#ALSO THEIR HEIGHT DIFFERENCE ONG

[epicfroggz]

“I said I owe you one.”

[xxsabitoxx]

My Personal Hashira 🍆 Size Ranking

Warning: if it ain’t obvious, this contains smut lmao — therefore Muichiro is 100% not included in this. We’re talking about 🍆, length, girth, all the fun stuff. So if PPs make you uncomfortable keep on scrolling babes </3

A/N: these low key stress me out cause I feel like people can get pretty defensive over these types of Headcanons. Especially if my own thought differs from yours. Regardless, these are just my personal takes/HCs. My word is not law so do not be upset if my HC does not match yours / don’t feel the need to change how you HC these things to fit my POV. This is why I refrain from describing size in my fics, I want y’all to imagine it in a way that you like lololol

Lastly, idgaf if you see some of this as unrealistic, these are fake, fictional drawings of men, if I wanna give Gyomei a 44ft long 🍆, I can and will (I didn’t but you get the point.) Anyways enjoy my personal thoughts on this matter

1. Himejima Gyomei

Is anyone fucking shocked that this 7’2 (220cm) man is packing the biggest schlong among the male Hashira?

I mean let’s be logical real quick, his dick is as big as the rest of him. This man’s dick is dragging on the floor.

Soft: 11.2

Hard: 12.3

Call it unrealistic idgaf this man is LONG

Girthy too, he’s fucking beefy all over

This man’s dick will feel like he’s shoving his wrist up in there ong bro

It curves downward slightly when hard, I mean shit that thing is heavy, it stands no chance against gravity

2. Uzui Tengen

Again, the man is 6’6 (198cm).

Height comes into play when it comes to our two tank Hashira

Therefore none of you should be surprised that they are the top two

Soft: 9

Hard: 10.3

Your guts are getting rearranged, he knows the length he has but often underestimates how far he can go…

He’s long but doesn’t have a crazy girth to him, which thank fuck it doesn’t take as much prep to take him

He’s pretty straight when hard and manages to flex it and keep it up (he totally does dick tricks & you can’t convince me otherwise)

3. Tomioka Giyu

I’m standing by my “big dick Giyu” head canon. I just know this man is packing a weapon down there

What’s crazy is he wasn’t even aware of how good he had it until he overheard other corps members chatting

Soft: 6.3

Hard: 7.4

He’s got a decent girth and as weird as it may sound, it’s pretty, like really pretty to look at

When hard, it curves upwards and stands at attention which makes him a bit embarrassed

He knows how to use it, because of that he’s pretty confident in that aspect which is wild for him

He will also rearrange your guts unintentionally (or intentionally hehe)

4. Shinazugawa Sanemi

I don’t wanna hear one PEEP from any of you that Sanemi should be above Giyu.

My man is forth on the list but that ain’t mean shit, he’s still got a lot going on down there

Soft: 6

Hard: 7

He’s girthy, will tear you up girth, needs thirty minutes of prep minimum because of how wildly he fucks girth

He sticks straight out, no curve in sight and honestly looks like he defies gravity.

He’s like Tengen, can do dick tricks. But unlike Tengen he doesn’t make that known / show you lmao.

He’ll break your back, he may even hurt you (fully unintentional) if he gets too into it. That thing is fr a weapon

5. Rengoku Kyojuro

He’s fifth on the list but trust me he’s not lacking

He’s second smallest, but he’s not small, if you get what I mean. It’s kinda like how we rank the Hashira weakest to strongest but regardless they are still the strongest in the corps… that make sense?

Soft: 5.8

Hard: 6.8

He curves upwards, very prominent veins running along his shaft (heh, shaft)

Girth wise, he’s about normal. Not too intimidating but def offers you a good stretch, forgoing prep is real bold tbh

He’s a quick learner so he quickly masters how to fuck you

He will strive to go as far as your body will let him, so expect to be bruised / sore

6. Iguro Obanai

My king. He may be “smallest” among the Hashira men, but that doesn’t mean shit.

He’s not self conscious of his dick, he knows how to use it. He’s also pretty content with it’s size

Soft: 5.6

Hard: 6.5

See? You can’t come for me cause he ain’t even SMALL

Obanai’s dick is pretty, too. It curves upwards slightly, since he’s pretty pale, his veins are prominent

He’s got an average girth, he doesn’t need to prep you forever to get you ready. Which works in his favor cause he likes to “punish” you with no prep & going in raw

He can and will abuse your cunt, he’s not satisfied until you genuinely can’t walk without limping for a few days

[ofmonstersandlovers]

Orc Lover x Reader Headcanons

I don't thing you know just how long this has been stuck in my head ong

Warnings: Gender Neutral reader, fluff, suggestive

Gawd dayum just imagine having an orc lover

They'd be quite bugger than you but so damn gentle about it

Oh you can't reach the top shelf? I got it sweetie

You can't see something? No problem, let me lift you!

Oh you want to give him a kiss? He'll just squat a bit so you can reach his lips

Hell, he might just lift you up to his height so that you can properly kiss

Speaking of the size difference, just loves to wrap his arms around you and just...encase you lol

Rests his head on the tops of yours--but like, he's very mindful of his tusks

Loves being bigger than you because it means he can protect you!

Also please, if you pick out special jewelry for his tusks he'll wear it like a damn badge

Though he adores the size difference he's very soft with you

He's very conscious of the fact that you're human so he'll touch you like you're made of porcelain

Orc lover is also very quiet

Not in a shy way though, he's just quiet

Likes to just sit in silence with you, though, he has to have some part touching you.

Which leads into his love language; physical contact!

It doesn't have to be full blown body on top of body, he's perfectly happy with just his hand touching any part of you

However, even it comes to more *ahem* intimate times, he [i]needs[/i] to be touching you.

Doesn't matter the position, his hands will be busy

He likes telling you about his orc culture.

Snorts affectionately when you attempt to speak his language because you're stumbling over certain pronunciations

Doesn't mean he wants you to stop. If anything, he encourages to learn his language!

Will like to win you thinks at carnivals and or arcades, as winning a competition and giving their lover the prize is apart of orc culture

So get ready to have a fuck-ton of unnecessary plushies

Overall, a very soft and quiet lover who just hands to hold your hand and give you things that make you smile!

