#AND I WAS LIKE BITCH ME TOO TF
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his horns (finials) (idk)(ears)(whatever) shaking... the jumping ??? the struggling 😭 the off center twitching ..he is PISSED. AWF !!!!!!
#his defeat being planned makes this either hes playing up his rage bcs he definitely played up his defeat#or a mixture of playing up his rage and actually being a little pissed bcs he wanted to get more licks in but couldnt#anyways i cant take him sersiouly with those big ass ears#like an angry kitten trying to escape the burrito calm down blanket of doom#his helmet shape is so cute to me inearth spark it almost looks like a 80s mom hairstyle with the hair#cropping a symmetrical curve around her face or smthing#tbh if u are delusional enough all soundwaves are hot moms#i mean come on it's a given#except the animated one. he was freshly birthed. a little baby#megatron and optimus watching him freak like : 😦#optimus: so he served under you#megatron : oh Yes 😼..#meg: iMEAN yeah 😦#meg: i mean .. yes 😞..#need somebody to clip all soundwave appearances pls all seasons need it. NOWW!!!!!!!#at first i wasnt a big fan of his voice bcs i think when ppl try to harden that demonic voice underneath the autotune factor#which is rlly cool#they can kinda go too hard and it sounds almost too cartoony like a cartoon monster villain whos not calculated but vry primal#which goes against soundwaves whole cool calculated spy techno soundguy thing#but im warmed up to it now bcs it's a cute contrast like. u see this beautiful mech with magnificent curves & ure like omg hey hot mama#and then a voice from the 9th circle of hell growls at you like thats lowkey hilarious#dont mess with a bad bitch !!!!!! who just had a bad break up!!!!#he WILL kill u !!!!!!!!#soundwave#transformers#maccadam#tf#tf es#tf earthspark#arcee
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HE'S CHECKING OUT GARY!!!! I REPEAT, HE'S CHECKING OUT GARY!!!!
#i havent posted anything on this site for years and i talk for these bitches..... as it should be#hes doing the marceline sexy smoldering eyes too i cant take this#i havent seen anyone talk about this and i am LOSING it over this detail i need everyone and their mother to know this#i already commented about this on youtube and someone was already doubting like 'i thought hes looking at the lemoncarbs'#AND I WILL SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT. U CAN SEE HIS EYES GO DOWN (TO WHERE GARY'S ASSETS ARE) THEN UP TO MEET HIS EYES WHEN HE LOOKS BACK#the lemoncarbs are clearly to the left where gary is staring at in horror.....keep up people.#he doesnt look at the lemoncarbs once until they started insulting gary's cute lil baking with the 'i hate their little faces' line#and then u can see his eyes move from left (to where lemoncarbs are) to right to look at gary again.#THERE. CASE OVER#I BETTER NOT SEE ANYONE INVALIDATE THEIR OBVIOUS FUCKING FLIRTING OR I WILL#cry. theyre very important to me. i love bubbline/gumlee so much i will die for them#its also funny that hes doing that NOW when our boy is clearly stressed tf out#its giving 'hate to see you leave love to see you go' energy lmaooo#gumlee#adventure time#fionna and cake#adventure time fionna and cake#gary prince#marshall lee
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My WP account, used entirely for story posts that are too explicit for tumblr, watching me post this pg-13 lovestruck gameplay
#I miss the smut too I-#idk#ignore me#the tab is open like bitch tf is you doin??#dfjkdlajflkajkldjfaklka
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you ever think about how harry was legitimately kidnapped by a strange group of thieves and then he just... stayed??? he was kidnapped by CRIMINALS and just sat there and decided, I think I find crime fun and I want a found family and just DECIDED TO ROLL WITH IT AND STAYED WITH THEM??? A GROUP OF STRANGERS THAT ROUTINELY BREAK THE LAW FOR FUN???
#this goes with my who is the most normal of the redemption crew post#as in anyone who voted for harry is wrong#like if that happened to me like bitch me tf too I'd totally stay but that does not make me Normal#everyone on this site would jump at the chance but that Does Not Mean We Are All Normal#in fact? all of us are insane (affectionate)#harry wilson#harry wilson meta#meta#leverage redemption#leverage redemption s1#mine#no seriously he is Not Normal#I'm not even queueing this i need to get this message Out Now#i need y'all to understand that this man is not normal#the too many rembrandts job#the panamanian monkey job#found family#team as family#humor#character appreciation#appreciation
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So like, does anyone else think that Armand deserves to have Daniel step on him a little bit?? Like y'know, as a treat? Because that old man is so fuckin rude to him sometimes and he just seems kinda into it, like Daniel starts talking about how they'll ignore what Armand is saying and Armand is just across the table like
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I just think his horrid pining ass deserves a good old man treat!
