#A LITTLE??

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ace doodles 🔥

i drew these when i was in london during winter and was so cold that i thought drawing him (fire) would make me warm

[yarikvadila]

rocket satchel jump waltz.mp4

[banditblvd]

Last night I was suddenly obsessed with bdubs and wanted to creature-ify him(more than I already do)

I don't know if anyone else has thought of squirrel bdubs but if they have then credit to them I suppose

I wrote down why a squirrel was perfect for bubbles but the hand writing was awful so I translated it word for word

The little doodles were cute though so I kept them..

[melon-flowers]

I’m convinced the conclusion of Deadpool & Wolverine was literally just “they were saved by the power of friendship”

[fayechambered]

delena was so much better in the books.

elena in the books was, and i love her for this, a bitch. a right cunt sometimes. she basically thought the town of mystic falls rose and sat with her. so when damon tried anything she would just look at him like, “you look so dumb right now.”

and not to mention she, canonically, only cared about stefan in the first place because he didn’t worship her like the other guys did. of course she also was enthralled by him, but she even says she’s curious about him because he ignores her.

however.

delena in the show? oh my god. elena is so nice and she’s basically damon’s character development arch. it’s such a shame. it’s a gross parody of delena from the books, where damon and elena find better people in each other and themselves through their love, even thinking that they’re corrupting each other. elena becomes more soft for stefan, but she learns how to use her power with damon. damon learns that he isn’t the evil he has casted himself as, and his humanity is buried deep down.

delena in the show is more akin to bamon in the books. because bonnie in the books is so trusting, almost to a fault. they really switched the two’s personalities in the show (bonnie and elena’s) and it’s so confusing to me. i love elena in both, but elena in the books is so much more human, which is funny because she’s never been a full human, and relatable in my opinion. her flaws are so much more complex.

don’t get me wrong, i love elena in the show, i just don’t find her relatable, personally. and obviously, i’m not a delena shipper for the show. i genuinely love damon in the books, but i loathe damon in the show. i do appreciate the cute scenes delena has though!!

[triguuuun]

Imagine if the artificial impregnating worked and vash became a dad to like 50+ lil baby independents and they all went to wolfwood’s orphanage and the rest of the series is the wacky shenanigans the gang gets into trying to raise human/plant babies and funding the orphanage

[backseatloversz]

i hate this essay so badly but i just need to keep telling myself. something is better than nothing. something is better than nothing. Something is literally better than Nothing

[bigbagofgabriel]

Sorry, your boyfriend has been reduced to the very dust and ashes from whence he came. No, we can't undo it. we're all trapped in the cycle of becoming and undoing, creation and destruction all without our consent or so much as active participation and the only escape is obliteration on a complete and truly incomprehensible level. we can like. strap him to a shit ton of explosives if you think that would be a kinder fate but I can't promise it'll work. yeah we're all kinda trapped in it. No, no way out. Yeah. Yeah I know, it's fucked. I think we got off topic to reiterate your boyfriend is like, literally dust. Sorry again. My bad fr

[blitzwave]

what if we were both fucked up AI designed to be self aware :0 and mistakes were made :0000

[telebeast]

unoriginal joke

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences

[hansoeii]

the honda odyssey, huh?

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[podcastwizard]

you know that post that's like "if thinking naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth gets you to brush your teeth go for it" well today i texted my friends and asked them to pretend to be wizards sending me on a grand quest to eat lunch and buy hand soap and it worked so well i put a load of laundry in and did the dishes too so. i don't know what the lesson is here but maybe give that a try

[longsightmyth]

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