#ADHD shitposting

[foone]

The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

[runedscope]

Adhd asexual means you're distracted by everything other than sex

[jell-o-mel]

I took out my broken DS so I could start fixing it again to impress my crush but now I’m having fun fixing it and I don’t really wanna show her

[poprocksncokeee]

fuck I forgot my ritalin today that explains the existential dread

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Sometimes I gotta wait until my meds kick in, and then I'm doing dumb shit like dancing to cotton eye Joe and Macarena and marching up and down with much enthusiasm and zeal to old march music

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[bootleg-nessie]

When you accidentally remove the load-bearing pierogi and the entire contents of the freezer come spilling out

[thatadhdfeel]

the other day i went “ugh why am i so hyper” then i went blank for a sec and was like. wait i literally have The Hyper Disorder. like did i forget or

[w-h-y--f-a-t-h-e-r]

Is this anything?

[foone]

For those of us with autism+ADHD there should be some kind of dial on the back of our head we can adjust to determine how much our brain is dominated by which one at the time.

[simplymisty]

do you guys ever get annoyed that like. we have bodily needs.

like, sure, I don't mind eating a lil snack or drinking something tasty, BUT it annoys me that I have to do that in order to live.

like, I can't have little treats all the time, no, I have to eat regular meals, because otherwise the body will get upset. and most of the times, the body will also get upset if you eat something in particular, because it's dramatic like that

I like sweet fizzy drinks, but I gotta drink way more than I would like to in order to stay hydrated. and best way to do so is to drink water & that does NOT spark joy, the flavor usually is off, boring and annoying. not to mention if you drink enough, you gotta go to the bathroom so often, such an annoyance

like. do you guys get me.

[bl0w-m3]

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

when the music doesnt have captions

[I.D: A simple drawing of a person listening to music through headphones. The lyrics are shown though a thought bubble, they read "i make a (illegible scribbles) cool piano (more messy scribbles)". The person has a speech bubble that reads "this FUCKS." End I.D]

[existennialmemes]

If you ask me an open ended question about a topic that I know anything about, you're going to get a detailed info dump.

However if you ask me an open ended question about myself or the things I tend to enjoy, you will get a panicked blank stare and an uncomfortable silence.

If you want to know things about me, you must ask very specific, carefully worded questions. Like you're negotiating a contract with the Fae.

[theeminentlyimpractical]

[striveattemptfail]

had a conversation about my adhd recently then went to make this lmao