#I think daniel wants armand to fuck him up too#that's the vibe these bitches give me#I think they like fucking with eachother#I think it thrills them#and ykw? good for them!#I just hope they keep it to themselves bc i honestly don't think anyone deserves to be punished with whatever tf they've got goin on#but also! im not sure anyone could match their particular brand of freak 😊 no not even louis#although hes a huge fucking freak himself#I just think armand and danny have a special brand of fucked up thats just them#armand the vampire#vampire chronicles#daniel molloy#devil's minion#interview with the vampire
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i’m bout to quit my job 😂😂😂😂😂😂
#like tell me why my manager texted me to come in -_-#didnt even give me an hour notice just asked me to come rn#like ?????#bitch u rlly thought#i even told them that i couldnt come this weekend cs i’ll be busy#but do they ever listen ???#no absolutely tf not 🙃#im so over this shit#they literally work me like a dog and expect me to do everytjhinf#it pisses me off#i js wanna die#like i can’t this anymore#i’d rather kms than deal w this toxic ass shit#i need money but like is it even worth it bruh#plus im too lazy to find a new one#sooo….#idek what to do anymore :/
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finally watched Wish and had a major brain blast
They’re besties now because I said so 💫
#my art#charis oc#overmorrow tfs#wish 2023#funny that there was a lot of overlap between me listening to the soundtrack and me writing overmorrow#but I’ve only watched it now#heck I even have a wish song in one of the playlists#but anyway I digress; here come the rambles!!!#technically charis would travel to rosas when he’s older but for the sake of the parallels he’s his 16 year old self yippee#asha would be the ariel to charis’ sora. if that makes any sense#I like the thought of charis arriving right at the beginning of the movie and sticking with asha for most of it#‘oh you just wanna help make your family’s wishes come true? sure bud I relate let’s make it happen!!!’#cue the kh shenanigans#(I did not think that far ahead)#all I know for sure is that charis would throw hands with magnifico for the first time as asha and her family escape on the horses#the ‘run; I’ll hold them off’ trope#I think that would be such a cool boss fight#charis would think he’s a lil bitch too esp after that scene in the house#and also just in general because. well. he can tell this guy ain’t a good leader#do I think wish as a movie could’ve/should’ve been executed better? yuppers#do I also think it could work well in kh? yuppers yuppers. I can see it so vividly#okay that’s all I’ve got for now 😊💖#bye#overmorrow misc
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help???
i smell sth queer going on (all in proper ages ofc)
#stranger things#st5#st3#max mayfield#max mayfield is queer#the girl was smh fruity too#cus max was like bitch tf u smiling at me#good luck babe#lol#coniangray#st5 leaks#help#the girls def querr i think i said this#explore#el hopper#void
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Remind me again not to act foolish with men <3
#its crazy but i genuinely think this guy does not like me even tho we clearly like each other#we spent the entire night talking and then when im like ? trying to set up something for the future he doesn't pick up on it at all 😩#cus our scheduled events are over now so i was like... now were not gonna see each other as much :( .... and he was like 🤷♀️ well#bro tf do u mean im trying to give u an opening here so that we can be friendsssss dont diss me !#its sad too bc we had some nice convos and vibes but hes just so hard to read at times#like we clearly like each other why are you trying to make me look stupid by acknowledging that#bitch !#anyway if he doesent reach out to me im gonna have to send him a picuture of a spider as punishment#diary entries
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traumatized dickweeds turn to torturing each other so they can distract from the fact that they both need therapy
