#ALPHABET BLOCKS

[plastic2000s]

🧃 Red, yellow, blue, and green! 🌈

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USA 1993

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I bought some mini wooden cubes a few months back and decided to paint it to create these alphabet blocks. It was a random thought one afternoon to start this DIY project and I’m liking how it turned out altogether! 🖌️🎨

[kenobers]

nsfw alphabet | Jason Todd

what the title says ! tw; explicit sexual content, gn!reader a/n; like always, these are just my thoughts and headcanons

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Jason's gonna make sure you're comfortable afterwards. He'll wipe you down, check that he didn't go too far. If you leave afterwards, he'll make sure you get home safe. If you stay, he'll offer you a t-shirt to sleep in. For a while, he wasn't big on the physical aspect of aftercare, but eventually pulling you to his chest becomes second nature. It's like your head fits just right in the crook of his shoulder. Hey, maybe the body heat will keep with the inevitable soreness you'll feel tomorrow. He's big on eating after sex. If you have enough energy, he'll order some Chinese or throw a frozen pizza in the oven. Sometimes it's kind of astonishing how the man will fuck you until you're more than a ragdoll, then immediately demolish like three Big Macs.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves hands. He loves his hands. They're big and strong, they can protect you, please you, provide for you. He adores the way you feel under them, soft and clean. He loves to feel you press against his palm while his fingers disappear inside of you. He loves your hands, the way they feel on his skin. No matter their size, they always look so small wrapped around his cock. He cherishes every mark your fingernails leave along his back, every sting they leave on his scalp when they twist his hair. He loves that your hands can go from caressing his scars to replacing them.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Jason loves the sight of you, sweaty and panting, with your stomach and thighs decorated in white. He's a little more possessive than he likes to admit, and he secretly feels like he's marking you as his whenever he finishes all over your skin.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He loves having high sex. When the weed hits just right, so the world reduces to nothing but you...that's that good shit right there. He gets so locked in that there isn't a single thought that could pull him away. He's numb in every place that isn't touching you. It adds a certain level of passion, of desperation, for each of you because your senses are so heightened to each other. However, it isn't very often that he feels both of you are to the same level of inebriated for it.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He isn't as sexually charged as you would think and he typically waits to get to know a person before having sex with them (with a few exceptions, like for a certain crime lord's daughter). So in that regard, one of his body counts is significantly higher than the other, but he's had enough experience to know what he's doing. He knows what he likes and he knows how to figure out what you like.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

So long as your legs are hooked over his hips, he's happy. Jason particularly loves it when he's on his knees while you're on your back with your hips angled over his thick thighs. It lets him get deep inside of you while still being able to look at your pretty face. Not to mention, he loves grasping your hips, spreading your legs wide. (According to trusted resource, SexPositions.Club, this is position 5. Aquarius) He also loves having you up against things. Against a wall, on the kitchen table, the handle bars of his motorcycle. The way you hold onto him in more ways than one really adds something to the moment. And yeah, maybe it allows him to show off his strength to you.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Jason's tone depends on the time and place. For the most part, he's serious. He teases you, lets out a low chuckle when he gets a sought after reaction from you, but it isn't humorous. But sometimes...sex is just incredibly unserious. Like lazy morning sex, when neither of you can be bothered to do much more than roll on top of one another. Like you're horny, but Jason looks so goofy with his hair sticking up and you're a real beauty queen with your crusty eyes. Or the aforementioned high sex, when both of you are so lost in your pleasure and giggles.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

His autopsy scar stops where his happy trail begins. Before you were a regular in his bed, he didn't really think to groom himself much. But he figured he should show you some decorum, so he keeps the dark patch of hair reigned in.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Jason doesn't take sex lightly. It's either a tool or a declaration of love (no matter how lazy). If he's using sex as a tool, he isn't going to be very intimate. He'll praise you, sing songs about your body, but it isn't going to be very personal. However, when you're in an established relationship, he's very intimate. There's much more kissing and eye contact, lots more "that's my baby" instead of "that's it, baby".

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Oh yeah. Usually only if you're gone though. He'd rather have the real deal. But sometimes...if he thinks about you for a little too long...well, it's hard to hide all that when you're his size...it's just polite for everyone else if he just deals with it.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Jason's kinks are sort of a revolving door. He likes to go rougher and he likes to be in charge typically, but everything else is dependent on your moods. One day he'll blindfold you, the next you'll tie his hands together while he gives you orders you have to follow on your own. He'll be daddy once, then sir the next, but his favorite thing to here is Jason. He also gets a thrill out of doing it with the Red Hood mask on. He's also got a praise kink. There's nothing that gets him going more than hearing you babble about how good he's making you feel, about how much you love him. It goes the other way as well. He loves to tell you how good you feel, how beautiful you are, how well you're taking him.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Where ever the mood strikes. Generally speaking, his apartment is his favorite place. There isn't a particular room, he just likes the knowledge that this is your space to do as you please. But he does get a little thrill whenever you manage to do it somewhere risky.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

It's cliche as hell, but the sight of you in red really does work wonders for him. If he can see your nipples through your shirt, it's over. Watching you doing or say something intelligent is a huge turn on. He likes to watch you work for it. The way you oh-so-conspicuously bend over to pick something up or shiver so your chest sticks out. Make a suggestive face as you drop an innuendo only he understands and he'll see to it that your efforts don't go unrewarded.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He's not a voyeur. If he's gonna do it in a public setting, it's gonna be in a closet or a bathroom stall; somewhere that still shields your bodies from prying eyes. That's just for the two of you. Now, of course there's exceptions - like if you're trying to piss off your mobster father by fucking on his property, then he'll get a little cheeky for the security cameras.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Jason is nothing, if not a giver. Just lay back and let him take care of it, baby. This is something he can spend hours doing. His tongue knows just where to work you, he knows just how much teeth you like, where the biting boarders on pain. And if his fingers aren't right next to his mouth, they're kneading your skin, raking his nails across your stomach with a featherlight touch, massaging the kinks in your thighs so you can open them a little more. If nothing else, his mouth and hands can cover a lot of ground.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Jason likes it fast and rough. He'll drag out foreplay to his heart's content, but once you're good and ready, he's fucking you like his life depends on it. Then he's flipping you over and doing it again. That said, he has his slow and sensual moments. After a rough night when he's feeling particularly sentimental and grateful for you, he'll take all the time in the world just to watch you underneath him.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Pro quickie, but usually if it's an appetizer for what comes later on. It's hard to take a dick that big and casually go on about your day. So, most of the time quickies look like his fingers sneaking down your pants during your lunch break, his head between your thighs in the bathroom at a charity event, or you on your knee taking care of him before patrol.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

As mentioned earlier, his kinks are a revolving door, so he would be down to experiment. He's pretty good about saying no when he needs to, and if he trusts that you can do the same, then he's open to trying new risks.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

