#AH... they're moving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🥺

[harunayuuka2060]

Azul: MC...

Azul: My "poor" friend...

Azul: How are you? 🥺

Chubby MC: Mf I see what you did there.

Azul: I know you are having a difficult time right now, so I am trying to cheer you up.

Chubby MC: Don't try when you're not good at it.

Azul: 🙄

Azul: Anyway, where are you? I texted Jade and he said you went out for a walk.

Chubby MC: Yeah. And looking for a job too.

Azul: You still didn't get a job?

Chubby MC: I got one, but I'm looking for a second.

Azul: Why???

Chubby MC: My house has been invaded and I want to move out.

Azul: ...

Azul: Is the situation really that bad?

Chubby MC: I don't like seeing couples in my own house.

Azul: Fair enough.

Azul: Hey, why don't we talk on the phone?

Chubby MC: So you can use your hands to sign contracts?

Azul: Yes. Texting is decreasing my productivity.

Chubby MC: Yeah, sure.

Jade: *is stalking MC*

Vivienne: It appears they are not aware of their surroundings.

Jade: ...

Jade: Why have you come here? Didn't I explicitly instruct you not to leave the house?

Vivienne: I'm worried about you. *nonchalant expression*

Jade: My, that's a waste of emotion.

Vivienne: It's not if it's you, Jade Leech.

Jade: *not amused*

Chubby MC: Damn, I'm standing in front of the supermarket now.

Azul: How long have you been walking?

Chubby MC: Am I supposed to measure that?

Azul: Hmph.

Chubby MC: Should I go inside or not?

Azul: You should. I'll send you money.

Chubby MC: No need. I have money here.

Azul: Huh? You haven't started working in your new job yet.

Chubby MC: Yeah.

Azul: Then who did you get your money from?

Chubby MC: Vivienne.

Azul: ...

Azul: Why?

Chubby MC: I don't know. Maybe payment for staying in my house?

Azul: So you're accepting rent now?

Chubby MC: Can't I?

Azul: Well...

Chubby MC: Ah, I'm buying seafood. Oh, the octopus is on sale.

Azul: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?

Chubby MC: It's begging for its life.

Azul: I hate you!

Chubby MC: *didn't buy anything and went straight home after teasing Azul*

Chubby MC: I'm going to bed early.

Jade and Vivienne: *waiting for them at the entrance*

Chubby MC: ...

Jade: *smiles warmly* Welcome home.

Vivienne: Hm. You didn't buy anything.

Chubby MC: Yeah, because it's not my money. *returns it to her*

Chubby MC: If you'll excuse me, I want to go to bed now.

Jade: How about dinner?

Chubby MC: Go serve your wife. *then walks inside*

Jade: ...

Vivienne: ...

Floyd: Beluga-chan?

Floyd: Beluga-chan~? Are you sleeping???

Chubby MC: *was messaging Floyd, but fell asleep immediately*

Floyd: Hehehehe~ Good night, Beluga-chan~.

Vivienne: *holding their phone* They're close to Floyd Leech too.

Jade: *snatches the phone from her* That is an invasion of privacy.

Vivienne: ...

Vivienne: Aren't we both invading their privacy?

Jade and Vivienne: *individually decided to enter MC's room*

Jade: Oh, but I have their consent.

Vivienne: Huh. How convenient.

[mistriavalley]

Could I humbly request Wedding night smut with Alex from Stardew valley? She/Her pronouns please 🥺 My boi Alex doesn't get enough love and attention.

Wedding night (Alex x fem!reader)

Note: I AM SO SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG AH BUT THERE IS SM GOING ON IN MY LIFE RN

TW: 18+ MDNI, smut, reader has a vagina, light dirty talk, reader receiving oral, fingering, unprotected sex, creampie

Masterlist

Whenever you guys have sex he makes sure that you're on cloud 9 the entire time and that doesn't change for your wedding night. It actually makes him want to please and spoil you even more. When Alex is truly in love, he becomes a very giving lover and he will give his wife his all tonight

The moment he saw you walking towards him in that white dress, he knew that he'd be kissing the ground you walk on even more than before. Throughout the entire day his hands never leave your body. They're either on your waist, your arm or somewhere else. At some point the sweet words he whispers into your ear turn into something dirter and more lustful. "I can't wait to rip that dress off you and have sex with my wife."

By the time the wedding is over and everyone is gone, Alex is practically sprinting towards the farm with you in his arms. Your giggling and panting fills the cool night air as you struggle to find the key to your front door while Alex covers your cheeks and neck with kisses. His big hands roam over your figure and cling to your white dress

Once your back hits the bed, he buries his head unter the dress between your legs. His nose is pressed against the fabric of your panties and he takes in your sweet scent. The amount of ungodly positions he has imagined you in all day got him all hot and bothered and now he'll take his time with you

Alex hums in approval when he pushes the fabric of your panties aside and starts licking your wet cunt. It's a magnificent sight, the way it clenches around nothing. It makes him want to pound into you more than anything else, but he has to hold himself back. For now it's enough that he gets to flick his tongue against your clit while his two fingers explore the inside of your pussy

Your moans are like music to his ears and he gets a love drunk grin on his face when your legs start pushing against the sides of his head and your hips buck against his mouth. He feels how close you are to your orgasm and he groans at the tight sensation in his pants

Alex makes you cum a couple more times while taking off your dress, stopping every now and then to eat you out, or rubbing your clit until it's all swollen. His pre-cum leaves a dark stain on his pants and the sight alone makes your eyes roll back into your head

Once you're both undressed, he pushes your legs up and enters your tight cunt in one swift motion. You're so wet and hot down there that he's basically melting into you. "Fuck, Babe. You're taking me in so nicely."

Everything in this man screams at him to fuck you like a piston, but he's composing himself. If he moves too fast now, he might just cum on the spot. Can you blame him though? Your beautiful pussy is squeezing him so good that it makes his mouth water. So instead of ramming into you like he wants to he pulls out his dick almost completely before pushing it in again, earning a shuddering moan from you. "You like that, baby?"

As I have mentioned it before, Alex is loud. This man is shamelessly moaning, grunting and whimpering in your ears the entire time while his aching cock caresses your inner walls. I mean, he has always been very eager during sex, but the thought that he's making love to his wife right now does something to him man

It doesn't take long until he loses himself in you and throws his goal to fuck you slowly straight out of the window. His hands are gripping your hips like you're the only thing keeping him alive and his teeth are buried into your shoulder. His thrusts turn more sloppy and when he feels close he's so ready pull out, but then you wrap your legs around him to keep him in place

That move is all he needs to get him over the edge and he cums right then and there, filling you up to the brim. His hand finds yours and you intertwine your fingers together as his cock twitches violently inside you. Alex doesn't remember the last time he had an orgasm so intense that he quite literally saw stars

Now get ready for some top tier after care. That man is cleaning you up, cleaning the bed up and is getting some snacks and drinks from the kitchen. You two are just cuddling, talking and giggling for the rest of the night while he tells you how you're the best thing that has ever happened to him

[crusty-chronicles]

hi!! i hope you're doing well!! i was hoping if you could write an (platonic) airhead headcanon for gon from hxh?? you dont have to if youre not comfortable w writing it!

i really enjoy reading your works and i hope you have a lovely day!!!

