#ALMOST went to bed w/o posting here oops

[dailymspaintvolo]

could he possibly meet a kitty cat? like not a pokemon a straight-up cat

intriguing

[beanst0ck]

ok but HAJSGWIEH I've been thinking bout this and is just so cute I need to see a hc of this do u know that tiktok trend, like there is a song playing and you need to kiss your partner in the sound kisses of the song (the audio name is "by the sea" if u want to check out) can I have hcs for kenma, bokuto and tsukki with their s/o randomly dragging them to a place on his room and doing this trend?? it's so soft I just need it pls 😔💖

sorry this took so long anon!! ive actually never heard of this trend, but my friend (@shou-kunn) sent me the tiktok and i combusted

THATS JUST SO ADORABLE :’))

kenma’s might be a little longer because,,, favoritism?

parings: kenma x reader, bokuto x reader, tsukishima x reader

cross posted on my wattpad

Kenma Kozume

it had been awhile since kenma started playing his games and everyone knew when he started would not stop for anything

but,, you were currently bored out of your mind and wanted his attention :(

each time you asked him when he’d take a break he’d always respond with the same thing

“im almost done.”

“just a few more minutes.”

normally you wouldn’t really care and let him do his own thing, but his eyes had been glued to his screen for a couple of hours now and you were beginning to grow concerned for his eyesight

like seriously,, this dude is staring at a screen 24/7 how is he not blind yet?? he doesn’t even use glasses?? contacts??

while scrolling through tiktok you begin to think of ways to distract kenma from his games

it was almost impossible to pull his attention away from them, nothing could do it except,, you!

well, specifically your affection

babey boy is secretly touch starved and will never ask you to give him hugs or kisses

but he desperately craves them,, he’s just too shy to initiate them himself :((

so whenever you decide to show him some love, he does not deny you because he loves it when you show him affection

you suddenly remember a tiktok your friend sent you and a literal light bulb goes off

you hop off kenma’s bed and kenma eyes you wearily as you walk over to him

“(y/n) what are you?..“

he watches as you set up your phone so you’re both in the camera’s view

“don’t mind me, keep doing what you were doing before!”

kenma reluctantly agrees and goes back to staring at his screen

but he knew you were up to something, especially with that cute smirk on your face, so he didn’t start a new game

he heard an audio begin to play and didn’t pay much attention to it

that is until he felt your soft lips touch his cheek

now THAT made him look away from his screen and over to you

he kept his head down, hoping his hair would cover the blush on his cheeks so you wouldn’t see

he didn’t even hear the audio, he was just secretly hoping you’d kiss him again because he wanted to feel your lips,, again

suddenly you were peppering his face in kisses again and his face was on fire

he couldn’t even speak proper sentences, all of his words coming out as a gibberish mess

all he could do was shyly pull you onto his lap and bury his face in the crook of your neck

“kenmaa, i needed to give you one final kiss :((“

he looked up so fast hAHAHhah

you had to hold back a little giggle bc you didn’t wanna make him turn even more did

ok yea no nvm we all wanna see kenma with a blushy face so, you couldn’t hold back and let out a small giggle

the pout that formed on his face, aDORABLE

“(y/nn)..”

oops right you’re supposed to kiss him

you gently grab his face and give him a final peck on the lips

after that he put his games down and just snuggled with you :’))

Kōtarō Bokuto

the gym was set to be at a cold temperature, keeping the players nice and cool while they practiced

you on the other hand, were beginning to slightly freeze up because you weren’t moving around

you had decided to be a nice girlfriend and wait for bokuto to finish up his practice he totally didn’t drag you there to show off his powerful spikes

but you stuck around because each time bokuto hit one of akaashi’s sets perfectly he would turn back and look at you

“DID YOU SEE THAT (Y/N)!!”

if you didn’t see he’ll get all pouty and go into one of his emo moods so please look at him :((

unless you’re recording,, then he won’t mind lmao

BUT you gotta make sure you get him perfectly, all angles!!

let’s not forget to record that cake tho-

OK OK BACK TO THE PLOT—

as amazing as it was getting to see bokuto’s amazing spikes, it was beginning to get late

and our poor bby akaashi was beginning to grow tired :((

he told bokuto he was going to go home now, which resulted in a pouty bokuto

and no one wants to see bokuto sad :(( so you suggested something you knew he would not say no to!

“bokuto! let’s do a tiktok!!”

his mood improved immediately lMAOALSM

he ran over to you and was literally bouncing with joy

“really?! which one!!”

you told him he probably didn’t know it and he went ‘🤨?’

because this boy knows about a lot of tiktoks not rlly just the popular ones like the renegade dances and stuff,, idk why i think he’s on straight tiktok?? well not straight STRAIGHT tiktok but like he knows a lot of dances

so you explain to him the rules,, which is really quite simple

“stand over here in front of the camera,, and stay still”

ok so like now he’s really confused

when you push play and the audio starts playing you can tell by the look on his face that he’s never heard this audio before

before he could ask you what’s the tiktok about you give him a lil smooch

and then you give him another one

and then another one

HE LOOKS SO HAPPY!! 🥺

he puts his hands on your hips and brings you closer as you continue to give him more kisses

once the tiktok is over he’s all happy and blushy

“is that what the tiktok is about?”

