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macbethz · 9 months ago

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Yay companion experiencing the horrors

#thid is such a scary concept. yippee!!!#A YEAR????? WHAT RHE FUCK #I love the goth welsh guy in so mad she didn’t stay in wales #warlock wartalks #I’m only halfway thru tho #dw spoilers

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domokunrainbowkinz · 1 month ago

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shipping yhk not in a romantic or platonic way but a secret third way (⬛️⬛️)

#domo rambles #its like. u cant put a label on whatever the fuck is going on between those 3 they make me a little insane #their dynamic is just so insane in the context of the story. but i also need them in a low-stakes high school au #something very cyclical about them. you meet someone and you cant help but love them so much that youd do anything to save them #so you doom the universe and kickstart all the events that brought so much misery and suffering to others just to keep that 1 person alive #bc thats how important they are to you. you pour your soul into writing this story even as you slowly disappear #in the hopes they stay alive. bc they have to survive and you will ensure that #and to do that you create someone who will try again and again to survive at all costs. someone who doesnt givr up #and so the character is born. and you have little recollection of your life before adulthood #but one thing youre sure about is that you will see the end of the scenarios #and then you meet someone who somehow understands what you went thru in a way youve never experienced before #and they shine so brightly likr a star in the night sky you cant help but love them #and so you chase them across worldlines to keep them alive. bc they have to survive. you almost feel like thats your purpose #that you were created for the sole purpose of loving this person and ensuring their survival #and youd doom yourself to keep repeating this life just for the chance to meet that person once more #and then at the center of all this. you see the universe someone created for you and you cant help but love it with your entire being #this was what kept you alive all these years and what kept you from giving up. you dont deserve this salvation #you are rhe reason for the pain and suffering of so many including the one thats kept you alive all these years #you are the reason someone doomed the universe and created something by chipping away at themselves for years #and so to atone for this you would doom yourself to an eternity of loneliness in order to sustain this universe someone created for you #i created this universe for your survival. i was created so you would survive. this universe will survive and i'll doom myself to ensure it #sorry i ended up writing an essay. can you tell im insane about them #orv #orv spoilers #yoohankim #if you read all this im kissing u on the mouth

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beeduoo · 11 months ago

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HELLL NOOOOO

#beeduo #OMFG i saw this tweet the other day of this girls mom eho unknowingly bought her the black version of the dino hoodie when she already had a #green one i was like WHAT THE FUCK #Like i saw that first thing in the morning my jaw DROPPED i was like NOOOOO WAAYYYYY😭😭😭😭😭😭#in rhe year of our lord and savior TWENRY TWENTY FOUR Oh my god that was crazy #sorry i wanted to share #cbeeduo #ctubbo #cranboo #cbeeduo fanart

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osaumu · 5 months ago

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i’m sorry the bsd timeline is completely nuts. you mean to tell me the wikia states that ALL THIS. from the BEGINNING OF THE MANGA … HAS HAPPENED WITHIN 4 WEEKS?

#ATSUSHI MET THESE PEOPLE 4 WEEKS AGO AND NOW HIS NEW FOUND FAMILY IS DEAD … DEAD APPLE HAPPENED 2 WEEKS AGO???? NO???#i’m not playing by those rules that’s insanity #NAUR …#WHAT…#i’m actually ?????#dead apple took 12 hours apparently.#the cannibalism arc lasted a day #WHAT RHE RUCK #THESE EVENRS LASTED LONGER THAN THAT #AREBYOU INSANE #dead apple i would’ve said needed to be days long #CANNIBALISM ARC AT LWAST 5 DAYS OR MORE #UR TELLINF ME MERSAULT ISNLIKE 2 DAYS??#NO …#NOO!!!!#in my mind it’s been like 2 years at least … what the fuck

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pinkprettycure · 1 month ago

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I just don't understand how so many celebrities will be ride or die for piece of shit criminal sex offenders n shit like... I know why a good amount of them are the same but like surely not all of them are. A lot of them just hate women but like damn i can't imagine hating women enough to be unprovoked jumping to defend some celeb im like, barely acquainted with.

#same w them mangaka who was all leaping to celebrate watsuki like okay odas his fucking bestie but #who rhe fuck are the rest of you people?? like the most random ass shojo mangaka nobody heard from in 20 years will randomly send him a card #like what rhe fuck???

