#AND IT SUITS HER SO WELLL

[cyberfunsupporter]

beautiful outfits, genius lighting, amazing choreography ohh covid is going DOWN for taking this away from the world

[jackdaw-and-hattrick]

Phantom Driver/Punch it Old Man!

Danny and Danni on The Ghost Bike. Featuring Bottle the Bunny Backpack.

[flor4de4amor]

may we please PLEASE PLEASE please get more aviator!abby???? she’s so yummy & i need her so bad..

welll if you wannttttt ofcccc!! this is totallyyy not based off of today’s events. if only i had abby around </3

click for palestine | don’t buy tlou | read b4 engaging

the toilet is broken and it's been ruining your fucking day. the stupid handle is too loose and you're determined to fix it yourself. it's far too embarrassing to ask the other wives on base to use their toilet. word spreads far too fast. everyone's gonna think abby doesn't care for you. and that is far from true! she cares about you so much, you think you're gonna suffocate in her love.

which is part of the reason you wanna fix this stupid waste of space in your bathroom. abby takes care of you everyday, and she works hard and long all day. it wouldn't be fair for her to come home to a broken toilet. (sometimes she sits there doing buisness, while playing wordle, and keeping conversation with you as you shower. you'd hate to break routine.) but you've been knelt over twisting screws, fiddling with pliers, and banging your head against the wall for the past few hours. for a matter of fact, youtube is not helpful! in fact, when abby gets home, you're informing her of a the anderson housewide youtube ban. stupid fucking site. waste of space on the web. killed away at your day with useless hacks anyway.

you're so caught up on cursing at the tablet, your cat pawing at your toes, the stupid fucking toilet, and don't forget swearing the wind, that you don't hear abby's heavy footsteps. you normally greet her at the door with plenty of love. whenever you're not waiting for her, it normally means trouble. means that she better make your stiff couch, real comfortable tonight. and no, she cannot steal any souvenirs from your normally shared bed. she must make do with some throw pillows and a teensy tiny blanket.

you think that you've almost got the issue sorted out when she catches you redhanded. her arms snake around your waist from behind causing you to drop your tools and squeal. your cat screeching at the commotion. abby clicks her tongue at the grey streaked animal. bane of her existence. you thrash in her arms for a minute, until she kisses your cheeks and you're able to inhale her scent. "relax pretty, it's just me."

you huff, and turn around facing her sweet face. "you're an asshole." you don't mean it. but, she's just made you almost shit your pants while your toilet is totally broken. fair reaction, if you may say so yourself.

"you don't mean that," she smiles. her thumb goes to wipe sweat off your forehead. "what's going on here that you're wielding serious machinery?" she eyes the discarded plier and screwdriver.

you slide up to the sink, settling your spine against the cool faucet. your cat following in suite, jumping up into your lap, effortlessly. you coax, him, in your laps, scratching behind his ears, while speaking to your wife. "toilet's fucking broken." you groan, "i've spent all day trying to fix it." abby eyes the loud video playing in the counter of the bathroom corner. she goes to shut off the tablet, sensing your agitation.

"why didn't you call me? or a plumber?" her hands rub your thighs gently, trying to soothe you.

"despite what the haters say," you laugh softly to yourself, "i can do things."

she looks you up and down with a look of doubt in her eye, "i know you can." she plants a sweet kiss on your lips to reassure you before planting the real stuff. she pulls away stroking your cheek, "just not this type of stuff."

you roll your eyes and scoff. "ok well, a girl can try."

she smiles, "yeah lets, not anymore." she smiles and leans away slightly, eyeing the damage you've done to the commode. you pinch her bicep for her sly comment. she grunt in a pained response. her hands grip your wrist, not too tight, she'd never hurt you. "listen here girly," she threatens emptily, before releasing your wrist. her fingers tickle at your sides with carefree joy.

"is it fixable?" you ask. you feel awful.

that cocky smile of hers finds its way to her dopey face. "for the average joe? meh," she shrugs her shoulders. "for me?" she boasts, "definitely fixable, pretty. don't worry." she plants another kiss on you. when she pulls away, abby wipes her hands on the sides of her uniform khakis. she kneels to the base of the toilet, and assess the damage closer. "i think i found the problem baby."

"what is it?" you stroke the feline in your lap.

"you've been using all the wrong tools hon," she remarks offhanded while digging around blindly for her toolbar that's got her initials monogrammed onto the front.

"you're a tool," you say under your breathe.

"heard that!" abby says from down below. she chuckles softly, but doesn't let you hear.

"love you baby!" you reply back, a smile fixed to your lips.

"suck it, anderson," she grunts back while tightening a bolt or something. whatever the hell she was doing down there.

"maybe later," you laugh sweetly.

"sounds good to me," abby replies rather quick.

"shut up and fix the toilet anderson!" you say in a fit of giggles.

"yes ma'am," your cornball of a wife replies, while making a complicated task look easy. she's impossible to hate, and so easy to love.

[scentedashes]

I got bored so i made Arlecchino x Columbina!

Sub!Columbina Dom!Arlecchino

(You're Arlecchino)

NSFW, WLW, SPANKING, TYING UP.

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You had a Girlfriend named Columbina, when she sings its relaxing.

One day you guys were snuggling when she suddenly tried to top you, "You know you're too small to top me right? You said teasingly, you kissed her. "Shut up.. You are a very good kisser though.." She wont deny she loves and adores the kisses she gets from you.

"Well aren't you sweet?" As you kissed her cheek. "Although you kind of tried to top me, want to explain?"Columbina fidgets with her hands.

"Uhmmm.. Welll.. don't worry about thattt-" she answered, "You know you cant even top me right?" As you pressed your thumb on her cheeks, rubbing it.

"Now, since you're such a teaser, why don't we get started?" As you grabbed her two hands with just one of your hand. "You have such a petite body.." Columbina blushed from the compliment "Your outfit," You said, "Hm?" Columbina wondered, "Remove it." Shocked, but blushing "O-ok.." As she strips herself, embarrassed looking the other way while doing so, "Ah.. Such a beautiful body darling.."

