#ALSO THEIR HEIGHT DIFFERENCE ONG

[epicfroggz]

“I said I owe you one.”

[xxsabitoxx]

My Personal Hashira 🍆 Size Ranking

Warning: if it ain’t obvious, this contains smut lmao — therefore Muichiro is 100% not included in this. We’re talking about 🍆, length, girth, all the fun stuff. So if PPs make you uncomfortable keep on scrolling babes </3

A/N: these low key stress me out cause I feel like people can get pretty defensive over these types of Headcanons. Especially if my own thought differs from yours. Regardless, these are just my personal takes/HCs. My word is not law so do not be upset if my HC does not match yours / don’t feel the need to change how you HC these things to fit my POV. This is why I refrain from describing size in my fics, I want y’all to imagine it in a way that you like lololol

Lastly, idgaf if you see some of this as unrealistic, these are fake, fictional drawings of men, if I wanna give Gyomei a 44ft long 🍆, I can and will (I didn’t but you get the point.) Anyways enjoy my personal thoughts on this matter

1. Himejima Gyomei

Is anyone fucking shocked that this 7’2 (220cm) man is packing the biggest schlong among the male Hashira?

I mean let’s be logical real quick, his dick is as big as the rest of him. This man’s dick is dragging on the floor.

Soft: 11.2

Hard: 12.3

Call it unrealistic idgaf this man is LONG

Girthy too, he’s fucking beefy all over

This man’s dick will feel like he’s shoving his wrist up in there ong bro

It curves downward slightly when hard, I mean shit that thing is heavy, it stands no chance against gravity

2. Uzui Tengen

Again, the man is 6’6 (198cm).

Height comes into play when it comes to our two tank Hashira

Therefore none of you should be surprised that they are the top two

Soft: 9

Hard: 10.3

Your guts are getting rearranged, he knows the length he has but often underestimates how far he can go…

He’s long but doesn’t have a crazy girth to him, which thank fuck it doesn’t take as much prep to take him

He’s pretty straight when hard and manages to flex it and keep it up (he totally does dick tricks & you can’t convince me otherwise)

3. Tomioka Giyu

I’m standing by my “big dick Giyu” head canon. I just know this man is packing a weapon down there

What’s crazy is he wasn’t even aware of how good he had it until he overheard other corps members chatting

Soft: 6.3

Hard: 7.4

He’s got a decent girth and as weird as it may sound, it’s pretty, like really pretty to look at

When hard, it curves upwards and stands at attention which makes him a bit embarrassed

He knows how to use it, because of that he’s pretty confident in that aspect which is wild for him

He will also rearrange your guts unintentionally (or intentionally hehe)

4. Shinazugawa Sanemi

I don’t wanna hear one PEEP from any of you that Sanemi should be above Giyu.

My man is forth on the list but that ain’t mean shit, he’s still got a lot going on down there

Soft: 6

Hard: 7

He’s girthy, will tear you up girth, needs thirty minutes of prep minimum because of how wildly he fucks girth

He sticks straight out, no curve in sight and honestly looks like he defies gravity.

He’s like Tengen, can do dick tricks. But unlike Tengen he doesn’t make that known / show you lmao.

He’ll break your back, he may even hurt you (fully unintentional) if he gets too into it. That thing is fr a weapon

5. Rengoku Kyojuro

He’s fifth on the list but trust me he’s not lacking

He’s second smallest, but he’s not small, if you get what I mean. It’s kinda like how we rank the Hashira weakest to strongest but regardless they are still the strongest in the corps… that make sense?

Soft: 5.8

Hard: 6.8

He curves upwards, very prominent veins running along his shaft (heh, shaft)

Girth wise, he’s about normal. Not too intimidating but def offers you a good stretch, forgoing prep is real bold tbh

He’s a quick learner so he quickly masters how to fuck you

He will strive to go as far as your body will let him, so expect to be bruised / sore

6. Iguro Obanai

My king. He may be “smallest” among the Hashira men, but that doesn’t mean shit.

He’s not self conscious of his dick, he knows how to use it. He’s also pretty content with it’s size

Soft: 5.6

Hard: 6.5

See? You can’t come for me cause he ain’t even SMALL

Obanai’s dick is pretty, too. It curves upwards slightly, since he’s pretty pale, his veins are prominent

He’s got an average girth, he doesn’t need to prep you forever to get you ready. Which works in his favor cause he likes to “punish” you with no prep & going in raw

He can and will abuse your cunt, he’s not satisfied until you genuinely can’t walk without limping for a few days

[ofmonstersandlovers]

Orc Lover x Reader Headcanons

I don't thing you know just how long this has been stuck in my head ong

Warnings: Gender Neutral reader, fluff, suggestive

Gawd dayum just imagine having an orc lover

They'd be quite bugger than you but so damn gentle about it

Oh you can't reach the top shelf? I got it sweetie

You can't see something? No problem, let me lift you!

Oh you want to give him a kiss? He'll just squat a bit so you can reach his lips

Hell, he might just lift you up to his height so that you can properly kiss

Speaking of the size difference, just loves to wrap his arms around you and just...encase you lol

Rests his head on the tops of yours--but like, he's very mindful of his tusks

Loves being bigger than you because it means he can protect you!

Also please, if you pick out special jewelry for his tusks he'll wear it like a damn badge

Though he adores the size difference he's very soft with you

He's very conscious of the fact that you're human so he'll touch you like you're made of porcelain

Orc lover is also very quiet

Not in a shy way though, he's just quiet

Likes to just sit in silence with you, though, he has to have some part touching you.

Which leads into his love language; physical contact!

It doesn't have to be full blown body on top of body, he's perfectly happy with just his hand touching any part of you

However, even it comes to more *ahem* intimate times, he [i]needs[/i] to be touching you.

Doesn't matter the position, his hands will be busy

He likes telling you about his orc culture.

Snorts affectionately when you attempt to speak his language because you're stumbling over certain pronunciations

Doesn't mean he wants you to stop. If anything, he encourages to learn his language!

Will like to win you thinks at carnivals and or arcades, as winning a competition and giving their lover the prize is apart of orc culture

So get ready to have a fuck-ton of unnecessary plushies

Overall, a very soft and quiet lover who just hands to hold your hand and give you things that make you smile!

10/10 when will it be my turn to be happy ;^;

[danikamariewrites]

Ok so this but with rhysand and Azriel ddlg relationship like ong the size difference

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLFC2m3s/

I can just imagine reader just like grabbing their hand like their thumb and dragging them to like different shops whenever they go out shopping or whenever they like go out in general that’s how Reader holds her hands so she doesn’t get lost because she’s short and they don’t want her to get lost Them always like picking her up and manhandling her because she’s so tiny like omg the height difference so hot 🥵

I could also see them being so overprotective over tiny reader and them teasing her calling her tiny tinny

Hold My Hand

Rhysriel x reader

A/n: i want azriel to tease me about being tiny so bad and I just want to hold both of their hands ughhh

Warnings: throuple, ddlg relationship, reader gives Az & Rhysie a scare, mentions of kidnapping

Rhys and Azriel had been putting off on taking you shopping for days now. They were either busy or a court emergency had come up. It was time to put your foot down.

Marching into Rhysand’s office you approached the situation with calm and cool head. Yelling at your mates would get you nothing but a rough punishment for yelling. So you bat your eye lashes, play with your fingers and put on your sweetest voice to get what you want.

Rhys and Az look at you with sweet smiles, ecstatic to see their baby girl so early in the morning. “Good morning, darling,” Rhys coos at you. Standing from his desk Rhys makes his way over to you. You look up at him, giving him your sweetest smile. He brings his large hands up to cup your face. “Morning,” you chirp.

Rhys’s smile widens as he places a small kiss on your forehead. “What can Az and I do for you this morning baby girl?” Oh you had him wrapped around your finger. “You and Azzy promised to take me shopping, and well it’s been a few days since you said you would. Do you think we can go today, please daddy?”

You pout up at him to seal the deal. From the twinkle in his violet eyes you knew you won. As you got lost in Rhys’s eyes you didn’t notice Azriel come up to you two. He gently runs a scared hand through your hair, giving you a loving look. “Did you want to go now, princess?” You let out a small hum and nod your head enthusiastically. You grab their hands and pull them from Rhys’s office, yapping about what stores you want to go to.

Walking around the city Rhys and Azriel each have one of your hands in their large ones. Making sure you stay close to them. The only time your mates let go is if you’re in a shop, picking up something you want or stopping to snack. In their free hands, Rhys and Azriel carry all your shopping bags.

Walking by the front of the latest shop the window display of fashion imported from the Winter Court distracts you. Ice blue, snowy white, and diamonds sparkle on the luxurious coat and matching winter dress you must have.

