#AND MAYBE CLEO WINS

[kingofdandelions]

Hyperfixate over block people with

Yes very much so

Im totally very much so definitely normal dont look in the tags

[crystalliumdaisy]

a real winner?

[shepscapades]

Hey! i’m really into the dbch story and i was wondering if doc and xisuma ever tell bdubs the specifics of why etho lost his memories, cause if they do that is prime self blaming angst for bdubs

I’m inclined to believe they don’t. Actually (and maybe I should do a small comic for this so more people see it) I imagine, once a month or a few pass and they finally return etho to bdubs as reset, I imagine they are VERY serious about warning bdubs not to try to force Etho to re-deviate— they don’t go into specifics, but they probably tell bdubs that whatever happened had to do with something that was emotionally overwhelming, and that forcing him to redeviate/not letting it happen naturally could trigger the same error. They have no idea what could happen so bdubs needs to be very careful and let Etho find himself again on his own.

Whether or not bdubs gets impatient or can only go so long before he doubts it would be that bad if he tried pushing Etho in the right direction is another story.

But yeah. I don’t think Xisuma or Doc really… tell anyone that this happened. Etho’s error seemed like a very specific one-off scenario, so it’s not something the other hermits should be trying to avoid or be careful about happening to their own android friends, and the only thing telling people would do is make them worried about the situation. All they need to know is that etho was broken and that they need to be careful with him. I don’t agree with their decision to keep what happened to themselves but I understand it I think. Xisuma “i don’t want to worry the hermits” Void and Docm “eh this isn’t the first time I’ve replaced this arm, people won’t question it” 77

[the-crastle]

The fact that Cleo, a faceless youtuber won real life smp

All you need to win in vr is not having a webcam guys

[the-somwthing]

Controversial opinion: I don’t really count Cleo’s win as a full win, LIKE LISTEN I REALLY WANTED HER TO WIN, but Real Life is like a half win or something.

People always act like this opinion is an attack on Cleo and all that but like, you’re saying Real Life counts as a regular win like any other? So, if next season Cleo makes it really far, she should give up so someone new can get a win? You think she should say “I already won a season someone else deserves this more”? Like idk, to me counting Real Life as a full win feels like saying you don’t believe Cleo could get a win in a legit season so you want to count this one. And I don’t think that’s fair. Cleo doesn’t place very high on average but anyone can win. I think her winning Real Life is proof that she’s getting closer to a real win, like how Jimmy dying near the middle is proof that he could fully break the curse. I don’t count either of those as fully winning/breaking the curse but I see it as like. Half points. But apparently this opinion makes me a Cleo hater who doesn’t want to see her succeed. Idk it just feels like secretly thinking she isn’t capable of a real win, of course I don’t assume the worst of people like that, but like, that’s why I can’t subscribe to the opinion that RL was a win like all the others. I would’ve said it wasn’t a real win no matter WHO won, changing my mind just because it’s a woman feels like backwards feminism to me lmao.

I mean I’m going to assume that most people who say this aren’t doing that and would’ve said that it counts as a Real Win no matter who won? But if not then plz think about that lol. But like. No seriously if someone who always wins like idk Scott had won would y’all be saying “wow… Scott won yet another full season for realsies…” I’m assuming the best of you all and assuming that for some reason y’all hopped into Real Life thinking “can’t wait to see who our OFFICIAL sixth winner is”

[a-thrilling-performance]

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[simplydm]

It is interesting to think- what was the plan at the end of double life? Was there always supposed to be one winner, or would two people have won? I wonder what other pairings winning double life would have looked like

[jestroer]

If Cleo looses Im going to campaign for Scar SO HARD you guys

[flebdoodle]

THE FOILS, THEY'RE FOILING who would foil this man fr like. we know Martyn already does - did? does? what if scott was going to be paralleled next instead and we've just been bamboozled

So I've noticed a pattern with the last 2 winners and the first 3

[fogwitchoftheevermore]

girl help. secret life bigb. i am thinking about him again.

[orangeocelotmartyn]

Tubbo and ZombieCleo have beef? 😲

Transcription under the cut

Tubbo: Sorry, I was trying--I was tryin' to make beef. Ros: (gasps) Cleo: You can make beef. I'll-I'll do it. Tubbo: Okay--okay, awesome. Cleo: Fi-fight with me. Fight me, bro. Fight me bro. Tubbo: No, no, no, I meant--I meant between you and the person who made this. Sausage: Oh, lets go. Tubbo: If we fought-- Cleo, interrupting: Yeah! Tubbo: I probably have a ten percent chance of winning, maybe thirty on a good day. Cleo: O-only if it was verbal. If it-if it was PvP you'd probably win. Tubbo: Mm, mm Scar: Oh, I thought this was like in real life for a second. Owen: Yeah, I thought we were talking-- Tubbo: Oh, I was talking real life-- Sausage: Fighting for real. Tubbo:--but it became a Minecraft thing-- Cleo: Oh, in real life, no no no, no no no, you--no. Tubbo: No? Would I win? Cleo and Sausage: (laugh) Cleo: You would win. (laughs) Tubbo: That's epic. I wouldn't even cheat, I wouldn't even use any weapons. Cleo: Oh, I'd cheat. I'd still lose, but I would cheat. Scar: I just figured you'd run him over in (through laughter) a car, Cleo. I just figured that was your go-to. Cleo: Yeah, yeah, no-- Tubbo: If you can catch me. Cleo: Well, in a car. I can catch you in a car. Tubbo: Yeah? No you can't. Owen: Anyway, the build, the build, please-- (everyone laughs) Tubbo: I'd just go upstairs. What you gonna do, stay in the living room? Owen: Um, I like that the underneath-- Cleo: --I could break down a house with a car.

