#ALF canonically eats cats!

[littleapocalypsekitten]

Ooh! A quick Google search and I found him! I found the illegal alien that Donald Trump and J.D. Vance are afraid of! Poor Gordon Shumway! His spaceship crashed! He is a refugee! He has no choice but to be in the United States illegally, living with a foster family! His only other option is to be vivisected by U.S. Government scientists! No one wants that! He eats cats. His species eats cats! He's constantly looking for ways to cook the family cat, Lucky! He is also more orange than Donald, so there might be a jealously problem there. He certainly has more hair.

[wellsbering]

ds9 but it's in the style of an 80s sitcom. o'brien has a stupid catchphrase that gets a pre-recorded laugh every time. the cardassians are completely non-threatening; the only sense of Ominousness about garak is that he keeps trying to eat a cat (there's a cat for some reason) via increasingly zany schemes and ppl just laugh it off like oh haha classic garak :) love ya Lizard Alf :). each episode results in jake Learning something from an emotional father-son talk. kira is played by bea arthur

[theguythatdraws]

Non-Canon Transformations

Some of you might recognize these aliens.

(These transformations are non-canon.)

Solar Flare

Species: Kryptonian

DNA Source: Kal El, AKA Clark Kent, AKA Superman

Powers: Living Solar Battery, Superhuman Strength, Invulnerability, Healing Factor, Flight, Superhuman Speed, X-Ray Vision, Heat Vision, Superhuman Breath, Freeze Breath, Superhuman Hearing, Superhuman Vision, Telescopic Vision, Microscopic Vision, Superhuman Olfaction, Eidetic Memory, Master Combatant

After scanning the DNA of the Last Son of Krypton, Lycidas gained his Kryptonian form. Solar Flare can fly, shoot lasers, lift things hundreds of times his weight, move incredibly fast and see through walls.

Thunderstorm

Species: Asgardian

DNA Source: Thor Odinson

Powers: Superhuman Strength, Speed, Durability and Longevity. Abilities via Mjolnir: Dimensional Transportation, Electric Manipulation, Flight, Weather Manipulation

After scanning the DNA of Thor Odinson, Lycidas now wields the powers (and good looks) of the Norse God of Thunder. And as an added bonus, the Omnitrix provides him with his own Mjolnir.

Lob-Star

Species: Decapodian

DNA Source: Dr. John A. Zoidberg

Powers: Super Hard Shell, Instant Molting, Ink Defense, Can breathe underwater, Survive in intense pressure, Stink Gland that makes a bad smell when he gets bored, Empathy Bladder, Throws up pearls, (Limited) Medical Expertise

After scanning the DNA of Dr. Zoidberg, Lycidas gained Lob-Star. In this form, he has sharp claws that can pierce through metal, an ink defense, and if he eats sand, he can throw up pearls to use as projectiles.

Jirk

Species: Irken

DNA Source: Invader Zim

Powers: Enhanced Intelligence, Technological Expertise, Sharp Head Antenna, PAK Assisted Combat

After scanning the DNA of Invader Zim, Lycidas gained the Irken form. With vast intelligence and PAK assisted combat, Jirk also has a large superiority complex, even referring to his friends as, "Filthy Earth Creatures." Unfortunately, meat and water physically hurt him.

Fix-It

Species: Lombax

DNA Source: Ratchet

Powers: Technological Expertise, Machinery Manipulation, Weapons Proficiency, Agility, Speed, Hand-To-Hand Combat

After scanning the DNA of Ratchet, Lycidas gained the Lombax Form. With technological know-how and combat skills, Fix-It can craft makeshift weapons on the fly.

Furball

Species: Melmacian

DNA Source: Gordon Shumway, AKA, ALF

Powers: Durability, (Limited) Technical Expertise, Longevity, Weapon Proficiency

After scanning the DNA of Gordon Shumway, Lycidas gained the Melmacian form, which he dubbed Furball. In this form, he has incredible durability and technical expertise, so he can craft weapons. However, he also gains a strong urge to eat cats, and a habit of telling bad jokes.

Groot

Species: Flora Colossus

DNA Source: Groot

Powers: Regeneration, Chlorokinesis, Chlorokinetic-Enhanced Combat, Durability, Strength, Elasticity, Bioluminescence, Body Transformation, Wood Absorption, Flammable, Pyrokinetic-Enhanced Combat, High Resistance, Dendrokinesis, Adorability

After scanning the DNA of Groot, Lycidas gained the Flora Colossus form. With the ability to control plants and wood, as well as regenerate even from a splinter, Groot's a plant powerhouse. However, he does have some communication problems, as he can only say "I am Groot."

[charredasperity]

Since Alf's race eats cats, Alf could be considered the first tv character to canonically eat p

[theythemsam]

spn 3x10, liveblog, collected posts (all 11 of them) or as i like to call it: Bela Is My Wife And I Love Her, the fourth. Also I Guess Dean has a good scene in this one

 bobby’s in a coma

#also i love the motel room the roompaper is nice#also bobby is smart hiding his research a bit#so it doesnt look serial killer style

 listen, i love sam, but the ugly stripped shirts with the brown jacket is one of the uglies things he’s every worn and it’s a tough competition

#cause he also has another ugly colored stripped shirt#and a bunch of ugly brown jackets#also that white shirt with the crosses (?!?!? it looks western-y) is really bad#i am a dyke i have no fashion sense but boy oh boy will i judge when i dont like the way something looks#like i have a hard time gifing my boy bc im constantly like: honey what are you wearing?!?!

 “Crap. Bela!”

“Bela? Crap!”

Best piece of dialogue!

#also my wife is back in town yeah

 The fact that Sam is wearing those ugly stripped shirts even in his wet dreams…

#please go to queer eye sam I am begging you#also... sam looooves eating cats he's a real alf

 the way that dean just adds “brad pitt” after asking sam if he dreamed about “angelina jolie”

Sam Is Bi And Dean Knows It

#generally... bibros..... are best... but only if it means bi(sexual) bro(ther)s#also the: No! it doesn't matter! asdfghj thats not a no you're wrong or an ew why?

 “Feel anything?”

“No, you feel anything?”

“No… hey when did it start raining?”

#whentheedibleshit

 Finding out more about Bobby’s background story is great

 This episode is the episode of weird af wallpapers

#like the forest hallway#the weird trippy birds of paradise one#the red flower one in bobby's dream place#i love it

 this episode just feeding me that sweet, sweet messiah!sam feels

#i mean... not to catholic on side but he's literally tied up with big nails#(thankfully not actually drilled through his hands but Oh So Very Close)#in a t position and if that aint that sweet cruxification imagery that i love

 on the one hand: love that dean gets to call out john for the way he raised him cause it was shitty af

but “your own father didn’t care whether you lived or died”…

I mean… no? that’s the whole point?

#like... he sold his soul for dean#so that makes no sense!!!

 “I didn’t deserve what he put on me. And I don’t deserve to go to hell” hell yeah, you’re right!!!

#both are true points#i mean.. no he didnt let mary die... he didnt even know about the supernatural back then#and he didnt want his kids to die!! thats canon babey!!!#but the rest? he wasn't there for sammy i always was? TEA BITCH#my relationship with john winchester is complicated but i will sip that sweet sweet canon juice every day