skruveksptizkwarken
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Striving for World Domination. Dictatorship.We take no "L's" and give no "F's".We are run by 3 Sirs and 2 Madames. The Elite Five.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
skruveksptizkwarken · 15 days ago
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yippee.
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skruveksptizkwarken · 15 days ago
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Assassinate Him.
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skruveksptizkwarken · 2 months ago
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People/groups we should kill according to Sir L:
Jews
Racists
Inferior races
The minorities
All the brothel children
Lily because no one likes her flair.
People who don't join us (Lily) (no there is no context because I have no idea what the context is)
Lily (this is inferred)
(our [non-existent] lawyer told us to remind you this is purely satirical)
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skruveksptizkwarken · 2 months ago
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Creative Insults (courtesy of Sir L)
YOU CAUSED THE DECLINE OF THE AMERICAN DREAM
I am infinitely more morally sophisticated than you, Lily.
NO ONE LIKES YOUR FLAIR. DIE.
I don't speak rich communist.
You have a brain amoeba.
Any written text in existence is better than Lily's poems, I guarantee you.
I wouldn't buy a substandard 2B pencil from Seaton if my life depended on it.
Lily is the Boogieman. You've got nothing to be scared of.
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skruveksptizkwarken · 2 months ago
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Reasons why genocide is okay:
Sir says it is.
Sir says it is better than racism. (Yes, I am aware that genocide is much larger scale racism.)
Everyone who didn't commit genocide died, so we should commit genocide.
(although these have actually been said, all statements are entirely satirical and not at all Sir's "genuinely racist" side)
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skruveksptizkwarken · 2 months ago
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history has been made, everyone.
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skruveksptizkwarken · 3 months ago
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skruveksptizkwarken · 7 months ago
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yeah like we took over italy once and overthrew the pope from the vatican it was so easy
It's honestly so easy to claim territory. Once you figure it out you can start claiming territory anywhere. I claimed territory in a walmart once. No one was allowed near the milks for hours.
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skruveksptizkwarken · 7 months ago
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FINALLY.
I just wanted to post something i made
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skruveksptizkwarken · 7 months ago
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This was Madame Lily's dream!
My friend asked to copy down the blurb of my book and proceeded to write it in permanent marker on the cover of another book-
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skruveksptizkwarken · 8 months ago
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take the quiz. do it now.
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skruveksptizkwarken · 8 months ago
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Hot Takes Straight from Skruvekspitzkwarken
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skruveksptizkwarken · 10 months ago
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skruveksptizkwarken · 10 months ago
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We love waffle fries.
Oh, and Bing AI. Thanks buddy.
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skruveksptizkwarken · 11 months ago
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January 1, 2024.
12:13 AM AEST.
Love from our families to yours, may 2024 be your year. <3
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skruveksptizkwarken · 11 months ago
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Ladies and gentlethings, stay unapologetic.
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skruveksptizkwarken · 11 months ago
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Friendly reminder that we break piñatas to get to the good stuff on the inside.
Love,
The Skruvekspitzkwarken Board
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