#AND SHE NOTICED BUT SHE DOESNT BRING IT UP
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jake as your bfs best friend except jake reallly likes you.
jake knows its just so wrong of him as heeseungs best friend, to have a crush on his gf. but how could he not? your blushing red cheeks, pouty lips and shiny eyes and perfect hair. its been months and he cant seem to get over you. he wonders how your hair feels, how your skin feels and how your lips would feel against his. when heeseung introduced you to jake, jake swears his heart flips. your puffy cheeks painted in a faint red from the cold weather. your innocent eyes flickering everywhere, and your delicate hand shaking his hand. and your voice seemed to be laced with honey. "i'm yn, nice to meet you!". jake nervously smiles, your hair distracting him. its so shiny and soft, he wonders how it must feel to tou- "right jake, ill see you around" heeseung pats jake on the shoulder, walking off with you holding his hand. "r-right" jake stutters, watching you stride away. "shes perfect".
you and jake had one class together, to his surprise you came up to him and asked if you could sit with him. "you're heeseungs friend, right?! oh my gosh im so glad i know someone here, can i sit here?". to which jake gladly says yes to. a few days in and jake realizes how this is a very distracting situation. your knee often scratches against jakes, a soft "sorry" coming from you. he can't help but feel butterflies when your elbow brushes against his. he seriosly cannot focus on anything but how close you are to him. god, this isnt helping his small crush on you.
you and jake have gotten closer over the last few weeks, cracking jokes and hanging around campus. heeseung doesnt mind, in his words "yn is completely tied to me" which jake hated to hear but what could he do?. jake often brings your favorite snacks, he loves how your face brightens up when he gives them to you. "thanks jakey" you smile at him softly. jake feels his cheeks heat up a bit, holding back a huge smile. "y-you're welcome".
jake cant seem to get over you, he managed to get a picture of you (dont ask how hes already creeped out by himself). in the picture, you're wearing a white babydoll sweater and a matching skirt. with your glittery makeup again. "fuck" jake mutters, staring at your picture and running his hand through his hair. "be mine" he groans out of frustration, placing his hands in his hands. he then goes on insta and goes to your profile, tapping through your highlight named "me!!:3". he scans your selfies throughly, a grin plastered across his face. "yns so pretty, shit" he curses. hes examining your outfits, he really likes how you wear skirts even in this cold weather. he sets his phone down and picks up the picture of you. "can't get over you".
during the end of the class, jake is distracted once again by your overall appearance. he notices you're wearing glitter in the corner of your eyes. "nice shimmer" jake comments, and you immediately reply with a thank you. "oh thank you! haha not even heeseung noticed when i wore it yesterday..". jake scrunches his nose up, he knows his best friend is not exactly the best guy to commit yourself to. he wonders if you know heeseungs long history of dating girls. how could a sweet girl like you become one of them? "i'll see you tonight? dont forget you invited me to pizza!" you pout jokingly, patting jakes shoulder. "right! tonight" he replies, watching you walk off. "tonight ..".
jake knows heeseung is not exactly the best bf. so now that you're both close, you're often calling up jake. asking where heeseung is, why heeseung isnt answering your calls and why heeseung seems distant. taking advantage of this everytime, jake invites you to his place where you ramble with snot coming out of your nose. "i swear he has something to do with this girl named karina, he said they're just friends but.." you sniffle, jake placing a napkin under your runny nose. "its ok yn, maybe you should find someone who could you treat better". he knows hes throwing heeseung under the bus for saying this but honestly? he doesnt care. he hates how heeseung treats you as an afterthought. you spend the night at jakes. and once you knocked out, jake couldn't help but stare at you in your sleeping state. your small breaths, your twitching lips and your messy hair. you looked perfect. jake carefully brushes the hair out of your face. "please be mine, yn".
you, heeseung, and jake decided to go to a cafe. you and heeseung got there before jake. so when jake came into the cafe and saw you giggling uncontrollably at whatever heeseung said, he sighed in defeat. you were leaning against heeseung, your hand intertwined with his. jake sighs again, watching you both from afar.
