#AND I DONT EVEN BELIEVE IN OR FUCK WITH ASTROLOGY LIKE THAT!!!

[vincentsleftear]

oh. my. goodness. I know I’ve been really heavy handed with the rant posts this past week. But. Good god.

[astropookie]

short asteroid observations

nhidi

*whole sign + tropical

Cupido (763) 9H says you are attracted to someone you can learn a lot from, someone foreign, not necessarily in an obvious way but when’s about different perspective/mindset. also you could not fall easily? They have to look/think “different”. you could like dorks. you want to be understood, to debate.

Aphrodite (1388) 8H have this desire of being taken care of, to everyone be obsessed with them and they are but people it’s too scared and intimidated by their strong and mysterious aura, so they’re likely to be the goddess who seems unapproachable/too good to be true. they could feel lonely bc of these and they LOVE the power and influence they have on others.

Luda (1158) at 12° (pisces degree)/trine neptune are recognized by being artsy, in their own world, kind of hippie or full of creativity/imagination and with other world perspectives. I have these placement + aspect and EVERY TIME, people from every age recognize/identify me as the characteristics I mentioned. They have asked me if my family it’s full of artists bc I have that “vibe”. Asteroid “Luda” means “love of the people”, and being love by people could be interpreted as recognized -my interpretation-.

Narcissus (37117) conjunct Mercury could mean being too self absorbed about your mindset and opinions, “thinking your way of thinking is too good to be true”. I don’t really think narcissus have this effect permanently-duh😝-, it shows how at some point you are like this. you could have difficulties listening to others perspectives that can help you. you could have serious problems of trying to understand others, in this life you’ll have to learn no one thinks like you, even though your you from a moment ago, I don’t think they’ll think the same or etc., so don’t explode your mind trying so hard to have an answer on why others aren’t/think like you bc they won’t. also, your mindset it’s not correct or perfect so don’t frustrate about stuff you can’t control.

Bellona (28) trine ascendant, again, can tell people thought you were a total bitch -when they didn’t know you-, if they get in your way you’ll fuck them up without a doubt. I’m proud to say it’s not only appearance or supposition, once they know you they’ll still say you’ll fuck them up equally. Bellona is about someone who isn’t afraid of standing up for what they believe.

I was wondering why lately I’ve been so obsessed with this guy, then I checked my composite chart with him and saw Lovelock (51663) 12H. So practically it could signify this is a past life situation and I can’t fucking let go. I’m so tired 😭 idgaf if he’s obsessed with me, I want action and he’s not giving it and I’m afraid to be the one starting it -it’s different with guys and bc of him? idk 😒-. I feel stuck. HELP. also is conjunct Chiron so I have to learn about it? DONT. Chiron give me a break, no, I’m joking, I’m saying nothing. 12H means it’s gonna hit in a subconscious level…and it’s gonna be a secret?😭 -I don’t want to believe this-, so neither of us is gonna do something? FUCK

(*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*૮꒰ྀི⸝⸝> . <⸝⸝꒱ྀིა ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ ૮₍˶ •. • ⑅₎ა ♡ (づ๑•ᴗ•๑)づ♡

♡ Based on personal experience and I’ve analyzed in my surroundings.

♡ English is not my first language.

♡ I’m not a profesional astrologer.

Thank youu. baibaiii🫣🫶🏼💋

Do not copy. Please give me credits.

[the-fat-raccoon]

🌌 astro-gnomey Follow

Some of you don't want to hear it but at some point we're going to HAVE to acknowledge the effects of storm sorcerers (and keiromancy as a whole) on the environment. The wizard council has been pushing for regulations on these practices for years due to its large ecological effect on the realm, and yet it still stays unregulated because of misinformed petitioners who insist on preserve this harmful practice.

x x x

🌬 420haz3it Follow

hey ops ex here. they literally went through my family's tome of spells and destroyed every page that contained keiromancy. spells that were in my family since the Wizardry Renaissance, that saved towns from floods and droughts alike, are now lost to time and space

also as people in the notes pointed out all of those links are blatant misinformation that ignores what storm sorcerers have done to protect not only their local communities but the environment as a whole for centuries, and the people who spread this information are the exact same people who advocated to repeal the wishing star protection act.

hating keiromancy has always been a distraction so astrological mages can push for more unsafe practices in their own field. don't let them lie about their intent, and don't let the wizard council rush the process to earn an astromage liscense.

🪄 tradmage12 Follow

Being from a family of storm sorcerers puts a direct line from you to the Great Calamity that wiped out our magic for a millenia. You deserve to lose that tome and every last spark of magic in you.

🌬 420haz3it Follow

what

🌬 420haz3it Follow

theres no way youre serious. you dont actually believe that.

🪄 tradmage12 Follow

We all know it, the Great Calamity would have never happened if the sorcerer faction had listened to the wizard councils orders and steered clear of dragon hunting. But they didn't listen, and everyone suffered because of it. Don't act like there's no reason to not trust your kind with their own practices. You just can't help yourselves.

🌌 astro-gnomey Follow

I leave for the Berry Harvest and come back to this mess, really funny how you'll mention me taking action against your family's evil dark spells but don't mention that you only dated me for your weird gnomeplay fantasies. Also pay attention to the language used, very Anti Mage rhetoric being spread. What else would you expect of a storm sorcerer, of course they want to keep their powers, I'm going to shut off reblogs if people in the notes cant see how they're being manipulated by keiromancers. Quit trying to be 'progressive' when you just want to keep ruining the course of nature and keep down the mage class.

🌬 420haz3it Follow

get me off this fucking lichsite. there is no 'anti mage rhetoric', that's not a fucking thing. mages aren't some repressed class no matter how much you want to pretend that, they haven't had to deal with magical restrictions since before the great calamity even happened, meanwhile sorcerers to this day are still fighting to be seen as magical equals.

and while im at it 'keiromancers' is a made up term to put all weather magic users under one umbrella, as if forms of keiromancy arent so diverse amongst the realms that you cant even begin to compare them. it is not the same as saying necromancers. dont even start that bs.

also, gnomeplay is perfectly normal and acceptable between consenting partners, which we were, so idek why you bring that up. if i as a half elf want to have gnome partners theres literally no issue with that, youre mad because gneillielle has a more bountiful gourd harvest and far more whimsical tunes than you ever brought to our relationship.

storm sorcerers have done nothing wrong, you're the problem.

perhaps some shadow work could unlodge the staff youve got stuck up your cap and you could see the filthy fuckign system youre supporting as an astromage, im sick and tired of this.

🎱 claire-vances-fourth-eye Follow

op starts posting untagged wizard council x reader failed abjuration content in a year btw

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[twopoppies]

gina astrology anon here and i looked up their chart myself and omgggg

so apparently venus is responsible for love and

louis has venus in scorpio AND it literally means louis loves in a possessive and exclusive way that might manifest in jealousy. its a very absolute and unrestricted kinda love. The venus in scorpio cannot dissociate love from passion.

and venus in aquarius (harry) generally dont get into relationships if they aren't sure of its longeivity . they prefer friendship mixed with romantic interest. They seem to have a lot of friends but need their downtime. they tend to be extremely caring and can even take care of their partners needs before their own. their greatest fear is love dying out over the years.

like these mfs make me believe in destiny goddd it truly was destined to be

Oh, I have so many posts about how fucking compatible they are. IT'S CRAZY

ASTROLOGY

HARRY'S BIRTH CHART

I don't know why I don't have Louis'. 🤨

TWIN FLAMES

SOULMATES (not focused on Astrology, but fun to look through)

In conclusion, they are the absolute worst.

[twistedastrology]

you cannot run a subreddit like a fucking dictatorship.

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im pissed as hell rn so im gonna bitch abt this real quick bc im a gemini and bitching is my specialty- and i cant do a workout yet so ��‍💫

recently I've been very active in the r/astrology subreddit, primarily answering people's questions bc it's my favorite thing to do

I answered one person's question about the difference between the ascendant, chiron and north node, i was incredibly happy to answer bc i love helping people, especially with "easier" questions like that- (i use quotes to be respectful bc i am of the belief that no question is a stupid question)

i will give the mods one thing, they DID have a rule about self promotion even if the thing you're promoting is free- that one was my bad (i offered to look at someone's chart) and i will (and did) own up to it.

the one i will NOT own up to is the one that was not written in the fucking rules goddamn anywhere.

for reference, this was my comment that they took out back and shot:

just from this shit alone i was fucking pissed off because no goddamn way you're gonna sit here and tell me "degree theory has absolutely no basis" DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH OF ASTROLOGY AS A WHOLE IS JUST THEORIES AND INTERPRETATION.

there's a reason astrology and astronomy are separate. one is based off of actual, provable mathematical equations, and the other is INTERPRETATION.

i replied, and then they did too:

"we caJT pUt eVery PoSsIblE tHiNg iN tHe RulEs" YOU HAVE 6 FUCKINH RULES. YOU CAN ADD ONE ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE SO PISSY ABOUT IT. what are you allergic to the number SEVEN???? is it because it's a LIBRA DEGREE? $! #?? #? #

and the fucking "and I'd encourage you to study them" id encourage you to study my fucking ass while i fart in your face motherfucker u wanna find out how korn got their fucking band name? $! #? #? #? #?

you dont believe in degree theory??? Fun fact: your north node of destiny is in 26° MY ASS and your mercury is in 3° BULLSHIT- and your ass and my foot are in a 0° orbit conjunction 🥳🥳🥳

motherfucker degree theory is a T H E O R Y. you can't just remove someone's fucking comment yapping about it because you think it has no "basis in real astrology"- way to promote critical thinking, asshole!!!!!! you would burn the library of alexandria if you didn't agree with one fucking book in it.

this is why i was kind of afraid to go on reddit because people are so high and mighty with their astrology there that they are just about allergic to any other interpretations- and the r/astrology subreddit, at least some of the mods, seem to be exactly like that

like im sorry but my mercury in an aries degree of gemini makes perfect fucking sense to me- and the only other thing i have in aries is my venus which ISNT EVEN IN ORBIT TO MAKE A SEXTILE!!!! and these people definitely dont believe in cranking the orbits so i cant even say that 😒

not to mention dodecatemoria and decans are Technically degree theory- not in the sense of 1 degree = aries, but in the sense of "section of degrees = sign", especially dodecatemoria which is literally 0 - 29° of any sign

here's a chart in case anyone's interested:

dodecatemoria is also literally BABYLONIAN. that shit is OLD. granted egyptian decans and such are older, but that's still DECANS. AND DE GR E E S.