10/10 when will it be my turn to be happy ;^;

[danikamariewrites]

Ok so this but with rhysand and Azriel ddlg relationship like ong the size difference

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLFC2m3s/

I can just imagine reader just like grabbing their hand like their thumb and dragging them to like different shops whenever they go out shopping or whenever they like go out in general that’s how Reader holds her hands so she doesn’t get lost because she’s short and they don’t want her to get lost Them always like picking her up and manhandling her because she’s so tiny like omg the height difference so hot 🥵

I could also see them being so overprotective over tiny reader and them teasing her calling her tiny tinny

Hold My Hand

Rhysriel x reader

A/n: i want azriel to tease me about being tiny so bad and I just want to hold both of their hands ughhh

Warnings: throuple, ddlg relationship, reader gives Az & Rhysie a scare, mentions of kidnapping

Rhys and Azriel had been putting off on taking you shopping for days now. They were either busy or a court emergency had come up. It was time to put your foot down.

Marching into Rhysand’s office you approached the situation with calm and cool head. Yelling at your mates would get you nothing but a rough punishment for yelling. So you bat your eye lashes, play with your fingers and put on your sweetest voice to get what you want.

Rhys and Az look at you with sweet smiles, ecstatic to see their baby girl so early in the morning. “Good morning, darling,” Rhys coos at you. Standing from his desk Rhys makes his way over to you. You look up at him, giving him your sweetest smile. He brings his large hands up to cup your face. “Morning,” you chirp.

Rhys’s smile widens as he places a small kiss on your forehead. “What can Az and I do for you this morning baby girl?” Oh you had him wrapped around your finger. “You and Azzy promised to take me shopping, and well it’s been a few days since you said you would. Do you think we can go today, please daddy?”

You pout up at him to seal the deal. From the twinkle in his violet eyes you knew you won. As you got lost in Rhys’s eyes you didn’t notice Azriel come up to you two. He gently runs a scared hand through your hair, giving you a loving look. “Did you want to go now, princess?” You let out a small hum and nod your head enthusiastically. You grab their hands and pull them from Rhys’s office, yapping about what stores you want to go to.

Walking around the city Rhys and Azriel each have one of your hands in their large ones. Making sure you stay close to them. The only time your mates let go is if you’re in a shop, picking up something you want or stopping to snack. In their free hands, Rhys and Azriel carry all your shopping bags.

Walking by the front of the latest shop the window display of fashion imported from the Winter Court distracts you. Ice blue, snowy white, and diamonds sparkle on the luxurious coat and matching winter dress you must have.

A new thing caught your eye out on the street. The crowd seemed to part just for you to reveal your favorite seasonal treat! You thought the frozen treat cart would be gone by now that fall was approaching. This was the perfect addition to your day!

Without a word to the boys you dashed out of the store and across the street. Eyeing the menu you tapped your fingers together, lipping your lips in excitement.

It wasn’t until a few minutes later that Azriel realized you were gone. His shadows darting out to find you. Rhys was having one of the shopkeepers box up the dress and coat in the window.

Azriel grabbed Rhys’s arm roughly, his eyes wide with panic. “What?” Rhys asks softly, his eyes roaming around the store for you. When he noticed that you weren’t here panicking set in. Azriel could hear Rhys’s heart rate pick up.

The two of them dashed around the store looking for you. With no sight of you they split up going to the shops next door.

Meeting back in the first shop and finding each other unsuccessful fear and anger set in. What if you were taken? Who would dare take you, the mate of a High Lord and the Nigh Court Spymaster?

The shopkeeper that was helping Rhys earlier timidly made her way over. Tapping Rhys on the shoulder he whips around. The poor girl jumps at the sudden movement. Not backing down she points out the window, “Is that who you’re looking for?”

A deep sigh leaves both males as their shoulders relax at the sight of you. Collecting the shopping bags they rush out to you.

Wrapped up in your conversation with the vendor you didn’t notice your mates behind you. Rhys cleared his throat causing you to jump. You turn, smiling up at your mates. “Rhys, Az look! The frozen treat cart is still out!” They raise their eyebrows at you, giving you a look that says ‘what have we told you about running off?’

You suck in your lips, eyes going wide. “I gotta go, I’ll see you later Harold.” You wave at him cheerily as Rhys grabs your hand pulling you away.

“I’m sorry,” you squeak out, clinging to your mates as you finish your treat. “I just got so excited daddy.” Az stops, holding your chin in his hand. “I won’t lie princess you scared us. Just remember to slow down and tell us next time, yeah.” You nod at him batting your eyelashes lovingly. Az leans down to steal a quick kiss from you.

“Now, is there anywhere else you would like to go?” You tap a finger against your chin, scrunching your nose in thought. You let out a hum, “Nah, I just wanna go home. I’m absolutely exhausted.” You exaggerate making your mates laugh.

“Come here, darling.” Rhys reaches out for you, letting you jump on his back. The whole way home you rested your head against Rhys’s shoulder so you could still see Azriel. Rhys would occasionally rub soothing circles on your thighs. By the time your home your eyes are half closed. Rhys lays you on the couch tucking you in with your favorite blanket.

They both kiss you on the head before starting to walk away. Your hand quickly reaches out for Azriel’s. Tugging on his fingers he looks down at you with a small smile. “What’s up princess?” “Will you stay for a bit?”

“Of course, my love.”

[eta-volantis]

I'm legit confused about people complaining that Hugo is no longer muscular like he's never meant to be?? Bro is a twink all the way from his art in Lycaon's backstory, they just made him somewhat more realistically proportioned in the game. Pompey is big and buff in art, for example, but in the game (or whatever we saw of him if I recall) he looks WAY more normal. And the only thing they changed from 1.5 is his head proportions!!? So his body hasn't changed at all!!? Like where are people getting that he's buffed??

What get me is people saying Lighter is actually slim when bro got cake IN GAME (which is a treat, thank you ZZZ). He wears clothes that fits him, guys. If the women like Evelyn and Caesar get the same treatment, their boobas also won't look as big. Like if you look at Zhu Yuan, while her booba his huge it looks more like how it actually is wearing clothes while still have fanservice flairs.

Like I'm so sorry Hugo is pretty and has some femininity because apparently that is a crime for men to have. Clearly he's not for you then like if you're upset he's not a bodybuilder and that he has a cute face.