"i just cant come between them" jake thinks to himself. "yn is completely in love with him".
he quite literally feels nervous, he decides to just go home. he often gets stomachaches from thinking about how you're his best friends gf. and how he cant have you. it gets so had that he gets anxious from thinking about it too much. is it that serious ? yes, yes it is. like sometimes when jake passes by the libeary, he sees you and heeseung. jakes heart flushes down to his stomach when he sees you smiling brightly at heeseung. he quite literally feels sick to his stomach knowing you'll never be his.
jake lays out in his bed, staring up at the ceiling. he has your picture in his hand, rubbing his finger against your face. he gives it a soft kiss, cringing at himself for doing so but thats what you do when you like someone. jake thinks he likes you a little bit too much now, your personality is absolutely electric in his eyes. its been five months since he met you, and five months since you and heeseung have been dating.
will jake ever get over you? as long as you and heeseung are dating, he dont think he ever will.
like ever.
#enha x reader#jake sim x reader#enhypen x you#enha x you#jake sim#enhypen#enhypen imagines#sim jake#enhypen fluff#enha fluff
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some little facts about pete spankoffski (and story notes) for a fic im writing :]
basically all of canon npmd happens and pete is like,, transported back to the morning directly before the bathroom scene as if nothing happened
- he remembers all of canon npmd. too well, if you asked him
- he can vaguely hear HIS steph talking him through things if (when) they get tough :( not very clearly, though.
- he can also hear the lib (tinky mostly) taunting him in scenes like the waylon place
- his blood sugar is fucked up dude. its bad. like hes having a bit of a rough time balancing it with everything else. he is SO stressed guys
- on a similar note, he quickly gets on emmas good side so he can maybe get his hot chocolate faster (it works)
- he purposefully keeps max off the stairs and when hes questioned he grabs a rock or and throws it (hard) and the stairs collapse
- max shares his beer with steph, ruth, and richie, while pete and grace (of course) stay sober. this happens repeatedly until richie brings better booze and pete joins in lol
- pete hates beer, but he can handle teds rum in very small amounts. he hates the taste of most other alcohols
- pete starts working out and gets as ripped as he can without anyone noticing
- he also starts actively talking to ruth and richie about ANYTHING he can get them to talk about. starwars, anime, games, sex, theatre, he doesnt care.
- none of ruths comments bother him anymore, either. no matter how aggressively thirsty she gets, pete gets to hear one of his best friends talk again. he doesnt mind what shes saying
- petes grades slip a little at first. ok maybe more than a little. his highest grade for about three weeks is a b. 84%
- nobody knows about this until steph gets a higher grade on a test and he cries a little in the bathroom. she got an 89 in math. he got a 76.
- he never actually fully recovers from the grade dip, and his gpa drops permanently from a 4.+ to a steady 3.8
- he chops and dyes his hair three days after the waylon place
- he actually bleaches it and dyes the tips a light redish color
- on a similar red note, he has a bit of a freak out (its a trauma response lets be honest) every time he sees anyone in dark red. especially max with his favorite, blood colored t-shirt
- he has consistent nightmares about shooting steph, and they get worse as the two of them get closer. again.
- she drops about 12 pounds of hints to try to get him to ask her out, but he never reciprocated. she assumes he's oblivious, but in reality hes actually just stuck on the version of steph that helped him dismember a body. the one that held him while he cried over his only friends graves.