“yup :)”

“lets do it again!!”

now it’s his turn to give you kisses >:)

be prepared because this boy is about to shower you with a whole lot of kisses everywhere

and i mean e v e r y w h e r e

Kei Tsukishima

after school ended you and tsukishima began to walk home, but before you parted ways he invited you over to his house

while asking though he would not look at you like at all

“tsukki, are you blushing??”

“shut up, im not”

he totally was lmao

once you arrived he tried at all costs to avoid his brother, but akiteru was just unavoidable

apparently akiteru didn’t know you were his girlfriend because the look on his face when he saw you

“you brought home a girl?! are you his girlfriend?!”

he was so happy to see someone else other than yamaguchi tolerate tsukishima’s shit

but tsukishima dragged you away from his brother so quick,, you didn’t even get the chance to introduce yourself

you guys entered his room silently and he set down his things on his desk, telling you to make yourself comfortable

similar to kenma, once tsukishima is focused on something it’s difficult to take his attention away from it

and right now, tsukishima was focused on doing his homework

we love a studious boi uwu

ok but anyways

you on the other hand, were not studying for whatever reason

in fact you weren’t really doing anything at all

instead you were just relaxing on his bed, minding your own business because you knew not to disturb him when he was busy

but,, you were beginning to get bored of doing nothing

and you wanted affection from your salty dinosaur,,

finally thinking up of an excuse to use to steal a kiss you hop off his bed and walk over to him

he didn’t even notice you setting up the camera or beginning to record him because he was blasting his music loudly

but he did notice when your lips made contact with his cheek

he stopped writing and looked over to you to ask what you needed, then he noticed the camera and scoffed

while it might’ve looked like he wasn’t enjoying your kisses,, it was taking everything in his power to not give you a lil smile

besides,, the blush on his cheeks were enough to tell you what you needed to know :)

once the audio stopped he turned in his chair and pulled you closer to him, giving you one of his well known smirks

“if you wanted a kiss you could’ve just said so”

“shut up”

haikyuu mlist

[philiie]

Interactive Introverts London highlights

MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD PROCEED AT YOUR OWN PERIL

This is also the most extra shit like I spent hours writing everything up lol

Go check out @danfanciesphil post here of the Brighton show which inspired me to do this :))

- When they first came it was the coolest thing ever. They were standing on the podium thing and the screen at the back lifted to reveal them in a cloud of smoke and they were silhouettes until the spotlight shined on them. Holy shit it was the best thing ever it doesn't even seem real.

- They were quite close to their apartment as well so Phil said they were considering bringing their sofa and "sitting in our browsing position".

- Dan mentioned how Phil's old videos from 2008 were very different from now (lots of audience approval) and how they were kind of really creepy and weird and honesty it probably isn't a good thing (I disagree but sure whatever). Phil talked about 'snokoplasm' and how it was literally just him rubbing slime over himself shirtless pretending to be futuristic (lots of audience approval for that lol) but he doesn't make videos like that anymore because he wants to make things that are actually entertaining and things he WANTS to make.

- Montage of everything they aren't gonna do in the show just so our expectations are levelled.

- They went backstage to get a silver box (Dan literally Naruto ran for no apparent reason) from which they were acting out the things using props from it in the centre while a voice narrated. In between each one the lights went darker so you could only see their silhouettes as they grabbed props. It was all very pantomime like which was really cool and theatrical.

- The things included: 24 hour livestream of them doing domestic home things (recording of dan on the toilet and Phil munching on crunchy nut appeared on the screen lmao), Erotic roleplay (Phil was in a policeman hat and had a baton thing while dan was in handcuffs. The recording of dan saying please be gentle, I have sensitive skin played), Stripping on stage... they started acting like they were going to actually take their tops off and they actually ripped them off to reveal an exact copy of the top underneath except Phil was now in a half sleeved shirt instead of full sleeved (I now understand Louise's joke)

- Phil stumbled and almost tripped on the step when going into the centre and was like "I almost forgot there was a step there" and was walking really strangely into the middle like elongating his legs after every time he lifted them and Dan made fun of it being like who tf walks like that. "Does anyone ever feel like Phil is actually an alien learning how humans work?" Later on in the show Phil says something about removing his lizard face and Dan says THAT would explain the weird walking. He also imitates Phil going up into the centre and says "I'm doing a Phil walk" v v cute :))

- For the Dan vs Phil segment they talked about the electric shock machines and for each round the pointer moved up one level of electric shock. The first time it moved into the yellow area and Phil said "Finger in the yellow" which elicited a massive audience reaction and dan stopped and was like oh god and Phil was giggling in his 'oops shouldn't have said that' way, somehow he made that adorable.

- The first round was seeing how well they know each other and Dan made the comment saying "don't worry guys I'm Phil trash #1 and all"

- Phil's question was: What did Dan swap alcohol with in ISG10?

Phil answered green tea correctly but the electric shock sound effect came up anyways. Dan was like no you answered that correctly it should have been a ding but the ding didn't come up anyways (lol tech crew nice one)

- Dan expressed extreme discomfort with 'x rated lester' "in any interpretation"

- Dan's bad thing was 'spoilers' and he tried to say that it's better to not be surprised. (I'm pretty sure this is the bit where he said "otherwise I'd be like 'Phil... Phil I don't feel so good'" reaching his arm out to him (infinity war reference for those who don't know,,, I could have killed him in that moment can he not) "Too soon? Yeah probably too soon."

