#AAA episode 9

[caramelloss]

"you are my witch"

lilia calderu x reader • pure smut • 3.2k w/c

summary: you've been friends with lilia calderu for years. drunken from the poison of wine, you confess your love for the woman. although reluctant to admit her feelings, because she harbors a secret you don't know, you learn that lilia feels the same way. years of yearning come to an end, and you find yourself falling into your desires, unable to control what has been kept away for so long.

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author's note: so first i'd like to just THANK all of you for blowing up my post asking for who'd like to be tagged, because the taglist isn't even done, i can't fit them all in the blog. also, i tagged you if you liked or reblogged the tag ask post, because i bolded i would tag those who liked or reblogged. second; i'm sorry this isn't a longer fic. it was originally planned to be, but i don't want to use my idea i came up with in a one chapter fic, i'd like it to be used in a longer more meaningful one. i really hope you enjoy this. if you have any positive, negative, or general feedback, please let me know! i want to become the best author i can be for you guys. also, i'd love to receive any asks for fanfiction or one shots! i'm currently focused on my big multi character x reader fic, but im 100% open to and willing to write for your requests.

content includes: fingering, oral stimulation, biting, praise, hair pulling, pet name usage

you noticed the difference in her eyes like it was bolded in bright red ink. her smile fell, like an angel to descend from heaven. 'this is it' you thought, 'she’ll hate me.' you turned away in shame, your heart dropped. words flooded out, stupid, careless words. "i love you, lilia." 

you couldn't bear to look, you feared the disagreement would show on her face. your body tenses, and you scrunch the bridge of your nose with your fingers. you expect her to tell you to get out, or leave.. but you hear nothing. 

but you feel, oh, you feel. 

you feel her behind you, closer than when you had muttered those stupid, damning words. her fingers gently traced your neck, and you closed your eyes, the yearning in your soul up to its brink of expression. each breath you take is shaky, is heavy. you tilt your head aside, desperate to feel her warmth on your skin forever. 

you open your eyes when you feel her breath on your neck. she must've noticed your body's reaction, because she paused, and remained still. lilia traces her fingers down your body, to your hips. she stops here, her lips close to your ears, as her body presses into your back. 

you lean into her, your head slightly leaning back, at the pure and utter pleasure you feel being so close to her. her lips part, and with such composure, yet so little solidity, she delivers a line that would come to send shivers down your spine. "i have loved you since i saw you the first time, long ago. i am consumed and rattled by you at every waking second.." her hands pull you in, and you hum at the gesture. your eyes are closed, not because you hate this, or don't want to be there, but because the way you long for her in this moment now is too painful for you to bear. a lump forms in your throat when you feel her wet cheek graze your neck. she was in tears, and you needed to console her; but how? how should you console her now? you did not have much time to think. her lips, warm, soft, and gentle, were on your neck. the kiss she blessed your skin with felt like one that existed prior to the world, and forever past the present. it was torture, it was devastation, when she pulled away. it hurt, it was brutal.. so brutal, your lips parted, and you gasped quietly. your hand reached back for her head, and you enveloped your fingers in the curly, silver locks of her hair. you held her head close to yours, as her thumbs rubbed gently upon your hips. her voice broke as she completed her confession, and your heart broke with it; you'd do anything to protect her, to keep her from harm. "i'm a witch, y/n.. how could you ever love a witch?" 

your eyes opened, and you stopped breathing, for just a moment. you were sure you'd heard wrong. with a furrowed brow, and a worrisome expression, you broke away from her touch, from her hold. you turned to her, and your head tilted to the side, as tears began to form in your waterline. the sight of her, so weak, so doubtful of herself, so ashamed.. your heart shattered like a broken mirror. 

her face was lined with streaks of wet. she had cried for this, she suffered for it. she couldn't even look at you, her eyes were avert. 