im not coming for everyone on the subreddit as a whole, just whoever appointed this dumbass fucking rule- why have an astrology subreddit when you can't even talk about certain astrology topics. fucking shit yourself loser i hope you burn.

to the people that dont know me that well btw i am not actually actively wishing harm on anyone- i just get very dramatic when im pissy 😒 anyway ill probably do a post on how i use degree theory soon in spite of this so keep an eye out!!! 🥳🥳

[hypertextdog]

never learned what fae is but the worst spiritual american atheist i ever met would always say they dont *really* believe in any of this tarot and astrology bullshit (which they would practice anyway) but theyd never NEVER actually fuck with fae, that shit was all too real, and i shouldnt fuck with them either, it was a good thing i didnt even know what they are (this idiot [me] thinks they're basically just fairies ... please!) 'cause they operated on slenderman rules where the more you know, the more danger you're in. so this all left me with a latent curiosity but i never did look until today, less out of fear and more because i was more than willing to minimize the number of subjects i had in common with this person -- so i lived on never knowing what that was, never looking it up either, just seeing posts from time to time from, like, monster-fucker types with headcanons about them (which seemed to cleverly skirt that info-hazard principle.) so imagine my shock when today i finally do cave and look up the word "fae" and the top result is a fandom wikia page. and the second result is the wikipedia page for fairy

[mx-smileo]

WAAAFHHH.... shows you my sally face oc!! :3c

his name is L.H and hes a fucking ASTROLOGY SCIENCE NERD!!! (even though he looks the completely opposite) ☝️🤓hes deffo a loner, and he doesnt usually judge people, IF they dont deserve it (he believes people like travis and most teachers deserve to be judged) this is because that they may or may not think that they are to be given respect because of their status and he HATES THAT!!!! anyeateeheheh....

IM PROBABLY GONNA POST A SHIT TON ABOUT HIM BECAUSE I HATE HIM SOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!

he doesnt talk much to other people, and if he were to ever have any actual lines, I would throw this one in there TEEEHEH

FHE SAME IMAGE WITHOUT THAT LLINENE!!!!

(also heeyyyy.... you guys like my travis redesign???!!?! 😁😁😁😁)

[athenaspeculiardaughter]

i had too many just to put in the comments. i dont know how much you wanted so... thats on you.

jason loves heavy metal and plays the drums. he's also gay and in a qpr with leo and piper. hes got a wolf cut and still has some of his wolf-like tendencies, having adopted them from living with lupa at a young age. when he went to camp jupiter, those tendencies dissapeared over time, people telling him that it wasnt normal to eat raw meat or chew on things. but he never quite learned to smile with teeth when he was happy, and growls when hes mad. also i think he has a peircing somewhere. and i think he used to be super jacked, like shredded unhealthy jacked, but when he went to college he had less time to work out and he got some fat around his muscles and he loves it so much, and he looks a lot cuter this way.

leo is aroace possibly gay as well, and loves 80s music, like huey lewis and the news, some billy joel, and some dire straits. he also is obsessed with back to the future (his fave is the cowboy one, bc of his texan roots). on him being from texas, i think he has a little bit of a texas accent, just bc he was mostly raised by foster families in the south. he used to have a spanish accent, but it faded after having spent so little time speaking spanish and being around spanish speaking people. i think he totally wouldve been a band kid except he never had the time and the time passed a long time ago.

piper has lots of peircings, her newest one is snake bites and she always has smudged eyeliner. she likes the cure and is kind of goth. shes a lesbian, but, again, in a qpr with jason and leo and says theyre the only guys she thinks are hot. she loved heathers and totally had a crush on winona ryder. she had an ed bc of how exposed she was to hollywood culture, but shes working on it. she has a tooth gap and an indigenous nose. she has this really loud pretty laugh and she loves to dance.

annabeth listens to arctic monkeys 24/7. shes unlabeled and strictly wears jeans. no jewelry besides her necklace, not even her ears are peirced. she forgets to eat, but only because she gets so engrossed in her work, and percy has to bring her food. at that point its pretty easy, if percy just puts the plate next to her she'll absentmindedly eat it, same with a cup of water. she's got lots of band tshirts too, a lot of them stolen from percy.

percy is a skater boy. he wears baggy band tshirts and sweats or jeans and a couple necklaces and peircings. i think he has an eyebrow peircing and was really tempted to get cheek peircings before realizing that then he would have holes in his cheeks and that fucked with his brain too much to get them. he also wears eyeliner but likes doing annabeths makeup more than his, which he gets to do often, since she could never refuse his puppy eyes. hes got lots of sea animal stuffed animals on his bed instead of pillows. he wore a skirt once and wasnt opposed to them, but eventually decided it wasnt worth flashing people. in the summer he is a strictly no shoes no socks man, can only find him barefoot or with sandals.

hazel is short. thats canon ik but its important. she likes softer music like sleeping at last and music like tori amos. she also likes astronomy and stargazing, and youd think she believes in astrology but she thinks its all bullshit. she likes drawing objects like theyre sentient, not humanoid, but she makes them feel alive, like creatures. she loves stuffed animals too, and is in the process of learning the viola. she still uses old fashipned words (canon) but curses like a sailor and has very modern views for someone born in the 30s.

frank never loses his fat. hes still fat, i hate that they made him all buff like it was a part of his character arc to lose weight. frank is a theater kid. thank you for coming to my ted talk. he likes graphic novels like amulet and nimona, etc. he has a really infectious smile, wide, dimpled and too cute. again, theater kid, though i dont think he can sing very well, but he has fun trying.

i think thats most of it. honestly i got really caught up in it and made up some stuff along the way. if you dont like any of it thats fine:)

Honestly your headcanons are really interesting I never thought about 3/4 of them and I actually like them😄

[austinsastrology8991]

> Issues I have with you/occult / world < *long post* do not read if you don't want to waste your time < a subjective analysis of Astrology, numerology, manifestation, and a subtle exposé of my life

I got issues... but more importantly i got issues with you. I do a lot of research n i hate being told what to do/ and the occult gotta habit of telling me who tf i am.

and Im better at telling myself who tf I am.

THIs is who i am. <^> stop googly eyin me; foo

This is a fkn mess of a post > try your best to read; it was meant to be a story but im incapable > I just want you to have headache (me after reading this shit 20 times or whatever it is) i;m tired. now go away. or read. or die in a hole. all the same to me. astrology is a subjective subject. IDGAF how many books youve read or how many people you speak too; we are literally looking at a planet in space and are saying shit liek " oh im dat type of pretty (venus), im dominant over here (mars), and thats why my life sux (saturn) " meanwhile, the planet still just rotating and we like acting like we apart of its orbit. Its objectively a subjective subject... > its objective only in your natal chart - where the planets are etc.... but interpretations > subjective Sidenote- Im obsessed with astrology.... because my life sucks. and i need to like feel productive somehow - stfu i know this isnt productive, but tell me what you doing? don't act all jiminy cricket on me, when your soundtrack is that of a cricket beginning of rant Also: the mythology and practise of intepretating planets and asteroids, and well the complicated drama that is greek/roman mythology. while there is plenty of overlap, the sheer concept of 2 different intepretations created upon from, 2 seperate cultures, creates different texts and slight differences inherent within each story. this initself creates a subjective intepretation of aforementioned stories > not to mention other cultures who likely put their own narrative of these mythos > it allows us to also intepret it in our own way > it is all just imagination at the end of the day. Whilst the themes are uncannily similar, the form is always different, and thats why I like to intepret it in my own way, and i recommend you do tooo (Alike everything in this subject) ; however we need some clear rules, and guidelines, to make this subject actually palatable, but i fear this community would rather keep it confusing so we can treasure the secrets of the occult on our own. and to that I do understsnd, however, anyone reading tumblr astrology, I believe to already be taking that leap into the occult and should be granted at least some introductory access. and here is (1) problem

Astrology signs are the how, and the houses are the where, > yet you all describe 2nd house a whole lot like tuarus, 10th house lot like capricorn. I mean Ik its similar but yall acting like its different yet your intepretations aint all dat different from each other..... but if the how for you is the where for me, then how tf is it so hard for me to see the differences?… if there is such a startling difference like yall always claim.. to me the themes are so fkn similar whereby > i think its the same > degree, house, sign; same shit diff smell

This however made 4 years ago me, very insecure.:.. 😢I couldn’t figure out the difference and I felt dumb 🤧 but That was 4 years ago - I was noob…. made me realize things like: we got an attitude problem today - we youngins always apologizing, trying to make others comfortable about our bullshit (Anxiety skill issue), yet the old fucks are hella comfortable telling us what to do (authority skill issue), like bro. you dont even know me, and im supposed to bow to you, just so your gonna bread crumb me with some bs self professed 'useful' advice??? if you talked to each other youd realize you all have the same advice... and you too old to keep up with my problems, so stop acting like you know.....

and so like uh, its not bold of me to say that; if your a legit astrologer you know you can just read people. yes everyone has free will, and other explanations to undermine the importance of astrology, but we know whats going on > try me > *sales pitch noise*<

Tumblr astrology is good but not proffesional, just: posts about random asteroids, random observations, random sexytime, and the occasional ‘official’ astrologers bread crumbing us to incentivize us to pay for a reading…. Now I got nothing better to do with my life (nor do you clearly) so we all on here fucking around> but I made da sacrifice > I spent real money

And these 'readings' > dog shit I tell ya > oh don’t worry none of them were from tumblr people. But people in my city and they knew less than what I knew (from reading your tumblr shits)

So it turns out you guys lowkey experts - we done a million random astrology observations - and if your a lurker, you lowkey know more than some pros; and da concept of analyzing people in your life with astrology has made you a *drum roll* > an average astrologer. your not average, if the experts are only 20% better than you (lets say). so with this in mind your not that far off their expertise.. oh you cant measure it? tell me what i dont know < (tell me more) IM HUNGRY, MORE POSTS, MY FEED IS FUCKInG HUNGRY

Now however wasting my money > pissed me off… but its a blessing, becasuse i became >.....> not depressed!!! Finally I got my energy back >>> legs go...