[ethosiab]

Ah thank you thank you! You should feel proud of yourself this is a very fun and beautiful diagram! And thanks for the extra explanation I definitely appreciate that :D

Something I've been working on for the past few weeks following the end of Secret Life.

I give you... the Wheel of Life!

See what you can spot the meaning of. :D

Thanks to my buddy @bgc-592 for letting me bounce my ideas for this off them. I appreciate it.

[mochiwrites]

y’know what’s insane to think about with cleo winning? how cheerful they were. scott died and cleo was laughing in disbelief but then she just sing-songed and skipped over to a creeper and let it kill her. and there’s something they said that just ?? is sticking with me.

“no it’s how you want it to work!”

besides scott, we’ve never truly seen another else defy the watchers so… loudly like that. and I think there’s something amazing and beautiful about how differently cleo reacts to winning than the other winners. in the previous five games, our winners have always had this air of disparity around them in one form or another.

but not cleo. no, I’d even go as far as to say that cleo is excited that she won. there is no sadness. no heaviness around her (and maybe part of that is they didn’t keep themself alive long enough to feel it. maybe jogging up to that creeper was a way of saving herself from that pain. she’s outlived allies before. but this? living in an empty world? no… that’s something else entirely. that’s a pain she didn’t want to confront).

it’s so, so, interesting to me

[joifee]

Here are both my pieces for the @bdubszine !!!!! Such a great opportunity to run with it and just have fun with detail work.

I am in love with sungod bdubs and very proud of this piece with the improv class^^

Down below is some in depth talk for the first piece with bdubs and all his clocks :D

The one on his chest is a regular minecraft clock - he always carries one in his offhand. In the background his his big tower from his "building with bdubs" series. He is wearing his moss cloak. On his wirst: A clock with a horse: he loves horses. also it actually is inspired by the horse-mountain he build in season 9 of hermitcraft A purple clock with ears: a purple panda clock. He joined one mcc (minecraft championship) and one it first try on the team called purple pandas) A tnt block-clock: Season 7 of hermitcraft he had, alongside impulse and tango, a company called "the boomers" who would explode stuff with tnt for diamonds - bdubs stick was he would die in every blow up they do (there are compilations)

in his jacket: The clock looking like a ring: reference to double life. He was soul-bonded to impulse and they lowkey roleplayed as a married couple and impulse gifted him a clock as a sign or marriage. therefore it looks like a ring. it also has "i" pointers because impulse always puts "i"s on his stuff A regular alarm clock: Basically that - maybe a reference for him always sleeping through the night. The red glasses clock: reference to season 8. He, tango and keralis based together and called themself "big eyes crew" and they all wore red glasses Emerald shaped clock: season 9 as the right hand to king rendog (theres also a crown inside the shape) emeralds because rendog and bdubs wanted to change currency to royal emeralds which started a war on the server and led to rendogs execution. bdubs stayed loyal till the end "hep" clock: Season 7. He plays right hand man to mayor scar. There was a turfwar between two groups - one wanted their main island to be mycelium the other wanted it to be grass. HEP was the group who wanted grassblocks so its a grassblocked shaped clock. they lost the war clock with a snake: 3rd life reference. Inside the clock theres a castle "the crastle" which was his and cleos base in 3rd life. The snake stands for cleo. the heart is part of the logo for the traffic series (same btw count for the heart in the impulse ring) sundial: reference to the hermitcraftxempires smp crossover. bdubs came to empires smp and announced himself as "the sungod" and basically became a god and gem, oli, fwhip and sausage were his followers for the short time. the shape is after a build sausage made in his name the "B" sign: reference to last life. He was part of team B.E.S.T. and they had shields with their initials aka Bdubs, Etho, Skizzlman and Tango. The four hearts are the lifes he was given at the start of the series half tnt clock: reference to ethoslab who is his best friend on hermitcraft and they are just unnormal about each other messed up steam punk clock: reference to the create series he did with keralis, tango, scar and zedaph who unfortunatly was short lived mcc coin: the coin he got for winning mcc broken heart monitor clock: limited life. there's a heart monitor and digital clock. the clock is broken because bdubs didnt uploaded his view for limited life (at the time of drawing this piece) so we never new how much time he had left (we know now) small pocket watch with snake and wings: also limited life. he teamed up with scar (the wings) and cleo (the snake) tree clock: the tree of whimsey. one of his first builds of season 9. he crowned tango as parkour king, cub as royal magican/dragonslayer and ren as king under it

rest of the smaller clocks are filler

[mawofthemagnetar]

Turn Undead

“Skizzleman.” 

