#AND HILARIOUS

[acecroft]

COSTAS MANDYLOR as Detective Lieutenant Mark Hoffman in SAW IV (2007)

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[edupiii]

dumb sketch i made on the train yesterday at 6am

i realize i misspelled disgusting but i think it’s funny now

[dawnbreakersgaze]

I just had my husband watch Ebb and Flow, these are his notes-

"So he's grump because he's sick?"

"Is he always that whiny"?

"Yes, but this is Advanced Whiny because he's sick."

"Oh. Got it."

"You like him because he's a bottom don't you?"

"If he's so weak how is he just grabbing her like that hMmmm? She's into it?"

"Oh she's DEFINITELY into it."

"OHHH she's a Domme. This makes so much more sense now. Oh shit he called her master. No wonder you like this." *looks at me with extreme side eye*

"Wait so she's not into it? This girl is sending mixed signals. He's obviously DTF."

"The fandom interpretation is that he's 'in heat' here."

"I mean... *obviously flustered* yeah. Yeah."

"Okay but wait she's just feeling him up again? And he's just what, rubbing himself all over her? This is the horniest man."

"I know that look. I've been that look. She can't think he's just sick. He just invited her to a few rounds of free use come on."

"This is painful why are you enjoying this. This man is suffering from dick atrophy he's clearly crying for help."

"Oh his voice changed? He doesn't sound sick anymore? So it was an act? He was playin? He was down so bad he was willing to go the pathetic man route? Oof."

*giggling watching him go through the confusion here*

"After all that all he did was nap?? He was so hard for her and all he did was nap?! I guess he really was sick. Damn."

Lmao the insight 🤣

[blackdagger456]

MHA Final Volume/Epilogue: This Woman Deserved To Come Out The Trenches This Successful And Beautiful

[awkwardrocker]

The audacity of Williams to put Logan in a Union Jack livery on 4th of July weekend....

You just know that if he wrecks, all the comments are gonna be like, "Boston Tea Party pt. II"

[soukokumychildren]

Anybody done this yet? Yes? No? ...am I the first

[goodomensao3tagoftheday]

[babygirlspurgeon]

IMAGINE creating the biggest splash in free agency and then going 0-5

[the-armed-detective-gaygency]

HSSKHSJKSJSK

HE DOES THIS ON A REGULAR?!?!

[emotinalsupportturtle]

I just got an absolutely genius idea (stupidest idea ever). In Good Omens season 3 Jesus should be played by Robert Pattinson, that way he can face off Barth Crouch jr and Aro at the same time

[duskybunn]

He went on to completely decimate the battles for me.

[pianokeys123]

Wild how every time something american politics related happens I hear the news from my very serious parents. And then I log onto tumblr and the dream smp fandom is making fanart about it

[mymitochondriaforpresident]

It was at that moment, that I knew: he was my son. 🤎

[chaosisdying]

flowey after the human souls help us instead of him:

"chat I can't girlboss gaslight gatekeep out of this one"

[swan2swan]

Whoever chose to have Sammy gagging next to Darius (who is currently very stinky) without drawing attention to it, I love you. I love you so much.