A new thing caught your eye out on the street. The crowd seemed to part just for you to reveal your favorite seasonal treat! You thought the frozen treat cart would be gone by now that fall was approaching. This was the perfect addition to your day!

Without a word to the boys you dashed out of the store and across the street. Eyeing the menu you tapped your fingers together, lipping your lips in excitement.

It wasn’t until a few minutes later that Azriel realized you were gone. His shadows darting out to find you. Rhys was having one of the shopkeepers box up the dress and coat in the window.

Azriel grabbed Rhys’s arm roughly, his eyes wide with panic. “What?” Rhys asks softly, his eyes roaming around the store for you. When he noticed that you weren’t here panicking set in. Azriel could hear Rhys’s heart rate pick up.

The two of them dashed around the store looking for you. With no sight of you they split up going to the shops next door.

Meeting back in the first shop and finding each other unsuccessful fear and anger set in. What if you were taken? Who would dare take you, the mate of a High Lord and the Nigh Court Spymaster?

The shopkeeper that was helping Rhys earlier timidly made her way over. Tapping Rhys on the shoulder he whips around. The poor girl jumps at the sudden movement. Not backing down she points out the window, “Is that who you’re looking for?”

A deep sigh leaves both males as their shoulders relax at the sight of you. Collecting the shopping bags they rush out to you.

Wrapped up in your conversation with the vendor you didn’t notice your mates behind you. Rhys cleared his throat causing you to jump. You turn, smiling up at your mates. “Rhys, Az look! The frozen treat cart is still out!” They raise their eyebrows at you, giving you a look that says ‘what have we told you about running off?’

You suck in your lips, eyes going wide. “I gotta go, I’ll see you later Harold.” You wave at him cheerily as Rhys grabs your hand pulling you away.

“I’m sorry,” you squeak out, clinging to your mates as you finish your treat. “I just got so excited daddy.” Az stops, holding your chin in his hand. “I won’t lie princess you scared us. Just remember to slow down and tell us next time, yeah.” You nod at him batting your eyelashes lovingly. Az leans down to steal a quick kiss from you.

“Now, is there anywhere else you would like to go?” You tap a finger against your chin, scrunching your nose in thought. You let out a hum, “Nah, I just wanna go home. I’m absolutely exhausted.” You exaggerate making your mates laugh.

“Come here, darling.” Rhys reaches out for you, letting you jump on his back. The whole way home you rested your head against Rhys’s shoulder so you could still see Azriel. Rhys would occasionally rub soothing circles on your thighs. By the time your home your eyes are half closed. Rhys lays you on the couch tucking you in with your favorite blanket.

They both kiss you on the head before starting to walk away. Your hand quickly reaches out for Azriel’s. Tugging on his fingers he looks down at you with a small smile. “What’s up princess?” “Will you stay for a bit?”

“Of course, my love.”

[pivatex]

✨cartman headcanons✨

the ones in red are his teen hc's

to all the ppl out there saying "ong hes german" YES. hes scottish AND german (liane is german, tenorman was scottish)

he has that strawberry brown typa hair that shimmers in the sun 🤗🤗

AND NO HES NOT A DISGUSTING DISCORD MOD LURING RANDOM KIDS TO BE HIS KITTENS. he'd prolly waste his time on reddit or the darkweb (he mainly uses tiktok, also quotes memes irl)

eric definitely took his mother's side of genes (appearance) bro has the longest lashes and the fullest lips (+bonus points for manipulation)

i can see him being a very touchy guy, like not to just provoke someone, he's naturally always clinging to something/someone

I GOT THIS ONE FROM A FIC ("triple layer chocolate cake and painted eggs for holidays" by creatortan) : once he visits someone, he always takes up the kitchen cooking, baking, whatever the shit he wants to do (in the end its always a full blown 5-star meal)

cannot for the love of god, speak nor write a single shit correctly. THERES ALWAYS SMTH THAT HE SAYS OR WRITES THATS COMPLETELY OUTTA POCKET 😭😭

he absolutely loves romance/drama movies BUT his faves are novels. u cant tell me otherwise. like he be sitting there on his bed, in the kitchen, ON THE TOILET??? only focusing on the book that he's reading.. also a very fast reader (his fav book is wuthering heights)

tweek's and his paranoia are equally as bad. the difference is that cartman learned to cover it up over time, mainly bc he'd be stamped off as "one of the disabled"

cartman has heterochromia, right? and bc of his one blue eye he's able to see and remember kenny's deaths (hes not a fan of his eye) thats why in most photos you'd see his left eye being covered by his hand, an object, anything. 🤯

the main 4, or anyone in this case, refer to scott tenorman and eric cartman, they like to use "the men" (bc of their surnames ending with -man)

after all the things he's been through, he will always hate the fact that ppl still call him "cartman" not "eric"

MAN I FUCKING LOVE MAKING HC'S FOR THIS POOKIE 😭😭😭☝️☝️☝️ (pls tell me if yall want more )

[iloveslllycatss]

can i req kaminari hcs or a oneshot with a taller s/o ong

no pressure ofc, you do you bae

𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙧 𝙨/𝙤 𝙝𝙘𝙨

𝘬𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘪 𝘹 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 

𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴: 𝘧𝘶𝘯 𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 😞, 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 (𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘫𝘰𝘬𝘦)

✩ he LOVES the height difference 

✩ bc he’s kinda short ykyk (he’s like 5’7)

✩ you always put his game on the highest most highest shelf just to piss him off (as a joke)

✩ he would literally worship the ground u walk on AKDKKS

✩ would most def call u giraffe. (teasing ofc)

✩ “hey denks :)”

✩ “hey, my cute lil giraffe ;)”

✩ “stfu”

✩ BACKHUGS. he would give u backhugs all the time. even if his face don’t even reach your shoulders it’s FINE, or if your just a bit taller than him, he would stand on his tippy toes and give u a kiss on the cheek while backhugging you

✩ loves when u wear heels. idk why but this dude LOVES to be dominated (not?? like that..)

✩ he isn’t a bit embarrassed about your height, in fact he BRAGS about it

✩ “guys aren’t i SOOOO lucky to have a s/o who’s as cute and as tall as y/n 😍”

✩ “shut the FUCK UP” -bakugo (he’s such a hater 🙄 (as a joke))

✩ one time he was trying to mock ur height (teasing 😞) and put on some DRAG QUEEN 6INCH STILETTO HEELS 

✩ let’s just say his head wasn’t so okay after…

✩ loves to be the little spoon while u guys are cuddling 

✩ whenever he’s the big spoon this dude will SCOOT HIMSELF UP so he can be taller than you wile your laying down 😭

✩ he also calls u beanstalk 😞

✩ “hey denks r these heels to tall?”

✩ “awe baby no they’re beautiful, they bring out the beanstalk in you 😜”

✩ “i love you but that was the most unfunny shit you have ever said 😐”

✩ YOUR CONTACT NAME ON HIS PHONE IS “my baby 🦒👠”

✩ if your super taller than him, his hand is always on your waist while walking, if your somewhat barely taller than him, his arm is around your shoulder

✩ his shoes have a small platform to give him height 😢 

✩ when you get insecure about your height, he’ll cuddle you and shower you with praises after comforting you

✩ overall hes just a 10/10 boyfriend 🤷‍♀️ 

a/n: i’m sorry this took me kinda long 😞 i didn’t have my ipad last night it got taken away

hope u like tho 😉

not proofread

@/ilovesillycats

plz don’t copy my work 😞

[clover-the-awesomest]

Really really wanna just answer as many of these as I can so I’m gonna do just that. Fuck you. I do what I want.

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Espio and Sonic, (STH comics) Hunter, (TOH) Lance and Keith, (VLD) Disaster Twins, (ROTTMNT) Beelzebub, (Helluva Boss) Commander Peepers, (WOY) MK, Macaque, and Tang, (LMK) and I guess Shadow and Renegade from Sonic Prime.

Flamethrower.

Nope! Even keep the blinds over the window because my parents warned me long ago that creeps could climb up my window and look at me sleeping. Highly unlikely cuz I’m on the second floor and we don’t have anything that can be used for climbing up a goddamn wall, but I still keep the window closed cuz otherwise my room gets cold… Don’t like the cold, especially when asleep.

idk, uhhhh… Aliens…? That doesn’t count does it? (I only believe in the slight possibility of there being aliens btw)

Hazel!

idk cuz it was fun

Scrunchies…? I don’t see the difference.

