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I hate public school dude none of these kids know what deodorant is
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i cant believe dead trio isnt gonna be a trio for much longer !!!
#danganronpa despair time#drdt#drdt fanart#drdt spoilers#fanganronpa#xander matthews#min jeung#arei nageishi#wow i cant believe you guys are seeing this for the very first time!!#if you saw the first upload no you didnt <3#guys make sure to check whether ur art looks good on other screens... bc why was half of it not visible ;;;#also make sure to use lighting references help#anyways copying and pasting my tags again...#i needed a reference photo for them sitting at the table so i made them in the sims lol#i couldve used random sims but i spent like 40 minutes making them 3 specifically#they spawned in and xander and arei had one conversation and he immediately gained a new dislike for mean interactions#min ran away from them and sat in the bathroom on her phone#i cant believe ch2 p2 could come out any day now#i joined the fandom during the current hiatus so im excited to actually watch it with yall yayy#artlying#my art
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Ranboo jumped.
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At long last, the beeduo zine is out!! Here's the link in case you wanna see the whole thing :)
I wanted to draw Tubbo patching up Ranboo. I think we generally talk about Ranboo patching up him or just helping him with his scars, but I wanted to explore a more somber look at the alternative. What I couldn't draw was the faint sound of the radio in the background, the host rambling about stars and our existence between them. What I couldn't draw was the warmth of the bathroom, so that none of them would be cold. What I couldn't draw were the apologies muttered into Tubbo's hair...
#beeduo#ranboo#tubbo#dsmp#dream smp#tubbo fanart#ranboo fanart#my art#feminetomboy#artist on tumblr#i used reference exactly once here#and it wasn't for the layout of the bathroom or the poses or any of the furniture#but for the bottle of cough syrup they have in the cabinet#i made sure it was the exact one Mare used for their blog on april fool's#so there's your easter egg#ranboo and tubbo totally have a bottle of cough syrup there#also okay. i feel like I need to mention#i know that with the way Ranboo's tail is so thin he absolutely would have lost it in the explosion#like there's not a single chance he'd still have it afterwards#and yes I am a perfectionist#and so I need you to know that the only reason he still has it is so I can keep drawing him wrapping it around Tubbo#yes that literally the sole reason
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unwarranted Cis Opinion but I'm getting really uncomfortable w people responding to bathroom bills by posting pictures of trans men like DO YOU WANT THEM IN WOMEN'S BATHROOMS
bc like. no they're men. they should be in men's bathrooms unless that feels unsafe. but. it really feels like it's not helpful to lean into the idea that seeing someone presenting masc or being read as a man in a women's bathroom means You're In Danger.
like I know several butch women and NB ppl who are really scared around being on T or getting top surgery bc they're not men and they don't want to be in the men's bathroom, and in that circumstance stuff like growing facial hair or reading more androgynously can be really fucking scary when people are being primed by propaganda to be on edge and hyperreactive to anyone who doesn't look like their idea of a Cis Woman.
and I'm not laying that at the feet of the people saying "hey uhhhh trans men are men and don't belong in women's bathrooms" bc it is not their fault. it's the fault of a concerted effort to make it difficult and dangerous to be trans or substantively gender nonconforming in public.
but at the same time idk I guess it just worries me cause sometimes it feels like "you fools! you are worried about this group of trans people bc you think they're the Lurking Danger of Men In Bathrooms? WRONG! the Men Making You Feel Afraid In Bathrooms are actually THESE trans people!" when in fact neither of those groups using the fucking bathroom is a problem. just piss and mind your business. people need to go where they need to go.
anyway this country is a hot fucking trash fire that somehow accelerates its descent into open fascism more every day so it's all super good and normal. so don't take this too seriously tbh cause it's somewhere near #2535654476457899009765 on the list of priorities for Queer Discourse right now when the fucking human rights commission is actively rescinding protections from trans people. Please ignore my gibberish.