If they had changed him completely, I'd kinda get that they gave a different expectation, but he hardly changed!! They just brushed him up to make him standout more as a playable character ong

Edit:

I also want to point out that Hugo is tall af because Lycaon currently stands at 198cm so Hugo is likely at least 180+cm in height at the very least like even standing next to Lycaon, he is not a small man he is just small by comparison because Lycaon is MASSIVE

Like going by other screenshots where Hugo is standing more in line with Lycaon, he's likely ~185cm since he reaches around Lycaon's eyes height

[pivatex]

✨cartman headcanons✨

the ones in red are his teen hc's

to all the ppl out there saying "ong hes german" YES. hes scottish AND german (liane is german, tenorman was scottish)

he has that strawberry brown typa hair that shimmers in the sun 🤗🤗

AND NO HES NOT A DISGUSTING DISCORD MOD LURING RANDOM KIDS TO BE HIS KITTENS. he'd prolly waste his time on reddit or the darkweb (he mainly uses tiktok, also quotes memes irl)

eric definitely took his mother's side of genes (appearance) bro has the longest lashes and the fullest lips (+bonus points for manipulation)

i can see him being a very touchy guy, like not to just provoke someone, he's naturally always clinging to something/someone

I GOT THIS ONE FROM A FIC ("triple layer chocolate cake and painted eggs for holidays" by creatortan) : once he visits someone, he always takes up the kitchen cooking, baking, whatever the shit he wants to do (in the end its always a full blown 5-star meal)

cannot for the love of god, speak nor write a single shit correctly. THERES ALWAYS SMTH THAT HE SAYS OR WRITES THATS COMPLETELY OUTTA POCKET 😭😭

he absolutely loves romance/drama movies BUT his faves are novels. u cant tell me otherwise. like he be sitting there on his bed, in the kitchen, ON THE TOILET??? only focusing on the book that he's reading.. also a very fast reader (his fav book is wuthering heights)

tweek's and his paranoia are equally as bad. the difference is that cartman learned to cover it up over time, mainly bc he'd be stamped off as "one of the disabled"

cartman has heterochromia, right? and bc of his one blue eye he's able to see and remember kenny's deaths (hes not a fan of his eye) thats why in most photos you'd see his left eye being covered by his hand, an object, anything. 🤯

the main 4, or anyone in this case, refer to scott tenorman and eric cartman, they like to use "the men" (bc of their surnames ending with -man)

after all the things he's been through, he will always hate the fact that ppl still call him "cartman" not "eric"

MAN I FUCKING LOVE MAKING HC'S FOR THIS POOKIE 😭😭😭☝️☝️☝️ (pls tell me if yall want more )

[iloveslllycatss]

can i req kaminari hcs or a oneshot with a taller s/o ong

no pressure ofc, you do you bae

𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙧 𝙨/𝙤 𝙝𝙘𝙨

𝘬𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘪 𝘹 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 

𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴: 𝘧𝘶𝘯 𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 😞, 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 (𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘫𝘰𝘬𝘦)

✩ he LOVES the height difference 

✩ bc he’s kinda short ykyk (he’s like 5’7)

✩ you always put his game on the highest most highest shelf just to piss him off (as a joke)

✩ he would literally worship the ground u walk on AKDKKS

✩ would most def call u giraffe. (teasing ofc)

✩ “hey denks :)”

✩ “hey, my cute lil giraffe ;)”

✩ “stfu”

✩ BACKHUGS. he would give u backhugs all the time. even if his face don’t even reach your shoulders it’s FINE, or if your just a bit taller than him, he would stand on his tippy toes and give u a kiss on the cheek while backhugging you

✩ loves when u wear heels. idk why but this dude LOVES to be dominated (not?? like that..)

✩ he isn’t a bit embarrassed about your height, in fact he BRAGS about it

✩ “guys aren’t i SOOOO lucky to have a s/o who’s as cute and as tall as y/n 😍”

✩ “shut the FUCK UP” -bakugo (he’s such a hater 🙄 (as a joke))

✩ one time he was trying to mock ur height (teasing 😞) and put on some DRAG QUEEN 6INCH STILETTO HEELS 

✩ let’s just say his head wasn’t so okay after…

✩ loves to be the little spoon while u guys are cuddling 

✩ whenever he’s the big spoon this dude will SCOOT HIMSELF UP so he can be taller than you wile your laying down 😭

✩ he also calls u beanstalk 😞

✩ “hey denks r these heels to tall?”

✩ “awe baby no they’re beautiful, they bring out the beanstalk in you 😜”

✩ “i love you but that was the most unfunny shit you have ever said 😐”

✩ YOUR CONTACT NAME ON HIS PHONE IS “my baby 🦒👠”

✩ if your super taller than him, his hand is always on your waist while walking, if your somewhat barely taller than him, his arm is around your shoulder

✩ his shoes have a small platform to give him height 😢 

✩ when you get insecure about your height, he’ll cuddle you and shower you with praises after comforting you

✩ overall hes just a 10/10 boyfriend 🤷‍♀️ 

a/n: i’m sorry this took me kinda long 😞 i didn’t have my ipad last night it got taken away

hope u like tho 😉

not proofread

@/ilovesillycats

plz don’t copy my work 😞

[clover-the-awesomest]

Really really wanna just answer as many of these as I can so I’m gonna do just that. Fuck you. I do what I want.

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Espio and Sonic, (STH comics) Hunter, (TOH) Lance and Keith, (VLD) Disaster Twins, (ROTTMNT) Beelzebub, (Helluva Boss) Commander Peepers, (WOY) MK, Macaque, and Tang, (LMK) and I guess Shadow and Renegade from Sonic Prime.

Flamethrower.

Nope! Even keep the blinds over the window because my parents warned me long ago that creeps could climb up my window and look at me sleeping. Highly unlikely cuz I’m on the second floor and we don’t have anything that can be used for climbing up a goddamn wall, but I still keep the window closed cuz otherwise my room gets cold… Don’t like the cold, especially when asleep.

idk, uhhhh… Aliens…? That doesn’t count does it? (I only believe in the slight possibility of there being aliens btw)

Hazel!

idk cuz it was fun

Scrunchies…? I don’t see the difference.

None cuz I left mine downstairs 🥺

No coffee. I’m hyper enough as is. (ADHD gremlin)

Only if they try to slaughter me first 🤷‍♀️

Art class…? Or maybe lunch…? Idfk

It’s a kind of day

BROTHER I WAS EATING ALL GODDAMN DAY I THINK IM FINE FOR NOW (As of writing this lol)

YES OMG The smell of everything before and after it rains is so beautiful and tranquil… It all smells so damp and so clean, so fresh… Like every single plant in the world had just been watered and taken care of. I love it so so incredibly much. My favorite smell in the whole world hands down.

Nope!

Not yet!

idk. All I know is that I don’t need glasses.

Shampoo and conditioner

Never have but yes (Be warned. I will most likely fuck up)

Neither I say coke because our mini-fridge is full of either that or seltzer and it’s so annoying BECAUSE INSTEAD IT SHOULD BE FULL OF WATER BECAUSE WATER IS DELICIOUS AND IT IS ACTUALLY THE HEALTHIEST DRINK OUT THERE. WHY DO THE RESIDENTS OF THIS HOUSEHOLD LOVE COKE AND SELTZER SO MUCH.