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a-ikuoliver · 6 months ago

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cunt genuinely what the fuck

#sister got a divorce at the start of the year bc her husband was cheating with OF - father in law died after making our 2 years living with #him near fucking hell - mother has been arguing with my sister constantly ab her marriage - mother just messaged me that she broke up with #my dad what the fuck bro #can everyone just FUCKING CHILL OUT #idk what to do ab any of this my mum has just been idk #too much but she said her marriage was fine #IDK MAN WHAT RHE FUCK IS HAPPENING #「mercury speaks」

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kiwichaeng · 1 day ago

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#I have an interview today and it's genuinely giving me a stomachache what rhe FUCK #why does anxiety not stay in the brain 😞#like??? we've done rhis before???? WHY ARE YOU STILL STRESSED????????#i guess the difference is that this time I really really really want this #and i honestly don't know what I'm going to do if i don't get it #I've worked my ass off this past year for this and just!!!! ugh #I'm gonna stress the next 4 hours just stressing about this fuck #I need tea but I might genuinely throw up if I eat or drink something right now #evie's random shit

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br1ghtestlight · 9 months ago

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this is so funny to me actually bcuz this is 100% how i talk abt my characters ages. i know what YEAR they were born and i know what rheir ages are supposed to be at the start of the story but i dont actually know when it takes place?? im really bad at math. There was a moment where rainbow was supposed to be 23 and i somehow accidentally made her 17 lmfao

#theoretically it would take place in 2021 bcuz thats when i created my object ocs but the more time passes #the weirder it feels to have it take place years in the past #i considered moving up their birthdays by a few years but like. idk i like their birthdays theyre cute :3 #bubblegum is SUPPOSED TO BE 15 and she was born july 2007 #watermelon is supposed to be 7 and he was born june 2014 #etc etc #starr is 27 and she was born september uhhh 1995 or 1997 i actually dont remember. whichever one makes sense #also that would mean building block was born in 2020 and since she's always gonna be a baby the furhter away we get #it means that she wouldnt have even been born when the story is actually supposed to take place. Like #i know their birthdays and their ages and what year they were born everybody else has to do the math #to figure out wtf is going on because I DONT KNOW #also that means that building block would be a pandemic baby lmao 😭#what was rhe vibe in nigeria in august 2020 during the pandemic. well i say that like it even happened in their universe #which there really isnt any reason for that to be true #it isnt historically important to mention like..... world war two or slavery or whatever. fucking obviously. in the context of objects #it gets messy so its better to just Not #also the months the characters were born really fuck me up bcuz jayden was born in late december #so for most of the first year that they met he would be.... younger than he actually is being born in 2003 #but since building's block birthday and exact age is the most important timeline-wise #and she was born august 14th 2020 and she's seven months old when they first meet #then it canonically would take place in march 2021 which was my original intention #bcuz that is the actual date that i first created my object ocs #ANYWAY. boring character age ramblings #but its hard to keep track of so i dont even blame the author!!!! birthdays are weird and hard to keep up w/#when you dont know exactly when your story is supposed to take place #assuming its in a normal-ish world im sure fantasy ocs dont have this problem #txt #object ocs

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erzsebetrosztoczy · 5 months ago

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#dis gonn be a minni renttt stay ways my pumkins <3 #SO HOW RHE FUCK IM SUPPOSED TO APPLY FOR JOBS THAT ARE IN MY WORKFILED RHAT THEY WANT 3-5 YEAR WORK EXPERIENCE???????#but also We ArE sO iN nEeD oF hEaLtHcArE wOrKoRs MY ASS YOU CANT EVEN PAY THEM #seriously there are like 3 job offers in my country involving my occupation. ALMOST IN WHOLE EASTERN HUNGARY??????#rohadjanak meg azok akik leépítik az egészségügyet a magánkórházakért. de igazán.#but also if while in masters i wont work jn my field okay. what else? i am overqualified for the jobs i could do without any other knowledge #and and and the cherry on top.#i cannot apply for full time jobs cause of uni but also cannot for student jobs apparently cause im on correspondence training #im gonna go and sell my organs bruh🫠🖐️😭

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happyk44 · 2 years ago

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Zagreus: I don't need a uterus to make a baby, okay? I am fully capable of doing it without one.

Zagreus: *snaps his fingers and shows off a little baby girl*

Zagreus: See? Ha!

Zagreus:

Zagreus: Oh wait, fuck. I didn't think this through.

#and that is rhe story of Zagreus's firstborn child 😂#zagreus #happy talks greek mythos #this is a couple years after Dionysus cuts his dick off #and his family is like okay so you rearranged rhr external plumping but what about rhe internal plumbing?#to which zag is just whomst the fuck needs a uterus to make a baby in this day an age and pops one out and now he has a kid 😂

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sexc-snail · 1 year ago

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"The liberals are brainwashing your children into being trans!!!" Factoid actualy just statistical error. Average liberal transes 0 genders per year. This Anarcho-socialist, with a bearded dragon 'child' who was behaviourally & outwardly male for 4 years before laying 15 eggs today, was an outlier adn should not have been counted.