- Phil's good thing that he had to make bad "getting unlimited money" Dan found that hilarious. His way of making it bad was that it gives you too much power- he would strap two planes together and stand on top of and ride them which would probably make them explode.

- They used the Isle of Man pic of Dan for the Dan, Phil or a rat segment (you guys know the one where he's smiling super happy) that just made me feel very warm :)

- The picture for Dan was just a really pale cream colour and Dan made the joke that it might be translucent enough to be Phil's skin but he said no I bet it's a troll and guessed rat. Turns out Dan was right and it actually was Phil's skin lmao from the picture of Phil with the silver hair dye.

- When Dan got electrocuted he fully hit his shin on one of the benches and basically died on stage. He fully snorted and turned away in shame and pain and it was the most hilarious thing ever. "Who designed this stupid set" LMAO

- Phil asks us to clap on the count of 3 after which some people immediately clap and Dan's like omg no on the count of 3. But then people start clapping for the people that clapped "are you seriously clapping for the people that just clapped" and then basically everyone started clapping and oh my gosh it was the best moment ever I've never felt more collectively part of something in that moment it was so funny and Dan looked so done with us all. A great moment.

- Someone asked in the getting deep part that there's a guy she likes but all she does is makes vine references. Phil's response to that is if he doesn't appreciate your vine references he's not worth it. Dan: "there's your dating advice from Phil"

- Phil was cleaning in 'Dan's' room (dan says "like you've ever done a chore") Phil's indignantly says he vacuums doing the hand movement. Apparently he found 'something weird' under 'Dan's' bed so he brought out a silver box that was locked saying it was heavy and handed it to Dan. [yes I'm putting that all in quotation marks fight me]

- He wanted the audience to guess what they thought was inside the box and the things that people said were: A single piece of Phil's hair, A fursuit and a Dildo(ll) rip they kept emphasising DOLL it was too funny nice one whoever that was lmao

- Phil was asking the audience if anyone had a key to open the box and Nora (what a legend) threw some plastic keys onto the stage and Phil fully tried to unlock the box using them lmao what a cutie. When Dan came back with the actual key Phil was like someone had plastic keys and dan was like wtf it was too funny.

- Do you really know Dan and Phil? 1% of people said 'who are Dan and Phil?' Lol they wouldn't stop bringing that up. 47% (?) of people said they don't really know Dan and Phil and Dan was like wow Phil why are you so shady? (He said this twice in the show when addressing the idea that their personalities are different online)

- They did a pie chart to show fave video series which apparently they were really excited about seeing as they hyped that up for a solid 2 minutes,,, "90% of the budget of the show was for this pie chart"

- Dan got sacrificed attached to the wheel of death comes out yelling with no warning so everyone is just screaming because it was so unexpected so i couldn't actually hear anything he said but the basic gist of it was fuck you all lmao.

- When Phil tried hitting him with a slinky it was a couple inches away from "the danger zone" I.e. Dan's crotch. Phil repeats the phrase danger zone two more times after that lmao.

- Dan says "almost hit my balls" w o w.

- The last time is some massive intense bazooka that Phil started stroking and then dan was like "stop stroking it- especially with those gloves on".

- Phil hits him the last time with the bazooka literally almost at his crotch and Dan screams. They say how it's all our fault and that we should feel bad. Phil is like "I don't think they feel guilty" lol I mean he's not wrong

- At the end dan was like "Phil help unstrap me" clearly looking for Phil to unstrap him around the waist but Phil went for his feet instead lmao (Dan just wanted a reaction from us Phil lmao well done). Phil finally got the memo though and helped and then dan stumbled out being like okay get away from me don't touch me and Phil just giggled.

- The white protection suit lab coat thing got stuck on dans shoe so he was hopping around and Phil was like do you need a hand there and Dan said "no Phil I don't need your help to get me undressed" and everyone screamed and Dan was like okay okay shut up (idk if that was an intentional line or not I couldn't actually tell but... nice)

- Phil's diss track happened and if you're reading this you've probably seen a transcript of it already but damn hearing him say bitch live was the best thing ever lmao. Also when he said the line about not wanting to get demonetised he did the making it rain hand gesture (thanks anon) which was hilarious

- There was a point where Dan was like no Phil you can't swear on stage and Phil was like aw why not I wanted to say "what the (fuck)" mouthing it and that's more than I could have ever hoped for

- They did the song and it was v cute and got stuck in my head. When Phil got up and sat on the piano he was swaying one leg back and forth and it was adorable.

- They ended the show bowing and went back behind the black screen that they came out from and were waving the whole way through and Phil was bending down to wave as the screen was going down and it was v lovely :))

And then I died the end.

[casualneonglitterpainterposts]

‘SPACE FEVER”- Chapter 3-  “Rest and Company”

Here is Chapter 3 of my TBAG Fanfic with my TBAG OC Karoline “KAROL” Grayson.

Here are the links to chapter 1 and 2 (read them first, it will help you understand this chapter and the story so far:

https://casualneonglitterpainterposts.tumblr.com/post/185124990209/space-fever-chapter-1-its-just-a-scratch

https://casualneonglitterpainterposts.tumblr.com/post/185127846794/space-fever-chapter-2-are-you-ok-you-dont

Back at the hospital.Now early afternoon, Karol was lying on the bed in the Isolated hospital room.  She was ever so pale, so white she was. Her aunt was by her side in her hazard suit, patting Karol’s scorching hot forehead with cold sterile cloths.

