#ALSO I will not be using any bathrooms
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I hate public school dude none of these kids know what deodorant is
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"the ghost haunting my house is just really hungry" -dash
#🧻 sharts#teddy ghost#dash baxter#danny fenton#guess ill die (danphantom)#in my mind this is ywlma teddyghost but you're more than welcome to interpret it as just normal or any au#i think dash's mom would put up a bunch of pretty floral wallpaper all over the house especially in the bathrooms#one thing i like to think about is how in canon danny can use his powers while human. at least his floating and phasing powers#does he just transform for secret identity sake?#i think he probably needs to transform for extra strength. but also i love the idea that danny has his ghostly strength as a human too ykno#like. i guess transformation gives him access to the ectoblasts? or at least ywlma phantom gets claws and shit for strength#hehe. much to think about#does a shimmy
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i cant believe dead trio isnt gonna be a trio for much longer !!!
#danganronpa despair time#drdt#drdt fanart#drdt spoilers#fanganronpa#xander matthews#min jeung#arei nageishi#wow i cant believe you guys are seeing this for the very first time!!#if you saw the first upload no you didnt <3#guys make sure to check whether ur art looks good on other screens... bc why was half of it not visible ;;;#also make sure to use lighting references help#anyways copying and pasting my tags again...#i needed a reference photo for them sitting at the table so i made them in the sims lol#i couldve used random sims but i spent like 40 minutes making them 3 specifically#they spawned in and xander and arei had one conversation and he immediately gained a new dislike for mean interactions#min ran away from them and sat in the bathroom on her phone#i cant believe ch2 p2 could come out any day now#i joined the fandom during the current hiatus so im excited to actually watch it with yall yayy#artlying#my art
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unwarranted Cis Opinion but I'm getting really uncomfortable w people responding to bathroom bills by posting pictures of trans men like DO YOU WANT THEM IN WOMEN'S BATHROOMS
bc like. no they're men. they should be in men's bathrooms unless that feels unsafe. but. it really feels like it's not helpful to lean into the idea that seeing someone presenting masc or being read as a man in a women's bathroom means You're In Danger.
like I know several butch women and NB ppl who are really scared around being on T or getting top surgery bc they're not men and they don't want to be in the men's bathroom, and in that circumstance stuff like growing facial hair or reading more androgynously can be really fucking scary when people are being primed by propaganda to be on edge and hyperreactive to anyone who doesn't look like their idea of a Cis Woman.
and I'm not laying that at the feet of the people saying "hey uhhhh trans men are men and don't belong in women's bathrooms" bc it is not their fault. it's the fault of a concerted effort to make it difficult and dangerous to be trans or substantively gender nonconforming in public.
but at the same time idk I guess it just worries me cause sometimes it feels like "you fools! you are worried about this group of trans people bc you think they're the Lurking Danger of Men In Bathrooms? WRONG! the Men Making You Feel Afraid In Bathrooms are actually THESE trans people!" when in fact neither of those groups using the fucking bathroom is a problem. just piss and mind your business. people need to go where they need to go.
anyway this country is a hot fucking trash fire that somehow accelerates its descent into open fascism more every day so it's all super good and normal. so don't take this too seriously tbh cause it's somewhere near #2535654476457899009765 on the list of priorities for Queer Discourse right now when the fucking human rights commission is actively rescinding protections from trans people. Please ignore my gibberish.
#red said#i get that the point is to follow their logic to its logical conclusion like SEE THE EFFECT IS THE OPPOSITE OF YOUR STATED INTENTIONS#but a) the lawmakers already know this tbf#and also b) ultimately you still do end up making a lot of tweets that look very very very like the original scaremongering abt trans ppl#and transphobes and ppl who are unfamiliar with trans stuff alike have repeatedly and consistently demonstrated either an unwillingness#or an inability. to understand the difference btw a trans man and a trans woman.#and meanwhile idk it does feel like most posts like this are tacitly reinforcing the idea that you SHOULD be scared of masc-presenting ppl#it's putting so much emphasis on clockability. and the truth is not everyone using the bathroom does or should have to pass perfectly.#if a trans woman who looks like one of these trans men needs to piss. a woman with stubble and short hair and muscly shoulders.#SHE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO PISS IN THE WOMEN'S BATHROOM. even if she doesn't look like a cis woman.#if a trans dude looks like a girl he still doesn't belong in the ladies unless he personally feels the need to go there for his safety#if someone is not actively bothering you harassing you or treating you with aggression it's not really any of your business is it#maybe that's a trans man. maybe that's a trans woman. maybe that's a woman or dyke on T. maybe that's a cis woman who just looks masculine.#who gives a shit? a key factor in ladies bathrooms is that they have fucking cubicles. unless someone is making it your business it's not.#and if they are then the problem isn't that they're the Wrong Sex/Gender it's that they're behaving badly/disrespectfully/threateningly#which is also a problem when cis women do it!!!!!
