#A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound.

[feral-ass-raccoon]

welp. that answers that.

[gobbogoo]

Kratos: "BOY WE MUST DEFEAT THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST"

Mimir: "Are ya sure this is a good idea, brother? The legends say it's bloody impossible ta complete. Even the Aesir left it alone."

Boy: "Is that true, father?"

Kratos: "LEARN TO DISREGARD ALL LEGENDS, BOY. THEY ARE TOLD BY MEN WHO WERE NOT THERE."

Mimir: "Well of course they weren't there. Otherwise they'd be dead, too!"

Boy: "But if they weren't there, how do they know it's impossible?"

Mimir: "...huh. Guess I hadn't considered-"

Kratos: "QUIET."

FitnessGram™ (distant): "The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that-"

Boy: "Is it...getting closer?"

Kratos: "PREPARE YOURSELF BOY."

Mimir: "Oh yeah, I'm regretting this already."

[thornethenorn]

Me: What if i’m faking being disabled

Also me, actually unable to breather after 10 laps in the fitness gram pacer test:

[yooflm]

tbh

[uravitypng]

pseudo/faux - brother & sister ((toru-nii?)) ??? -oikawa x chubby reader HEAR ME OUT GUYS TORU WOULD HAVE THESE PERVERTED FEELINGS ABOUT SOMEONE WHO GREW UP TOGETHER LIKE SIBLINGS !!! (i've been thinking about this for the last couple days so i had to write it but go easy on me, first time writing this concept.) (there's probably mistakes in this, i wrote it before bed, i'm sleepy, sdfgchjvs)<3 (dark content)(MDNI -18+)(always check the warnings on my writing)

you're the younger sister of hajime by a year and you've been close since you were kids, you were his number one supporter. even though you were a year apart you spent a lot time together because you didn't have many friends you had joined the volleyball team as the manager so you could spend more time with him.

because of hajime it meant that you grew up surrounded by toru as well. you were so close you even called him toru-nii, he was like family, an older brother like hajime but toru didn't see you like that, not anymore...

once he had been your protector from bullies and your tutor to help you pass difficult classes you didn't understand but that was a long time ago now, you're not kids anymore.

in your eyes he's still your toru-nii, just like hajime is your nii-san. people say you need to stop calling them such childish nicknames now that you're in your adulthood but you ignore them, it doesn't sound right coming out of your mouth when you call them their names.

toru doesn't know when his feelings started to change towards you, he doesn't know when his innocent feelings became warped, when he started to feel guilty. all he knows is just one day you came running up to him wrapping your arms around his neck and hugging him, your soft body pressing against him, you hadn't seen each other in weeks since you've both been so busy and barely had any contact at all through texts. oikawa hugged your back just as tightly that day.

all he knows is that day something changed within him, he wanted to hug you all the time, wanted you on your lap. he wanted you to go to every single game of his and wear his oversized jersey, imaging how it would cling to your round frame. he wanted to kiss your chubby cheeks and take you to fancy restaurants. he wants you.

it became a problem that day, you grabbing his hand to take him where you want to go while you call his toru-nii, that should have stopped his feelings in his tracks but it didn't- he got hard. that was the thing that made him guilty, you referring to him as toru-nii made him aroused. he wanted you to call him it again, straight after.

an innocent nickname turned into something more.

to you nothing changed though, you didn't ever think of him differently. you knew girls fawned over him and objectively you understand why but it's weird for you to think about for too long. back at school some of your classmates would say how jealous they are of you because you get to spend so much time with oikawa and you agreed that you were lucky to spend time with him, just for completely different reasons.

what toru didn't realise is his feelings towards you weren't something that he was suppose to feel even when you were both younger. he excused it as an big brother being protective just like iwa is but it wasn't the same. it's not normal to disguise subtle threats with a smile whenever someone got a bit to close up and personal with you asking for your number, he wouldn't want them to hurt your feelings. it's not normal for him to offhandedly make a comment in front of a large group of people about someone who upset you, if a rumour gets spread around school about that person then so well. he did this all platonically of course... hajime would have done exactly the same... right?

so was it really a surprise that late at night he couldn't help himself but stroke his cock, bucking his hips up to meet his hand. wet sounds echo around the room and toru lightly applies more pressure when his hand hits the base of his pelvis. his other hand holds onto his sheet tightly as he groans and moans picturing you there with him.

he starts talking like you're there with him, imagining you bouncing on his cock and your plump figure laying underneath him. stomach rolls squished together when when he's pushed your legs up against your chest and body jiggling with each thrust.