your hands raced to cup her cheeks, and you gently wipe away her tears. her lips part, in astonishment, followed by her eyes meeting your gaze. finally, you saw those beautiful eyes again. your heart skipped a thousand beats at the sight of those irises. you smile, and your face softens. "lilia.." you whisper, your forehead pressed against hers now, "i've loved you since the sun rose opposite the moon. i've chased you in all of my wildest dreams. i've loved you in every moment and i would not stop because of what you are or are not." at your notation, her lips fold into a smile. she grabs your wrists softly, holding them. once more you spoke, "you are my witch, my little piece of divinity. you are mine, and my heart is yours." you watch as her eyes move from your eyes to your lips, and you wish for nothing but her to kiss you. 

after all these years, of being her "friend", you have never wanted anything more than for her to kiss you. it's like an insatiable hunger you cannot destroy. 

lilia bites her lip, and she grabs your chin with her pointer finger and her thumb. you start to breath heavy, and your heart begins to race. she brings your face to hers, so close that your lips graze against one another’s. you ache for her, you long for her. you need to taste her, to merge your body, your soul, your heart, with hers. you need her to kiss you. 

and she does. her lips mesh with yours in perfect harmony, like the melody of heaven’s sea. your mind is adrift, clouded. you cannot form a thought, you do not desire to form a thought. her unaccompanied hand caresses the small of your back, and you pull her closer with the hands you hold on her face. 

she slips her tongue along your bottom lip, and you moan softly into the kiss. her grip on your chin releases, and she holds your jaw instead. she guides you through the long, heart-felt kisses. her lips control your body, your mind. 

warmth builds between your thighs, and your head is still covered by nothing but a blanket of emptiness. lilia is the first to pull away, her lack of oxygen in her lungs being the culprit. you curse the living necessity of air. 

you yourself breathe heavy, panting almost. lilia’s lipstick is smudged, and you smirk at the notion that you've just kissed this marvel of a woman. she notices your cocky smile, and a single eyebrow lifts. she now wore a smirk herself. 

“you're looking at me like you've just seen me naked, y/n.” you chuckle when she says this. “while i wouldn't be opposed to that, i'm just a little satisfied with the fact that in the midst of kissing me, you forgot about your lipstick.”  

her smirk faded and her lips parted again, she pop looked offended, but you could tell it was just her beautiful sense of sarcasm. 

“fix it for me?” she asked this with a lower tone and a wink, and you felt your core throb at the sound of her voice. she wanted you to kiss her again. 

you ran your tongue across your bottom lip, and you couldn't help your smile. her hands guided your face close, and you pushed a curl behind her ear. she grew desperate, unable to wait. her lips caught yours, and you shut your eyes at the contact. in your head you pictured her eyes, beautiful and brown, like the rock embedded and shaded on the side of a mountain. your grip on her hair tightened as she pushed you back softly, making sure not to break the kiss. her lips were soft, so soft it felt like the comfort a pillow brings in the hour of sleep. you moan as your lower back makes contact with her counter, and your head leans back, which breaks the embrace. 

the wetness between your thighs grows, and you figure your underwear must be utterly ruined. lilia's fingers stroked your hair, and she shook her head slightly, a whisper following shortly. "let me taste you.. every inch of you.." you bite your lip, and hold her gaze, nodding hesitantly; even though you don't feel hesitant on your answer at all. her smirk returns, and her hands descend, down from your hair to your neck. she drags them further down, past your shoulders. she stops at where the unbuttoned cardigan opens, pushing the material off of your arms and body. her warmth intoxicates you when her skin brushes against yours. she plants hot kisses on your upper arms, which are exposed because of the camisole top you wore. 

her hands found the straps to your shirt, and she pulled them down slowly, kissing the empty place they used to cover. you tense, and your eyes shut as your lips purse together while you try to conceal the soft hum of pleasure you make.

lilia's fingers pull away the top, leaving you completely naked and exposed from your waist up. she smiles at the sight, her hands cupping your breasts. you feel the slick between your legs, it seems the inner part of your thighs had gotten soaked by extension.

her thumbs grazed over your nipples, and the sensation was enough to drive you wild. you pulled her head into the curve of your neck, your lips parted as soft moans escaped. she chuckles and her lips start to kiss your neck. 