None cuz I left mine downstairs 🥺

No coffee. I’m hyper enough as is. (ADHD gremlin)

Only if they try to slaughter me first 🤷‍♀️

Art class…? Or maybe lunch…? Idfk

It’s a kind of day

BROTHER I WAS EATING ALL GODDAMN DAY I THINK IM FINE FOR NOW (As of writing this lol)

YES OMG The smell of everything before and after it rains is so beautiful and tranquil… It all smells so damp and so clean, so fresh… Like every single plant in the world had just been watered and taken care of. I love it so so incredibly much. My favorite smell in the whole world hands down.

Nope!

Not yet!

idk. All I know is that I don’t need glasses.

Shampoo and conditioner

Never have but yes (Be warned. I will most likely fuck up)

Neither I say coke because our mini-fridge is full of either that or seltzer and it’s so annoying BECAUSE INSTEAD IT SHOULD BE FULL OF WATER BECAUSE WATER IS DELICIOUS AND IT IS ACTUALLY THE HEALTHIEST DRINK OUT THERE. WHY DO THE RESIDENTS OF THIS HOUSEHOLD LOVE COKE AND SELTZER SO MUCH.

Like. All of my favorite stuffed animals. Shockingly enough I didn’t have a lot so it was easy to keep them all.

Someone who’s humor is heavily based on cartoons and sarcasm.

Eh. I don’t like it, but as long as I plan for it then it’s manageable.

Nothing. I would not be going on that rooftop. (Deathly afraid of heights)

Deodorant.

Me as a little toddler seeing the face of someone I haven’t seen in a long, long time…

idk like 7 or something?

Nope!

HOT. BURNING HOT. Not enough to hurt or be scalding, but there are those days where you just wanna make it a few hundred degrees hotter…

Bruh if I had dirty dishes in my room they’d never hear the end of it from me. (And I’d never hear the end of it from my mom)

idk whatever fits with the story in my head that day

Not really A favorite towel but a bunch of favorite towels. So yes.

Exploring new routes to take for when I go on walks down the street. It had a sign that said “Children” and my lil bro was with me so we went.

Yep! “Alice” by Peggy, “Overwhelmed” by Ryan Mack, and “Writing on the Wall” by Will Stetson. There are more but I have to actually look up the song title to know what it’s called and for me to remember the lyrics) Oh and also a ton of Crush 40 songs too!

idk and I won’t tell you. (For privacy reasons)

I DIDNT KNOW I COULD DO THAT????????

Oh a very near and dear friend. We don’t talk much anymore but her mom is a family friend so we still meet up from time to time.

Me

No it’s gross

Yes

Don’t drink coffee but if I would I’d probably take it black like my soul-

YouTube! Love binging the same videos over and over again! AND ONG THE ANIMATION SCENE ON YOUTUBE RIGHT NOW IS INSANE IM SO HAPPY FOR ALL THE INDIE ANIMATORS OVER THERE RIGHT NOW THEY TRULY DO DESERVE IT

They could kill me in one shot without it even being a critical hit. That shit is like One Punch Man but without the “Man” and without the anime

Whoever caused inflation, or my little brother. I cannot decide for the life of me.

Yes I was sick and I showed my mom a funny Rainworld animatic

The old stop-motion films like the one about Santa Claus and Rudolph with the really grandpa-coded narrator. Love those fun little creations he came up with! Whoever did the stop-motion work and the puppetry has some real talent!

idk I think I sent my friends something about adhd

I NEVER HAVE AND I NEVER WILL. GET THAT SHIT AWAY FROM MY CRUSTY MUSTY OLD LIPS.

No, unfortunately… 😭

If you want to, I guess. Only if it’s ROTTMNT or Wander Over Yonder tho

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HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A LOT OMG I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH THAT ONE WOOHOOOO

I wanna do another hehe

here’s weirder asks

who is/are your comfort character(s)?

lighter or matches?

do you leave the window open at night?

which cryptyd being do you believe in?

what color are your eyes?

why did you do that?

hair-ties or scrunchies?

how many water bottles are in your room right now?

which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

would you slaughter the rich?

favorite extracurricular activity?

what kind of day is it?

when was the last time you ate?

do you love the smell of earth after it rains?

are you a parent? (all answers qualify)

can you drive?

are you farsighted or nearsighted?

what hair products do you use?

imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

do you say soda or pop?

something you’ve kept since childhood?

what type of person are you?

how do you feel about chilly weather?

if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

perfume/body spray or lotion?

a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

about how many hours of sleep did you get?

do you wear a mask?

how do you like your shower water?

is there dishes in your room?

what type of music keeps you grounded?

do you have a favorite towel?

the last adventure you’ve been on?

is there a song you know every word to by heart?

what’s your timezone?

how many times have you changed your url?

someone in your life, other than a relative, you’ve known for 10+ years?

a soap bar that smells good?

do you use lip balm?

did you have any snacks today?

how do you take your coffee?

an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site?

what’s your take on spicy foods?

you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?

can you remember what happened yesterday?

favorite holiday film?

what was the last message you sent?

when did you first try an alcohol beverage?

can you skip rocks?

can i tag you in random stuff?

[gia-ador]

My Experience of the Borongan City Fiesta 2024

Nothing really beats the annual feast and festivals of the city. Borongan City's annual Padul-ong Festival was the buzz of the town for the past month and it's finally here once again. I'm not one for parties to be honest, but I will never say no to a feast.

Unfortunately I wasn't able to attend most of the festivities from September 1-8, but that didn't stop me from enjoying what this beautiful city had to offer for this year's patron.

SEPTEMBER 2, 2024 - If there's one thing I'm sure of is that one of the best places to be at the start of September in Borongan City is at Peryahan in Baybay Boulevard, where a number of local food stalls open at the carnival. One stall in particular that surprised me a bit was the Shwarma food stall, as it was my first time seeing it here. This place is quite special since it only opens before the Fiesta and closes after it ends.

With that said, I decided to visit Peryahan after classes to check things out. Unsurprisingly, all kinds of people ranging from tourists, locals, teachers, students from elementary and high school, were already gathered here enjoying the new specials.

You know what really gets you in the mood for a celebration? It's the decorations. Just like how we, as Filipinos, are blasting the same old iconic Christmas songs and putting up Santa Clause decor at the start of September, banners and posters for the Patron are displayed throughout the entire town.

SEPTEMBER 6 - The day of the annual Borongan Fiesta Civic Parade begins. I had a sibling who was part of a marching band in one of the schools, so I arrived at ESNCHS (Eastern Samar National Comprehensive High School) at 5:30 in the morning and got to witness all the different schools getting ready for the civic parade. I must say that I was a bit groggy having to get up so early as the day started out with a cool morning fog, but one foot inside ESNCH's Oval, the loud speakers, the drums, xylophones, and different conversations happening all at once definitely woke me up. It was also great to see some old friends and teachers back in my high school and elementary years.

The cool early morning fog from earlier eventually shifted to a hot and humid array of colors. Dancers from elementary to college dressed in their signature hues sway to the rhythm of the drums on the city streets. It was a continuous battle of endurance and degrees of September heat. Despite that, the dancers and musicians smile and performed with ease from weeks of disciplined practice. This year was different and an incredible experience for me as it was the first time walking alongside the parade instead of watching it in front of my house gates.

Later that night, my friends and I went out to explore the new booths (my personal favorite being the booth that sold crochet) and to try out the rides at Peryahan, as we heard that there are new ones this year. I had an absolute blast, and there are certainly new, albeit terrifying rides. As someone who is not very fond of heights, I felt like my life flashed before eyes several times. Jokes aside, I had a really fun time with my friends, along with an empty wallet, and a full heart (and stomach) at the end of the day.

SEPTEMBER 8 - Unfortunately, I wasn't able to take pictures of my time of the feasts, which is undoubtedly everyone's favorite part of the fiesta. I celebrated at my auntie's house and I unapologetically helped myself with each meal. After stuffing my face in chicken, barbeque, and chiffon cake, my family and I rested up for the Solemn Procession later that evening at 5 PM. We followed the crowd until we arrived back to the Borongan Cathedral.

There's always something about fireworks that is so nostalgic, but at the same time it brings something new altogether. They may be just a couple of aesthetic pyrotechnic explosives in the sky, but it marks both an ending and beginning of a new chapter. As this year's Padul-ong Festival comes to a close, and the banners are down once again, peeling the remaining traces of colors of festivities with each of us physically and mentally going back to our monotone and mundane school and work lives, I'm sure all of us have made a new memory that we will hold close this year and many years to come. I know I have. Lots of it. And I certainly can't wait for next year's Padul-ong Festival. Happy Fiesta Borongan!