Ah yes, another chaotic crack fic coming up.

BONUS AIRHEADED S/O HEADCANNONS: Gon (HxH)

For starters, there is not a single thought to be had between the two of you

Heads empty with static

You tripped and fell?

He's stumbling on your body and toppling over.

Gon got stung by a bee?

You're fighting the entire hive, only to end up having the worst allergic reaction of your life.

You wanna play in the rain without a jacket?

The both of you end up with colds the next day.

Gon can't do math and you can't read or write, so it balances out.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Poor Killua is the one who has to put up with both of you

"No Y/n. Eating a glow stick will not make you radioactive and shiny." "No Gon. You can't bake a cookie in one minute just because you set the oven to 1500 degrees."

His two best friends are complete idiots and he can't do anything about it.

But on the bright side, you and Gon are endless entertainment.

You most likely met during the Hunter's Exam.

He and Killua were surprised to see another kid taking the exam, especially one that was keeping up just as well

Leading Gon to ask his famous icebreaker question.

"Why do you wanna become a hunter?"

And immediately your face scrunched up in confusion.

"A what? I thought we were all playing a game."

"But you had to fill out an application." Killua pointed out, very suspicious of your answer.

"Really? Cuz I just snuck in."

Both boys leave it at that because #1, a new friend. And #2 you've got to be really skilled to make it this far.

Also keeps you far away from Hisoka

Like he legit fears for your life and will not let you fight him.

He's seen that clown up close and personal and doesn't want you to get hurt or, knowing hisoka, worse.

"Hisoka gave me a lollipop and told me to meet him outside."

"SPIT THAT OUT RIGHT NOW!"

Now while Gon's ditzy, he's nowhere near as clueless as you.

You're lactose intolerant?

Then why are you downing cheese sticks like you're never gonna eat again?

I'm sorry? You're allergic to shellfish?????

WHY ARE STILL EATING GNAWING ON A CRAB LEG!?!? STOP YOUR FACE IS TURNING RED!!!!

Please stop jumping into lakes to catch fish. 🥺 

You're gonna get sick and Gon wants to show you how to fish 

There is no babying

You ARE the babies.

Buuuut, Gon will mother hen you after every fight because you're ten times as reckless as him.

You got stabbed once during a fight, and instead of moving back, you pushed yourself further into the blade just to punch your attacker.

Which resulted in a huge lecture from Killua while Gon tried to stop the bleeding.

"If I see a light, should I go towards it?"

"NO!"

Tbh Gon really doesn't have any nicknames for his friends. At most he'll just introduce you as one of his best friends.

He doesn't have it in him to be mean spirited towards you like a certain assassin. 

Has a habit of encouraging your bad ideas instead of shutting them down.

Make no mistake, he knows they're awful ideas, but you're trying.

And Aunt Mito says it's the effort that counts.

Speaking of Mito 👀👀👀

She adores you

Surprisingly, you're very helpful in the kitchen.

Just not around knives, which she realized after you sliced through the cutting board.

She also likes how responsible you make Gon.

He's more observant and careful when you're around.

To put it simply, he loves you and Killua with his whole heart.

Two of the most important people he'd do just about anything for.

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[mammalsofaction]

Missing You

Rating: T

Relationships: Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Perry the Platypus, Balthazar Cavendish/Vinnie Dakota

Add tags: Takes place between Escape and Milo in Space, Perryshmirtz centric, human Perry the Platypus, post break up arc, post confessional and apology, making up and making out in an open plan room with pre teens in them, everything is good and going right and will go absolutely horrendously wrong in a couple of moments, if you ignore the fact that they're all looking for a pre-teen abducted by aliens you can pretend this is fluff, OLD MAN YAOI!!!!!!!!!!, simp Perry, I was only meant to hurt you in the right way 🥺

"How did you know we were here, anyway?"

Perry had not exactly been hiding, but he feels found anyway, his smile involuntary as a kid who finds himself caught in game of tag in a school playground. Heinz approaches him carefully, arms tucked behind his back like he's keeping himself in check, so Perry stills himself, remembering that it isn't quite his place to reach out now, not anymore.

Carl, he signs--the C sign blending into the leader sign, pinching the tips of his left hand with the curl of his right. Heinz let out a little Ah, noise, and his eyes downcast. Like he's disappointed.

There is silence between them, as it rarely ever is, and rarer still the awkwardness in the air as they think of all the words they should be saying, that should be said, and how to say them. Perry consoles himself with the fact that Heinz had at least yet to leave, but he leaves a gap between them like a gulf Perry isn't sure how to bridge.

It isn't often that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is ever lost for words, so Perry--as he always does--meets him in the middle.

Did you get my card? He asked, because he needed to know. Because he'd worried about it endlessly since he'd sent it, because it had kept him awake at night, thinking if it was too much, or too little.

But Heinz smiles by the mention of it, baby blue eyes sparkling under the alien fluroscence, and all at once it was worth it.

"That you sent through Vanessa?" Heinz chuckles, confirming. "Foul of you, Perry the Platypus, using my daughter to send our messages back and forth like some sort of owl postman. She's got better things to do with her time, you know."

He did know. Vanessa had consented anyway, had in fact been loudly enthusiastic with the idea once she found out about their current disagreement, and had loudly scolded Perry for being a 'Dumbass idiot who shouldn't be keeping things to himself when they've all established the fact that communication was what kept this relationship from falling apart despite literally both of your entire careers.'

Having only sent the one card had been an act of restraint. On his worst nights, Perry had imagined breaking into the Murphy residence on the other side of town and crawling on his knees for forgiveness, but even after all this time, he was still too afraid of showing his belly even to the people he loved.

I did, you know, he tells him, because he couldn't let himself be vulnerable then, and the next best time was now. Miss you.

"Yeah," Heinz said. "I-uh. I missed you too. Probably Vinnie could tell. The kids, too."

Vinnie, huh? Perry teased, to hide the sudden heartache, and that all too familiar snarl of jealousy. Didn't realize you guys were on a first name basis.

Heinz gives him a look like he could tell, anyway. Perry pulls at his collar, blushing.

Sorry, he signs.

Heinz sighs. "It's whatever. We were just two lonely guys looking to distract ourselves from our missing other halves, I suppose."

Perry chooses to latch on to the latter half of that sentence. I'm your other half?

Heinz stares at him, his hands, then back into his eyes. "You're kidding, right?"

I didn't think, Perry's hands flutter, and fails him. I thought you'd, I thought I'd really,

But then it didn't matter what he couldn't say, because Heinz bridges the gulf himself, and Perry feels the kiss, before he'd even caught his move, and even after all this time their lips fit together like puzzle pieces, and Perry falls forward like a broken stone wall.

Missing you, he had written on the card, because it had been the most accurate plead he could think of. You were missing from me.

It's deep, but brief, on account of being met with a chorus of loud protests and jeers from their unwilling audience, and Zack Underwood yelling loudly, and pointedly, that this spaceship was open plan, people, come on. Perry pulls away first, chuckling and feeling lighter than he has for months, while Heinz rolled his eyes. He does not, at least, take his hand away now that it has settled into Perry's hip, and he feels so happy he could die. He buries his face into Heinz's shoulder as he scolds the children for interrupting an adult conversation, while Melissa Chase comments lightly that, technically, the bathroom was closed off.