You pulled out a vibrator and a bunny suit with a bunny tail butt plug, and a choker. "Here wear this, call me your master, got it my bunny?" Holding the items, Columbina, with a surprised expression. "Yes master.." She tried to go the bathroom to change, "And where are you going?" You questioned, "the bathroom to change?" She answered, "No, change infront of me." Embarrassed. "O-ok.."

As she was done dressing the bunny tail was the only one left, "Hm, let me get lube.." You opened your drawer, "There we go! Come here" Patting the spot next to you, "Here.." As she handed the bunny tail over, "There we go" Putting lube on the butt plug, "Lay on your stomach on my lap" Columbina followed your order. "Bad girl." As you spanked her ass, "Mmnn!" Columbina whimpered, you continued to spank her ass until it was red. "P-please.. no more!.. i-im sorry!" She trembled and begged, although you knew she liked it. Without a sign, you shoved the butt plug up her ass.

"MMGPH!-" She moaned, "Your little whimpers are turning me on, fuck.." You stopped spanking after her ass was swollen, "You deserve a punishment." Glaring at Columbina, while she wonders what you'll do with her.

Her eyes all watering, her face blushed up from embarrassment and pleasure. "Now my dear bunny, sit on my lap" Repositioning her, you grab the rope and tied her up making her unable to move. The more she moves, the tighter she gets. "You look like a messy bunny in heat.. Wanting pleasure from their partner." You spanked her ass once again, "Mmn!" You blindfolded her eyes, and ordered her to stand up while you put on a strap, a 7 inch to be exact.

"We need more lube.. Lie down." She lies down onto the bed, you opened her thighs like a book, her pussy was already soaking wet from the spanking. "Not enough lube." So you teased her clit making it more wet, she was very sensitive so it was easy for her to cum. You broke the bunny suit, you inserted 2 fingers inside her without caution.

"Mmghp!" She moaned, you began to thrust fast, "Mmm- nghh..- Agh!- S-slower p-please..- Mmnhh.." Hearing her moans made you even hornier. You couldnt stop now, "i-im close!- mmnnh..!" .. You suddenly stopped before she could cum, "A-arl- I mean master?" Wondering why you stopped.

"When i tell you to cum, you cum. Got it?" Wanting her to follow your orders, "Y-yes master.." You inserted 2 fingers, but instantly she came. "You broke the rule i just told you," You said to her, "I-i couldnt control it!.." She replied, "Bad girl. Lay on your stomach." You demanded, she does your order and you spank her once again. "Mmmn! I-im sorry! P-please!" Her begging to stop, "Count the spanks, if we reach 20 I'll stop. Got it?" Knowing if she begged to stop it wouldnt work. Until she says the safe word when its really too much for her.

"Y-Yes M-master.." you spanked, "One.." you spanked harder again, "mmn! T-two.." This went on until number 20, "N-ngh.. t-twenty nine.." her voice is trembling, you spanked the hardest one yet. "Mmgh! T-thirty!" Her ass is red, she keeps breathing loudly, her eyes with tears. "Good girl. We still aren't done with your punishment." You repositioned her to make her sit on your lap, "face towards me." As you took her blindfold off, her boobs showing "Can my little bunny bounce up and down my strap? Or be a bad girl and not." She was too horny, she rose up positioning the strap, she sucked the tip.

"Ngh.. I-its too big.." It was too big for her to handle, "No its not." You shoved her fully down, making her swallow it all. "Ngh! Mmgh!" She trembled, "Now bounce." She went up and down slowly, "Go faster." Demanding, she went faster. Her boobs bouncing up and down, her eyes swollen from the tears, her toungue was sticky out. It was too much for her, "Good girl.." You knew she was almost about to cum, "You can cum." When she heard those words come out of your mouth, she instantly moaned, releasing. "Mmgh!" She suddenly stopped, "Did i tell you to stop? I dont think i did. Better bounce or you're getting punished."

Glaring at her, she instantly bounced up and down again, her body became weaker. You grabbed her left boob with your left hand, pinching and playing with it. While sucking the right boob, "Mmngh..!" She moaned. You get a hold of the bunny tail and pull it out. "Agh!" She came. You stopped to stare at her, "It looks like my little bunny is enjoying it, although you're still in heat." You layed her down, you grabbed the vibrator and massaged her clit with it off, teasing her clit. "Mmnn.." Her eyes were water, she kept twitching from the teasing. When you suddenly turn it on, "Mmggnh!! MMmgh! Ngh..!" Surprised from the sudden vibration, she quickly came, "My little bunny is all wet for me, so cute.." You bent down, you sucked her clit, and inserting your toungue inside, "mmngh!" She moaned.

You sucked faster, "N-no more! I-im dry! Mmhh..!" Begging to stop. "Say the safe word Bina. You know you say it when you want to stop." Silence.. "I'll take that as a no" Smiling at her messed up face and hair. You continued to eat her out, she came. "Ah.. Would you be a good girl and suck me? Hm?" Waiting for a response "Of course..!" She replied.

You sat on the bed, her, kneeling down. You removed the ropes so she could move better, "Go on.." She puts her hands on your thigh, sucking you. "Agh.." She sucks faster, "Fuck your good.." She inserts her toungue and goes faster, "I-im close.." You shoved her head, almost suffocating her with your thighs as you came.

"G-good girl." She smiled, After that time together, you both were all exhausted. "You're so good Arle.." She said in a tired voice, "You looked very cute." As you kissed her, you guys rested for the night.

THE END

Hoped you guys liked the story!

Tysm for reading<33!!

[jokerislandgirl32]

Well, since we are. Violeta: What is the strangest, dumbest, useless or ridiculous thing that you heard Zach say or invent there? And Zach, for you too, right: what was the craziest thing you did for love?

JIG Message! Hi, thank you for the ask, I’m putting it below the cut because of length and pregnancy mention!