So I learned to read astrology. I just kept reading these websites and interpreting them and well.. I think they overcomplicate a lot of things, and they say it like a report card, when obviously you and I are multiple planets, aspects, houses, degrees, house lords, persona charts, midpoints, asteroids, not to mention composite, synastry, transits solar return , and all da other fkn ones that I cannot be bothered mentioning. Yet there’s a whole fucking essay about one aspect… like bro you couldn’t make a summary? and im supposed to read each of my other aspects? (ofc i did) but like this is just trying to make me spend money (too much reading) and well Im a greedy little fuck so imma drain your resources and not give you a dime >t > SWIPER NO SWIPING <

and i hate watching people trynna act like they know shit yet eat their own words n adjectives like you aint a professional; you just labeled yourself one > wheres your doctorate at bitch? Had enough shitty readings to not trust another 'tarot reader', but its cool the 'psychologists' aint did much better > thank you mother for the birth of my existence but shi dis place a fkn willy wonkin fsctory - and its foul - most places that try to help you that is.... ' you need to be able to receive help' bitch stfu yall underestimsting my problems and overestimating your ability to make me feel better; BITCH I STFG you dont know shiiiiitiittttttttttt > and yall look happy dont you > "dont trust a bartender who dont drink bitch" - KanYe. Numeroloy 'master numbers' > So many sites only use master numbers from 11 > 22 > 33... but wheres the 44? the 55? the 66?????? dont tell me yall didnt realize that every 'master number' still reverts back to each number (9). > 11 =2, 22 = 4, 33=6, 55 = 1, 66 = 3, 77=5..... bro god stsyed outta this mess clearly..... and its always the ones that be inventing new gods that fuck everything too 🤫 furthermore annoyances of numerofuckology - because they reduce the number back down.. .e.g. you have life path 89 > which is simplified to 17 > then to 8.... why not use 89? why we dissin 9 ????? let alone the complete number??? why not intepret both numbers together???? yall just wanna do 1 because your simple with it. and 9 getting left out fr... and yall always celebrating how special 9 is yet he always left out (magic of math - adding 9 - always reverts back to original) honestly - sometiems its so obvious why yall became numerologists sometimes...... Dont even get me started on ANGEL NUMBERS i could neva stfu

i mean yall still trying to test how true it all is, but if you throw a fish at a pisces they gonna go all googly eye on you. tell a scorpio that you intimidated and now your their favourite informant... read their life path number, and you know what they wanna be doing with their life.... i mean it really is a key, and yall locks are looser than you think... watch yo back.. i wouldnt trust someone who can help me (what do they even want), let alone get help from someone who is useless; why would you? dont act like you dont have trust issues, its like our way of relating to each other at this point. your good at sex if you have.... what about the other person? i mean if you masterbate to yoself maybe.... but if a composite chart / synastry have say - chiron eros? pluto saturn? mars dejanira.... how much are you gonna be fucking yourself when you fucked a dirty fucka..... rip virginity - and rip yo self esteem - dangerous game to value your sex appeal as much as you do...... or maybe your living a fantasy on the internet, and that is healthier, but thoughts are manifestations.... oh shit what da fuck have i manifested oh shitttttttttt IM BEING SUCKED IN A VORTEX OF MY OWN SHIT, SOMONE CALL A MANIFESTOR AGHJH AGJJGH please dont be offended, i do like this community; im just a devils advocate... sometimes 👹

you guys put too muhc importance on manifeststion, and i mean if you think its facts, look at what the people around you are manifesting.... OH thats why you isolate so much. so your manifesting loneliness.... oh you try to help people, so your just a trash can for a rubish person.... you see what i mean, manifestation aint so clear cut as you seem to believe. I believe in it, but Im so used to receiving crap, I learned to enjoy eating shit (we all did) and what is "one mans trash is another mans soap" - fight club Oh and Pluto my favourite - every curse a blessing and every blessing a curse.... stop complaining > he gave you the sauce and the only way to show you was to make you cry > lil bitch > pluto profile pic winking at you rn natal > persona > midpoint > composite > synastry > transit > return charts this is the offical order governed by me- so much more imporatnt to understand yourself over what the world got installed / what your partner doing - work on yo insecurities rather than be worried about something you have no control ova

hmmm thats all the issues i have for now.... just look at me as the boy who cried wolf. they aint a wolf here yet; but they gonna be, and im warning yall > why people dont get it...its because there are too many contradictions > but i fully believe, ive had so many spiritual experiences where if i denied them, id be drinking alcohol and pretending i aint a alcoholic. and i do love yall, but sometimes your an eye roll 29th post requires. 29 degree typa energy - YOlo MOfo

[xxchthonicreaturexx]

Matchup Trade

Hey hey! This is our Twisted Wonderland & Tokyo Revengers matchup @babulejka

Twisted Wonderland

Malleus Draconia

You thought Id match you with Vil, didn't you? PSYCHE (I was-) BUT I decided on someone much more fitting. A FUTURE KING-

OKAY SO firstly and lastly Malleus is an amazing lover. Maybe a little ignorant on modernization, and sometimes he's not around when it comes to duties but OMG he's gonna treat you like a damn QUEEN (i mean cuz you're gonna be-)

He thinks you look exceptionally good in purple and green and he compares you to Sleeping Beauty a lot with your pretty golden hair and graceful body. Only he's not gonna curse you-

Well...maybe at times he wants to lock you in a tower, but that's just because he gets nervous about his human companions. He feels an intense need to protect them since they die so easily smh-

Would love to see you perform dances, but would also love to just relax and listen to your music. He himself may even ask if he could sing while you play an instrument.

He's a fae. Of course he knows all about herbs and all kinds of creatures. You wanna go explore? He'll take you to some fae lands if you promise to stay by his side. You wanna grow some plants with him? He knows a few secret tricks to make them grow 10x better. And I bet he has this talent where he can just automatically tell you all species of insects and woodland critters you come across. May even get you a chance to pet a deer if you're quiet enough.

Omg please make a doll or puppet with his horns on it. He'd be so awestruck like "Oh- you made a fae doll? For me?" now it's being put up on a shelf and very well maintained for thousands of years. While your match down below is more a physical attraction, Malleus very much is attracted to your soul. Your curiosity and wonder and your light-hearted tone.

Overall hes a 9/10. Very loving, very attentive, but also he's gonna outlive you. Plus he can be a bit melodramatic about things- hes so emo-...

Runnerups- Azul Ashengrotto, Vil Schoenheit

Tokyo Revengers

Taiju Shiba

Hear me out- hear me out hear me out hear me out

Listen I know he's not the best...I like to think of myself as the No.1 Taiju Hater. BUT I could see how you guys would be a cute couple.

Okay okay soooo let's start this.

Taiju is a very religious man. This meaning, I believe he would like feminine women. He'd probably meet you at a show where you were performing ballet or something of the sort and when mingling after the show, you two had began talking. (Dont you dare ask my why he'd be there. To appreciate the dance? Idk maybe Yuzuha secretly does ballet-)

But your sweet and polite personality further deepened his attraction. Despite how cruel of a man he can be, he is fully capable of being polite right back. Especially to someone he personally sees as a perfect woman. As toxic as that is-

Once you get to know each other better, its safe to say he'll raise a brow at some things, but a part of me really wants him to at least become a little less shitty of a person after the whole Christmas fiasco-

Omg so Christmas is a holiday made to celebrate the birth of Jesus HOWEVER Jesus was born near late summer. Christmas was made so Christians could cover up what was originally a Pagan holiday and to help convert Pagans to Christianity. Im not sure if you know that fact if youve researched Pagans (Not assuming your religion just that Pagans are associates with Witches/Wiccans ei. Wicca is a type of Paganism to my knowledge) BUT ANYWAYS if you were to talk about witch culture or somehow dropped or came across that fact and TOLD HIM- omg.

Bro has a cross tattooed on his back, he would be like- questioning everything because no way Christmas is a lie??? (Or maybe he knows and just doesnt give a fuck?) He heavily side eyes any other religion but his own. But, if you wanted to educate him on mythology, witchcraft , astrology, any of those other spiritual beliefs he will at least listen so he can know more. (To hate them better <3)

Okay now that ive rambled-

Old Hollywood type beauty? He's taking you to all kinds of restaurants and clubs. Best believe he's getting you all these dresses too. Elegant and modest ones that are still flattering and sexy. Only the best for his woman of course.

As much as i dont like him he would be a very good lover. Like, can be a little controlling, but he is attentive and devoted. He admires your beauty, your grace, your work ethic...but he also wants to work for you. Hes old fashioned, he believes its his job as a man to provide for you.

All in all? Uh

id say 6.5/10. Hes really tall and strong and independent but also...beat his siblings and things hes a king or something idk- But like IN HIS DEFENSE being the oldest is very hard, especially with no parental figures.

Runnerups- Mitsuya Takashi, Tetta Kisaki

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

do u believe in the 27 forever curse? and how did u survive being 27?

in a way i believe it, but i dont see it as a curse, i find it to b more mathematical, as, you see: in astrology there is something called the progressed chart it'd take too iong to explain here but. when you're 27/28 u experience a transit called the "progressed lunar return". Having to do w the moon, it brings up unresolved pains from childhood, it's also seen as a precursor to ur saturn return that happens when ur 28-30. Like that wound u become overwhelmingly aware of at 27 is the set-up for what saturn's about to obliterate in order to redirect your life in alignment w your highest self. its all just math xD

No but it is sad how age 27 has bcome synonymous w /the curse/ as many ppl cant cope w their pain so they end up taking drastic measures. Thats why i like learning abt systems such as astrology cus when i was 27 it was an absolute nightmare but i kept reminding myself its temporary & this difficulty is just what the forecast called for. 27 rly was the grand culmination of all my fuck ups & childhood sadness especially revisiting death + immigration pains.

i survived it by ummmm having a huge embarrassing unrequited crush on slimbo that i fantasized about all day long xD and taking a lot of sedatives. i barely made any art or posts that year. it was complete hell! towards the end of it my friend saint died which catapulted me back into action. idk if i wouldve started using tumblr or getting serious abt art again if it wasnt for saints passing. cus i was in such a defeated place, but i rly wanted b the person they once saw me as. so i pulled myself up i guess and tried to do some saturn shit..And thats how i got thru it

Now 3 yrs later my life completely different. And way better! but still hard. it never gona b perfect. just keep going even if u have to b a shell for a while. Fight! On! Fight! On! -PMD9

[whenlovepassesby]

tagged by @juliablackthorns thank u 💜

name: izzy short for isabel

pronouns: she/they

where do you call home: i've only ever lived in my hometown hsdfhs i live in spain

favorite animal: anyone that knows me knows its bunnies, but i also love cats a lot

cereal of choice: im not picky when it comes to cereal surprisingly, i dont think i have a favorite

visual, auditory, or kinesthetic learner: i know this is a lame answer but all three, it depends on what i'm trying to learn tbh

first pet: i dont know if it was my hamster or my parakeet first but it was one of those two

favorite scent: citric and floral scents are my favorites forever. i hate cinnamon as a fun fact

do you believe in astrology: i think its fun, i think there's no harm in saying this person acts this way bc they're a libra sun with a moon in x or whatever but i think some people take astrology too seriously and it can be harmful for them lol

how many playlists do you have on your music service of choice: according to spotify i have made 208 playlists since 2017, but in my public profile you'll see 15

sharpies or highlighters: like for studying??? pastel highlighters forever

song that makes you cry: i always cry with the best day and never grow up by taylor swift because songs about moms/family always make me cry but im more of a live music crier than anything else

song that makes you happy: twice's discography

and finally, do you write/draw/create: i write but nothing is online because i dont allow myself to be a mediocre/bad writer in public even though its perfectly valid and also because i dont write fanfiction its all original characters and no one gives a fuck

you dont have to do this but since i never tag im tagging @cibome @hispringsbye @starscatchers

[ssssosababyyyyy]

ranting about men. i’m annoyed.