"feels so good baby, you make me feel so good. i know- ffuck- i know i'm big baby but you can take it, can't you. let toru-nii look after you." as soon as he says 'let toru-nii look after you' he cums with a moan of your name.

with every single night that passes he feels less guilty. this weekend you're planning to stay at his for a few days instead of getting a hotel. oikawa knows his walls aren't very thick. 'maybe she'll decide to help her poor toru-nii out. maybe she loves her toru-nii like i love her.'

[akanemnon]

Me when:

(The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.)

LMAO

[the-fr-north-carolina-totally]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start.

The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal.

[Beep]

A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound.

[Ding]

Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start.

On your mark,

Get ready,

Start.

[ominous-signs]

LGBT stands for lesbian, gay, bi, and The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Happy FitnessGram™ Pacer Test Month everyone

[teastyun]

༘⋆ blooming heart

(NSFW! minors dni) part 3/3

╰┈➤ part 1, part 2 ; masterlist

“that good, huh?” she says with a grin and you finally look up at her, your eyes are glossy and your lips swollen. you look like a doll, only made for her entirely alone to see and admire. you couldn’t help but smile back. “that was just the beginning, doll,” she whispers in your ear.

while you’re trying to maintain your breath from your recent orgasm, Abby’s already one step ahead. she has her strap on, waiting for you to calm down, while she caresses your legs up and down with her big hands.

anytime she touches you, you are so hyper aware of anything she does.

right now, she’s admiring you again, but this time with her strap on. you gasp at the majestic sight of her. so strong, handsome and pretty and the same time with a violet 22 cm (9 inches for my fellow Americans) strap beneath her legs.

“let me take care of you this time, Abby.”

you pushed yourself to sit on her lap and her dick slides against your wet slit, leaving you shivering and whimpering. Abby was in awe at the sight of you and her hands grab your ass, squeezing and caressing it as you coat her cock with your slick. you took her lubed dick into your hands and let its tip slide over your clit to your entrance, drawing circles around it.

“fuck, don’t leave me hanging, princess,” she says with a desperate tone, slowly getting fed up with your teasing.

your eyes opened and she was looking at you with those dark, soft eyes. “I could never,” you whisper into her ear, while slowly inserting her dick inside of you. you both moan at the same time and you desperately clutch onto her shoulders to maintain your composure. all the way in, you slowly start to adjust to the feeling of her filling you up so deep, you are ready to come on the spot.

“Abby, I can feel you so deep inside of me,” you mumble and start bouncing on it like you’re in a trance.

“As you should,” she whispered, leaning back and watching you take her dick completely in.

“fuck- you’re so tight doll,” she moans when the back of the strap hits her clit with each of your bounce.

“you know, this is why I couldn’t speak to you. fuck, I couldn’t even look at you. it was torture to know you exist and that you’re not with me,” she looks at your bouncing pierced tits, “and to fuck you, when you’d walk inside our room with almost nothing on but a shirt and that sweet, fucking revealing underwear,”

her hands take a firm hold on your hips, “sorry doll, I can’t take it no more.” the grip on your hips made you bounce so hard on her cock with her strength that you two moaned loudly, as you threw your head back from the pleasure.

she switches you around and you're beneath her. "y'look so pretty for me," she starts fucking you so fast and deep, while hitting that bundle of nerves inside of you with every single thrust. “Abby-” you start, but a cry escapes your lips.

“I’m-" you throw your head back, "-so close, don’t stop,” desperately, you wrap your arms around her neck. you try to hold her close, so you can to feel every inch of her hot skin on you and vice versa. your piercings touching her chest made her go insane. she wraps her arms around your back so tightly, as she whispers “me too, princess, me too,” and bites your neck as she tries to hide any loud sounds, so she could only hear you.

that’s when you finally break, screaming her name and gripping her hair, while your high made you see stars. she looked up to watch you beneath her breaking into pieces, but she wouldn't stop thrusting into you. Abby can't help but moan at the sight of you. your teary eyes, sparky skin and your messy hair, she thinks she's dreaming when she sees you.

shortly after, she abruptly stops her thrusts and grinds her dick so deep inside of you, as she chases her rising orgasm. she’s cursing and shivering from her high and she still wouldn’t release her strong hold on you. "Abby-" you put your hands on her face, "come for me,"

and she broke, leaving her as nothing but a moaning mess above you. she never breaks the eye contact.

you were so exhausted that you started to close your eyes, whimpering when she slowly slipped out of you to clean you both up. until then, you were already completely knocked out and lost in your dreams.

⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡

the sun is setting and the golden hour lighting warmly fulfils your room. as you slowly come back to earth, you realised what just happened.

"Abby?" you whisper. her arms are wrapped around your upper body from behind and you could feel her pure skin on yours. turning around, you examine her face while tracing her facial features with your fingers.

her lips look so pouty and softly tinted, her freckles look even more golden in the light and you see her open and long hair for the first time.