[nourahhseo]

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1. Keyword Research: The Foundation of SEO

Effective SEO starts with thorough keyword research. Identifying the right keywords that your target audience is searching for is the cornerstone of any successful SEO campaign. Use tools like Google Keyword Planner, Ahrefs, or SEMrush to find high-volume, low-competition keywords. Incorporate these keywords naturally into your content, meta descriptions, and alt tags to increase your visibility on search engines.

2. On-Page Optimization: Fine-Tuning Your Content

On-page optimization involves enhancing the elements on your website that influence search engine rankings. This includes optimizing title tags, meta descriptions, headers, and URLs. Ensure that each page on your website is optimized for a specific keyword or set of keywords. Additionally, make sure your content is well-structured, with clear headings, bullet points, and concise paragraphs. Search engines favor content that is easy to read and understand.

3. Quality Content: The King of SEO

Content is king when it comes to SEO. High-quality, informative, and engaging content not only attracts visitors but also encourages them to stay on your site longer, reducing bounce rates. Create content that addresses the needs and pain points of your audience. Blog posts, how-to guides, infographics, and videos are excellent ways to provide value and establish authority in your niche. Regularly update your content to keep it fresh and relevant, which is favored by search engines.

4. Link Building: Establishing Authority

Link building is an essential part of off-page SEO. Acquiring backlinks from reputable websites signals to search engines that your content is trustworthy and authoritative. Focus on building relationships with industry influencers and guest posting on reputable sites. Additionally, create shareable content that naturally attracts backlinks. Remember, quality over quantity—having a few high-quality backlinks is better than having numerous low-quality ones.

5. Technical SEO: Enhancing Site Performance

Technical SEO involves optimizing your website’s backend structure to improve its performance in search engine rankings. This includes ensuring that your site is mobile-friendly, has a fast loading speed, and is secure (using HTTPS). Implementing schema markup can also help search engines understand your content better, leading to improved visibility. Regularly audit your site for broken links, duplicate content, and other technical issues that could hinder your SEO efforts.

6. User Experience (UX): Keeping Visitors Engaged

A great user experience (UX) is critical for SEO success. Search engines prioritize websites that provide a seamless and enjoyable experience for users. Make sure your website is easy to navigate, with intuitive menus and a clean design. Reduce clutter, improve site speed, and ensure your site is accessible on all devices. The longer visitors stay on your site and the more pages they visit, the better your SEO performance will be.

7. Local SEO: Dominating Your Niche Market

For businesses targeting a local audience, local SEO is a game-changer. Optimize your Google My Business profile, encourage customer reviews, and include local keywords in your content. Ensure that your NAP (Name, Address, Phone number) information is consistent across all online platforms. Local SEO helps you rank higher in local search results, driving more traffic to your physical or online store.

8. Analyzing and Adapting: The Ongoing SEO Journey

SEO is not a one-time task but an ongoing process. Regularly analyze your website’s performance using tools like Google Analytics and Search Console. Track your keyword rankings, organic traffic, and conversion rates. Based on the data, make informed decisions to tweak your strategies and improve your results. Staying updated with the latest SEO trends and algorithm changes is also crucial to maintaining your competitive edge.

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Conclusion

Mastering SEO strategies is essential for achieving explosive growth in today’s digital world. By focusing on keyword research, on-page optimization, quality content, link building, technical SEO, user experience, local SEO, and continuous analysis, you can elevate your website’s visibility, attract more traffic, and ultimately drive your business to new heights. Embrace these strategies, and watch your online presence soar.

[pi-zza]

What I will share is about the fiesta event in Borongan. It was my first time to go to the fiesta because there are no such fiestas in Quezon City, I didn't even go to the fiesta itself but I did go to the "Peryahan" where it is one of the sights every time the fiesta comes. it's like a carnival with rides and different games that can be played to win prizes. When my classmates and I went, we rode vikings. It was my first time to ride that and I don't know if I can do it again because I'm afraid of heights. We also played different games there.

Padul-Ong festival is celebrated by the Boronganons every 8th of September to pay homage to its Patroness, the Blessed Virgin Mary. The festival commemorates the day they received the image of Mary after it was shipped by a mysterious lady from Portugal.

The Padul-ong festival in Borongan, Eastern Samar, Philippines depicts the legend of how the image of the blessed Virgin Mary was mysteriously transported to the town from Portugal and how the enigmatic Lady in White who supposedly frequents the Hamorawan Spring located at the heart of the city gave the water its miraculous healing powers.

Every September 7th, people of Eastern Samar commemorate the Lady of Nativity as the patroness of Borongan. The procession of the image of the Blessed Virgin Mary (a small statue) starts at 5:00AM in Punta Maria. From there, it is transported across the bay by banca to Rawis, parading the image through the town to the Borongan Cathedral. There are then re-enactments of the transporting of the Blessed Virgin Mary at the City plaza.

Padul-ong Festival schedule of activities generally begin towards the end of August. In the 29th of August, kick-off activities occur as well as it is the start of the nine-day novena prayers.

The highlight of the Padul-ong Festival is the reenactment or dramatization of bringing the image from Punta Maria to Borongan Cathedral through a procession. It takes place on September 7. It starts early in the morning where religious rites are performed in the chapel of Punta Maria. In most years with good weather, the image is moved to Borongan Cathedral through a fluvial procession in Rawis Bay. The image is installed in a special ornamented vessel called andas or pagoda and accompanied by boats of the lay faithful and organizations. When the day has inclement weather however such as in 2021, the image is transferred through a street procession in a vehicle motorcade. A reenactment soon follows in the plaza that depicts how the patroness arrived from Portugal to the Philippines. And in September 8, the next day, is the fiesta celebration. It is marked with observance of religious activities such as mass and solemn procession in Borongan Cathedral. Secular activities of Padul-ong Festival are participated by various institutions, individuals, and organizations of the city. They include civic military parade, street-dancing, talent competitions, sporting events, music fest, etc.

An added attraction is the festival-within-the-festival that gives spotlight to lechon, a roasted whole pig. Started in 2011, it is called the Borongan City Native Pig Lechon Festival. It puts this recipe front and center as a way to promote the city as a food destination.

I don't have much to share because I went home to Oras right during the fiesta, but I was happy to go to the fiesta with my classmates even though I almost died from the vikings LOL!

References:

• Padul-ong Festival Tells the Story of the Lady in White, http://www.traveltothephilippines.info/2019/03/08/padul-ong-festival-tells-the-story-of-the-lady-in-white/amp/

• Padul-ong Festival, https://www.festivalscape.com/philippines/eastern-samar/padul-ong-festival/#:~:text=Secular%20activities%20of%20Padul%2Dong,events%2C%20music%20fest%2C%20etc.

[thaiamulet-us]

Er Ger Fong Magic Cloth Talisman By Luang Pu Khi Wat Si Lamyong 2553 Size 14*18 Inch

Er Ger Fong Magic Cloth Talisman By Luang Pu Khi Wat Si Lamyong 2553 Size 14*18 Inch

  Gambling Talisman (Yee Gor Hong Gambling Deity for Lucky streaks and riches) Er Ger Fong - The King of Gamblers are Empowered and Intended for those who love to play the Lottery and casino Games, and Speculative Risk Professions, such as Financial Investment Advisors and Stock Market Traders.

  Er Ger Fong is the Iconic Figure of Worship of Thai and Thai Chinese people who love to Gamble.  is the Patron Deity and Lucky mascot of Professional and Amateur Gamblers and High Aiming Business Persons. He lived a hard working life and used his abilities to work his way up from nothing to become an example of Society and a Powerful Mogul of many different businesses, including the lottery business. Is a tried and tested Wicha, which gained much popularity in Singapore, Malaysia, Hong Kong and Taiwan with the Gambling community.

    HISTORY The King of Gamblers ER GER FONG was born in China during the democratic revolution . He was a Chinese Millionaire. He came to Thailand in the reign of King Rama 3. He was the first person who originated gambling in Thailand. He often helped the poor people. The shrine of Er Ger Fong is very popular among Thai gambler. Every day, many people go to his shrine and pray to get lucky in gambling or lotto. when he die, people built shrine house for him. One day, the government needs to build police station in that area and demolish The shrine of Er Ger Fong in the police station. Strangely enough, after that 3 policemen were dead by car accident, shot gun and heart failure in the period of one month. After this bad situation happen, the government decide to rebuild The shrine of Er Ger Fong. Now Er Ger fong shrine nowadays place on the top of this police station's main building. The ErGerFong amulet is best for victories in gambling and business. It happened experience with user to Achieve wealth in gambling (Win most ), Lottery and windfall luck (Super good luck) . Them also Gaining Wisdom , powerful, Successful and Freedom in your job or business or your career by instantly (Fast rich height then ever before).

