#AND 2.

[mynameis-a]

honkai star rail au where kafka decided “hey what if we split the stellaron into 2 people?” and now both caelus and stelle exist at the same time

everyone is even more concerned about them because instead of having a person somehow carrying a stellaron we have half a stellaron in 2 people

stelle and caelus are not allowed to stray too far from eachother, because nobody wants to know what happens if the 2 halves of the stellaron are separated like that

[severalowls]

I found a ton of my old ps1 and pc cd games c. Like 1996-2000 and now instead of like 'oh nice, guess I'll get rid of these now that ive had a nice memory' I'm like 'i wonder if that weird second hand tech shop has a ps1...'

[grinchwrapsupreme]

MASH and Red Dwarf are sitcom opposites but also the same due to the fact that while both of them are comedies taking place in the midst of tragedy MASH is funnier without the laugh track whereas without the laugh track Red Dwarf becomes a bottomless black hole of existential loneliness and dread

[jackienautism]

she would not say that ???!?!?!?!?

[a-smol-cosplayer]

with whatever side of Tyler/Wednesday/enid u ship (ie Wyler, wenclair or poly Wednesday with queer platonic Tyler/enid) u have to admit that they would be the cutest crime solving trio (plus Eugene ofc) ever. 

You get some of it even in the show - ‘is this the uber driver?’ ‘I thought we where going on a date?’ and that whole ep they where sharing looks like ‘how tf did we get dragged into this our girl is psycho’ when exploring the gates mansion. 

Just tell me they wouldn't be the most adorable well balanced group with hang outs in the hive house or enid and Wednesdays room. Tyler would let enid paint his nails and listen to all the gossip and make some hella sweet fancy drink just for her when she comes into the weathervane and she would take him shopping for more flannel and together they would decode Wednesdays moods and talk about how much they love her. I need this in my life okay!!! 

[seffien]

yet another au: 'deep cut'. you'll see why the quotes are there in a second, and the reason is worse than you think.

small warning: big fan of body horror and horror stuff, so body horror and horror stuff will be present in this post.

basically, mr. grizz suckered deep cut into being on his side during RotM (which took place over, what, ~2 1/2 weeks in this au) with the promise of treasure. this isn't me trying to make deep cut look stupid btw. considering the demeanor of the actual mr grizz, i think he's just a Master Manipulator who took advantage of good people.

anyway, after deep cut joins his side, he gets them to come to a location hidden deep within alterna, then gets armed fuzzy octolings to ambush them. shiver somehow manages to fight them off, but is left weakened and on the floor.

she catches a glimpse of the actual mr grizz (just his eyes) and immediately tries to crawl away, but one claw swipe takes her out. they end up in his super secret science lab (which exists TO ME) and the results are...not pleasant. instead of fighting deep cut, agent 3 has to fight the following.

Eel It In: Eelthing

eelthing is Frye fused with her eels. not just combined, fused. together. frye isn't frye anymore.

eelthing's arena is like frye's, but the dome's screens are glitchy, the giant TVs are smashed, the graffiti/stickers on the ground are

torn, and everything is either gray or yellow.

stunning eelthing is just like stunning frye—just hit the masked eels. when that's done, the eels will explode into, uh...ink? and that ink that isn't really ink will recombine and form eelthing. it's like yellow devil but worse.

during phase 1, eelthing will separate into mutated eels, and those eels will perform eel downpour. the attack basically is eel downpour, just freakier.

during phase 2, eelthing will transform into a cylinder of eels that will spin rapidly and move around the arena. it's armor-breaking on contact, too. the move from phase 1 is there too

during phase 3, eelthing will actually stay in 'inkling' form for more than 3 seconds for once. this isnt good though, as when they stay in inkling form for this long, they will sprint straight towards you. when they get fast enough, they're invincible, and they create a path of ink as they run, but hitting the edge of the arena (which they do almost every time if you dodge correctly) stuns them. hit them when they're stunned out of every move, and you're golden.-

when defeating eelthing, they literally just...melt. and thats it.

