#ALSO OOPS

[doctorsiren]

I just thought about something cute. The Judge, would treat Phoenix like an absolute puppy and coo at him whenever he successfully defends his client.

The Judge: I find the defendant not guilty! Good job, Mr. Wright! Tell me...who's a good boy~?

Phoenix: *tail wagging* Is it me? I bet it's me! l'm a good boy! Me me me!

The Judge: You are~! Yes, you are~!

Miles: Your honor, please.

Bonus if when The Judge has Phoenix disbarred, he scolds him harshly.

The Judge: Mr. Wright, we don't present forged evidence! That's a very bad boy! Bad! Bad boy, Mr. Wright.

Phoenix: *whimpers* I'm a bad boy?

Klavier: What is even happening?

I’m turning off anon asks so you cowards can say these things on the record /j /lh

[sinnabee]

Damn is your Eclipse hot! I keep looking at him, he's gorgeous! Thank you for the good food, compliments to the chef <3

awww thanks so much!!!! you’re so sweet!!!! you’re welcome for the meal - but you know, i think i forgot your drink! are you maybe… a little…. thirsty?

“Don’t be shy, now…”

[diode-the-skunk]

Nothin beats a squeak.

[battylite]

summary of the best lunch I've ever had

my boyfriend: I've been sick since January and my dog died

my brother: my girlfriend is trying to trick me into getting engaged and moving to California with her. also I hate my post doc

my brother's girlfriend: but if I don't move to California for literally no reason in the next 12 months my life is over!!

my mom: marriage is a trap and I wish I lived alone

my dad who single-handedly raised two children: finally I can sleep at night because both of my children have a phd <3

me: my dog also died

[steviesummer]

Tagged by @flowercrowngods, thank you!

Who Would You be in a Horror Movie game!

1. create your own look here 2. find out what role you are here

Tagging anyone who wants to do this!

[forrestfag]

weed makes me the sluttiest version of myself

[almondpiglet]

ppl were drawing mikus from all over so heres habesha miku and her lil twin sibs rin and len!!

[s0up1ta]

ANYONE ELSE WANT A PIECE 🤬🤬😡👹🗣️

alt versions under the cut:

couldn't decide so take all of them

edit: I MADE A DESKTOP VERSION !!

[larissa-the-scribe]

guys I had this realization the other day that Redwall works really well for reading aloud, and kinda half-remembered something about the author reading to kids? So I looked it up to see if I had made a connection.

And it turns out, yes, actually, because he read aloud to kids at a school for the blind. But all the books they gave him to read were depressing. So he wrote Redwall, a story about heroism and courage and making it through struggles, and filled it with so many sensory, visual details so he could give them something better and I just-- that's so wholesome-- help

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Vanessa was out of pocket for this one..

[kasey-writes-stuff]

Surely there’s not enough time for DIY right…. It’s already nearly 10 there can’t be enough time….

[yeyinde]

trying to seduce or rile up Price only for it utterly backfire on you has got to be one of my favourite things ever. especially if it's framed like a reluctant aggressor situation that flips on its head. because while he might not have wanted to do this at first, once he starts, there's absolutely no stopping him until he's satisfied.

which just ends up with you on your knees, barely able to keep yourself up as he folds himself over you, furry chest glued to your spine, forearm shoved under your neck, fingers gripping your shoulder to keep you locked in place as he sets out to make you regret ever trying to tempt him by viciously pounding his pent up aggression into your poor, abused pussy. gives you his full weight as a punishment, too; not stopping until all the air is squeezed out of your sore, burning lungs.

and all the while he rubs his bearded jaw over your sweat-slicked, tear stained cheek, and growls into your ear about how spoiled, needy little things don't get to cry now. not when he's just giving you exactly what you asked for.

so say thank you, sir and stop whining about it already 🙄

[katebeckets]

DANA SCULLY & FOX MULDER — the x files

you were my friend and you told me the truth. even when the world was falling apart, you were my constant. my touchstone.

[az-roser]

“We all have our vices, dear.”

It seems I’ll never escape from Human Alastor… he’s truly got my brain held captive. (not that I mind LOL)

[vozart]

PUT THAT BACK ON WHAT ARE YUOU DOING?!?!? - mando!ghost

@27potatochips for sharing the same braincell as me <3

[timethehobo]

Oops did it again. More photoshoot inspos with Emmrich cos I couldn’t help myself. 🤲