- on a happier note, pete isnt beat up anymore :D
yeah anyway ask me about these guys im shaking them in a little jar rn
(this is a draft from december of 2023 😭 im STILL writing this fic. felt it was fair to show this to the world
#peter spankoffski#pete spankoffski#starkid#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#raspy rambles#raspberry writes#npmd au#hints of lautski#orpheus muses#i guess. idk
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i fucking love the "A fell first but B fell harder" trope so much that shit makes me so ISJDJSJDJSJDJF
#niko fell first#cause he does#hes more emotional and lord knows when he started having a crush he acts way too obvious about it#cause like... as much as they bicker and banter its really only one of the only time niko get to be himself instead of holding this#mask he has to other ppl#just being as unhinged as he could be as his emotions be free... plus uh the guy is pretty too ig //lh#but man wanderer being the one fell harder.. AUSBAJDBSJDJSJDJ#wanderer hid it better heck you wouldnt even know hes even in love cause hes in denial#he talks about him at least ONCE in his therapy session with nahida#AND SHE NOTICED BUT SHE DOESNT BRING IT UP#CAUSE SHE KNOWS HE DIDNT NOTICED#if you think niko's attempt at hiding his feelings is bad wanderer is even worst#cause wanderer thinks hes being slick hiding it but nawr its#its as transparent as niko's#ok maybe hes better at it in a way that most ppl cant tell#but nahida can#and like.... hes really not as harsh as when they first met#and he can put his guard down a bit seeing its just niko cause he knows niko wouldn't betray or hurt him for whatever reason#anyway they made me ill thats all folks#.txt#tag: puppetgear
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Very excited to see how they'll do this scene in Rebirth
#this is by far my favorite of the gold saucer date scenes not only bc im biased towards aerith#but it feels the most narratively appropriately one#aerith brings up clouds (imitated) similarities to zack in a way only she can as someone who actually knew him#and she kinda starts poking after who cloud really is#most of the party hasnt know him long enough to notice how unnatural his mannerisms are#and most havent met zack and those who have did so only briefly#tifa knows but is too scared to say anything#she almost does in her own date scene (tho u wouldnt realize she was until The Reveal) but cant bring herself too#in the same way she ends up perpetuating clouds lies bc shes too scared to point out the discrepancies#hes vulnerable- she doesnt want to compromise that already fragile stability he has#aerith doesny poke too deep- she knows she cant. but its a start#anyway. excited to see clouds progressive mental breakdown in excruciating detail#cloud strife#aerith gainsborough#questionably claerith but this wasnt dranw with shipping intent#it could be tho. if u want it to#final fantasy#final fantasy 7#final fantasy vii#ff7#ffvii#art#my art#xanders art#digital art#fan art#oh wait#final fantasy 7 spoilers#in consideration for ppl going into rebirth blind
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Soooo....... if you don't mind me asking
What was that about a cult in the human au👀👀👀
(I hope I'm getting that right and if not I'm referring to the one implied( ?) In I think the eddie short story you posted a while back)
I hope you have a good day/ night whenever you are <3 <3, you're like one of my fav welcome home creators rn <3 <3
HA uh it's not a real cult! it's more like a cult following if anything, the Guys™️ are just dramatic / passive-aggressive about it
a 'cult following of what' you may ask! well! it's a cult following of Wally! or more specifically, Wally's art. it isn't like, Famous or anything, but there's a niche group of art enthusiasts/snobs/etc that are borderline Obsessed with it (in my mind his art Is pretty funky! i like to think that he has mild associative synesthesia, which bleeds into his work along with his disregard for art 'rules' and the like)
it's not a huge problem? just a minor nuisance. and as a plus, it means that those people will pay absurd amounts for Wally's pieces when he sells them (or is doing commission work)!