No one recovers like this man. He can go for as many rounds as your heart desires. Unless he's already been yearning the whole damn day, Jason can last until the cows come home.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn't have any toys for himself and doesn't really like to use them on his own body. However, he likes to use the vibrator on you, especially during foreplay. He likes to watch as you curl into him and shake with pleasure while he drives the toy between your legs - especially knowing that it won't be enough to satisfy you for long.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He likes to tease up to a certain point. If you're out doing something, he'll keep sliding his hand higher and higher up your thigh, then pull away completely, or lean down to say something to you so that his breath hits your neck in that one sensitive spot... But once your clothes are off, he can only restrain himself for so long.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Low groans and swears. His mouth as a mind of its own when he really gets going as he praises you, teases, calls out to you. You're his Baby, his Pretty Thing/Girl/Boy, so so good for him, taking it all like this. Oooh. Look. At. You. You can always tell when he's close because his panting turns to grunts, his sweet nothings become more intense as they strain between his teeth.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He's secretly a little self conscious about his body, particularly about his scars. Like, yeah, he's big and muscly and people always say they dig scars, but...some of his are, like, real nasty. Not to mention, that some of them have triggering memories attached to them. He finds his autopsy scar to be especially gross. It takes up so much of his chest and it doesn't seem to want to fade like the rest of his marks tend to do. So for a while when you first started having sex, he found ways around taking his shirt off. And if it did come off, it was in the dark. Once he works up the courage to finally show you all of him in proper light, he's surprised when you're more fascinated with it than anything. He can't suppress the shiver that runs down his spine when you press your lips to the crux of that T-shaped stamp. He probably won't ever love his scars, but he'll always adore the way you treat them.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He's a big guy and is very proportional. He's a solid 8 inches standing tall and girthy. He's a lot to take in, which is why he's very adamant about getting an orgasm out of you before penetration.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

His libido is strong for you. As previously stated, he's not as sex charged as you would think, but he does have a strong desire for you. He initiates sex fairly regularly, but he doesn't feel the need to paw at your clothes 24/7.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He almost always waits until you fall asleep. If you manage to fall asleep quickly, then he'll follow suit typically.

[straightouttherosebush]

King's Dead

Character: Leona Kingscholar

Synopsis: Fluff alphabet for my favorite catboy (template from @snk-warriors), because it's a good format for a romantic/fluffy headcanon post (this might become my niche pookies I'm ngl.)

Content Warning: Fem/AFAB Reader, a teensy bit of spice if you squint, sorry if there is anything I missed ;-;;

(This song is so him so I named the post after it :D)

Activities (What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free-time with them?)

On his own, he is usually lazing around or occupied with Spelldrive training and Housewarden duties. He usually doesn't give others the time of day, either. He makes an exception for you and will go out of his way to ask if you'd like to play Spelldrive with the team. He'll also invite you to his room to just be in each other's presence, talk, and sometimes the both of you end up wrestling/play-fighting. I feel like he'd do that with a partner and it's something he does when he really opens up to someone.

Beauty (What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?)

I headcanon that he likes thick people, but he doesn't care too much about how people look. He admires determination, diligence, ruggedness and intelligence. He loves being challenged and watching you attempt to run him ragged in any way, shape, or form intrigues him. It keeps him on his feet and relieves his boredom. A little bit of spice here but he is 100% an ass man, the jiggle scratches his cat brain the right way =3

Comfort (How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack, etc.?)

Leona would genuinely panic when you're upset. He isn't really the best at soothing people, so he'll just give you a big tight hug and let you cry into his chest, patting/scratching your head. Otherwise, if you're stressed over something or panicking, he'd basically ask "Do you want my advice, or do you just want me to listen?" He leaves it up to you, and it's his attempt to be considerate of your feelings.

Dreams (How do they picture a future with their s/o?)

He could only hope that either he somehow takes the throne of his homeland and you are there to join him, or you two live a peaceful life in the Afterglow Savannah. On the inside, he craves nothing but a domestic life, and an easy one for his s/o. You make him feel important for once, so he wants to return the favor, his idea of that being ease and comfort for the rest of your days.

Equal (Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?)

100% dominant. While his general demeanor is passive, you'd be surprised how quickly that changes around you.

Fight (Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?)

He is not one to forgive easily, so he holds grudges. If it's his s/o, he tends to be a bit more lenient, but if he feels like he isn't being listened to or heard out, he'll just say "whatever" or something of the like and distance himself. He doesn't like wasting breath and energy, but he's still mad. You two make up eventually, but he's not the one going out of his way to apologize or kiss ass unless he actually feels he did something wrong.

Gratitude (How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o does for them?)

He is very perceptive, so he knows what you do for him and, while he doesn't tell you outright or necessarily thank you, he does something subtle for you in return. He is grateful, so much as to make himself useful if necessary.

Honesty (Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?)

He opens up more and more as the relationship progresses, though he isn't super forthcoming in general. He especially isn't really open about his family or secret feelings of inadequacy. Pre and post overblot.

Inspiration (Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?)

He might be moved to slightly broaden his diet, and he might try harder to work on keeping tidier on his own (definitely not because Ruggie regularly gripes about cleaning up after him, he couldn't give less of a shit tbh.) You're one of the only people outside his family whose opinion of him even remotely matters. He's gunna try to uphold the image of him that you have in your mind, against his better judgement.

Jealousy (Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?)

Yes, he does get extremely jealous. As I said before, he is very perceptive (as are all beastmen, especially felines) so he can tell when someone is hitting on you from facial expressions and body language alone. He mainly gets upset because of his inferiority complex so he feels the need to make sure everyone knows that you're with him. He is usually able to scare off anyone either talking to you or flirting with you regardless, so it isn't a problem for him unless you seem to reciprocate. Even then, he doesn't necessarily blame you because he knows you're being nice to keep your skin.

Kiss (Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?)

He is surprisingly good at kissing and his kisses are hungry and passionate. You kissed him on the cheek after pausing and staring at him for a while. You turned to walk off, and he chuckled at you while you were still close enough to hear. He thought it was really cute and was so taken aback, it was on his mind throughout the day. So, when you meet up after classes at his dorm, the first thing he does is literally make out with you. He has to try hard not to let it turn into anything else, as much as he wants it to. He gladly respects your wishes. "Thereee ya go, got what you wanted. Just ask me next time. I'd do it again in a heartbeat."

Love Confession (How would they confess to their s/o?)

"Hey herbivore, you're cute. No, really. I mean it. Wanna make somethin' happen?" He'd just nonchalantly spit it out at some point. You two could have been literally anywhere and he would have still been this casual about it. He isn't really one for huge gestures or drawn-out confessions. Just plain and simple. He would be a little nervous but that's something he can easily shove down.

Marriage (Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?)

Leona has the thought of marriage in the back of his mind. His family badgers him about it, and would even more if they found out that you were in the picture. Out of spite, he has sworn that he doesn't wanna get married. However, sometimes he sees the actions you take and the way you act and he thinks about you as his wife and the domesticity together, it awakens something within him. He gets a little mushy about it, but overall, he isn't getting married for a WHILE. A proposal from him would sound something like "I've been thinking on this for a bit and they will NOT get off my ass back home so... wanna get hitched?" He'll have the ring and everything, but isn't taking a knee or any of the typical stuff. He brings it up just as casually as the way he asked you out. "Mrs. Kingscholar... has a ring to it yeah? Ohhh come 'ere, stop bawlin' yer eyes out." he chuckled as he pulls your face into his chest while you cry tears of joy, his eyes clenched shut with the biggest smile he can muster.

