#AM I DOIN SMTH WEIRD? probably actually knowing me

[sirenjose]

Your thoughts on the Identity Switch

Thanks to you…. I now really like Norton. I used to hate him because I have a vendetta against people taller than my 4’11 self but now I love him.

on another note, what are your thoughts on the Identity switch system? Looking more into Norton’s background specifically makes me wonder why Norton gets a hunter form. What does this represent? I know that there’s a lot of drugs involved but I always interpreted it as them unlocking a new personality or smth, one more attune to following the manor’s games and supervising it (hunter) and like the other just trying to leave (survivor). I’ve been so interested in Norton’s lore lately that now I’m in an existential rabbit hole in how survivors get hunter forms, why that is, and if it’s like some sort of curse or punishment. Why are these survivors getting hunter forms?

soooo many questions, IK. But like reading your theories and analysis at 3Am is my serotonin. As a new player purely interested in the game for its lore I am just excited to know more but can’t wrap my head around all these weird concepts cause, again, I’m new. Also if I spend the next hour reading more of your analysis I will not sleep so therefore I need to preface my curiosity with a timed endeavor. My question probably do3snt make sense but like uhhh yeaaaaa. You should totally make something on your thoughts on identity switch (especially for the survivors gone hunters) cause I am too far in deep into the Norton-Campbell-Fool’s-Gold-Alternate-personality rabbit hole.

I’ve never done the questioning thingy before so sorry if this is not how it works. G’day!

Ah, it makes me happy to think a nobody like me can turn your thinking around on someone. Especially Norton since he was 1 of the main reasons I got started with the lore at all. I'm someone who usually plays a game based on how interesting the story or characters are, so I was interested in learning about idv's lore soon after I joined (had to take quite awhile to figure out the basics of the game and what all the various buttons were, then take some more time to get used to it before I could even get started with the lore). Was the main reason why I went looking to join places like Discord or Reddit, just so I could find people talking about the story.

Started by just understanding what I could about what people said, but then I eventually moved on to trying to understand at least the basics of everyone's backstories (once again, took me awhile to do that ^_^; Especially as I joined before we were getting all that much story at all). While I was doin this, I heard a lot of people saying bad stuff about some character named Norton. Have to admit I didn't know who he was for quite awhile. Wasn't in my radar. Can't even say I cared much for him. But I eventually got to the point where I basically decided I wanted to see if I could determine if Norton really was that bad or not (maybe as a challenge to myself, maybe because I wanted to find out myself rather than just hearing other's opinions, or maybe because I failed to find anything really in-depth about him).

That analysis took a ridiculous amount of time. In part because I ask too many questions, because I'm a perfectionist and wanted to look at every bit of info on him and detail on him, but also somewhat because I ended up writing this like a persuasion piece, and felt the only way to do that was by going through everything to back up my conclusion (whatever my research turned up). Which was also why I analyzed every single essence he had a skin in, as well as any skins not in an essence, his accessories, emotes, etc... It was during that process I actually got attached to Norton. Probably because of how long I spent going through him (no one needs to know how long it took... only the immense joy and desire to collapse I had when I finally finished).

Since then, I've rewritten his analysis... 3 times now I think? Counting after hunter norton's release? Though I've taken down that 1st version due to issues, and haven't reposted my essence analyses as they're old (they were pretty much the 1st analyses I wrote, and I'd like to think I've improved since then) as well as because they're based on the 1st version of my norton analysis... and because they're probably a bit needlessly long and thus embarrassing... Maybe I'll repost them once I get around to rewriting them. I definitely will eventually at least for Soul Catcher's and Magic Item Keeper's essence because I have to say they took longer than almost any other part of that original (complete) norton analysis (i can never forget the trouble they caused me over how long it took to understand them).

ANYWAYS! Ignoring my stupid rambling because who cares about any of that.

I was going to include my answer to your question about Identity Switches but it’s starting to become a little silly in length ^_^; (seriously, for those who know me well enough, I have a bad habit of writing more than I initially intended to once I get started) so I’ll make that a separate post for you, and you can let me know if it answers your questions (once I post it). If not, feel free to ask any more of your questions.

Honestly, the lore is confusing even to those who aren’t new players, so don’t be too hard on yourself if you can’t wrap your head around a lot of this ^_^;

It’s hard for me to imagine my stuff is so good people are willing to read it, much less re-read it. Especially as I know people tend to prefer… shorter things, but I have tendency to be lengthy. I can’t help it though ;’) But thank you so much for the compliment.

And please, I’m still pretty new to Tumblr, so I’m still figuring all this out myself.

Anyways, don’t feel nervous talking to me or asking me any questions you have. I enjoy being helpful! So please, ask whatever you like. Or even if you don’t have a question, that’s ok too. I enjoy rambling about a subject I get started on, as long as the other person can bear with me ;’)

 It’s always nice to know people besides me, myself, and I are reading this stuff.

(Apologies for any errors or nonsense in this post, as I decided to write it without double checking it for errors cuz I felt like being lazy, and I'm still busy writing out my thoughts about Identity Switches for you)

[unholyplumpprincess]

Okay I’m gonna complain a LEETLE bit. But like, okay, it’s already hard to get reblogs on stuff as a writer (but really, any content creation on tumblr. Again I think bc people don’t realize that reblogging is important esp if they’re new to the site? Anyway-). But like

It’s like. When I become friends with someone through my blog, like, they were a follower and we were chatting and vibing and maybe we’re friends or just super good mutuals now, it’s like. They stop reblogging stuff? And okay like obviously I’m not asking u to reblog stuff u hate or anything, gosh no plz don’t. But it’s like. Idk.