Violet’s Truth

Violet: Hmmm, well, I’ve seen and heard a lot from him that is strange, useless, and ridiculous…but the one thing that sticks out in my mind is when he equipped our own children with titanium battle wear. You know what he used for the polar bear and walrus fight at his ice palace….

Well, Mr. Smarty decided to repurpose this invention…and he crafted it into battle wear for our kids! I walk in on our four oldest in the suits, at that time Varina was 9, Vera was 4, and Victor and Vallen were 1 and a half, so they were just babies! And I see them going at each other, and Zach’s cheering them on…oh I was LIVID!

Zach was literally encouraging our toddler son to defeat his siblings: “that’s right Victor take your brother and sisters down! Show us who the strongest member of the Varmitech Crew is!”

As soon as Zach saw me he turned even paler than I thought humanly possible for him, and he was fumbling for an excuse…guess who slept in the spare bedroom that night.

So…there’s that…ugh, it still makes me so mad!

Zach’s Truth

Zach: Craziest thing I did for love? Welll…Dating Gourmand to get over Violet was probably the craziest thing I did for love. I only started dating because I thought it would make me forget Violet, but it only made me want her more. I was in a seemingly committed relationship with him, but all I could think about was her.

So, my plan completely backfired, and I ended up hurting both of them for following through with that plan. Gourmand was mad at me for years, and Violet got into an abusive relationship….it was a crazy decision that had catastrophic consequences.

And getting Violet pregnant after only a year of dating, when she was 22, and marrying her a month after finding out about the baby when she had just turned 23 is right up there as one of the craziest things I did for love.

It was not planned, it was unexpected, it was crazy, but it was right, and even though we struggled after losing baby Alexandria, marrying Violet was the best decision of my life…Because she is my world.

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JIG Message: I’ve got a few more to get through, and I’m still accepting questions, but I’ve turned anon off for now!

[td-headcanons]

I HAVE SO MANY HCS FOR YOU AAAAAAA

Beth is autistic, has anxiety, has issues with fine motor

MANY of the people have food allergies not just the ones that were said in the show. Leshawna is allergic to nuts, Courtney is allergic to shellfish, and Lindsay has sensitivities to gluten and dairy

Lindsay is autistic (this comes from me kinning her)

Bridgette cuts her hair short every few years and donates it to charity (SHORT HAIR WOULD SUIT HER SO WELLL SHE JUST RADIATES SHORT HAIR ENERGY)

Cody makes too many dad jokes

Courtney is OBSESSED with Disney movies and so is Gwen but Gwen doesn’t admit it

Harold is genderfluid uses any pronouns

there are more that I forgot about

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[wileys-russo]

brunette gracie for camp 🤭 forever a blondie enthusiast but she looks sooo good also she looks so cuddly in her arrival pics blurbs or fics may be in order lol

no im so here for her brunette era she suits it so well 🤭🤭 welll send in any reqs

[lesslie-sass]

Heeey a new rant for new episode~~

It won't be really positive so if you get angry, it's on you

Welll... It was a nice ep. But honestly felt more like set up for cliche "all heroes friends come together to fight the bad guy" season finale.

No real answers, since md is considered an arthouse I guess. And just as any overhyped arthouse, it's plot is too overcomplicated. Humanity is gone, dissesambly drones were the ones who killed all the humanity on Earth (from what I get), and it's still doesn't fix the plot hole of why AbsoluteSolver ordered dd to attack wds. It just doesn't make sense in overal story.

B plot of Lizzy, Thad(oh hello, you exist) and Khan with rebuild of Uzi's railgun is rather nice throwback, but... OH WOW, THEY ACTUALY REMEMBER OLD SHIT AND BRING IT BACK ONLY NOW?? JUST AT TIME. Without any build up. One ep away from season finale. Khan suddenly having character development offscreen because...? Cause....? Dunno, guess plot demands it.

J is just a fanservice and to drop keys, really important character.

For the main plot... Thanks for wasting Doll's character and just killing her off, without any closure for her character. It's upseting since she was one of the only characters that actually has clear motivation and her actions aren't contridicting them.

SPEAKING OF CHARACTERS WITHOUT ANY MOTIVATION

N

Why can't he have his own character and goals/motives that don't revolve around Uzi? Him killing Tessa was just too sudden, why he even went straight for the kill? N always was a more pacifistic guy, why he didn't just knock out Tessa?

N, in simuliar situation, didn't decapitated V that could've easily regrow it, but a human (from what he known at the time at least) that, you know, don't regrow their head.

Nori... Oh god, it's just Uzi with different voice and more of a annoying jerk than her daughter.

Though from Uzi getting some slaps from her own mom was fun ngl, and Uzi then throwing off Nori like the shit she is, without any sob reunion, is just toptier moment fr.

And now... Tessa Flesha twist.

Why it looks so bad? WHERE IS HER NOSE??

But honestly, unnecessary plot twist. Why then AbsoluteSolver tried to posses Uzi when it already has a host with a cool skin suit? Because she's ✨SPECIAL✨?? A M A I N C H A R A C T E R?

And even if it wanted more hosts, like as backups or smth, why kill Doll then? Ughhh... Anything in this show makes sense?

Nuzi is still forced shit and can be removed from the plot without much to lose. Only that shippers start to whine like they usually do.

[mastcrmarksman]

@overclocks gets this since we talked, i mentioned/pitched it, so its time.

Coming back to New York was not easy. There's a lot of swallowed down pride paired with surfacing shame when he finally came back. The last few months had been eye opening, experiences he hadn't wanted to talk about. Bitterness and guilt gnaw at him. Upset that no one had come for him, but then when he was in the hospital being sobered up from a motorcycle crash and a trespassing charge in Ohio; he had requested no one be called for him.

Running away wasn't doing him any good, he knows that. Clint's had plenty of pitiful night staring up from whatever smoky flattened matress that's definitely has a dead coakroach in between the sheets, to think about it. He thought about a lot of things and one of things he kept circling back to was the bottle always accompanying his left hand. It's weight common and familiar, the taste he knew on his tongue at the startling relization it was at all hours of the day.