Like. All of my favorite stuffed animals. Shockingly enough I didn’t have a lot so it was easy to keep them all.

Someone who’s humor is heavily based on cartoons and sarcasm.

Eh. I don’t like it, but as long as I plan for it then it’s manageable.

Nothing. I would not be going on that rooftop. (Deathly afraid of heights)

Deodorant.

Me as a little toddler seeing the face of someone I haven’t seen in a long, long time…

idk like 7 or something?

Nope!

HOT. BURNING HOT. Not enough to hurt or be scalding, but there are those days where you just wanna make it a few hundred degrees hotter…

Bruh if I had dirty dishes in my room they’d never hear the end of it from me. (And I’d never hear the end of it from my mom)

idk whatever fits with the story in my head that day

Not really A favorite towel but a bunch of favorite towels. So yes.

Exploring new routes to take for when I go on walks down the street. It had a sign that said “Children” and my lil bro was with me so we went.

Yep! “Alice” by Peggy, “Overwhelmed” by Ryan Mack, and “Writing on the Wall” by Will Stetson. There are more but I have to actually look up the song title to know what it’s called and for me to remember the lyrics) Oh and also a ton of Crush 40 songs too!

idk and I won’t tell you. (For privacy reasons)

I DIDNT KNOW I COULD DO THAT????????

Oh a very near and dear friend. We don’t talk much anymore but her mom is a family friend so we still meet up from time to time.

Me

No it’s gross

Yes

Don’t drink coffee but if I would I’d probably take it black like my soul-

YouTube! Love binging the same videos over and over again! AND ONG THE ANIMATION SCENE ON YOUTUBE RIGHT NOW IS INSANE IM SO HAPPY FOR ALL THE INDIE ANIMATORS OVER THERE RIGHT NOW THEY TRULY DO DESERVE IT

They could kill me in one shot without it even being a critical hit. That shit is like One Punch Man but without the “Man” and without the anime

Whoever caused inflation, or my little brother. I cannot decide for the life of me.

Yes I was sick and I showed my mom a funny Rainworld animatic

The old stop-motion films like the one about Santa Claus and Rudolph with the really grandpa-coded narrator. Love those fun little creations he came up with! Whoever did the stop-motion work and the puppetry has some real talent!

idk I think I sent my friends something about adhd

I NEVER HAVE AND I NEVER WILL. GET THAT SHIT AWAY FROM MY CRUSTY MUSTY OLD LIPS.

No, unfortunately… 😭

If you want to, I guess. Only if it’s ROTTMNT or Wander Over Yonder tho

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HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A LOT OMG I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH THAT ONE WOOHOOOO

I wanna do another hehe

here’s weirder asks

who is/are your comfort character(s)?

lighter or matches?

do you leave the window open at night?

which cryptyd being do you believe in?

what color are your eyes?

why did you do that?

hair-ties or scrunchies?

how many water bottles are in your room right now?

which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

would you slaughter the rich?

favorite extracurricular activity?

what kind of day is it?

when was the last time you ate?

do you love the smell of earth after it rains?

are you a parent? (all answers qualify)

can you drive?

are you farsighted or nearsighted?

what hair products do you use?

imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

do you say soda or pop?

something you’ve kept since childhood?

what type of person are you?

how do you feel about chilly weather?

if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

perfume/body spray or lotion?

a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

about how many hours of sleep did you get?

do you wear a mask?

how do you like your shower water?

is there dishes in your room?

what type of music keeps you grounded?

do you have a favorite towel?

the last adventure you’ve been on?

is there a song you know every word to by heart?

what’s your timezone?

how many times have you changed your url?

someone in your life, other than a relative, you’ve known for 10+ years?

a soap bar that smells good?

do you use lip balm?

did you have any snacks today?

how do you take your coffee?

an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site?

what’s your take on spicy foods?

you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?

can you remember what happened yesterday?

favorite holiday film?

what was the last message you sent?

when did you first try an alcohol beverage?

can you skip rocks?

can i tag you in random stuff?

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Storytime: me and my chaotic ahh crush

My storytime:

So 2 years ago I saw at school the CUTEST boy on Earth like omg he was my ultimate crush and he was SMILING AT MEEE, and he was a grade older. Some days afterwards I learned his name and followed him on IG without talking. I was happy to see him at school but nothing more. Last year I saw that it was his birthday cause our school has an electronic board where ppl's birthdays are being celebrated. Took my chance and sent him a message. I wished him a happy birthday "Hii you don't know me but I've seen your name on the board and I was like omg I follow him! So I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday!" And instead of saying "haha ty" HE ALSO ASKED ABOUT ME AND WHO I WAS AND I SENT HIM A PICTURE AND HE WAS LIKE OHHH BUT IK YOU AND WE WERE TALKING AND EVERYTHING ANDBDDNDNDNDN. Until he put me on delivered for a day, then two days, then a week... I simply liked his last message and we didn't talk anymore.

But idk 3 months later I came back and we talked and flirted LIKE HE WOULD CALL ME BABE AND SWEETHEART ☹️☹️☹️. OK AT SCHOOL I DO LOOK MEAN AND TOO EXTROVERTED BUT I DEEPLY WANTED HIM TO TALK TO ME LIKE COME ON YOU'RE ALMOST TWICE MY HEIGHT HOW COME I EVEN SCARED YOU BUT YOU CALL ME SWEET NAMES I ONCE TRIED TO TALK TO HIM AND HE GOT SOOO SCARED HE ALMOST RAN AWAY AND APOLOGISED IN TEXTS but he eventually started to leave me on delivered for A MONTH AND EVERY TIME HE LEFT ME ON DELIVERED HE WOULD STILL WATCH MY STORIES. During the summer holidays I left him on read for 2 or 5 days and he was like yeah you're awful and blablabla. Sent him some texts and we were now at school, he still didn't open them so I blocked him and wished him sm bad things now he has severe acne and isn't pretty + HE WAS TALKING TO ANOTHER GIRL AND I LEARNED THAT I WAS THE OTHER WOMAN. Now my hg had a crush on a friend of his and it was so funny cause the whole group hates us still we NEVER TALKED TO THEM AHAHAHA HER PAST CRUSH HATEEEEES US and btw him and the other girl became a couple and stayed together for like a month ☠️ BUT WAIT and on Monday my other hg said to a friend of mine "yeah the tall boy behind me with acne is name+e" to make a LITTLE difference like girl you just added an e.. HE WAS 30CM BEHIND THEM AND MY HG TURNED AROUND AND FACE HIM AAAAAAAH and like I was already forward so I just hear her literally DYING of laughter it was SO LOUD THAT'S THE FIRST TIME IN 3 YEARS SHE LAUGHED LIKE THIS...