your knees go weak, simply from the ecstasy her lips brings you. her thumbs lose the feel of your sensitive buds, and she begins to creep down your throat. she leaves sloppy kisses down your collarbone, and down to your nipples. her eyes close as she takes one into her mouth, suckling on the sweet spot. your eyes fall back, and you inhale, biting down onto your lip to stop yourself from being loud. her fingers play with your lone nipple, and you feel as though you will not be able to take much more of this before becoming pathetic for her. 

the witch releases your areola from her mouth and takes in the other, her tongue lapping around the bundle of nerves. her hands trace the curves of your body. they pause when she's reached your hips, and she digs her nails into your skin. the pain blends with the pleasure beautifully, and it's as if they are interchangeable. 

you breathe heavily, your stomach twitching when she starts to drag her lips down your stomach. your pussy was so wet that she could smell the scent of arousal from your waistline. her fingers pulled up the black skirt you wore, and it revealed your soaked nude panties. she chuckled, looking up at you with eyes that were darkened and overwhelmed with lust. she bit her lip and furrowed her brow, which made you roll your eyes. 

“you're so wet, darling. i could just devour you.” you gently pull her hair, forcing her head back a little. she smirks, and you pout. “please, i need you” you say, pleading for her tongue, for her fingers, for her to be the one to shape you into a mess of a woman. 

she winks, bringing her mouth to your inner thigh. she leaves kisses along your skin, and it seems as though she’s teasing you. her eyes stay locked onto yours with each touch of her lips, she wants to see your face as she tortures you.

your hands release her hair, and grab onto the counter behind you, your nails scratch the surface with each new touch. her eyes look so dark, and it turns you on even more. 

but your view of them is gone as she bites into your other thigh. her teeth are sharp, and your jaw drops, you whimper. her teeth release, and she kisses the bite mark. you open your eyes to see it, to see the mark she had left. it was dark red, and your expression changed, you felt your core throb uncontrollably, and you grabbed her head by her hair, guiding her to your cunt. your eyes pleaded with her. 

lilia opened her mouth and licked the wet slick on your panties, all while looking you dead in the eyes. the touch was faint, but it was all your body needed to jerk up. it was so cruel, the way she left you needy and desperate for her. you couldn't think beyond her tongue on your clit, or her fingers buried in your warm folds. 

she bit the material of your under garment, pulling it slowly down your legs. her eyes were stolen away by the sight of you completely naked and in front of her, soaked, ruined. you were such a slut for her. you wonder if she would tease you about how soiled you got for her later down the line. 

the witch sighed, and her lips kissed the very inside of your thighs, right beside where you writhed for her. you thought you might faint. 

using your hand, you rubbed her cheek, shaking your head at the sight of her, down on her knees, ready to please you.  

she turned her face, kissing your gentle fingers. you smiled, and you took a deep breath as she brought her face as close as possible to your core. her eyes were focused on your face, you could tell she wanted to watch your face as she ate you out. so typical of her. 

her face buried between your legs, her tongue circling your clit. your hands shot behind you to the counter once more, desperate to hold yourself up. your eyes closed, and your back arched. the moan that echoed through the room was inevitable. she took her time, finding the nerves that were more sensitive and paying more attention to them. you thought she must've found you stupid to be so wet and needy for her. 

her tongue sped up, and she took your clit into her mouth, suckling the bud. you couldn't control the way your hips bucked, or the way your knees fell wobbly and weak. her hands grabbed your hips to stabilize her, and she pulled her mouth away in a flash. 

you were worrisome, you thought maybe you'd messed up, or maybe she'd realized she didn't want you like this. it was almost heartbreaking to feel her pull away. 

she had never stopped looking at you, though. you of course couldn't tell because your eyes had closed before out of the extremity of what you were feeling. 

she looked serious, determined, but her eyes were still as dark as before. you blush at the sight of her face covered in your taste, your slick. her mouth opened, and you heard every word with such a heavy impact. “do not close your eyes again. i want to see your eyes, your face, at every moment. do you understand?”

your heart starts to race again, there was just something so inexplicable about the way her words made you feel. you nod your head, scared that if you spoke your words would be jumbled. she didn't accept it though, her voice changed, from demanding to mischievous. “you understand..? what do you understand, dear? how does it make you feel..? tell me how i make you feel.” 

