#AND I SWEAR
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The process of playing old games is 30% about actually enjoying the game and 70% about trying to figure out why the hell this chunk of code just crashed again and what its problem is
#I spent the whole evening playing Dragon Age: Origins#and I swear#if the game keeps crashing tomorrow#I might commit a crime#I really love the game and I’m playing the Steam version but I’m on the verge of downloading a pirated copy#Maybe it’ll be more stable#typing toad
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<3<3<3 THE LOML
#STING EUCLIFFE#MY HUSBAND#I HAVE BEEN REWATCHING FT FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS#AND I SWEAR#STING IS STILL AS HOT AS HE WAS 10 YEARS AGO WHEN I FIRST SAW HIM#HE WILL ALWAYS STAY MY N1 HUSBAND#💜#SHSUWUWHW#FANGIRLING RN#OMG#FAIRY TAIL#SABERTOOTH#sting eucliffe's wife
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I need everyone to see this image
#yes i swear theres context#.....#sort of#for a few months i had this very vivid image of Brian dead with the words “Bad news brian” written in sparkly font#(the jerma font)#and i SWEAR#i SWEAR i saw this image somewhere!#and i scoured every corner of the internet trying to find it!#and i just.. could not#so i made it#and Bad News Brian is now a running inside joke with one of my partners#so yeah#bad news brian everyone#MH#marble hornets#Bad News Brian#marble hornets meme#brian thomas
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Holds your chin in her hand, forcing you to look her in the eye. Claws beginning to extend and dig into your skin as her grip on your jaw tightens ever so slightly. "Now what's the magic word~?"
#aletris ic#I'm just going about my day#trying to work#and get a bunch of similar feeling scenes#And I SWEAR#I never intended for her to have such dommy mommy energy#she just started off as quiet and bitter with low self worth#I think in one version of this scene#someone came in and demanded something#and somehow they're now on their knees and Alys is reminded them to 'ask nicely if you want favors'
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Pray for my pea brain
#personal#we’re changing how the shoes are organized#and I swear#my brain is melting#my manger went over it way to quickly for me to understand#like dead sprint while I’m trying to warm up#I can already feel the headache coming on
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At this point, Netflix should end seasons with series ending ends with how often the cancel shows that were left on cliffhanging season endings.
#Something random#Rant#I know it was a kids show#but I was enjoying My Dad the Bounty Hunter damnit!#And I swear#if they end up cancelling the Skull Island series#Imma flip!!
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I'm trying to be patient because I know it is questions they are probably required to ask but also if you're not going to answer your phone and make me message you can we assume that I've already thought of these basic questions as being part of my problem before reaching out to you?
#ugh#jen rants#like ive been on my period for over 2 weeks now#and my one before that was 12 days#with no real cause#if it was something like me skipping my birth control#or undergoing#major life changes that would be stressing me out to the point that it affects my period#i would have considered it#and i swear#if they brush this off#and ignore it#and i find out#it was something#more serious later on#im gonna snap#pcos struggles
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ugh my stupid adorable boyfriend is making me a stupid cute promposal sign and taking his stupid handsome time on it
#he looked at me earlier#and i swear#i saw hotch#its the brows#criminal minds#criminal minds hotch#aaron hotchner
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Sees the half time report
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Welp, pack it up guys, we in for another shiver win -_-
#and i swear#the only people ive seen enjoying the splatfest is team vanilla#even saw someone say like “oh just enjoy the splatfest! what if shiver wins? it doesnt matter!”#and said person is in vanilla team :/#like#yeah#of course you dont see why this is upsetting#you havent been on a losing streak!#one or two wins is fine#whatever#but a third and forth? this is getting absurd#i just wanna rant with someone about this#am i going insane? does anyone else notice how shiver fans are so.....idk more rude than usual?#i try to ignore it but every splatfest it just gets worse.....im so tired i swear theyll single handedly drag everyone off#the game#salty rants#splatoon#splatfest#splatoon 3#vanilla vs strawberry vs mint chip#team strawberry
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friday fights opponent has been decided upon >:)
#and i swear#if yall dont vote for me#like the insensible people you hoes and whores are#imma deactivate#frfr#the unknown talks
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I'm going to end up murdering someone soon
#am i being dramatic#VERY#but idc#it has been a very bad january for me#VERY BAD!!#and i swear#i swear i have been trying to be positive#BUT ITS GETTING INCREASINGLY DIFFICULT!!#sorry i just#man. i hate this stupid place. i really do.#unfortunately it is my home and i will keep crawling back after being kicked out#it is simply in my nature#can someone just#take me out back and shoot me already#please#i am begging for it#a little mercy killing
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Idk if you like Taylor Swift but Castles Crumbling is SO Tiberius Calore coded it makes me FERAL
Bestie... I fought in the trenches to get tickets to the last US show. I spent more money than I as comfortable saying. I am going dressed as speak now. Of course I am obsessed with TSwift.
And you are now the 3rd person to tell me this. And I am with you, but also the song it almost too soft, too on the nose. Cal is more romantic so he need symbolism and metaphor. But I am with you.
#(*ask lily*)#(*shut up lily*)#red queen#glass sword#kings cage#war storm#broken throne#post broken throne#cal calore#UUUUGGGGH I am obsessed with him AGAIN#I'm BACK IN THE FUCKING HOUSE AGAIN#jesus I reread the part where he apologized to farley for torturing her#and I SWEAR#I swear I was screaming and crying and throwing up ALL OVER AGAIN#you can hate him all you want#but I will only love him harder
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So I’ve been interacting more with polls in hopes that @staff notices and finally gives them to me...
#I -still- don't have them#and I swear#everyone on my dash has started getting them#everywhere I turn#someone else I follow has gotten polls
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You thought this was an art blog, but IT'S ME, RANDOMLY POSTING ABOUT MY HUSBANDOS
Anyway, after months of throwing crumbs at me so I stay interested in their game, Smilegate has finally given me an entire loaf in the form of this brief scene:
Very sad about the absence of Leon and any sort of summer fits, but hey, content is content when you're an obscure blorbo enjoyer
#epic seven#epic 7#blorbo#while everyone freaks out over Pavel's abs I get this#I will be riding this high for probably about 48 hours and yes it is going to be YOUR problem#and I swear#if y'all wanna take the first image out of context/manipulate it for... funny things#please I beg you do everything in your power to make sure I never see it#epic seven crozet#crozet
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Have you ever read something about an actor or whatever that you like and you realize they are literally so antithetical to your entire existence??
#lol i swear#i read this article and it was like#oh i don’t watch tv or movies basically at all#and i swear#to me that’s like if someone said#oh i don’t like to eat food i prefer a nutritious tasteless slurry#like what tf lmao#hilarious tbh#this is why i try to not read things about any actor musician etc. that i like anymore#just stick with the fantasy lol#so this was totally on me 😂😭
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