He couldn't keep doing what he had done doing, couldn't keep becoming this. Screw up, after bad call, after not listening, and hurting everyone by proxy of being in his life when he decides he's too angry not to something rash. All of that after screwing up again and a beer buzz to solve the guilt, the shame, the frustations.

Things needed to change, he needed to feel like him again, like Hawkeye, and not seeing his father in the mirror. This sorry state of human was anything other than Clint or Hawkeye. He wanted to come back to him. With some advice from one of the nurses, he had to try something, he'd do anything, and start somewhere.

Clint had, did that. Four sober months in and a new job putting on the gear again, being Hawkeye with the NYC Thunderbolts. Yet that didn't feel right; he still didn't feel right, didn't know who the hell or what the hell. Clint didn't like this place he was at, and well, slipping was the eaisest thing he had done since coming back.

It's not going welll... I... I want to run away. So why don't you? You're good at that. Because I promised myself I wasn't going to do that anymore.

Call someone she says. He had called her, she had helped but they both knew there were other someones who'd know what he's going through. Support system, not support person. He's got to stop trying to go it alone, like he does. Intoxicated, tear filled voice admitting he wants to be an Avenger again; that's who he had been, that's who Hawkeye was. There's someone he could definitely call, or show up to beg for an umpteenth chance; for help, guidance, if it was any of this was worth it.

It takes him two bordering on three weeks to summon up the courage to call. That does not pan out and he's not one for... This doesn't feel like a phone conversation. Hopefully, Tony will forgive him for the ambush. He still has one of the tracking devices that the man puts in suits. Deactivated, but it wouldn't take much to reactivate it and ping it a bunch of times until Tony shows up.

It's a very old one too and Clint's out sitting on a bench, in Owl's Head Park with a coffee and pinging until Iron Man shows up; or Tony on foot and when he does show up. Always could count on the man's suit paranoia.

❝ Wait, wait, wait! ❞ He holds out the device toward Tony, to give it back. It's severed its purpose, now he just needs him to hear him out. ❝ Don't go. Sit. Please. I need your hel- advice. ❞

[randomkposts]

Hello, I like your takes about fem mello and matt, do you think a fem matt will be a spy/informant that delivers crucial information to Mello, and would use several disguises so as to not be recognised? Do you also think she might pretend to be stupid and not now anything so as to fool her enemies?

K:- Hey. Sorry for the wait. Hope you are welll.

Female Spy Matt could do whatever you feel like. Personally, I don't feel that playing airhead would be something that comes naturally easy to her after being third in Whammy's school of becoming Batman, but then again, the idea of troll Matt sounds funny, and could work. 

Fictional spy work is a lot more high stakes glamorous then IRL information gathering, which is mostly tedious work. Like watching security tapes until you find the event you are looking for. Even with fast forward, it still takes awhile, and can be pretty boring. 

Wonder if Matt went to Whammies in this AU, as it sounds like it could be a Gallagher Girls crossover.

E:-Great now I got Matt ripping off a fake wig as she getting far far away while on the phone with Mello, in my brain. Need to write. 

K:- you're inspired to write?

E:-I would be glad to write a mini scene for that!

K:- Wow! That's awesome. 

E:-

""-The bottles jump and rattle as the maid pushes through the thick carpet. Muttering under her breath as it gets stuck, pushing through until she finally reaches the room that needed to be serviced for another party from the guest. Getting to the door, she smooths down her gray faded uniform, using the sheen of the nameplate Candlewoods Suite to fix her hair. Brushing back brown bangs, she clears her throat as she knocks loudly on the heavy wooden doors.

"Room Service!"

Heavy footsteps come, and she stands up a bit straighter. The door rips open revealing a large man with cool shades of tinted true blue, pulling his shade down his eyes roam over her form, an unimpressed tsk leaves him.-""

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We never changed Matt and Mellos names right?

K:- Nope. They work as gender neutral names.

E:-

""- "About time, here," the maid scrambles to catch the bag of clothes he tossed," needs to be washed. Get the room ready by tonight and host another party…"

She begins to pull her cart in as the man continues speaking to her in those tones she used to hear through doors, snapping his fingers as he walks out the door. His expensive shoes snag on the way," Fuck! These better not get scuffed!"

"Sorry! It was an accident!" She said scrambling to pull it over, careful to make sure her pile of sheets and towels don't spill. The guest grunts, as he checks his shoes, the maid glances around the room as she leans back from his glare.

"Do your job right," he snaps before leaving, his phone in hand, he leaves completely shutting the door behind him as he complains on the other side of his cell phone. The maid waits, listening his loud voice fade as he leaves the hall and to the elevator. Even as the man's voice is muted, she waits by the door, ear pressed against the cool wood. Hearing nothing she sighs, and pulls away, feeling an itch for a cigarette.

"Finally," she breathes rubbing her neck, she rolls her eyes remembering the guy's attitude," a real prince charming that one."

No guards upstairs– security is lax, she notices, his entourage would be waiting for him below. It's still early morning, four hours max.

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The room was a mess, bottles of champagne everywhere, sheets on the ground and knowing what the staff despises seeing, shimmery glitter in the carpet. If she leans back she could see the bathroom is a mess and she can't even begin to start..So she doesn't. Pulling off the sheets and towels from her cart she finds the cases of wires and small little cameras needed.

Her foot kicks aside plastic flutes on the carpet.

The guest had made a lot of enemies. The maid pulls out paintings and uses a small cutter and begins to dig in. Real big ones willing to pay a good price for dirt, and Mello had connections to make.

So here she was, loyal best friend, MVP, getting to work. Whatever this guy did wasn't her concern, all that matters is funds are refilled and what has their foot nudging into the underground. If there was anything that stuck to her back Whammy's, information was priceless. Hacking into things and getting their hands to make laughing gangs go quiet, and faces go red in all types of shades she ever saw. Give her a laptop and she can find anything, what sucks when you need more of the juicer parts, you're going to have to get in to do that yourself.