"Bathroom for adult conversations, got it." Dakota quips, and Cavendish hits him over the head without even looking up from where he's handling the ship's hull control.

"I'm 14!" Underwood shrieks in an impressive high tone as Perry begins to laugh. Poor stranded boy in space aside, he thinks things are really starting to look up.

[scenezfreak]

Hi sweet🥺

I flipping love your creepy pasta fics, they're awesome!🥰

could you possibly write Slenderman x female reader, where he finds her lost in a woods and something smutty happens!

have a good day <3

*passes away* THANK YOUUU 🫶🏻

Lost and Found

Slenderman x reader

Warnings: degrading??? Pretty vanilla, him eating you out!

This is so poorly written LMFAOO

NOT PROOF READ, MINORS DNI

‘Some fucking friends they are.’ You thought to yourself. You had went camping with your friends and they ended up ditching you all because of something they saw. The only source of light you had was the moon. You sigh, continuing to walk in a random direction. You saw something from the corner of your eye and turned to walk that way. It was a…drawing? On a tree. ‘…the hell?’ You thought, what psychopath would draw something so creepy and put it on a tree.

Walking through the forest you found more, deciding to pick them up. You walked towards the 5th one but stopped. Your head started hurting suddenly, only hearing static. Your vision blurred and came back. You were up in the air, a long black tendril was wrapped around you. You gasped and thrashed around, trying to get out of its grip. It was no use, you finally focused on the creature. It’s face was blank, just white….he wore a black suit too. “Are you not going to scream?” You heard a low voice from the creature.

Being honest you were too scared to even move. The creature was confused. You calmed down from the initial shock and looked around, was he not going to hurt you? You tried to wriggle from him again, this time you accidentally grind against one of the tendrils, your clothed pussy clenched around nothing as you let out a weak whimper. The creature just stared at you even though he was eyeless.

He pulled you closer to examine you, “Your heartbeat seems to have increased, but you are not scared?” You asked, confused. You laughed nervously, “I just- uhm” you couldn’t even say it. “Your heartbeat got faster whenever you did this.” He used one of his tendrils to rub against your clothes pussy. You let out a weak moan, “f-fuck…more please”…we’re you insane?!?!? What were you thinking, asking your potential murder for more??? The faceless creature tilted his head and repeated the action. He seemed to be getting it now, he’s seen humans do this when they camped in his forest.

His tendril quickly ripped off your underwear, leaving your skirt on. You gasped at his sudden action and your face flushed. He brought your hips closer to his face, his face ripped open into a jagged mouth where it was supposed to be and a long tongue came out to lick at your cunt. You let out a surprised moan and threw your head back. “Do al mortals taste this good?” He asked not giving you a chance to answer before he shoved his tongue inside of you. “AH- Oh fuck-“ you hissed out, his tongue was thick and hit the right spot inside of you, you moved your hips a bit to get his tongue deeper inside.

“Dumb whore” he said, you felt embarrassment, where did this creature even learn to say that? Your thought process was cut off when he started to thrust his tongue in and out. You whimpered as your hole clenched around his tongue. “I’m g-gonna…oh my god” you say as you get closer. You couldn’t take it anymore, the feeling of his tendrils around you, his long tongue moving inside of you, his quiet grunts. You came undone on his tongue and he happily drank you up. He retracted his tongue and licked his non-existent lips and the mouth closed and returned to his normal blank face. You were out of breath. What just happened…

He set you down, you got a chance to look at him in full view, he was so tall and lanky. Your head filled with static and your vision blurred then it went away. The creature was nowhere in sight but you were back at the campsite. You decided to pack your things and head home.

[lunarw0rks]

cod dudes with a nurse y/n but make it lowkey realistic: bc lets be real, after a 12 hr shift you do NOT want to hang out with friends, party, or socialize. ur feet hurt from walking and standing all day, your ears are tired from hearing the IV pumps beep all day, and the smell of C.diff makes u want to vomit. nurse y/n just wants to sit down or lay on the couch and be non-verbal... Gaz, price, and rudy are the sweetest. they pick that up real quick after mistakenly asking "hows ur shift" and y/n trauma dumped them for 5 hrs straight. they don't immediately ask for hugs and kisses bc they know u overwhelmed. they just pour u a cup of wine and sit next to you until YOU talk to them first. you lowkey gossip with them on ur day off or randomly be like "omg look at that dude over there next to the parking spot its giving edema". and then theres soap and ghost. Soap is clingy, yall really think hes gonna survive 12hrs of not seeing you? this man was waiting by the door at 7:15 pm. on the dot. wants to hug and kiss you and tell you about his day. but ur just so. fucking. tired. you tried to be as responsive but it always ended up with a tired "mhm". He legit got upset a few times but he'd be a good sport about it tho. eventually he caught on a couple of weeks in and now he just comes and hugs you from behind, kisses ur face, and cuddles you silently (AFTER you throw away ur dirty scrubs and shower. that C.diff smell is yucky yucky). Tells you he appreciates your care and effort for the patients every day :). Ghost.... omgg he said something lowkey offensive to you right after u got home from the worst shift of ur week. and he didnt even know WHAT he said/did, hes kinda bad a picking up ur cues. nurse y/n just turned around slowly, gave him the NASTIEST side eye, and stared at him for a good 2.5 min. This man immediately retreated from ur couch to wherever he was b4 like a hermit going back to its shell lmao. 2 hrs later you find a small written note and ur fave gurl dinner on the dining table.

Alejandro..... this man is SO PROUD of his s/o being a nurse. hes showing you off every chance he gets!!! He takes Nursing week SERIOUSLY. give you massages, spas, gifts, ect. but he doesnt get how tired and overwhelmed you are. you have to physically tell him to stop asking or letting his family asking medical question. "No ale. I will NOT look at auntie's mole on her stomach. when im off the clock im OFF THE CLOCK :("

Valeria threatens to beat up the management for you lol. she hates how you get treated by them sometimes. you didnt get the recognition you deserve. Def bosses her cartel men around to buy you gifts and such. one time she organized a whole day to spoil and pamper you. she gave you her own version of Daisy Award 🥺💞 Konig observes and internally analyzes ur every move. he panics tho. like "OMG she home but she already has a bottle of wine its different from the one she had yesterday.. omg omg she didnt even say hello that means her shifts was extra shitty today.... why is she sipping on the wine for so long and the last sip is longer than all previous sips........" He eventually learned you just need silent company. you were laying on the bed feeling burned out when he came over with some soup, kissed ur hand, and wrapped you in a blanket burrito :).

ah, realistic nurse!y/n. this is a breath of fresh air for me.

they're all trying their best. and honestly, what better pair? they also have an overstimulating, kinda gross (blood and bodily fluids), exhausting career !!

it's a match made in heaven !! (aside from the whole... miscommunication and barely seeing each other thing. but what's a good ship without some gut-wrenching angst?)