Wally has mixed feelings about it. on one hand, he does Not mind attention & loves to talk about his art and meet new people. on the other hand, a lot of his "fans" are overbearing / over-familiar and blatantly misinterpret him and his art. so while Wally loves attending art shows etc, whenever he recognizes one of his "fans" walking over he'll often make an excuse to leave for a minute (or one of his friends will act as sort of a bodyguard lol)
#but yeah the context for the tidbit eddie heard#was that a 'fan' happened across one of wally's pieces hanging in poppy's tearoom#(bc he gifts his friends art yk! they all have ~Darling Originals~)#and the person started being a snob about it and tried to be like 'how much will you pay for this'#despite poppy saying that its not for sale and will Never be for sale#her friend made that for her :(#thankfully it doesnt happen often#since wally is a very private person and does not let Anyone know the area he lives in#to the corner of the art community he's in he just kinda Shows Up and then vanishes#which adds to his 'mysterious' reputation lmfao#rambles from the bog#wh modern human au#i have this funny scene in my mind of that one 'fan' bring one or two friends to see the artwork in poppy's tearoom#but wally's already there#and poppy notices before he does so she literally hauls him over the checkout counter and hides him behind it#but yeah Those People will wax poetic about wallys art right in front of him#theyre all 'ah yes... an apple representing blahblahblah shaded with cool colors to symbolize blahblahblah and a worm to signify blahblah'#while wally is internally like 'i just like apples and wanted it to have a friend <3'#he doesn't say anything but hes Tired lol
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grabs him by the scruff of his neck like a kitten
#ranma 1/2#not putting this in my art tag i just wanted to post Something#U EVER THINK ABT HOW HIS MASSIVE EGO IS TOTALLY FOR SHOW#like def the result of genma telling him hes the best martial artist in the world one moment then that he's a disappointment the next#and how ranmas secretly terrified ppl will notice hes only good at one thing and then will see how worthless he rlly is and abandon him#(im not saying hes worthless i just mean from his perspective)#and thats why he has a total breakdown in the moxibustion arc bc hes CONVINCED if he cant do martial arts then no one will want him around#its also why its so important that even tho she cant think of anything else he's good at akane still tells him to stay or at least#let her go with him#bc she values him bc hes a person and she enjoys spending time w him. its not abt what he can bring to the table or whatever#what he brings to the table is his kindness and humor and care for others around him!!#anyway that arc doesnt cure his ego by a longshot but it did open the door for him to trust akane way more and share his insecurities#the other half (lol) of this convo could totally be abt desperately trying to live up to being a Manly Masculine Man#but 99% of the time he expresses genuine confidence in himself and not just his abilities its in girl form#i already made a post abt that a while ago#ANYWAY SORRY FOR THE FUCKING ESSAY
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my psychiatrist was trying to explain that a lot of my depression and anxiety probably stems from my trying to force myself into a (neurotypical/allistic) mold that i wasn't made for and that it's nothing to be ashamed of and she listed elon musk and bill gates as my fellow autists and that made me cry harder
#mia.txt#i wasnt like crying bc i was diagnosed with ASD it was more just crying cause i cry all the time now and it was a cathartic session#oh i forgot to mention it but god i cant even describe the weird feeling of being told im actually autistic (UNPROMPTED)#after like. wondering for so many years but being too scared to bring it up to any psychiatrist#so i was just like well maybe i am or maybe i just have adhd. thats ok im not too worried about it :)#and then i was just like talking about my sensory issues being exacerbated by my meds#and then she started asking me more questions abt my sensory issues and social problems and then she pointed out that i#had been rocking back and forth the entire time. which i genuinely dont even notice anymore like i was like oh shit i sure am doing that#and she basically went through the whole questionnaire and was like has no one really ever brought up the possibility that you were#on the spectrum. because you definitely are#and i was like 🤷🏻♀️ idk! im not sure#but it was probably pretty damning that the one other time i had gotten tested he literally gave up bc the questions were too vague#oh but anyway like no that doesnt help actually 😔#i really don't think its shame-based like i KNOW im Different(TM) thats not shocking to me#but i do expend an insane amount of mental and emotional energy trying to be Normal and pretend i am not autistic#the masking that is causing me so much stress is the very thing that prevented me from being diagnosed earlier lmfaooo
