#A-Team van

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Sniper and his koala

[homkamiro]

sniper would be the kinda guy to say "aw don't worry mate it's just a little bug" and it's the biggest damn tarantula you've ever seen

She's just a small baby!!!

[mail-me-a-snail]

there's some kinda dingo 'round these parts

[moonagedaydreamsofrhiannon]

Yellowjackets as famous artworks

Misty and Crystal as “Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan” by Ilya Repin:

Shauna and Jackie as “Saturn Devouring His Son” by Francisco Goya:

Lottie as “The Wounded Deer” by Frida Kahlo:

Doomcoming as “Fire Dance” by Joseph Tomanek:

Javi as “The Sacrifice of Isaac” by Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio:

Laura Lee as “Joan of Arc” by John Everett Millais:

Coach Ben as “The Desperate Man” by Gustave Courbet:

Natalie and her dad as “Judith Beheading Holofernes” by Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio:

The Jackie feast as “The Golden Apple of Discord” by Jacob Jordaens:

Shauna’s marriage as “The Reluctant Bride” by Auguste Toulmouche:

The team during the winter as “The Potato Eaters” by Vincent Van Gogh:

Travis during Doomcoming as “The Flaying of Marsyas” by Titian:

The card drawing as “The Execution of Lady Jane Grey” by Paul Delaroche:

Coach Ben witnessing the Jackie feast as “The Scream” by Edvard Munch:

Travis and Javi as “Anguish” by August Friedrich Schenck:

Tai and Van on the expedition as “The Dead Miner” by Charles Christian Nahl:

Shauna as “The Lunatic of Étretat” by Hugues Merle:

The final few survivors as “Cannibals” by Odd Nerdrum:

Natalie as “Death and the Soldier” by Hans Larwin:

The team and the Wilderness as “Self-Portrait with Death Playing the Fiddle” by Arnold Böcklin:

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Magicians and their lovely assistant

[orangeboxnlime]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Based on this

[slobber-teeth]

pioneering an exciting new ship called snipervan where sniper fucks his van. and they're both butch women. you're welcome!! check out @sewerdraws contribution to the cause here!!

[zarla-s]

i bet someone's done this before but i DID IT ANYWAY

(inspired by this video)

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artstuff

[noahsartt]

happy june to literally the entire yellowjackets team

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he likes to be carried

[allwomenjointhe4bmovement]

Male privilege.

"False allegations can ruin a man's life" 🤡

On the bright side, I'm glad Celine Dion has recovered. Her performance was absolutely amazing!!!

[mail-me-a-snail]

son of a bitch i forgot to attach this to the sniperspy post but. this is them to me this is their different dynamics

brief explanations under the cut

red spy and sniper fight often but really, theyre an old married couple about it. they might not enjoy each other's methods but they can see that the other is well versed in their craft and have come to respect that, being like-minded professionals.

blu sniper fucking hates red spy. hes still embarrassed about being caught off guard by him in meet the spy and red makes it a point to mock him about it constantly. part of the reason blu spy decided to take matters into his own hands and carve red sniper up in the same way, honestly.

blu spy and blu sniper sit together at the very far end of the 'most affected by being clones' scale; spy is very close to blu engie and that pisses the hell out of sniper. scout also pisses him off (really, he envies scout for having family on blu team, even if he recognizes that that's unfair) so what blu sniper and spy have isnt romantic, per se, but there's something there. they're both coasting along on borrowed, hazy memories. they both don't feel like people. maybe they can make each other real.

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arttrade w @/m00nsters1tt3r on twt

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vampire au where they can only drink the blood type they were before they were turned. other blood has an almost poisonous effect, burning them from within like acid and drinking too much of it can kill them

in the old days, before the knowledge of blood types, it made humans they could feed on absolutely precious. they're kept safe, pampered and doted on; a vampire’s most prized possession

attacking another vampire's human is seen as the highest insult; not only is it a slight against them, it also carries the implication of "i want you to starve"

it's also used as the cruelest of punishments; starving a vampire for months, until they're feral with hunger just for their torturer to throw in a random human, watching them desperately suck down poison, their instincts begging them to keep drinking even as it kills them

ghost is one of the few who survived it; thrown in a pit so deep, he saw stars in the middle of the day, left with nothing but the dried bodies of the humans roba drained without care, others with their throats slit, blood he can't drink spilled out around them

a taunt of the one thing he needs but will never get

but ghost hasn't survived this long just to give up here

he refuses to die in this stinking, rotted pit

ghost is a force of nature as he descends over roba's manor; killing any who wander into his path until the halls run red. until he gets his hands on roba and tells him a secret:

vampires can feed on the blood of any vampire, regardless of blood type

it becomes a legend in vampire high society; if you starve another, you'd best make sure they actually die

otherwise you might end up piled in a dining room, the vampire you left for dead lounging on a throne of corpses with his fangs lodged in your throat

ghost decimates roba's empire, burning it to the ground until no one dares to speak his name in fear of incurring his wrath. it's incredibly taboo for a vampire to feed off another but ghost's too powerful for anyone to challenge him and the other vampires are too scared to try. scared of what he's willing to do, the lengths he'll go to; not that they'll ever admit it

soap is the first human he ever brings to court; delicately bathed in the finest silks and jewels, his throat always bare so he can show off ghost's ownership, his bite framed in lace

he's not like the delicate waifs the other vampires show off; he doesn't cling to his master, demure and submissive. he shows off his teeth as often as any vampire, fully willing to rip out the throats of any who insult him or ghost

a feral master needs a just as feral pet

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Wish there were subtitles with this gif because he’s screaming “OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” This is what is happening in my head, THAT IS SO AWESOME!!!!! I WANT THAT FAN SO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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