#literally what the fuck #4 YEARS!!!#she reached maturity!!! she should have laid eggs sooner!!!#the breeder said she was male!!#i cant remember but we may have even had DNA to confirm the sex #beardies can change to female during incubation of rhe eggs #but then she still should have laid eggs sooner??#vet appt incoming but goddamn #anyway the trans ppl keep winning #like father like daughter #trans #spiders georg #meme #bearded dragon #lgbtq

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blue-sleeps-in · 10 months ago

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man i really am conflict avoidant. i was in the car for about 2 minutes while stepdad was angrily trying to deal (through a video call) with the airport worker that wasnt letting my brother into the airport and i could barely handle it at all. i had to leave the car and stay at the other end of the parking lot while the shouting and stuff happened. he managed to do it in the end but god fuck i would not be able to at all. even in my little brother's position where he was holding the phone i don't think i would do that i would give up so quickly. i feel bad and im not even the one any of this was about at all

#the problem was basically the airport worker refused to print his ticket bc #“they won't let you through the border control anyway”#while not letting him go through border control. bc she was not printing his ticket. ahe was also not rhe border control #and had like 0 authority on rhat or any reason to stop him #and she was just there with 3 security guards dealing with this one 16 year old rhat just needs to get on his fucking flight #once she relented the border control let him through no problem at all #i have no idea what her problem even was she does not get extra bordercontrolman pay or anything and has no reason fo do any of this #literally why would you not just let the people 30 meters behind you that are paid to deal with this deal with this #at least thats what i think it was again i wasnt in the car for most of it #is this a vent im gonna tag it vent ig idk #vent

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pinkcadillaccas · 10 months ago

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Anyone else feeling the relentless march of time on this Saturday night

#sat on the bus going home from my second to last shift at this job #saw lots of people at work that used to know me for my old job that i absolutely loved and did for 6 years #and i was describing why i know all these people to my coworkers and i was like oh my god thats not me anymore #thats who i used to be what the fuck #and this is the same bus journey that ive been doing for three years #on the same bus ive taken since i started taking the bus #its the same journey but im so different #and im moving into a different phase of life again #how many times have i sat on this bus #how many times have i sat in this seat #how many times have i driven this route how many me's #I've literally moved to the big city and moved back and i am irrevocably changed and im looking at the same shops out of fo the window #everything is the same but so different #since i started taking this bus i have changed so much that i would not recognise myself in the mirror #my boss said 'dont be a stranger' sir i am a stranger to myself #how long can i not be a stranger #how long can you try and keep up with the dregs of your old life until it no longer fits #how long can you keep coming back until it becomes somewhere unrecognisable. or you become unrecognisable #how do you mourn losing something of yourself when it happens so slowly and you dont realise it until its been dead and buried for years #do you ever find yourself falling into old thought patterns and finding that you have no conviction #the you who started thinking that is gone. you dont feel this way. but you did #even just about a band you like. or a snack you always used to buy before school #one of my essays this term could have been about humes view that we dont have a concrete self #and i just thought how am i supposed to answer that #how am i supposed to say no hes right there is no continuous self. i know this because i am filled with ghosts #because i look in the mirror and part of me tries to look through the eyes of teenage me #just to wonder what they would think #and i cant do it. because we are so far apart that they are not me #i am clinging on to friends and places as though i am someone that i am not because rhe ghost of a child inside me demands it #even if the words are hollow and the feelings are long gone

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strawberrychapstick14 · 2 years ago

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how can i cope. how can i sleep at night knowing we got everything we wanted and at the same time lost completely. what the fuck.

#good omens spoilers #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens s2 #what the actual fuck. no one talk to me. i am. forever changed.#LIKE IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.#WHERE DO WE GO.#IT WILL NE YEARS UNTIL ANYTHING.#WHAT RHE FUCK.

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s1llycilantro · 2 years ago

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i can't play ace attorney until late TOMORROW IM GOING TO KILL A MAN !!! I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SILLIEST SOLDIER ATHENA!! AND WHAT ABOUT HER GAY RIVALS MARRIAGE??? ARE FULBRIGHT AND BLACKQUILL DIVORCED OR NOT??????!!,!?!.!!,??

#im so NORMAL ABOUT THIS GAME #that's a lie #WHAT RHE FUCK HAPPENED **seven years ago**#What is with ace attorney and 7 years #aa5 #dual destinies #ace attorney #athena cykes #detective fulbright #i think he said his name was bobby #GOD I LOVE HIM #what a silly name #simon blackquill #no spoilers PLEASE im on the 4th trial

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saesins · 1 year ago

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dude I am invincible I am immortal atp

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