“My poor beautiful Karoline, what have you done?”, Rosalind said wringing out the sweat from the cloth and putting a fresh one on her head.

Karol’s eyes began to flicker, then slowly regaining consciousness, she sat up and opened them, still ever so pale and scorching hot. With a slight crack in her voice Karol spoke.

“A-aunty, w-what happened, where am I?”

Rosalind quickly turned around, “oh thank goodness you’re awake dear, you’ve been out for a few hours, you had Dr.Hossen and I worried” she said with a sigh of relief.

“A few hours?”....

“Yes Karol, Grandma Tracy and the others brought you here because you collapsed onto the floor and gashed open your forehead” Rosalind replied holding a cold cloth against Karol’s forehead.

Taking in and out yet another gaspy breath Karol asked with a look of concern “what’s wrong with me Aunt Ros?”

“Well dear you have a bad fever, but Dr. Hossen said he’d come in soon to do a blood test, but he wants you Isolated just incase it’s contagious, but you can have visitors” Rosalind said with a calming smile.

Karol felt her eyes begin to water, then tears of heartache ran down her cheeks, “thank you aunty for looking after me, this is all my fault, I knew I was sick earlier on but I kept pushing myself”

Rosalind grabbed a dry white cloth and wiped the tears from Karol’s soft pale cheeks. “Shh,shh,shh it’s ok Karol, look you’re in one of the best hospitals now and I promise we will get you better”

“You’ll be back in space again with Alan before you know it” Ros replied holding Karol’s hand.

Karol looked at her aunt Rosalind in the eyes, a smile crossed her face, “Thank you aunt Ros, thank you” she mumbled softly hugging her.

“Alright dear, I’ve gotta go run a class for the new GDF nurses, but I promise to come back and check on you later”.

“Ok Aunt Ros, see you later” Karol said waving goodbye as Ros left the room.

Arriving and parking on the launch pad of the GDF hospital roof, Scott and Alan made their way down into the hospital. As the boys were making their way through the hospital, Mrs. Grayson (Rosalind) was passing by.

As she turned her head, Ros caught a glimpse of the two boys.

“Ah, Scott, Alan, lovely to see you boys again, it’s been a while”.

“Hello Mrs.Grayson, we’re just here to see Karol, it that alright?”

“Is Karol ok, how’s her head, how she doing?”Alan asked with a slight tremble in his tone of voice

“Sure you can. She woke up while go, poor thing’s a bit down in the dumps about being ill, don’t worry Alan she’s all patched up, Karoline just needs some TLC for now”

“Oh and boys please go put some hazard suits on, we don’t know if this fever she has is contagious, safety first please” said Rosalinda walking off to her class.

Nurse Seyfred took the two boys to the changing rooms. There they quickly got into their hazard suits. “All done Mr. and Mr. Tracy?, please follow me” nurse Seyfred said politely

Back in her room, “there all done Miss Grayson, we’ll get back to you with your blood test results as soon as possible”.

“Thank you doctor Hossen” Karol replied clearing her throat.

“Now just take it easy and rest” Doctor Hossen said placing a band aid from where the with drew blood.

Nurse Seyfred, with the two boys stood outside Karol’s room. “Ok she’s in here, Just wait outside for a minute”. The two stood there outside her doorway.

“KNOCK, KNOCK”- “Dr. Hossen?”

“Yes nurse Seyfred?”

“Miss Grayson has some important visitors here to see her, may they come in?”

Doctor Hossen knew who they were and replied, “I’m all done here, It’s absolutely fine for the Tracy’s to come in and see her”.

Karol was still sitting up, a cheerful smile appeared on her face- she was glad to hear that they had come.

Scott and Alan walked into her room, Alan’s face lit up when he saw Karol sitting up.

“Karol, you’re ok”Alan said gently hugging her and smiling.

“He,he,he, I’m glad to see you too Al” she replied sniffing back her runny nose.

“So how are you feel Karol?” Scott asked.

“I feel dreadful, my forehead’s always red hot to touch, I feel like collapsing every time I try and stand up and my insides feel like they’re on fire”.

“Don’t worry, the doctors will find out what’s caused this and they’ll make you better”.

“Yeah hopefully my blood test results come back soon” Karol replied with a hopeful smile

Suddenly remembering the lumpy thing behind his back in his hands Alan interrupted:

“Hey I almost forgot, I brought you this”, from behind his back Alan pulled out a big fluffy blue and orange U-shaped pillow.

“I got you the biggest and softest one so you would be comfortable during your time in hospital” Alan said placing it behind her.

“Aww, geez, you think of everything, thanks Alan it’s perfect” Karol said thankfully. Karol was so grateful that she wrapped her pale arms around the waist of his hazard suit and gently hugged him. Alan, slightly blushing hugged her back.

“So, How was the mission to Mars then?” she asked sitting up in bed again.

The boys pulled up some chairs, sat down and told her all about the mission. They just talked and talked for hours, by now it was six o’ clock.

Rosalind had finished classes form the day, as promised she went back to check on her niece Karol. Passing by Karol’s room, she noticed that Scott and Alan were still there.