It’s like the support goes away? Like even when I tailor smth SPECIFICALLY for that friend and sit happily and wait like o yeah babey I know u love that character and I know u love that kink and then it’s just. Nothin. When u know before u were friends they used to go super wild over that stuff and it’s like. Hewwo?

Idk maybe I sound really silly but this has happened quite a few times and I’m worried like. Am I doing something wrong here? I love to befriend people! But me supporting them like reblogging their art and stuff and commenting and complimenting and then just,,,not getting that is kinda sad!

Purrhaps I am just overthinking and am just being silly tho eoruhjerouh I’ve been rather having wild mood swings anyhow

[iknowiknowiknowtheend]

part: another one. I still dontt remember how many o these ive done...

hi so ive been grounded n shit so thats nice- thats generally irrelavnt to most things but im mentioning it anyway. i will say that there probably more typing errors and that would be from me typing on an actual keyboard ad no autocorrect. anyway ive been doin’ some thinkin and ive swapped some stuff around so if youve read a few of these before- congrats, heres some updated bullshit.

ive changed sleep boys(now including fundy) family dynamic bullshit so the general age ranges for them all would be closer together. Phil is still techno and wilburs dad, hes just fundys now too (before wilbur had been fundys dad but fundys a teen so wilbur would have to be at least in his late thirties and thats lame so ajustments have been made).

also tommy is their cousin. 

so to anyone who mighve been thinkin “i thought it was like (blah blah blah)” wilbur no longer is fundys dad, nor has he had a fish lady for a wife. wilbur is probably like 26 and technos like 24 or smth idfk. fundys still a teen though, closer to tommys age n all. fundy is the rlly younger brother. 

anyway going away from the retconning-

etcetera etcetera memes n shit ya know

sometimes I’ll add little info/description lines next to drawings.

one on an eret sketch is “only slightly malicious”

technos a strawberry blonde with the naturally tinted pink hair but he still dyes it so it’s suuuuuper pink

fundy, tommy and tubbo are all about the same age and are friends.

wilbur is like the only full human in their entire family because I think philza got wings.

technos part pig, phils got wings, fundy is a fox boy and wilbur .

cooper and charlie always have an escape plan, Teds plans always fall through and/or he gets them into trouble.

additional stuff about the chaotic trio that is coop charles and ted- charlie and cooper are like the idiot henchmen and ted is the evil mastermind. thats their whole dynamic. that and coop and charlie drive ted up the fuckin wall-

schlatt is a cryptid.

well— he was

like “oh yeah there’s this weird goat man who lives out in the woods, he’s kinda a scam artist,, if you see him and he tries to sell you something, don’t buy it.”

“pft that’s fuckin dumb there’s no way that’s real.”

and no one ever really goes to check because if he actually did exist all he’d do is try to sell them something and you know everyone hates that. it wasn’t worth it.

then his house burnt down and he left the deep dark forest to go knock on peoples doors.

no matter the spook- everyone always hides behind wilbur. always. hes too tall to not immediately be hid behind. 

minx n schlatt are my favorite duo in this au bs because it always ends in hijinks and weird shit.

like schlatt could turn 500 years old and minx would throw him a shitty bd party acting like he just turned 6. she’d slap a party hat on him, get one of those party horns and a ton of shitty confetti and just start screamin.

ah i was gonna just write something but i forgot what it was ahah im so good at this :,)

oH YEAH! uh schlatt as waterfalls coming out of your mouth by glass animals for obvious reasons. i was listening to it earlier and i was like “wait a fckin minute,,,” i think i might’ve been unintentionally/subconsciously been influenced by that- oops.

oh and dream as rue by gir

i havent talked much about sapnap because ive been at a bit of a loss on what to with him but ive figured some shit out so now this is a sapnap au info dump.

sap has a fire sigil like schlatt. makes sense because of his whole arson thing- his sigil is on one of his wrists. sapnap is a fairly well known arsonist- total fuckin criminal. the entirety of the dream team are criminals. uh hes probably best compared to flyn fuckin rider, hes got the dumb fuckin criminal dude with the finger snaps and the winks and the princess woo-ing. for a while he travels around with skeps and bad (an angel, an arsonist and a agent of chaos walk into a bar). that whole thing is bad just trying to stop sap and skeppy from setting the entire fuckin world on fire and bad succeeds probably about 85% in stopping that and its honestly the best anyone couldve done, so good for him. evetually he meets dream and george, following them around for a while. 

im gonna add kaceytron an im thinking of starting something with her, sap and karl. i watched the post-loh date and knew that i had to do this. kacey is gonna be like a princess or something who takes a liking to sapnap and also has an uncanny thirst for destruction and chaos. so basically saps like “hey mama ur pretty n shit” and shes like “yeah i am- ur kinda cute, whats up?” and then they go burn an entire vilage to the ground. karl is their impulse control.

kacey knows minx- idk how but she does. 

im gonna add niki because shes adorable

uh thats all i can think up rn. sorry for not posting but i literally cant post any art so :,)

[bakujho]

hey, I know you’re a creator in this fandom, so I just wanted to ask (and maybe others who feel this way might respond in the notes or smth) but am I the only one who’s been feeling a little drained with the fandom? Or at least the engagement of it :/ not wanting to stoke the flames of that old drama but ... points were made for sure about the way this fandom runs. ^^ hehe, i dunno maybe you / others feel differently

you’re definitely not the only one, anon. I’ve actually had a few conversations about this recently, I believe @twistedapple is planning on doing a more in depth meta about it when she finds time, so you’re definitely not alone here.

