#AND AS THE NOBELS FIGHT OVER YOUR STONE CORPSE
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i love it when my players say shit and its true cause they'll just forget they ever said it and when the thing happens they'll remember in that moment and you can hear the echo of apollo's dodge ball smacking them in the head.
#ramble#dungeons and dragons#D&D#dnd#my players made a joke about a NPC secretly being a medusa#and i had to hold my breath because YES#HE IS SECRETLY A MEDUSA#HE IS GOING TO TURN YOU INTO STONE AND SELL YOU AT AUCTION#YOU ARE CORRECT#BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO REMEMBER YOU SAID THIS#AND AS THE NOBELS FIGHT OVER YOUR STONE CORPSE#YOU WILL SCREAM INTERNALLY ABOUT HOW YOU WERE RIGHT
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