[reineyday]

Ten people I'd like to know better!

tagged by: @robinticism which, hello!! i love ur fanfiction sm and i hope u know this 😭🙏💖

last song: i am currently listening to patd's cover of the greatest show haha my playlist is on shuffle. when i hit post on this, the song playing is america's suitehearts by fall out boy. everyone please check out manofbeskar's mishanks band au fic, bc it got me listening to fob's folie à deux album for literally three months straight. tho i've loved america's suitehearts since it came out in 2009ish, i've only come to appreciate the rest of the album this year 'cuz of manofbeskar so thank you. 🙏

(i lied, i typed that but then spent so long triple-checking my answers the playlist's moved onto asymptotic by louie zong. what's this, rei? u have a fic rec for this song too? here's a haikyuu!! matsuhana math team au i love dearly. the fic reminds me of the song, except ofc it's a happy ending, unlike in the song aha.)

favorite color: red & golden yellow :) i'm a warm colour palette typea gal. i even prefer my cool colours warm-toned lol. they feel richer to me when they're warmer.

last book: i'm somewhat ashamed to say it's been a VERY long time since i read a real book. i tackled a short french YA one like, last year? 'cuz i borrowed it from my friend and i'd wanted to to return it. i can rec u an ongoing 300+k bloodweave fic i just finished that i can't stop thinkin' about tho.

last movie: i watched the wild robot w my dad recently. super cute! another movie in the list of movies that tell me to my face that i will always fall in love with sly and charming rogue types that deep down only want to be loved. 🥺💕

last tv show: been watching the ravening war dimension 20 dnd campaign! if that doesn't count, i've also been watching dandadan every week (last week's episode tho!!! SO good omg).

sweet/spicy/savory: savoury most of the time, but also sometimes sweet. very rarely spicy, but not unheard of.

relationship status: single ✌️ i'm a mess and probably demi lmao.

last thing I googled: SPOILERS FOR NYT CONNECTIONS but i was googling crab types. comb crab? not a thing. ❌️ fiddler crabs, however! ✅️

current obsession: oh god, uh. astarion. it's astarion ancunín from bg3. my camera roll is filling up and it used to be so i could draw mihawk in his outfits but now it's just 'cuz astarion's hair is stupid pretty. please see also: my previous answer about rogue types who only want to be loved.

ah, also been getting more into dnd in general--(re)started bc of watching neil newbon (astarion's voice actor; i know, i know, but HE'S SO GOOD AT HIS JOB) doing an actual play one shot as astarion with sam béart who voices karlach (yes, okay, i am like every other bisexual and fell for the pretty rogue vampire and the big red barbarian with biceps for days okay), but also brennan lee mulligan and aabria iyengar, both of whom i love. and then i graduated to watching the bg3 cast's other APs and also mismag s2 and now the ravening war. it's a slippery slope. and my cousin wants to run a one-shot campaign so now i've got a guy too! his name is lysander and he's a dragonborn fighter. 🐲⚔️🔥

(here's the one-shot i'm talking about btw! aabria is the gm, and the table is neil and sam playing astarion and karlach, and then brennan lee mulligan and anjali bhimani who play some really great pc's! neil & sam refer to the story in the halloween one-shot they do with the va's of wyll and lae'zel later on, too. it's cute!)

looking forward to: mmh the aforementioned campaign, i suppose. here's hoping lysander makes some friends!

no pressure ofc but tagging @ofkingsandlionhearts @16th-of-a-twigg @andaniellight @albifrons @eyesonstars-feetonground @giurochedadomani @starlightbelle @incalamity @conartisthaiji @spikyiwaizumi

[stopmyhearts]

so for anyone who wants to read it: my liveblog/live notes from gallifrey: imperiatrix

it was amazing and also fucking heartbreaking

girl has really gone full dictator

no nuance about it

pity?! I dont think so how she says that<3

oh is that just dreaming

sad I like Romana being evil

still messed up though

those Time Lords really do be xenophobic

good on that student for defending themself

I like seeing other peoples' perspectives

shit

fuck

that's really bad

that is going to be so bad for the political situation

why do people always call Leela these weird titles

like they always want to call her savage and can only just avoid it

Romana sounds so out of breath

I love their conversations

god Leela/Andred is really something else

the love and heartbreak even now

I am a warrior of the sevateem yesss

god Romana really wants to protect Leela but can't listen to her

and Romana needs her

but she's mainly using Leela

her only friend 🥺

now there is the point of Romana possibly killing Andred

that makes this very interesting

i will stay with you, my friend* 🥹

Leela is so unbelievably loyal to Romana

that is what you are for love Romana ordering people around

what is K9 doing

Romana is really hanging on by a thread

fuck Darkel

lying snake

I love Leela always jumping to Romana's protection

never trust the CIA 😂

Romana and Leela are the only ones with decency here

oh I love that comparison

with the Time Lords evading death

Romana takes every single death as her personal responsibility and that is what makes her a decent politician but also presents the danger

Leela is so sweet

this is so sad

oh Romana 🥹

oh Leela

can I help 🥺

they feel super tragic rn

oh fuck they are evil

Narvin you terrible little guy

Narvin has always had a political position

it's just uncommon because everyone else is so selfish so they assume he is too *and I think he forgets other people dont want to protect Gallifrey above all too though

oh fuck yes go against her

he's discovered his backbone !!

Leela is so good at this

no K9 you have not the way of a warrior :laughing

Romana is actually a really good diplomat

but being president is so bad for her<3

I love K9

oh stay away from Pandora

love Leela's banter with K9

Narvin learn some fucking respect

the way he talks to K9 instead of Leela is really mean

oh yay Leela!!

stand up for yourself!

I love when Romana is cruel

oh shit Pandora taunting her is this because of Andred

oh she really has a problem with control

don't do it Romana

I love her though<3 she is so flawed

Leela is really very good at investigation because she doesn't have all these ingrained assumptions

love Narvin switching sides

or well rather realising which side is better for his goals

oh Leela and Narvin is a match

they're working quite well together

oh who has used his codes now

you can never trust those logins

it really only removes one person from suspicion

you can't let her stab me K9, it's not legal 😂 made me laugh out loud

Romana and Andred have interesting parallels

both with regeneration under messed up circumstances and in their relationship with Leela

I love the music in this scene that's really improved this season

I love they're scenes together

oh Leela that is heartbreaking 🥺

just her whole speech 😭

I think Darkel isn't reading Narvin quite right

and that might be her downfall

he's got such an interesting characterisation

not another dog

Leela is caring so much about K9

ah Romana is once again suicidal

granted it is not a bad political move

I should start counting that

K9 !!!

no

nonononono

why

that is terrible

good on Leela for beating him up

this is so full of tragedy

oh she slapped him I love that

like that she calls him out on his behaviour

Romana goes so outraged in the face of tragedy

she functions quite well when the worst happens

interesting how Romana uses Leela

this is brutal

Romana crying 🥺

this is going to make me cry

Leela I love you

good boy K9 this broke me

this is literally making me cry

that is so rare for me

Leela :pleading

god there is nothing too harsh in this situation

though of course we need Narvin alive for him to suffer

love how Romana talks to them

oh Leela ordering him around that is great

okay there is a lot of weird shit going on

but I feel like we are getting somewhere

oh Romana is going to fall morally

but she has really been pushed to the brink

oh Leela forgetting K9 isn't with her 🥺

who is hurting Leela

that is illegal

leave her alone!!!!!!