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#to anyone asking#it's family drama#I need attention too#but everyone else's problems are just so big#just so overwhelming#i can't even give anyone an update#my life doesn't matter#especially in comparison to the drama#yes my sister is more important i get it#her break up with her fiancé (again) is more important than my plans#Yes her going on a sleep over with a boy with brain damage that she's planning on exploiting emotionally and financially is NOT GOOD#But i have to remain sympathetic to her because she feels bad#yes she asked me to take a week long vacation to take care of her with no notice#but I have to be patient and understanding#i need to ignore my problems#after all my problems aren't half as important#it doesnt matter#it doesn't matter if I need help with homework there's a house on fire#it doesnt matter that the house has been on fire for 7 years and I still need help with homework#why would I bring up homework any more#doesn't matter that I'm struggling against suicidal thoughts she is so important she can take a week off work paid#doesnt matter that I'm starting to hate myself she can't be alone for a single hour without feeling anxiety#it doesnt matter how much i hurt she hurts worse and I can't get a hundredth of the attention she gets#i want to scream
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concept: an animatic of legally blonde's gay or european with aseantalia, with piri as the gay defendant
#hws#hws philippines#aseantalia#okay i have it FULLY FORMED IN MY HEAD okay#piri is the gay defendant#because its funny ITD BE FUNNY!!! and he has the most euro influence out of all of them#(also fits my headcanon that piri was raised in europe lol)#vivi HAS to be warner so she can say 'depending on the time of day the french go either way'#singa is vivienne because shes the one whos factual and logical about this#have a very vivid image of him pulling out a slideshow at the line 'well they bring their boys up different there'#and like. im thinking of vivi texting taiwan about the latest asean shenanigans and then#taiwan takes enid's role of 'that's a metrosexual jerk! you say he's gay i say no way'#through whatsapp lol#thai is prof callahan because hes more sensible lmao#and msia can be elle bc itd be cute! and in the context of the animatic the accusation would come out dumb and dramatic#and doesnt that fit him so well#fem brunei gets a little cameo taking the judge's line of#'if he's straight tell him im free at 8 on saturday'#then indo takes emmett's role of being the one questioning piri at the end#bc i just noticed that emmett actually?? distracts him by flashing his butt while questioning??? in the musical??#and i think that yes. piri would get distracted by indo. indo's boobas.#then the man bursting the asean meeting doors open to scream 'you BASTARD! you lying BASTARD!'#is none other than piri's boyfriend.... drumroll.... MEXICO!!!!#and the video ends with the asean meeting having turned into an impromptu fiesta!!!!!!#mine#LOOK IVE THOUGHT IT THROUGH IT ALL FITS IT ALL FITS!!!!!
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#my grandma yet again blurted out something i rather bring up when im comfortable or when its actually relevant#'oh theyre part yaqui' and immediately im like...oh no why#and rosie her friend just looked so elated#and said 'you gotta get that money'#idk how she couldnt catch how uncomfortable i was because i couldnt hide it#grandma why u do this i tell you not to#she did this with being vegan and being trans#i dont want to talk about these things unless i know im comfortable or its relevant#its personal! im embarasses! im uncomfortable!#and then when i accept it and go to actually talk about how i feel and my connections and yknow#talk from the heart#then she gets distracted. rosie my grandmas friend does. and interupts me#and its like cool so that whole situation was juat to make me uncomfortable. and now im going to be thinking about it#happened when me being trans was brought up and me being aroace#interrupted. dont get to explain or anything#but fucking just 'get that money' made me so mad. and she was so in her own little world#i couldn't cover up how uncomfortable i was and she didnt even notice.#GOD she is insufferable sometimes. and the shit she said about homeless ppl#rosie not my grandma my grandma is fine just. likes bringing me up i guess#but i just have to sit there and nod and like i dont want to pretend like it doesnt bother me but i also dont want to say something#honestly it also just makes me sad. like#when i try to talk about oh im learning this or im contributing this or whatever even unrelated#like just in general i get interupted. that really doesnt help my complex about not being listened to lol!#anyway food was good but experience sucked#im still mad about the money thing idek why i was shocked. thats totally a rosie thing to think#and then she even tried to argue with me that I could enroll like. no i think i know#my dad can my cousin can my other cousin is. i cant. and even if i could its not just an easy decision#ans especially not based in fucking money. AUGH. glad she offered me pot like yes i need to chill#let me look at the fucking raccoon#her dog is super cute tho.