#red said#i get that the point is to follow their logic to its logical conclusion like SEE THE EFFECT IS THE OPPOSITE OF YOUR STATED INTENTIONS#but a) the lawmakers already know this tbf#and also b) ultimately you still do end up making a lot of tweets that look very very very like the original scaremongering abt trans ppl#and transphobes and ppl who are unfamiliar with trans stuff alike have repeatedly and consistently demonstrated either an unwillingness#or an inability. to understand the difference btw a trans man and a trans woman.#and meanwhile idk it does feel like most posts like this are tacitly reinforcing the idea that you SHOULD be scared of masc-presenting ppl#it's putting so much emphasis on clockability. and the truth is not everyone using the bathroom does or should have to pass perfectly.#if a trans woman who looks like one of these trans men needs to piss. a woman with stubble and short hair and muscly shoulders.#SHE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO PISS IN THE WOMEN'S BATHROOM. even if she doesn't look like a cis woman.#if a trans dude looks like a girl he still doesn't belong in the ladies unless he personally feels the need to go there for his safety#if someone is not actively bothering you harassing you or treating you with aggression it's not really any of your business is it#maybe that's a trans man. maybe that's a trans woman. maybe that's a woman or dyke on T. maybe that's a cis woman who just looks masculine.#who gives a shit? a key factor in ladies bathrooms is that they have fucking cubicles. unless someone is making it your business it's not.#and if they are then the problem isn't that they're the Wrong Sex/Gender it's that they're behaving badly/disrespectfully/threateningly#which is also a problem when cis women do it!!!!!
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Be more chill or else.
Wandered down memory lane and am relistening to this musical again. lol BMC was the first musical I saw with my gf so it holds a special place in my heart.
Anyway back to rant. I might do an animatic for the song Be more chill part 1 and 2 but only snippets of it so i can draw akuma Kara just rip Karla a new one for being a nerd. lol
#osomatsu san#osomatsu-san#fanart#my art#be more chill musical#karamatsu#karamatsu matsuno#akuma karamatsu#karla pinefield#illustration#any excuse to draw more and more Karamatsu#lol akuma kara saying he looks like keanu reeves like he actually believes it#also im sorry that im indulging into my old musical fan habits lol not sorry#i just think Karla would use occult stuff to get his wingman over here lol#i dont have any idea what the rest of the characters would be in the musical but I do picture Osomatsu in the bathroom lol#abandoment issues much?
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me (the sims 1&2. And I’m talking to people who have only played ts4)
#sims 3 enjoyers you can perhaps also relate to this. i really genuinely don’t know#i didn’t like the look of ts3 so i never really played it#my quarrel with ts4 players is when they whinge about not being able to do some esoteric building thing#and i’m like girl. i can’t even set different heights on different parts of my roof#(they did change that in mansions and gardens but i don’t have m&g because i have a mac 🫠)#or when they’re casually building basements and i’m like you need to use an extremely specific cheat to do basements in ts2#and if you don’t absolutely nail it; your basement will be full of water. there are tutorials on this#the one that really gets me though is the pathing#i know sims can still experience pathing errors and inaccessible shit in ts4 but it’s SO much worse in ts2#i don’t even try building a kitchen without at least 2 empty counters because the motherfuckers will leave plates on there and decide it#means that they can’t cook#also gets me when i see people ✨building a tiny house in the sims 4✨ and i’m like that wouldn’t even be CLOSE to functional in ts2#i had to download a mod just to be able to use bunk beds#cluttering surfaces? forget it. you need to use a system of invisible shelves#earlier my sim couldn’t get in her shower because there was a counter next to it. NEXT TO it. not in front of it#they have zero ability to step over plates; baby bottles; teddy bears or any other inconsequential item#they have dance parties in the bathroom#genuinely the game of all time. wouldn’t play any other simulation#personal
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literally sobbing my youtuber egos hyperfixation is coming back except its ONLY ever been markiplier and (mostly) crankgameplays egos and there is NO CONTENT FOR CRANKGAMEPLAYS EGOS anywhere 😭😭😭
theyre so interesting too!!! dark and anti (who admittedly i dont know that much abt) are also interesting and silly/pos but BLANK!!!