“Well lookie here, you boys been keeping my Karoline company for a while”.

“Oops, sorry Mrs. Grayson we lost track of time” Scott replied apologising.

“Hehehe, that’s alright boys, but you’ll need to go in five minutes, Karol needs her rest”.

“Thank you Mrs. Grayson” Alan replied cheerfully.

“Alright then Karol, we better be getting back to Tracy Island, please get plenty of rest, get better soon”

“Thanks Scott, I’ll make sure I do, please say Hi to the others for me”.

“Will do Karol,will do” Scott replied shaking her hand goodbye.

“I’m really glad you liked the pillow, oh and I’m so happy you’re alright for now too”

“It was nice to see you too Al, please take care of yourself, don’t worry about me I’ll be fine” Karol replied holding his hands.

“Besides, everytime I lay my head own on the pillow, I’ll think of you and all of the rescues and missions we’ve been on together, you’ll always be by my side” Karol said sniffing back her slightly runny nose.

Alan’s cheeks were now a similar tone of red like the red of his rescue belt.

“Come on Alan let’s go” Scott said slightly chuckling at his little brother”s cute little red face.

“G-Goodbye K-Karol”, “Goodbye Alan” Karol sad slightly giggling and waving from her bed.

Karol’s aunt walked back in with something for Karol to eat and some more cold cloths. As the boys walked down the halls, Rosalind said to her niece:

“Ah, that Alan must really like you a lot Karoline, I see the way his face lights up when you’re around”

“Aunty Ros” Karol replied rolling her eyes and giggling.

“Ok dear, you need to eat and rest. Doctor Hossen and his team are doing the blood test now, but for now you just worry about resting”

“Alright aunty Ros”, with that Rosalind left Karol to eat and rest. Lorenzo had finished work for the day, so he went to check on Ros and his little Karoline.

Down in the nurse’s office, Lorenzo found his wife taking her break.

“Hey Ros, how are you, How’s our little astronaut doing?”

“I’m fine dear, but I’m not sure about Karol, the doctors don’t know what it is yet, but for now let’s just be glad she’s still here with us”

Hugging her softly for comfort Lorenzo replied:

“It’s ok honey, she’ll be fine, Doctor Hossen and his team will have her back to normal in no time”.

“Yeah you’re right Ren. Come on my breaks over and I’ve finished for the day. Let’s go home” Rosalind said kissing his clean shaven face.

Later that night back on Tracy Island, Scott and Alan had returned home from the GDF hospital.

“Hey everyone” Alan cried out

“How’s Karol doing?” Grandma asked.

“Karol’s fine Grandma, she says hi by the way” Scott replied.

“Do they know what’s caused this fever?”

“No, not yet but their doing a blood test”.

“Ok then, glad to hear she’s alright for now” Grandma Tray replied smiling.

Everyone was glad to hear that Karol was ok for now. But Alan was still a bit worried about her. Sitting outside by the ledge of the pool, Alan was lost in thought, concerned about Karol.

Kayo, walking by saw Alan by the ledge of the pool looking down in the dumps. So she went over to him to see what’s wrong.

“Hey Alan, what’s up?, Still worried about Karol?”

“Y-yeah, I’m just worried I might lose her, she’s one of the closest friends I’ve ever had, couldn’t live without Karol by my side”.

“It’s alright Alan, Mrs. Grayson and Dr.Hossen will do whatever it takes to save her, trust me” Kayo said kindly patting him on the back.

“Thanks Kayo”

“Your welcome Alan and hey I’d miss her too” Kayo said standing up.

[determination-and-familiars]

Frisk’s Birthday

After Flowey’s rather big surprise on his birthday, he decides to throw a surprise party for Frisk for her own.

This is essentially a direct sequel to Flowey’s Birthday as it starts right after that one ends. I meant to post this on April 1, Frisk’s actual birthday, but that didn’t quite happen. Oops. At least it finally did get finished even if it took me longer than planned.

There is a brief mention cameo of @chocolate-addicted-demon, @galaxythebat, @sonofxaymaca and @refiinedrogue  towards the end as I conciser Frisk/Flowey having met these four very canon in this AUs timeline

Under a readmore for being over 3000 words

    “So how do you feel about now officially being a Garcia?” Frisk asked the little flower as they sat in the backseat, on their way back home.  Flowey held the signed, and now officially stamped copy of his adoption papers.

    “It feels … I dunno. I haven’t even had a last name since – Gosh, I don’t even know.” Not since he’d changed his name from Asriel to Flowey and he didn’t remember when that even was. After a moment, he spoke again. “…When’s your birthday?”

    “April first.” After a moment, she then added, “If Sans ever says anything special about that – don’t listen to him.”

    Flowey tilted his head in confusion. “Uh, ok.”

    When the car pulled up to the house, Flowey gave the adoption paperwork back to Luna. “Here,” he paused, and then added “…Mom.”

    Luna took the papers before gently patting Flowey on the head, ruffling his petals softly. Flowey gave the hand a little head nuzzle.

    As the family headed inside, Flowey asked: “Can I make a pillow fort and watch a movie?”

    Frisk nodded. “Need help setting it up?”

    Perfect. Flowey nodded, yellow petals bouncing. “I’ll pick out the movie if you could make the little fort for me, sis?”

    Frisk actually aww’d. “Of course!”