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you are john. it has been, what, like eight or ten months since you sent out the notices about the new round of lyctor trials? you have a weird dream one night and decide, on a whim, to check in on how the trials are going.
you phone home (its not home, home is gone). no one picks up. thats weird, and kind of concerning, so you go to check. canaan house is empty, even of the constructs you left to act as bodies for the partitioned bit of your soul-conglomerate you left there. there seem to be a lot of weird zombies on various continents. whoops, looks like some of the partitions of your soul-network need to be tuned up. well, you can do that after you figure out where the contestants went.
an extensive round of investigation later, you land on the ninth. yep, that sure does seem to be the missing contestants. and the canaan house priests. and cytherea is here, for some reason. probably plotting against you. and... oh, annabel, good morning.
while you are getting stabbed by your cavalier, you cant help but notice that it looks like some of the contestants did, in fact, achieve lyctorhood. but uh, definitely not the way they were supposed to.
#to wit: the sixth and seventh have formed a soul network. only the sixth have living bodies#for some reason the dead body of the seventh cav is being possessed by that BoE bitch your hands were conspiring with almost 20 years ago?#there are 3 members of the third house here? and the actual cav is not involved in thenew 3rd house lyctorhood bond at all aside from#teaching swordsmanship to the? new 3rd cav? who is the necros sister apparently#the fitth havent made a lyctor bond yet but they Do appear to be having something going on with [checks notes] the guy who is supposed to#be the actual ninth cav but apparently isnt. wait so who went as the ninth c— uh. uhhhhhh#okay so you have a kid and the ninth has apparently joined your soul network at some point without you noticing wait wait what is this#wake-me-up-inside is on your soul network too??? youve been hacked.#as for whats going on with the rest: bc if various revelations the 8th have cancelled god who clearly doesnt understand how to#do soul magic in a Right and Proper manner. both the two who were at the trials and once they get the message back the entire house will be#up in arms about it and while the sixth have already been ready to break off from the empire if need be the eighth may try to like. take it#over? it wont go well. either way we are looking at a bigtime schism here#the fourth are trying to get good at enough at soul stuff to do one of the cooler lyctorhoods they have now learned about. the fifth are#trying to stop them from doing this and the most convincing argument theyve had thus far is that they should get past puberty first in case#the type of lyctorhood they end up doing is one of the 'freezes you at that state' one instead of the 'well the ninth aged so#clearly its possible somehow' version. the second were in the timeout corner for a while but there have been. a lot of revelations#and when you are finding stuff out firsthand and being told it directly by gods saint and his cavalier its a little harder to ignore than#if you are traumatized and on the verge of death and being told stuff by insurgents from outside the empire#also gideon has been popping back to earth a lot to 1) get sunlight 2) fight zombies for fun 3) forage for now-feral crop plants to bring#back to the ninth bc damned if shes going back to snow leeks now. also this is how shes dealing with her breakup from cytherea. and getting#space from her mom who sucks and from the drama of finding out her dad is the emperor who also sucks and that she and harrow have a#soul connection sort of that may or may not make them immortal and just. its a lot of questions. a lot of unpleasantness. a lot of pressure#hangin around on the ninth which doesnt feel big enough to get away from the drama. so shes#using her fucking teleportation powers to try her hand at shitty cottagecore life on a zombie-infested tomb of a planet instead of. yknow.#her other hometown tomb planet which is now also a little zombie-infested in a different way
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You can also recognize someone by the sounds of their breathing. I do that with my family and it's hilarious when I know who they are when they're trying to sneak up on me lol
bruce is one of those people who can recognize others by the sound of their footsteps, their smell (and ONLY THAT), their voice, just like, anything really
and when other, normal, people find it weird, he just goes "well, tim does it too"
(that's NOT reassuring, bruce)