Like, I’ve never been part of an OC fandom before, so I don’t know what’s kind of the norm for stuff but it’s SO different from the reddit fandoms I’ve spent the last decade in it’s odd. I see more people reblogging “REBLOGS>LIKES, SUPPORT CREATORS AND REBLOG” than like... actually reblogging regularly lol. Like, pretty sure no one gonna be mad you blow up their notifs liking/reblogging all their things, and sure you may see the same thing on your dash 10 times but hey, support your friends and anyone you think is doing neat stuff, when you can. Not saying OH EVERYONE NEEDS TO REBLOG 100% OF THE TIME, and I myself sometimes just get put off by one tiny thing (like i don’t like the shade of green of someones shoes and have really strong feelings about it when i see it) and won’t reblog and I’m honestly really averse to reblogging ANYTHING thats like YOU HAVE TO REBLOG THISSSSS cause it just pisses me off. Hmmm it’s dumb.

Tumblr is a weird place in general I think, though the twst fandom isn’t a stranger for having this weird “WE ARE OPEN AND ACCEPTING...” initial feeling but then the undertone of “but only if you fit THIS PARTICULAR BOX”. it’s very strange. we’re not even going to the touch the gross fetishization of “The Gays” in shipping/media cause that’s a rant for another day, and sometimes it’s kinda exhausting to try and fit into that same box, yaknow? Like, I don’t think I myself have been doin’ too bad with interactions overall, but it’s discouraging as fuck when you spend AGES working on something and it’s like 1 reblog (your side account) 7 likes (from the same people that JUST reblogged the reblog>like thing, ironically). Like, i dunno if it’s because there’s so much past drama in this fandom if people are weary of approaching new people or just don’t want to come off as “annoying” but like... it’s just fandom, at the end of the day. enjoy it how you want, and make stuff for YOU first, everyone else later. Like, for myself I’ve been deep in yoru x floyd + midori chaos family hell for weeks now. Am I sick of it? not even close. Is everyone else? Probably. but fuck em, I’m not done. We’re all here to have fun, and if it’s not fun anymore take a step back until you find your groove again. No shame in taking breaks.

Check me not even sure if this is coherent or answers your question, what up sleep deprived ramblings

[bonerattled]

silver, green, purple, red, orange 💕

Silver: Are you comfortable writing in public places?

only if my back is up against a wall or smth so no one can come up behind me and see what im doing sgjkgds also my friend says while im writing i make like. expressions and weird faces but im embarrassing in worse ways than that so i dnt care <3

Green: Pencil, typewriter, or computer?

god i wish i could say typewriter thats rad as fuck. i do notes/outlining/making literal floor plans of my settings (my most toxic trait <3) w pencil and the actual writing on a computer

Purple: Which of your characters would become your sworn enemy?

any1 who knows me irl and has spoken to me abt my books for more than 15 seconds know that i fckn. hate sawyer from wtdss. pretentious fuck. nell sweetie do better (i say, as if i do not have the power to Change this. but hey. love who u love i guess who am i 2 say anything to literal fake ppl in my lil smooth brain)

Red: What type of writer’s block do you experience the most?

was truly unaware there were “types” so this is an exciting day for me. um. the type where im just innately too dumb to be doin this. jk uh probably the type where whatever i write isn’t what im seeing in my head and i can’t get the two pictures to overlay each other and align. is that a type? i also suck at action/fight scenes like must things Happen in this story is it not enough for some gay kids to just pine and banter on someone’s roof in the summer night enjoying shitty beer for 300+ pages............

Orange: How many projects do you usually have going at once?

the way this should be the easiest and most straight forward question to answer and yet...

i can rly only be like. truly committed to fully Writing one thing at a time but im usually also editing something else and/or planning out a project ill do next on the side like a lil treat. like a little mashed potato to have w the steak. u feel. 

ily thank u 4 askin 💕

ASK ME GET-TO-KNOW-THE-WRITER ASKS <3

[glisteria]

all of the nsfw asks pls ?

(lowkey doin it bc u asked even tho i wanna do it anyways)

1. Are looks important in a relationship?•In my personal opinion? No. If you focus truly on the outside you may never find someone you connect with that is pretty too yknow? If that makes sense??