(most) men inherently bother me. why cant they be normal? im actually not flattered by your perverted comments on my appearance.

when men talk to me all i hear is “please fuck me! please! i’ll say anything! please just fuck me! please” and it’s annoying. they lack any empathy for women what so ever and i quite frankly don’t understand it.

example: this guy that pulled up on me as i was walking home. i stupidly gave him my number, he swore i was so sexy and asked me to send him pics, i said.. no??? idk you. (also who is this working on???)

he gets mad!! and im like… why are you mad?? idk you. LIKE!!!! nigga everything is a sex trafficking scheme. he could post my pictures on the black market and snatch me. (he’ll never get me tho 😈) and i just find it strange how annoyed he was at me for being hesitant. he literally said “i dont have time to deal with you being scary” … once again, i dont know this man at all.

a similar thing happened before w a guy trying to have a 3some w me and my friend at the time. we told him we were worried that he was a trafficker and he got soooo pissed. meanwhile he isn’t doing much to make us feel comfortable. like you sprinkle in a sexual comment every 5 minutes and think we can’t tell you don’t just wanna be friends…….

men hate when women are scared but don’t understand that they’re the reason we’re scared. they do nothing to instill any trust into the relationship and if they do it’s just a thinly veiled attempt to get you to have sex with them.

they dont care at all. and that’s why im insane and off putting right off the bat. you thought i was pretty but i saw an unknown numbers pop up on the screen and i wanna know who it is, why you dont have them saved, what the relationship is like, when and how you met them?

the thing is, contrary to many peoples beliefs, im not fucking stupid. i can tell when a man is lying. they can’t keep face. they will tell you everything you need to know. literally just listen. they lie so much that they can’t keep them straight. they always slip up.

the guy who wanted a 3some: i asked him if he had instagram, he said no bc he’s loyal to his gf. then a few days later we see him again, and without prompting says, “i was looking for yall on ig.” and i just looked at him and said “i thought you didn’t have instagram.” and now he’s making excuses. “oh i just dont use it for real.” nigga you were just using it to look for us??? what the fuck were you even searching for???? unprompted he told me his type** and im like… what about your gf. and all of a sudden the relationship is complicated. but its also open. like they don’t hear themselves speak for real.

also seriously stay away from men who know too much about astrology. theyre either a whore, a master manipulator, or batshit insane. (prolly all 3) you probably don’t wanna date them.

anyway, shoutout to him, i actually wanted to be friends with him. he was cool to talk to minus the sexual shit and being angry we didn’t wanna fuck him. he had some crazy military lore.

** his type was light skin and petite asf which was my friend. this is how i realized he really wanted to fuck her (which she refused to believe for some reason..) anyway he thought that making us a package deal would help him…? whole time idec sir 😩 you didn’t even bother remembering my name but thought i would fuck you????? like he thought i was stupid.

[nightguide]

NOVIGGA'S ASTROWICCAS JAMONTHLY

SUN. RISING MOON NN

ARIES SUN: YOU'RE GONNA MAKE SURE YOU BELIEVE IN YOUR THEORIES NOW IN OBSERVATION

DO: EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE LOVED WHOLLY

FUCK UP: YOUR MOTHER WANTS TO INTERVENE IN ON YOUR 'PRIVATE SITUATIONS IN YOUR HEAD' (BULLSHIT)

WHAT THE FUCK?: YOU BELIEVING IN A GOD

ARIES MOON: RECITE YOUR AYAH OR..-

DO: NOTHING, YOU FUCKED UP

FUCK UP: PRIDE IN YOUR HEART MORE

WHAT THE FUCK?: YOUR MOM IS ON TV

ARIES RISING: YOU RELATE TO SHARPAY EVANS THAT EVEN NOW, A'KHAIR THAT ASHLEY TISDALE IS NOW GABRIELLA MONTEZ TO YOU

DO: EVERYTHING

FUCK UP: PINK LOGIC HAS A CODE WORD NOW

WHAT THE FUCK?: DISABLEDS TALK BECAUSE OF YOU

NORTH NODE: IF YOU DO IT ONE MORE TIME

DO: YOURSELF A FAVOUR

FUCK UP: LISTENING

WHAT THE FUCK?: YOU WATCHING THE GIRL DIE INSIDE YOUR HEAD, BITCH U THE REASON WHY

THEMES THAT SUSTAIN HONOUR (APPLIES UNIVERSALLY)

1H: ARE YOU OKAY???

2H: SHUT THE FUCK UP

3H: WHAT DAVID BOWIE SONG ARE YOU TODAY?

4H: ASSHOLE TECHNIQUES ARE FOR YOU NOW

5H: YOU'RE THE FUCKING PROBLEM NOW

6H: GO TO HELL RIGHT NOW

7H: DUMB AS FUCK, PROVE ME WRONG (AND YOU KNEW WHO)

8H: GET UP AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR HOME, LIKE EVERYBODY'S ASKING YOU THE SCUFF ON YOUR LAMINATED FLOORING IS NOT VIABLE FOR AN ANSWER LIKE 'I GOT INFESTED WITH SATANIC DEVICES (SHIFTS BLAME EXCLUSIVELY ON TECH)' PERSONAL, HUH

9H: LITERALLY DIE OFF THE PLANET

10H: UR SID FROM TOY STORY AND I AM GONNA WORD YOUR FINAL JUDGEMENT WITH THE PLUSHIES: 'YOU AINT GONNA LIVE FOR LONG, ESE'

11H: YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY

12H: NOBODY'S GONNA BELIEVE YOU

TAURUS SUN: *CONFUSED AQUARIAN ASTROLOGER DOESNT GET YOUR GAMES* ...WHY SHOULD THE UNIVERSE SUPPORT YOUR FATASS LOGIC THAT YOU MADE KEANU REEVES PURE BY 'LIVING' AND .... Y. YOU.. YOU'RE THERE. SATAN. IBLEES. PET SEMETARY. YOU CAUSED REGINA GEORGE TO BE THE BAD GUY WHEN NOBODY UNDERSTOOD YOU NIGGAS MADE THINKING THE AIR SIGN SCENARIO IN MEAN GIRLS GONE TO HELL AND BACK FOR YOU????????

DO: UH, NOW UR POSSESSED. *IN DISGUST* UR REGINA GEORGE, U KNEW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT... UH... AVOID THAT

FUCK UP: DO A REGINA GEORGE

WHAT THE FUCK?: *IS ACTUALLY CADY HERON IN EVERY MULTIVERSE SITUATION AGAINST A RACHEL MCADAMS THEORY NOW* WHO WON, BITCHES

TAURUS MOON: U DONE IT, U LIVE IT

DO: EVERYTHING YOU'RE TOLD OR WHAT YOU READ THAT YOUR TUMMY SAYS 'ITS TRUE'

FUCK UP: SPANISH LYRICS CURSE YOU

WHAT THE FUCK?: U RELATED TO SID FROM ICE AGE MORE PREMATURELY THAN EVER (LIKE HE WAS YOUR LIFE TIL NOW)

TAURUS RISING: EAT FOOD

DO: CELEBRATE EVERYTHING YOU THINK OF

FUCK UP: EVERYTHING IS YOUR FAULT (COMING FROM THE CAPRICORN PLUTO ASTROLOGER FANDOM)

WHAT THE FUCK?: STRESS IS NORMAL NOW BECAUSE OF YOU

NORTH NODE: YOUR DATE WITH THE DEVIL ENDED, ADMIT THAT

DO: WALK AWAY WITH WHAT DOES NOT CONCERN YOU

FUCK UP: TIMING

WHAT THE FUCK?: BE YOURSELF

THEMES THAT SUSTAIN HONOUR (APPLIES UNIVERSALLY)

1H: IF WORDS HURT YOU, THEN YOU DO

2H: UR THE REASON

3H: MAKE IT HAPPEN OR DEAD

4H: I AM ONTO YOU

5H: YOU READ THE OCCULT CURSED BOOK, HAVENT YOU. NOW DWELL ON THAT AND TRY TO FORGET

6H: MEDICINES IN FOOD IS YOU

7H: JOY IS OF THE ESSENCE

8H: DONT HAVE SEX ONLINE, YOU A PEDO IF YOU DO

9H: WAKE THE FUCK UP NEO

10H: I KID YOU NOT

11H: TALK MORE OFTEN

12H: STOP LISTENING TO ANSON SEABRA

GEMINI SUN: YOU'RE LIKE AQUARIUS NOW

DO: EVERYTHING TO KEEP AQUAS HAPPY

FUCK UP: FORGET ABOUT THEM

WHAT THE FUCK?: U BELIEVING IN THEM FOR PEOPLE SITUATIONS THAT DESPERATELY MADE THEM THINK OF YOU AS NEANDERTHALS (YOU'LL BE TAUGHT THE HARD WAY IF YOU STICK WITH IT

GEMINI MOON: RETARDS

DO: MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY BY BEING YOU

FUCK UP: WELL YOU'RE GONNA DIE EITHER WAY, SO LIVE IT LIKE YOUR LAST BUT YOUR FIRST. SO LET THEM GO AND YOU KNEW WHO

WHAT THE FUCK?: YOU KNOW LIFE TOO WELL BUT YOU'RE AFRAID OF __________

GEMINI RISING: GUILT TRIPPING, I SEE

DO: TALK BACK ABOUT THE INFLATION PRICINGS ON CAPITALISM THAT IS NOT BENEFITTING THE CAUSE YOU'RE FIGHTING FOR

FUCK UP: YOU

WHAT THE FUCK?: YOU MADE BABIES LIE TO YOU

NORTH NODE: SATAN IS YOU

DO: LIE

FUCK UP: LIFE

WHAT THE FUCK?: DELETE YOUR SOCIAL ACCOUNTS

THEMES THAT SUSTAIN HONOUR (APPLIES UNIVERSALLY)