Nickname (What do they call their s/o?)

Herbivore, Omnivore (if he's feeling nice), Hon will rarely slip out, mainly those because he isn't a pet-name person.

On Cloud Nine (What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?)

When this beastman is in love, he becomes slightly more enthusiastic and generous and seems a little bit less tired whenever the object of his affection enters a room or interacts with him. Ruggie takes notice, teases him, Leona scoffs and rolls his eyes, the world keeps turning. It is only obvious to Ruggie because he's close to Leona, but nobody else can really tell that he's in love (he totally holds the crush over Leona's head btw, I also headcanon that bro can actually be a killer wingman.) He pretty much looks and acts normal, aside from the energy bursts. This shows in dorm Spelldrive practice, and the Savanaclaw students will remark on it, not really knowing why he's like this and sore because their asses are getting kicked. Nothing new, but worse than usual.

PDA (Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?)

He isn't upfront per se, but he's definitely not scared for people to know that you two are a thing. He doesn't brag but he has subtle ways of being affectionate. Whether it's his hand casually holding your waist or his tail brushing against you whenever he passes by, he's always subtly staking his claim. He will kiss you in front of someone and stare that someone dead in the eye with this threatening glare if he's jealous enough. (This should have been in the jealousy category technically BUT it's also PDA so... idk bro you be the judge.)

Quirk (Some random ability they have that’s beneficial in a relationship)

I can name a few One thing that makes him an absolute catch is the fact that he actually respects women/AFAB people. Respect really shouldn't be a lot to ask, but you would be hard-pressed to find it. Leona is actually a gentleman at heart. It was how he was raised and he is actually pretty morally upstanding, all things considered. Even moreso post-overblot. Second thing- the lion ears. I have been WAITING for my chance to talk about them. They're so cute and so soft to the touch, it makes him even more attractive, having them. That and he uses his enhanced hearing to sometimes find you and sneak up on you for fun. Though he does let you touch them, never in public. He turns into a cub when you pet him like that. He is very particular about when he wants to be touched period, and can get annoyed/overstimulated quickly, so just be careful. That and he can sometimes seem lazy, but this makes for some pretty great off-days/nights where you guys stay in and cuddle/nap together. He has Ruggie pick up some food (you end up helping Ruggie out a bit and secretly Leona adores seeing this,) and you guys are just set for the time being.

Support (Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?)

Honestly? Purely circumstantial. If he isn't interested, then he won't involve himself too much aside from baseline mental/physical support and advice (if you ask for it.) However, he sees a spark in his s/o and tries to motivate them to keep pushing. Sometimes it can seem harsh, but he's pretty good at tough love. Everyone needs a little "Hey, tell that doubt to shut the fuck up and try your damnedest. I know you can do it, that's gotta count for something."

Thrill (Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?)

Perfect question for this character because yes, he absolutely needs to keep things interesting. He gets bored easily, and started dating a spunky person for a reason. He enjoys being tested, teased, and surprised, despite how he appears to dislike it. Whether it's making bets on things or physically play-fighting over things (he never initiates that btw, he leaves it up to you,) he will try anything to keep things refreshing and fun. The way he sees it is that it keeps the relationship alive.

Understanding (How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?)

He pays attention to things you say and do more often than you think he does, so it comes as a shock to you when he can remember things you said months ago, verbatim, so easily. Usually he's a huge listener, but that just means he has more time to store info away in his cat noggin. He knows you really well, as he notices and takes in everything. He is very observational. Sometimes he'll even cave and get you things because you looked like you wanted something because you were too broke and/or too scared to ask. "Use your words next time, herbivore. You're in luck today." As for empathy...? 50/50. He is generally sympathetic, but he tends to block out empathy to get things done or go through with certain plans. He feels everyone but can't always care about what they think/feel. It'll weigh too much on him and it's not his job to fix people. For his partner, however? He can make exceptions.

Value (How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?)

He didn't expect your relationship to last as long as it has, so it colored him impressed. Once he realized how long it has been, he was willing to take it more seriously and thus it held more worth to him. As for the worth of the relationship generally, on the scale of priorities you're top 3-5 unless you're in immediate danger or have something special going on (whether good or bad)(in any of those circumstances, you'd be #1 at those moment.) He loves you, but he has his own priorities and responsibilities. Doesn't mean he doesn't think about you though. <3

Wild Card (A random Fluff Headcanon)

Okokok soooo I'm a little chunky and I was thinking (like any normal person does, surely,) "what would my fav twst character (this bastard lmao) think about that?" That said, my headcanon is that Leona actually likes a little chunk on the bones. He sees that as you being "well-fed," if anything. He would offer to help his partner work out and diet if they so desired, but reassures them that they look fine regardless. He, of course, does this bluntly. Same ol' Leona, yeah, but he means it. Suuuuper personal headcanon but I hope you guys like this one :3

XOXO (Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?)

He likes to cuddle, and he will also sometimes bite/nibble on you (neck, ear, even arms sometimes.) He has to be in a mood to be affectionate, but when he is it's absolutely adorable to see his catlike mannerisms

Yearning (How will they cope when they’re missing their partner?)

He just goes about this normal life and distracts himself with it or sleeps it off. BONUS: Angst/sadness, if you left the Twisted Wonderland- (I feel like this lowkey fits so just hear me out-) He would never be the same after you left, and he would be more angsty, exhausted, and upset. He would sulk around for months upon months until he realized there was no point. The resignation hit him and he just one day realized that there was nothing he could do. He eventually moved on with a different outlook on life... all... because of you. He put no effort into finding love again.

Zeal (Are they willing to go to great lengths for the relationship? If so, what kind?)

He is fiercely loyal, so once the relationship is serious and you guys are locked in, he would do anything short of murder if justified, and even that's debatable under the right circumstances. Do not try to take this for granted, though. He's loyal, not stupid.

This took me FOUR hoursss! I hope you guys like this as much as I do because oH MY LORDD I am eepy :0

So long omnivores, Rosey <3

Masterlist is HERE!

Ⓒ Written by Rosey, please do not copy/repost/translate.♡

[sleepingdeath-light]

shadow milk cookie smut alphabet ; 18+

written as mostly gender neutral

also posted on ao3

minors and ageless blogs will be blocked

A — Aftercare

what they’re like after sex

Shadow Milk Cookie is extremely chatty and physically affectionate after the two of you have had sex — even more so if it happens to be later in the evening and he hasn’t had the chance to really spend time with you throughout the day. He goes from cuddling you while talking about his day, to tickling you while trying to get you to shower him in praise for being so good in bed, to smothering you in kisses until you’re having to push him away so you can catch your breath… it’s a lot, to say the least. And if you happen to need actual aftercare (say because you’re injured or because whatever play you were doing became a bit too much towards the end) then you’re going to have to very sternly tell him what to do because he’s pretty clueless when it comes to taking care of others… and pretty stubborn when it comes to getting what he wants (i.e. your attention), which can make the whole situation a bit of a pain.

B — Body Part

their favourite part of themselves and their partner

Funnily enough, he doesn’t actually have a ‘favourite’ part of himself and tends to just either be equally neutral or equally proud of everything. At a push he might say his hands because of all the incredible sounds he can pull from you with them… or he might say his mouth for the same reasons.

