#ALSO LOOOOOL 20 YEARS EVEN BETTER 😈

[seokjinsonlyone]

Ooh I just saw your “bts members i’d have to marry” list and I loved it. Imma change up my response a bit and explain (in my opinion) if they would actually have side hoes, friend w benefits, & one night stands type relationship. IM SORRY IF THIS GETS LONG!

Seokjin: NO! -Jin ain’t got no time for that sort of relationship/dynamic. HE IS A HUSBAND and wants a family (I will absolutely love to get into this topic for each member if you’re down 👀) and the idea of friends with benefits is just not for him you know? Plus he ain’t got time for side hoes, he’s too busy with work & gaming plus why would he put that energy into someone he doesn’t care that much about when he could put that energy into finding his wifey/mother of his future children 👏🏾 He cannot trust one night stands so he’s a definite no and definitely marriage material/long run type of man.

Yoongi: Maybe? -Yoongi is another family man (this can be proven by his astrology and his overall fatherly behavior he demonstrates throughout the years) and I believe when he makes the time for it at some point he’s gonna get serious about finding the one and settling down. But right now mans is very busy with work and just enjoying the single life which brings me to the fact that he ain’t got NO TIME for side hoes. That time could be spent doing shit that matters and side hoes don’t matter to him 🙅🏾‍♀️. If you a friend you’re not gonna have a sexual relationship unless he’s in love with you, in my opinion he’s not the type to cross that line, if it were to happen y’all ain’t friends no more 🤷🏾‍♀️. Now the reason why I said maybe is because I could see him having a one night stand but ITS A ONE NIGHT THING ONLY, i’m talking if thats the first time y’all meet I can assure you it’ll be the last 😬

Hoseok: Yes! -Hobi is definitely a hopeless romantic and he does idolize and strive to achieve a a stable and everlasting relationship with “the one”. But that doesn’t mean he ain’t gonna have no fun 👀. I really don’t think Hobi wouldn’t be the friends with benefits type nah he’s acquaintances with benefits lmfaoo. Y’all ain’t friends don’t get it twisted but he’s too kind to not have at least a friendly dynamic with the other person. DEF WOULD HAVE SIDE HOES mmh no doubt in my mind. But random one night stands don’t really seem like Hobi’s thing.

Namjoon: Nope! -Joon wants a serious and stable relationship (he gives me those vibes) i think he’d really thrive in a healthy, stable relationship with someone he’d truly love. Basically my mans wants a wife 👏🏾 period. Side hoes ain’t for him he doesn’t seem like the type at least at this stage in his life to want that type of arrangement with someone. Friends with benefits is another no, like Yoongi if you’re his friend theres no chance of a sexual relationship unless he’s in love with you 🙅🏾‍♀️. And as for one night stands, Joonie’s got trust issues that type of risk ain’t for him.

Jimin- Absolutely -Jimin is a FLIRT!!!! We been knew ofc but don’t get me wrong Jimin (just like all of them) wants to settle and find “the one” but he’s gonna have his fun until then! Definitely a friends with benefits type guy, I think he’d enjoy the dynamic of having someone he’s friends with and can trust to have a sexual relationship with! BUT DO NOT GET IT TWISTED THIS MAN IS NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU AND NEVER WILL BE. The moment you mention a romantic relationship with him (and he’s not in love with you) he’s dropping you quick, ofc not in a mean way y’all will still be friends but the sexual relationship is over 😬. I think he’d consider his friends with benefits side hoes LMFAOO, but one night stands are once in a while (most likely if he’s feeling you it’ll turn into a friends with benefits 😭)

Taehyung: Absolutely Not -He is Husband Material, he is looking for a wife and the future mother of his five children! I would say this response would be similar to Jin’s but the difference is, Jin ain’t got no time for these dynamics while Tae ain’t making no time for these dynamics. Side hoes, friends with benefits, and one night stands aren’t for him he can do more productive things than to put effort into those dynamics that mean nothing to him. If he ain’t in love you ain’t getting nothing from Tae sorry 🤷🏾‍♀️

Jungkook- YES! -ANOTHER FLIRT!!! But Jk is a hopeless romantic who definitely daydreams about finding the one but until he finds them he’s gonna have his fun. Side hoes galore LMFAOO he’s got them on speed dial if he’s ever feeling it. Not a friends with benefits man if you his friend it’s not gonna get sexual (unless he’s in love with you). As for one night stands I can see him have one occasionally if he’s up for it (hell you’d probably turn into a side hoe). But just like Jimin don’t get it twisted HE’S NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU bring up any type of romance with him as a side hoe and you’ll never hear from him again 😭

Ok i’m done now!! But to sum it up

Seokjin, Namjoon, Taehyung: If you ain’t wifey don’t look his way

Yoongi: A once in a while arrangement but you ain’t mean shit to him if you ain’t wifey

Hoseok, Jimin, Junkook: Definitely wants a wifey but as of now just having fun! (Will not fall in love with someone they’re just having fun with though!)

(also in your tagged post you said you’d trap them with a baby for 18 years but in Korea the legal age or the age you’re considered an adult is 20!! So 2 years longer LMFAOOO)

first of all you KNOW i’m always down to talk about anything like this like always always LOL

and i agree with you on most of these especially on seokjin’s like after seeing him at them movie premieres and meeting up with his chef friends i know he ain’t got no hoes he’ll have a heart attack before he have a ho💀 AND JIMIN’S HEAVY ON JIMIN’S U HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD AND IT MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH like you wouldn’t even be able to get “i like you” out your mouth before he hitting you with the “it’s not you it’s me i hope we can still be friends” 💀💀💀and the worst part is he really would make sure you still be friends like u half heartbroken and he wanna know if you wanna go with him and so and so to see a movie it’s diabolical i wanted to disagree about jungkook but you’re so right that i couldn’t 😭💀

the only one that my opinion differs on is tae bc HE IS SO OBVIOUS when he see something he like his eyes get low voice drop an octave and he get that overall laidback expression going it’s inane really like i feel like if he see someone he wants he’s gonna go after them BUT on the other hand he is an INFP and they got they head in the clouds fr like heavy on the hopeless romantic tryna find someone who understands him and is willing to love him SO MAYBE UR RIGHT HE IS looking for a wife but i raise you the fact that he’s probably gonna try to make everyone he gets into it with his wife 💀

and for yoongi i 100% agree that he not tryna do too much like he just needs his one person so he can be done with it but (forgive me i’m a myers briggs ho) his personality type allegedly is ISTP and those ones are described as ‘the available lover’ and most likely to be able to have sex without any emotions attached and our boy is a self proclaimed rock so i think it’d be easier for him to have like one or two fwb’s that he can hit up when he have that itch he need scratched as opposed to a one night stand HOWEVER the one night probably how the fwb arrangement started (now i got the urge to talk about how you would end up in a fwb arrangement with each member 💀)

ALSO SORRY IF IT TAKE ME A WHILE TO ANSWER ASKS SOMETIMES ESPECIALLY IF U SEE ME ACTIVE IT TAKES ME A WHILE TO THINK PROCESS AND THEN FIGURE OUT HOW TO ARTICULATE WHAT I WANNA SAY IN A WAY THAT MAKES SENSE TO THE GENERAL POPULATION