"god, you're so beautiful," you whisper. the corners of her mouth rise into a soft smile at your compliment.

she slowly opens her sleepy eyes to look at you. her arms pull you even closer as she inhales your scent, leaving her in agony.

"I've never been called beautiful before," at that you pull back, looking at her once again. her eyes were so glossy and calm.

you plant a kiss on her forehead, down to her temple, cheekbone and finally her lips. "you have no idea how often I think of you," you tell her and her smile grew so big, her laugh lines are accentuating her lips beautifully, like a puzzle.

"I'm glad that we were able to solve this, Abs."

"me too, princess, me too," she kisses your neck and grins, "and I'm glad you got your tits pierced."

a/n: aaah this is the end of this small series ❤️ thanks for tagging along and let me know if you have any suggestions on what to write next :)) and merry chrislerrr ❤️

[skelpiescool]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[fake-wtnv-intros]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. Welcome to Night Vale.

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[plussizefantasia]

Hello ❤️❤️

Me Again, i loved the drabble so much so i decided to ask for another one (if it is possible 🥺🙏❤️)

I will ask for nr. 17 with Bucky Barnes 🙏🙏❤️

Also i want to ask if its possible to write smth witt Moon Knight? From the pro t list ofc. Thank you love ❤️❤️

Cat Dad

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Summary: Your boyfriend is being held captive and you're the only one who can save him.

Word Count: 700

A/N: I would like to try something for Moon Knight! Let me know what you'd like to see. (No promises it won't be garbage though.)

If you ever told the rest of the Avengers that Bucky Barnes was a complete cat dad, they would scoff and laugh in your face. But they didn’t get to see him like you did. The times he would spend at least half an hour in the toy aisle every time the two of you went to buy Alpine more food always saying “C’mon we have to get this for her, she’d love it!”. When he refused to move anytime she curled up on his lap, or the time he insisted she needed a soft bed in each room of the apartment, lest she wanted to curl up near you guys but couldn’t find a comfy spot.

You wouldn’t be the one to tell him that she never used the beds he had purchased and would more often than not find herself curled up and purring in your reading chair that was conveniently located underneath the window so the light hit it just right.

He always said he would do anything for you two, “his girls” he had called you. Except for that tonight Alpine seemed to be pushing every single one of his buttons. Bucky is a patient man, he’s always in his head so it’s sometimes hard to see what he’s feeling. But you had gotten really good at reading him and you could read the tension in his shoulders and the slow and pronounced breaths he was taking that something had him on edge.

You slipped out of the kitchen and towards the living space, Bucky was on the couch, his back leaning against the arm of the sectional and his legs stretched out in front of him, holding up the laptop that he was using to finish up his mission reports for Sam. The boys weren’t officially working for the government but had some affiliations which meant that a paper trail needed to be kept. You could immediately see what was getting Buck worked up, Alpine had taken it upon herself to position herself in her dad’s lap in such a way that she was covering half of the keyboard. The sight was hilarious, and you couldn’t help but let out a soft chuckle. Bucky was so sweet, and despite the fact that this report needed to be finished today, your sweet boyfriend was not going to move the cat off of his lap, even if it would make his life so much easier.

When the sound of your soft laugh reached his ears, Bucky’s eyes shot up at you. They screamed for help. You wouldn’t be able to stop the smile that spread across your cheeks if you tried. 

“What’s going on in here?” You innocently asked.

“Doll, thank God. Can you please take her?” You could hear the desperation in his voice, he really didn’t want to push her down but he couldn’t get his work done while she sprawled across him.

“I don’t know Buck she seems pretty comfy, I would hate to disturb her.” he shot you a look that screamed betrayal. “Don’t look at me like that she’s your child.”

“You’re doing this to mess with me. You normally don’t have any problem moving her especially when she’s in your chair,” he called you out.

“But she’s not in my chair so I don’t need to move her” You cheekily threw back at him.

“Honey, Princess, Love of my life would you pretty, pretty please take our girl off my lap so I can finish my work?” He pleaded with you.

“Hmmm, what will you give me if I do?”

“Anything you want Doll, I’d give you the world if I could you know that.” He was trying to sweet-talk you into helping it out, and it almost worked.

“That’s sweet but I think I’m gonna let you suffer a little longer, you should think of this before you eat the rest of my cookies next time. The Girl Scouts only sell those things once a year.” You turned and started to walk away.

“When she gets up you’re gonna get it.” He called out after you.

“Looking forward to it Baby,” You called back.

[subjecting-dream-to-the-horrors]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[ao3-shenanigans]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

:0

I’m so glad to be done with phys-ed

[walmart-the-official]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

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