hes so sad because hes the embodiment of all the negative stuff! but ethan did. nothing with him! wtf! and the character design is so aggfhdf i really like the idea of a gaunt bonewhite figure with eyes leaking oil and a face perpetually stuck in a sob
and unus 😔 the physical embodiment of DEATH?? he was only alive for one year but he was my blorbo the whole way through
and those are the only ones people really talk about?! i mean some people yeah but i feel like most don’t acknowledge mrs thomson or mad mike or bernice or (idk her name) his yandere ego or father ethan any of the rest of them! its so :((((
any ways. im going to go have thoughts abt Them. very sorry for the long post the tags are also very long but i Have Opinions and i needed them to come out
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#markiplier egos#youtuber egos#i hate it here#/j but also /srs#i just want some decent blank fanart#my favorite fanfics abt yt egos all had crank egos but none of them have updated in like a year#i genuinely dont know why no one knows abt them#like blank is a wet pathetic sad little cat#mad mike sells drugs out of an ice cream van#bernice is just. absolutely iconic#and some of marks egos are more difficult to find stuff where theyre not just a side character but with ethans its all of them#one of ethans egos is a literal grandmother? he first made her when he was a kid#her name is Mrs Thomson and im pretty sure that she uses the bathroom in cat litter???#i would literally die for her but she only has 17 fanfic on ao3.#what the fuck#then theres unus#if anyone knows any crankgameplays ego its unus#idk if people just moved on from this fandom or if it was never alive as is but it makes me sad#crankgameplays#crankgameplays egos#:(((
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love watching weather science videos but like. why am i 1000x more interested in tornadoes over hurricanes. they're both spinning air
#we wanted to be a stormchaser when we were younger#nowadays we have to worry about our health too much to have such a risky high-stress high reaction time job#been watching nothing but tornado history videos for days it's one of our intermittent special interests#stemming from the weather science workbook we OBSESSED over as a kid#would read that thing cover to cover multiple times a week. i was the kind of autistic who would read the Encyclopedia for fun#i actually had a fave encyclopedia entry as a kid and now i cannot fucking remember it 😭#i also learned what sex was through the encyclopedia 😭😭😭😭 was legit my first exposure to the concept#but like even though we watch A TON of weather videos including tons of stuff about thunderstorms and blizzards#(thunderstorms my fucking beloved. favourite weather pattern ever. cumulonimbus my bestest friend <3)#most of the videos we watch are mostly tornado videos. and hurricane videos feel boring to us#even though hurricanes are wayyy more powerful#tornadoes are still fucking powerful it's just more. concentrated#tornadoes to me feel Targeted like. that's weather that says Fuck YOU in particular actually#especially multivortex tornadoes where you can literally have two houses both in the middle of the storm at once#and still only one of them gets destroyed#or like pictures you can see of demolished houses with their mailbox in the yard simply untouched#i like to watch tornado videos bc they help me. prepare. just in case#our state gets hit with tornadoes pretty frequently though not as much as tornado alley#and i like to know all the information for sheltering and what to do in the event of a collapsed building and such#i have a little survival kit in the bathroom just in case with like basic first aid and a radio and bottled water#bc thats probably the safest room for me to be in since it's not near any external walls and also hiding in the tub is usually good#also in the event you're caught on the road during a tornado#DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE shelter under a bridge or overpass#those work basically like straws where as the air gets pushed through it goes MUCH faster and gets dangerous way easier#as far as im aware the best place to be is in a ditch or hole if you absolutely cannot find a shelter in time#if you do not have a car with roll protection then being in your car will probably be worse#NOT AN EXPERT THO pls verify this information on your own if you think it is relevant or necessary i have poor memory and can be stupid#i just know that overpasses are dangerous as hell
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for next year I'm training my parents' dog to look for matzot because bruh the place my dad his the afikoman is UNFAIR
#jumblr#pesach#passover#it was in their on suite bathroom behind some bottles#not even wrapped in cloth just sitting there#and it was broken like DAD#he let us search for 2 fucking hours and I was drunk like my guy I was begging for this to end so I can go to sleep#alcohol sucks out all my energy but it tastes good (dw I drank half the amount you're supposed to)#oh also he hid like 4 decoys while we were looking and that's cheating#I didn't find any of the decoys either
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Part of learning and accepting that I have adhd has been mitigating all the things I hate about things I have to do as best I can so that I can actually do them. One of those things has been changing where and how I brush my teeth. One of my biggest issues is that I think it’s fucking gross to brush my teeth in the same room I poop in, so I started brushing my teeth in the kitchen, which also has an added benefit of having a window instead of a mirror. And the best part is, now I can stand there and brush my teeth and watch my neighbor chase his horses all over their pasture because they don’t wanna be caught 😂😂😂
#she speaks#the bathroom’s clean btw it’s just the idea of it that weirds me out#the other thing I hate about brushing my teeth is I hate mint#so I started buying kids toothpaste lol#and I don’t like getting water on my arms or shirt#the kitchen helps with that but also so does using a cup instead of my hands#but I hate the disposable ones because that’s wasteful#so I use a regular one lol#like these are all things I’d been doing for my whole life cuz that’s how I was taught and I didn’t think there was any other option#you use mint toothpaste and you brush your teeth in the bathroom and you use your hands to bring water to your mouth to swish#but the thing is there are no fucking rules#and that’s one of my mantras#there are no rules and done is better than perfect#changed my fucking life fr#course all of this is possible because I am finally properly medicated lmao#this is also things I can’t post on fb cuz I’m friends with my neighbor on there lmfao#I went to school with him too that’s what’s even better#he also lives at home with his parents#millennial culture and all that I guess lmfao
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ONE OF THE GIRLS I SHARE A BATHROOM WITH FINALLY TOOK OUT THE TRASH WOOOOOOO
#i’ve had a passive aggressive note on the wall above it for like two weeks now#bc it’s been overflowing for so long but i changed it last time + don’t have any more trash bags big enough#she also left the trash bag box in the bathroom ‘for all to use’ (so you fucks can take out the trash too) <333 love and peace
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Yesterday at the high school I was in for this art teacher and they all had like projects they were gonna present to work on in Google classroom, so like many days as a substitute teacher it was quiet and I mostly just sat at the desk and read. But then this one kid in my peripheral vision was looking at me and when I glanced over her laughed a little. And I looked away cuz I was like whatever maybe he was whispering smth w his friends.
