#ABOUT TIMMEE I MADE THIS

[angelfoodscake]

jerms | adult  | they/them

HELLO!!!! youve found me ! my name is jerms and this is my blog. i am very passionate about my interests and i love talking and drawing . cringe but im free. interests all over the place but usually something nintendo

im always a bit behind schedule because of my executive dysfunction and shyness/socially awkwardness , so if it takes me a while to respond to things, i apologise !!! please be patient with me

art tag is #jerms art 

posts with suggestive or nsfw content is tagged with “nsfw ment” or "suggestive" (depending on the severity) (i might talk about nsfw topics too just a warning)

i usually try to tag things that might be potentially triggering , but please ask to tag if you need to!!!!!

instagram and twitter -> @/angelsoup_

[joeyreal]

I literally just now realized I've never made an intro for this account that I've had for months.. so INTRO TIMMEE !!!

﹑⟡ :: heyyoo !! My names Joey and I go by she / it / vamp :3

﹑⟡ :: I have autism, adhd, anxiety, depression, and hypersexuality

﹑⟡ :: I'm polysexual and girlflux !! :3

﹑⟡ :: I probably won't be using this account much but when I do I'll be talking abt my interests, posting art I made, and BLINKIES !! :3

﹑⟡ :: I'm in a bunch of fandoms but to name the ones I will most likely be posting about will be imigrantes road, demonophobia, laceys flash games, vocaloid, watamote, yume nikki, serial experiments lain, murder drones, guilty gear, and Evangelion if yall get lucky

Here is my dni, please interact, and thin ice lists !!

PLEASE READ

Dni﹑⟡ :: p3d0's, z00s, hazbin hotel fans, nsfw blogs, people who s3xualize minors, and tbh that's it

Thin ice ﹑⟡ :: proshippers, darkshippers, Mel fans/supporters, nsfw artists, people over 15, and Taylor swift fans /hj

Please interact ﹑⟡ :: SANE demonophobia fans, people in the lgbtq community, comshippers (certain kinds), rarepair shippers, cross shippers, Crackshippers, therians, anyone who has similar interests, and Spotify users

Extras !!!!

﹑⟡ :: I don't use this all much so contact my discord Joeyisasilly if u wanna chat <33

﹑⟡ :: I breathe pepsi

ANYWAYS THATS ALL 4 NOW.. BAII <333

[c-c-v]

AU Story Timmee for mah Venobrai - hopefully I won't lose this like I did last time. May be very long so hope ye don't mind ^^' am a heavy detailed writer

In the earlier years of Ninjago, specifically in the few final years/months of the Serpentine War would be concluded over, before the First Spinjitzu Master and sons, with the other many Elemental Masters fighting back, found the Serpentines weakness of the flutes to lure them into their locked tombs.

Like with the normal villager, there were few Serpentines who have ran from the war, and the rest of their kind. Two specific Serpentine, a male Hypnobrai and a lady Venomari ran from the war and their tribes just to be together.

It was commonly known in Serpentine moral/law that, especially in this Era of time, being with another from a different tribe is strongly restricted, and frowed on. And if any serpent was found committed in a pairing with another of an opposite tribe they would be immediately seen as on sight targets, as well as any egg or hatchlings the pair may have.

So with that in mind, the two differented serpents had ran away far from any part of Serpentine grounds, where over time they have since blossomed into a family, having their own little mixed hatchling of their own. It was a wonder for the little Serpentine family.

However it ended very shortly. Around five years later, with their little hatchling, where they called home was immediately busted open, as a group of Hypnobrais and Venomaris broken down the doors, weapons drawn, as they were a search party that had been sent out about possible rumors of the two other serpents.

The parents were terrified, as they were cornered in their own home, there was only one thing that they could do as their intruders didn't know about their hatchling. Taking action the father Hypnobrai stood to by the mother Venomari to run and get their young one out.

But, one intruder serpent had followed where the mother went. The mother had just in time pushed her hatchling out of the homestead to safety. The young hatchling feebly reached up to the shut exit, only to freeze at hearing blood curdling screams of a male and female.

