Striving for World Domination. Dictatorship.We take no "L's" and give no "F's".We are run by 3 Sirs and 2 Madames. The Elite Five.
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People/groups we should kill according to Sir L:
Jews
Racists
Inferior races
The minorities
All the brothel children
Lily because no one likes her flair.
People who don't join us (Lily) (no there is no context because I have no idea what the context is)
Lily (this is inferred)
(our [non-existent] lawyer told us to remind you this is purely satirical)
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Creative Insults (courtesy of Sir L)
YOU CAUSED THE DECLINE OF THE AMERICAN DREAM
I am infinitely more morally sophisticated than you, Lily.
NO ONE LIKES YOUR FLAIR. DIE.
I don't speak rich communist.
You have a brain amoeba.
Any written text in existence is better than Lily's poems, I guarantee you.
I wouldn't buy a substandard 2B pencil from Seaton if my life depended on it.
Lily is the Boogieman. You've got nothing to be scared of.
#3/8 Lily Slander#1/8 Seaton Slander#slander#lily sucks apparently#seaton (shiticus) sucks too but we all knew that#hate#world domination#insults#creative insults#sir
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Reasons why genocide is okay:
Sir says it is.
Sir says it is better than racism. (Yes, I am aware that genocide is much larger scale racism.)
Everyone who didn't commit genocide died, so we should commit genocide.
(although these have actually been said, all statements are entirely satirical and not at all Sir's "genuinely racist" side)
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history has been made, everyone.
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#animal farm#literature#writing#reading#publishing#editing#book#george orwell#jor jor well#jorj orwel
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yeah like we took over italy once and overthrew the pope from the vatican it was so easy
It's honestly so easy to claim territory. Once you figure it out you can start claiming territory anywhere. I claimed territory in a walmart once. No one was allowed near the milks for hours.
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FINALLY.
I just wanted to post something i made
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This was Madame Lily's dream!
My friend asked to copy down the blurb of my book and proceeded to write it in permanent marker on the cover of another book-
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take the quiz. do it now.
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Hot Takes Straight from Skruvekspitzkwarken
#world domination#dictatorship#dystopia#we own italy now#italy#overthrowing#laughing gas#pope#sir#propaganda#michael jackson#hee hee#staying alive#hee hee hee hee staying aliiiiiive
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#skruveksptizkwarken#madames#requested by madame LH#created by Madame LM#approved by Sir S#dictatorship#world domination#dystopia#we own italy now#overthrowing#italy#laughing gas#pope#propaganda#sir#madame
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We love waffle fries.
Oh, and Bing AI. Thanks buddy.
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January 1, 2024.
12:13 AM AEST.
Love from our families to yours, may 2024 be your year. <3
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Ladies and gentlethings, stay unapologetic.
#stay unapologetic#apology#unapologetic#we own italy now#dictatorship#italy#overthrowing#world domination
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Friendly reminder that we break piñatas to get to the good stuff on the inside.
Love,
The Skruvekspitzkwarken Board
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Please refrain from scamming our government or attempting to share explicit material, or sending questionable links (memes are acceptable).
We are tired of giving out laughing gas sentences. :)
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on an unrelated note to Skruveksptizkwarken i would like to ask
w h a t
t h e
f u c k
also just don't
its exam week in monday
w h a t
i mean on monday
wait
it is monday
fuck
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