Then she came up to me and told me... i turned around to see if he was still here and worse. HIS FRIEND, THE PAST CRUSH OF MY OTHER HG WAS FOR THE FIRST TIME NOT LOOKING AT US LIKE THIS "😠" CAUSE HE ALWAYS DOESSSS AND LITTERALY HATES US BUT THIS TIME HE WAS SMILING LIKE I WAS SO PITYFUL ONG IF EVEN HE SMILED AT ME. Then at noon we crossed paths and I tried so hard to not notice his eyes staring at my soul then my 2 hgs said "HEY FOR ONCE HE WAS SMILING!!!"... then at the end of the day I tried to run away from their group and then my hgs said "name they don't hve AIDS" and the group heard us and laughed...

Since then we ignore them so hard we almost didn't eye contact them 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻.

BUT TODAY I CROSSED ROADS LIKE I WAS WITH MY HG AND HE WAS ALONE AND THERE WAS NO ONE ELSE AND WE LOOKED AT EACH OTHER CAUSE WE WERE LIKE PASSING AND OH GOD DO I STILL FEEL SOMETHING FOR THIS MF ??? NAH I WILL TRY WAYS TO GET OVER HIM AHHHH

[group4projectdevelopment]

Belbin & Myers-Briggs results - Ong Jian Wei

Figure 1: My Belbin test results.

My top three team roles are Implementer (IMP), Completer Finisher (CF), and Co-ordinator (CO). I haven’t taken this test before, but the results match my personality and traits. I preferred to work in or create a well-organised structure to ensure everything runs smoothly during production and to avoid conflicts caused by poor planning. In addition, for past group projects, I’ve taken on leadership or secretarial roles. However, I find it hard to adapt to new changes in processes or keep up with new technology and ideas. Overall, the test results feel accurate, and I plan to focus on strengthening my skills and addressing my weaknesses.

Figure 2: My Myers-Briggs test results.

In mid-2024, I took a similar test and discovered that my personality type was INFJ-T. However, as shown in figure 2, my personality type has since changed to ISFJ. I did not notice this at first, but after reflecting on how my life has changed since taking a big step out of my comfort zone by studying abroad, far from everything familiar to me, I realized the difference. I now prefer realistic and practical ideas over big, ambitious projects. In the past, I would support or work on large projects without fully understanding how much time and resources were required. This often led to projects feeling rushed and unfinished due to a lack of time and motivation. During the group experiment to create a transport that would prevent an egg from cracking on impact from a high place, I noticed my tendency to organise and structure the process to ensure smooth progress. I asked group members for ideas on how to proceed and then structured those ideas into a forming clear plan. I also helped in boosting other member's ideas and crediting them for their idea. This ensured their contributions and skills were recognised. Within the short and intense time frame, I realized I was able to think creatively by interpreting the rules differently. For example, I suggested wrapping the egg with stronger tape to maintain the shell's shape upon impact and reduce the chance of it cracking. Overall, each group member's knowledge and contributions played a crucial role in ensuring our egg survived the impact from being released from a height. I am truly thankful and grateful to have been part of a group with such talented individuals.

[gia-ador]

My Experience of the Borongan City Fiesta 2024

Nothing really beats the annual feast and festivals of the city. Borongan City's annual Padul-ong Festival was the buzz of the town for the past month and it's finally here once again. I'm not one for parties to be honest, but I will never say no to a feast.

Unfortunately I wasn't able to attend most of the festivities from September 1-8, but that didn't stop me from enjoying what this beautiful city had to offer for this year's patron.

SEPTEMBER 2, 2024 - If there's one thing I'm sure of is that one of the best places to be at the start of September in Borongan City is at Peryahan in Baybay Boulevard, where a number of local food stalls open at the carnival. One stall in particular that surprised me a bit was the Shwarma food stall, as it was my first time seeing it here. This place is quite special since it only opens before the Fiesta and closes after it ends.

With that said, I decided to visit Peryahan after classes to check things out. Unsurprisingly, all kinds of people ranging from tourists, locals, teachers, students from elementary and high school, were already gathered here enjoying the new specials.

You know what really gets you in the mood for a celebration? It's the decorations. Just like how we, as Filipinos, are blasting the same old iconic Christmas songs and putting up Santa Clause decor at the start of September, banners and posters for the Patron are displayed throughout the entire town.

SEPTEMBER 6 - The day of the annual Borongan Fiesta Civic Parade begins. I had a sibling who was part of a marching band in one of the schools, so I arrived at ESNCHS (Eastern Samar National Comprehensive High School) at 5:30 in the morning and got to witness all the different schools getting ready for the civic parade. I must say that I was a bit groggy having to get up so early as the day started out with a cool morning fog, but one foot inside ESNCH's Oval, the loud speakers, the drums, xylophones, and different conversations happening all at once definitely woke me up. It was also great to see some old friends and teachers back in my high school and elementary years.

The cool early morning fog from earlier eventually shifted to a hot and humid array of colors. Dancers from elementary to college dressed in their signature hues sway to the rhythm of the drums on the city streets. It was a continuous battle of endurance and degrees of September heat. Despite that, the dancers and musicians smile and performed with ease from weeks of disciplined practice. This year was different and an incredible experience for me as it was the first time walking alongside the parade instead of watching it in front of my house gates.

Later that night, my friends and I went out to explore the new booths (my personal favorite being the booth that sold crochet) and to try out the rides at Peryahan, as we heard that there are new ones this year. I had an absolute blast, and there are certainly new, albeit terrifying rides. As someone who is not very fond of heights, I felt like my life flashed before eyes several times. Jokes aside, I had a really fun time with my friends, along with an empty wallet, and a full heart (and stomach) at the end of the day.

SEPTEMBER 8 - Unfortunately, I wasn't able to take pictures of my time of the feasts, which is undoubtedly everyone's favorite part of the fiesta. I celebrated at my auntie's house and I unapologetically helped myself with each meal. After stuffing my face in chicken, barbeque, and chiffon cake, my family and I rested up for the Solemn Procession later that evening at 5 PM. We followed the crowd until we arrived back to the Borongan Cathedral.

There's always something about fireworks that is so nostalgic, but at the same time it brings something new altogether. They may be just a couple of aesthetic pyrotechnic explosives in the sky, but it marks both an ending and beginning of a new chapter. As this year's Padul-ong Festival comes to a close, and the banners are down once again, peeling the remaining traces of colors of festivities with each of us physically and mentally going back to our monotone and mundane school and work lives, I'm sure all of us have made a new memory that we will hold close this year and many years to come. I know I have. Lots of it. And I certainly can't wait for next year's Padul-ong Festival. Happy Fiesta Borongan!