And he can’t quite seem to keep his hands off of…

[fem aligned] your chest! No matter what you’re wearing, and no matter what size your breasts actually are, you’ll never go longer than a minute or so in your boyfriend’s presence without him sneakily (or not so sneakily) groping your chest. He’ll sneak his hands under your shirts or under the neckline of your dresses, he’ll feel you up over your sleepwear and absentmindedly play with your nipples as you try to fall asleep, he’ll use his hands as your personal bra when you’re topless around the house and giggle in response to any lighthearted complaints you utter — and don’t even get me started on how much he loves to mark up your chest…

[neutral] your ass! Flat or round, soft or firm, either way you will never know peace around Shadow Milk Cookie. It’s like his hand is permanently glued to your backside: shamelessly feeling you up as you stand by his side, sliding into your back pocket and just holding you when you’re out and about, smacking and pinching you when he passes by just to make you squirm, spanking you during sex when he gets really into the moment, etc., etc. And that’s not even to mention all of the shameless staring he does when you wear something even slightly more tight-fitted than an oversized sack… or all of the comments he makes about sitting on his face and how good you look when he’s fucking you from behind. Fiend.

[masc aligned] your thighs! Hairy or shaved/waxed clean, thick or more slender, muscular or plush, Shadow Milk Cookie isn’t too fussed about the specifics of how your thighs look as long as he gets to feel them clamping down on his head when he goes down on you… or locked around his waist when he’s fucking you… or flexing underneath him when he’s riding them… yeah. Not picky at all as long as they’re yours. Just be careful about wearing anything that shows off your thighs because he gives zero fucks about social propriety and will either just straight up start marking you up then and there, or he’ll drag you somewhere else to show you just how much he appreciates the view.

C — Cum

anything about cum

He absolutely loves the way you look with his cum splattered all over your face and dripping down onto your bare chest, don’t get him wrong, but more than anything else he really fucking loves going down on you and swallowing his cum as it drips out of your hole(s). Call him depraved all you like, but at least he’s honest about it!

D — Dirty Secret

what’s their dirty secret?

Shadow Milk Cookie has, on several occasions, taken your dirty underwear out of the clothes hamper and used it to get himself off. You’ve not caught him yet, but if you do he’ll have no qualms about inviting you to join him or putting on a more elaborate show for your viewing pleasure — the man’s nothing if not shameless, after all.

E — Experience

how experienced are they?

He has a decent amount of experience simply because of how old he is and how many partners he’s had in the past, but it’s probably quite a bit less than you might have expected from someone like him.

F — Favourite Position

what’s their favourite position?

Any and all — as long as he’s inside of you, or vice versa, he’s not super picky about what position you’re in and, in fact, tends to go with whatever position best suits the scene you’re acting out together.

G — Goofy

are they more serious or playful during sex?

As one might have guessed from his ‘jester’ aesthetic and general demeanour, Shadow Milk Cookie is someone who leans into a goofier/sillier persona in the bedroom (and when it comes to your relationship in general, honestly). Sometimes this can mean him randomly cracking jokes when he’s fucking you into the mattress, other times it can mean him setting up an elaborate prank to catch you off guard and make you laugh during foreplay, and occasionally it can result in him getting distracted and stopping entirely to craft an impromptu performance that will leave you baffled, bemused, and a little bit frustrated, but no matter what it’s all so authentically him that you can’t stay mad at him for long.

H — Hair

how well groomed are they?

While most of his body hair is pretty fine, there is a decently thick trail of it leading from his bellybutton down to a large dark blue patch at the base of his shaft. He also doesn’t see any real point in trimming it so he lets it grow wild (unless, of course, you politely ask him to cut it a bit shorter for whatever reason).

I — Intimacy

how romantic are they?

Shadow Milk Cookie isn’t really a romantic person in general, and that doesn’t change when it comes to how he acts in the bedroom. Sure, he’ll keep the mood light and make sure you’re comfortable in his own way, but don’t expect him to bring out the scented candles and rose petals any time soon.

J — Jack Off

anything about masturbation

He has an exceptionally high libido, meaning that when he’s not trying to fuck you dumb (or begging you to suck him dry) he’s usually taking out his frustrations on his poor fist or some carefully crafted copy of you that he made with his own magic. It’s usually pretty rushed as he prefers to finish as soon as possible so he can get back to whatever it was he was doing, but it’s always just what he needs to get the job done — perfectly messy, perfectly rough, perfectly tight, and more than enough to have him giggling through his orgasm as he makes a complete and utter mess of whatever he was using to get off.

K — Kinks

some of their kinks

Having spent so long in complete isolation and imprisonment, Shadow Milk Cookie was quick to start experimenting with you and trying to spice up your sex life. These experiments were a mixture of incorporating things he already knew he enjoyed and trying new things as a couple that you both ended up enjoying and making a part of your routines. A small selection of the things he enjoys is as follows:

Role Play — it shakes things up, keeps things interesting, appeals to his love of theatre, and gives him an excuse to show off his natural talents and magical capabilities to you… what’s not to love?

Pet Name Kink — this goes hand-in-hand with his love for role play as the use of different pet names and titles can make the scene feel more realistic for you both (but he will absolutely tease the shit out of you if he notices a certain title [daddy/mommy, master/mistress, etc.] start to slip into your sessions more regularly)

Bondage — he has no real preference about who between you ends up being restrained, but he can’t deny hot it is to see you all tied up and getting for mercy during your scenes together

Fighting for Dominance / Power Struggles — while he does have a strong dominant lean in the bedroom and usually ends up taking control during sex, shadow milk cookie is still a switch at heart and can enjoy the occasional fight for control (which usually means you trying to earn the right to dominate him while he acts like a terrible brat… while abiding by whatever rules you set for him, mostly)

Public Sex — the man has approximately zero shame, loves taking risks, and has spent eons trapped in a goddamn tree of all things, so no he doesn’t give a shit if people happen to catch the two of you having sex, and neither should you! (he will knock it off if you have any genuine objections, but he will be incredibly pouty about you turning him down)

L — Location

what’s their favourite place to have sex?

He has absolutely no preference for where the two of you are when you’re having sex. Like he’s just as content to fuck you against the ceiling of your bedroom as he is to be pegged in a public park, or to go down on you just out of sight of the people hunting him — as long as he gets to have you in one way or another, he couldn’t give less of a shit about your location.

M — Motivation

what turns them on?

Pretty much everything you do is a turn on for Shadow Milk Cookie in one way or another, in fact it may just be easier to list out the things that don’t turn him on. That being said, surprising him with an opening prompt for some role play after a long day is always guaranteed to get him in the mood.

N — No

what are some of their hard limits?

There are very few things that he’s totally unwilling to compromise on at least once or twice for you, but sharing you happens to be one of them. Others can look at you all they want — at the pictures he carries around, through recordings he sends to others with your consent, and at you if they happen to catch the two of you having sex — but he refuses to let them touch you. You’re his and that’s the one line he will not cross.

O — Oral

anything about oral

Shadow Milk Cookie is someone who finds equal enjoyment out of giving oral as he does receiving it, particularly if both are happening at the same time, and he’s always very vocal about how much fun he’s having regardless of what role he’s filling at the time.