“Yes, Grian?” 

“Skizzleman. I would like an answer, please.” 

“To what, buddeh? You haven’t asked anything!” 

“Okay. Well. Why has Mumbo been walking east for fifteen minutes, Skizzleman?” 

“Uh…I’m not sure, to be honest with ya.” 

“Okay. And why is the only thing he’s saying just “nope, nope, nope, nope, nope,” under his breath as he goes?” 

“I…really couldn’t tell ya, dude.” 

“Uh-huh. And you’re SURE it has nothing to do with you?” 

“Look, it’s not my fault Ren jumped on my back earlier! I got startled, okay?” 

“Uh-huh. And that blast of holy light has absolutely nothing to do with Mumbo tunnelling through a mountain with his fists in a completely straight line?”

“Maybe he just wanted to check out what was over there?” 

“Uh-huh. And is there any specific reason why Cleo pillared straight up to the build limit at the exact same moment?” 

“They’re probably having fun up there. I mean, it’s not a BAD way to win these games. Man, I need to do that again…” 

“Skizz. Can we please focus. Because I flew up there, and I talked to Cleo, and all she had to say was “nope, nope, nope, nope.” You didn’t have anything to do with that? At all?” 

“Uh, well, probably not?” 

“Uh-huh. Right. Skizz, can you do me a favour real quick?” 

“Yeah? Anything, what is it?” 

“Can you put your halo in this sack, please.” 

[notscarsafe]

OKAY SO what with the TWO new Hermits implied by the updated banner I will say that, though the Skizz truthers have me convinced, I now have room to do my own crazy red string monologue and throw my hat in for my choice

1) Mythical J. Sausage (the J is silent) is a multitalented S-tier builder that absolutely deserves to be shoulder to shoulder with the Hermits. The man does buildings, interiors, terraforming, custom trees, and he does them SO WELL.

2) The production values!!! Beautiful replay mod sequences with shifting camera perspectives, shaders, music that sets the tone for each segment that's different from series to series. He already has more than a million followers on YouTube and for good reason!!

3) He has been SO consistent lately. He started a hardcore world about three months ago (about the time you might expect the Hermits to finalize their s10 choices maybe...???) and already has 15 episodes and hasn't gotten involved in any other big content. (He did just start playing a little of the BCG server but from what I understand that's super casual /copium copium copium).

4) That hardcore world is conveniently about to reach a good "pause" point. He started his world on a cherry blossom biome island that he's filled with a medieval village and starter farms, he's said it's almost full and what's left is the castle. I'm guessing the new season will start the first week of February, so if Sausage puts out a video this week building out that Castle and finishing that island it will be MIGHTY CONVENIENT TIMING.

5) This man can GRIND. His Hardcore world hasn't even been going half a year and he's built... So much??? Magnificent! And when he was on the Hermitcraft server he did the Razorcrest for scar AND the player head baby yoda/stormtrooper merch AND the noteblock themesong AND still built in the xmas village and other "diamond of peace" and so many other shenanigans. Did the man even sleep? He can grind with the best of them.

6) He can do redstone, too! Maybe not unique designs, I honestly don't know, but he builds farms for build materials no problem.

7) The DRAMA this man loves his improv and his backstory and trauma lore! For every series he does! Can you imagine if he gets to interact with Ren for an extended period of time, what that would do to them, to us?? Give Martyn a run for his money!!

8) Which brings me to my next point, which is that Sausage is already One of The Gang, because he's been in series with so many of the Hermits already! Empires and the crossover, obviously, but also Pirates with Cleo and Origins with Scar, and he's even done MCC! Joel is the only other player with the same depth of different series but there are other people truthing him already.

9) The EPIC BROMANCE with Pearl. My god the devotion of this man to his sunflower goddess bestie. I would try to do ot justice but y'all have seen floweroflaurelins work, you already know.

10) He's already a PG streamer but with HILARIOUSLY PG-13 tendencies. Imagine him and Cleo cracking each other up at an HHH stream, *grips your shoulders* IMAGINE IT.

11) Sausage comes with his own mascot in the form of interdimensional dog extraordinaire Bubbles, but he's also just an animal lover on general. Mans drinks his "I love Jellie" juice and had her in his world even before the sad news of her loss.

12) Diversity win! No one should be hired just for their gender, race, sexuality etc etc unless it's truly necessary to the job, but we were all happy when more women got added to the server in s8 and I know a lot of people would be happy to see some ethnic diversity added, too.

... That bulletin board had a lot more pins in it than I thought it did but anyway MYTHICALSAUSAGE TRUTHERS/ALL OTHER TRUTHERS RISE UP SPEAK YOUR TRUTH! we'll only get to wildly speculate for a few weeks so we might as well make it everyone else's problem ENJOY IT TO THE FULLEST!!