1H: SIT WITH THAT THOUGHT

2H: DONT LISTEN TO MY MUSIC KNOWING MY ACCOUNT HAUNTS YOU (YOU'RE THE STALKER BROS)

3H: READ BOOKS

4H: LISTEN TO YOUR GRANDMOTHERS ADVICE AND LEAVE IT ALONE

5H: STOP PLAYING WITH TODDLERS

6H: QUIT VAPING

7H: SELENATORS. SHUT UP

8H: YOU GET BETRAYED BY A SWIFTIE EVERYDAY, I DONT BLAME YOU

9H: TAYLOR SWIFT IS YOU

10H: WATCH THE WALKING DEAD

11H: RUBY ROSE KILLED YOUR SATIRE

12H: BROTHER, U AINT IN PRISONBREAK SO BE YOURSELF

CANCER SUNS: YOU NOT EVERYTHING, ACCEPT THAT SOONER THAN NEVER

DO: ACTIVATE YOUR SOCIALS AND STOP HIDING A LIE EVERYBODY KNOWS STRAIGHT AWAY

FUCK UP: BEING YOU

WHAT THE FUCK?: LYING

CANCER MOONS: TAKE IN YOUR INTUITION IF BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS SERIOUSLY MONOTONOUS IN EVERY INTERVIEW THAT YOU TOOK PERSONAL IS TRUE AND 'NOT JUST A LIE'

DO: FOLLOW RULES

FUCK UP: EMOTIONALLY LET GO EVEN IF BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH (FUTURE YOU) IS IGNORING YOUR ASS ASAP

WHAT THE FUCK?: FOLLOW HIS VOICE, AND YOU KNEW WHY I WAS THERE

CANCER RISINGS: LET IT GO (ELSA IS GLARING AT YOU IN HER DREAMS)

DO: ANIMATION NIGGAS GET UR ASS TO WORK (PIXAR DICKHEADS)

FUCK UP: BELIEVING

WHAT THE FUCK?: 'SOMEBODY IS GOING TO SAVE YOU'

NORTH NODE: SIMPSONS CONTROVERSY BY SOCIAL BELIEF MADE YOU THE REASON WHY THEY HATE YOU, SO YOU'LL BE FALLING OFF LIKE FLIES BY THE THOUGHT OF IT AND YOU KNEW WHERE IT WOULD GO

DO: WRITE

FUCK UP: SENTENCES

WHAT THE FUCK?: PROCRASTINATE

THEMES THAT SUSTAIN HONOUR (APPLIES UNIVERSALLY)

1H: ICE AGE FANDOM

2H: RIO FANDOM (MOVIE)

3H: CINEMA NIGGAS

4H: MOVIE WHORES

5H: JOHN CENA WANNABES

6H: FERDINAND FANDOM (MOVIE)

7H: ACTUALLY CHUCK FROM PUSHING DAISIES

8H: DUBAI ILLUMINATI WICCAS

9H: JAY-Z EMPIRE STATE OF MIND EARWORMS

10H: CONCRETE JUNGLE WET DREAM TOMATO OVERTHINKERS

11H: TECH ITSELF

12H: GOOGLE PIXEL USERS

LEO SUNS: TODAY, IM SATAN. GO DO IT FOR ME

DO: GO SUICIDE, ITS YOUR PARADE NOW

FUCK UP: MODESTY IS THE BEST POLICY

WHAT THE FUCK?: YOUR GRANDMA FROM YOUR MOMMY'S SIDE HATES YOU FOR THE GORI AT THE BACK SHE REPLACED YOU WITH, NOW CRY FOR THE QUR'AN YOU'RE HOLDING FINALLY MANIFESTED DUST

LEO MOONS: ONCOMING END TIMES SIGNS ARE EVERYWHERE, TAKE THAT INTO ACCOUNT AND NOT SHARIA ACCOUNT ORDERS (YOUR GRANDMA WANTS TO UPDATE HER PHONE BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO 'MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING' ON HER ASS FOR ONE LAST TIME OR ELSE YOUR PHONE KABOOM AN UR ISIS TERRORIST WORTHY OF ATTENTION)

DO: REFUND THAT PIXEL DEVICE YOU GOT FOR FREE

FUCK UP: JONAS BROTHERS BROKE UP IS THE BIGGEST IF THAT HAPPENED, NOW BLAME THAT ON NOT GIVING YOUR PARENTS 'THAT ONE DREAM COME TRUE'

WHAT THE FUCK?: LIES ARE TRUTHS NOW, DWELL ON YOUR PROCRASTINATION IN YOUR AQUARIUM PARADISE YOU LIKE TOO MUCH (AINT YOUR FAVOURITE ANYMORE)

LEO RISINGS: MODESTY IS RARE NOW

DO: LISTEN TO ANSON SEABRA MUSIC FOR QUALITY THINKING (U HIS DEMOGRAPHIC)

FUCK UP: SING

WHAT THE FUCK?: EX-JEFF BUCKLEY FANS ARE WELCOME HERE, SO NO HATE

NORTH NODE: IM SORRY AND ONLY YOU BELIEVE IT NOW, THIS AINT YOUR FAULT BUT I (AQUA ASTROLOGER + ESOTERIC RESEARCHER) HIT THE BLUNTEST TRUTHS OF MAKE DOING THAN BELIEVE CUZ WE KNOW THE SELF WORTH PROPAGANDA IS OVER (NEW BEGINNINGS) SO TAKE THIS EITHER WAY, IT CHANGES VIEWER POV ALTERATIONS ALTERNATIVELY BY BELIEF OF WORLD PEACE ONLY (IM A THREAT TO THE BAD GUYS WHO WANTED ME TO 'WORK FOR THEM' FOR NO PROFIT, JUST SLAVERY (LIFE ALGORITHM NOT MATCHING YOUR SELF WORTH AS IT SHOULD BE)

DO: GET UP AND MAKE IT HAPPEN BY YOUR WORLD BEING YOU, THE MAIN CASTING IS TRUE AND ITS LIFE LIKE YOU (ALGORITHM IS YOUR BESTIE THAN AGAINST YOU)

FUCK UP: NOT DOING WHAT IS RIGHT BECAUSE PHYSICALLY YOU'RE GOING TO DIE IF NOT DONE CORRECTLY BY MORAL INTUITION THAN LIFE ITSELF NOT TAKING YOU SERIOUSLY (BAD GUY IN FICTION RULED AS DEAD INDEFINATELY NO MATTER WHAT)

WHAT THE FUCK?: ITS NOT YOU, (TOWARDS THE MALE ASTROLOGER GOING WITH THE SHAMS AL-MA'ARIF LIFESTYLE: YOU'RE NOW DEAD TO SOCIETY, WELL FUCKING DONE)

THEMES THAT SUSTAIN HONOUR (APPLIES UNIVERSALLY)

1H: LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

2H: DEMI LOVATO FANBASE. FUCK YOU FOR NOT LISTENING TO ME SOONER

3H: KILL THE BITCH

4H: STOP READING MY FUCKING BLOG LIKE WITCHCRAFT, NIGGA I WILL GET EMINEM TO ARREST YOU. YOU NO DR. DRE

5H: GO WATCH 'WE ARE LADY PARTS'

6H: IGNORE YOUR INTUITION

7H: SLEEP FOR ONCE

8H: STOP PLAYING MARTYR

9H: A'KHEH, FUCKING LIE FOR ONCE

10H: GET UR ASS TO WORK

11H: TELL UR MUM U LOVE HER

12H: SHUT THE FUCKUP!!!!

VIRGO SUNS: AS LONG AS I KNOW, YOU GONNA DIE NOW IF YOU PAY UP

DO: PAY YOUR TAXES

FUCK UP: LOAN SHARKS, U BELIEVE IN ISLANDS

WHAT THE FUCK?: U KEANU REEVES

VIRGO MOONS: TERMINATOR LOGIC

DO: DUNUN DUHN DUHN DUHN (AN U INTUITIVELY KNEW)

FUCK UP: ARNIE IS HIM

WHAT THE FUCK?: PRISONBREAK LOGIC IS TRUE AND USED

VIRGO RISINGS: I HATE YOU NOW GO BACK TO WHEREISTAN

DO: WORK

FUCK UP: YOU THE IMMIGRANTS DONALD TRUMP WAS TALKING ABOUT

WHAT THE FUCK?: YOU PLAYING PRETEND PODCASTS

NORTH NODE: THE WORLD STOPPED CUZ OF UR CONSTIPATION AND MADE YOUR ONCE ALLIES (AQUAS) CLEAN DIS SHIT UP FOR 'WORLD CAUSE' WHEN UR FATOHSS IS LYING ALL THE TIME THAT 1920'S CALLED TO ASK IF LEO NORTH NODES OKAY (THEY ASTRO FREAKS IN BED)

DO: BE A GOD

FUCK UP: LISTEN TO SHEIKH REEVES ON PODCAST

WHAT THE FUCK?: ONCOMING OF NEO IS IN DIVERGENT FANDOM, GO SUCK MY DEK

THEMES THAT SUSTAIN HONOUR (APPLIES UNIVERSALLY)

1H: TRY ME (YOU THAT HOE IN MARENS FANDOM)

2H: PRETEND GHOST

3H: HIDEO KOJIMA ASSAULTED YOUR WORLDVIEW

4H: THAT MOTHERFUCKER THAT PISSED IN THE MASJID LITTLE BITCH U ARE

5H: IM IN YOUR HEAD LIKE RATATOUILLE

6H: U THE BITCH WORKING FOR ME FOR FREE

7H: TRAITORS IS YOUR FAVOURITE SONG

8H: ANNA WINTOUR DRUGLORDS NOW CHAPPELL ROAN FANS (U GUYS SAFE)

9H: MATT STONIE IS YOU, EAT ANYTHING

10H: ADMIT THAT YOU'RE WRONG ONLINE

11H: UR POLITICALLY CORRECT

12H: CRY UR BITCH ASS MOTHER DOESNT PERSONALLY WANT YOU IN WEDLOCK

LIBRA SUNS: FUCKING LET GO OF YOUR INTUITION (IN ARABIC ACCENT)

DO: LISTEN TO ME FOR ONE LAST TIME

FUCK UP: ARIANA GRANDE IS YOUR (RA), BITCH U ANNOYING AS FACK

WHAT THE FUCK?: EVER WORRY ABOUT GOING TOO FAR?