When he goes down on you, he’s shameless and really fucking messy. He bites down on your inner thighs and lower stomach until you’re bleeding and eagerly licks the wounds clean. He spits on you before licking you clean of his saliva, your blood, and your [pre-cum / slick]. He makes a point to be noisy as he pleasures you: sucking and slurping and groaning and moaning like you’re a delicacy he can’t get enough of, before pulling back and giggling as he asks you questions that you’re too lightheaded to even begin to comprehend. He makes a game out of your pleasure: alternating between dangling your release in front of you until you’re teary-eyed and begging, and overstimulating you with orgasm after orgasm until you’re shaking in his arms, not stopping until you’re either cumming dry or squirting depending on what you’re physically capable of. And when he finally pulls away, face wet with cum and blood and spit all the way from his chin up to his eyelashes, he loves nothing more than pulling you into an even messier kiss and having to taste yourself on his lips and tongue. How delightfully depraved!

When you go down on him, he’s both extremely vocal and extremely rough. He doesn’t shut up when you have your lips wrapped around his cock: complimenting you, praising you, flirting with you, degrading you, giving instructions, moaning and groaning and whimpering like a pornstar, and giggling every time his tip hit the back of your throat — an endless stream of words that are difficult to keep track of when you’re trying your best not to choke or gag on his dick, but what little you do catch never fails to leave you squirming and desperate to reach a hand down between your own legs to take care of yourself while you suck him off. He’s also a big fan of face fucking over regular blowjobs, if only because he thinks you look so much hotter with tears streaming down your face and a mixture of cum and saliva leaking out of the corners of your mouth as he uses you for his own pleasure, but he’ll take what he can get if it means feeling your tongue on his sensitive tip again. Oh, and his balls are remarkably sensitive so playing with those as you go down on him is a pretty effective way to have him stumbling over his words and struggling not to thrust his hips up into your mouth.

P — Pace

fast or slow? gentle or rough?

He usually prefers to fuck you hard and fast, which has led to many broken bed frames in the past, but he does have his moments where he’ll drift towards something slower and more gentle. Either because he’s feeling particularly sentimental for some reason (or trying to avoid actually injuring you after being too rough the night before), or because he wants to draw things out for as long as possible to get you to beg for him — what an ass.

Q — Quickies

what is their opinion about quickies?

Between his insanely high libido and his addiction to you, it almost goes without saying that Shadow Milk Cookie is a big fan of quickies. Granted quickies are usually reserved for the times when you’re not quite up for proper sex and, thus, mostly consist of you sucking him off or slipping a hand under his pants to stop him from becoming too obnoxious, but he’s certainly not going to complain and is happy to take whatever you’ll give him.

R — Risk

are they willing to experiment?

Shadow Milk Cookie loves to experiment with you and, as far as he’s concerned, the riskier something is the more exciting it is. Bonus points if you decide to mix in some role play with your experimenting (e.g predator-prey with cnc, knife play, and breath play), but as long as you’re having fun he’s not too bothered about that.

S — Stamina

how long can they last?

Being as powerful of an entity as he is — one of the five beasts, no less — it almost goes without saying that Shadow Milk Cookie has exceptional stamina. More than enough to last as long as you want go for at any given time, and then some (but, of course, he’s not completely insane and tends to stop whenever he notices you getting too overstimulated… so somewhere between rounds 5 and 7 depending on the day).

T — Toys

do they own any toys? would they use them?

He didn’t own any sex toys before meeting you for a number of (pretty obvious) reasons, but after you introduce him to the concept he’s immediately going out of his way to collect as many interesting looking toys as he possibly can. He’ll end up amassing all sorts of toys if you don’t keep him in check — toys that vibrate, suck, shock, burn, chill, blind, stretch, fuck, and more — and you can guarantee that every new purchase will come with the promise of a long day of experimentation as the two of you figure out exactly how to make use of the newish addition to your collection.

U — Unfair

do they like to tease/be teased?

Shadow Milk Cookie is, if nothing else, a complete sadomasochist that loves to be driven to the absolute limit in the bedroom, and to drive you to yours in return, so it pretty much goes without saying that he loves to tease and be teased. Want to dominate him? Just deny his orgasm over and over again until he breaks and submits to you completely, keep him dangling over the edge until there are tears in his eyes and he’s only able to beg and plead for you to give him what he needs, and then ruin his orgasm after all of that just to put him back in his place, and he’ll love every second of it. And don’t even get me started on how much he leans into humiliation and edging when he’s the one in charge…

V — Vocal

how loud are they?

The only way you’re getting this man to shut up is if you physically gag him and threaten him with a sex ban if he uses his magic to ungag himself. He just… really likes the sound of his own voice and has no intention of shutting up. Ever.

W — Wild Card

a random nsfw headcanon for the character

On the rare occasion where he gets jealous of someone, he’ll go out of his way to orchestrate a situation where they’ll walk in on the two of you having sex. He has literally zero shame and will look up at them just long enough to lock eyes and give them the most shit eating grin he can muster before returning his attention to you once they’ve finally regained their senses and fled the scene. Needless to say you usually don’t end up seeing much of the person in question after that (they’ve learned their lesson, after all, and most people don’t want to risk further pissing off a powerful entity like Shadow Milk Cookie if they can help it).

X — X-Ray

what do they look like under their clothes?

While he is quite a bit longer than average — and longer still when he’s fully erect — Shadow Milk Cookie’s dick is made much easier to take by the fact that it’s also pretty slender. It’s a tad more bulbous at the tip, but nowhere near enough to make it a painful stretch when he enters you, and the few prominent veins that run along the length are only really noticeable when they happen to drag against the spots inside of you that make you see stars — so while his cock is certainly impressive, it’s not going to cause you any pain unless something goes severely wrong during sex.

Y — Yearning

how high is their libido?

Shadow Milk Cookie’s libido is incredibly high and he rarely goes more than a half hour or so in your presence without propositioning you at least once or twice. That being said, he’s self aware enough to recognise that you probably don’t have as high of a sex drive as him so he’s not expecting you to tend to his needs every time — it would be nice if you did, of course, but his own hand and his vivid imagination are decent enough substitutes for him.

Z — Zzzz

how quickly do they fall asleep after sex?

It’s 50/50 whether or not he’ll actually fall asleep on any given night, and even then it tends to take him a while to actually drift off. So it can take anywhere from a few hours to a few days (or more if he’s really caught up with something).

[cutiepieautistic]

Playing in kindergarten stimboard

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[arthistoryanimalia]

#MarsupialMonday :

Walter Inglis Anderson (USA, 1903-1965)

Opossum, 1984

linoleum block print

from the book An Alphabet [Jackson : University Press of Mississippi, 1984]

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

Actually writing a HWINEBHABWNAJCAHOWEEATOWEUB AU fic with a solid story line because there's too much stuff going on in this goddamn AU and I need to organize it a little!!