    Once inside, Luna disappeared into her ‘home office.’ Dante gave both his children a hug before leaving for his own home. Flowey climbed down Frisk to the floor, carefully plucking her phone from her pocket as he went. With effort, and the careful use of vines, he kept it behind him while the human headed upstairs to grab some blankets. He smiled up the stairs until she disappeared around a corner, and then turned his attention to the phone.

    Rubbing his vines across the screen, the little flower glared. Nothing happened. Determined, Flowey tried a few more times with no result. It seemed plant life didn’t work on the touch screen. Growling and holding onto the phone with a vine, the flower crawled to the couch and slid the phone under it. Looking around the livingroom, Flowey spotted his new mother’s briefcase by the door. Scuttling over, Flowey clicked open the locks, glanced around, and then began rummaging through it.

    There it was. His vine coiled around the stylus.  Flowey clicked the case closed, and scurried to the couch. He shoved the pen beside the phone.

    He cringed a little. Should he really be doing this? He’d only just been officially accepted as part of the family…

    Flowey nodded to himself. It’s not like he was going to keep these items. He just needed to find things out. It wasn’t bad to do this, right?

    The sound of Frisk coming back down the stairs made the little plant jump. Almost tripping over his own vines, Flowey scampered to the bookcase.

    “Pick a movie?” the human asked.

    “Uh – yeah!” he said enthusiastically, wrapping a vine randomly around a box and pulling it out.

    Frisk gave him an odd look. “Really?”

    Flowey looked at the DVD he was holding: Nightmare Before Christmas. “I, uh, really like it?”

    Frisk shrugged. “Ok, just odd this time of year.” She began setting up a fort using couch pillows and the blanket she’d brought down.

…

    The next morning, the moment Flowey’s eyes fluttered open, he quietly stretched his vines while still in the dirt to open the bedroom door so he wouldn’t have to leap. Retracting them, he then eased his roots out of his dirt bed, and dashed downstairs.

    Making a beeline for the couch, Flowey swept a vine under the couch, and scooped the phone and stylus from under it.

    Tapping the stolen stylus on the screen, the little flower opened up Frisk’s texting app and searched the contacts for Sans. He wasn’t in the S’s. Flowey blinked. But his name started with an S… Scrolling up and down the list, Flowey finally found him listed in the D’s as ‘Duncle Sans.’

    The flower rolled his eyes. Tapping the name, he began working on a message.

    [05:35 AM] ❤ Frisk ❤:  It’s Flowey. Frisk said her birthday on April 1. Said not to ask you about that day. Why?

    Flowey waited. There was no response.

    [05:56 AM] ❤ Frisk ❤: I know you’re awake Trashbag!

    [05:56 AM] Duncle Sans: …good morning to you too.

    [05:56 AM] Duncle Sans: not cool to steal your sibling’s phone y’know.

    [05:57 AM] ❤ Frisk ❤: It’s fine since we’re official siblings now.

    [05:57 AM] Duncle Sans: oh? so luna finally adopted you

    [05:58 AM] Duncle Sans: and sure that makes theft and invention of privacy completely fine

    [05:59 AM] ❤ Frisk ❤: You’re not funny in the morning

    [06:01 AM] ❤ Frisk ❤: Can you just tell me?

    [06:02 AM] ❤ Frisk ❤: …Please? I’m really curious

    [06:03 AM] Duncle Sans: it’s april fool’s day, day specifically for pranks.

    [06:03 AM] Duncle Sans: so that’s the kid���s birthday?

    [06:03 AM] Duncle Sans: nice.

    [06:04 AM] ❤ Frisk ❤: When is it?

    [06:04 AM] Duncle Sans: about a week and a bit

    A noise caused the flower to jump and hold the phone close, eyes darting around the room. No one was there. But now his heart was pounding and his vines felt tingly.  Flowey used the stylus to x out of the text app.

    Putting the phone down, Flowey dragged the stylus back to Luna’s brief case. He opened it just enough to slip the pen in before letting it click close.

    Skittering back to the phone, Flowey stuffed it behind a couch cushion.

…

    Later that morning:

    “Can we play hide and seek outside?” Flowey asked, while Frisk looked around the living room.

    “I guess?” She sounded distracted. “Have you seen my phone?”

    Flowey swallowed and then pretended to look around for a moment before saying “Maybe it fell out in the couch when we made the fort…”

    The human picked up each seat cushion, then tilted each backrest cushion forward.  There it was. She raised an eyebrow, but shrugged it off. “Wow. That was good thinking. Thanks Flow-Flow.” Flowey huffed loudly at the nickname. “What’d you wanna do again?”

    “Hide and seek outside? You seek I hide?”

    Frisk crossed her arms. “You gunna cheat by going underground again?”

    Flowey shook his head. “I won’t! Promise!”

    Frisk seemed skeptical. “Alright… Go out and hide and then I’ll come find you.” With that, Frisk unlocked and opened the front door for him.

    Scurrying out and around a bush, he burrowed underground. He didn’t stay anywhere near the house. Instead he dug straight to Alphys’ surface lab.

    Popping up by the door, Flowey smacked a vine on it and waited.

    Finally the door opened. Alphys looks around before her eyes fell on the tiny flower.

