#99 problems but a bitch aint one
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I had the walmart bakery whip up this "Welcome back to the Streets!" cake for my sister when she finally dumped her bum ass boyfriend. Written in the icing on the side- "99 problems but a BUM ain't 1!"
#welcome back to the streets#99 problems#but a bum ain't one#comedy#personal#for the streets#lol#99 problems but a bitch aint one#op#is it me#tism#tis me#writing#meme#mario kart#mario#luigi#go kart#the streets#back to the streets#but a bitch aint one#cake#cake decorating#cake design#spooky cake#cakes#birthday cake
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Maybe if you wouldn't threat every person you come across you would actually have some game
Just found this video 🤣
#feel bad for you son#ive got 99 problems but gettin ' bitches aint one#Im sure there are enough people who dig you and degradation but the fact that you can't even pull them speaks volumes
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˳⁺⁎★ 99 problems n a bitch aint one ★⁎⁺˳ ( put striker in them battle jeans on twitter by onebadnoodle_ )
#helluva fanart#helluva boss#helluva boss striker#helluva striker#helluva boss fanart#artists on tumblr#digital art#art#a#trans masc striker ftw#i only draw him trans btw#dont fight me about his horns i will bite you#i also know a lot of animal facts and will run you over with said facts
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You got relationship problems i feel bad for you son i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one (all 99 are failed cloning attempts of my dead best friend)
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Okay, so I did spent the last half hour going trough my Hamilton saves on TikTok to find the "I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one" video.
Can't download it sadly but can someone please help me ifentify a few portarits from it because I might be just dumb.
Assuming that one of the ladies is Maria Reynolds
#amrev#alexander hamilton#american revolutionary war#historical hamilton#hamilton#hamilton musical#historical alexander hamilton#help#might be that it's really late for me but i can't tell who these people are
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IF U HAVING GIRL PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR U SON I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A BITCH AINT ONE 🙏 (i have 99 problems and most of them are crush related)
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L + ratio + if you havent got problems i feel bad for you son + ive got 99 problems and a bitch aint one
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my dad said just now in a hank hill voice "he got 99 problems and a bitch aint one" (about my cat who is currently screaming and crying and throwing up because he wants to eat)
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Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "I got 99 problems, but at least _____ ain't one."
I GOT 99 OROBLEMS BUT A BITCH AINT ONE LIKE WHAT !!
jkjk ummm i pick being emtionally intellegint
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it currently feels like 99 degrees where I am this may be my final straw-6th year
I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A BITCH AINT ONE
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If you feel offended why you said it in the first place, if you started why I have to finish, Shit Aint hard if you feel it, just dont expect me to try harder than I'm doing, I know you think I don't see what you viewing, but I stare where I'm going, I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one. And I respect you decided on what you want. I might roll one on yo name to recall such good time we had.
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IF U HAVIN GIRL PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD 4 U SON I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT THE BITCH AINT ONE 😝😝😝
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I have BS degree and 99 problems but a bitch aint one. https://www.instagram.com/p/CmaYzgGL-P6/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one or Whatevrr the lyric is
Does anyone else have autism
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Cuz every time I breathe, I hear my back crack
And everytime we kiss I swear I could fly
#dante babbles#yeouch#back problems#i got 99 problems#back problems tmj bruxism and wrist issues are just some of them#BUT GETTING BITCHES AINT ONE#AYOO#i may be physically and mentally falling apart#but at least i still got hoes
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