But then he says "I have a question"
"Yeah?"
"What two colors make purple?"
"Oh. Red and blue"
"Thank you... I appreciate the no judgment answer"
I didn't even think about it lol
#when youve been asked enough silly questions you just accept all of them#tales from diana#and this class in particular was not an intro class which. makes it a little extra funny#i told him ive heard sillier questions and he said 'like what?' and i was just like... oh idk but i used to work prek#i guess i am such a no judgment person that it didn't even register to me hed worry abt me laughing at him#u just forgot kid! its ok it happens to the best of us#there was also another interaction i had at the end of the day which was kinda weird#the last like 10 minutes. there was this kid in the front of the room like#apparently he was dancing and i guess i turned my head like toward the whiteboard for one sec#bc i was thinking abt erasing it. which was right next to him#and he was like 'she totally saw me bust that move' to his friends#i didn't know if they meant me or they were talking abt some other student. but fwiw i totally was not looking at him lol#but five minutes later i go up to erase the board#and the kid is still standing there and he's like 'what was your name again?' (it was literally on the board still. kids dont read)#'miss -----' 'oh. it was nice to meet you' and i was kinda like uh the fuck lol#i can't stress enough i dont 'meet' most of these high school students i just take attendance#i didn't say a word to any kids this class unless they asked to go to the bathroom#but i was like. uhm. 'nice meeting you too' like wtf?#'nice being here at my job where i oversee dozens of interchangeable students everyday'#ive always said i can usually tell when students have a crush on me. but that really applies to like. k-8#bc of how little i really get to work w high schoolers it's not like i can just read their minds#even if im a 'pretty substitute' to them i dont know that and they dont talk to me and i dont care#it's definitely weirder to have a teenager talk to u like ur a cute girl or smth. bc they don't do it in the earnest way of younger kids#not that that was like an offensive interaction it was just completely unexpected and awkward lol
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Just a sleepy baby with his dad's smelly hoodie.
He's doing better already. He's been a good boy all day and taken his meds like a champ, swallowing them all and not fighting it or complaining. His complete and utter trust in me is such a comfort, and I love that he knows I would never force anything that wasn't for his own health and safety. He's so smart and so loving. Magpie is such an amazing little dude
#Crow has trust issues related to medical trauma so he was tricky. but the delectables did the trick with him#crow is also not particularly smart#but he has his moments. like a week ago where he watched me use the toilet and got up to use it all on his own without any prompting#just suddenly was like “can't leave bathroom till I take meds#have to pee but am not allowed to pee on the rug. this is where the people pee so maybe I do this“#and he did it#magpie is a lot smaller and I would be afraid of him falling though lol
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ringo and mimi were due for a revamp + their birthdays just passed! 🥳
(nov 20 and dec 11 respectively)
closeups under the cut :^)
#gari draws#gari’s ocs#oc: ringo#oc: mimi#nintendo#splatoon#splatoon oc#octoling oc#as you can see ringo bleu is my blue ring octoling! he’s. a mess#thats the expression he’d make if somebody asked him to say a few words at an event#he does it and then cries in the bathroom about it#i imagine that his eyes look normal most of the time but gain rings at his most stressed. so like. stay away from his mouth#yes the dots are bc of ms yoko and the gold bazooka bc its cool#also making him team lightskin. trust 🔥#mimi uses any pronouns and though i have them near equal heights it is like. 4’11#mimi is a mimic octoling so can shapeshift very well! :^) he’s from the splatlands and ringo is from octo valley#both are only children but also. pan is ringo’s sister. you know how it is#they had hats but ringo’s made him look like he got drafted so he doesn’t get it 🙏🏽#mimi wears the meetcha mask and punk whites ig and ringo wears the cap’n cap with the desert chukkas#ringo uses sloshers but i forgot which one i gave him. maybe the tri-slosher cause i like to give him disruptor weapons#mimi uses chargers like the z+f and the snipewriter#i’m bad at coming up with gear sets 🙏🏽 forgive me
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God, this is fucking crazy
So i only have 3 more classes to take, but it'll cost the same to take 3 classes as 4 classes. So I've been thinking about taking a 4th class just for the hell of it. Something fun and/or easy.