[nourahhseo]

Master SEO Strategies for Explosive Growth

In today's digital landscape, mastering SEO (Search Engine Optimization) is crucial for any business aiming to achieve explosive growth. As competition in the online space intensifies, having a solid SEO strategy can make the difference between being discovered by your target audience or being lost in the vast sea of online content. This article will guide you through essential SEO strategies that can propel your business to new heights.

More: تحسين أرشفة المواقع.

1. Keyword Research: The Foundation of SEO

Effective SEO starts with thorough keyword research. Identifying the right keywords that your target audience is searching for is the cornerstone of any successful SEO campaign. Use tools like Google Keyword Planner, Ahrefs, or SEMrush to find high-volume, low-competition keywords. Incorporate these keywords naturally into your content, meta descriptions, and alt tags to increase your visibility on search engines.

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On-page optimization involves enhancing the elements on your website that influence search engine rankings. This includes optimizing title tags, meta descriptions, headers, and URLs. Ensure that each page on your website is optimized for a specific keyword or set of keywords. Additionally, make sure your content is well-structured, with clear headings, bullet points, and concise paragraphs. Search engines favor content that is easy to read and understand.

3. Quality Content: The King of SEO

Content is king when it comes to SEO. High-quality, informative, and engaging content not only attracts visitors but also encourages them to stay on your site longer, reducing bounce rates. Create content that addresses the needs and pain points of your audience. Blog posts, how-to guides, infographics, and videos are excellent ways to provide value and establish authority in your niche. Regularly update your content to keep it fresh and relevant, which is favored by search engines.

4. Link Building: Establishing Authority

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6. User Experience (UX): Keeping Visitors Engaged

A great user experience (UX) is critical for SEO success. Search engines prioritize websites that provide a seamless and enjoyable experience for users. Make sure your website is easy to navigate, with intuitive menus and a clean design. Reduce clutter, improve site speed, and ensure your site is accessible on all devices. The longer visitors stay on your site and the more pages they visit, the better your SEO performance will be.

7. Local SEO: Dominating Your Niche Market

For businesses targeting a local audience, local SEO is a game-changer. Optimize your Google My Business profile, encourage customer reviews, and include local keywords in your content. Ensure that your NAP (Name, Address, Phone number) information is consistent across all online platforms. Local SEO helps you rank higher in local search results, driving more traffic to your physical or online store.

8. Analyzing and Adapting: The Ongoing SEO Journey

SEO is not a one-time task but an ongoing process. Regularly analyze your website’s performance using tools like Google Analytics and Search Console. Track your keyword rankings, organic traffic, and conversion rates. Based on the data, make informed decisions to tweak your strategies and improve your results. Staying updated with the latest SEO trends and algorithm changes is also crucial to maintaining your competitive edge.

Follow: خدمات SEM.

Conclusion

Mastering SEO strategies is essential for achieving explosive growth in today’s digital world. By focusing on keyword research, on-page optimization, quality content, link building, technical SEO, user experience, local SEO, and continuous analysis, you can elevate your website’s visibility, attract more traffic, and ultimately drive your business to new heights. Embrace these strategies, and watch your online presence soar.

[pi-zza]

What I will share is about the fiesta event in Borongan. It was my first time to go to the fiesta because there are no such fiestas in Quezon City, I didn't even go to the fiesta itself but I did go to the "Peryahan" where it is one of the sights every time the fiesta comes. it's like a carnival with rides and different games that can be played to win prizes. When my classmates and I went, we rode vikings. It was my first time to ride that and I don't know if I can do it again because I'm afraid of heights. We also played different games there.

Padul-Ong festival is celebrated by the Boronganons every 8th of September to pay homage to its Patroness, the Blessed Virgin Mary. The festival commemorates the day they received the image of Mary after it was shipped by a mysterious lady from Portugal.

The Padul-ong festival in Borongan, Eastern Samar, Philippines depicts the legend of how the image of the blessed Virgin Mary was mysteriously transported to the town from Portugal and how the enigmatic Lady in White who supposedly frequents the Hamorawan Spring located at the heart of the city gave the water its miraculous healing powers.

Every September 7th, people of Eastern Samar commemorate the Lady of Nativity as the patroness of Borongan. The procession of the image of the Blessed Virgin Mary (a small statue) starts at 5:00AM in Punta Maria. From there, it is transported across the bay by banca to Rawis, parading the image through the town to the Borongan Cathedral. There are then re-enactments of the transporting of the Blessed Virgin Mary at the City plaza.

Padul-ong Festival schedule of activities generally begin towards the end of August. In the 29th of August, kick-off activities occur as well as it is the start of the nine-day novena prayers.

The highlight of the Padul-ong Festival is the reenactment or dramatization of bringing the image from Punta Maria to Borongan Cathedral through a procession. It takes place on September 7. It starts early in the morning where religious rites are performed in the chapel of Punta Maria. In most years with good weather, the image is moved to Borongan Cathedral through a fluvial procession in Rawis Bay. The image is installed in a special ornamented vessel called andas or pagoda and accompanied by boats of the lay faithful and organizations. When the day has inclement weather however such as in 2021, the image is transferred through a street procession in a vehicle motorcade. A reenactment soon follows in the plaza that depicts how the patroness arrived from Portugal to the Philippines. And in September 8, the next day, is the fiesta celebration. It is marked with observance of religious activities such as mass and solemn procession in Borongan Cathedral. Secular activities of Padul-ong Festival are participated by various institutions, individuals, and organizations of the city. They include civic military parade, street-dancing, talent competitions, sporting events, music fest, etc.

An added attraction is the festival-within-the-festival that gives spotlight to lechon, a roasted whole pig. Started in 2011, it is called the Borongan City Native Pig Lechon Festival. It puts this recipe front and center as a way to promote the city as a food destination.

I don't have much to share because I went home to Oras right during the fiesta, but I was happy to go to the fiesta with my classmates even though I almost died from the vikings LOL!

References:

• Padul-ong Festival Tells the Story of the Lady in White, http://www.traveltothephilippines.info/2019/03/08/padul-ong-festival-tells-the-story-of-the-lady-in-white/amp/

• Padul-ong Festival, https://www.festivalscape.com/philippines/eastern-samar/padul-ong-festival/#:~:text=Secular%20activities%20of%20Padul%2Dong,events%2C%20music%20fest%2C%20etc.

[mayclair]

OH BESTIE YOU'RE BACK FRJENFJKNEJNJKDNKENKNEN LUMAX REALLY DELIVERED THIS SEASON HUH LET'S TALK ABOUT IT

"im here."

"no, i just didn't look hard enough, okay? but i see you now. i see you."