    “O-oh! Flowey! Um… what d-do you need?” Flowey scuttled inside before answering. “W-why don’t you come in…?” Alphys closed the door after him. “Flowey is there -”

    “It’s Frisk’s birthday soon,” Flowey interrupted, “and she, and Mom and Dad, did something really cool for me so I wanna do something good back.”

    Alphys blinked, taking it all in. “Mom and – ohmygosh! Luna finally adopted you!”

    “As of yesterday I’m officially Flowey Garcia.” He clapped two of his vines together. “Now then: Frisk’s birthday…”

    “Right, right! When is it again?”

    “April first.”

    Alphys paused before going to her computer, shaking a finger as she talked. “I had another theory about an additional thing that could have caused that strange bond to form.”

    Flowey gave an annoyed huff. “Later!”

    Alphys sighed. She sat down at her computer, then swiveled around to face the flower. “Alright, alright – do you have an idea of-of what you’d want to do for your sister’s birthday?”

    Flowey tapped the tip of a vine on the floor. “Uh … Ah!” The tapping stopped. “She surprised me – making me think no one was interested in me all day before surprising me. I wanna do something like that!”

    Alphys nodded. “A surprise party, okay.” She stroked her chin for a moment while she thought. “I could get Mettaton to organize a small show. A-and he and Undyne could help gather everyone up…” The scientist paused. “We just need to figure out a place…”

    “What about where the barrier was?” Flowey suggested. “It’s big enough and she wouldn’t wander there herself.”

    Alphys nodded. “It could work. Anything else?”

    Flowey thought for a moment. “I could steal Frisk’s phone and Mom’s pen thingy again to text the plan around.”

    “That – Flowey, no – I could modify a phone to respond to your vines instead.”  

    Flowey looked up at her. “I could have my own phone?”

    “With parental control for certain things,” Alphys added.

    Flowey glared but didn’t protest. He opened his mouth to say something, but the words died on his tongue when he heard Frisk’s voice over their connection asking if he was being a little cheater and hiding underground again. “…I gotta go.”

    Alphys couldn’t help but grin. She was still so fascinated by how they were able to communicate now. She stood to open the door for him.

    Flowey burrowed underground, thinking up an excuse for where he’d gone.

…

    Over the next few days, Frisk came close to figuring out the plan. Flowey discovered it was rather difficult keeping secrets from someone who could literally read his mind and sense his emotions. The human might not have been actively prying, but it was one of the rather annoying side effects of sharing a soul.

    When Alphys called to tell Flowey his new phone was ready, Frisk had several questions.

    “When did you ask Alphys for a phone?”

    “I have a life outside of you,” was his immediate question-deflecting ‘answer.’ He then proceeded to burrow away to collect the new phone. Before long, he returned. “Lemme see your contacts. I need to add some.”

    As the human went through each contact, holding the phone out for the flower to see each number, she made an interesting discovery when pulling up Sans’ details. When she held the phone out again, rather than the screen showing the contact info, it displayed the recent texts. The flower had been caught using her phone without permission.  

    Flowey gulped. “In my defense, you made a big deal out of it and you know how well I handle being curious about something. I mean technically that’s your fault. You coulda just told me yourself rather than making it sound all interesting and then refusing to tell me.”

    Frisk sighed in frustration. She didn’t have a good comeback though: he had a point. She had refused to discuss her birth date. Frisk went back to showing Flowey contact info.

    Once finished, Flowey claimed he was going to text everyone that he had a new phone. While that was true, his first mission was a request.

    Flowey pulled up the contact for the energy user, Jamaar.

    [06:50 PM] ✿Flowey✿: It’s Flowey. I gotta phone! It’s Frisk’s birthday on April 1. We’re doing a surprise party at 4 at the mountain entrance where the barrier used to be, cook sweet things for it.

    [06:51 PM] ✿Flowey✿: Um, please, or something.

    [06:52 PM] Tolerable Human: Alright, I’ll make a cake for her. I should be able to finish it in time.

    Satisfied, Flowey proceeded to let the others know of his new phone.

…

    On April first, in the morning, Frisk felt a small weight climb onto her chest and remain. “Flowey, c’mon dude, lemme sleep,” came a tired whine. At no response, Frisk peeked an eye open, and nearly jumped out of her skin.

    Flowey’s face had shifted to a far too wide mouth with sharp jagged fangs and hollow black eyes with little red slits, one larger than the other, for pupils. Somehow it even looked like he was dripping black ooze out of all three orifices. Or maybe those were just well placed shadows. It was hard to tell a mere three inches from her own face.

    As soon as Frisk managed to barely muffle a shriek with her blanket, Flowey fell backwards in a fit of giggles. He even had to wipe a tear from one of his now normal again eyes. “your Faa-aa-aaceee!” he continued to cackle.

    Checking that her heart was indeed still beating, Frisk pushed herself up. “My face? – YOUR face, you little demon! That was terrifying to wake up to!”

    That only made the little plant giggle harder.

    Frisk turned to the clock to see what ungodly hour Flowey chose to scare the life out of her. To her surprise it actually wasn’t. He’d waited until almost nine. Turning back to the viney bundle of titters, Frisk patted the little flower. She scooped him up, swung her legs over the side of the bed and stood up, then headed downstairs for some breakfast.

    They were greeted with their mother sitting near a happy birthday sign with her phone at the ready.  Frisk managed to fake a ‘surprised’ expression, and the shutter of the camera phone was heard.