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Be more chill or else.
Wandered down memory lane and am relistening to this musical again. lol BMC was the first musical I saw with my gf so it holds a special place in my heart.
Anyway back to rant. I might do an animatic for the song Be more chill part 1 and 2 but only snippets of it so i can draw akuma Kara just rip Karla a new one for being a nerd. lol
#osomatsu san#osomatsu-san#fanart#my art#be more chill musical#karamatsu#karamatsu matsuno#akuma karamatsu#karla pinefield#illustration#any excuse to draw more and more Karamatsu#lol akuma kara saying he looks like keanu reeves like he actually believes it#also im sorry that im indulging into my old musical fan habits lol not sorry#i just think Karla would use occult stuff to get his wingman over here lol#i dont have any idea what the rest of the characters would be in the musical but I do picture Osomatsu in the bathroom lol#abandoment issues much?
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one of the worst things i see on this app is people talking about who gives a shit if people have public sex in places like a bathroom stall (agreed) and the replies will be full of 🤓☝️ "umm im okayy with people being disgusting most of the time, but what if someone disabled needs to use the bathroom? they better not be taking up a stall because then id beat them up" and im like. will the fabled disabled strawman please share their experience of being inconvenienced by people fucking in a stall? can anyone actually give me an example of this happening or are we just making up pretend what if scenarios as gotchas?
#.txt#or like. 'if i need to pee and someones messing around in a stall ill loose it!!'#like im pretty sure ur well off enough you can go use any other bathroom if youre so worried#or just idk. if its the only bathroom just fucking knock and let them know ur waiting#not that damn hard huh#'i dont want to hear people fucking!!' well homeless people dont wanna be homeless or have to fuck in bathrooms either but here we are#also damn i dont wanna hear your fucking youtube videos while you shit but guess we'll all never be happy
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me (the sims 1&2. And I’m talking to people who have only played ts4)
#sims 3 enjoyers you can perhaps also relate to this. i really genuinely don’t know#i didn’t like the look of ts3 so i never really played it#my quarrel with ts4 players is when they whinge about not being able to do some esoteric building thing#and i’m like girl. i can’t even set different heights on different parts of my roof#(they did change that in mansions and gardens but i don’t have m&g because i have a mac 🫠)#or when they’re casually building basements and i’m like you need to use an extremely specific cheat to do basements in ts2#and if you don’t absolutely nail it; your basement will be full of water. there are tutorials on this#the one that really gets me though is the pathing#i know sims can still experience pathing errors and inaccessible shit in ts4 but it’s SO much worse in ts2#i don’t even try building a kitchen without at least 2 empty counters because the motherfuckers will leave plates on there and decide it#means that they can’t cook#also gets me when i see people ✨building a tiny house in the sims 4✨ and i’m like that wouldn’t even be CLOSE to functional in ts2#i had to download a mod just to be able to use bunk beds#cluttering surfaces? forget it. you need to use a system of invisible shelves#earlier my sim couldn’t get in her shower because there was a counter next to it. NEXT TO it. not in front of it#they have zero ability to step over plates; baby bottles; teddy bears or any other inconsequential item#they have dance parties in the bathroom#genuinely the game of all time. wouldn’t play any other simulation#personal
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No one should take what I say to seriously. At the end of the day I’m a guy whose diet only consists of london fogs and turkey sandwiches
#dylan says things#it is truly all that I’ve eaten the past 3 days#to be fair I have been fucking going through it#I’ve slept maybe 3 hours since Wednesday night#and for the past 12 hours I thought I failed a class that I needed to graduate#(I’m graduating at the end of this semester)#and I saw my grade when I was at work#it was really crowded for a Saturday and I was the only one working#so I literally had a 5 minute breakdown in the bathroom#then had to get back to helping this law student who had apparently never used this or seemingly any library before#neither of my roommates are home right now - one is in a different time zone and the other has been on a plane all day#and they’re my main form of emotional support tbh#also my grandmother may be mad at me it’s unclear#anyways basically I’ve been going through it#my professor finally emailed me back and apparently he made a mistake inputting the grade#i did not fail the class. so win!#so it’s been a real roller coaster#sorry for the vent in the tags I meant for this to just be a funny silly post
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literally sobbing my youtuber egos hyperfixation is coming back except its ONLY ever been markiplier and (mostly) crankgameplays egos and there is NO CONTENT FOR CRANKGAMEPLAYS EGOS anywhere 😭😭😭
theyre so interesting too!!! dark and anti (who admittedly i dont know that much abt) are also interesting and silly/pos but BLANK!!!