you bite your lip, looking up at the ceiling. maybe you were throwing up a prayer that you wouldn't mess up, or maybe you were just trying to prepare yourself for what she wanted from you. her right hand slipped from your hip, and you didn't notice, so fixated on her request. you went to start speaking, but as you did, you felt her fingers inside of you. 

your head leaned back, and you closed your eyes. a hushed “fuck!”, was followed by a loud humming. she smirked, “what did i say about closing your eyes, baby?” 

you forced them open, forced them to lock their gaze down onto her own. you wanted to make her happy. you needed to please her just as badly as you needed her to make you cum. 

“i'm sorry, darling—” as you began again, her fingers started to pump inside of your pussy, and your mouth lay agape. she didn't stop, even as you took a moment to continue, and you took a deep breath. 

“you want me to look— oh, fuck.. god.” it was like she went faster with each word you spoke. you took note of her devilish grin, thinking that you'd someday get your revenge. “you want me to look at you, you want to see me when— shit!” your body flinches as she curls her digits inside you, her speed still gradually increasing. “come on, princess, you're doing so good” she whispered this against your clit, right before sucking it into her mouth again. 

you bit your lip and your hands pulled her by the hair, just giving you something to hold onto. “when i cum for you, when i'm just a puddle for you.. you want to see me when i take your fingers!” 

the words came out shaky, spaced between your moans and whimpers. her fingers started to go as fast as they could, and lilia lapped her tongue around your wet clit, stimulating every single part of your cunt. she was still looking at you. you held her gaze as you started to tremble, your body shaking as it came to the brink of an orgasm. 

you finished your thought, giving her what she asked of you. “it makes me feel like abandoning everything for you, to have you like this, every second, every moment.”

her eyes closed, and you watched her remain between your thighs. your body hit a climax, and your hips bucked up, your back arching. you yelled for her, her name. your eyes rolled to the back of your head and you bit your lip to muffle any further sounds as she fucked you through your orgasm. 

when you had came, your white fluid casing over her fingers, she pulled her mouth away from your clitoris. 

you, with your head still fuzzy, had managed to pull her back up to you by her hair. her lips were so wet because of you. you immediately pull her in to kiss you, tasting yourself on her tongue and lips. she pulled away, breaking the contact. her teeth captured your bottom lip and you sighed when she pulled it back. 

lilia’s lips started kissing your neck, and she brought them to your ear, whispering hushedly, “clean your pretty little mess, my love.” 

you whimper, and you open your lips, as she slips her two cum-covered fingers inside of your mouth. you suck off your fluid, and the growing wetness between your legs returns.

the older witch laughs, kissing your neck again. her lips find yours once more, and she kisses you like there is no other action in this world. her tongue invades your mouth, as she tastes the sweetness that remains. 

[prismaticpoet]

what almost made me cry (along with her using the wisdom of the other witches of her coven in the final fight) was that part of the flashback where Agatha told her son that she can do so much stuff (mostly damaging) with her magic, but she cannot "use her purple" to magic a meal for him (warp and create reality out of nothing like Wiccan, and Wanda), she cannot heal him (Jenn's potions and healing knowledge), she cannot protect him (like Alice, a protection witch) and she cannot divine when death will come for him again (like Lilia divined future dangers and many other events)... she always needed her coven! THIS coven that we ended up knowing and loving in these few episodes. she just didn't know it yet. i don't think she ever realised it, at least not til it was too late, in the afterlife. but what sweet full-circle moments these two scenes were 💜

[thepetitepiper]

Agatha, is her math mathing? (Spoilers)

So in the final episode Agatha mentions that Billy actually saved a life rather than killing three because she was going to kill the coven before Billy created the road. BUT weren't there only two witches she could have stolen powers from in the coven? Alice and Lillia could have fired at Agatha, but Jen's powers were sealed and Sharon didn't have any powers. ALSO, let's not forget Lillia stopped the witches from firing on Agatha so potentially no one would have died because Agatha's scheme may already have been foiled.