    “Happy Birthday, baby.” Mom then launched into the ‘Birthday Song.’

    Frisk grinned.

    Flowey used their telepathy to ask, ‘She was up even earlier than I was in order to set this all up! What is this?’

    ‘Tradition. Every birthday since I can remember.’

    “Later tonight your dad will come over and we can go out for a dinner and some cake,” Luna said, putting her phone away.

    “How much later?” Flowey asked, worry in his tone. “Before or after four?”

    “After, I think.”

    Flowey sighed. Realizing Frisk was looking at him with eyebrows raised, Flowey quickly waved a vine. “You know! I, uh, I get tired when it starts getting dark! I know we’re not gunna have cake first and I don’t wanna miss out on that!”

    Frisk didn’t buy it, but didn’t press the matter.

…

    As four approached, Flowey grabbed Frisk’s phone from her hand.

    “Hey!”

    “Come get it if you want it back!” With that Flowey shoved an end of it in his mouth so he could hold it while fleeing on all of his vines.

    Frisk chased him around the livingroom. Flowey leaped for the window sill, but missed and crashed to the floor. “Oummmf!” was the only sound he could make around the phone. After a few more loops around the room and he succeeded reaching the sill.  She almost caught him as he wiggled up, but with the window open, he succeeded in leaping out just in time.

    Flowey waited just outside until Frisk opened the door, running out. That’s when he started burrowing, popping up often enough for her to be able to follow him.

    It never even dawned on the human where she was being led until she finally pounced on him. A little too easily actually. He was fleeing and then after getting to a certain point he just stopped, and let himself be grabbed.

    Flowey spit the phone out into Frisk’s hand and she cringed at the nectar now covering it.

    Before she could say anything, it suddenly occurred to her they weren’t alone. Turning towards the opening of the mountain, Frisk was greeted with just about every single monster she’d helped free from the underground. Including a few who weren’t from the underground, such as Galaxy, the grey bat in a space hoodie, Spy, the dark red-clad mercenary from the past, Chara from another timeline, and Jamaar, the Jamaican energy user near some rather tasty looking treats.

    “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FRISK!” everyone cried.

    “Surpriiise!” Flowey added.

    “Flowey, did you set this up?”

    Flowey held his vines up in a rather flashy shrug. “Weeell, I don’t wanna brag – but yeah.”

    “Don’t lie, Petalhead!” Undyne shouted. “You gathered maybe five tops, then begged each of them to get the rest!”

    “You dummies wouldn’t have even gathered everyone if I never told you to!” Flowey shouted back.

    “Easy, easy,” Frisk cut in, patting Flowey softly.

    As Flowey opened his mouth, the two were scooped up by Papyrus.  Sans was with him, bony hands in his hoodie pockets. “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HUMAN FRISK!”

    Frisk laughed and hugged the tall skeleton back. “Thanks Papyrus!” After a moment, Papyrus set the girl down.

    “eh kiddo,” Sans started, “knock, knock.”

    Both Flowey and Papyrus glared at him.

    “Who’s there?” Frisk grinned.

    “SANS, DON’T RUIN THE HUMAN’S BIRTHDAY.”

    “abby.”

    “Abby who?”

    “abby birthday, kid!” With that, Sans pulled a bar of soap wrapped in a bow out of his pocket.

    “Wow. Rude,” Flowey stated, flatly. “Are you saying Frisk stinks?”

    “nah. it’s cuz it’s a soap-prize birthday party!” Sans winked while Frisk started to giggle.

    “OH MY GOD, SANS! HOW COULD YOU?”

    Flowey smacked himself in the face with one of his vines.

    Something else smacked into the flower’s face.  A clump of cake stuck to his face. Tossed by Jerry.

    “Hey! That’s for eating! Not throwing!”

    “Oh god! Who invited Jerry!”

    The cake wasn’t one of the things he’d made, but Jamaar was still pissed about the waste.

    Someone else liked the idea however because “Birthday Food Fight!” was screamed and another clump was tossed. Still at Flowey though.

    “Throw it at someone else, not just me!” the little flower shouted, scooping the mess from his petals and flinging it back.

    This hit Undyne.

    A series of ‘Ooooh’s’ went through the crowd of monsters as the former captain of the royal guards whipped the cake mush off her face.

    “I think the flower’s gunna die,” someone said.

    “Oh it’s on, Petalhead!” She grabbed the nearest item and heaved it at him.

    The plant tried to move out of the way, but he wasn’t fast enough. The Jell-O mold hit him with almost enough force to knock him from Frisk’s shoulder. Almost.

    Frisk let out a laugh at how annoyed Flowey looked. Growling, the little flower scooped the mess from himself and smooshed it into the human’s face.

    “…So, food fight?”

    “Food fight!” One of the other monsters grabbed some more cakes, and started to throw them. These apparently were brought by Muffet as soon the monster was tackled by spiders.

    Temmies ran around in the mess leaving cake paw prints everywhere.

    A Woshua ran around trying to clean monsters off.

    Someone threw a Moldsmal.

    Within minutes, the gathering dissolved into chaos. Spy slipped away to avoid anything getting on his suit. Several monsters also stepped back, not wanting to get involved. They did however stay close enough to watch the sugary carnage.

    Frisk giggled. A quick wash-up might be needed before the family dinner later. But she really loved her surprise party.