2. The Fishy Foe: Sharkthing

sharkthing was supposed to be like eelthing, with shiver being fused with master mega, but something went horribly wrong. while sharkthing is fighting you, shiver is fully concious and aware of everything, but they can't do anything to stop it. all they can do is watch.

sharkthing's arena is like the octomaw's arena combined with shiver's regular arena. the water around the arena is murky, with giant rusted metal pipes in the background. the cage that covers the arena is also rusted and broken at the top. also, the entire arena starts out covered in sharkthing’s ink

for phase 1, sharkthing will dive into a puddle of ink, swim around, then swim up, attempting to bite the player. if you’re unlucky enough to get hit by it, it’s a OHKO. however, you can hit the puddle or throw a bomb on it and stun them.

for phase 2, a pillar of ink will form in a random part of the stage (read: wherever you’re standing) and sharkthing will leap onto it. they’ll spit globs of ink that explode booyah bomb style (but smaller) when they hit the ground. like master mega, when they do this enough, they’ll be left in a position where you can throw a bomb into their mouth

for phase 3, sharkthing gains 2 more attacks: summoning an inkstrike at your current position that looks like the pillar from phase 2, and diving into ink and reefsliding towards your current position and exploding when they reach it. they stun themselves after performing the second attack, giving you a chance to hit them.

when sharkthing is defeated, they collapse onto the ground. they do not get up.

3. Lean, Mean, Fuzzy Manta Machine: Fuzzball

fuzzball is just big man and fuzzy ooze. he looks like big man covered in fuzz, with the ooze part dripping from the bottom of his fins. he has glowing eyes (like someone we know) and his little hat is replaced with a tiny grizzco hat. specifically that one from splatoon 2

his arena is inside a mechanical dome, like the boss domes in splatoon 1, except it’s decorated to look like the inside of a spaceship.

fuzzball still dives into the ground like big man in phase 1, but will sometimes pop out of the ground and fall back down, spreading a good amount of ink in the surrounding area. if he falls on you, then your armor gets broken.

in phase 2, he swims around faster, and the arena suddenly sprouts walls that fuzzball can swim along. he will start to throw various bombs (fizzy bombs, torpedoes, splat bombs, n suction bombs) on top of popping out of the ground or off the wall if you're trying to swim on.

in phase 3, the arena kind of falls apart. five circles of the arena raise, like phase 3 of big man's fight, but the rest of the ground sinks, revealing a pool of fuzzy ooze. while fuzzball is more visible in the pool, you obviously can't go in it like he does. he still throws bombs, but when he's in the pool, he'll dive under and throw bombs from there, then resurface. there's also a new move for the third phase, of course, which involves him collecting a substantial amount of fuzzy ooze from the pool and tossing it at your current location. he also gets to throw another bomb: burst bombs. they don't do as much damage as regular burst bombs and aren't thrown as much, but when they are, they're thrown three times in a row.

when defeating fuzzball, he becomes extra fuzzified, then explodes, showering the arena in fuzz.

[spry-the-artist]

Ink Demonth Day 19th: Ghost

While Boris is more of a fan of the food side of the holiday, Bendy loves to spook people during Halloween! This year, he’ll make people scream using his terrifying ghost costume.

[soggytaxidermy]

Christmas gift for one of my friends I was too proud of not to post of his vileblood noble *deep breath* Duke-Lord Tenk Verdent Bosco D'Argento Luce Del Sol Alba De Rostre, whom he plays in the bloodborne dnd campaign I run. As the DM, I have a very love-hate relationship with this character (and his player) as they have a tendency to abuse each and every rule and loophole there is to exploit. As a friend, I think he's one of the coolest people I've ever been friends with. Besides Tenk is so babygirl

[bunny-n3zuk0]

I shall record myself singing a song I like because I want to.

Warning: My throat is a bit dry and all that fun stuff, so my voice might sound like shit.

[twotailednekomata]

A random dude: It's Superboy and that kid I think used to work for Batman!

Ha!

[lesbinewren]

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

[jackyjackdraws]

I got this idea at 3am.

No, I won't elaborate further

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[omegasmileyface]

realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"

[ankle-beez]

jesus fuck, this article