"i've really missed that." "missed what?" "your laugh."

and the flirting in the creel house scene <3

god my expectations were so LOW for lumax this season and i just got completely blown away they were treated so WELL oh my god

and that supposed angsty creel house scene turned out to be pure fluff i can't believe we got angstbaited so hard 😭😭😭

it's so impossible to articulate my thoughts about them this season because brain all muddled but i'd love to hear your thoughts bestie even if it's just incoherent screaming <3

ONG HI BESTIE IM NOT DONE YET I STILL HAVE A WHOLE EPISODE TO FINISH 😭😭😭 BUT LITERALLY THEY ARE SO INSANE LIKE THE VOICE CRACK WHEN HE SAYS IM HERE????? THE LOOK ON GER FACE AFTER HE TELLS HER HE SEES HER ITS SO CONFLICTED IM <///3 AND HER LAUGH I LOVE HER LAUGH HE MADE HER LAUGH 🫶 AND THEN HE SAYS THAT AND LIKE FUCKCJSJSJSJSUDUDJJD AND THE WAY SHE LEANS IN TO KISS HIMBUT THEYRE INTTERUPTRD LIKE 🫠🫠🫠 also THEIR HEIGHT DIFFERENCE EVERYTIME THEY STAND NEXT TO EACH OTHER IM SO 😭😭😭😭 SHES SO SMALL

i can’t believe they let us clown like that for a literal fucking year ongl to hive us this buttload of good content i hate them so much <3 /hj but also like . THEM .

[heyitsyn]

Nekoma!Manager!Male!Reader

a/n: never written male reader before but this was a funny request and i really do see the irony in this

anon request:  

absolutely LOVED your seijoh hcs! you said you wanted to do the other schools so i thought, how about nekoma but with a MALE manager bc it would be so ironic to have a male god as their manager rather than a goddess that they always talked about!! thank youuuuuuu!!!!!!!

yall the nekoma fanchant is literally stuck in my head

hehe uwu lets step on the pedal

ong jesus take the wheel pls

so basically,,,

being the nekoma manager is a MESS

lets say youre a second year and was only the manager bc you were begged into taking the job

like wouldnt leave you alone and pestered you 25/8, screaming about needing their own god manager

also just because, you are fairly popular and you have your own fanclub of girls in nekoma and they thought it would give them more exposure and more chances w girls :’)

tora was actually the first who came up to you and begged you to be their manager during class one day bc they are in need of one but they arent allowed to have a girl manager so he turned to having a handsome male

‘I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY IT HAS TO BE A BOY’

‘so you wont be all over him abd be distracted w showing off’

‘WHO ARE YOU TO QUESTION MY SE-’

‘tora, please’

initially, you refused bc you just couldnt be bothered to be part of a club where you basically babysit a bunch of overgrown children

but kenma, your childhood friend, was the team’s last attempt to get you in since kuroo mentioned that he was the only one you listened to

‘kenma, babie, i love you, but i am your friend, not your nanny. so unless i am paid, i will not waste my time taking care of of all of you. especially that chicken head’

‘y/n, yaku is on his last leg here. we really need a manager and we need it fast’

‘you went for years without one so why do you need it?’

‘we’re scared that nekomata would just drop dead any minute now’

‘yanno? im surprised hes even still alive with yall’

‘....... ill show your fangirls that picture of you when we were 5 when-’

‘okay, kenma. rude about the blackmail but okay. dont expect me to be the maid or anything’

nope, you were actually the maid

and the cook

and the nanny

and the laundry person

the everything

it baffles you that kuroo is about to graduate next year yet he still doesnt know the difference between fabric softener and detergent

the amount of times you sent him to pick up more and only to send him back when he ended up buying 2 softeners or 2 detergents

‘they all look the same!’

‘kuroo tetsuro cAN yOu NoT rEAd?!’

ngl i still mix them up sometimes

during matches, youre basically their mother, their nanny, and nekomata’s notetaker, and their personal cheerleader

naoi, the other coach guy, and coach nekomata has adopted you as a son bc of how hard you work and the less the burden is on them

like your notes about their playing percentages really works and helps them and added with the chores you do for the team?

godsend

also, lets put your popularity in here

you dress with a white shirt and zip up your red nekoma jacket with your red sweatpants so you look like one of the players, right?

but how come every time they have practice, youre the only one with the fangirls in the bleachers?

youre literally wearing the same thing as them yet youre the only one who gets looked at?!

even kuroo, who was quite good looking, doesnt have that many girls pining after him yet you, resident anti-tryhard, seems to get the female population to fall for you just by doing the simplest things like breathing

youd be doing normal things like using your whistle as you hold a clipboard and girls would be screeching at you 

‘omg m/n is so hot!’

‘hes just !!!! uuggghhhh’

‘siri how to be a whistle?’

i am uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the gym today

tora complains about it all the time bc first, they cant have a beautiful manager, two, they have a pretty boy who’s taking the attention away

‘SO NOT FAIR! M/N, TURN UGLY!’

you bonk him on the head in anger and threaten to quit all the time

‘say that again and you’ll be filling your own water bottles tomorrow’

but in truth though, the guys really do appreciate you and everything you do

they know that you balance them with your personal life and classes and still make time to do their laundry and make them food

so they have started easing off the burden and weight off of your shoulders

at first, you were very suspicious when they told you that they already filled their water bottles

‘huh? i didnt think you even knew where the water fountain was’

‘wym weve been doing this for years’

-kuroo

then, you heard kuroo tell the others to put their sweaty jerseys in the basket in the corner of the room and for the last person to carry it to the laundromat

‘um, sir, we dont want to have another pink jersey disaster again’

you stopped inuoka from lugging the basket but he shook his head and gave you a wide grin

‘nope, m/n-senpai! i’ll carry it for you! i’m strong, see?’

he flexed his right arm muscle while holding the basket with one hand but it was too heavy so it fell to the ground, spilling out all the practice jerseys

you sighed before bending down to pick them up and babie inuoka’s eyes watered, thinking you were mad at him

‘gomen, senpai’

he whispered but you looked up at him from your position

his watery eyes made you frantically stand up and wipe his tears with the pads of your thumbs

‘inu-kun, why are you crying? you said you were strong right? dont cry over silly things, okay?’

he nodded and you were still confused as to why he was so emotional but you patted his fluffy hair 

‘now cmon, lets go take these to the shop’

unbeknownst to you, the team was actually seething from behind the wall

naturally, as a,,, manager,, you became their,,, energy?? 

like the slightest affections from you made their health bar increase tenfold and they didnt necessarily have any intentions towards you

you were like,,, their own,,,, happy drug?? like a human seratonin??