hes so sad because hes the embodiment of all the negative stuff! but ethan did. nothing with him! wtf! and the character design is so aggfhdf i really like the idea of a gaunt bonewhite figure with eyes leaking oil and a face perpetually stuck in a sob
and unus 😔 the physical embodiment of DEATH?? he was only alive for one year but he was my blorbo the whole way through
and those are the only ones people really talk about?! i mean some people yeah but i feel like most don’t acknowledge mrs thomson or mad mike or bernice or (idk her name) his yandere ego or father ethan any of the rest of them! its so :((((
any ways. im going to go have thoughts abt Them. very sorry for the long post the tags are also very long but i Have Opinions and i needed them to come out
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#markiplier egos#youtuber egos#i hate it here#/j but also /srs#i just want some decent blank fanart#my favorite fanfics abt yt egos all had crank egos but none of them have updated in like a year#i genuinely dont know why no one knows abt them#like blank is a wet pathetic sad little cat#mad mike sells drugs out of an ice cream van#bernice is just. absolutely iconic#and some of marks egos are more difficult to find stuff where theyre not just a side character but with ethans its all of them#one of ethans egos is a literal grandmother? he first made her when he was a kid#her name is Mrs Thomson and im pretty sure that she uses the bathroom in cat litter???#i would literally die for her but she only has 17 fanfic on ao3.#what the fuck#then theres unus#if anyone knows any crankgameplays ego its unus#idk if people just moved on from this fandom or if it was never alive as is but it makes me sad#crankgameplays#crankgameplays egos#:(((
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this month is really making me feel like a homeowner in the most mundanely stressful ways
I have to replace my toilet because it's falling apart, but it's so old that we have to find one that will fit, and then we have to adjust the connections (thankfully my dad knows how to do this)
my parents are getting a new washing machine so I will be inheriting theirs (this is how I got my stove)
the friends selling my parents their washing machine are also getting rid of their dryer, so I get a lightly-used dryer for cheap (the sensor on mine died so I can only use the time setting)
my mother is once again critiquing my house's siding (it's wood. and we painted it in the middle of a cold snap in March four years ago before I even bought the house so the inspector would quit pitching a fit)
she also has big plans for re-configuring my driveway
and she wants to know when the township will finally fill the hole in the off-street parking area (it now has its own biome)
my dad may be swapping my lawnmower with his so I can quit getting mildly zapped every time I turn mine off via pulling the spark plug (I mowed on Sunday. it ran out of gas with three passes left. my lawn looks so stupid but we're under a flood watch and I will not be mowing until...later)
thankfully the water heater, furnace, windows, and roof are all quite new and/or in working condition!
#this poor silly house#I love it to bits and it is falling to bits#I just need to work up the energy to take care of it a little better than I've been doing#I have a short list of things I need to take care of before August (replace four-to-six blinds with cordless blinds so we can actually use#the blinds since Blythe methodically ate all of the cords and my face destroyed the only cordless set in the house)#I need to shampoo the grungy carpet#the front garden beds have been a blight since the beginning but I don't have the energy for them#same with the gutters and downspouts which sorely need fixing but it's them or new tierods for my car#I also want better insulation in the attic. this is a straightforward process (I've helped blow in insulation before) but $$#and Mom casually pointed out that we could tear out the kitchen carpet and slap down linoleum for nothing#('but the whole floor is warped and cracked.' 'it's fine. linoleum will stick to that')#'I don't want your house. it's old and small and we don't want to stay in Michigan forever. btw here's all of the improvements we can make'#also I would love a vent in the bathroom#like...are any of these pressing issues? not exactly but some of them would really help my house#and the siding is an eyesore up close#on the plus side having two window ac's has been a life changer#and clearing out junk for a roomie is mentally very freeing#I loved my beardie but her tank took up space that I can now use for storage#that sounds so callous 😅#okee thanks for listening bye#mine
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love watching weather science videos but like. why am i 1000x more interested in tornadoes over hurricanes. they're both spinning air