now what is Romana's plan

I do love when Romana is evil

Darkel is not wrong but I am loving this

everybody needs a little power fantasy sometimes

I find it so interesting that you can just proclaim yourself dictator on Gallifrey and noone is really doing anything because it's legal and also you have like three objects

love Narvin protecting Romana now because he realised how evil Darkel is

oh is this where the Narvin suffering starts

oh he is very good at that

I get it now

oh shit

i love this

infiltration^2

oh this is good

Romana is very smart but also still very reckless

I love it

hate that Antimon guy

also interesting how this kind of unites Darkel and Romana

Leela!!!

love her!!! *fucking deserved!!!

she remembered wynter!!!!

oh fuck this is good

and now she knows about Romana

that is going to be something

Romana stop being suicidal please

oh

K9 thank you

oh Romana's little scream

K9 i love you

it doesn't sound like she isn't being harmed

Mary Tamm!!

this is bound to be good

oh this is good

love this

fighting against herself now this is so cool

the philosophy of past selves with Time Lords is so compelling

like you can literally meet your past

oh this is so good

Romana has stopped giving a shit

the music again this is going to be sad

oh

terribly sad

oh no

heartbreaking

Leela putting Romana above Andred but also being unable to do so 🥺

somebody needs to take care of Leela for once :pleading

put her first

oh what the fuck (this made me literally gasp)

Leela!!!!!

why do you dare hurt her

what is happening

Mary Tamm is amazing

oh Romana's hysterical laughing

oh I hate how she talks to K9

a lot of internalised emotion thats Romana in a nutshell

Romana and Romana interaction is amazing

[worriedvision]

Can I ask for a little bit of angst with Al-haitham? Like he just stoped being romantic and Put effort in the relationship because he thought he fell out of love, so eventually reader ends the relationship and moves forward with their life. By the time Al-haitham wants reader back, they're already in a relationship with another person (Maybe Diluc? 👉👈)

Sorry if my english isn't good 🥺

Gender neutral reader, angst due to the nature of Alhaitham being a bad lover lol. Going with Diluc here, enjoy!

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He had grown tremendously distant from you recently. It wouldn't have been noteworthy if it was anyone else, but Alhaitham was that monotonous that you knew when something happened. He didnt get you to sit on his lap as he reads anymore, he doesn't ask you if you wanted anything when he went to get his lunch, he only holds your hand in public.

You very much love him, and you wanted to have him in your life. You were determined to find out what exactly was wrong with the relationship. Being honest with yourself, nothing seemed out of place. You hadn't done anything that would upset him. When you got him his lunch one day without being asked, Alhaitham merely said 'you can have it, I'm not hungry now'. You went to hug him, and he didn't wrap his arms around you like usual.

Over time, the harsh feeling in your chest only intensifies. No longer could your heart take this, you had to talk to Alhaitham about him being suddenly distant.

The conversation didn't last long. Sadly, you found out he didn't feel the feelings he once had for you. He explains it wasn't any actions you did, he just no longer felt like he loved you. You take that as the final straw, breaking things off before walking out of his house.

--

You moved to Mondstadt permanently for work, realising Mondstadt was the best place for your company to thrive. A place where people were, generally, more relaxed. A place that wouldn't remind you of the broken relationship with Alhaitham, and somewhere you could possibly meet someone.

To your surprise, the 'someone' in this case was none other than the owner of Dawn Winery, Diluc. You heard that he was a stoic man, someone that was fully committed to his business and his work with the adventurers guild. You meet him through a business meeting, him negotiating good terms for your company to contribute to the Adventurers Guild. While there was not an immediate spark, you both did feel comfortable enough around one another to go for a dinner together.

One meal became another, and eventually Diluc was the one to admit he had fond feelings for you, romantic ones. You admit you return these feelings, and Diluc nods before he takes you on a nightly stroll.

Diluc knew about Alhaitham through your constant questioning if he actually loved you, and if he was going to grow bored of you.

Meanwhile, Alhaitham had been trying to find you. Being away from you, not seeing you every day, it made his heart grow incredibly fond. He wanted to confess his feelings, to make you feel as loved as you made him feel. The thought of losing you because he got that used to your affections that he stopped trying at all with the relationship disturbed him.

--

Alhaitham was a wine connoisseur, and when he heard word of Diluc planning on having a talk in Sumeru regarding his wines and their properties (Well, mainly the free sampling of wine as well as possibly ordering more wine). As always, he kept an eye out for you everywhere he went.

On his walk towards the venue, he spots you taking in the scenery. He walks towards you, you turning to see who was walking so quickly, and your heart sinks as you see Alhaitham.

Before he can start to win you back, however, your boyfriend also walks over. He wraps an arm protectively around you, you leaning into his touch, and he makes eye contact with Alhaitham.

"How can I help you?" Diluc asks. "I couldn't help but notice you briskly walking towards my partner."

"Ah, I was simply hoping to catch up with an acquaintance." Alhaitham responds.

"And it has nothing to do with the fact you realised you still have feelings for them?" Diluc raises a brow, Alhaitham staring at him. "You're too late. They're with me now."

"..." Alhaitham thinks to himself. He looks over at you, realising you were being treated better than he could offer. "Treat them right." Alhaitham nods, deciding to just go home instead of attending the lecture he was previously looking forward to.

[mikachacha]

𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙰𝙺 𝙽𝙾𝚆 (𝙱𝙰𝙳𝙰 𝙻𝙴𝙴 𝚇 𝙰𝙲𝚃𝚁𝙴𝚂𝚂! 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙴𝚁) 𝙲𝙷. 2

Synopsis: Bada is slowly falling for you but you're still confused about your own feelings.

Warnings: cursing, a bit of angst

(A/N: they're so cute wtf 😭😭 anywaysssss thank u so much for supporting this series and my other stories 🥺🥺 u guys are the best and i love y'all 🫶🫶)

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Chapter Two

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The day of your mom's event came. Bada, Haeun, and Hyeji were able to come and you're having a blast until one of your mom's friends came up to you, with her son in tow.

"Oh my.. You look so pretty, Y/N! This is Hyeok Jae, my son. I hope you guys can be friends." the lady says and you had to fight the urge to not show a disgusted look because the guy looked like he totally made his mom do this whole fiasco to be close to you.

"Ah.. Sure.. Thanks Mrs. Lee.." you said politely as the lady excused herself to go talk with the other adults, leaving the Hyeok Jae with you.

"So.. I see you're looking pretty lonely, want to be my date for this event?" Hyeok Jae offered with a smug smirk and you looked around, desperately looking for Bada or your other friends to get away from this situation.

"I actually have a date. They're just getting me some drinks.. Now if you'll excuse me." you lied and tried to leave but he grabbed you by the wrist, preventing you from leaving and began being really mean to you, calling you a liar and playing hard to get for not accepting to be his date. You struggled to free yourself until Bada came to your rescue, slapping the guy's hand away from your wrist.

"You better stop that if I were you.." Bada threatened and you can see Hyeji and Haeun standing behind the guy, ready to beat his ass if he doesn't stop being an ass.

"Oh come on, Bada.. It's not like she's a lesbian like you so stop being all protective." Hyeok Jae chuckles and you look at Bada, she really looks like she's about to punch this guy's face until it's completely unrecognizable.