She makes quick work, finding spots where she can hide microphones, removing panels of mirrors of aesthetic design for more discreet shots. Feeling under the wood for hollow spaces she hides more as she needs. Her laptop sat on the newly made bed with fresh sheets, multi screens of windows open making sure everything worked.

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K:- you write a nice spy piece, Eclipse. Good sense of intrigue. 

[youhavetosmile]

Karedevil prompt: AU where matt is karen's bodyguard

Thank you so much for the ask!

I'm not usually one for AUs, so hopefully this is AU enough. FYI it gets a little smutty.

Find it on AO3

Matt liked to think he was shrouded in mystery, what with his black suit and dark glasses and neutral expression.  But to Karen, he was an open book.  She knew exactly what he’d been thinking about all night.  He told her without words; every time he laid a hand on her back to lead her down the red carpet, every time he licked his lips as she spoke to a reporter, every time he “accidentally” brushed his hand against hers.  She could practically feel the jealousy radiating off of him as she was told over and over how good she looked.  Honestly, she was surprised no one had figured them out yet.

After several hours of very professional interactions, Karen slid into the back of a limo and calmly rolled up the divider, Matt following close behind.  “Uh-uh,” she smirked, stopping his incoming kiss with her fingers, “you’ll mess up my makeup.”

Matt moved her hand away.  “I don’t really care.”

“You may not, but everyone else will, and then they’ll all know about us.”

“Welll, then, I guess,” he scooted closer to her and ran his hand up her thigh, “we’ll just have to be really careful.”

His left arm pulled her to him by her shoulders as the right continued its trip up her body to cup her breast.  “Matt—” she sighed, more erotically than she intended as her body responded to his touch. 

He knew it, too; she could feel him smiling as he kissed her neck.  “Yes, Ms. Page?” he asked innocently.  He was such a little shit.

She gasped when she felt his teeth rake over her collarbone.  “If you leave a mark, I’m gonna kill you.”

“Relax,” he replied, gently moving the hem of her dress down, “you know I’ll only leave them where no one else can see.”

Karen had to bite her lip to stifle a moan as his lips closed over her nipple.  She didn’t know what to do.  One of her hands pushed at his shoulder while the other held his head against her skin.  Her love and desire for him fought against all the reasons this wasn’t a good idea.  The drive between the awards ceremony and the after party wasn’t long, and she had to be flushed at the very least, but he felt so good that she had a hard time caring.

As the car turned down the last block, reason made a push for the win.  “Matt,” she murmured, lifting his head to rest it against her own, “we can’t.”

“What if we could?”  His tone told her he was no longer teasing.  “What if we didn’t have to hide anymore?”

“You want to go public?”

“Yes.  Why not?  I think it’s about time, don’t you?”

“I—I don’t know.  I love you, Matt, you know I do.  But if we tell people about us, then everyone will have an opinion and they’ll blast us both and never leave us alone—”

“Hey,” Matt interrupted, holding her face in his hands.  “I love you.  No matter what anyone else says, that won’t change.  I promise I won’t let anything happen to you.  I’ll keep you safe, Karen.  It is, quite literally, my job.”  Karen chuckled.  “Just—think about it,” he continued, pressing a kiss to her hair.  “We can talk about it later tonight.”

The car pulled to the curb.  Matt opened the door and got out, and Karen thought that was the end of it.  But as he stood there, hand outstretched, she changed her mind.  Maybe it was the way he was smiling at her, with an infinite love just dying to burst out.  Maybe she was still recovering from his ministrations to her in the car.  Or maybe it was just time.  Regardless, in that moment, Karen stopped caring what other people think.

She took his hand and he helped her out of the car and ahead of him.  But instead of going inside, Karen stopped and turned back to face Matt.  “You okay?” he asked.

“Yeah.  Yeah, I’m okay,” she replied.  Then she wrapped her arms around his neck and just kissed him.

Immediately, a collective scream erupted, and she was sure she couldn’t have seen a thing behind all the camera flashes, but Karen didn’t care.  The next day, pictures of them would be splashed across the front page of every newspaper and magazine in the country, but Karen didn’t care.  They’d hardly be able to leave the house without being swarmed by photographers, but Karen didn’t care.

She had Matt; nothing else mattered.

[elvhenmage]

oc questionnaire

tagged by the sweet @sun-marie to do this little survey!! thank you for the tag, i'm gonna have fun talkin abt my girl <3

NAME: makaria! just makaria; no surname. when i was first naming her i really want her name to either be or to mean bless/blessing - i had a lot of trouble deciding between a virtue name and an infernal name, but then i found makaria in the player's handbook and it's derived from the ancient greek "makar/makarios" which means "blessed one" and it felt meant to be!

NICKNAME: no nicknames! i experimented with aria a little but she just feels like the type to have no nicknames. pet names and titles, yes! but no nicknames.

GENDER: i actually haven't thought much abt this 'cause all my characters by default are trans/nonbinary lskdjgsd so idk if she's agender or bigender or what but she's definitely nonbinary in some way

STAR SIGN: oh man uh... i usually have this figured out by now lol but i think capricorn suits her!