Er Ger Fong Temple Shrine, Bangkok The temple was located opposite the famous TAI HONG KONG temple, along Chao Kam Rop Road. The interesting thing was, it was located at the 4th floor of the Prapacha Police Station building, climb up to the 4th floor, reach the roof top and there it was, the beautiful temple of Er ger fong.   How to Worship Por Phu Yee Gor Hong (Er Ger Fong) Thai gambling amulets. Light Nine sticks (9) of Incense, flower garlands (Puang Maalay made from yellow chrysanthemums), Black Coffee (no Sugar) or ‘O Yua’ (a kind of dark hot drink, also called ‘O Liang’), and tea.   You can give offerings every day if you wish to, or once a week if this is not feasible.If you find yourself receiving winning streaks and success in your undertakings, you must give alms to the bowls of Buddhist Monks and offer to share the fruits of those merits with Por Phu Yee Gor Hong and results should improve even more than before   Rules; If and when you go Gambling, once you have gained a decent winning, do not become too greedy and try to get more than is really normal to wish for. Do not become over greedy, as Yee Gor Hong does not Like Greedy people, and will make you Lose what you won again. Always share some of the winnings to make merit for Por Phu Yee Gor Hong.   Kata Bucha Por Phu  Yee Gor Hong – Kroo Ba Subin Namo Mae Taewaanang Toobpa Teebpa Ja Bubphang Saggaara Wantaanang U Yae A Yae Ta Nang Su Ga Ri Thaa Mi   “Oh Great Sacred Por Phu Yee Gor Hong – please bestow Great Luck and Fortune upon me, and give me your Blessings of Riches and Success”.   Kata Bucha Por Phu Yee Gor Hong (Ajarn Meng Khun Phaen) Odtabpawaena Kaayaka Bpen Dtuki Ong Phuu Saasa Uyae Ayae

The Er Ger Fong is god of gambling.  Thailand people beleave that will lucky in any games. Er Ger Fong is well known and highly regarded in the name as Iconic Deity of Gambling in Thailand, especially in Southeast Asia. He also owned a reputation as God of Gamblers. It is said that many people's wear amulet of Er Ger Fong experience unexpected good fortune or personal gain, and also increases the chances of winning in gambling.According to what some say, wearing the amulets of Er Ger Fong (二哥丰) is not just lucky on gambling, it even fetches wealth. Believe it or not, many peoples have heard and experienced it, for people who looked at the amulet image will say it seems like an ancient Chinese zombie. It can say that these entire amulets were very popular in Thailand.   Its main use is for attracting wealth and prosperity in your business, it can also be used to influence business It's used for good luck, money, power, love, success, influencing and commanding others and conquering any situation.To Sale increase - Gambling Lucky– productivity enhancement - Expand customer base - build up good will - your office attracts good fortune & more customers to heighten growth. enhancing the motion & speed business. Read the full article

[mayclair]

OH BESTIE YOU'RE BACK FRJENFJKNEJNJKDNKENKNEN LUMAX REALLY DELIVERED THIS SEASON HUH LET'S TALK ABOUT IT

"im here."

"no, i just didn't look hard enough, okay? but i see you now. i see you."

"i've really missed that." "missed what?" "your laugh."

and the flirting in the creel house scene <3

god my expectations were so LOW for lumax this season and i just got completely blown away they were treated so WELL oh my god

and that supposed angsty creel house scene turned out to be pure fluff i can't believe we got angstbaited so hard 😭😭😭

it's so impossible to articulate my thoughts about them this season because brain all muddled but i'd love to hear your thoughts bestie even if it's just incoherent screaming <3

ONG HI BESTIE IM NOT DONE YET I STILL HAVE A WHOLE EPISODE TO FINISH 😭😭😭 BUT LITERALLY THEY ARE SO INSANE LIKE THE VOICE CRACK WHEN HE SAYS IM HERE????? THE LOOK ON GER FACE AFTER HE TELLS HER HE SEES HER ITS SO CONFLICTED IM <///3 AND HER LAUGH I LOVE HER LAUGH HE MADE HER LAUGH 🫶 AND THEN HE SAYS THAT AND LIKE FUCKCJSJSJSJSUDUDJJD AND THE WAY SHE LEANS IN TO KISS HIMBUT THEYRE INTTERUPTRD LIKE 🫠🫠🫠 also THEIR HEIGHT DIFFERENCE EVERYTIME THEY STAND NEXT TO EACH OTHER IM SO 😭😭😭😭 SHES SO SMALL

i can’t believe they let us clown like that for a literal fucking year ongl to hive us this buttload of good content i hate them so much <3 /hj but also like . THEM .

[heyitsyn]

Nekoma!Manager!Male!Reader

a/n: never written male reader before but this was a funny request and i really do see the irony in this

anon request:  

absolutely LOVED your seijoh hcs! you said you wanted to do the other schools so i thought, how about nekoma but with a MALE manager bc it would be so ironic to have a male god as their manager rather than a goddess that they always talked about!! thank youuuuuuu!!!!!!!

yall the nekoma fanchant is literally stuck in my head

hehe uwu lets step on the pedal

ong jesus take the wheel pls

so basically,,,

being the nekoma manager is a MESS

lets say youre a second year and was only the manager bc you were begged into taking the job

like wouldnt leave you alone and pestered you 25/8, screaming about needing their own god manager

also just because, you are fairly popular and you have your own fanclub of girls in nekoma and they thought it would give them more exposure and more chances w girls :’)

tora was actually the first who came up to you and begged you to be their manager during class one day bc they are in need of one but they arent allowed to have a girl manager so he turned to having a handsome male

‘I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY IT HAS TO BE A BOY’

‘so you wont be all over him abd be distracted w showing off’

‘WHO ARE YOU TO QUESTION MY SE-’

‘tora, please’

initially, you refused bc you just couldnt be bothered to be part of a club where you basically babysit a bunch of overgrown children

but kenma, your childhood friend, was the team’s last attempt to get you in since kuroo mentioned that he was the only one you listened to

‘kenma, babie, i love you, but i am your friend, not your nanny. so unless i am paid, i will not waste my time taking care of of all of you. especially that chicken head’

‘y/n, yaku is on his last leg here. we really need a manager and we need it fast’

‘you went for years without one so why do you need it?’

‘we’re scared that nekomata would just drop dead any minute now’

‘yanno? im surprised hes even still alive with yall’

‘....... ill show your fangirls that picture of you when we were 5 when-’

‘okay, kenma. rude about the blackmail but okay. dont expect me to be the maid or anything’

nope, you were actually the maid

and the cook

and the nanny

and the laundry person

the everything

it baffles you that kuroo is about to graduate next year yet he still doesnt know the difference between fabric softener and detergent

the amount of times you sent him to pick up more and only to send him back when he ended up buying 2 softeners or 2 detergents

‘they all look the same!’

‘kuroo tetsuro cAN yOu NoT rEAd?!’

ngl i still mix them up sometimes

during matches, youre basically their mother, their nanny, and nekomata’s notetaker, and their personal cheerleader

naoi, the other coach guy, and coach nekomata has adopted you as a son bc of how hard you work and the less the burden is on them

like your notes about their playing percentages really works and helps them and added with the chores you do for the team?

godsend

also, lets put your popularity in here

you dress with a white shirt and zip up your red nekoma jacket with your red sweatpants so you look like one of the players, right?

but how come every time they have practice, youre the only one with the fangirls in the bleachers?

youre literally wearing the same thing as them yet youre the only one who gets looked at?!

even kuroo, who was quite good looking, doesnt have that many girls pining after him yet you, resident anti-tryhard, seems to get the female population to fall for you just by doing the simplest things like breathing

youd be doing normal things like using your whistle as you hold a clipboard and girls would be screeching at you 

‘omg m/n is so hot!’