#we wanted to be a stormchaser when we were younger#nowadays we have to worry about our health too much to have such a risky high-stress high reaction time job#been watching nothing but tornado history videos for days it's one of our intermittent special interests#stemming from the weather science workbook we OBSESSED over as a kid#would read that thing cover to cover multiple times a week. i was the kind of autistic who would read the Encyclopedia for fun#i actually had a fave encyclopedia entry as a kid and now i cannot fucking remember it 😭#i also learned what sex was through the encyclopedia 😭😭😭😭 was legit my first exposure to the concept#but like even though we watch A TON of weather videos including tons of stuff about thunderstorms and blizzards#(thunderstorms my fucking beloved. favourite weather pattern ever. cumulonimbus my bestest friend <3)#most of the videos we watch are mostly tornado videos. and hurricane videos feel boring to us#even though hurricanes are wayyy more powerful#tornadoes are still fucking powerful it's just more. concentrated#tornadoes to me feel Targeted like. that's weather that says Fuck YOU in particular actually#especially multivortex tornadoes where you can literally have two houses both in the middle of the storm at once#and still only one of them gets destroyed#or like pictures you can see of demolished houses with their mailbox in the yard simply untouched#i like to watch tornado videos bc they help me. prepare. just in case#our state gets hit with tornadoes pretty frequently though not as much as tornado alley#and i like to know all the information for sheltering and what to do in the event of a collapsed building and such#i have a little survival kit in the bathroom just in case with like basic first aid and a radio and bottled water#bc thats probably the safest room for me to be in since it's not near any external walls and also hiding in the tub is usually good#also in the event you're caught on the road during a tornado#DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE shelter under a bridge or overpass#those work basically like straws where as the air gets pushed through it goes MUCH faster and gets dangerous way easier#as far as im aware the best place to be is in a ditch or hole if you absolutely cannot find a shelter in time#if you do not have a car with roll protection then being in your car will probably be worse#NOT AN EXPERT THO pls verify this information on your own if you think it is relevant or necessary i have poor memory and can be stupid#i just know that overpasses are dangerous as hell
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for next year I'm training my parents' dog to look for matzot because bruh the place my dad his the afikoman is UNFAIR
#jumblr#pesach#passover#it was in their on suite bathroom behind some bottles#not even wrapped in cloth just sitting there#and it was broken like DAD#he let us search for 2 fucking hours and I was drunk like my guy I was begging for this to end so I can go to sleep#alcohol sucks out all my energy but it tastes good (dw I drank half the amount you're supposed to)#oh also he hid like 4 decoys while we were looking and that's cheating#I didn't find any of the decoys either
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Part of learning and accepting that I have adhd has been mitigating all the things I hate about things I have to do as best I can so that I can actually do them. One of those things has been changing where and how I brush my teeth. One of my biggest issues is that I think it’s fucking gross to brush my teeth in the same room I poop in, so I started brushing my teeth in the kitchen, which also has an added benefit of having a window instead of a mirror. And the best part is, now I can stand there and brush my teeth and watch my neighbor chase his horses all over their pasture because they don’t wanna be caught 😂😂😂
#she speaks#the bathroom’s clean btw it’s just the idea of it that weirds me out#the other thing I hate about brushing my teeth is I hate mint#so I started buying kids toothpaste lol#and I don’t like getting water on my arms or shirt#the kitchen helps with that but also so does using a cup instead of my hands#but I hate the disposable ones because that’s wasteful#so I use a regular one lol#like these are all things I’d been doing for my whole life cuz that’s how I was taught and I didn’t think there was any other option#you use mint toothpaste and you brush your teeth in the bathroom and you use your hands to bring water to your mouth to swish#but the thing is there are no fucking rules#and that’s one of my mantras#there are no rules and done is better than perfect#changed my fucking life fr#course all of this is possible because I am finally properly medicated lmao#this is also things I can’t post on fb cuz I’m friends with my neighbor on there lmfao#I went to school with him too that’s what’s even better#he also lives at home with his parents#millennial culture and all that I guess lmfao
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on another note