#starscream is terrified that he feels kind of getting for thinking de@ththre#@ts at metalhawk#and bumblebee is terrified that he doesnt feel any guilt at all#and only one other bot knows it so the accomplice must be destroyed any gaslighting distactable means possible#' YOU need THERAPY' ' NO yOU NEED THERAPY. ' ' I DONT NEED THERAPY. I JUST FILMED AN AD FOR MENTAL HEALTH AWARENESS'#' fat fuck probably took up 29 cameras to film just you'#' THE TITAN. DIDNT. CHOOSE. YOU'#and then they both say keep yourself safe bcs theyre just so kind#me drawing starscream like an scp : now THIS is secy to me !!!#bee is an scp too they were Made for each other otter#starscream who everyone sees as an scp: everyone screams cries runs away tells to get help#bee: literally just a guy who happens to be a bitch. what happened to having fun and whimsy in this world anymore :\#bee who everyone sees as their lil friend nothing more : uoughhh so cute the smol protecc him omg!!#starscream: he kicked me while i was down & told me he hoped that made me infertile#' hes a fucking little bitch is what he is. im gonna get him pregnant now.' real life starscream quote Real i was maccadam.#maccadam#starscream#bumblebee#tf idw#idw scumbag bee enjoyer#metalhawk#whatever he has like no content anyways ill include him ig#transformers#starbee#the way i made shipart then almost forgot to tag the ship#GUILTY* KIND OF GUILTY* bruh
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You can’t just say you had “Ford IRL” as a teacher and not show pics! Liar! 😡
Y’ALL WANT ME TO LIKE POST PICS OF A MAN WHO I HAVEN’T SEEN IN ALMOST A DECADE????
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#jack tells us he is single 'i like to have my fun obviously'#bitch me too tf!#you could cut glass with those cheekbones#jack draper
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so this is about to be a really wild fucking crackship but hear me out...
Vander and Savage hitting it off a little too well?
#it would start with one too many drinks#then there'd be a couple rounds of arm wrestling#perhaps a brawl#then say gex WHOA WHO SAID THAT-#arcane#star wars#vander#savage opress#all my mutuals looking at me rn like: who tf let this bitch cook?#perhaps i need to sleep#it *is* almost 4am after all
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Writing a Hadina one shot should be done by Saturday or earlier this week🙈🐺 keep an eye out it’ll be posted here ANYWAYS ENJOY!!
Also I mostly just came here to ramble about Hadina again because I’m depressed 😻 (basically just Hades x Rina Hcs)
⭐️=General 💙=Romantic
⭐️Anyways when Rina is having super depressive episodes or bad days to the point she can’t function well, Hades takes immediate notice and lets her have the rest of the day off
💙 if they’re dating he’ll have her cuddle up with him on his thrown and he’ll have her talk it out if she’s comfortable
⭐️Hades always speaks up for Rina when people pick on her or interrupt her when she speaks. Even if it weren’t much of a big deal he will fucking swing hands about his assistant don’t get it twisted
⭐️if it were done by a god no doubt there’ll be a fight or at the very least words will be exchanged. If it weren’t- say goodbye because you’re already dead💀
⭐️Rina is scared off by roaches and is a bit jumpy around spiders, although she certainly favors them above bugs. But usually Hades will eat kill them 😁
💙if She gets scared by anything else she’ll usually crawl into his bed, or if it’s during the time they share one, she’ll scoot closer to him
💙if he’s awake he’ll probably have her lay on his chest while he chats with her, to calm her down
⭐️Hades loves receiving little gifts from Rina whether it be art, or some sweet letters of appreciation he’ll keep them near his work space for safe keeping (god forbid Rina gets a bit too close to his desk)
⭐️Hades tends to lack personal space, so whenever he gets a bit too close to Rina or even touches her a bit she gets so exited like the little loser she is 😭
💙Rina has a hard time believing that Hades actually loves her so, but she refuses to believe that he would lie to her (if not for her own sake) so she usually won’t fully express that she doesn’t believe him- but he means every single one of his compliments to her and would 100% say them a 100 times over if it would get her believe them.
⭐️Rina likes to make sure that Hades is 100% comfortable with everything all the time and he finds it amusing as hell because she basically uses it as an excuse to see/be near him.
💙Back when hades was crushing on Rina. He actually backed up a little with the personal space because he felt SOOOOO SO nervous to to be by her he literally started flaring the hell up when she does get little bit to close
💙 speaking of which- he loves when she does, even though he’s already warm as hell he loves the feeling of her warm skin on his, it doesn’t matter what color, if it’s scarred, if it was rough and calloused. He just likes the feeling of her.
