#ALF canonically eats cats!

[littleapocalypsekitten]

Ooh! A quick Google search and I found him! I found the illegal alien that Donald Trump and J.D. Vance are afraid of! Poor Gordon Shumway! His spaceship crashed! He is a refugee! He has no choice but to be in the United States illegally, living with a foster family! His only other option is to be vivisected by U.S. Government scientists! No one wants that! He eats cats. His species eats cats! He's constantly looking for ways to cook the family cat, Lucky! He is also more orange than Donald, so there might be a jealously problem there. He certainly has more hair.

[wellsbering]

ds9 but it's in the style of an 80s sitcom. o'brien has a stupid catchphrase that gets a pre-recorded laugh every time. the cardassians are completely non-threatening; the only sense of Ominousness about garak is that he keeps trying to eat a cat (there's a cat for some reason) via increasingly zany schemes and ppl just laugh it off like oh haha classic garak :) love ya Lizard Alf :). each episode results in jake Learning something from an emotional father-son talk. kira is played by bea arthur

[danepopfrippery]

Been thinking about Archer’s coma as one does. Its really odd Katya didnt even show up, let alone when he woke up and decided to propose to lana (spoilers ahead obvs). Cuz he clearly is in love w Pam.

In canon he likes fucking her but is too archer to commit further. Not that he treats the other women much better but its clearly based on who she is…which is wild cuz he also comes to love her for who she is (declaring shes his best friend during archer vice). (C1: s8 dreamland, c2: s9 paradise, c3: s10 space)

Mom: C1 shes not his mom but bosses him around and makes his life hell as she does. C2 shes his mom and same + trying to save him from his own dumbass. C3 same. So takeaway his mom is his smother boss who loves him but is overbearing

Lana: c1 shes around but of little note. Hes besotted w her and has bad sex w her (cuz he never sleeps) but other than mourning her accidental death they have very little going on. C2 shes a princess and they have even less going on. He thinks shes hot but they never fuck or kiss and her existence drives little of the story. C3 their divorced & spend the most coma time together, mostly him annoying her. They fuck after eating eggs that make u do things ur ashamed of and he gives her shit about the space cats. So basically hes besotted but has little interaction w her unless broken up, and then its just the usual annoying her for shits and giggles stuff

Cheryl Carol: c1: shes his screwball Carole Lombard menace. They actually fuck twice but still bad and mostly cuz she wanted to. They take drugs and get into trouble. C2: shes an heiress he sleeps w on her wedding night but after that they barely interact. C3: shes a tomboy butch girl and they barely interact beyond her ship/fight stuff. So takeaway Cheryl is batshit crazy and they get into trouble together but mostly dont do much

Pam: oh Pam. She is by far the person he interacts w the most through the coma. Right around a little more than Mallory. C1: shes nonbinary (a pronoun is never given), works for his enemy, but is his best bud and helps him save his own ass several times. Pam also has chinese sister wives who view her mostly as a man (and she pictures their futures together) but leave her by the end. C2: oh man this one. It came out after getting away from my asshole ex who fancied himself an archer and me ‘like pam’ but o archer would never fuck pam (and 3 eps later he was wrong af and i loved it. Pam fucks everyone in canon man).

Their best friends tho Pam is much larger than him in stature, shes accompanied him thru his life and helped him thru dumbass ideas (chinchelidas?) he decides that means Pam is at fault and makes her cry, forcing her to state the obvious: nope bud u made those choices. And she laments he cant even see her as a woman after mocking her girly day ideas. Stuck in quicksand, thinking their gonna die, he admits Pam is the only person in the world he doesnt hate and shes prbly hot with those titties. Pam agrees shes hot. Then he says he could see marrying her causing Pam to laugh hysterically cuz she didnt want that thanks. Later she gives him shit about it, he gets hard when the cannibals have them naked, and he actually dies in this version to save Pam who was trying to save him

Then fucking c3: Pam is a rock monster like a huge Alf. Mostly just being annoying (like alf) and of little note to the story. Archer wakes up, Pam is the only one who wants to hang out w him, so of course he goes and tries to propose to Lana (who is married). Pam’s right there picking up the pieces when he finds that out.

But if u take all those together u could say deep down he loves her, and he really likes being w her, but based on 1 and 3 he just cant see her as not only a human but a woman. So he talks himself out of it

[theguythatdraws]

Non-Canon Transformations

Some of you might recognize these aliens.

(These transformations are non-canon.)

Solar Flare

Species: Kryptonian

DNA Source: Kal El, AKA Clark Kent, AKA Superman

Powers: Living Solar Battery, Superhuman Strength, Invulnerability, Healing Factor, Flight, Superhuman Speed, X-Ray Vision, Heat Vision, Superhuman Breath, Freeze Breath, Superhuman Hearing, Superhuman Vision, Telescopic Vision, Microscopic Vision, Superhuman Olfaction, Eidetic Memory, Master Combatant

After scanning the DNA of the Last Son of Krypton, Lycidas gained his Kryptonian form. Solar Flare can fly, shoot lasers, lift things hundreds of times his weight, move incredibly fast and see through walls.

Thunderstorm

Species: Asgardian

DNA Source: Thor Odinson

Powers: Superhuman Strength, Speed, Durability and Longevity. Abilities via Mjolnir: Dimensional Transportation, Electric Manipulation, Flight, Weather Manipulation

After scanning the DNA of Thor Odinson, Lycidas now wields the powers (and good looks) of the Norse God of Thunder. And as an added bonus, the Omnitrix provides him with his own Mjolnir.