HEIGHT: somewhere around 5'8" i think, including the horns

ORIENTATION: BISEXUAL <3 90% of my ocs are bisexual 'cause i'm bisexual. mwah

NATIONALITY/ETHNICITY: uhhh welll..... dark urge spoilers ahead if anyone's still worried about that kind of thing but she was kind of just created by bhaal so i'm not sure this really applies LOL i suppose baldurian bc that's where she was "born" and raised. and then asmodeus tiefling is her race but i'm not sure how accurate the asmodeus part is if she was created with bhaal's dead flesh 🤷🏼‍♀️

FAVORITE FRUIT: lemons 😋 she loves sour fruits

FAVORITE SEASON: summerrr she is such a summer girlie 'cause she's perpetually cold. like a lizard

FAVORITE FLOWER: amaryllis belladonna - beautiful but deadly 😈

FAVORITE SCENT:

COFFEE, TEA, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: coffee, definitely. she's not a morning person at all so a good cup of coffee helps her get going

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: probably like. three. nightmares and insomnia keep her from sleeping

DOGS OR CATS: scratch is a very good boy whom she loves but i think she's more a cat person :) yes she kicked steelclaw but that was the old her. more than either though she lovesss ugly little creatures like quasits and imps

DREAM TRIP: anywhere and everywhere!! i really don't think she cares as long as it's somewhere new

NUMBER OF BLANKETS: at least two, maybe 3 depending on how thick they are. she likes to bundle up and be cozy 🥰

RANDOM FACT: she was originally inspired by the "mean girl" trope (i.e. regina george)! before i decided to go dark urge, she was going to be of noble background and she was going to be this sugary sweet backhanded-compliment-giving ambition-driven woman who persuaded and manipulated to get what she wanted. now she runs more on intimidation and deceit, but mean girl popular cheerleader is still the core of her character

[boxofbonesfic]

Hey bud, I just read your fic about the plus sized reader that bought the bathing suit and was worried w her sis? You know the one?

WELLL I just wanted to tell you, as a fat girl myself, you did that REALLY well. A lot of the time I’m super confident about clothes I pick out then I get nervous about wearing them in front of other people. You didn’t go into the usual trope of im so fat and ugly just showed a nice and normal body insecurity that everyone gets occasionally, and you had Bucky handle it PERFECTLY, I don’t always need someone to boast me up and tell me I’m not fat, I’m fat and that’s okay, I generally like my body but there are bad days and on those days I just need a reminder, not a lecture of how I should view myself.

I dunno I’m gushing and babbling and I just want you to know that you’re stuff has always been great and I hadn’t read that one before and it was a nice turn of events.

Love and light years to you

thank you so much!! as a person who isn’t skinny and who struggles with self image, it means a lot that i was able to portray that struggle in a way that wasn’t just more heavy-handed fat-shaming. thank you so much for reading and enjoying my work. if you liked that one, i have a couple of other plus-size reader fics on my masterlist!

[tears-of-boredom]

finished season 3 aughrr here's episode 15 and 16 notes

girls when they see penist lmaoo love this demon reakky making a your mom joke gagdfag sam kill him<33 sammy kill him<33 sam in a suit sam in a suit sam in suit sam in sa suit sam laughing sa m alguhinggglalk 10 minutes another victim jogging in the night by the pier oh god i hate medical horror so much sam omg you really gonna try and make dean into a zombie to savw him the fuck sammy please defy dean more often its so hot 15 mins why the horribly sad music omg i know theyre codependent and shit but theyve been apart for a couple days before come on sams gonna get his fucking kidney stolen or something 23 mins funky music sam could you get bloody this episode that would make me feel so much better love<3 this doc lowkey hot lmao whos his actor bella omg youre so girlboss sam what the fuck this is not going to work youre smarter than this oh god medical horror augh why are you taking his eyes in specific i fucking hate eye stuff sam dont be stupid you see what immortality looks like that is not something you want for dean bella <33 love the new hair btw, i think the change does you good LMAOOO THEY DID BELLA HER SHIT PULLED A BELLA DAMN but noo bella no dont die cmonn did bella die fr? oh no man did she actuaööy die

episode 16 oohhh shit this song fuckss fuck yeah this intro fucks OMG THIS SONG FUCKS SO HARD WHAT THE FUCK "carry on my wayward son"?? uh ohhh is dean gonna go to hell maybeee also how come all these demons have such like english names,, fricking rubyu and lilith and gabriel sam pls summon ruby anyways i think itd be hot if you rebelled and summoned a demon sams angryy wait rubys actually really pretty how didnt i notice before ruby you gonna try and kill sam or something?? whats that circling about? oooh sam gonna become a witch? sammy sammy pls become a witch ruby youre so awesome dean cmon let sam do a suicide mission to try and kill lilith if youre gonna die anyway oh no the girllss are fightinggg sam youre so hot girl wait sam you were in on it?? cmon sammm become a wiotch :((( for me??😳😳 omg wait dean youre actually speaking facts,, you being kinda hot rn bobby<33 bobby i love you sam singing and msiling <3333 sam singing asnd smilinggz<<#3333 omg sammmy sammy singing dead or alive by bon jovi why so hot igjfdag ooh shitt ninja shit lessgooo oh theyre killing so many oeioke ih fuck samn youre so hot 27min sam sam kill ruby kill her<33 sam samsam kill lilith cmon i dont think they can show children dying so clkearly so sams probably not gonna kill her but oh god do i wish it works like cmon let sam kill lilith and then become a iwtch also<3333 do it sam do it doitdotitdotiitito please oh my god please awww:(((( samsam sam crying while angry so hot omg sam crying OH NO DEAN CRYING AS WELLL OH NO NONONON THIS IS TOO MUCH DEAN DOESNT FUCKING CRY WHYT HWHHY OH GOSDD NO RUBY SHHUT UP THEYRE HACVING A MOMEMTN OH GOD SAM SAM DIDNT HESITATE OH MY GOD SAM SO HOT DIDNT HESITATE AS SOON AS HE REALISED HE TRIED TO SWING OMG OMG EW EW LOILOITH WHAT THE FUCK WAHT DONT DOI THAT I MWAN ID POROBABLY DO THE SANME BUT COME ON DONT ASSSAULT HIM OH GOD OFHH THE BLOOD EFFECTS BE REALSS OH WAHTSGS HAPPENING OOH THAT WAS COOL HOW HER EYES ROLLED BACK DOWN ACTUALLY OOOHOHOHOHOHOOOO SMASMMAMSMAMASMSMSMA SAM ABLE TO SCARE LILITH OMG WAIT NO SAMMSAM SAMA SA M NHPO SAM YOUR HAIR IS MESSED UYP AND YOU LOOKS HOT BUT NO NOO OH FOD oh this is the fucking,, this is the scene that i saw bts for! behind the scenes! jensen said it was horrible to film it lmao the fact that its got dean straight up yelling for sam yelling "someone help me" omg its fucking bad huh. guy who will die rather than talk about feelings is openly asking begging for help dammm we in the trenches huh but tbh i wouldve liked it if they didnt show dean being "alive" cuz now its just kind of like,, like dean is obviously just gonna escape hell at some point or something. let me believe he's straight up just dead at least for this season like cmon, the lack of closure and not knowing whats gonna happen wouldve been sooo much better

@sardonic-the-writer hello. sir. sard. whats sir short for? cuz like you know there mister and missus but what sir for uh,, sirry? is that why its "no sir-ry bob". yeah gonna headcanon that about the english language forever i think

[rayroseu]

OMGOINDJWJDJW OMGGG OMGGGG AAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA!!!!