‘hes just !!!! uuggghhhh’

‘siri how to be a whistle?’

i am uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the gym today

tora complains about it all the time bc first, they cant have a beautiful manager, two, they have a pretty boy who’s taking the attention away

‘SO NOT FAIR! M/N, TURN UGLY!’

you bonk him on the head in anger and threaten to quit all the time

‘say that again and you’ll be filling your own water bottles tomorrow’

but in truth though, the guys really do appreciate you and everything you do

they know that you balance them with your personal life and classes and still make time to do their laundry and make them food

so they have started easing off the burden and weight off of your shoulders

at first, you were very suspicious when they told you that they already filled their water bottles

‘huh? i didnt think you even knew where the water fountain was’

‘wym weve been doing this for years’

-kuroo

then, you heard kuroo tell the others to put their sweaty jerseys in the basket in the corner of the room and for the last person to carry it to the laundromat

‘um, sir, we dont want to have another pink jersey disaster again’

you stopped inuoka from lugging the basket but he shook his head and gave you a wide grin

‘nope, m/n-senpai! i’ll carry it for you! i’m strong, see?’

he flexed his right arm muscle while holding the basket with one hand but it was too heavy so it fell to the ground, spilling out all the practice jerseys

you sighed before bending down to pick them up and babie inuoka’s eyes watered, thinking you were mad at him

‘gomen, senpai’

he whispered but you looked up at him from your position

his watery eyes made you frantically stand up and wipe his tears with the pads of your thumbs

‘inu-kun, why are you crying? you said you were strong right? dont cry over silly things, okay?’

he nodded and you were still confused as to why he was so emotional but you patted his fluffy hair 

‘now cmon, lets go take these to the shop’

unbeknownst to you, the team was actually seething from behind the wall

naturally, as a,,, manager,, you became their,,, energy?? 

like the slightest affections from you made their health bar increase tenfold and they didnt necessarily have any intentions towards you

you were like,,, their own,,,, happy drug?? like a human seratonin??

just the fact that they had someone like you to fall back on and give them love when they lost or something

it was comforting

usually it was just the team’s responsibility to throw away their own sadness and comfort each other

but with you,,,

they could easily cry with no fear and you would comfort them until they didnt need to be comforted anymore

eventually, they ended up straight out competing against each other on who would get the most affection

clearly, inuoka used his first year card and everyone knew you were soft for your kouhais

like you would just grab them and hug them because of how cute they were

uwu especially lev?! 

he may be a giant but hes just a really REALLY REALLY BIG CAT

;)

LEV LIVES TO HUG YOU

like the mans is beanstalk level of height and despite the age difference, he just picks you up and cuddles you and youre just like ‘okay, let it out babie’

DKSFJSLD ANYWAYS

you are always a hot topic w all the students in nekoma and even some in other schools

like during training camp, bro you making everyone question their sexuality

omg akaashi and you are probably the prettiest people there and can i just say how everyone cant focus on a practice match bc youd be laughing together or something and they havent heard anything so beautiful??

and the kitties get really defensive over you and hiss at anyone who even tries to approach you

hiss hiss

DKJFSLKDFJDWHAT IF EVERYONE IN THE TEAM IS BI

OMG WHAT

like the little touches from you make them so red and confident gays like kuroo and bokuto call you out on them and tease you 

while the quiet ones like akaashi and kenma are just blushing and stutter and you tease them instead?

*inhale* BOI *exhale*

the uke and seme dynamic is real on this one

however, there are times when the turned tables

there was that one day that you were seriously questioning if bokuto wore leggings or just really high knee pads and you cornered him after baths to just figure it out

like our poor confident boi turned to a shy babie and shrunk against the wall, covering his red face

‘y-y/n-kun’

‘bo-san, i just want to know’

DKFSJLKDFJFJSDKIM DYING OVER HERE LIKE PLEASE I DONT OWN Y/N

after seeing the smidge of skin at the top of the kneepad, you nodded and brushed your fingertips over the flesh

‘hmm~ so i was right~’

FROM THEN ON POOR BABIE OWL COULDNT LOOK AT YOU THE SAME!!!!!!

it worried everyone so much when bokuto would glance at you in the sidelines and he would competely miss akaashi’s set bc his eyes would focus on you rather than the ball

like he absolutely couldnt take his eyes off of you and when you do turn to meet his eyes, he shrinks back and looks away, completely missing your amused smirk

now, your kitties werent happy about that

theyre very protective of you and they felt that this owl could snatch you right up and fly away

and kuroo, being the captain and the head of the familia, took it upon himself and dragged you to the back of the gym while the others were practicing

kurat pushed you against the wall and basically kabedonned you

KUROO IS LIKE 6′2 OR 190 CM I CANT

‘you seem close with bokuto, l/n. almost, too,, close’

an amused smirk etched itself on your lips and you pressed a hand on his chest

‘oya~? captain-san, am i being punished?’

SFDKLFSJKLDFJL SIR Y/N IS SUPPOSED TO RADIATE SEME ENERGY BUT HE ISNT AND I CANNOT-

ofc he was taken aback by your flirty attitude but he smirked and softly brushed away your bangs that slightly covered your eyes

‘hmm~~ depends, y/n-kun. are you going to be a good kitty and stay with the clowder? or are you going to stay with those pesky chickens~?’

DKFLSJDKFJSL BRO DID YOU KNOW A GROUP OF CATS IS CALLED A CLOWDER?! I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT BUT I HAVE A FEELING KUROO WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT BC HE BIG BRAIN

you chuckled and gently wrapped your arms around his shoulders

but your hand grabbed the hair at the back of his head and harshly pulled him to be closer to you

your eyes blinked innocently but your sharp teeth were shown from your malicious grin

‘ive always been a bad kitty, captain. so i dont care what you say because you cant tell me what to do~’

👀👀👀👀

imagine what happens next bc i cant write something unholy

anyways

so you learned that tetsu CAN in fact tell you what to do and you avoided everyone else which caused them to wonder but one look at your neck

well,,,,,

you got attacked by a cat 

a cat named tetsu

SKDFLJSDKFJSLKUROO IS THE ONLY SEME YOU CLASH WITH

THE OTHERS ARE ALL UKE

EVEN BEEFY BUFF CAKE BOI BO

but you toned it down to not be attacked again

ngl the whole team was all jealous and they even whined to kuroo about it

‘thats not fair!!!!’

‘stop abusing your role as captain!!!!’

they hated the fact that kuroo got you first so they all rally over to keep you away from him

like baby kenma would nudge you over and bring him to sit next to you, saying he needs you to help him with a certain level

‘kenny, im not sure how to play this game’

‘hmm,,,, youre a quick learner, y/n, and youre really quick with your fingers so you could pass to the next level’

*insert lenny face*

‘oya? and you would know how, kenny?’

and baby kenny would fluster a little before glomping to your side and burying his face into your shoulder to hide away

OR

the first years would absolutely use their kouhai priviledges and bring you over to help them with ‘homework’

‘you guys realize i passed because kuroo would beat me into studying right?’

‘but senpai! you mustve learned a thing or two in your classes!’

‘bold of you to assume i was even awake in my classes’

but they still make you spend hours trying to help them which turn into just messing around 

KSDLFJSDKFJD MOVIE NIGHTS YOU GUYS THATS IT!!

there isnt really a single calm moment in your guys’ practice

poor you have already started seeing lot of gray hairs

you literally decline every single confession just because youre too busy for a date and you cant handle having to take care of another person

its like youre dating the whole team!!

soon the entire school have just accepted the fact that you are just simply not in the market anymore just because you joined the club

not because youre actually taken by a girlfriend but youre taken by a bunch of teenage males

imagine how that works out

anyways

youre not really the best volleyball player out there but you know a thing or two

well,,, its more like your stamina doesnt allow you to play long bc a single lap literally destroys your lungs

but you still know when yaku complains about having a shaky receive

‘oh, momo-senpai, youre bending your knees too low so gravity is pushing down on your-’

ugh chemistry i hate it

despite your lack of athletic or physical skills, they still appreciate you for your keen eyes, your caring nature, and your overall looks that give them motivation to play harder to impress you personality :)

all the boys love you

and tbh

you love your boys too

even though it was a blackmail caused event,

you still would’ve joined otherwise

this is kinda short but its going to be longer if i find some plots or somebody asks for a plotline that i can write about for a long time

anyways

byeeeee :)))))

a/n: this isnt exactly the best manager one ive written but ill probably find a good prompt for this or again as stated ^^ someone sends in an ask for it and ill write a story for our favorite male manager :’D

[sumeshi-t]

past or present— a haikyuu smau

[oikawa x y/n x atsumu]

a/n: next update on friday! also would like to apologize if i keep missing out people in the taglist 😩 i'll do better i'm sorry

part 18B > part 19 > part 20 | nav.

iwaizumi waves his hand once as he sees you approaching. he's already bought two tickets for both of you, and his eyes immediately dart over to the blonde setter walking not too far behind. 

iwaizumi knew who this player was, notorious for being the best, if not, one of the best setters in their generation; so he was quite taken by surprise to know that you were accompanied by him and it wasn't just some coincidence as he’d initially thought.

as you stop before your high school buddy, you wasted no time introducing the miya twin to aoba johsai's ace. 