[izzyliker]

i find it really kinda gratifying? nice? that s2 is so far leaning into the sort of childishness that edward often exhibits, like a lot of the meta i agreed with pre s2 was about his Hurt Inner Child and how a lot of his hurt is childish either in origin or in display (and often both) and i think so far s2 is validating all of that. i particularly like the recurring theme of the “eddie” nickname as a sort of signifier of childishness - “hornigold” calls him that sort of derisively the whole time they’re talking and izzy calls him that when he’s essentially telling him to grow up and take responsibility - and like i’ve said this before but ed is really like.. ugh he’s such a Pretend Play guy like i adore him, the way he gets into roleplay is so charming and sweet to me but it’s also very childish, like very Inner Child Moment.. i never ended up writing a real manifesto about DID ed but tjs ed&trauma post makes basically the same points anyway, and i just find it so lovely how they’re doing the sort of wide eyed naive trusting eddie moments with him, like in the tub scene where he cries about having no friends and in his mind palace where he gets so upset about hornigolds character being mean to his bc he’s breaking social norms and just being a general dick, like he expects sort of social fairness that doesn’t happen and gets really upset and takes it very personally when people are mean to him - happens in s1 with the party as well where he has sort of a naive understanding of social exchange where he REALLY wants to have mutually nice interactions with people and takes it really personally if the other person is a dick to the point of it like destroying his very image of himself. idk like the way they’re portraying his trauma as penetrating into or originating from really deep like all the way into his young childhood is so cool to me, he shows a lot of Ex Unsafe Child behaviors and like this is the 1700s but like. creative therapy where he would be allowed to express himself via acting out little scenes or dance or whatever would be soooo good for him i think he would be so happy.

[ohnococo]

Satoru Gojo SFW Alphabet

(under the cut for length)

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Gojo is extremely affectionate. He craves affection, in fact. He’ll outright pout if he hasn’t been hugged when you see him. He’s absolutely that Kirby meme that’s like “I didn’t get no mfin forehead kiss 😡”

He just wants to hold your hand constantly, be draped off of you. He’s like this even as friends, so everyone around you will think nothing of it until they see him giving you a kiss - something he doesn’t mind doing in front of others.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Gojo is that friend that shows his love by hanging all over you and also by purposefully bugging you. He just loves a little playful banter and even if he didn’t he has zero boundaries when it comes to friendship.

He’s that friend who will come to your house and treat it like his own. He’s the friend that will be talking to you on the phone and then 10 mins into the conversation he’s like “hold on lemme flush” like excuse me???

It’s just that if you’ve gotten to the point of being his very best friend he’s got zero self-consciousness around you. You two are basically a living breathing unit now.

As for how that friendship starts… you can’t know how close you’ll become to Gojo. People certainly know when he doesn’t like them, but outside of that he’s so casual with everyone. So he’s also casual with you. Then you get to know each other, and he’s even more casual. Next thing you know he’s talking to someone and refers to you as his best friend. A good tell is if he lets you see him being serious, upset even. When he feels safe enough with you to let you see his less-than-pleasant emotions you know you two are close.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

He’s a big cuddler. King of physical touch. If he lets himself get close enough he’ll actually complain about not being able to fall asleep when you two have to be apart. His cuddling is essentially acting like some kind of shawl draped across you, leaning into you, lying across your lap, acting like you’re some kind of living pillow. God help you in the summer, he’ll complain about being sweaty while he’s choosing to be stuck to you.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

In canon? He doesn’t. His legacy is his students, his relationships are platonic, where there’s at least a small layer of separation. As for actually getting married or starting a family, he doesn’t want to actively bring someone into his world like that, and he doesn’t want to risk losing them. Even if they’re strong, he knows the expectations placed on him alone, and having someone he cares for like that is a risk that doesn’t line up with who he knows he has to be.

In a no curse AU though, absolutely. He loves intimacy, and closeness, and feeling like he has a unit. Settling down is a goal for him.

As for cooking and cleaning, in every universe this man is hopeless. A simple recipe works for him, but two burners on at once? Or a recipe where he needs to be occasionally stirring something between prepping other things? Nah stuff is getting forgotten, or burned, and the kitchen is going to be a mess afterwards. He just keeps using spoons then throwing them in the sink before he’s done. Stop it Gojo, stop using so many goddamn spoons now you have to wash one and the onions are burning.

Cleaning, he is perfectly capable of doing, but he hasn’t had to - going straight from having others to do it for him because it’s not something this chosen one was meant to worry about, to being able to pay people to handle it for him. I don’t blame him, no one wants to scrub a toilet, but he’s not what I’d call “domestic” and can tend to act like someone who’s never had to clean up after himself.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

I’m so sorry y’all… this man would break up with you over a text… it’s not a short text, at least. It’s a long one he’s typed and typed and retyped 100 times, and might have had to take a break and go for a walk in between. But it’s a text nonetheless. It’s just that if he’s decided to break things off, he’s not in a place to be able to put his big boy panties on and deal with the messy emotions that might come up in a face to face breakup.

Besides, he doesn’t want to make it worse, and the first words that come to mind to whatever you say might not come across how he wants them to, he wants to be able to think and say the right things.

It feels cold, but that’s how he is on the outside when he’s ending things because he thinks he has to force himself to be.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

I’ll go non curse au with this answer, for reasons stated above, but Gojo does know he wants commitment long term. He’s a weird one though, in that when he falls he’s absolutely head over heels in love. He wants to spend all of his time with you, drag you along on all of his whims, and he will even jokingly call you his husband/wife at a certain point and talk about being together long term while cuddling, but…

This man is gonna take fucking AGES to propose. He’ll take ages to even ask to move in together. It’s not that he doesn’t want to, it’s just that you guys are at each other’s houses so often that it’s like half of your stuff is split between the two places. And he loves you and thinks of you in terms of that long term commitment already, so the ring or the key just don’t come up in his mind.

He’s the type you have to drop hints to, maybe even outright say “my lease is up in spring, let’s move in together.”

It’s an enthusiastic yes from him. And when the proposal happens he’s the one grabbing your hand to show your ring to strangers and calling you his fiancée with a sparkly lilt in his voice, but damn Gojo just focus.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

He can be gentle physically, tracing his fingers over your skin, rubbing his thumb against your hand while you’re holding hands. Sometimes when he’s cuddled up with his head resting in the crook of your neck he’ll blink against your skin, tickling you with his long lashes in a little butterfly kiss. But as gentle as he can be, he can also be one to roughhouse with you a bit (though always in a restrained way that doesn’t intend to hurt).

Hugging you tight and swinging you from side to side, tugging you along by your hand when he’s excited to show you something, tickling you til you’re squealing, he might even play wrestle a bit when he’s kissing you. The man contains multitudes.

Emotionally… he can be a bit clumsy. Sometimes he just doesn’t consider how his words or tone will come across before he’s speaking.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Gojo loves hugging. It’s like it clears his head, so he gives you long firm hugs often. He wraps his arms around you, putting his weight on your shoulders as you wrap your arms around his waist, and presses his face to the top of your head. He’ll rock you both side to side in the hug, and you have no choice but to go along with his movements because he’s got you so tightly pressed together. Always finishes the hugs with a big happy sigh.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

In canon, it’s hard to get out of him outright. It’s scary to give himself away just that much, knowing he can’t always protect everyone. Knowing you could very well go and get yourself hurt. You’ll know in other ways though.