2. Are relationships ever worth it?• Of course

3. Are you a virgin?•No

4. Are you in a relationship?•God i wish i was

5. Are you in love?•Wouldnt classify it as love? but maybe

6. Are you single this year?• Uhhh for the most part

7. Can you commit to one person?• Yes

8. Describe your crush•Well you see im weird and like boy a guy AND a girl so ill give u 2 description? The guy is loud and stupidly funny and is a dweeb. The girl is cute asf and very smart and talented plus i keep circling back to acting like a school girl over her so 👀

9. Describe your perfect mate• Someone i can talk with. Make jokes and be comfortable around. Someone who understands my weird mood shifts or try’s to understand

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?• Maybe

11. Do you ever want to get married?•Depends ask me in 10 or so years

12. Do you forgive betrayal?•Depends on how bad it was

13. Do you get jealous easily?•Honestly situational but sometimes yes

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?•Ya yeet

15. Do you have any piercings?•Oh dude ya i have 3 per ear and would like more

16. Do you have any tattoos?•Cat on my inner right ankle (want more tho)

17. Do you like kissing in public?•Yes

20. Do you shower every day?•Try to but #depression

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?•Haha i thought so but then he decided he didnt wanna be around me :)

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?•Hope so. maybe not im a dISASTER

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?• Yes

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?• 🤷🏻‍♀️

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?• Plz

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?• Yes

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?• No but i for them

28. Have you ever been cheated on?• No

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?•No but i was ‘the other girl once’ and i regret

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?•Idk smth about my stomach? Breast reduction

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?•Oh yea all the time

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?• HA yes

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?•Yes

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?•Not technically

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?• 👀 yes

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?• Oh yes the cliché friends to lovers trope. Yes ive fallen for friends

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?• OH YES

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?• 👀 Sophomore year looking @ u

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?• Do idols count

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?• Ya

41. Have you had sex so far this year?• HA in a dream yea

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?• Depends on the persons preferences

43. How long was your longest relationship?•6 months

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?• I dunno 6?

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?• Considering i was 13/14 from what i can remember not many

46. How many times did you have sex last year?• 0

47. How old are you?• 18

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?•Id support them because the heart wants what it wants

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?• Physically probably their eyes and hands

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?•No absolutely not

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?•Yes multiple

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?• Yes and because i cared too much and he cared not at all

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?• I have friends who dont like my other friends if that counts

54. Is there someone you will never forget?• Of couese

55. Share a relationship story.• Haha i dunno. Most are bad

56. State 8 facts about your body• I have a tattoo. I have horrible acne. My right ankle cracks if i bend it. I have a random hard spot on my right leg. I have a large belly. I have a freckle on the outside of my right hand. 3 holes in each ear. I have large brown eyes

57. Things you want to say to an ex• Please stop toying with my even though you are out of my life

58. What are five ways to win your heart?• Be kind to me. Dont pressure me into anything and let me be the way i am. Plz dont make fun of my obsession with kpop or certain games. Food? Literally just like me. Bam you got me

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)• HNNNNN ill send (the asker) a selfie

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?• 2 years

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?• Personality wise probably sense of humor and physically eyes and hands bc dont talk to me i love em

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?• Like me?

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?• Situational imo

64. What is your definition of cheating?• Romantic/Sexual advances or actions with someone that isnt your partner without exolicit permission

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?• Idk kiss me and let’s figure it out

66. What is your favourite roleplay?• Not gonna out myself

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?• Listen to music and talk

68. What is your sexual orientation?• Idk? I like someone for who they are not what they are

69. What turns you off?• I dunno honestly been too long

70. What turns you on?• haha not gonna out myself too much but uhh anything on my neck/behind my ears. Praise like fuck

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?• Never had a wet dream :)

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?• My name honestly

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?• Idk. Write something about me on their page? Tag me in smth nice? hug me? come to ohio and socialize with me? (come see the nutcracker and phantom of the opera with me this month plz plz)

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?• Idk

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?• I honestly dont know?

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?• I dunno. Wrote a song to make them feel better? Sent them a whole care package when they were depressed? idk

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?• As long as its legal idc

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?• O boyo if you wanna know you gotta dm me

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?• Literally any time my friends do something without me or with a new friend

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?• Other than friendly and parents probably about a month? i just masked it as friendly?

81. Who are five people you find attractive?•The Person who asked this 👀•Literally all my kpop boys• uhh

82. Who is the last person you hugged?•My dad

83. Who was your first kiss with?• His name was John

84. Why did your last relationship fail?• He decided his ex who was manipulative was better than me

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?• Yes. I actually have

[wetestinbabey]

TG: yoooo johnnyboy

TG: whatsup hoe!!!!!

EB: oh, hi roxy!

EB: i'm just watching a movie hehe.

TG: ooooo whatcha watchin

TG: anythin good?

TG: anythin extra bad maybe

TG: knowin ur tastes lmfao

EB: hey, shush, my tastes are excellent!! it's not my fault i'm the only man of culture in our friend group, roxy.

EB: it's a hard burden, but it is one i shoulder daily.

EB: who else but i would appreciate classics like mac and me? i'm all alone, but i'm doing god's work.

EB: like........ whoever god is in our universe. still not sure if jesus was a real dude?

EB: anyway, i'm watching "the secret life of pets".

TG: omfg LOL did jake put you up to that

EB: how'd you know?

EB: actually, you don't have to answer that, this is excruciatingly mediocre and that's kind of a tell tale sign for him.

EB: like- his movie tastes i mean.

EB: not........ nevermind, you get what i'm saying.