"oooh, the one who stood ya up last time?" atsumu comments, causing a chuckle to erupt from your lips; you were amused at how sharp his memory was because even you have nearly forgotten about that. "yes, the one who stood me up." 

iwaizumi frowned slightly, cheeks a bit tinted with a nice pinkish hue. "you're really not going to stop saying that now, huh y/n?" he sighs, then he turns to atsumu, "good seeing you. you're a pro now, right?" 

in return, he smiles his usual cocky smile, before nodding once. the blonde puts a hand in his pocket, "see ya in a bit," then without averting his eyes from yours, atsumu continues, "ya better make sure y/n is in one piece when she returns to tokyo,"

at this, you hit atsumu's shoulder with a clenched fist, making sure the knuckles made contact pretty spot on. you roll your eyes when atsumu winced, rubbing himself where you hit him. he gives you your bag and as you took it in your hand, you say, "do good in the practice matches, atsu. or else coach won't be the only one pissed. byie!" 

without turning back, you practically drag iwaizumi along, despite your height difference. 

while in the train, you two felt comfort in the silence the other friend offered. however, iwaizumi couldn't stop stealing looks at you. it’s like you can hear what he was thinking.

"he's not my boyfriend, iwa. at least, not yet... maybe... i think. but you get the point." you murmured, eyes watching the passing scenery. "he's the first person after... oikawa; thought i should give dating at least, another try." you pursed your lips, trying not to look so glum.

iwaizumi was a bit relieved that you chose to open this topic instead of him. "well, as long as he's not an asshole to you 24/7... besides, you're the one who knows him better than i do, so i can't really say much."

this remark makes you smile, leaning your head onto his shoulder, which iwaizumi just lets you be. "you're still as sweet as ever, iwa. i hope you know that,"

"shut up, i mean, as long as he doesn't deliberately spike a ball straight to your face..."

his words caused you to straighten up and look at him with eyes widened. iwaizumi continued his statement where he trailed off, immediately explaining, "i happened to pass by the park after jogging in the morning, when i think i heard your voice. i was about to approach you, then your face got hit by the ball and saw you with... someone who looks like him; was just trying my luck to see if my guess was right." 

“for real, i thought you were some kind of stalker or mind reader just now, i don’t know...” you chuckle, then recount the recent memory, "atsu doesn't really hold back; he has the mind of a five year old sometimes, despite the cocky exterior. so when i taunted him..." 

"oh god, y/n, what were you thinking?"

"nothing. the thing is, i wasn't really thinking. but i moved too far forward. which i kinda admit was my fault," then you messed with iwaizumi's hair, laughing at his reaction having caught him off guard with that. "don't worry, he took care of me right after. you still should’ve said hi," 

"also... what's with the threat?" iwaizumi slightly relaxed after having eased into this conversation. 

you simply sigh, "oh come on, doesn't he kinda remind you of someone? but this one has more of asshole flowing in his blood. don't let it get to you." 

iwaizumi actually shakes his head in disappointment, "why do you keep attracting guys like them? and really, a setter too?"

you only shrug, a look that tells him ‘i don’t have a choice, do i?’ evident on your face. "it's better than not attracting anyone, i guess. tough luck maybe. but he can be sweet, rea~ally competitive too. he’s been nothing but good company," 

iwaizumi tries reading your emotions, gauging the reactions you were giving him. then, you look at him finally, "you seem worried about something, iwa. is there something you’re not telling me?"

for him, it feels like the both of you has yet to tell him anything. that’s why it feels like he has something that he’s not telling you. he’s been meaning to ask you whether oikawa was aware of what you have going on with atsumu, but decides against it. because if oikawa knew about this, he knew he’d be the first to know and all of this wouldn’t be a surprise to him.

the ace only heaved a helpless sigh, "for some reason i don't want your ex and that miya to meet. it’s gonna be such a scene, but i'll really pity you if that were to happen."

it’s a lie if you say that you’ve never thought of that at all. it’s also a lie if you say that when such a situation arises, you’d know exactly what to do. you didn’t like dwelling on it, you dreaded for that to happen. you never really mentioned either of them to the other, since it was never a topic for discussion in your chats. 

or was it because you just didn’t want to talk about it. because deep down, you were scared.

but scared of what?

somehow in the pit of your stomach, you knew iwaizumi was right. 

you also sighed, "that's a big ass headache, for sure. but i guess for that to happen... don’t you think it’s too much of a stretch?" 

you looked at iwaizumi who was texting matsukawa that you two were on the way already. when he was done, you call out his name, “hey, iwa?”

he tucks his phone in his pocket, “yeah?”

“i know this sounds crazy but... me and atsumu, this whole thing i told you? please don’t tell anyone–especially oikawa–about it. if there’s someone who’s supposed to do that, it’s me. think you can do that for me, iwa?”

there’s a lot he didn’t know, but iwaizumi was sure of one thing: oikawa tooru wasn't over you, at least, not completely. or perhaps, has no intention of getting over you. but he wasn't sure if you were really aware of that. so if you were already dating someone, it was only right to tell his friend to back off. 

but you were looking at him so intently, screaming through your eyes that you wanted him to trust you with this decision you were making.

so he does. and he reluctantly nods. 

then, he leans back and closes his eyes, remembering the text message he received from your friends, "matsukawa says hanamaki had a place reserved for dinner. we'll be heading there soon as he picks us up. so we better rest because i think it's gonna be a lo~ong night,"

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[tumbleranch-dorm]

“You never heard of yodeling before? fufu I see.....no it’s nothing really Prefect”

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TECHNICAL INFORMATION

Name: Ferdrick Y’Oddel

Japanese: フレデリック・ヨーデル

Romanji: Furederikku Yōderu

Other Name:

Ferd (himself)

Boss (Eb)

Sir (Clinton)

Roi de Yodel (Rook)

Rank 3 Narcissistic Player (Idia)

Squid (Floyd)

Yawneler (Leona)

Voiced by Akira Ishida

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BIOGRAPHICAL INFORMATION

Gender: Male

Age: 18

Birthday: March 15

Starsign: Pisces

Height: 184 cm

Eye Color: Pesto Green

Hair Color: Tabasco Red

Homeland: Town of Iron Pistol

Family: Father, Mother, Cole (distant relative)

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PROFESSIONAL STATUS

Dorm: Tumbleranch

School Year: Third

Class: 3-A Student no. 09

Occupation: Student and Dorm Leader

Club: Light Music Club

Best Subject: Music

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FUN FACTS

Dominant Hand: Left

Favorite Food: Scrambled Egg

Least Favorite Food: Canned Beans

Dislikes: Anyone dislike his talent

Hobby: Composing Lyrics, Guitar/Ukelele

Talents: Yodeling

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UNIQUE MAGIC “Yodeling is ART”

Controlling the minds of mages, even creatures with his hypnotic yodeling. This effect will temporary give a distorted colorful eyes once whom heard him yodel. Anyone couldn’t resist the power of his vibrant tune and obediently do what the user’s command and chances are might lose the memory during the hypnotic trance in the aftermath.....unless it was all just a dream.

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PERSONAL INFORMATION

Ferdrick is what the dorm needs for a leader to take over Tumbleranch. Truly industrious and sharp-witted yet confident and narcissistic with very much proud of himself possessing these kinds of traits. There are times he can be annoyingly too prideful having the tendency to flaunt others by his gentleman looks with his smooth talking especially likes to showing off he has the most beautiful yodeling voice than any yodeler’s out there. He does also sing but he prefers to yodel a lot. Very confident of his potential he wouldn't care less what others think about his talent, he's very self-assured of his potential and wouldn't mind demonstrating if they insistently asked also wouldn't mind to butt heads with anyone or dorm leaders if they asked for a challenge from him. He would immediately accept it to prove that he can do better than anyone else

Ferdrick is also a legend fanatic, deeply respected but more adored the dorm’s legend “Vainglorious and Notorious Outlaw” Ferdrick has a lot of knowledge about the legend’s stories thanks to research and ancient books pretty much loves to tell tales about it with anyone of those who haven’t heard of him especially to first years

Being as egoistic as he is but Ferdrick's words and actions are truly friendly & gentle at times. He wouldn’t mind to lend a helping hands of his peers, juniors, or friends when the situations are in a pinch but rather done it behind the scenes and little do they know he does care and worries of his dorm mates welfare and show a bit of softness even though when everyone is a bunch of rebelled children. Although for TR (tumbleranch) students, they seem to have mixed feelings towards their dorm head. They have respected him taking the huge responsibility of taking care in good hands while trying to discipline them before doing anything dangerous and do promise he’d make the dorm a better place for a new coming of students to feel at ease and enjoy the life here as shown how much work he’d put through for a leader