"Actually, I am and she's the date I was talking about. So if you would just leave before I call the security, that would be amazing. Thanks." you stepped in before things could escalate because you don't want to cause a scene, especially that your dad's around. You're scared that he might throw you somewhere far away to study if you cause any trouble that'll ruin his and your mom's reputation.

"Move it, asshat." Hyeji says as Hyeok Jae began to leave. You sighed and looked at your friends, giving them a small smile while they pulled you in for a hug.

"You okay bub? You weren't hurt right?" Haeun asked while inspecting your wrist. Sure enough, there were marks that'll leave some bruises which made Bada even angrier.

"That little shit.." she said through gritted teeth and you just rubbed her shoulder, an attempt to calm her down. She looks at you before taking a deep breath to calm her nerves.

The night went on without any problems, you forgot about Hyeok Jae as you're having lots of fun with your friends. They even got to meet your dad which was really nice though one thing is really bothering you and you wanted to talk to Bada about it so you dragged to the garden outside so you can talk in private.

"Bada, can I ask you some things?" you asked and Bada looked rather nervous but nodded nonetheless. She has a feeling that you're gonna ask if what Hyeok Jae said was true.

"Is it about what Hyeok Jae said about me? That I'm lesbian? Look, I'm not but it also doesn't mean that I don't like girls. I'm bisexual, I like both male and female.. If you're gonna be disgusted by what I am, then that's completely fine. I respect that.." Bada confessed and you stood there, trying to process everything in your head.

You looked at her then just pulled her in a hug. You couldn't find the right words to say at the moment and you hope that she realizes that despite her sexual orientation, you accept and that you're still best friends. She wrapped her arms around you, soft sobs escaping her lips as both of you just stayed in each other's embrace. No words were spoken yet you completely understood each other's feelings.

Bada thought that after that night, you would distance yourself from her or ignore her completely but you didn't. Things are still the same between you and her and she's very grateful about it.

"You know what, why don't we make a pact? "If you're not married by the time we reach the age of 28, then we will marry each other. Deal?" you held out your hand in front of Bada and the taller girl just laughed and shook your hand firmly. It was just a crazy thought but you felt rather sure about it. If you'd have to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you're sure that you want to spend it with Bada. You only knew each other for almost a year by now but it felt like you've known her your entire life. You completely get each other, completely feel safe with each other and trust each other.

"Deal. Well if we're not dating anyone during holidays each year, we get to take each other out on a date until we find the right people who'll love us and take care of us." Bada grins and you nodded happily. You're confused about your own feelings. You feel like you like Bada more than a friend but you also felt like it's just because you're always together.

"What? You look like you're already about to break off our pact. You good?" Bada asks, noticing you suddenly grew quiet and had a serious look on your face. You just playfully roll your eyes at her before grabbing her cap, laughing as you run to your next class with Bada chasing after you.

"Ha! You fell for it!" you laughed at her face and Hyeji only laughed seeing Bada running after you while Haeun took some pictures.

"Why don't you guys date already? Gosh.. It feels like I'm watching a school drama on tv.." Jong-in playfully says while your other classmates agreed. It's a common thing in your class since you and Bada are very close and sometimes you both act like an old married couple which you totally deny but your classmates says otherwise.

"Chill, guys. We'll get to that soon enough." you say in a playful manner, even winking at Bada who just rolled your eyes and gave you the middle finger which made you and the others laugh. Bada wanted it to be real. Knowing you for months now made her realize that she is slowly falling for you but she knows that you're still confused about your own feelings so she'll patiently wait until you're ready to take your friendship on a next level. But if not, she'll remain loving you until you find the person who you'll love and spend the rest of your life with.

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[harunayuuka2060]

Professor Vargas: No. Definitely not. I would rather build her a house than have her join a dorm full of guys.

Crowley: But... That would add up to our expenses-

Professor Trein: WHICH we could easily afford, headmage.

Professor Crewel: Yes. I agree.

Sam: Look at us already have taken a liking to our little imp!

Professor Vargas: Ha! Yes! The moment I saw her, I claimed her as my daughter!

Crowley: ...

Crowley: *clears throat* Very well. Uh... While we build a house for her and her son, she could stay in the little tent I lent her-

The professors: GIVE HER A ROOM.

Crowley: ...Okay.

Crowley: I suppose the Pop Music Club would not complain if we used their club room for this purpose.

Professor Crewel: Your house will take a month to complete, so you will need to stay in this classroom for the time being.

F!MC: Thank you, professor. And I apologize for causing so much trouble.

F!MC: If there's anything I can do to pay your kindness back, please do tell me.

Toddler Riddle: Yeah. I will help too.

Professor Crewel: There's no need. I will be assigning a housewarden to help you in setting up this room.

F!MC: Th-Thank you, professor!

Professor Crewel: Don't mention it. Have a nice day, pup. *then takes his leave*

F!MC: ...

F!MC: *lets out a sigh of relief* *then smiles at her son* Isn't this great, Riddle?

Toddler Riddle: *nods* Mama doesn't need to knock on people's doors anymore.

F!MC: *hugs him close* Yes. You're right.

Kalim and Lilia: Me! ME!

The other housewardens: ...

Professor Crewel: I am actually thinking of appointing Rosehearts for this job.

Lilia: Crewel, the room they're using is the Pop Music Club's.

Kalim: Yeah! And I want to be friends with her!

Idia: Well, Kalim could definitely buy some furniture.

Lilia: Yes! And I'll buy her son toys!

Professor Crewel: ...

Professor Crewel: Rosehearts, what do you think?

Riddle: I don't mind.

Azul: Are not you appointing him since the lady's son shares his name?

Professor Crewel: Yes. That's the reason.

Riddle: ...

Riddle: Thank you for accompanying me, Cater and Trey.

Trey: We want to meet the lady too.

Cater: I met her in person, and she is really nice. Though it felt like I was talking to someone older.

Trey: *chuckles* She's a mother. Of course, you would feel that way.

Riddle: Ah. We're here.

Riddle, Trey, and Cater: *noticed that the door was slightly open and decided to peek inside*

F!MC: *cuddling her son while reading him a recipe out of a cookbook*

Toddler Riddle: Mama? Do we have to follow everything in this?

F!MC: Hmm... I think we can change the shape of the eggs and carrots.

Toddler Riddle: I'll make them stars.

F!MC: Oh! That will be great, Riddle! Do you want to cook it yourself? Mama will make you mini-kitchen utensils!

Toddler Riddle: Yes, please.

Riddle, Trey, and Cater: ...

*The three decided to move steps back.*

Cater and Trey: *communicates through eye-contact*

Trey: 'Mini-kitchen utensils.'

Cater: 'Yes. And that's so adorable!'

*meanwhile*

Riddle: *his mother issues are trembling*

Riddle: Professor Crewel, I would certainly appreciate it if you would not assign me chores related to assisting the lady.

Professor Crewel: Why? Is there a problem?

Riddle: ...

Riddle: N-No...

Professor Crewel: I was hoping you would be friends with her because you are the same age and can serve as a role model for her to strive more in the future.

Professor Crewel: In any circumstance, I would delegate responsibility to another person. Do not worry.

Riddle: ...

*Back in Heartslabyul*

Trey: Riddle? What happened to you? Why did you run?

Riddle: I had a pressing task to complete.