K OMFGGGGG I WAS SCREAMING AT THIS WHEN I RECEIVED THE NOTIFICATION OMGGGGGG AAAHSJDJSJFHDAAA

ITS MELEANOR!!! MELEANOR !!!!!!!! ITS PRINCESS MELEANOR DRACONIA !!!!! !AJYGIWIVKAKFKA

AND SHE IS SO SO GORGEOUSSSSS AAAAAA I SWEARR YOU ALWAYS OUTDONE YOURSELF WITH ALL YOUR EDITS 😭✨✨

FROM THE LITTLE PREVIEW YOU SENT ME I IMMEDIATELY KNEW SHE WAS GOING TO BE STUNNING‼️‼️‼️😭😭💞💞💞💖💜💖💜💜💖💚💚💕💚💕💚💕THE WHOLE OUTFIT IS SO SLAY.... I WOULDVE CRIED WHEN I SAW HER AT THE RUNAWAY AJHSJQJSJA 😭😭💞💚💞💕

The whole concept of La Fée Verte and the Mugler Collection is so beautifully incorporated and matched her character so well, I've been staring at this, just relishing at all the details 😭✨💕💞

Also I love how the setting is on a wisteria tree, Its Malleus' Dorm Uniform Groovy all over again 😭💞💕😭✨ AND THE FAIRY WINGS AAAAA i personally think the fairy wings all around the outfut is what makes it so iconic to me HHHH its so good, and she even has an animation where she has a butterfly and a flower !!! 😭✨💕💞 MELEANOR IS SO PRETTY

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY !!! SHE HAS CURLED HAIR !!! CURLED HAIRRRRR OMFGGGGG ITS SUITS HER SO MUCHHH, ITS EVERYTHING I NEEDED 😭😭🙏✨💕💞💕interestingly, Meleanor having curly hair also gives off a more princess vibes around her🥺✨(since she always gives off the vibes that she's a queen with her normal straight hair lol)

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING MY REQUEST K 😭😭💕💞✨💕✨ I'll be THINKING ABOUT IT A LOTTT AJJDJJSJS I SHALL DRAW IT AS WELLL ☺☺✨✨💞💕💜💞💕💜

Fairy Gala~ Meleanore Draconia "La fée verte" edit~

Aren't we here.... la fée verte a.k.a "absynthe" is such a fit for our dear princess!! You can find her baby son here yes -> Malleus Draconia Fairy Gala

It was a request from your lovely Draconia's fan macaroon baby @rayroseu You know I went for a full green instead of white for a fairy gala theme!! Buuuuuut...... it is perfect for her!! Totally inspired by "Mugler collection: les insectes" and art nouveau.

Did I curled her hair..... yes... I have an obsession with long hairs.... just let me grab my brush and let me gently brush your hairs.....

I am working on your requests little one!!

Che'nya (fairy gala)

Riddle (Playful wonderland)

_Credit_

game asset extracted by our lovely @alchemivich

the butterfly was a free png ....I am sorry it is easy to found

[xoxo-g0ssipgir1]

In My Heart Is a Christmas Tree Farm

Here’s the ao3 link

Summary:

Annabeth, Conner, and Travis plan on going home for the holidays, but Annabeth dreads having to face her parents and their opinions on her relationships, work, and just life in general. She intends on getting someone to go with her for the trip to pretend to be her boyfriend so she won’t have to suffer all Christmas vacation listening to her parents complain. That’s when she meets Percy…

-Chapter 5-

When Annabeth wakes up the next morning Percy is already out of bed. She decides to get up and get dressed. She wears a pair of ripped jeans with a red knitted sweater. The throws her hair up into a ponytail and heads to the bathroom to brush her teeth. She hears her parents talking downstairs and wonders there Percy is.

She makes her way downstairs and notices Percy sitting at the family table.

She goes and sits beside him

“Have they giving you any shit yet?” She asks as she grabs a strawberry off of the plate in front of him.

“No, honestly they’ve been great to me.”

He says smiling at her

She gives him a skeptical look but decides that it’s early enough in their visit not to push things.

She goes into the living room and sees Her dad and stepmom sitting on the couch.

“So dad what are the plans for today?” She asks

“Annabeth can’t you see we’re watching a movie?” He says

“Okay then.” She says and goes to sit back beside Percy.

“Is there anything you wanna do while we’re here?” Annabeth says

“Welll, I kinda wanna go skiing.” He says with a smile.

“Okay I’ll talk to Conner and see if they wanna go.” She says

She goes upstairs to grab her phone. As she calls Conner she realizes picks up the clothes she left on the floor that morning.

“Morning Annabeth.” Conner says

“Morning. Percy says he really want to go skiing. Yall up for it?” She says.

“Of course meet you out front in thirty?” He says

“Yup” Annabeth says hanging up

She goes downstairs and tells her dad that they are going skiing.

“Okay see you two later. I think tonight we are going to go down to Auntie Ems if y’all want to join us.” He says

“Okay dad we’ll see yall there.” She says as she and Percy walk upstairs.

“So what am I supposed to wear skiing.” Percy asks as he opens his suitcase

“I’ll just get you one of my dad’s suits from the closet I’ll be right back.” She says

When she comes back into the room with the snowsuit she sets it on the bed and goes into the bathroom with hers. Once shes ready she slips back into the room and sees Percy sitting on the edge of the bed.