Out of curiosity, I looked up orchestras. I was in it in my first year, but I haven't consistently played since 2016. But I still dream about being in an orchestra again. I *miss it*. So I was like. Well, what if *that* was my 4th class next semester? What If?
I looked it up. This week is the last week they're doing auditions for it. There was only one more spot free after today. And that's *tomorrow evening*.
I haven't really played my violin much in YEARS. I'm so out of practice. But apparently they don't reject anyone outright. Auditions are just for placement. So worst case scenario, I get placed in an orchestra at a lower skill level than I was at my prime. It'd still be an orchestra.
It's crazy short notice, but I don't think I'd forgive myself if I passed it up. Bc I have just one more semester before I graduate. One last opportunity to be in a school orchestra. And if I didn't do this, I'd be left with that What If forever.
So. Crazy short notice, but I have a violin audition tomorrow!!! Hahahaha
#speculation nation#im literally shaking with nerves rn but i want this so so so badly#i remember. how to play. my arms are just so much stiffer than they used to be. and my nails. man im gonna have to trim my fucking nails#at least my left hand. kinda sucks bc i like the polish i have on rn but u cant have any long nail at all for violin.#i need to play two scales of my choosing. ascending and descending in three octaves.#recommended for violin is A C or E-flat major. of course i know A and C but i'd have to look up E-flat. never did much with flats in school#then again i have that One Two Three and a Half rhythm Down. thats how id often warm myself up.#start with the base G string and just do a scale up and down (one octave). go up to the next note. do it again.#again and again until i started running out of room on the E string. & if i was Real motivated maybe id start shifting to continue.#so all id need to do is find the E flat and id be good. it all follows the same pattern.#the harder challenge will be the solo or etude. 2-3 minutes in length. only *one day* to prepare.#i have NO IDEA what id even play. i'll look in my old sheet music to see if theres anything that might work#simple enough for me to relearn on such short notice. and interesting enough to be played solo#(since i was always in orchestras it's not always the best for solo playing. tho i was also first violin section a lot#which is Basically the same as playing solo lmaooo)#if i cant find anything i do have a few sheet music books i could look in. id hate to play smth too simple#but better simple and Right than trying to do something above my current skill level.#which IRKS ME bc once upon a time i was the 4th best violinist in my high school. out of nearly 2k students.#but thats what happens when u go years without consistent practice :p ur arm gets Stiff.#im. still nervous but also thinking about the music is making me EXCITED.#it's going to be a wild time prepping for this thing but itll be over in like 5 mins and i dont even have to worry about Passing#so long as i *do it* i should get into something. i just need to push myself. do it. get out there. *play your violin*#i already cried in a public bathroom for 10 mins today and im feeling emotional Again.#not quite crying emotional tho thankfully. just. i feel like i need to climb onto a rooftop and SCREAM!!!! but like in a good way.#so so so nervous but itll be so so so worth it. i could be in an orchestra again. finally. finally finally finally.#and i STILL NEED TO FINISH THIS ASSIGNMENT.....!!!! hfkahfks today has been. a DAY.#just. keeps going through my head. i could be in an orchestra again. i could be in an orchestra again. at least one more time.
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ok so i made a mistake on the plane because it was an overnight flight and i couldnt read, and there wasnt a good chance of me sleeping (not bc of flight anxiety, that was actually fine once we were up, i just cant sleep in moving vehicles lmao) and my audiobooks didnt download properly bc i rushed it. but they had movies available and i was like “ok ill just watch some movies and maybe try to sleep after the first one”
the problem was that the movie i chose was “i saw the tv glow”
#i should watch it again without the shitty airplane earbuds they gave us but tbh the muffled audio added to the experience for me#it made the whole thing feel like a disassociative episode. literally extremely similar vibes to isat act five for me#anyways. god. good fucking movie. i had no chance after that LMAO i literally went to the bathroom and just sat there bc i needed#to just sit alone w no ppl for a second#in my defense tho i dont think i have any streaming services with this movie available and this wasnt a movie i could watch with family#but god.#echoed voice#(also disappointed but not surprised to see little to no owen/isabel in the tags :/#or silhoettes with whitewashed straight hair
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