#ALIIIIIIVE

[eyk-hetaart]

a real one for life

[cozymochi]

!,,,!!!!?!

[fantasy-girl974]

New beginnings

For the @marshal-huntress' January Prompt

[cupophrogs]

Guess what's finally working today!!!!

LOOK AT HIMM M

[royalsunshinehotel]

idk about you but i often think about riding joshua's thigh and trying to get yourself off while he's working bc daddy's busy right now 😔

Oh this is gonna make me crazYyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyy JOSHUA!!! MY BELOVED!!

First of all, I think that if he's inventor/CEO of an app as successful as Hinge Ignite, he's never *that* busy.

However, there are a handful of times where he calls into meetings that he just can't miss. It's boring stuff, and it all could have been an email, but he just turns his mic and camera off, and listens in.

You're his princess. You can't stand the half hour he spends focused on something else.

He feigns annoyance, and digs his hands into your thighs. He bounces you, maybe calls you dumb in his soft, sweet, British accent. He tells you you're dumb, and you can't do anything yourself. He bounces his leg, hitting you just right, catching any pitiful gasps or whines in his mouth. It wasn't your fault you were such a 'desperate slut', he's just too good with his hands!

And then he kicks you off his lap, right as you get close. You get a peck on the cheek and a "Daddy's busy" and you want to scream.

You give him your most pathetic puppy dog eyes, and you get smacked in the ass before you flee from the room.

[hidekomoon]

just had perhaps the best mango of my life so now my heart is full of love

[scpaesthetics]

SCP Aesthetics: 3812 (requested by anon, written by djkaktus)

I am often asked by my colleagues, "Dr. Scranton, do you believe in gods?" (monochrome, nature, destruction)

requests are open.

[terriblefaun]

when a character does something in canon that is so like something your version of them would do, and you have to stand in the shadows of your room evil laughing and wringing your hands together

[alterigo06]

I can’t believe he’s alive

[ask-magical-john]

hey

[hollywoodx4]

Not me crying to the Madonna Rusical with half a face of makeup on.

[leatherbookmark]

genuinely fucking baffled at people who watch shows that are CLEARLY comedies and call them "devastating", expect "historically accurate" endings and basically act like of/md or go/mens were the first shows they've ever watched. you CAN'T all be media illiterate teenagers, i don't believe that, so why do you act like them :'(

[every-lemon]

compulsively listening to the most recent fall out boy album on infinite repeat in some kind of angsty millennial loop with resignation about my future angsty millennial spotify wrapped

[crystallinearts]

chapter 7 of Threes has been posted!

[skruveksptizkwarken]

Hot Takes Straight from Skruvekspitzkwarken

[goblin-phannie]

WE BACK BITCHES !!!!!!!!