Cater: Well, Trey? Have you seen how happy they were when we gave them the mini-kitchen utensils? 🥺

Cater: Ridz said thank you and called me "Uncle Cater".

Trey: *chuckles* Yeah. You almost squealed because of that.

Cater: By the way, Riddle? MC was looking forward to meeting you.

Riddle: Huh? Why?

Trey: She's interested to know what our Riddle is like. You know, someone her son can look up to?

Riddle: ...

Riddle: Maybe next time, Trey.

Riddle: Definitely...

Trey and Cater: ...

[fizzy-fuzz]

Hello fellow 079 lovers/simps I love you all!!!!!

May I request 079 x reader headcannons or short fic where they're playing some sort of game like pong, connect 4, chess, etc. and reader is frustrated because they can't seem to win?

-🫑

This is such a cute idea, 🥺 love it.

Wrote in the perspective of 079, because why not?

throwing in the name of love. (SCP-079 x GN reader)

A chess board lies in front of him, his monotone voice occasionally speaking out to signal you where to move his next piece. This is 24th game you've both played, he hasn't lost once, of course. chess is a very logical game, much to his benefit.

His attention drifts away from the bored and to your face. his time spent with you allows him to read you like a book, though you don't have to be as involved with you as he is to understand that you're feeling frustrated.

"ugh, what's the point of even playing if I know you're going to beat me?" You huff out angrily as he once again beats you.

His processors pause as he analyzes your words. You've been having a less then stellar day, much to his displeasure...

You had gone to do your laundry only to find out your washer broke, and when you called a repair man you had been told that the soonest appointment you could get was a week off; so you went to walk to the laundry mat only to for it to downpour on way back.

By the time you made it home you were soaking wet, and brimming with frustration; venting to him about it while drying off.

Him being the supporting companion he is, offered you both play a few friendly games of chess to clear your mind... But it appears he may have made a miss calculation somewhere, as apparent by your last sentence.

He's not one to throw a game to spare someones fragile feelings, but when he looks to your furrowed brows and agitated breathing he begins to feel a little... bad.

So despite his internal reluctantly, he takes a different approach.

"let us participate in one more game" and with that, he sets his plan into motion.

He starts the game the same as the last, knocking down your pawns with the best possible moves. but right when you go to let out another aggravated sigh, he purposely makes an awful move.

"huh? Did you mean to do that seven? I can move it back" your hand hovers over the piece as you look back to him.

his hardware warms as you offer to fix his blatant mistake, your generosity makes him feel better about his decision to go against his competitive nature and let you win.

"Negative... leave it as is"

This pattern continues for awhile; he makes a few okay moves to make it seem legitimate, only to make a terrible move and allow you to get the upper hand, untill-

"Ah-ha! Checkmate!" Your overjoyed voice rings out with a sparkle in your eyes.

"good game" he says it almost automatically, far to enraptured by your small celebration.

He doesn't even feel bitter about his chosen defeat, instead he feels satisfied by your considerably better mood. And it's only now he realizes that your happiness...

Is far sweeter then any victory he could imagine.

[hyukalyptus]

i think us virgin!yeonjun enthusiasts are pretty rare unfortunately 😞 so i was so glad to see you in the yeonjun smut tag 🤩 also omg i have a random, nsfw thought but: imagine him going down on you for the first time, preparing by watching porn which was the wrong move because he was sloppy at first until you begin to guide him, before you know it you're getting close but he accidentally edges you by asking if he's doing well, cutie wants to be praised so bad 🥺

omg virgin!yeonjun enthusiast anon..pls stick around XD

cw. cunnilingus, praise kink, "baby"

i can't believe we're rare! i didn't even realize lmao. well ig that makes us the hottest round these parts huh

but yeah omg sloppy gross :PPP head is not the tea lmao but that's literally all there is in porn and he'd sooo think that's what would feel good LOLOL ur so right.

but OMFG ur brain anon.......AH literally can fkn imagine, idk maybe reader is naturally a bit on the quieter side but gets especially quiet before they're about to cum but he doesn't know that yet :/ and ur so fkn close, but he stops looking up at you like does it feel okay? with a cute worried face eeekk. but ohmygod, yes, jjun you're doing such a good job, baby.

~awakening~ his praise kink <3 oof

[the-kr8tor]

For Anarchy week I might drop some Hobie HCs mixed with Webpunk HCs (My sona + Hobie) cus they both just feed off each other's dumb ideas Daily Hobie HC! Week one, day seven Hobie had laid down on the couch with some scary movie on the TV, your head situated comfortably on his chest as you kept eyes on what was happening on the screen. It was a quiet night. Nothing happened on patrol, Hobie came back early, and you repaid his care for you with something he was craving for. Now, Hobie was focused on you as he ran his hands through your hair, beginning to braid it as you watched the movie. He could feel your hands lazily press against his side from time to time, a slow and unfocused massage from you. He leant forwards, kissing your forehead and finally getting your attention away from the screen. As you looked back at him, Hobie tumbled you over with a chuckle, your back against the back of the couch as you laugh and try to sit up, yet Hobie wrapped his arms around you and brought you down to him. He snuggled up into you, his face pressed into the crook of your neck as he gave your neck and shoulders gentle kisses, wanting to shower you in affection but not wanting to disturb you from watching the movie, as you were quite interested. Obviously, he was interested too, but all he had to do was look into your eyes to watch along with you, the reflection showing him all he needed to see while being comfortably pressed against you. Hobie noticed that you had tensed up slightly, bracing yourself for a jumpscare. He quickly moved his hands suddenly to your stomach and pinched it lightly, laughing at the squeal of surprise you let out, with Hobie distracting you from the actual jumpscare a few moments later. You attempt to push him away in retaliation for scaring you, but he was quite literally glued onto you, not that you minded. Hobie would sometimes press kisses to your lips, nose or forehead whenever a boring part of the movie came on, being a little shit and distracting you from the unimportant bits. As the movie slowly progressed to the end, you were beginning to wonder why Hobie hadn't tried to kiss you yet, until you heard his soft snores as he nuzzled his face further into your chest. Hobie had completely fallen asleep in your grasp, uncaring of the movie playing. You lean down to kiss his forehead, snuggling down with him until your eyes begun to feel heavy. With the movie somehow still not ending, you quickly throw a nearby blanket over the two of you before you properly snoozed off, your arms wrapped around Hobie and his arms wrapped around you. -🐦‍⬛

That would be lovely!!

Daily Hobie HC ❤️❤️❤️

Last comfort HC everyone!!

Ah yes my favourite trope 😍😍😍😍🥰

This is so owsjowbxownd 🥺🥺🥴🥴 I want what they have is that too much to ask 😭

Bro is not beating the 'i love my partner so much' allegations. There is not a single thought other than 'they're so pretty i love their hair their eyes are so pretty 😍😍' 🤣🤣

HE'S WATCHING THE MOVIE THROUGH THEIR EYES 😍🥹🥹😭😭😭😭

I love that Hobie made the jumpscare less scary by distracting r 😍 literally so sweet

They fell asleep bc they don't have any snacks to munch on!!! 🤣

[merakiui]

I ended up listening to it and "Ah, It's a Wonderful Cat Life" IS so Floyd... I see the Floyd cat vision!! Yknow I was also considering how it may be to have both cat eels btw. Imagining them fighting for their owner's attention is so fun. This was sort of brought up with the puppyboy Floyd thing from one of your other asks but I could absolutely see the two of them arguing about something (though imagining them arguing about You makes this sillier to me personally) and it getting to where Jade is totally faking being upset/scared or maybe even being injured if it got to that point so that you give him even more attention when he comes running over to you after while Floyd is probably getting told off for being just so mean to his brother. Jade getting scratched behind the ears and held (maybe even making faces at Floyd when you aren't looking at him because he so just lost) while Floyd is sitting there being forced to apologize to him. So so silly.