So, does that mean Agatha was going to murder Jen and Sharon (and Billy?) to cover her tracks? OR would only two of the four other coven members have died? Also, what about Tommy? Does saving Tommy negate a death because he granted life?

Let's take Agatha at her word and assume that without the road she would have killed all four other coven members.

Without The Road: 4 (coven) - 4 (coven) = 0 (no coven left)

With The Road: 4 (coven at the start of The Road) - 3 (Sharon, Alice, and LIllia) = 1 (Jen) (+1 alive)

With The Road, Tommy included: 4 (coven at the start of The Road) - 3 (Sharon, Alice, and LIllia) + 1 (Tommy) = 2 (Jen and Tommy) (+2)

Now, let's assume Agatha used her usual methods and only killed two of the coven (draining them).

4 (the coven) - 2 (Alice and Lillia) - 0 (no Tommy) = 2 (Jen and Sharon) (+2)

Lastly, Agatha not killing anyone due to Lillia's interference.

4 (the coven) - 0 (due to Lillia's interference) = 4 (all live)

5 (the coven, including Agatha) - 0 (Lillia's interference) - 1 (the Salem seven killing Agatha because she has no powers) = 4

So, is Billy up by +1 (saving Jen's life)?

Would you say he is up +2 (saving Jen and Tommy).

Agatha only killed by draining, is Billy down by -1 (because Sharon and would also have lived).

Or, is Billy at 0 (Sharon died but Tommy saved)?

[eumeliafeu]

I actually cried twice watching the last two episodes of AAA. Once during 8 and once during 9. Wtf is wrong with the show runners? Why do they act so well? I'm literally in emotional pain. Basically, this WILL be affecting me for a while and I will take boops to feel better. The actors were so good and I'm actually really happy where they ended the series. Good job to everyone who worked on it and I applaud those who guessed correctly on what happened in the episodes. Also, Agatha is in fact my blorbo and I'm so happy we got confirmation that she wasn't a bad person, just a good person who did bad things because she thought it was good/she was grieving. I just wish she could heal, and I hope Billy and Tommy can be that for her. Also, good on Jen for just flying away, go be happy girl!

[chiefblossom]

Agatha all along spoilers ep 9

AM I THE ONLY ONE ANNOYED BY THE WHOLE "I tend to kill me coven members" "so do I" EXCHANGE

it was made very clear that billy WASNT a member of the coven, Agatha DIDNT try to drain his powers because he wasn't part of the coven, (edit : I forgot about the black heart to represent him 😭 but I still stand by it) HE DOESNT KILL HIS COVEN MEMBERS, AGATHA KILLED ALICE, (TECHNICALLY) JEN KILLED SHARON/MRS HART, LILIA IS A BAD BITCH WHO SACRIFICED HERSELF

BILLY MAY HAVE BEEN THE ROAD BUT HE DIDNT KILL THEM. Lilia I'm a bit on the fence about cause I love patti lupone

BUT LITTLE BABY BILLY DIDNT KILL THEM, HES NEVER JAD A COVEN BEFORE???

[madmaxified]

“you died protecting someone” SEE BUT THATS A BLATANT LIE‼️‼️ I SEE YOU JAC SCHAFER AND UR SNEAKY TRICKS I SEE YOU‼️‼️

[ohshitfangirlalert]

Actually, I'm not capable mentally to rewatch AAA from episode 1-9. I just am not strong enough y'all. The therapy bill will be just way too high.

[iheartsteve0704]

If they meant to write Agatha to continuously weaponize Rio’s love for her and Agatha not love Rio at all, I mean they did it really badly. The longing looks and pining from Agatha alone? I mean episode 8 made no sense.

And then trying to turn Rio into the crazy obsessed ex? We never got their backstory so we literally don’t even know their dynamic and where that was coming from. Because from our perspective as the viewers, with no backstory, we can only feel bad for Rio because she was just doing her job and she had done nothing but really love Agatha. She really did give Agatha special treatment and time that was non existent which showed that Rio truly cared for Agatha to the extent that she would break natures rules for her.

