#ABC (US)

[bosspigeon]

so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it

so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this

[nostalgic-shamefest]

He's getting dragged out, kicking and clawing at the closet!

[lavenderleahy]

idk who made this meme format but I finally got to use it.

[aceofheartsstuff]

That last scene in a nutshell (welcome back, Eddie Diaz!)

[stevenrogered]

how the turntables....

[marvelsmostwanted]

[booksbabybooks]

Thinking if they go down the "let Buck fuck" coping mechanism for his El Paso spiral I really need a scene where Eddie lets himself into the loft one morning to be faced with some random person in the kitchen in their underwear and there's a super awkward moment where they just both glitch before Buck comes barreling down the stairs tucking his shirt in and is all, oh, did you need something and Eddie is like, no, just dropping a box of your stuff off from the house and gets out of there as fast as he can because he does not want to see this For Reasons and rando is all sympathetic, like, wow, THAT'S the guy you just broke up with, no wonder you're heartbroken and Buck just blue screens.

Bonus if you see rando making their escape in an Uber and telling a friend on the phone, yeah he's cute and everything but he still has photos of his hot ex all over his fridge, so...🤷

I really need some comic misunderstanding hijinx in 8b because I like it when this show is a comedy.

[thefrsers]

I love you. Tell me in person.

[lengthofropes]

fuck you, tim minear / series, episode 01. 0??

[bisasterbuckley]

911 as text posts 8/?

[mischiefbuckley]

eddie “I just hate being forced to date. feels like I hate to perform” diaz we will have you out so soon don’t you worry

[jackwhiteprophetic]

I've always imagined Eddie saw Buck for the first time before Buck had seen him. Like yes in my head, Eddie interviewed with Bobby and saw Buck in passing with a clipboard or on a Wikipedia rant and he smiled to himself and Bobby clocked him immediately.

And Bobby said to Eddie "I think you two would be good for each other".

[carrythatwayt]

buck.exe has stopped working.... *bluescreen*

More bucktommy: Dinners; Ally Meets Beast; Meatcute

[snowluthor]

"I'm your first, not your last" The fuck does that even mean? Buck has to date other men before he can be sure of which one he wants to be with? He's bisexual, who's to say he'll even end up with a man or date another one at all? He chose Tommy. That's what who he wanted to be with. I'm not even saying they necessarily had to be endgame, but what a shitty excuse for a breakup.

[stevenrogered]

I’m sorry I missed the ceremony. Thanks, Tommy. 

[redpinkwine]

Look at this diva using pole like a pro with the porn lord mustache