#i bring this up because i have horroble eyesight which lead to me just automatically memorizing pathways in places i work/live at#so that i wouldnt have to turn on the lights. which has lead to me walking up on my family and coworkers and accidentally giving them#a heartattack. so they try to do the same to me with minimal success. the problem is that im not actually trying to scare them#to me i just legit walk up. any noise i make trying to signal that im behind them doesnt get noticed by them apparently#considering that im currently living with my mother rn she keeps getting jumpscared and has threatened to bell me#my older sibling and i also stay on the same train of thought and can talk at the same time and tone. we got called#ill admit there are a couple of times where i did scare her on purpose but a good 85% was on accident#which she doesnt believe because everytime her reactions are tp funny and i just fall over laughing. she jumps. throws her hands up#screams and everything#me basically: mother im sorry for all the heartattacks but im genuinely not doing this on purpose i swear *cant stand due to laughing*#at my last job though we had heavy and baggy uniforms and steel toes are common in that field metal and plastic bits got carried in pockets#so it took effort be stealthy. but my old job also had a noisy environment most of the time. which lead to hilarious moments#where i (below average height) would seemingly appear out of nowhere and give my coworkers (6ft+) heartattacks. yelling included#i accidentally scared my workplace of 80+ people so much that one of the managers had to tell me to walk louder#the best part thoigh is that because im so small and theyre so tall is that they wouldnt see me at first glance if i was sitting and they#walk in the room. they could walk up right next to me asking where i was and id just look up and say 'right here' and theyd just die#theres nothing more satisfying than seeing macho men scream like a little girl when the only thing you did was sitting still#my older sibling and i are also on the same train of thought when messing with others we can talk at the same time. tone. and mannerisms#we got called 'the twins from the shining' once from an ice cream store worker even though we are five years apart and dont look alike#for as much as most of the times ive scared someone being accidentall. their fear fills me as much and well as a feast does#its because a lot of people see me and think im dainty and innocent. its honestly sad how many people are surprised when i cuss
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🚶🏻♂️<- having the time of his life
#FIRST OF ALL ALYNES MOM IS DIRECTLY RELATED TO JACOB TORRANCE!#now those of you who have read my deranged tag yelling about alyne know she's a not-warthrop. i just couldn't decide on a name#so its alyne torrance#i am clasping your cheeks in my hands. warthrop AND torrance. ALYNE TORRANCE-WARTHROP#CAAACKLING#alyne (grown up) mentions Moms Brother Jake Who Died When I Was Like Seven to will henry. who says wait your mom had a brother?#and she drops the bomb of Yeah There Were Two Torrance Siblings Jacob And Margaret. Margaret's My Mom#and will henry is sweating BULLETS because oh my GOD#that explains SOOOO MUCH#actually no scratch that. margaret brings alyne to visit uncle jake because theyre in new york for some reason#jake torrance is doing monstrumology shit. they meet up at an inn. warthrop is there bc he needs jake for something so he tagged along#the sibs are laughing and drinking. alyne has wandered off (found jake's room and is going through their maps) and warthrop is vibrating#margaret mentions boston and warthrop turns beet red. jake notices and claps him on the back and goes MY MAN!!!!#I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE MY NIECE'S DAD!!!!! WELCOME TO THE FAMILY!!!!!#and warthrop goes Shut up shut up SHUT UP SHE'S NOT MY KID!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!#door slams open. alyne walks in with an armful of maps. she doesnt care that they're all in different languages#she lays them out and puts pebbles in specific spots and starts taking notes. literally ignoring everyone else#jake smirks at warthrop and gets up. leans over alyne's back. 'whatcha up to little 'lyne?'#she points at the pebbles. Tracking! The fishermen have been bringing me more and more weird fish from places that didn't used to have them-#-so this is where the fishermen said they caught them! Used to be you'd only see these when the south american ships came in-#-but they migrated to the caribbean. it's not like fish can fly though. so maybe some live ones got released and thats how they spread?