In a no curse au, Gojo loves with no restraint. He’s saying it fast, too fast in some relationships. Almost casually. He feels so, so much, and doesn’t think twice before he speaks sometimes.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Gojo doesn’t get jealous. He’s too self-assured for that. And he doesn’t have any insecurities about you or your commitment, otherwise he wouldn’t be with you.

The closest to jealousy he gets is when he feels like he hasn’t had enough time with you. It’s not that he thinks anything is going on with you and whichever friends you’ve been spending time with, it’s just that he doesn’t understand why he can’t come along too.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Gojo’s kisses are slow and sweet - teasing even. His soft lips are gentle against yours, so light sometimes it tickles, and show any sign of enjoyment or even desperation, and he’s smiling into your kiss. He’s not using tongue at first, and if you try to initiate too soon he’ll pull back, brushing your noses together. When he finally does kiss you properly it’s gently, restrained, a crooked finger tilting your chin up for him, a thumb on your chin keeping your mouth softly open so he can beckon you to make a little noise for him. Once you’re making out the intensity ramps up considerably, then Gojo’s kisses are deep and wet and needy.

As for kisses elsewhere, Gojo loves a forehead kiss. Sometimes he’ll just bend his head down and point to his forehead, then once he gets that kiss he looks SO pleased with himself about it. As if you’d deny him… as if his pouty self would let you deny him! He loves giving those forehead kisses in return, or when you’re holding hands he’ll often bring your hand to his mouth to kiss.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Gojo is great with children. He’s rambunctious, matches their energy, and is great at saying silly things with a straight face that make them laugh. He’s one of those people that babies always smile and wave to, and comes across as a safe adult to children.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Getting out of bed is the first struggle for mornings with Gojo. A chronic “5 more minutes” type. Even if you get out of bed easily in the mornings, you won’t with him. He’s wrapping an arm and a leg around you and groggily pouting if you try to end your sleepy cuddle session. He just loves the closeness while everything is so quiet and still in the mornings.

His stomach beckons him out of bed eventually, though, and he’ll have the audacity to insist you get ready and go to a cafe for pastries even though you’re both starving after a solid hour and a half of cuddling in bed.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Gojo is one of those people that gets a second wind at night. He can tend to stay up late because of it. If you don’t mind, he’ll love to watch movies or play games with you until late into the night, head resting on your lap the whole time. Once you’re in bed is when the “would you love me if I was a worm” questions start though.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Gojo is one of those people that reveal things without revealing things. He’ll tell you something so earnest, embarrassing even, that would be a sign of closeness or vulnerability from other people - but for him it’s just his usual oversharing. The real things that matter to him he keeps close to his chest and reveal slowly and after a good while.

When he eventually says them he does so with that same casual tone he’s used to tell you about the time he laughed so hard he peed himself at the tender age of 23, but by then you’ll understand it means a lot that he’s being open about things he usually wouldn’t.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Gojo can almost be impossibly hard to anger, so if you’re the type to want an argument over something you’re going to be hard pressed to get it. He’s more the type to awkwardly laugh at the wrong time, which would just make someone already mad at him even more angry.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He doesn’t really let on how much he remembers, but he does. He’ll get you your exact order from a coffee shop, or buy you something you’d mentioned craving to someone else when he happened to be in the room, then if you ask how he knew he’ll just smile and say “lucky guess.”

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

Gojo’s favourite moment is the first time you’d comforted him. He’ll never ask for that from anyone, and most of the time people assume he doesn’t need that assurance and comfort because he always seems so happy and unbothered by things that would worry most. But you notice, even if he’s acting perfectly normal, and offer to lend him an ear - even asking if he just wanted a hug. He does, and even if it was one of a hundred random kind gestures for you, it meant the world to him.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

He’s the type to protect from afar. He lets you handle things first, because he’s the type to have faith in you, but the minute you need help he’s there. Basically he’s always back up, but will never have you looking helpless.

He doesn’t want protection, to the point where it can feel like out of nowhere when he stops you from intervening or defending him. He just prefers to handle his own matters himself.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

This man makes AN EFFORT for special days. If grand gestures aren’t your thing, it might be a problem, but he’s the type to book the nicest restaurant in town, buy you loads of roses, commemorate anniversaries with pretty jewellery (matching, in a lot of cases).

Day to day though, he’s more lowkey. His love is shown in his physical affection, but the way he splashes out on birthdays, anniversaries, and Valentine’s Day more than accommodates that.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

He’s got a few bad habits for sure, and they’ll take a lot of reminding (like years of it) to get him out of it. Leaving the toilet seat up, squeezing toothpaste from the middle, stealing bites of food off your plate, barging in when you’re on the toilet. Things that don’t bother some people, but can be annoying to others.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

His appearance means a lot to him, and he’s not ashamed of that fact. He’s always well groomed, and when out of school attire he wears expensive clothes that are carefully curated to his tastes. He takes care of himself: good skincare regimen, chooses outfits carefully, he even uses purple shampoo and hair treatments to keep his naturally white hair looking bright and soft.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Absolutely. If he’s not with you he’s thinking about you and wishing he was with you. If he has plans he wants you there, because everything will always be better if you’re there too.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

If you’re up to it, Gojo loves to be one of those couples with matching sets of things. Matching rings, him wearing a bracelet that’s from a set with your necklace, and if you’re down to be one of those especially obnoxious couples full on matching outfits when you go on dates. Not necessarily the same outfit, but coordinating colours or patterns. He has no qualms about being that couple that makes everyone cringe.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

He has a few things he doesn’t love, and it’s honestly hard to pinpoint what set of things make someone a fit for him because it’s not obvious to even him.

He definitely isn’t a fan of his partner smoking cigarettes, refusing him affection or giving him the silent treatment as a “punishment” for arguments, or poor communication. The last one isn’t a deal breaker for him, but if you expect him to read your mind when you’re upset about something, you’re in for a lot of disappointment. He needs to be told things outright.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)

The whole bed is his side of the bed. You’re also his side of the bed. He can start off contained, happily falling asleep as your big spoon (or little spoon depending on his mood), but soon enough he’s hogging the whole thing. A leg over your waist, his head on your pillow, his other leg half hanging off his side of the bed. Get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and you’ll come back to him sleeping with his limbs out like a starfish. Nudge him a bit and he’ll go back to barnacle mode without even waking up, pulling you in to be his little spoon again.