The tiny, little hatchling serpent was stuck there safe, but frozen to hearing those screams. They looped over and over in her little head, it wasn't until the sound of crashing inside what was her home snapped her out and made the the little half Venomari and Hypnobrai hatchling flee quickly to a tunnel to the surface.

The little one surfaced in a wooded area, being no taller than a medium bush, as she nervously walked on. Walking till a many packed structures came into view, it was a village. The little Serpentine saw this as a good sign as she raced to the wall of the area.

Unfortunately it only gained the young Serpentine with a overly mass amount of abuse mainly verbal sometimes physical, racial hatred, and just bringing down everything the thought and knew herself as being Serpentine. The little thing didn't know of the war, and no one was willing to part even a loaf of bread to the hatchling. She was forced to steal anything she ever needed, becoming even more of a negative approach to the human in the village. Even when the war had just recently ended.

This treatment went on since she was six, but thankfully the hatchling was blessed the day she met a certain man. He was adorned in a red over coat(?), and kimono like under with black short hair and a stache with it. He found her behind a trash can, as she was fearful of this man, she assumed he was there to harm her than most, but he didn't.

In fact the man managed to make the little Serpentine warm up to him, telling her more kind things she'd ever remember being told. It was no long before the both of them found themselves heading to the young man's place which was within a museum like building. And ever since that day specifically, the little name chosen Venobrai and her guardian, or what she called her (papa)father figure, Saunders or really known as Krux.

And taking in the little Venobrai has more than surely kept a smile on Krux's face, especially after loosing his twin which he mentions no and then. He happily taught and treated Venobrai like a the father she barely had, teaching her all he knows, to history to even combat. And as Saunders, he let Venobrai help him in giving guide, or being a part of Serpentine history.

They both had suffered, and now they there blessed in ways of being healed of their suffering.

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Woof- dat was long I'll do a thing where is just dialog or sumthing if someonewhat's, but this just beginning half, there's still much more >:3 don't ask when that's coming tho- cause idk either.

[crypticpine]

Here's my reactions to Princess Bride cause I watch it today.

Okay, that's a little het for a lesbian movie. Wait... Is this lesbian? Its made in 1987... But the name is The Princess Bride.. I assume its a Princess' bride? *looks at name again* PRINCES BRIDE!? Well shoot. Just have to get over it I guess.

Little edgy, bro.

That's a pretty dress.

THEY AREN'T SUSPICIOUS AT ALL HOLY FRICK

"E-excuse me miss yes could you just get into this cart no we're not kidnapping you hahahahahaa"

NO ONE TO HEAR YOU SCREAM THIS IS CUTE

These kidnappers are hilarious tho. "I don't mind starting a war but I draw the line at killing a girl"

THESE PEOPLE DON'T ACT LIKE THEY COULD EASILY CLOBBER THAT SHORT BALDY AND/OR HOLD THE SWORD AT HIM AND GET OUT OF WHATEVER THING THEIR IN

Bro she's not even tied-

INCONCEIVABLE

Boaaatt.

SHE JUMPED- I dont swim. HAHAHA

Those eels are just convenient for the-AT THIS TIMMEE WHAT THE FRICK does she get eaten later? Is she always near a blood thirsty eel?

She could've pushed them into the water and sailed away. She could've screamed at the fishermen. Something!

cliffs. Of INSANITY!!

Ohhh it's the knight guy.

Oh there are gay scenes here.

Just keep climbing just keep climbing just keep climbing- AAHHH

Oh. Arms. INCONCEIVABLE

He climb. MUST DIE!!

I like the giant guy.

HELLO THERE!

"I don't mean to be rude, but" They are supposed to be fighting??

HE SAVES HIM! What???

Oh there are gay people.

"Thank you. Now we fight!"

Ah the six fingered man, I heard of him.

HE HANDED HIM HIS SWORD- they don't know how enemies work, dont they.

SAD BACKSTORY TIIIIME

PREPARE TO DIE this is what that's from!

"Not enough money for revenge tho" I heard that right?

HE WAITED. Such a gentleman, bro I'll date you if he doesnt.

That ACCENT I love ittt

SWORD FIGHTING TIIME-Left handed 😆

"Get used to disappointment" Writing that down...