TG: lolololol YEAH i gotchu man

TG: godbless that boy but hes got literally 0 filter on his taste in movies lmao

TG: he will dedicate hours of his life to some of the most truly mindnumbing content on this lil shindig we call earth and then call it a cinematic masterwork

TG: no offense to jake but the secret life of pets makes me wanna bore through my head with an industrial tunnel drill jus a lil bit

TG: ok that aside tho

TG: i gots

TG: a QUESTION for ya >:3c

EB: oh god.

EB: whenever you bust out that little kitty face i start fearing for my life.

TG: rightfully so good sir

TG: kk not really

TG: BUT

TG: the question

TG: wheeeeeeen was the last time u went clothes shoppin? >:3c

EB: huh? oh, jeez, i'm not sure actually? yeesh that's probably a bad answer, huh.

TG: YUH HUH IT IS

TG: >:3c

TG: >:3cccccccccc

TG: >:3cccccccccccccccccccccccc

EB:

EB: i don't know though, it's not like i need new clothes. i like my clothes! i'm stylish, right?

TG: john ily but cargo shorts went out of fashion about 5000 years ago

EB: pretty lame that they went out right as we got here. why don't people like them? i'm a god right, shouldn't i be setting the fashion trends here?

TG: j im litcherally so sry i have to say this but among our lil pantheon of godfriends you mite be the most out of da loop on fashion trends

TG: whatcha think of that name btw

TG: j

TG: i think its kinda cute on you ;)

TG: wonkwonkwonk

EB: lol, i dunno! i guess it's the same as the clothes for me........i'm just........me! i don't mind how people want to see me or call me or whatever.

EB: is that weird? i feel like it's weird.

TG: lol nah dats totally reasonable! sometimes u just gotta do u u know

TG: like look at me

TG: u dont see any other chumps out here doin tha whole california grl look but here i am jus bein me anyways

TG: and it owns!! bein urself is the best self to be i think

TG: but also liek

TG: sometimes u gots to examine urself u kno?

TG: like take a lil looksee inside urself and ask if u like what u see in there

TG: and like see that may b

TG: jus may b...

TG: cargo shorts just totes rnt ur thing anymore!

EB: ugh, i just don't like clothes shopping! who cares what i look like, it's just like, a vessel for living in.

TG: jeez john no need 2 get all in a tizzy abt it u dont like GOTTA

EB: huh.... that came off kinda defensive.

EB: sorry, not sure what got into me there.

TG: ur chill!! i guess its like a touchy subject 4 u? n thats totes fine hehe dw about it

TG: but like

TG: if u do ever wanna

TG: CALL ME >:3c

EB: hehe, yeah!

EB: you know, maybe i will just go for it.

EB: i dunno, i guess it's just weird to think about for me. i've always kind of worn the same stuff? i guess i was just so used to letting my dad pick my clothes that once he was gone, i just........

EB: yeah.

EB: anyway, i'll go with you if you want. can't promise i'll get any more stylish, but i'll give it my best shot for you rox.

TG: HELLA

TG: ok dope we r going on a fuckign clothing ADVENTURE!!!!!

EB: damn, i'm going to sound like such a huge dork asking this but uh.

EB: where do people like... go to get clothes.

TG: john o m f G

TG: we got options dog we could go anywhere u desire...

TG: lets seeeeeee

TG: why dont we start w/ smth a lil basic and branch out from there

TG: get ur toes in the meataphorical clothes water so 2 speak

TG: how boutttttt

TG: target? :D

EB: we have targets here?

TG: omg john sweetie

TG: how often have you stayed inside baby we gotta get u OUT more this is a veritable goddam target TRAGEDY

EB: well jeez, sorry for not being a corporate megastore buff!

EB: i'm not jane, roxy.

EB: sorry, was that mean? hm.

TG: LMAONSJDFNGHJH NO ITS FUNNY

TG: i <3 jane but goddam.....girl wild with her business obsession she could probs collapse the stock market w/in like a day w/ her corporate knowledge alone

TG: anyways thats FINE well get u there baby!!!! its all parta the rox brand plan!!!!!

TG: and like maybe once we conquer target we can getchu into a forever 21 or smth lmao

TG: anyway hows this friday sound?

TG: y/n on that badboy himme with a mf ANSWER boy!!!!

EB: uhh, yeah! that sounds good to me!

EB: i'll see you then roxy. :)

TG: CYU!!!! >:3cccccc

[suspiciousgay]

this is gonna be really funny or really fucking stupid

so @ohxfiddlesticks and i went on a lil midnight adventure so uh let’s begin shall we also this is probably gonna be super long so uh

oh and quick thing the reason it’s in text format and not screenshots is they stopped saving past the seventh pic so uh

broadway trash: i mean i can always rebrush alrighty i’ll see if we have anything that’s the equivalent to ginger ale

therapissed: Whoops

broadway trash: i’m taking my phone time for a midnight adventure except not really it’s just bread anyway

therapissed: Yeah I’ll go try to get smth too Bringing my phone

broadway trash: *starts screeching out the mission impossible theme* DUN DUN DUNNA DUN DUN DUNNA BWANANAAAAA

therapissed: We still have that lemon from last time lma o

broadway trash: pfff

therapissed: We have oatmeal cream pies Which isn’t healthy probably but Damn I really need an emoji keyboard for that shrug thing

broadway trash: i’m like prancing around while trying to be super quiet what is this ballerina superspy bullshit

therapissed: Lmao “I’m taking my phone time for a midnight adventure” It’s one lmao Oh we have bread Guess I’ll get that

broadway trash: I JUST COLLAPSED INTO THE FUCKING PANTRY IM

therapissed: Good job

broadway trasg: also good lord everything is so loud at night like plate shush

therapissed: Me @ the pantry door And the fridge door

broadway trash: i looked to my left and i thought someone was running at me i’m dying pfff same

therapissed: We have two radishes in the fridgs Fridge Why can’t I type fridge

broadway trash: ?????? well then

therapissed: They’re just like Laying there Not in a container or anything They’re just