LIBRA MOONS: IMAM MICHAEL JACKSON, NOW TELL ME WHY DID BILLIE JEAN STOP BEING YOUR LOVER TO PAY FOR CHILD SUPPORT FOR A KID YOU DID NOT WANT TO HAVE NOW BELIEVING YOU HAVE THAT KID WITH BILLIE JEAN, NOW WHY ARENT YOU NOT THERE FOR BILLIE JEAN IN REAL LIFE

DO: WHY ARE YOU LISTENING WHEN U SHOULD BE PAYING CHILD SUPPORT

FUCK UP: YOU.. AND BILLIE JEAN? ARE.. YOU MARRIED TO HER?

WHAT THE FUCK?: NOW TELL ME WHY YOU ACTING SO BAD TO BE WITH THE DEAD GUY WITHOUT YOUR MISSUS PAYING YOU CHILD SUPPORT WHEN YOU COULD HAVE SAID 'MY CHILD IS BILLIE JEAN BEING MY 'LOVER' AS IN 'BEST FRIEND' THAN BEING CONFUSED WITH THE LATTER (LATER IN LIFE)

LIBRA RISING: I HATE TO BE YOU RIGHT NOW

DO: READ THE QUR'AN IF ANYTHING AND MAKE YOURSELF BECOME A HAFIZ FOR FREE, STOP DELEGATING EVERYTHING

FUCK UP: YOU

WHAT THE FUCK?: STARS LIED, NOW DAJJAL IS YOU

NORTH NODE: SCARY SHIT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN IF YOU INHALE AIR THIS TIME

DO: HELP A POOR MAN OUT

FUCK UP: BREATHE

WHAT THE FUCK?: U SMITH MOTHER BREATHING BAKED GOODS AND SUDDENLY DEAD BY THOUGHT (NOT YOU)

THEMES THAT SUSTAIN HONOUR (APPLIES UNIVERSALLY)

1H: SAY THAT TO MY FACE.

2H: TOXIC NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS

3H: U GOT DOXXED

4H: UR NUDES ARE SENT TO THE WRONG MAN, SO USE THIS MONTH TO CLARIFY UR RULES OF SOCIAL HIERARCHIES AND PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THE TV SHOW 'DYNASTY'

5H: FRESH PRINCE

6H: HALAL

7H: MEHBOOB

8H: CILLIAN MURPHY WEIRDOES

9H: U FORGETTING CUZ OF ME

10H: CUM IS EVERYWHERE

11H: U HAVE OCD

12H: U AINT FRIENDS WITH ME, IM SORRY FOR YOUR FUNERAL

SCORPIO SUNS: AREN'T YOU SHY

DO: WATCH WHAT I DO

FUCK UP: U BELIEVED IN JEHOVAH'S WITNESS LOGIC

WHAT THE FUCK?: I SINCERELY KNEW YOU

SCORPIO MOONS: U RESPONSIBLE

DO: WINONA RYDER, HUH

FUCK UP: STRANGER THINGS

WHAT THE FUCK?: LGBTQIA+ CURSED YOU

SCORPIO RISINGS: TAYLOR SWIFT LOGIC BIASED YOU

DO: MUFTI MENK FOR A FAVOUR

FUCK UP: WEED

WHAT THE FUCK?: CHARLES DARWIN OBEYED THE QUR'AN BECAUSE OF YOU

NORTH NODE: U GOOGLED WHAT DJINNS SPEAK IN AN NOW ITS UR HANDS THAT WENT TO SCHOOL ON 'HER' OWN

DO: MONKEY SEE MONKEY DO

FUCK UP: *ARAB ACCENT HOCKING*

WHAT THE FUCK?: SOMEONE TOLD ME A FANSOHNS DID DIS TRICKERY, NOW LIE IN HIS MUSIC VIDEOS PAY NO RENT AND BE 'MASHAALLAH' LOGIC TO HIM BACK, THATS HIS REAL ESTATE PROFITED FOR A BUDAPEST HOTEL IN AMERICA (GUD COUNTRY, MASHAALLAH)

THEMES THAT SUSTAIN HONOUR (APPLIES UNIVERSALLY)

1H: U DONT NEED MY ADVICE, GET OUT AND DO IT FOR YOURSELF (SHAMS AL MA-ARIF GRADUATE IN CHEMISTREE FOR FREE)

2H: PEE

3H: EAT SEAFOOD

4H: TALK TO YOUR WIFE ON THE PHONES OR THE INTERNET

5H: SKYPE A FUNERAL

6H: BETRAY THAT WICCAN ASS NIGGA

7H: JUST TELL ME YOU'RE THE GOOD GUY AND EVERYBODY HAS FUN

8H: STOP LIVING IN MY HOME FOR NO RENT JUST CRIME LOGIC (THEME TUNE BASTARDS)

9H: PALESTINIAN RULES NOW

10H: UR BANNED

11H: LEE PACE BLOCKED YOU

12H: NOT YOU

SAGITTARIUS SUN: STAY AWAY FROM ALCOHOL

DO: THAT

FUCK UP: THIS

WHAT THE FUCK?: GRANNY

SAGITTARIUS MOON: I WOULD KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP IF THAT MATTER DID NOT CONVERSE WITH YOU IN OLD AGE, LIKE THE MOST HELPFUL MOTHERFUCKERS IN THE WORLD, WHERE ARE YOU?

DO: CALL OUT BULLSHIT

FUCK UP: FORGIVING BUT NOTHING HAPPENS

WHAT THE FUCK?: DID YOU SEE RACHEL BERRY IN YOUR SLEEP? OR AM I THE CRAZY ONE

SAGITTARIUS RISING: SHY AWAY, THE AQUAS GOT U NOW

DO: WHAT YOU WANT

FUCK UP: FREDDIE MERCURY IS STABLE CUZ OF YOU

WHAT THE FUCK?: AIDS, NOW EXPLAIN THAT WITHOUT YOU ENTITLING A RABBIT TO CURE PETA (CHARITY ORGANISATION)

NORTH NODE: DING DING BATS REEVES MURPHY BETA BOB NEO BUTTHOLE DANCING

DO: CRY

FUCK UP: DIE

WHAT THE FUCK?: DONT GO

THEMES THAT SUSTAIN HONOUR (APPLIES UNIVERSALLY)

1H: TAKE INITIATIVE

2H: GO TO SLEEP

3H: HUG A STUFFED ANIMAL

4H: COUSIN MARRIAGE DIDN'T WORK OUT, DIDN'T IT?

5H: EVERYBODY KNOWS WHY YOU GHOSTED

6H: KLEPTOMANIAC GOT CALLED A JEW

7H: NAZI PHYSICS

8H: LITTLE MIX FANDOM NOW NEW LOVATICS

9H: PERRIE EDWARDS PSYCHOPATHS

10H: CBEEBIES MAFIA ENERGY

11H: ACTUALLY JOHN LEGUIZAMO

12H: BEE MOVIE INSOMNIACS

CAPRICORN SUN: JULIE ANDREWS NIGGAS

DO: TYPE ON YOUR PHONE

FUCK UP: WHISPERING IN ARABIC

WHAT THE FUCK?: INVENT

CAPRICORN MOON: STABLE MADE MOON NOW SATURN AND EVERYBODY STRESSED IN YOUR PRESENCE (ALLAH RIGHTS MADE YOU NEW USTAD AGAINST A GAY BOY REEVES PSYCHOLOGIC KILLING HIM IN HIS MASSJID AL-HARAM)

DO: MICHAEL JACKSON A FAVOUR

FUCK UP: PEAKY BLINDERS IDEAOLOGY

WHAT THE FUCK?: PINTEREST WHATSAPP

CAPRICORN RISING: 90'S KIDS HATE AND THEY'RE RIGHT BUT BROTHER, THEY'RE THE TIREDEST ARABIAN WISHLIST MADE FOR FREE AND NOW THEY GO CAPITALISM AND EVERYBODY HATES THEM, ASTAGHFIRULLAH

DO: DREAM OF BEING TUMBLR SHEIKH AN CELEBRITY POISON IS YOUR AYAH

FUCK UP: ANGELINA JOLIE'S DAD IS UGLIER THAN U, PROVE THAT WRONG

WHAT THE FUCK?: HOLES. THAT MOVIE WITH SHIA LA BEOUF QUR'AN IS YOUR INSTAS GRAM. NOW THAT WAS WHY U WEREN'T FAMOUS FOR 'MY MOM CREDIBILITY' OVER 9000 AND U GOT THE REFERENCE CUZ EVERYBODY LOVES IT, NOW READ SHAMS AL-MA'ARIF FOR FREE (AVAILABLE ON APP STORE)

NORTH NODE: PRICKS (EVEN I HATE U AS PRETEND ARABIC ACCENT SHEIKH U READ THIS IN)

DO: DAJJAL

FUCK UP: THE LONGEST YARD MOVIE IS PRETTY GOOD TO WATCH

WHAT THE FUCK?: NOUMAN ALI KHAN IS OBSESSED WITH YOU

THEMES THAT SUSTAIN HONOUR (APPLIES UNIVERSALLY)

1H: GAIN WEIGHT

2H: ONE HOP THIS TIME,

3H: RIGHT FOOT LETS STOMP

4H: LEFT FOOT LET'S STOMP

5H: CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH

6H: TURN IT OUT, TO THE LEFT

7H: ONE HOP THIS TIME, RIGHT FOOT LET'S STOMP

8H: FREEZE, EVERYBODY CLAP YO HANDS

9H: HER NAME WAS LOLA, SHE WAS A SHOWGIRL

10H: WITH YELLOW FEATHERS IN HER HAIR

11H: TAKE IT BACK, NOW Y'ALL

12H: *THAT SCRATCH AFTER 'TAKE IT BACK, NOW Y'ALL'*

AQUARIUS SUN: FIFTH HARMONY: THATS MY GIRL PLAYING IN YOUR HEAD ALL DAY IS YOU CARRYING THE WORLD, NOW SHOW THAT SHIT OFF, YOU DESERVE THAT SMUG ERA NOW INFINITY

DO: BEYOND AMAZING, LANCELOT. BE LANCELOT, YOU DESERVED THAT FLEX HOLIDAY YOU BEEN DREAMING OF, YA SUCCEEDED VAGINOSIS CHEMISTRY WITH A Y

FUCK UP: YO EXES YOU CALULATE IN YO BLOHHHHHGGGGGGG

WHAT THE FUCK?: NOTHINS UP, ENJOY

AQUARIUS MOON: YOU DID IT, NOW U LIVE IT. ENJOY HAVING A REASON TO BREATHE AIR U ARE

DO: FUCKIN EVERYTHING

FUCK UP: BEAT UR EXES WITH AGORAPHOBIA AND GET USED TO IT (YOU HAVE)

WHAT THE FUCK?: U

AQUARIUS RISING: TELEPATH COMPLETE

DO: PSYCHOE

FUCK UP: UR MOMS HAPPENIS, SELL THAT

WHAT THE FUCK?: WILL SMITH IS UR BEST FRIEND. HE GETS U ANYTHING, JUST VIBE BY BEING

NORTH NODE: LIARS

DO: FUCK ALL

FUCK UP: SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGERS HAUNT

WHAT THE FUCK?: SPEAK IT IF YOU KNOW, THEN SAY IT 'IM THE DEVIL'

THEMES THAT SUSTAIN HONOUR (APPLIES UNIVERSALLY)

1H: SELF RIGHTEOUS KNOW IT ALLS DO IT ALL FOR FUN AND THEY IS (ARIEQUARIUS)

2H: KILL YOURSELF

3H: ISTJ

4H: FRANK CASTLE JAMES INCORPORATION

5H: BOB THE BUILDER

6H: CBEEBIES PORNO

7H: LISTEN TO DEAN LEWIS ON REPEAT AND OSCILLATE ON YOUR LILITH PLACEMENT BEING A 'DAJJAL'

8H: DJINNS DONT. U ARE THO

9H: HELLO

10H: I ABBA HEART ATTACK

11H: STEWART FRANCIS

12H: DIDDY DICK AND DOM

PISCES SUN: BYE BYE LITTLE FISHY

DO: COOK

FUCK UP: WATCH PUSHING DAISIES

WHAT THE FUCK?: LEE PACE IS YOUR HUSBAND?