[goddess-of-green]

NSFW Ravio Headcanons

(Request:) Since you were recently talking about Ravio how about Ravio nsfw headcanons? 🤭

(A/N:) YES. Idk who you are anon but i love you. bring it in

Contains: No explicit reader, a gender neutral "partner" is occasionally referenced, ALBW spoilers, Ravio being mostly subby, brief mention of pegging, not explicitly lu ravio but could be interpreted as such

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♥ Ravio is not…experienced 

♥ He spent a majority of his life simply as a royal servant, before the events of Yuga and Ganon, so not much time for romantic endeavors 

♥ Ravio is also a bit…shy. While he can be witty and sly, he lacks the courage needed for a romantic “leap of faith,” so to speak. He’s the type to let a love interest get away and wonder what could’ve been…

♥ Though when he does have a partner, he’s a fast enough learner. He just needs to get over his initial anxiousness (and insecurity) 

♥ He’ll learn what he dislikes fairly quickly, and what he loves (like having his ears nibbled on)

♥ He really could go both ways as far as being submissive or dominant, but it takes a lot more prompting to get him into a dominant position than a submissive one

♥ If his partner is exceedingly submissive he'll fall into the role more naturally, showing off his teasing and playful side (Or if he's excessively taunted, he may snap back)

♥ He leans more into submissiveness though, and will slip into subspace very easily

♥ He's very vocal about it too, whimpering and twitching when it feels especially good

♥ If he's feeling teasing he may put up a bit of a fight, but usually with the intent to give in in the end, he just wants to taunt his partner and push them to dominate him more

♥ But once they do, oh, he's gone

♥ Pupils blown, mouth open, and ears folded back as he just lays there and takes it, happily along for the ride

♥ He'll hum mindlessly in compliance to any commands, but once he's in subspace that's where he will stay for the duration of the session

♥ In which case he needs aftercare. Even if the sex was relatively gentle or vanilla, once he reaches a certain point mentally he will be exhausted and vulnerable

♥ He needs to be kissed, loved on, and praised while he comes back down to Earth

♥ He wouldn't hold it against his partner if they didn't do any of that (poor bunny probably doesn't even know what aftercare is) but it will boost his mental state a lot to receive that kind of attention afterwards

♥ As the cowardly counterpart to the Hylian hero, who couldn't take up the sword like Link could, he does have some major underlying insecurities

♥ And whether he would admit it or not, Ravio loves to be in the spotlight and receiving attention

♥ Even just small things like hugging him and giving him a little kiss after sex will start to build up overtime if neglected, and they will fuel his insecurities

♥ When he lets himself enter subspace, he is essentially making himself completely vulnerable and pliant to his partner, so it's important that they're receptive of that trust he's showing them

♥ (Especially given that he grew up in a dog-eat-dog world, where trusting no one was essential to one's survival)

♥ Sorry I'll never stop flanderizing characters with an animal/creature association but. I do like to think he has some unintentional bunny-like traits (aside from being skittish) 

♥ Ever heard the phrase “fucking like rabbits?” Yeah…

♥ Ravio has a surprisingly high sex drive, and he'd be unapologetically all over his partner 

♥ He’s used to repressing such urges, not having much romantic or sexual experience at all, so once he finally does have a partner, the floodgates have been opened 

♥ He is not above making a show of himself and trying to tempt his partner into jumping his bones (the attention whore) 

♥ He’ll drape himself across them innocently, and repeatedly slip out double-entendres 

♥ If that doesn’t work, he’s not above flat-out whining for some attention from his partner 

♥ He just needs to be folded up every once in a while, you know? 

♥ In the event that it was properly introduced to him, he’d be absolutely crazy for pegging- 

♥ All in all, Ravio is not hard to please, but he needs lots of attention from his partner 

♥ And as long as he gets it, he’ll be more than happy

[bauliya]

the way writing is taught in school is the equivalent of teaching students maths in Roman numerals and then abruptly switching to Arabic numbers and then phasing out Arabic numerals entirely once the generation that whined about Arabic numerals became teachers and if you dare to say hey maybe we should teach children this way more efficient way to represent numbers you’d get lambasted for forcing students to sit through useless pointless lessons that were unnecessary because calculators exist.

[elizadushkudaily]

Poll results - Favorite Eliza scary movie!

Our scary movie poll is now closed! (Circled numbers correspond to the poll options.)

The winner from round one: poll option 6 - Wrong Turn with Eliza as college student Jessie Burlingame! This got 60% of the votes in R1. (In R1 this was followed by Soul Survivors and Eloise. It turns out the Wrong Turn voting bloc did not move to Eloise in R2.)

Second place was option 7 - Soul Survivors as Annabel - with 35%. And third place was option 5 - The Alphabet Killer as Megan - with 15%. (The Alphabet Killer beat out Locked In by only 1 vote.) Gifsets will be posted later.

poll 7 / all polls // (all Eliza photos thanks to ElizaDushku.org)

Check out gifs from the movies listed: Eloise / The Scribbler / Locked In / Open Graves / The Alphabet Killer / Wrong Turn / Soul Survivors. Next Tuesday we will have a poll about Eliza's various voice over projects! You can check out her voice work using the voice filter on our Eliza filmography page.

Completed Gifsets! / 3. The Alphabet Killer / 2. Soul Survivors / 1. Wrong Turn /

// Eliza filmography // gif req // Faith masterlist // Dollhouse masterlist //

[heepthecheep]

Warrior fandom, I need your help! I remember there being a Google doc (or maybe a PDF?) that listed all of the characters in order of chronological appearance for drawing purposes. It may have been passed around by people like Niftysenpai, and other large/poplar design blogs. Does anyone still have this? And if you do, could you share it with me?

[sleepingdeath-light]

shadow milk cookie + segmented smut alphabet ; 18+

requested by ; cookie simp anon (part of an event)

letters used ; k / m / w

masterlist(s) ; here / here

minors and ageless blogs do not interact

K — Kinks

some of their kinks

Having spent so long in complete isolation and imprisonment, Shadow Milk Cookie was quick to start experimenting with you and trying to spice up your sex life. These experiments were a mixture of incorporating things he already knew he enjoyed and trying new things as a couple that you both ended up enjoying and making a part of your routines. A small selection of the things he enjoys is as follows:

Role Play — it shakes things up, keeps things interesting, appeals to his love of theatre, and gives him an excuse to show off his natural talents and magical capabilities to you… what’s not to love?

Bondage — tying you up or being tied up by you, he can enjoy both depending on his mood and as long as you’re both able to keep things interesting during these sessions

Fighting for Dominance — though he does have a strong dominant lean and does enjoy being able to control others, he can enjoy the chance to play fight with you and shake things up every now and then (he doesn’t make things easy for you, of course, and can be a terrible brat but he does play by the limits you’ve set and won’t use his powers to take back control… unless he’s bored or overly frustrated)

Pet Name Kink — this mainly goes hand-in-hand with his love of roleplaying and he’s happy to call you or be called whatever the scenario requires (e.g. daddy/mommy, master/mistress, sir/ma’am, etc.) but he will tease you if he notices a certain pet name popping up and affecting you more than the rest

Public Sex — he’s been imprisoned for what felt like forever, has less than zero shame, and would sooner take complete control over a kingdom than comply to its rules, so it goes without saying that he wouldn’t be opposed to pleasuring you or receiving pleasure where others can see you both

M — Motivation

what turns them on?

Pretty much everything you do is a turn on for Shadow Milk Cookie in one way or another, in fact it may just be easier to list out the things that don’t turn him on. That being said, surprising him with an opening prompt for some role play after a long day is always guaranteed to get him in the mood.

W — Wild Card

a random nsfw headcanon for the character

On the rare occasion where he gets jealous of someone, he’ll go out of his way to orchestrate a situation where they’ll walk in on the two of you having sex. He has literally zero shame and will look up at them just long enough to lock eyes and give them the most shit eating grin he can muster before returning his attention to you once they’ve finally regained their senses and fled the scene. Needless to say you usually don’t end up seeing much of the person in question after that (they’ve learned their lesson, after all, and most people don’t want to risk further pissing off a powerful entity like Shadow Milk Cookie if they can help it).