*and this is where you imagine just two radishes sitting there in a fridge*

broadway trash: i almost dropped everything i was carrying hoooooo golly that would’ve been BAAAAD pffff

therapissed: I have two slices of bread and an oatmeal cream pie how did you get so much

broadway trash: ?? what??

therapissed: Idk you said “everything” you it seems like you had a lot Idk my brainsbdndnsnnfndnd

broadway trash: ohh *slams face onto the stove* nah i had some bread and got super hungry so i decided fuck it i’m making a sandwich and i almost dropped the condiments and the plate

therapissed: I could get saltine crackers *faceplants onto crackers* Oh ok Me, making a sandwich: Ok we got the bread and mayonnaise that’s all i feel like getting

broadway trash: pffff

therapissed: Mayonnaise sandwich i guess I found a ginger ale do you want it

broadway trash: sure

therapissed: *throws vaguely in your direction*

broadway trash: pfff thanks

therapissed: Yw It landed about 200 miles from you though Sorry

broadway trash: i misread that as the “uwu” face

therapissed: Lmao

broadway trash: oh well i need the exercise anyway

therapissed: “Here’s to happiness freedom and life” I hear through my earbuds as I make a mayonnaise sandwich at 1:10 AM

broadway trash: pffff same whoops ok the sandwich has been gotten now i want chocolate milk

therapissed: I filled my water bottle and forgot to bring it to the event lmao I’ll grab it when I go up

broadway trash: welp ok i feel like i’m about to get murdered every fucking noise is making me jump help something’s moving around down the hallway THE LIGHTS JUST WENT OUT FUCK IM A GONER

therapissed: Hey no that’s my job Being scared of everything

broadway trash: wtf when did i get mustard on my shirt

therapissed: Pfffft

broadway trash: where are the ghosts

therapissed: Shshshhshshsshshs

broadway trash: mother of fuck the towel keeps falling from its place

therapissed: SHUDH

broadway trash: STAY ON THE FUCKING COUNTER YOU DEMON

therapissed: SHUSH SVUSHSSDHHHHHH

broadway trash: SORRY

therapissed: ITS OK MY HOUSE IS FUCKING CREEPY THO IM DYING SHUS H

broadway trash: alrighty i’m still fucking hungry guess this is what happens when you eat nothing for a whole day wtf i forgot i had a light switch right next to me i was standing here paranoid in the dark for a decade doing nothing

therapissed: Lmao Where’s my water bottle One sec

broadway trash: okie then MOTHER OF FUCK MICROWAVE BE QUIETER actually y’know what fuck it *throws microwave out the window* uuuuuuugh it’s so fucking ominous i feel like i’m about to get sacrificed kill me now

therapissed: My bottle was in the sink under a few things but still full for some reason and when I took it out I died it was so loud

broadway trash: eH

therapissed: Yo do you wanna see ominous

broadway trash: uhh sure

therapissed: One second lemme get back downstairs bc I’m in my room right now

broadway trash: okie

*now imagine a staircase, like the kind from a horror movie*

broadway trash: fUCK

therapissed: There’s two lights on this stairwell and they turn on one at a time slowly

broadway trash: ok i just grabbed the biggest knife we have

therapissed: And that plastic up there? It moves a lot even if there’s only a fan on downstairs Also that pic doesn’t have all the stairs And to the right of me I have this

broadway trash: YEEZUS aAH NOISES FUCK YOU DEMON YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK

*ok now just imagine a black screen, like a void or something idk*

broadway trash: it’s just dark

therapissed: That’s to the right of me Ik Bc the lights are off

broadway trash: CHRIST ON A BIKE WHY IS THE NIGHT SO SCARY

therapissed: And my kitchen spans one side of the entire house (fuck you open-floor plans) and it uses three light switches to light it up and it’s really creepy bc smth could come from either direction while you’re making food and you wouldn’t know And behind me where I was making was a really big window lmao

broadway trash: oh god i legislation just yelled “HONEY CALM DOWM” save meeeeee ;-; legislation good fucking job me

therapissed: Pfffft

broadway trash: NOISES HOLD ON KNIFE WHERE ARE YOUUUU ;-; I JUST GRABBED THE FUCKING BLADE OW

therapissed: I’m eating in my room which is still creepy but like fuck no not the kitchen

broadway trash: wow i’m a real fuckup when scared

therapissed: Same What are you eating btw

broadway trash: chicken whoops there was a single chicken breast in a bag so

therapissed: At 1:30

broadway trash: y e p

therapissed: Lmao I somehow put too much mayonnaise on this sandwich I’m dying

broadway trash: ok so so far i almost broke a plate, got scared of a light, almost stabbed myself in the hand, and almost dropped my glass which is still full of milk my night is going derek swell** who the fuck is derek