Lob-Star

Species: Decapodian

DNA Source: Dr. John A. Zoidberg

Powers: Super Hard Shell, Instant Molting, Ink Defense, Can breathe underwater, Survive in intense pressure, Stink Gland that makes a bad smell when he gets bored, Empathy Bladder, Throws up pearls, (Limited) Medical Expertise

After scanning the DNA of Dr. Zoidberg, Lycidas gained Lob-Star. In this form, he has sharp claws that can pierce through metal, an ink defense, and if he eats sand, he can throw up pearls to use as projectiles.

Jirk

Species: Irken

DNA Source: Invader Zim

Powers: Enhanced Intelligence, Technological Expertise, Sharp Head Antenna, PAK Assisted Combat

After scanning the DNA of Invader Zim, Lycidas gained the Irken form. With vast intelligence and PAK assisted combat, Jirk also has a large superiority complex, even referring to his friends as, "Filthy Earth Creatures." Unfortunately, meat and water physically hurt him.

Fix-It

Species: Lombax

DNA Source: Ratchet

Powers: Technological Expertise, Machinery Manipulation, Weapons Proficiency, Agility, Speed, Hand-To-Hand Combat

After scanning the DNA of Ratchet, Lycidas gained the Lombax Form. With technological know-how and combat skills, Fix-It can craft makeshift weapons on the fly.

Furball

Species: Melmacian

DNA Source: Gordon Shumway, AKA, ALF

Powers: Durability, (Limited) Technical Expertise, Longevity, Weapon Proficiency

After scanning the DNA of Gordon Shumway, Lycidas gained the Melmacian form, which he dubbed Furball. In this form, he has incredible durability and technical expertise, so he can craft weapons. However, he also gains a strong urge to eat cats, and a habit of telling bad jokes.

Groot

Species: Flora Colossus

DNA Source: Groot

Powers: Regeneration, Chlorokinesis, Chlorokinetic-Enhanced Combat, Durability, Strength, Elasticity, Bioluminescence, Body Transformation, Wood Absorption, Flammable, Pyrokinetic-Enhanced Combat, High Resistance, Dendrokinesis, Adorability

After scanning the DNA of Groot, Lycidas gained the Flora Colossus form. With the ability to control plants and wood, as well as regenerate even from a splinter, Groot's a plant powerhouse. However, he does have some communication problems, as he can only say "I am Groot."

[floofiestboy]

Haruhara Question Corners #31-40

Translations of past question corners:

- Question Corners #1-10

- Question Corners #11-20

- Question Corners #21-30

Haruhara used to answer questions on his channel - these are translations of the questions and answers.

Question Corner #31

Q. From Good-For-Nothing-kun-san:

Where is Ros’ scarf right now?

A.

After Alba reunited with Ros, he stopped wearing it. He leaves it at home. 

He’s probably too embarrassed to wear Ros’ scarf right in front of him.

Question Corner #32

Q. From Bean-san:

Crea and Sion’s journey randomly ends somewhere in the middle of Season 3, but have they discussed reuniting or anything like that?

A.

After they meet Cecily, Ros begins living with her, so they don’t journey.

But now that it’s been a little while since Ros began staying with Cecily, they occasionally go out on short trips.

Question Corner #33

Q. From Bean-san:

Are the symbols inscribed on Foyfoy’s clothes and weapons in Season 1 symbols of his motherland or something?

A.

They’re just cool symbols. Foyfoy did his best to think them up.

Question Corner #34

Q. From Tatami-san:

What are Elf and Alf’s parents doing right now?

A.

They’re living normally.

They don’t have any particular knowledge of magic. They’re your average middle-class households.

Question Corner #35

Q. From Pocket-san:

If a certain cat-shaped robot could give you any of his items, what would you want most?

[T/N: They’re talking about Doraemon.]

A.

The magazine-making machine.

No… even the thoughtography paper would be good…!

Question Corner #36

Q. From Yorumura-san:

How does Boss recruit members? Are there entrance requirements?

A.

He scouted them at first, but nowadays he has enough members so instead of scouting, he lets people like Teiba sniff out rumours and come to him themselves.

Question Corner #37

Q. From Kabiteru-san:

Does Boss from Senyuu+ have Kumacchi?

A.

No.

And besides, only SQ Alba has it anyways.

[T/N: What do you mean canon Alba doesn’t have Kumacchi?!]

Question Corner #38

Q. From Mt. Hakkai-san:

Please tell me Asagiri Yukari-chan’s three sizes!!!

A.

It’s great that you’re so lively! But I’m not too familiar with women’s three sizes so I do not know.

Now that I think about it, she didn’t have much of a chest in my storyboards, but after Saitou-san’s character designs were put in, she had more of a chest.

She’s grown up!

Question Corner #39

Q. From Foreman-san:

Do Nisepanda have food they dislike?

A.

Nisepanda is the name of the species, so they each have their own likes and dislikes.

But they all generally eat like a second year university student living alone.

Question Corner #40

Q. From Mukago-san:

Since Foyfoy’s little sister Marl-chan has swapped bodies with Avril, her body is that of a demon, correct? Does that mean she has the lifespan of a demon as well??

A.

Since she can’t use magic, she’ll die normally! Please rest assured!

But since the body still remembers, I think she’ll still live a little longer than normal (relative to your average human.)

If she learned even a little bit of mana control, she’ll live to be super old.

[charredasperity]

Since Alf's race eats cats, Alf could be considered the first tv character to canonically eat p