#i have a couple in my tanks at home but they don't like to eat the fish i find at the market so if i can figure out how they got there#then i can figure out what they eat#one of the sailors told me about how some peasants farm seaweed in the sea of japan and i think i can figure out how to grow Gulf seaweed#jake torrance (smug as fuck) margaret torrance (proud and also smug) pellinore warthrop (eyelid twitching)#and alyne is having the time of her life infodumping for her mom and uncle and that guy who refuses to admit he's her dad#eventually she drops off into muttering to herself. takes a minute for anyone to realize she's reciting the names of the seas and currents#in spanish#and then she pipes up with Do you know why sailors get tattoos?#when you die at sea fish eat your body so tattoos are used to identify corpses that dont have faces anymore! :)
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sorry i know police sketches are meant to be kinda uncanny so they stick in your mind, like they exaggerate features and all that. but whoever made the derrick todd lee sketch....bro. who the fuck is this bc its NOT HIM LMFAO
#tongue#i thought it was a fucking edit of demi lovato#like. fucking poot lovato that fucking image 😭#everyone keeps bringing up jenny gamez when i mention this bc her reconstruction is kinda a famous example of that#the whole exaggerated feature thing#same with susand lund also#but like#they were no longer alive when they were made yeah theyre gonna be pretty uncanny#especially lund since the technology kinda sucked at the time and i dont even think she knew she had wry neck???#and they went absolutely ham on the exaggeration there when it wasnt even noticable to anyone in her life#BUT THIS SKETCH IS OF A LIVING PERSON AND IT DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE HIM 😭😭#LIKE YEA THEY DIDNT ALSO SEE HIM BUT STILL#the bug eyes are funny to me it doesnt even creep me out anymore
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caught up with Kill the Villainess again and hoo boy...........
#idk how good it is from the perspective of someone who hasnt read a lot of villainess stories#but as someone who has. it twists things in SUCH a delicious way#a transmigrator of a villainess story that actually wants to go back home? people around the mc who notice the personality difference?#an actually bitchy og villainess and not some misunderstood well-meaning girl and the mc doesnt mince words#she gets less of a filter the longer it goes on#brings up the 'dead before the story even begins' concept and the 'what happens to characters after a story ends?' concept#like i said. sooo delicious that i just read 76 chapters in one sitting lol#ty talks#why the fuck do i put 90% of the post in the tags why dont i just use a read more jfc
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idk if this is too weird but would u be willing to write abby with a somno kink? like u waking up and she’s already strapping you 🤕🤕
female reader x abby anderson
you looked so peaceful, tucked into her sheets. you breathe steadily, completely relaxed in a deep sleep, maybe a dream playing on your brain.
admittedly, abby felt like a creep; running her big hands over your spread thighs resting over her own.
she swallows, watching the tip of her strap slide up your cunt, nudging and pushing against your clit. your eyebrows furrow in your sleep but you remain relaxed.
she brings one of her hands to her mouth, spitting on her fingers and lathering the end of her strap in it. she knew if you were awake, youd be squirming beneath her... lifting your hips up to try find the pleasure you yearned for.
but you just lay there, unconsciously adjusting your body on the bed for more comfort, clueless of what was going on between your legs
abby hums, shuffling closer. "so cute..." her thumb rubs against your clit and she notices how your hips shift, unknowingly getting wetter by the second
you roll your head on the pillow as she guided the strap into you. even in your sleep, you take it so well.
she groans like she can feel you wrapped around her, leaning over to stare down at you as she rocks her hips against you
you look so innocent, a contrast to know you usually do. she cant bring herself to admit that she likes it.
a whine suddenly escapes from your pouty lips, your face scrunching up and her hand grips the pillow beside your head tighter
she slides deeper into you, and it doesnt take long for you to wake up after feeling the ridges and veins of her strap rub against your g-spot.
your hands fly up to grip her broad shoulders, your eyes still heavy and begging to water. you moan against the side of her head, your nails digging into her skin. "abby..."
she pulls her hips back and slams into you, pressing a kiss to your temple. "'m sorry, baby... you just look so pretty."
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