OKAY IM DONE WITH MY LITTLE HCS I MAY DO ANGST ONES IF I FEEL LIKE IT BUT THESE ARE JUST GENERAL
#i 💙 blue men#disney hades#����hadina⭐️#hades disney#🖇pumpkinzz bs selfships💗#self ship#disney f/o#hercules hades#🖇Rinacore 💫#Hercules oc#Disney self ship#disney selfship#disney self insert#self insert#self ship headcanons#oc x canon headcanons#oc x canon#canon x oc#canon x self insert#hercules 1997#BYE WHAT HAVE I DONE#WHAT THE FLIP DAWG#LIKE ACTUALLY#ALSO NO ART TODAY I COULDNT DRAW ANYTHING TODAY I HAVE TOO MANY ASSIGNMENTS AND THIS ENGLISH TEACHER MUST HATE ME#LIKE WHY TF DO I HAVE AN ENTIRE ESSAY DUE TONIGHT#LIKE IN ONE DAY#THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DOEN DONE IN CLASS#LIKE BITCH BE FRR#ANYWAYS PLEASE ENJOY!! 💗💗💗
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I've been looking for this one au where Len basically becomes a mad scientist and turns his friends into robots one by one for a while now, and I'm beginning to realize that I just read through your blog while half asleep a few months back and mixed together my memories of your flower hivemind and composite au
this is very funny to me. i'm absolutely honored this blog's posts were enough to evil-farming-game an entire vocaloid au into your memories 😂
i can give you this doodle; it's composite au but i'm sure it'd fit very well with this theoretical mad scientist len au lololl
#ask#anonymous#this is ALSO funny to me bc of 'mad scientist' and 'flower hivemind au' in the same paragraph. it reminds me of an old scrapped idea#i had about where tf the flowers even came from in the first place but i ended up never doing anything w/ it#i've been thinking abt composite au though uag i want to do more w/ it... rip the unfinished refs and one google doc thing i have#shaking myself like ITS OKAY IF THE STORY KINDA SUCKS AT FIRST!! YOU NEED TO START SOMEWHERE#cus i mean i wouldve never gotten anywhere w/ Certain Things had i not started with the og shitty versions. which were SHIT#but its wild to think ~7 years later i transmogrified them into the things they are now. wack. makes me wonder what will happen#to stuff im making now later down the line if i go and revisit it. SO CONCLUSION YES BITCH GET OVER YOUR FUCKING ANXIETY#i think my other problem is i'd loveee to reveal it slowly with like art pieces comics etc but i dont got time for that 😔😔#CURSE WITH LITERALLY EVERYTHING I MAKE TBH not just fandom shit but original shit too. i need to get over myself#cause i do know respectfully not everyone has the skill/time/desire to pick apart things for symbolism so a clearer explanation#would prob be more accessible. and easier for ME TOO TO HAVE SHIT IN ONE FUCKING PLACE MAN. actually how i've been taking notes lately#sorry these are some longass fucking tags im talking to myself. just went into a new academic year w a lot of stress#so thinking abt my own crazy stories keeps me sane and makes me feel like i have control over at least SOME aspect of my life#anyways circling back mad scientist len sounds incredible lowkey though lmao. its always the stem lens 😔💔��️#JK?? but i do joke abt composite au len partly going insane bc he's a biochem major essentially so yeah bitch i fucking get it 😭 no wonder
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i actually can’t wait for the fuckery that will be rockstar lestat and season 3.
i’ve never read the books so I don’t know what to expect but I’m hoping that it’s pure comedy.
obviously, there needs to be episodes addressing the more serious parts of iwtv but if I can get like 3 episodes of just ridiculousness I will be satisfied.
also, if we happen to get ghost claudia, I want her to be happy ruining these men’s lives. I want delainey dressed in some grunge inspired outfits, leave the yellow dress on the wall in dubai.
please give me a scene with lestat crying as he begs for forgiveness while claudia laughs as she’s calls him a terrible father/marker.
#iwtv#interview with the vampire#I’m imagining lestat being cancelled 😭😭😭#paparazzi getting pictures of louis and lestat#whatever tf devils minion is gonna look like in this generation#claudia dancing on stage next to a drugged out lestat#BITCH GIVE ME HUMOR#I want to forget what show I’m watching for a couple of episodes#I pray they don’t take themselves too seriously cause this whole era sounds extremely unserious to me
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