I just don’t know we went from an incredibly emotional and intimate scene like “she is my scar” and the entirety of EP1 with Rio’s gentleness with Agatha to whatever we were given in episode 8 and 9? I truly wished writers and showrunners knew how to handle WLW relationships because I have yet to see one done justice and I thought AAA would’ve been the exception.

[scxrlett-wid0w]

SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

context: I watched AAA episodes 8&9

[shutupineedtothink]

AAA final thoughts + praise 🙌🏼

Ok now that I’ve had a few days to sit with the finale and let go of my preconceived ideas of what it should be, yeah it really was brilliant. I still don’t Iove ghost Agatha, but I get it. And now I’m really pulling for Wanda to come back so that she can bring Agatha back (this happens in the comics apparently) and we can do a MCU witch movie. Sign Jac Schaeffer IMMEDIATELY, Feige. Lock her down, we all want more of this shit.

As to where the show ranks overall in the MCU, I feel like at this point it has to be #1. Even above WandaVision, and certainly above Loki, as much as I love both of them. This show just does… more. Like I can’t believe how much they packed into these 9 episodes. This is what… a true six hander? Six fully defined characters with fully developed arcs and satisfying journeys? With the possible exception of Agatha and Billy’s journey not being over yet, which doesn’t take away from their arcs and development along the show. (Again, had to let go of my own theories there.) WandaVision at most had 3… Wanda, Vision, and Monica, and I don’t feel like Vision had much of an arc tbh.

And then all the little witchy horror movie references throughout, the incredible seeding of the Billy’s Road reveal, building up and breaking down the coven, Agatha’s incredible complexity as a character and not being able to neatly put her in any category, hero, villain, anti-hero, whatever. You really can’t pin her down and I don’t think I’ve seen that in the MCU ever. I guess the last character like that was sort of Loki, but he had more of a true redemption arc. Agatha just… exists in the gray at all times. You just never know what she’s gonna do. And it’s amazing.

Then there’s the Ballad and truly weaving that throughout the whole show in such a way that it’s instrumental (pun intended) to the plot… who does that? Plus the amazing score that feels just as present throughout. The only comp I can kind of make is Clara’s theme in DW, but the Ballad is way more intentional throughout.

I can’t possibly go into it all but the sheer amount of setup and pay off is incredible. And yet we leave with more mysteries to solve and more questions to ask, which is also incredible!

Not to mention the production design, the practical effects, costumes, makeup — every visual was stunning.

And I’m not even going to get into AgathaRio (and Nicky) and all the tragic complexity there. I get wanting a happy ending but… also what ever made you think this would be as simple as a happy ending? They are a. Capital S. STORY. They’re practically mythological. Who cares about happily ever after when you can have Epic, Fated, Complex Romance that literally transcends this Earth. Like what more do you want?? That is the top echelon of epic romance. Disconnect the “happy ever after” = “good romance” link in your brain, you know? Judge by complexity and emotionality and dynamic range rather than something as simple and boring as do they end up together or not. They’re so wildly interesting and I’m so glad we could get more of them in the future. (Ok I did get into it oops)

And the humor?? I don’t think I even need to say anything. But what comedic excellence from everyone across the board, with Kathryn Hahn leading the charge of course. And to balance that with the drama without undercutting either of them is not easy, but they all did it flawlessly.

I could go on and on but I just hope this show, and Jac, and Kathryn, and everyone involved gets their flowers for this work of art. There’s just so much love and care and intentionality here. It really feels like a standout not just in the MCU but in contemporary TV in general. Easily my top show of 2024, it’s not even a contest. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[jubshead]

I have a question: when episodes 8 and 9 of AAA are released, will you guys watch them first and then re watch everything or will you first re watch everything and then watch the last two episodes?

[caramelloss]

Rio: "Something feels off. I just killed my soulmate and I still feel like she's here.."

ten seconds later

Agatha, floating through Rio's body and smiling: "Well, that was one hell of a kiss. Too bad we can't do it again, you know, the whole ghost thing—"

Rio, holding her dagger, visibly enraged: "OUT OF ALL THE THINGS YOU COULD HAVE DONE TO SPITE ME, YOU TURN INTO A FUCKING GHOST?"