just the fact that they had someone like you to fall back on and give them love when they lost or something

it was comforting

usually it was just the team’s responsibility to throw away their own sadness and comfort each other

but with you,,,

they could easily cry with no fear and you would comfort them until they didnt need to be comforted anymore

eventually, they ended up straight out competing against each other on who would get the most affection

clearly, inuoka used his first year card and everyone knew you were soft for your kouhais

like you would just grab them and hug them because of how cute they were

uwu especially lev?! 

he may be a giant but hes just a really REALLY REALLY BIG CAT

;)

LEV LIVES TO HUG YOU

like the mans is beanstalk level of height and despite the age difference, he just picks you up and cuddles you and youre just like ‘okay, let it out babie’

DKSFJSLD ANYWAYS

you are always a hot topic w all the students in nekoma and even some in other schools

like during training camp, bro you making everyone question their sexuality

omg akaashi and you are probably the prettiest people there and can i just say how everyone cant focus on a practice match bc youd be laughing together or something and they havent heard anything so beautiful??

and the kitties get really defensive over you and hiss at anyone who even tries to approach you

hiss hiss

DKJFSLKDFJDWHAT IF EVERYONE IN THE TEAM IS BI

OMG WHAT

like the little touches from you make them so red and confident gays like kuroo and bokuto call you out on them and tease you 

while the quiet ones like akaashi and kenma are just blushing and stutter and you tease them instead?

*inhale* BOI *exhale*

the uke and seme dynamic is real on this one

however, there are times when the turned tables

there was that one day that you were seriously questioning if bokuto wore leggings or just really high knee pads and you cornered him after baths to just figure it out

like our poor confident boi turned to a shy babie and shrunk against the wall, covering his red face

‘y-y/n-kun’

‘bo-san, i just want to know’

DKFSJLKDFJFJSDKIM DYING OVER HERE LIKE PLEASE I DONT OWN Y/N

after seeing the smidge of skin at the top of the kneepad, you nodded and brushed your fingertips over the flesh

‘hmm~ so i was right~’

FROM THEN ON POOR BABIE OWL COULDNT LOOK AT YOU THE SAME!!!!!!

it worried everyone so much when bokuto would glance at you in the sidelines and he would competely miss akaashi’s set bc his eyes would focus on you rather than the ball

like he absolutely couldnt take his eyes off of you and when you do turn to meet his eyes, he shrinks back and looks away, completely missing your amused smirk

now, your kitties werent happy about that

theyre very protective of you and they felt that this owl could snatch you right up and fly away

and kuroo, being the captain and the head of the familia, took it upon himself and dragged you to the back of the gym while the others were practicing

kurat pushed you against the wall and basically kabedonned you

KUROO IS LIKE 6′2 OR 190 CM I CANT

‘you seem close with bokuto, l/n. almost, too,, close’

an amused smirk etched itself on your lips and you pressed a hand on his chest

‘oya~? captain-san, am i being punished?’

SFDKLFSJKLDFJL SIR Y/N IS SUPPOSED TO RADIATE SEME ENERGY BUT HE ISNT AND I CANNOT-

ofc he was taken aback by your flirty attitude but he smirked and softly brushed away your bangs that slightly covered your eyes

‘hmm~~ depends, y/n-kun. are you going to be a good kitty and stay with the clowder? or are you going to stay with those pesky chickens~?’

DKFLSJDKFJSL BRO DID YOU KNOW A GROUP OF CATS IS CALLED A CLOWDER?! I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT BUT I HAVE A FEELING KUROO WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT BC HE BIG BRAIN

you chuckled and gently wrapped your arms around his shoulders

but your hand grabbed the hair at the back of his head and harshly pulled him to be closer to you

your eyes blinked innocently but your sharp teeth were shown from your malicious grin

‘ive always been a bad kitty, captain. so i dont care what you say because you cant tell me what to do~’

👀👀👀👀

imagine what happens next bc i cant write something unholy

anyways

so you learned that tetsu CAN in fact tell you what to do and you avoided everyone else which caused them to wonder but one look at your neck

well,,,,,

you got attacked by a cat 

a cat named tetsu

SKDFLJSDKFJSLKUROO IS THE ONLY SEME YOU CLASH WITH

THE OTHERS ARE ALL UKE

EVEN BEEFY BUFF CAKE BOI BO

but you toned it down to not be attacked again

ngl the whole team was all jealous and they even whined to kuroo about it

‘thats not fair!!!!’

‘stop abusing your role as captain!!!!’

they hated the fact that kuroo got you first so they all rally over to keep you away from him

like baby kenma would nudge you over and bring him to sit next to you, saying he needs you to help him with a certain level

‘kenny, im not sure how to play this game’

‘hmm,,,, youre a quick learner, y/n, and youre really quick with your fingers so you could pass to the next level’

*insert lenny face*

‘oya? and you would know how, kenny?’

and baby kenny would fluster a little before glomping to your side and burying his face into your shoulder to hide away

OR

the first years would absolutely use their kouhai priviledges and bring you over to help them with ‘homework’

‘you guys realize i passed because kuroo would beat me into studying right?’

‘but senpai! you mustve learned a thing or two in your classes!’

‘bold of you to assume i was even awake in my classes’

but they still make you spend hours trying to help them which turn into just messing around 

KSDLFJSDKFJD MOVIE NIGHTS YOU GUYS THATS IT!!

there isnt really a single calm moment in your guys’ practice

poor you have already started seeing lot of gray hairs

you literally decline every single confession just because youre too busy for a date and you cant handle having to take care of another person

its like youre dating the whole team!!

soon the entire school have just accepted the fact that you are just simply not in the market anymore just because you joined the club

not because youre actually taken by a girlfriend but youre taken by a bunch of teenage males

imagine how that works out

anyways

youre not really the best volleyball player out there but you know a thing or two

well,,, its more like your stamina doesnt allow you to play long bc a single lap literally destroys your lungs

but you still know when yaku complains about having a shaky receive

‘oh, momo-senpai, youre bending your knees too low so gravity is pushing down on your-’

ugh chemistry i hate it

despite your lack of athletic or physical skills, they still appreciate you for your keen eyes, your caring nature, and your overall looks that give them motivation to play harder to impress you personality :)

all the boys love you

and tbh

you love your boys too

even though it was a blackmail caused event,

you still would’ve joined otherwise

this is kinda short but its going to be longer if i find some plots or somebody asks for a plotline that i can write about for a long time

anyways

byeeeee :)))))

a/n: this isnt exactly the best manager one ive written but ill probably find a good prompt for this or again as stated ^^ someone sends in an ask for it and ill write a story for our favorite male manager :’D