“You ready?” She asks grabbing her purse.

“Born ready wise girl” Percy says.

Conner and Travis meet them outside and they get in their mom’s car. Once they get to the mountains they put their skis on and go to the slopes.

Annabeth and Conner make fun of Percy almost the entire time because he can’t seem to get the hang of it.

Once they arrive back home around 3:00 pm Percy and Annabeth decide to change and then head back into town and just walk around.

The town that Annabeth grew up in was beautiful. If had a gourgous old-timey aesthetic that was hard to come by.

“So you keep talking about how terrible your parents are. But I just don’t understand.” Percy says as they walk past a diner.

“Well, when I was 6 years old my mom died. Those first size years of my life were amazing. We all got along and it was really fun. Then after she died my dad just became horrible. To everyone. After he met Susan it got worse. She had two boys that were two years younger than me. Bobby and Mathew.

“My dad barely ever even acknowledged me as his child. He ignored me ninety of the time. He never cared where I was or what I was doing. Or who I was with. Which seems like fun and stuff. But it just doesn’t feel good knowing that if you didn’t show up back home that night, no one would even notice.” Annabeth says slowing down.

She thought that telling Percy all of this would be a bad idea. She had bad trust issues. But after letting all that out she knew it was a good idea and that she could trust Percy

She could tell that Percy didn’t quite know what to say to that so she decided to change the subject.

“Anywaysss, we should do something.”

She says pulling his arm.

“Like what?” He asks smiling.

“Come on I’m gonna show you something” she says pulling him towards the towns park.

Once they got there Annabeth starts climbing into the play house. Once she gets to the top Percy calls up to her

“Annabeth please don’t fall.”

“I won’t, I’ve done this a million times. Come on up seaweed brain.”

“Seaweed brain?” He says slowly making his way up

“Yep just go with it.” She says as she climbs on top of the roof of the set.

“Whatever” he says smiling as he climbs

Once both of them are at the top Annabeth points towards the mountains.

“Look at that.” She says

“Wow. Annabeth how do you even know about this spot.” Percy says without looking away from the view

“When I got too stressed out or I just didn’t want to go home, I used to just come up here and look at the mountains.” She says

They fall into silence and just stare out into the view. Eventually Annabeth grows tired.

“Annabeth.” Percy says shaking her awake.

“Yeah?” She says sleepily she realizes that the sun isn’t as high in the sky as it was before.

“You fell asleep.” He says smiling

“Oh haha guess I was tired.” She says sitting up

She meets Percy’s eyes and they just stare at eachother.

“I guess we better go” Annabeth says breaking the silence and looking away.

As they walk back to the house she remembers that her parents said they were going to go out to eat that night.

They head upstairs and start getting ready for dinner. Percy is wearing blue jeans and a black button up shirt. Annabeth throws on blue ripped jeans and a black ruffle blouse. She tried to tame her curls with no luck. She ends up with half of it up and leaving the other half wild.

Around 6:00 they go downstairs. Her parents are already ready and sitting on the couch again.

“You guys ready?” Annabeth says grabbing her coat.

“We’ve been waiting on you two.” Her dad says

They make their way to the car. After an awkward car ride they arrive at the restaurant.

Once they were seated a waitress comes by and takes their drink orders.

“So Percy, what do you do for a living.” Susan says once the waiter walks off

“I work at a bakery with my mom.” He says with a polite smile

“Oh, that’s um fun.” Susan says with distaste

Percy looks over at Annabeth with amusement. Annabeth takes a sip of her drink to cover a laugh.

They sit in an awkward silence for a few minutes until the waitress comes back and asks what they want to eat.

“I’ll have the chicken Alfredo please” Annabeth says politely

“I’ll have what she’s having” Percy says looking at her

Her parents place there orders and the waitress walks away.

“So how long have you two been going out?” Annabeth’s dad asks gesturing between them

“About 3 months” Percy says

“Close to 5 months” Annabeth says at the same time

Annabeth looks down hiding her embarrassment. Percy laughs beside her.

“I guess it may be a little longer than I thought.” He says pretending to be dumbfounded.

“Okay then.” Susan says

“So annabeth how are your studies coming?” Her dad asks

“They’re good. I got a promotion a few months ago.” She says proudly

“And you’re still working in law? Ya know I still think you should have taken up a better job. Something that’ll actually get you somewhere.” He says

“Well I got a degree in law, so…” she trails off

Under the table Percys hand finds hers and squeezes reassuringly. She looks up at him and smiles. He smiles back and nods encouraging her.

“Nevermind then. It’s too late to change your mind anyways.” He says disappointed.

“Richard be nice. We have a guest” Susan says trying to keep the good act up.

They get through the rest of the dinner without any arguments somehow and end up back at the house.

As Percy and Annabeth get ready for bed Percy says

“I see what you mean. Your dad just doesn’t seem satisfied with how far you’ve come.”

“Yeah I guess not” she says sadly

After they both shower they slide into bed. It feels somewhat natural laying in bed with him. Even though they aren’t even touching or anything.

“Percy if we are going to make this fake dating this work we need to have a believable story.” She says turning on her side facing him.

“Like what?” He says turning her way

“Well we need to know how long we’ve known each other, where we met, and how long we’ve been together.” She says

“Well that’s easy, we met about 6 months ago, got together 5 months ago, and we can just say we met when I spilled coffee down your shirt on accident.” He says the last part smiling.

He reaches over and tucks a piece of stray hair behind her ear. She can feel the heat spread into her face and quickly turns the other way.

“Night Percy” she says

“Night Annabeth” he says back

Annabeth stays awake for at least another 45 minutes thinking about everything that happened today. Percy seems to be flirting with her. But if may just be an act. I mean they are fake dating. But still. Even if he was flirting, she couldn’t risk it.

She realized with a start that she might actually be catching feelings. Nope. Not again. Not after what happened last time.