Agatha, proud, cackling: "Oh please, this just means I get to annoy you forever, and see you change when you don't know i'm watching.."

Billy, mouth wide open: "Wait- does this mean we will NEVER get rid of you?"

Agatha: "Pretty much, but I know neither of you are complaining. I mean, I did kind of save your life— multiple times!"

Rio, palming her head: "I hate ghosts."

Agatha, with a smirk, floating into her line of vision: "You know what they say.. a little bit of hate sex never hurt anyone"

[a-green-misstep]

Nandor x Guillermo episode list TL:DR versions

This is a simplified list of all the nandermo episodes in What We Do in The Shadows (TV show). A good number of episodes have nothing substantial in them relating to the ship other then maybe one scene, and so are skippable. For the full version of the post (with a lot of notes about little things) go here LINK

Rating system:

A : Top tier interaction and or important for plot

B : Less important overall, but got some fluff in there

C : May having nothing or close to nothing, skippable

Season 1

Episode: 1 A

Episode: 2 C

Episode: 3 C

Episode: 4 A

Episode: 5 C

Episode: 6 B

Skip to 18:00

Episode: 7 A

Episode: 8  A

Episode: 9 A

Episode: 10 A

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Season 2

Episode: 1  B

Episode: 2 C

Episode 3:  B

Episode 4:  B

Episode 5:  C

Episode 6: C

Episode 7:  A

Episode 8: A

Episode: 9 B

Skip to 15:30

Episode 10: A

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Season 3

Episode 1:  A

Episode 2: AA

Episode 3: A

Episode 4: AAA

Episode 5:  C

Episode 6:  B

Episode 7: C

Episode 8:  AAA

Episode 9: A

Episode 10:  A

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Season 4

Episode 1: A

Episode 2: A

Episode 3:  B

Episode 4: A

Episode 5: C

Epsiode 6: A

Episode 7:  B

skip to 19:00

Episode 8: C

Episode 9:  A

Episode 10: A

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Season 5

Episode 1: A

Episode 2: A

Episode 3:  A

Episode 4: B

Episode 5: B

Episode 6: B

Episode 7: C

Episode 8: A

Episode 9: A

TBH skip to 17:00

Episode 10: A

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Season 6

Episode 1: B

Episode 2: B

Episode 3: A

Episode 4: A

Episode 5: AAA

[killing-hannibals-body]

I think that I’ll get some flack for this, but I want to talk about it anyways.

I see a lot of people saying that AAA falls into the classic dead lesbian trope, and, if you look at it simply, one of them dying immediately after a lesbian kiss would fit into that trope.

However, in the bigger scope of things: Agatha isn’t dead. She’s a ghost. While being a ghost technically means being dead, it’s not like Lexa from the 100 or Villanelle from Killing Eve. They exist in a universe where they can never, ever come back.

There’s also an established afterlife (if Agatha doesn’t get her body back like she does in the comics). That afterlife ensures that Agatha will be reunited with Nicholas (and once she finds peace with that, reunited with Rio, as it’s established that she was ready to take Rio back when she thought Teen was her son).

Agatha is also shown to already be able to gain some sort of corporeal presence, meaning physical touch is not out of the question. They’re not doomed to never touch again (and if Agatha actually dies, Rio is shown to hold Nicholas’ hand after he’s a spirit, so, once again, physical touch will be possible).

Jac Schaeffer wanted the kiss to be beautiful and tragic and a representation of where their relationship currently is: tender, sexy, but also incredibly toxic. She didn’t intend for it to be some sort of punishment, especially because they were lovers and partners before the kiss. Once again, going back to Lexa and Villanelle: they were killed off almost immediately after the first kiss/first time having sex. While Agatha and Rio’s “kiss of death” was the first we saw as an audience, it was not their first kiss and most certainly won’t be their last.