therapissed: Pffffft

broadway trash: maybe he’s the thing making all the noises if it’s not him it better fucking be my cat

therapissed: I feel like I’m gonna one day haunt this house and people will just hear the weird laughter of me texting people

broadway trash: pfff yes and same acutally

bob: i was literally gone for like thirty minutes what happened

broadway trash: oH SHIT HI BOB

therapissed: Lmao

bob: oml

therapissed: We scavenged for food and died of fright seventeen times

bob: i

therapissed: We’re like those fainting goats

bob: y’all need a supervisor

broadway trash: i just started cackling for no reason help

bob: like an actual supervisor

broadway trash: is derek possessing me

bob: I’m hiring a babysitter omg

therapissed: Bob you’re our supervisor duh

bob: i was literally gone for thirty minutes

bob sent a video.

therapissed: HDHSNFNDNSJF

bob: this is literally what happened inn the last thirty minutes omg why also jemmy u ok

therapissed: Wait lemme find a video of fainting goats bc that’s what’s been happening to us

broadway trash: THAT WAS ON FULL VOLUME I THINK I WOKE MY NEIGHBORHOOD UP DAMMIT ME am i ever ok oh fuck my chocolate milk got all over the stove ;-; nOISES-

bob: i oh my god

broadway trash: MY SISTER JUST SCARED ME SO BAD I ALMOST KILLED A BITCH

bob: ok also fiddlesticks I’m going to call u tommy unless u want another nickname

therapissed: HOLY FUCK I JUST FOUND A CALL OF THE WILDMAN VIDEO IM CACKLIN G That’s fine

broadway trash: my sister thought i was crying

bob: y’all need a babysitter and r u crying or r u laughing

broadway trash: no i was like nervously cackling

bob: oohok

broadway trash: i think derek’s possessing me

bob: ok

therapissed sent a video.

bob: tell derek it’s bedtime

broadway trash renamed the group “Flagelise, Bucko, Tim, and Bob (and Derek???), the best truer friendshit that lives on Mt. Guf and is made up of beginner crocodiles and trrible draaings that canr tyoe wayways and definitely aren’t suspicious so don’t be suspicious rup lmal iips”

therapissed: TIM I FOUND US OMG

broadway trash: derek is our new demon friend

bob: please tell ur new demon friend it’s past bedtime

therapissed: Dude: *sneezes* Us: *dies* I forgot how ridiculous that show was I think the dude died by crocodile though

broadway trash: e H wow now i’m sad ;-;

trerapissed: Sorry But Are we fainting goats or are we fainting goats

broadway trash: no we’re fainting goats

therapissed: Good argument I take my statement back Bob where’d you go we’re gonna die without you

broadway trash renamed the group “Flagelise, Bucko, Tim, and Bob (and Derek???), the best truer friendshit that lives on Mt. Guf and is made up of beginner crocodiles, trrible draaings, and fainting goats that canr tyoe wayways and definitely aren’t suspicious so don’t be suspicious rup lmal iips”

therapissed: Lma o Oh

Call, 3s

bob: what

broadway trash: WAS THAT ME SORRY wait what

therapissed: Nvm

broadway trash: oh what i’m confused

therapissed: I forgot lmao Tim are you still eating or

broadway trash: no i’m brushing my teeth

therapissed: Okie dokie I love TGC’s Tony performance wtf

broadway trash: i almost fell into the bathtub help

therapissed: . Fainting goat

bob: what are y’all doing

therapissed: We are literally fainting goats personified wtf

broadway trash: i’m dying

bob: jemmy no jemmy please tommy don’t encourage this please

therapissed: I’m not Not trying to at least

broadway trash: I JUST DROPPED MY PHONE IT WAS SO LOUD IM SNORTING HELP

bob: omg

therapissed: WTF TIM WHAT ARE YOU DOIN G

bob: i love u all but what

broadway trash: MY SISTER SCARED ME

therapissed: TIM WHY

broadway trash: HEY BLAME HER NOT ME

therapissed: You are a disaster But so am I So it’s fine

broadway trash: YEA NO SHIT HONEY

bob: how does ur sister scare you so often u were literally in the bathroom

broadway trash: I GET SCARED EASILY WHY DO YOU THINK I HAD A BIG ASS KITCHEN KNIFE WHILE I WAS EATING A SANDWICH

bob: why did u have a knife if u know u get scared easily

therapissed: Bc she gets scared easily

bob: doesn’t that mean ur chances of stabbing someone rises

therapissed: But

broadway trash: ye but

therapissed: She didn’t want to be stabbed by someone else

broadway trash: ye

bob: ur literally in ur own house

broadway trash: IM PARANOID OK

bob: ok fine but no more knife

therapissed: Yes more knives All of the knives

bob: no more knives

broadway trash: they’re right in my kitchen??

therapissed: ALL OF THEM

bob: tommy no

therapissed: Tommy yes

bob: tommy n o

broadway trash: and i have like two pocket knives in my room?

therapissed: Tommy y e s

bob: ok jemmy 1) no and 2) tommy wtf

therapissed: ;)

bob: g r o u n d e d

[chittaphonsai]

tagged by @dongsookies !!

hey hi sofia im arianne and i like using the brown crayon :// its not useless :/// like when u draw trees :// u need the brown crayon :// pls add facts to support ur statements :///  jk dont fite me; ur rlly cute i lowkey luf u thanks for tagging me !! 💌🌹💫🌙✨ 

rules: complete the survey and say who tagged you in the beginning. when you are finished you have to tag people to do this survey. have fun and enjoy!! 