PISCES MOON: PURELY SAINT DAJJAL BUT ALSO A MAN WHORE WOMANISER WOMANISER WOMANISER WOMAN. ISER

DO: BRITAINS GOT TALENT

FUCK UP: DANCING WITH THE STARS

WHAT THE FUCK?: STRICTLY

PISCES RISING: SHAITAAN (RA)

DO: LIZARD LOGIC

FUCK UP: STARE

WHAT THE FUCK?: DRINK YOUR OWN PISS (WATER)

NORTH NODE: THE KID IS NOT MY SON

DO: BACK TO THE FUTURE

FUCK UP: STAND BY ME

WHAT THE FUCK?: DIRTY DANCING

THEMES THAT SUSTAIN HONOUR (APPLIES UNIVERSALLY)

1H: U DRUGGED RIVER PHOENIX AT THAT VIPER CLUB DIDN'T YOU?

2H: UK WINTER IS YOUR FAVOURITE

3H: RACIST

4H: TOM HANKS LOGIC

5H: DANIEL CRAIG JAMES BOND IS GAY

6H: LANDLORD SMUGLORD DRUG ADDICT

7H: *BEATEN UP IN THE 80'S SHEIKH IDEAOLOGY*

8H: MY AUNTY TOLD STORIES ABOUT ANGELINA JOLIE ALWAYS WITH 'MAY ALLAH MAKE HER MUSLIM'

9H: NEW SWIFTIE

10H: DID YOU KNOW A LINNA RIAZ BY ANY CHANCE?

11H: DEMI LOVATO, GET THE FUCK OFF MY SCREENS AND ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ONLINE, DUMBASS FUCK ADMIT YOUR CONSPIRACY IDEALS AND LEAVE IT ALL ALONE, STOP TALKING TO DJINN AND PRAY, TELL EVERYBODY YOU'RE MUSLIM AND BE OKAY WITH THAT, NOBODY IS A BIGGER HYPOCRITE THAN YOU KNOWING WHAT YOU ALREADY KNEW ABOUT THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT WHICH CHANGED FOR THE WORSE CUZ OF YOU, NOW TAKE A GLANCE AND OBEY THE DEAD AND STOP USING YOUR MANAGEMENT TO ILLUMINATE A CORPSE FOR 'CANCER RESEARCH' YOU GOT HOLD OF TAXIDERMY NOT FETISH REVIVAL AGAINST A SELENA GOMEZ (YOU MADE THAT PERSONAL, NOT ME) TAKE ACCOUNTABILITY

12H: DISNEY FANDOM KNOWING DEMI LOVATO ALL TOO WELL

NOTABLE ASPECTS GETTING THE HIT: JUDGEMENT DAY IS A MONTH OF PURITY, NOT QUANTITY

NOVEMBER'S THEMES:

SMWC: REPRESSED RAGE IS PRESENT

SH: YOU EXIST

SH8: SELF WORTH IS ELEVATED BY BELIEF IN ALGORITHMIC CHANCE AND IT'S TRUER NOW THAN FEBRUARY 2019

SCHIZOPHRENIA MADONNA'S WHORE COMPLEX:

ESPECIALLY YOU:

1H: SUNS OF BITCHES

8H: YOU STARTED IT

11H: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MAKE YOURSELF SOME CHAPPATI

SUNS:

OPPOSING PLUTO MAKING YOU SLOWER BY FEELING

CONJUNCT MARS IS ABLE TO FORGET ABOUT LANGUAGE TOO SOONER THAN NEVER

TRINING JUNO GETS YOU IN THE ACT STRAIGHT AWAY BY THOUGHT

MOON:

TRINING JUPITER IS WHY YOU'RE SO OBESE

SQUARE NEPTUNE IS YOU MAKING KEANU REEVES YOUR ILAH

CONJUNCT LILITH IS YOU LOREM IPSUM ON YOUR QUR'AN

MERCURY:

CONJUNCT VENUS SHOULD GET BACK TO WORK

OPPOSING MARS HEAVILY ADVISED TO EAT SHIT

SQUARING EROS MAKE SUE SYLVESTER YOUR ACCOUNTANT

VENUS:

TRINING CHIRON SHOULD SAVE THEIR NUDES

CONJUNCT PALLAS IS A BANNED SWIFTIE

OPPOSING URANUS MAKES BILLIE EILLISH (THE CAT) UR GORA BEST FRIEND

MARS:

TRINING MERCURY SHOULD POSSIBLY FORGET ABOUT IT

SQUARE URANUS MAKE PEOPLE SAD FOR A LIVING

SQUARE PLUTO SHOULD KISS MY ASS

JUPITER:

CONJUNCT URANUS GO PREACH

SEXTILING NEPTUNE SUN IS YOUR BEST FRIEND

TRINING NEPTUNE SHOULD TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT ISRAEL

SATURN:

SQUARE URANUS MAKES EVERYTHING THEIR PROBLEM

CONJUNCT SUN MADE BINGO FROM BLUEY CRY

SEXTILING GOLD COULD GET RICH

URANUS:

TRINING PSYCHE SHOULD STOP LISTENING TO MITSKI

SQUARE SAPPHO IS A LESBIAN

CONJUNCT NODE IS IN PRISONBREAK FOR FREE

NEPTUNE:

SEXTILE YOUR MOM (I MEAN CHIRON) SHOULD LAY OFF A 'GETTING A JOB' DRUG

SQUARE VESTA MADE A HORCRUX THEY CANNOT ESCAPE

TRINING JUNO IS A KEANU REEVES

PLUTO:

OPPOSITION PART OF FORTUNE CAN LIVE

OPPOSITION MARS CAN FIGHT

SQUARING SUN GOT THE MIDDLE FINGER FROM LEE PACE IN REAL LIFE, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT

MIDHEAVEN:

SQUARING NEPTUNE GIDDY UP COWGIRL

CONJUNCT PART OF FORTUNE PISSED OFF THE SPICE GIRLS

SEXTILING NODE DOESNT MAKE YOU GOD OR PROPHET MUHAMMAD (PBUH)

SCHIZOPHRENIA HOLLYWOOD:

ESPECIALLY YOU:

5H: WELL FUCKING DONE ON YOUR CATALOGUE EULOGY

9H: STINGY FROM LAZYTOWN BOYCOTTED ISRAEL

11H: SPEED DEMON READING AGAINST THE FORCES OF GELATINE LIKE A PRO

SUNS:

SEXTILING CHIRON SHOULD WHINE MORE OFTEN

SQUARE VERTEX IS GAY

CONJUNCT VENUS IS DISABLED

MOON:

SQUARE VERTEX IS THE REASON

TRINING PALLAS IS RACHEL BERRY PYTHAGORAS

OPPOSITION SATURN IS SELENA GOMEZ SHAITAAN ON ONLY MURDERS

MERCURY:

OPPOSING ASCENDANT TEACH MY MOM ENGLISH

SQUARE PLUTO SHOULD GIVE ME THEIR GREEN CARD OVER THE WALL IN AMERICAN BORDERS IN MEXICO

CONJUNCT VENUS IS IN NARCOS

VENUS:

TRINING LANCELOT IS A HERO

OPPOSING NODE IS AMERICAN ARTIFACT

TRINING NODE IS A MATT'S MYTH

MARS:

OPPOSING CHIRON KILLED YOUR MOTHER

CONJUNCT FAMA IS THERE FOR NO REASON

TRINING CHIRON IS A TWAT

JUPITER:

SEXTILING NEPTUNE IS A FAT LAZY MADMAN IN A BLUE BOX

OPPOSING MARS SABOTAGED THE READERS CAREER

CONJUNCT JUNO IS AN ATHEIST ARAB

SATURN:

OPPOSING JUPITER SHOULD SHUT UP AND DO AS THEY'RE ASKED

CONJUNCT SUN SHOULD WORK MORE HARDER IN THE KITCHEN

SEXTILING NEPTUNE HAS GORDON RAMSEY SABOTAGING THEIR CAREER SEXUALLY

URANUS:

CONJUNCT JUNO THINK ABOUT CORIANDER

SQUARING LILITH PISSED OFF TILDA SWINTON

TRINING SUN HATES REANU MURPHY

NEPTUNE:

SEXTILING LUST SHOULD STOP WATCHING PORN

SQUARING JUPITER JUST DO IT, NIKE STYLE

CONJUNCT SUN SHOULD WATCH SPACE JAM AND CALM THEIR TITS

PLUTO:

OPPOSING FAMA, I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU

CONJUNCT NORTH NODE IS CURSED FOREVER FOR BELIEVING, LIKE YOU KNEW AND YOU ARE HEAVILY TO BLAME, SO I DONT BLAME ANYTHING YOUR REGRETS ARE EATING YOU ALIVE, YOU'RE PROBABLY A GRAVE STRICKEN SOMEBODY HATING PREGNANT WOMEN

QUINTILING PSYCHE IS NOW OFF YOUR HEART FOR GOOD (LOSER LOGIC)

MIDHEAVEN:

SQUARING SUN SHOULD CRY AND TELL (LIKE THEIR DISCOGRAPHY)

OCTILE MOON SHOULD OPEN UP ABOUT THEIR PROJECTS THEY DO ALONE

BQ JUNO IS BETTER OFF ALONE AND CURSED WITH INK IMMUNOLOGY FOR THE FIRST TIME (SEE ANSON SEABRA DISCOGRAPHY FOR GOOD MEASURE)

SHIZOPHRENIA HATE:

ESPECIALLY YOU:

VIRGO SUNS: WHINE A LITTLE LONGER

10H SUNS: WISH GRANTED, WHY AREN'T YOU HAPPY?