Well.....that wouldn’t be wicked for him to do. Don’t get him wrong, he’s not the type of person who’d want himself to be involved in danger like all of Tumbleranch would, and besides he’s honestly would never become one of them. Not entirely fond with rebels but he’s kind enough not to spoil everyone’s crazy fun time, permitting them to do unnecessary things just as much as they want but not too far (people stated him to be called “Boss” of the organization because Ferd does act like one) meanwhile students were frightened by him because of his fury & sadistic nature. His speeches will change to violent containing hurtful or insensitive remarks, subconsciously murmurs with a head full clouded of harsh punishments and using his favorite weapon to threaten others off with just a smile but usually, he’d chose to smack the heads of those who disobeyed, anger, or upset him, that’s all. Not to mention he’d be more infuriating if anyone say YODEL SUCKS in front of him. With hardheadedness around, he thought of being the leader would likely take over the herd but didn't expect this to turn out frustrating and troublesome to deal with than he ever imagine

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BACKGROUND

Born in a political family. He’s the only child living with his parents growing up in high-class society. Being pampered and groomed by maids and butlers everyday and his personality were different from before mainly he used to be so obedient towards his parents. His father is the mayor from his hometown “Town of Iron Pistol” while his mother is a sophisticated noblewoman from a noble family. Most of Ferd’s relatives, his father side, were well known and respectable politicians working part as the supreme democratic parties. His father wanted his son’s future to follow his footsteps as taking the position of deputy mayor and soon after, being as mayor once he grown to be a fine adult, one day. So during his childhood, both his parents decided to take Ferd in homeschooling and hired finest tutors giving him much proper educations of along with magic training living up to his life with no distractions in playing outside, nor with children, and nor meaningless children activities but books and learning mannerism then soon to realize Ferd felt nothing but bored and dissatisfied what his parent’s contribute to him. Few months later, the family went traveling for business and that time, Ferd happened to listen to country music for the first time by visiting to a concert. Young Ferd was contented by the music dreaming himself to be the famous country celebrity someday. Playing music and yodeling his heart out which is his first time feeling the excitement more passionate about it however none of his were parents approved of it. They thought it’s just a children’s fantasy and doubt their son’s dream becoming a country singer will ever come true and besides, they did the trouble raising him to be a successful son and it was right of them for their son to be one of the public parties just like their family. His dad was upset about Ferd and wouldn’t support his son’s dream by using his force to take away his instruments also forbids him to yodel. Despite the cruel punishment, Ferd had already made up his mind of pursuing his passionate dream, proving he can and will become a country celebrity. Time goes by, his relationship with his family are a bit complicated and constantly argue each other. Starting his college year at NRC, he decided to fake his own background. Lying to everyone believing he was an ordinary orphan who happened to got adopted by a loving and supportive family raised up to be hardworking, intelligent, and passionate boy he was and used that to hide his spoiled rich life behind. None of people of NRC even his dorm members know he’s a noble

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OTHER FACTS

He’s twisted version of Alameda Slim the Cattle Rustler

Ferdrick & Cole are actually distant relatives

Likes to listen country music related

His hobby is composing lyrics and plays guitar or Ukelele often during his kill time that’s why he nailed his yodeling performance so effortlessly and rather play solo

Ferd wasn’t fond or more like having hard time handling bovines/cows. It’s not just he’s scared of them but it’s because he learned from his legend was defeated by unusual cows so he doesn’t trust them at all

Floyd calls him Squid because he sees Ferdrick & Azul similar because their appearance are slightly alike (long-sided hair but Ferd’s longer, wearing glasses and hat, both have their canes, act like mafia bosses) Both of them hates to admit

He has a cane that can turned into a branding iron and usually fights with that

He’s good at gun firing and sword fighting

He’s slow at counting moneys

Made a promise to his favorite Idol that he’ll become a country star as them someday from ong time ago

Had a bad relationship with his parents and doesn’t want to talk about

Y’Odell wasn’t actually his surname. He never wants to reveal the real surname to anyone

[unwoas]

xiao zhan. thirty. cis man. — behold! yifan airrin has finally joined us at court! as member of house airrin, they’re known for being protective, but also quite malleable at times. the halls of this great castle harbors great secrets, and he does not disappoint; reputation precedes them as they’re known for ruthlessly collecting unpaid favors.

deni again!  26, she/her pronouns and gmt+9. below is some information about another character, yifan, who’s a gud boy but potentially on the wrong side. just wants to be soft, doesn’t know how to be. he’s new, so i’m happy to flex him out here. again — if you’d like to plot just let me know! 

𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐋.

name : yifan airrin. label : the reticent. nicknames : the sword of airrin. age : thirty. magic : non-magical. currently living : family seat.

𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘.

traits : protective. optimistic. malleable. tenacious. perceptive. loyal. alignment : lawful neutral. hobbies : swordsmanship. reading biographies of knights and commanders past. journaling. keeping the librarian company and enjoying the quiet. attending meetings with his family’s council. needlepoint. training. habits : overworking. waking up early. getting jealous. cleaning, fixing things. biting his cheek. adjusting clothes when nervous. carrying a symbol of god with them for comfort. fears : the ruin of his family. being made a mockery of.

𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐀𝐋.

orientation : bisexual. biromantic. kinks : cuddling.   hookups or relationships : few. rather sex neutral. two failed betrothals. relationship status : single. shipping status : open.

𝐏𝐇𝐘𝐒𝐈𝐐𝐔𝐄.

faceclaim : xiao zhan. height : 6′0. hair : long, dark. eyes : dark brown. piercings : one piercing in each ear. tattoos : family crest on his back. scars : healed scars on his hands and forearms from years of training. a cut above his brow from a childhood accident. 

𝐎𝐂𝐂𝐔𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍.

level of education : medium. he received a lot of schooling, but his parents wanted him to focus on earning a knighthood rather than a formal education. he went along with these wishes.  occupation : knight captain for house airrin.

𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐇.

drinker? : yes, occasionally. doesn’t like to be inebriated.   smoker? : no. recreational drug user? : no. disabilities : mild allergies. mild asthma. mental illnesses : anxiety.

𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐖.

➥ it’s humbling to watch the very people who are meant to support you laugh in your face. the airrins were never a particularly strong ducal house, but yifan’s brother taught him how they were great at one point in the distant past. yet, they were to inherit a ruin. a crumbling name and threats to pass off their holdings to another if their father didn’t gather his wits and make things right. but even as a child yifan knew his father was weak, distracted by drink and a string of bed partners. 

➥ changes came easily five years ago when, at last, yifan and his siblings inherited the ducal house together. the three of them had made a pact when they were younger: the mind, the voice, and the weapon. yifan trained his entire youth to be the weapon, the strong arm to help his siblings start a new life and fortify their positions in this uncertain world. tirelessly, they’ve spent the last few years rebuilding their home and expanding their riches. they’re on the upswing, and don’t intend to stop the prosperity anytime soon. 

𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒.

➥ didn’t give a lot of attention to arts and literature when he was younger, but has grown to appreciate them and is eager to learn more when he has the chance.

➥ has a long, thin sword he carries almost constantly. if without his sword, he certainly has a knife for protection. 

➥ sneaks off to erotic dancing shows. dark corners, hood up, pay and leave as quick as he can. he appreciate grace and movements, and likes to watch the human body do lots of different things. 

➥ yifan is very protective of his siblings, his horse, and his gardens. it’s become an acceptable joke among the knights he leads, but he still gets a little pink in the cheeks when they joke that his partner will never find a way to his heart. 

➥ keeps an indoor garden wherever he is. loves to tend to his miniature trees and plants in the morning before a grueling day. 

➥ meticulous about the state of his clothes, his hair, and his skin. keeps himself and his things very neat and tidy, almost obsessively so. yifan also expects the same of the men that follow him, inspiring a few choice nicknames. 

𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒.

➥ failed betrothals. ( 2, any gender ). probably broken because his father wasn’t a reliable or respected choice. at the time, house airrin wasn’t a strong name, so it wouldn’t have been an advantageous match.

➥ suspicion. yifan is tasked with tracking a rumor of magic in the city. he traces the rumor to them, but after investigating, believes they’re perfectly innocent. they’re involved in more insidious or anti-crown circles than he’s seen in a while. 

➥ potential betrothal. now that the airrins have raised their status, yifan’s attracted attention as an eligible bachelor. he’ll entertain the meetings for now and views the marriage as a purely business move. 

➥ enemies. after yifan and his sibling inherited the family seat, they called in what was owed to their house. unfortunately, that put this family in an uncomfortable position as they paid back their dues. they never expected the airrins to right themselves after a generation of such Wrong, yet here they are. 

➥ allies. ducal houses who need the support at court from a rising, strengthening family. 

➥ best friend and confidante. yifan’s close with his siblings, but this person holds a dear spot in his heart. they’re often a supportive yet challenging influence to yifan and his dependency on legacy and family.