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uh-ohspaghettio · 5 months ago

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Why did castiel die in season 7? Idk he served cunt too hard I guess

#I am a leviathan!cas stan first #and a human second #supernatural #spn #castiel #leviathan!cas

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hackfurs · 1 year ago

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vtubers having to put content warnings on their own irl faces because it's seen as "immersion breaking" is in the same vein as those people that bitch about fursuiters removing their heads/paws and "ruining the magic". please grow up

#sorry i think there's something really sinister looking at a human being as a source of entertainment meant to cater to you first #and a human second

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barcstravis · 2 years ago

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look at him ...... my boy...........

#im a jon matteson fan first #and a human second #richie lipschitz #npmd #npmd spoilers

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punkrock-bottom · 9 months ago

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New avatar is kinda dogshit lmao

#I am a live action remake hater first #and a human second

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wasabi-gumdrop · 7 months ago

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local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

#i’ve seen so many interpretations of that 1 hr freeze frame of Kabru’s smile in ep 16 #he’s meeting his long time crush of course he’s trying to charm him #Kabru so obviously has a big fat giant crush on Laios #like atp in the story he’s tried to talk to him and get his attention so many times agjdjajdj #Laios is the human rubix cube he’s been searching for his entire life #everyone else is almost too easy for Kabru to pin down #Laios on the other hand … a treasure trove of autistic mystery #Kabru is so locked in #Kabru used signature move: charming smile #Laios: no effect!#there’s something so beautiful about the popular pretty boy entering his fumble era when his one true love turns out to be autistic #labru #laios touden #kabru of utaya #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #wasabi rambles #seen so many clock that smile as nefarious and machiavellian #baby no Kabru is just dialing the charm up to 100 and what we’re all feeling is second hand embarrassment LMAO

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seveneyesoup · 8 months ago

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#TO CLARIFY ON THE SECOND POINT: VAMPIRES *HAVE* A REPRODUCTION METHOD THAT IS NOT SEX-BASED #THAT IS THE MAJOR POINT OF THAT ONE. THAT VAMP REPRODUCTION IS BASED ON CONVERTING INTO UNDEAD AND NOT PREGNANCY #what i think i keep coming back to is that a vampire is like. a form of pathogen or perhaps parasite #is the individual vampire meaningfully distinct from that? maybe #sort of a made up question #but that’s not a mammal #so neither is a vampire #but also like. a human is a mammal #this question sponsored by my friend who said she was done keeping mammals bc ‘they have so much fluid in them’#and my thought that a vampire Wouldn’t #not a lot of fluids. happening there

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misterdrwilson · 1 year ago

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How DARE this get hidden in the tags

Robert Sean Leonard as Atticus Finch in To Kill a Mockingbird (2013)

#I am a peepaw lover first #and a human second #peepaw is so baby girl #peepaw is a state of mind

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bluegiragi · 6 months ago

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limitations (part 2)

early access + nsfw on patreon

#soooo a little bit of bg context to fill in some gaps #simon is currently being 'contained' within this chamber but it's only because he wants to. his shadows could tear it apart in seconds if h #but right now he's basically just waiting for judgement.#as a wraith #simon does get hungry and need to sleep #but he can go for far longer than the average human can without them.#price is wearing a shoulder brace to alleviate the weight imbalance from the loss of his wing #it's basically just so he's not constantly listing to his left #captain john price #kate laswell #simon ghost riley #monster 141 au #giragi art

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rileyclaw · 2 years ago

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you know how everything is like a hundred times funnier when you're not allowed to laugh??

#this is almost based on true events. once at a sleepover a friend of mine was in the most ABSURD sleeping position #and we COULDNT keep it together. we woke his ass right up by losing it the second he made a small noise in his sleep #the owl house #toh #my art #human realm hijunks #amity blight #luz noceda #vee noceda #willow park #yes they are used to this but have you considered: your friend sleeping is always going to be hilarious #comic

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gardengnosticator · 10 months ago

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the dprk is one of the many countries in the west where you are actively and constantly pushed to be openly racist towards 24/7, 365

#like the second you demonstrate that you think of the north korean people as human beings you get death stares

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ask-the-rag-dolly · 1 month ago

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anyways good episode

#tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc ragatha #tadc caine #[ ooc ]#[ doodles ]#can you tell who my second fave is #the scene with caine having an existential crisis over not being good at the only thing he's coded to do is funny to me because #i've been thinking of an au where ragatha and caine are the only people swapped - basically ragatha's the ai and caine's a human now #and ai ragatha's problem was literally That ; just not being good at the one thing you're supposed to do #like fuckin hell turns out if you swap these two there's barely any meaningful change /silly

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mapletine · 7 months ago

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more stardew thistle 🌟

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi fanart #thistle dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #forgive me i got too lazy to color the second image #falin dungeon meshi #yaad dungeon meshi #the fact that he just doesn’t register falin as a human and just calls her dragon is so funny to me #mine

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0ketinha · 1 month ago

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Just a prank :]

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chloesimaginationthings · 10 months ago

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FNAF movie Mike and Michael compare nightmares,,

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #michael afton #fnaf nightmare #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf 4 #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #Michael once again sharing horrors beyond human comprehension to Mike 💜#tbh it’s been a second since I’ve last had a comic focusing on these two #it’s interesting how both have a deep connection to dreams in particular #though once again Michael is winning on how much worse his vers are #in the Survival logbook Michael does draw nightmare Fredbear #so those are his nightmares this guy can’t even get a break in sleep #I actually wonder if we’ll ever seen any of the nightmares in live action least for a dream sequence

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chaoticace2005 · 9 months ago

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I present to you: my dumbass thoughts before I take a nap

#question: if Adam Eve and Lilith were the only humans on earth does that mean for a split second the whole world was having an orgy?#edenapple ship #Eden polycule #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #lucifer morningstar #lucifer hazbin hotel #eve hazbin hotel #lilith hazbin hotel #adam hazbin hotel #Lucifer #adamapple

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lovealwayssay · 1 month ago

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I just did some math and, if Cas is as old as the earth, his 12 years with Dean is equivalent to like 0.08 seconds in a human lifespan. That’s less than 1/10th of a second, shorter than the blink of an eye. He knew Dean for such a short amount of time compared to his entire existence and it was enough to fundamentally change everything about Cas and how he sees the world. That’s absolutely insane to me.

#if u don’t believe me its (12/4.5billion)*365*seconds per day #I originally thought it was the equivalent to like one afternoon to a human #and a lot can happen in an afternoon. Some of my most life changing events occurred over the span of a few hours.#of course it was still romantic that Cas changed because of Dean in such a short period of time but an afternoon isn't inconsequential #but in this context its mind-blowingly romantic and hopeless because that's like if a random bug bit me and immediately died #and I fell in love with that bug and changed my entire perception of the world because of my love for that bug #Can you imagine that?#dean x cas #destiel #dean winchester #cas #supernatural #castiel #deancas #casdean #spn #Like

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