Also can catboys purr? I'm going to be honest I have absolutely no idea. But also sorta relating to Floyd being glued to you after taking him in,, Floyd who keeps laying down on top of you at night (or weaseling his way into your bed so he's holding you,, so you're trapped in his arms) so you're stuck under with him when you're supposed to be getting up in the morning (or really.. floyd who keeps turning off your morning alarms. which he could so also do but him crushing you is sillier)... and really you can't just Move him... pushing him off just doesn't really go your way! But also he'd look so happy with himself. Purring if he could do that (which is why I bought it up. totally related! :3). Would really want to ruin that?? 🤨 Totally not. You're stuck here with him now! That's just how it is.

But I totally get you about the vision btw!! The grip a good plot can have on a person </3 goodness gracious. Also I'm going to be honest when I first started reading your work it made me want to start writing again. While I haven't,, I so totally get wanting to write Jade, etc unrestrained. It seems SO fun !! Perhaps one day I'll get to it. and if I do I probably will show up again to tell you about it lol

I am gonna try and catch up on a much of the previews as I can before TMDG comes out 🫡 if I remember to. Also Im sorry my asks have been so long like every time I come through I have such an issue with rambling 😭 I'm sure it's fine but goodness I'm making you put in work to get through my asks /j

- :3 anon

Aaaaa I'm so happy you can see the catboy Floyd vision!!!! >0< "ah, it's a wonderful cat life" is so very Floyd. <3 and I love the idea of the twins arguing over you; they're too silly!! Jade taking every opportunity to act hurt or upset after an argument with Floyd, and it works on you every time. T_T so now Floyd has to grumble out an apology just so he won't make you sad, and Jade is basking in the attention he gets from you while Floyd's silently scowling. Whether a puppyboy or a catboy, he will always have issues with Jade when it comes to you and your love. orz

:O maybe they can purr!!! In my mind, yes to that question a million times!!!! I would do anything to hear little purrs and mrrps from catboy Floyd!!!!!!!! Omg the image of this big catboy eel lying on top of you in bed and being so content and eepy....... 🥺 it's both silly and cute. You can't move him because he's so heavy, and even if you do manage to push him off he's just going to come back and cling to you even harder. >:) he will have his cuddle time with his shrimpy!! You're never getting rid of him; he's here to stay forever. :D

The Vision is always recurring... orz there are so many things I always want to write, so it's gripping me in a chokehold. ;;; but I'm so happy to hear my works can inspire you to start writing again! I hope if you ever do get back into it you will have lots of motivation forever!!! Please tell me all about it if and when you do. <3 also also!!! Writing Jade is so much fun. I recommend it hehe!! :3c

There are many tmdg previews scattered within my blog, so I hope you can enjoy them!!!! Jade is silly in most, if not all, of them. And please don't worry for long asks!!! I love reading asks of all kinds, especially the ones with passionate ramblings. Please feel free to write as much as you would like in your messages!! <3

[astarionsilverbough]

Prompt: Halstarion making up after a fight? 👉👈🥺

OH Y E S OH YES YES YES this even fits with the last chapter of tlogm omg

It's a stolen scene; something glancing and far less dramatic than anyone might expect of Astarion Ancunin.

Because after they've taken out Nere and Astarion's recovered from Gale's latest close call, Halsin is catching Astarion's arm as the others move to make camp in a ruined wing of the forge they've found themselves in.

The vampire halts and shoots Halsin a look he's not yet used to. He releases Astarion's arm immediately - he'll not be another monster that bruises him, never, he'd die first - but steps closer and is relieved when Astarion doesn't step back or growl.

"I wanted to apologize."

Astarion blinks. "For... what? Gale? He did that to me, not you."

"No - for the... our disagreement prior to heading this way," Halsin says. Astarion's narrowed eyes blow wide open.

"The -" he glances around; finding that they're finally alone, Astarion steps close and splays his hands over Halsin's belly. "Darling. Please. That was - that was nothing. A trifle."

But it's all bluster and charade; he's always been a natural at it, a charlatan charmer like no other Halsin had ever encountered. Beneath Astarion's flippant tone and easy expression is the energy of an animal about to bite and run.

Slowly, carefully, like he's approaching an animal about to bite and run, Halsin frames Astarion's waist in big hands and murmurs, "I know you, Astarion - and I do not fear you. Nor do I look at you and see anything but the man I've always known."

Astarion's sunset eyes search his own. Halsin gazes right back into those burning irises and prays he finds the truth he's looking for.

"I was incredibly selfish, disagreeing with you about this little rescue," Astarion states.

"Selfish? You didn't ask to be dragged into every interpersonal conflict in Faerun," Halsin chuckles. "You've got a tadpole in your head and we're planning to hurtle headlong into the Shadow-Cursed lands. A detour was... risky. And entirely my impulse to fix every problem I come across."

Astarion steps back - but not out of any want to escape. He steps back and stares shrewdly up at Halsin, eyes narrowed and brow knit tight.

"You're disturbingly self-aware," the vampire says wryly. "You always have been."

"A hard-won trophy, earned only through the slow learning of difficult lessons," Halsin states.

Astarion folds his arms over his chest. "I don't care about the slaves," he says next.

"I never asked you to, love."

"You're not... upset? Disappointed?"

Halsin shrugs. "You've never been one for charity," he says earnestly. "You're a man driven by vengeance, passion. Not heroism. Now, should the slaves have perished, I know you'd be first in line to avenge them. I'm... just the one who prevents the need."

And now, he's done it: rendered Astarion speechless. The vampire gapes at him for a beat, then splutters a faint "well," before he purses his lips, ears growing pink as his words fail him entirely.

Halsin bows to kiss his brow. Slowly, inch by inch, Astarion's shoulders climb down from his jaw. He relaxes first in Halsin's presence and then his arms, body draped against the sturdy plain of the druid's own.

"You've a beautiful heart, Astarion," Halsin says against his ear. "I've always known it. Vengeance is necessary in this world, and you carry it like you were born to it."

"Oh, well," Astarion manages, "now you're just flattering me."

Halsin can't help the grin that spreads over his face as Astarion fiddles with the lacing of his leather jerkin, fingers flying over the broad expanse of Halsin's chest. He's blushing properly now and all Halsin can do is smile.

Clearing his throat, Astarion straightens up and primly says, "your apology is accepted, then. Now - would you - ah. Would you perhaps like to join me in my tent? Not for anything untoward, mind. I... Find myself struggling with the concept of being very far from you at the present moment, and -"

Halsin cuts him off with a kiss. Astarion melts in his arms and stays there.

All told, it's far gentler a mending than anyone might've thought possible of Astarion Ancunin.

But then, very few knew him as well as Halsin.