1. are you named after someone? 

um,,,,,, not someone,,, but like,,,, a rocketship lmao, but true 

2. when was the last time you cried? 

literally yesterday iM SORRY during pe we were doing sprints i h8 sPORT and i ran 400m and was like fml aND THEN the teacher was like ok we have time for u to run 800m and i was like bs i just ran im not doin in again but bein the good student i am i was like yolo (lmao, im not sorry) and ran the 800m legit 5mins after running 400m and during like the last lap i started crying woop 

 3. do you like your handwriting? 

 its alrite :/// 

 4. what is your favorite lunch to eat? 

i lov to eat everything but ill let u want i dont like - sandwiches and tomatoes :///  

5. do you have kids?

um,,,, the dream boys my smol sons ¿? nope im like 7 (disclaimer: im not actually 7 lmao)

6. if you were another person, would you be friends with you? 

i h8 myself so like no ¿? jk im rlly fun LMAO I HOPE SO so i probably would tbh

7. do you use sarcasm? 

too often; i reply with sarcasm at sarcasm so people think im bein serious woop 

8. do you still have your tonsils? 

mhm 

9. would you bungee jump? 

id like to say i would,,,, but probably not lol 

10. what is your favorite kind of cereal? 

cocoa pop or crunchy nut :))) 

11. do you untie your shoes when you take them off? 

most of the time yep bc i tie my shoes rlly tight lol 

12. do you think you’re a strong person? 

physically - no, emotionally - nOPE LMAO 

13. what is your favorite ice cream flavour? 

mango sorbet and baskin robin’s pink lemonade 😩👌🏼💦👅 i like sour flavours woop but if they dont have those i usually get chocolate chip cookie dough 

14. what is the first thing you notice about people? 

the shape of their face (lol does that sound creepy???) and also their voice and the way they act nd speak lmao

15. red or pink? 

i lov wearing red and i lov just lookin at different shades of pink (it’s a soft colour, it makes me soft :’)))

16. what is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself? 

probably the shape of my face, its rlly round lol 

17. what color pants and shoes are you wearing now? 

im wearing denim shorts and maroon converse my parents forced me outside bc they wanted to catch the new pokemon :/// (update: bad idea; i have 2 huge mosquito bites now rip)

18. what was the last thing you ate? 

mango !! ( ok but why are mangoes so expensive here :// ) 

19. what are you listening to right now? 

a supplementary story : you never walk alone - bts 

20. if you were a crayon, what color would you be? 

idk maybe yellow ????? bc everyone knows theres yellow but they dont rlly use it except for colouring the sun or smth bc u cant rlly see it on white paper; like its acknowledged but ignored and i can relate to it on a spiritual level crayon philosophy w arianne, wHY AM I LIKE THIS LMAOAOAO

21. favorite smell? 

i lov fruity scents and atm i lov the pink grapefruit mist from body shop it smells so nice agsgsjsksk 

22. who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? 

my mum 

23. favorite sport to watch? 

 ,,,,,,sport ¿? 

24. hair colour? 

vvvvvvv dark brown 

25. eye colour? 

vvvvvvv dark brown 

26. do you wear contacts? 

i dont wear contacts but i do wear glasses 

27. favorite food to eat?

noodles w soup especially when its cold :’)))

28. scary movies or comedy?

romantic comedies :)))

29. last movie you watched? 

hyung; the one kyungsoo is in,,,,, its sO ANGSTY OHMYGAOAD

30. what color of shirt are you wearing?

its red and has tiny birds on it lol

31. summer or winter? 

winter !!! I HATE SUMMER with a firey passion lol get it bc its hot ;^)) australian summers are so sdkjhaskdjh and i have no air conditioning rip

32. hugs or kisses? 

hugs :’))) ♡

33. what book are you currently reading?

i used to read alot of real books but now i dont lmao but the last real book i read was love charms and other disasters by kimberly karalius and i loved it !!

34. who do you miss right now?

tEN WHERE ARE U

35. what is on your mouse pad? 

i dont have one woop

36. what is the last tv program you watched?

i was catching up on mkr (i love cooking reality shows lmao) but i also rewatched some of married at first sight (bc aw¿ some of the couples are rlly cute but i live for drama bYE) i usually dont watch actual tv shows lol

37. what is the best sound?

keyboards typing or like rain if the first one was a too weird lmao

38. rolling stones or the beatles? 

im not a fan of either,,,,,,,,

39. what is the furthest you have ever traveled?

australia to singapore to philippines to hongkong - alot of connecting flights but it was funnn !!

40. do you have a special talent? 

leaving an assignment till the last day then spending the whole night before doing all of it w/ minimal emotional breakdowns lmao woops but in all honestly im also pretty good at pen twirling spinning ?? :)))

41. where were you born? 

i was born in the philippines, but i live in australia woop 

42. people you expect to participate in this?

@ncshi, @itshaechan, @yutasings, @omfgten only if u want to~ :) ♡

i ramble too much and this is a good example of that fact woops