While everyone is entitled to their opinions (and if you’re upset at the trope being present at all), I feel like this case doesn’t fit the trope completely when taking in the full picture. Not showing their past is unfortunate, but I do believe that it wasn’t the show-runner’s intention to neglect the couple. They had lots of ideas but were limited to the 9 episodes given. When you listen to the writers and the actors, there’s so much love and thought in their relationship. If you recall the interviews with the writers and actors behind Clexa and Villaneve, there wasn’t much thought, love, or care in the relationship (though I do think that Jodie Comer was deeply invested in Villanelle’s character).

Anyway, those are my two cents! Please don’t take this as an offense to how you feel! I just feel like some people don’t remember/weren’t around when being a lesbian was essentially a punishment.

Agatha gave us a gay kiss, a lesbian kiss, a sapphic coven, a “trans live matters” flag, a “if you want a straight answer, ask a straight lady”, I’m the “queer-ent.”

Plus: the gay kiss is a kiss. They allowed two women to literally make out on television. Tell me you’ve seen such a passionate kiss between two women on TV with such deep history.

[fakeagatha]

‼️Spoilers‼️

Agatha episode 8&9

Okay guys when I tell you I have never cried like that (e.g breaking down at random times of the day 100 times) since my cat died and I had my first breakup at 14, WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT ME?

I don't know, just losing Agatha was heartbreaking to me, I'm just thankful she's not gone gone.

Also we got the Agathario kiss, TONGUE AND ALL? AND WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE A DEATH KISS?

Agatha saying that she didn't want to see Rio when she died, but Rio was the last thing she ever saw and felt

But she'll DEFINITELY be back. Probably not an AAA season 2, but I think she will be in whatever show that Tommy is in, and it will show Agatha and Billy searching for him, basically where the show ended.

[ratherembarrassing]

Why did you love AAA so much?

Let me rephrase a bit and explain myself. I loved the show too but I was a bit disappointed with all that was unsaid and not showed after it ended, and not only regarding the ship, which obviously bothers me a little bit too "just like old times" ok? WHEN? As an example.

But also some of the small inconsistencies with the characters and their actions. Why the sudden change in Agatha from episode 4 almost kissing Rio, episode 5 staring lovingly at her to episode 8 making a deal to never see her again? Were there ever any feelings?

And with the holes left unexplained with Agatha as a character, which I think maybe that can be explained in some other appearances but when did she get the darkhold? Can she control her powers or not? Why the killings? Why does her mother said she was evil since she was born?

But I also think I've let myself be manipulated by all the negative reactions I read as soon as I finished the episode and opened Twitter, so I would like to read the opinion of positive people, if they don't mind sharing, because this show meant so much to me and I don't want it to be ruined by something that maybe I'm not seeing.

Agatha is still my favorite character of all time and maybe I'm just having trouble accepting the fact that one just with 9 episodes and a big cast wasn't going to spell out every minute of her life for me lol but I still would like to read some people's opinions about it all

forgive me, i'm drunk on cider and cheese, but i think the answer to your question is: i freed myself of expectations and had a great fucking time with everything they have me.

it's SO fucking hard to enjoy something when you set a benchmark to be met and what you get isn't that. in fact i find it almost impossible to enjoy something when i'm going in with that frame of mind, even when what i'm given is something i would have in other circumstances enjoyed the pants off of, and it fucking sucks. so i stopped doing that. if you see mention of something that sounds cool, don't watch any promo about it! ignore online hype as best you can! just fucking ignore everything and GO IN WITHOUT IT.

i think the worst thing about this corner of the internet these days is that there's a list of things that's fairly set in stone now about what a f/f ship in a show Must Include, and if it doesn't then it does not matter what was given, it has failed and must be denounced until there is absolute no joy left to be found. and it sucks, man. this corner of the internet is exhausting. something shows promise, everyone flocks, that thing inevitably doesn't follow the script, and we're off to the races. kill the fandom voice in your head!

absolutely none of that says a damn thing about what i did enjoy, but it's 100% why i was able to do so.

also, stop calling unknown character background a plot hole. it's not. characters contradicting themselves isn't inconsistent writing, that is a plot point. stories give you things to think about and sometimes you gotta do the work yourself! go have fun doing it, it's literally the reason we tell stories.