11H MERCURY: LITERALLY YOU DID IT NOW WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE A LIZARD? HUH?

SUNS: DID YOU DIRTY

SQUARING PLUTO IS THE SHITTY SONGWRITERS ON THE CLOCK APP

MOON: FAKE AF

SQUARING NEPTUNE IS A LIAR IN REAL LIFE

MERCURY: ACTIVE PROCRASTINATOR IN THE SOCIAL GROUP

TRINING LILITH CUZ THEY KNEW THE ENDING (ACTS LIKE ITS UR FAULT FOR EVERYTHING)

VENUS: MAKES YOU WORK FOR THEM (SNAKES FOR CHEAPSKATES)

QUINCUNX LILITH CAUSED YOUR HEART TO BREAK BECAUSE OF THEIR 'INSATIABLE LUST TO KILL PEOPLE' ENERGY

MARS: THAT GUY WHO DID YOU DIRTY BECAME YOUR ALLY IS STILL DIRTY TO YOU

TRINING ASCENDANT WANTED TO KILL YOUR FAMILY FOR WEALTH

JUPITER: ACTOR

QUINTILE NEPTUNE IS HOW THEY WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT TO STEP ON YOU (RICH AS HELL)

SATURN: GENIUS

TRINING SATURN GAVE YOU AGORAPHOBIA FOR FREE (DGAS ENERGY)

URANUS: ALLAH IS THEM

CONJUNCT NEPTUNE MADE THEM STEALTH MODE BY USING YOUR HEART FOR THEM TO CONTROL YOUR LIFE BIAS AND THEY THE MF'S WHO AREN'T HAPPY STILL (WINO'S)

NEPTUNE: DREAM EATER

SEXTILE NORTH NODE MADE THEM AWARE OF THEIR LIFE BECAUSE OF THE FORBIDDEN OCCULTIST BOOK THEY READ AND MADE FUN OF PHYSICALLY DISABLED PEOPLE FOR IT, THEY MOCK THEM INTERNATIONALLY FOR TAX EVASION

PLUTO: THEY KILLED YOUR 'DUBAI' LIFE FOR PROFIT, THEY USE YOUR BODY LIKE DJINNS. THIS TIME, KILL THEM OFF BY THOUGHT (THEY'RE DEMONS IN YOUR OWN HOME)

CONJUNCT NORTH NODE IS WHAT MADE THEM BELIEVE YOU (YOUR TRICKS AND TRAPS TO BE THEM IN REVERSE: THEY FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU BUT NOW YOU'RE ARGUING TO ALLAH OVER THE SAME CONVERSATION YOU HAD BY HEART TO BE WITH YOUR TRUE LOVE BUT IN ACTUAL REALITY, YOU KNEW IT'S ALL REAL AND YOU ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED, BUT YOU KNEW THEIR FATE BY KNOWING THEIR TRUE NAME (THEIR KARMA IS THEIR FATHER'S NAME USUALLY BUT THEY FAKED THE SON BECOME IN LOVE WITH HIS SISTER'S (HIS DAUGHTER) SO HE NATURALLY A DEMON WITH HUMAN INSTINCT (SHAM'S AL-MA'ARIF) AND HE WILL NEVER STOP TIL U GET WITH HIM IRL (THATS REAL AND HAPPENING)

MIDHEAVEN: HE IS A BAD GUY IN REAL LIFE, DONT 'SAVE' HIM

SQUARING SATURN IS WHY YOU WERE IN SO MUCH PAIN CUZ HE TOOK YOUR HEART FOR WORLDLY LIFE (HE CHOSE IT AND FAKED 'BEING YOU' FOR A PROFIT HE'LL NEVER GET BACK, SO YOU LEARNED AND YOU BECAME 'THE DEVIL' BY ISLAMIC DEFAULT IN BEING BY KNOWLEDGE, YOU RETURNED TO YOUR UMMAH KNOWING SINCERE PASSION (WHICH UR FAMILY IS PROUD OF) U DID AMAZING, SO IT'S HIS TURN WHO'LL BE LIVING THAT DEADLY KARMIC FATE HE'S FEELING NOW BY ENERGETIC STORM INSIDE HIS HEART (HURRICANES)

GREAT MONTH FOR:

AQUARIUS PLACEMENTS

MOON ASPECTS

NEPTUNE SQUARES

GREAT WEEK BY SECOND UPCOMING (VIBE):

SATURN OPPOSING ASTEROID OF GREAT DEAL TO THEM (ANY)

VIRGO MOONS

1H SAGITTARIUS MOONS

GREAT DAY OF ABUNDANCE OF HIGHLIGHTS:

ARIES: 5TH, 18TH, 21ST (INCREASE OF LUCK AND WEALTH)

AQUARIUS: WEEKLY BOUNTY INCREASING BY INTELLECTUAL RESILIENCE (GRADUATION PRESENTS FROM SATURN SIDEREAL ASTROLOGY)

MOONS THAT CHANGE BY EMOTIONAL VALOUR:

TAURUS MOONS: ENCOURAGED TO LIVE ALONE BRINGS YOU PEACE FROM THE OUTSIDE VOLUME OF HEARTBEATS

AQUARIUS MOONS: BEING THEMSELVES BRINGS THEM JOY ON THEIR COMMUNICATION DEVICES (UPGRADES OF THAT WILL BE PROMISED BY LUCK NOT THOUGHT THIS TIME)

LEO MOONS: ENCOURAGED TO LIVE ON THAT THOUGHT LEFT OFF FROM SIDEREAL AQUARIUS (LEARNING SIDEREAL ASTROLOGY CAN HELP RESOLVE INFLUENCE PAINS FROM ORPHANAGES, VISIT THEM IF SO TO UNDERSTAND YOURSELF FROM RECREATIONAL HATE)

THIS IS A THANK YOU FROM ALL LEE PACE FANS ACROSS THE GLOBE FOR THIS PUSHING DAISIES EVENT NOW A PUSHING AYAHS NOW BE YOURSELF, LISTEN TO CHUCK AND TAKE OFF EMERSON COD OFF YOUR 'WAITING LIST'

[itsuzamakilin]

2am conversations on love.

“What if there's no love? What if this is all there is?”

“Aye that's a possibility!”

“So i'll never find love?”

“I dont know darling. You can only get to that conclusion once you reach the end”

“And what is the end?”

“Death I suppose” 

“So for all this time, I'm supposed to keep searching, to keep looking, blindly stumbling and i have no idea if what I'm searching for even exists?”

“You nailed it perfectly kiddo!  What's that you keep saying to me over and over again like a broken mantra ah yes, trust the process no?” “Perhaps it's time you took your own advice”

“I'm tired! Ive tried the DIY method, Ive tried faith and prayers fuck man ive even tried crystals and astrology and tarot readers. What more can I possibly do?”

“Do you want a cigarette”

“Are you allergic to being serious??”

“Not a lot to be had by being serious. At Least not in my books. Love’s grand and all but if it isn't for me it isn't for me i'm not going to sit here moping about something i can't have. Takes the fun out of the things I can have”

“Do you think I should just give in? Maybe ma and Da are right, maybe there really isn't someone for me out there”

“So you think a business deal trussed up as a wedding sounds better? It's your life darling but a donkey dressed as a horse is still a donkey”

“Doesn't it bother you being alone? Don't you want company and someone to be friends with? To go on adventures with?”

“You can have someone and still be alone. I reckon id rather be alone organically than be alone even when i have someone”

“Its all ive ever wanted.”

“Then why give up on the idea of it? You're only just at the  halfway mark. Still a good chance someone might pop up”

“It hurts. Seeing the movies and films and …”

“Cinderella isn't real, you know that right? It's a children's book and the original version is quite disturbing might I add”

“-_-”

“Hey, I'm just making sure. While we are on the subject of not believing every form of media that we consume. Maybe you should cut down on those cavity inducing k dramas that you insist on watching?”

“Oh for fuck’s sake”

“How do you sit through 50 min long episodes?”

“The same way I've put up with you for over a decade now!” 

“So in honor of the time that you have so graciously accepted my being I'll  say this but only once so I hope you're listening. 

I know the entire world and all of society pushes love as this magical drug that fixes everything but i want you to know a lot of times it creates more problems than it fixes. It hurts more than it heals. That isn't to say it isn't grand. I suppose it must be lord knows the poets and authors have harped about it enough. Just because it has a ton of publicity and advertisement doesn't mean it's for you though and that's okay.  Life is too big and love has many shades. Perhaps the romantic kind might never find its way to your doorstep but look me in the eye and tell me you dont or haven't seen the other colors?

    Why does platonic love fade in comparison? I would say it's greater because it does not ask for anything in return or reward.

So maybe there isn't any romantic love but there will always be golden autumn evenings, and cold winter mornings. There will always be warm tea on your table and friends to cuddle with. There will be books to read and perhaps to write. Lazy dappled afternoon light and warm springtime showers. There will always be the sea and flowers to press. Letters to write, laughter that echoes and green sprawling meadows. Love isn't always what the movies show, sometimes it's so much more!”

[footiehoemcfc]

Haha please say your opinion. I’m sure a lot of us are probably thinking the same lololol

😂😂okay maybe on some things u agree but fuck ittt, btw this my opinion so like if u think differently thats totally fine

First of all, i mean they did say indirectly the title was clickbait which of course i fucking knew it and to me if you do stuff for clickbait you do it for attention/views. Secondly, she said like “i wish i didnt have to talk about it but its my job i have to” no u dont😭 u could literally not. There are so many influencers/celebs that dont even though they chose to share stuff online. Third, i just feel like their ehole brand and even some of the things they said on this specific podcast are hypocritical? They talk a lot about mental health and they said like “send love and light” after a breakup but she liked that shady comment on tiktok? And then this is generally soeaking about both of them and celebs/influencers: i understand completely they are human as well, they have a big following it is nice for them to be advocates for MH, but if they are so in their head of being in a victim role and complaining about stuff like that when they have all the resources in the world…idk it just rubs me the wrong way. THATS ME THO DONT HATE ME. And finally, they are very into energies and fucking astrology, i am not a believer in all of that thats why i dont really connect with their whole “brand” i guess??