#ALSO OOPS

[doctorsiren]

I just thought about something cute. The Judge, would treat Phoenix like an absolute puppy and coo at him whenever he successfully defends his client.

The Judge: I find the defendant not guilty! Good job, Mr. Wright! Tell me...who's a good boy~?

Phoenix: *tail wagging* Is it me? I bet it's me! l'm a good boy! Me me me!

The Judge: You are~! Yes, you are~!

Miles: Your honor, please.

Bonus if when The Judge has Phoenix disbarred, he scolds him harshly.

The Judge: Mr. Wright, we don't present forged evidence! That's a very bad boy! Bad! Bad boy, Mr. Wright.

Phoenix: *whimpers* I'm a bad boy?

Klavier: What is even happening?

I’m turning off anon asks so you cowards can say these things on the record /j /lh

[sinnabee]

Damn is your Eclipse hot! I keep looking at him, he's gorgeous! Thank you for the good food, compliments to the chef <3

awww thanks so much!!!! you’re so sweet!!!! you’re welcome for the meal - but you know, i think i forgot your drink! are you maybe… a little…. thirsty?

“Don’t be shy, now…”

[diode-the-skunk]

Nothin beats a squeak.

[battylite]

summary of the best lunch I've ever had

my boyfriend: I've been sick since January and my dog died

my brother: my girlfriend is trying to trick me into getting engaged and moving to California with her. also I hate my post doc

my brother's girlfriend: but if I don't move to California for literally no reason in the next 12 months my life is over!!

my mom: marriage is a trap and I wish I lived alone

my dad who single-handedly raised two children: finally I can sleep at night because both of my children have a phd <3

me: my dog also died

[steviesummer]

Tagged by @flowercrowngods, thank you!

Who Would You be in a Horror Movie game!

1. create your own look here 2. find out what role you are here

Tagging anyone who wants to do this!

[forrestfag]

weed makes me the sluttiest version of myself

[almondpiglet]

ppl were drawing mikus from all over so heres habesha miku and her lil twin sibs rin and len!!

[s0up1ta]

ANYONE ELSE WANT A PIECE 🤬🤬😡👹🗣️

alt versions under the cut:

couldn't decide so take all of them

edit: I MADE A DESKTOP VERSION !!

[larissa-the-scribe]

guys I had this realization the other day that Redwall works really well for reading aloud, and kinda half-remembered something about the author reading to kids? So I looked it up to see if I had made a connection.

And it turns out, yes, actually, because he read aloud to kids at a school for the blind. But all the books they gave him to read were depressing. So he wrote Redwall, a story about heroism and courage and making it through struggles, and filled it with so many sensory, visual details so he could give them something better and I just-- that's so wholesome-- help

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Vanessa was out of pocket for this one..

[kasey-writes-stuff]

Surely there’s not enough time for DIY right…. It’s already nearly 10 there can’t be enough time….

[az-roser]

“We all have our vices, dear.”

It seems I’ll never escape from Human Alastor… he’s truly got my brain held captive. (not that I mind LOL)

[badolmen]

They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.

[bicheetopuff]

I guess it’s this kids birthday so I’m gonna remind you what character development can do to a mf

He deserves to be happy

[cozylittleartblog]

what if there was a plague doctor that was so so so cute (and was also secretly a bird themself)

[toktopus-art]

happy halloween 👻 it's haunted house time again