#4-5ish months i’ve been the main (i’m pretty sure only) person cleaning every weekend#my only days off and through the week clean dishes or load up the washer and pick them up#occasionally someone else w load it but not pick up or vice verse#november i lost all motivation i ask for help i get told they’re tired or they work or later or im met w but i did xyz the other day blah bl#blah blah yk#i tried to clean in nov but i just can’t im tired it’s constant that im cleaning i want to do things not go from work to home for chores to#also cook and then clean up dinner because i also have a job#and when i do something im not like OH well i did xyz! so i won’t do that …no i just say okay because why bring up what i already did things#need to be done why are you arguing with me like we want to bring up receipts? i’ll bring them up#i’m cleaning up clothes that’s not mine i’m cleaning up shit piss ans throw up of a dog that is not mine i walk said dog occasionally#but nope not the other way around why would they do any of that when it’s not theirs ?#i ask them to pick one day to make dinner nope i can’t i’m busy i have xyz …okay i have work gym appts errands too#and since i have cleaned in like a month or over it’s a mess but no one has taken action to fix that it’s just it’s messy in here#that’s why i hate if you need help ask. .#I ASK I DONT GET HELP you ask i help but god forbid i ask#‘but you clean weird’ ‘you do a deep clean’ it’s a regular clean i clean to clean not to light dust and see it be back to how it was in a#day or two. deep clean is i’m up in a ladder cleaning the vents cleaning cabinets shelves i can’t regularly reach or are hard to get to and#honestly that should be a monthly thing#weekly is wipe down appliances. sweep swiffer vacuum and mop the floors. wipe countertops and flat surfaces. flip the chairs around tighten#bolts wash the tablecloth clean the table. vacuum the couches lint roll any cloth surfaces. clean or wipe down the stove/microwave depending#on how dirty. clean bathroom tub toilet sink floors mirror. this is not a deep clean w that you get the fridge and dishwasher windows move t#the furniture to clean under that. i am tired and i dont ever get to finish everything#bathroom stays last and weekends are only so long i also go to the gym or need to go to the store or have ot to do#and ik i brought up here that im depressed but im not bring that up to them because regardless these things need to get done be it a the#worlds slowest pace but does need to happen and i don’t want to use that as an excuse because i will just let myself lay in bed and not show#shower or move does this mentality eat away at me maybe idk but it’s what my parents gave me and it’s not changing i don’t think so here we#are.#we can wait another month and i might be on the up but ill be down again so 🤷♀️#like actually i can use a lot of things as an excuse but that doesn’t help anyone does it ?
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ONE OF THE GIRLS I SHARE A BATHROOM WITH FINALLY TOOK OUT THE TRASH WOOOOOOO
#i’ve had a passive aggressive note on the wall above it for like two weeks now#bc it’s been overflowing for so long but i changed it last time + don’t have any more trash bags big enough#she also left the trash bag box in the bathroom ‘for all to use’ (so you fucks can take out the trash too) <333 love and peace
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Yesterday at the high school I was in for this art teacher and they all had like projects they were gonna present to work on in Google classroom, so like many days as a substitute teacher it was quiet and I mostly just sat at the desk and read. But then this one kid in my peripheral vision was looking at me and when I glanced over her laughed a little. And I looked away cuz I was like whatever maybe he was whispering smth w his friends.
But then he says "I have a question"
"Yeah?"
"What two colors make purple?"
"Oh. Red and blue"
"Thank you... I appreciate the no judgment answer"
I didn't even think about it lol
#when youve been asked enough silly questions you just accept all of them#tales from diana#and this class in particular was not an intro class which. makes it a little extra funny#i told him ive heard sillier questions and he said 'like what?' and i was just like... oh idk but i used to work prek#i guess i am such a no judgment person that it didn't even register to me hed worry abt me laughing at him#u just forgot kid! its ok it happens to the best of us#there was also another interaction i had at the end of the day which was kinda weird#the last like 10 minutes. there was this kid in the front of the room like#apparently he was dancing and i guess i turned my head like toward the whiteboard for one sec#bc i was thinking abt erasing it. which was right next to him#and he was like 'she totally saw me bust that move' to his friends#i didn't know if they meant me or they were talking abt some other student. but fwiw i totally was not looking at him lol#but five minutes later i go up to erase the board#and the kid is still standing there and he's like 'what was your name again?' (it was literally on the board still. kids dont read)#'miss -----' 'oh. it was nice to meet you' and i was kinda like uh the fuck lol#i can't stress enough i dont 'meet' most of these high school students i just take attendance#i didn't say a word to any kids this class unless they asked to go to the bathroom#but i was like. uhm. 'nice meeting you too' like wtf?#'nice being here at my job where i oversee dozens of interchangeable students everyday'#ive always said i can usually tell when students have a crush on me. but that really applies to like. k-8#bc of how little i really get to work w high schoolers it's not like i can just read their minds#even if im a 'pretty substitute' to them i dont know that and they dont talk to me and i dont care#it's definitely weirder to have a teenager talk to u like ur a cute girl or smth. bc they don't do it in the earnest way of younger kids#not that that was like an offensive interaction it was just completely unexpected and awkward lol
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