Ooo he won! Oh! The bop! INCONCEIVABLE

No Offense but he looks so weird with the mask..

Kill each other like civilized people? Yeah.

What is he trying to do? Hug him to death.

These kidnappers are just such babies I love them.

"Dream of laarge women" Already do!

Whom are they? Weird people??

"Why I'm still alive" He's gonna die.

"Morons. All of them" HE'S SUCH A CHILD OMR

Ooo poison

He put them in both, right?

"Youre just stalling now." He really is.

Oh my gosh, this is hilarious

WAIT HE DIES BUT HE'S HILARIOUS

That fake death, hilarious.

I WAS RIGHT

He has a princess now!

She lied! PUT OUT bro someone would've died!?!

"You killed my love" I AM YOUR LOVE *Darth Vader theme plays in background*

AAAASSS YOUUU WIIISSH "Gasp! My love"

THE MASK IS GONE OMR

When he actually dies she's probably not gonna believe it...

That's cool scenery. OH IT'S THAT SCENE

"It's not that bad" *looks in horror* I'M DEAD

FIRE! ADVENTURE! goodness.

That pirate story would've been an enteresting story... I kind of wanna write a story on it.

THAT RAT HOLY GOODNESS IT WAS UGLY LIKE ME

The world of Prince's Bride is so interesting- AHH RODENT OF UNUSUAL SIZE!

Nom nom nom nom, EATING THIS GIRLS FEET! Oh no I've been stabbed. Goodbye world!

She didn't hear his betrayal? How??

IT'S THE SIX FINGERED MAN I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

Cool it's a dungeon! All we need is a dragon!

"Til I kill you, so yeah" This is a good movie, I like this movie.

Yeah kid, I feel you.

I-that was a dream?

"Yes, your very smart. Shutup!" This is just... A good movie.

THESE ARE AMAZING VILLAINS!? Ahh! It's been so long sense I've seen a good villain.

Okay- what is that machine? It looks so weird!??

So I am tired writing done everything so this is the end.

[midnightmisadventures]

Okay I have a theory when my life is going good i stop posting....or im just busy

Hi guys im v happy. Im very content in a lot of ways, in ways that I havent been in a long timmee. Content with things ive always wanted to be content with. Things ive waited forever for. First of alllll, the squad is the SQUAD. Like bitch we said that because it was the easist way to anonymously group them. But now theyre actually my squad. My bestfriends and im so happy. 

If i told myself a year ago i have the friends ive always wanted. My bestfriend everything ive ever wanted. The parties with my friends are everything ive ever wanted. And a group of people i love so much that genuinely love me back. I wouldnt believe me. 

I think ive wanted friends for so long and didnt have them that part of me deep down thought id never get them. That it’d always be just me....and my notebook....and my tumblr. Writing about subtle subtle human interactions that made me happy. 

The amount of fun moments that have happened in the last couple weeks that if they happened last year, a month ago, or even just a few weeks ago that I would make a spectacle out of and write pages about....but now its like i dont even have the time before the next thing happens and its common, and its constant and then i realized it...finally. I’ve arrived

“One foot in front of the other, One foot in front of the other 

The crip, the geek, the jew and his mother”

[jackalopefreckles]

this isnt a truth or dare just an sappy message: u deserve feel loved!! youve made such a fun and relatable blog and youve proven to be a kind and respectful person! im glad ur havin such a good time, and hopefully i can pull more texan shit outta my ass to help out. Anyway, heres the truth i got for u. truth; how far would you shove a cactus up dean's ass

UMM??? Okay how dare you. How dare u make me feel so nice and good?? like?? a good person what the shit?? I’m sobbing and I hope you’re happy because let’s be real for a sec uhh?? I don’t?? Like myself?? I’m covered in gross freckles and I’m chubby and my hair never looks well kept because of how curly it is and I cry ALL THE TIMMEE and?? my voice is bad and I’m?? not good?? at all and.. shit what the fuck thanks this is?? honestly more then I deserve uh I didn’t think anyone would care about me I honestly?? didn’t I mean- I just didn’tHAHA ANWAY I WOULD SHOVE ALL THE CACTUS’S I COULD FIND AS FAR UP AS THEY’D GO