#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[animentality]

What if Durge and Gortash were walking back to Gortash’s Upper City place late one night after some frivolous patriar ball (that they actually both enjoyed more than they’d ever admit, thanks to each other’s company), and the streets are calm and quiet — and you know, they’ve just spent a whole evening pretending to be normal, and maybe they’re tired enough that maybe they can almost feel what normal must be like, at this point. And maybe, riding this feeling, Gortash goes ahead and just. Takes Durge’s hand in his, while they walk. He does it like he’s done it a 100 times before (and he has, in his head) even though he’s never dared try — even though he’s never bothered to hold anyone’s hand before, has never given enough of a damn to ever want to — and Durge, they let him do it, and maybe they kind of want to tear his arm off (so they never have to let go) or yank their hand away (so they don’t have to beg Bhaal for forgiveness later) but they don’t. Because it feels nice, this simple little gesture, and so few things in their life do (and they know they shouldn’t want it but oh god they do, they do, more than they even know how to express). And when Durge doesn’t push him away Gortash lets out a breath he hadn’t realised he was holding (because it’s much the same for him, isn’t it, craving a gentleness he has no right to). And maybe it doesn’t advance Bane’s master plans, or contribute to Bhaal’s grand death of the world, but what if that didn’t matter? What if they were allowed to want this too?

hey anon?

thanks for the axe to my skull.

i really needed the blunt force piercing trauma to my cerebral cortex.

can you kill me in person?

i hate you. i love you. i mostly hate you. have my entire life in your hands.

this disgusts me.

you have hurt me.

do you feel powerful?

do you feel big?

i hate you.

oh i want to die.

(what if they did something for themselves, what if they were not the chosens of bhaal and bane for just a moment, and they could have this? GO FUCK YOURSELF ANOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

[yournewfriendshouse]

lately my body is like ‘you have 4-5 hours to sleep before I start screaming’ thanks body.

me, in agony: hey body what happened to that painkiller I took before going to sleep that is supposed to last twelve fucking hours?

body: sorry! can’t hear you over the screaming!

[butterfly-youkai]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

[pixiesnooze]

soMEBODY SEDATE ME

[fraugwinska]

Not gonna lie bestie you had my delulu ass torn up and invested at WORK with the Alastor and Human Reader fjkskskkdskksksksk 🥺❤️ (also screaming internally that I jumped into hell for my man because I’D DO IT AGAIN TOO.) love your work so much, by chance do you take requests or commissions because I would shell out so much money to you for your work ❤️❤️❤️ keep up the amazing job!!!!

WHAT IS HAPPENING?! FREDDIE, IS THIS REAL LIFE?! IS THIS JUST FANTASY?!

I write to bring joy, and here I am, sitting, crying, completely flabberghasted. Baby, send me a DM. I'll write anything for you.

[satans-codpiece]

I don't even know where to start with this page. I. oh mygod? ogh myg od.

[occasionally-writing]

YOOOO HEARTKILLERS MY DUDES!!!!!! 19 DAYS AND COUNTING!!!!

[red-velvet-0w0]

i have a conversation in 30 minutes that is probably going to be important and im scared

why is the passage of time taking so long

cant it just be done with already

[7000f1]

GIRLS

[littlegildedswallow]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS I'M SO PROUD OF MYSELF. MAYBE I STAND A CHANCE OF GETTING A SCHOLARSHIP TO CAMBRIDGE FOR MY MASTERS AFTER ALL !!!!!!!!

[sherlockig]

i swear that douglas mackinnon, neil gaiman and david jenkins are doing some experiments who can manage to hurt their viewers the most we are all just emotional lab rats and we have volunteered to be here

[radiostarsz]

You may not have reblogged any positivity thing, but felt the need to roll into your inbox and scream that I love your Alastor and your writing. And I'm still so hooked on our stuff! I LOVE IT SO MUHC!

YOU ARE SO SWEET TO ME DARLING. THIS MEAN A LOT . I PUT SO MUCH EFFORT ON IT AND KEEP IMPROVING, LEARNING. AAAAH IM SO HAPPY YOU LIKE MY ALASTOR. IM SO GLAD I MET YOU. I GOT SUPER HYPERFIXIATED ON THE CHEMISTRY OF OUR SHIP. LIKE I REALLY LIKE WRITTING WITH YOU TOO. I MIGHT OVERWORK AND OVERSLEEP WHEN IM HOME BUT REALLY I LOVE YOU. AND I LOVE YOUR ANGEL SO MUCH

[piratebay]

sorry i've gotta vent here

one of my bosses at work literally asked if i was recruited for ** police department at the last event that we did.

THE WORST THING ANYONE HAS SAID ABOUT ME EVER. STILL CAN'T GET OVER IT TBH.

[morporkian-cryptid]

I am writing a scene involving yakuzas, and I am faced with an impossible dilemma:

Adhering to Hyperfixation #1 aka Lupin III canon (Goemon does not go anywhere without the Zantetsuken, and absolutely would not enter a house full of yakuzas unarmed)

Or adhering to Hyperfixation #2a aka medieval Japan and Edo era samurai culture (samurais very ostensibly and ritually disarm themselves while visiting a warlord/higher-up) and Hyperfixation #2b aka the (modern) world of crime in Japan (yakuzas absolutely will not let you enter their HQ with a sword, much less a visible sword, and even less a sword that you are currently holding in your hand)

AND I CAN'T STAY ACCURATE TO BOTH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[synthesizedremains]

HOME FUCKING STRETCH

[wow-an-unfunny-joke]

Who wants to sit in silence and listen to tma with me?