#9/12 baybee

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auntie/unc status: official

[pomesa]

Cryptozoology is the search for and study of animals who haven't been proven to currently exist, whether that be because its supposedly extinct or because people say its straight up bullshit.

I fucking love cryptids. Here's my personal ranking of just some of the cryptids in the notebook Ive been keeping since I was 20, with anecdotes.

Mongolian Death Worm. Hell yeah baybee, its worm time. Its a Tartar sand boa I'm gonna be so real with you right now. That's what it actually is and I love it. Wiggle on, little buddies. 10/10

Thunderbirds. Either the Teratornis lived WAY longer than we think OR its an Andean Condor, but either way, I love Big Ass Bird. 10/10 The picture that made me love them:

There's supposedly a picture very similar to this but its a cowboy with the bird nailed to a barn, they say it was in a newspaper in the old west and I would kill to see it.

3) Kraken. Its a giant squid. Not much to say, I just love that for years people went "There's big ass squids" and no one believed them and then a guy straight up CUT OFF A TENTACLE and brought it back and people STILL didn't believe him. How much does your town have to think you're crazy for a whole leg to convince NO ONE. 9/10 very cool

4) Flatwoods monster. I'm gonna be real with you I think this ones made up but I love how cunty they are. Unrateable/10 for being fake but 9/10 for queen vibes.

5) Fresno Night Walkers. We don't know! We have videos of these little guys and no one knows what they are!! 11/10 for cuteness, 9/10 for engaging as hell.

6) Mothman. I'm not talking about him everyone knows him I want to peg him yadda yadda onward!

7) Aliens. They are real. Like I've given pretty reasonable explanations so far but there's military videos?? The Italian government possibly got in a shootout with them? I think we need to just accept this and move on, in 2018 I graduated high school and even our current events professor just let us write about aliens because they'll probably be confirmed in our lifetime. 7/10 We need new info on them, I'm losing interest

8) Loch Ness Monster. She is not real BUT searches for her have funded so much actual research about the ecosystem she deserves a spot anyway. 7/10 Everyone say "Thank you Nessie"

9) Ozark Howler. This is only up here because I love cats, I don't think its anything other than tall tales, but if new evidence came out I would move it up to top 3. 5/10 I love cats

10) Goatman and Jersey Devil. Lets be real its the same thing and its both someones way of saying they saw the devil in their small town. 4/10 for consistency.

11) Dover Demon. This gets to be on this list because it made some people think the Rake is based in reality (its not) and I think that's funny. 3/10 for funniness and alliteration.

12) Loveland Frog Man. People said it was a 4 foot tall frog man. It was definitely an iguana missing a tail from a predator. 3/10 People should have figured that one out sooner.

13) Bigfoot. Oh my GOD shut up about him. Its all Bigfoot, skunk ape, yeti, batsquach, its all Bigfoot and I'm so tired of him. Give everyone else here some love, would you? This guys so pretentious. 1/10 I hate how hes taken over the study of cryptids.

My personal favorite who hasn't been mentioned yet: Chupacabra. It MIGHT be a coyote with mange and the people who claim to have taxidermied ones definitely have coyotes. "But Mark, if that's the case why do you love it? What makes this different?" This is the cryptid where the evidence matches up the LEAST. There's too many different accounts, and there's reason to believe there may actually (FOR ONCE) be a legitimate genetic mutation to create some kind of dog creature in the area. I could do a whole post about them alone but I want you to do your own research and enjoy what you find.

Now go forth and spread the good word of animals that may or may not be real!

[cricketnationrise]

writing patterns baybee

rules: list the first line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there's a pattern

thanks for the tags @kiwiana-writes, @cha-melodius, @doggernaut, and @montrealmadison! since i've been posting mostly ficlet fest fills you're getting some bonus fun: 6 most recent ficlets and 6 most recent non-ficlet fest fics. lets see whats up with my writing below the cut y'all 💜🦗

8:30pm, the brownstone: “…then the donor said something about riding ‘requiring the right equipment,’” Henry giggles, warm from the bottle of wine they’re splitting.

8:00pm, red room: Alex might legitimately be going insane — it’s the most likely explanation for how fucking good it feels to be making out with Henry.

9:42pm, nyu apartment: If you’d told Alex ten years ago that he’d love being pinned to his own couch and kissed to within an inch of his life by Henry fucking Fox, he’d have laughed in your face.

2:19am, alex's apartment: HRH Prince Dickhead 💩: Are you awake?

1:30pm, nyc panadería: Don Paco López, Panadería, established 1991, in the heart of Brooklyn, New York, smells absolutely fucking amazing.

3:47pm, lake lbj: It’s a special kind of surreal seeing both his kids in love.

~~~ Set in Platinum: DrWhomst: *Rafiki voice* IT IS TIME

NFWMB: “Yes, I understand that, but unfortunately it was your less-than-well-moderated website that locked Henry out from submitting his roommate request until after the deadline in the first place.”

the super sick(s): Bea will take the knowledge that she was the one that brought the cold to the Super Six to her bloody grave.

so, kiss me: “Dude, you’re on the Kiss Cam.”

burning brightly through the night: Jon fervently wishes he had any words to offer Alanna as they approach the Great Throne Room.

Downburst: “Alex! Alex, over here!”

~~~ SO. Some patterns: 4/12 are dialogue 2/12 are texts/chat log 4/12 have italics (honestly lower than i thought) 6/12 feature some introspection 7/12 you can tell who's POV it is immediately

idk it's interesting that they aren't more uniform--apparently i like to mix things up!

tagging: @the-lincyclopedia, @missanniewhimsy, @xthelastknownsurvivorx, @firenati0n, @hgejfmw-hgejhsf, @dumbpeachjuice, @smc-27, and @leaves-of-laurelin, as well as anyone who hasn't done this yet and wants to play! 💜🦗

[geodetojoy]

i completely thought that i couldnt have anything to post for this week BUT HE CAME THROUGH TODAY!!!!

soooooo part 7 baybee!!! quotes from my wild creature of a physics professor :DDD

"at the beginning of november... its gonna become... OHIO"

"we wont see the sun for months,,, maybe years,,,'

and he had a slide that was just the word "wow" really tiny in the left corner. like:

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wow

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i dont even know what to say anymore i think he just gets more deranged by the day

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12

[agent37]

im still rotating her.............................................. anyway. um. assorted doodles, rambles, and notes. im unwell.

THERES SO MUCH TEXT..., attempt at a text transcription under readmore

numbered them because. oh my god theres no other way i could do it. i really hope those numbers are big enough. SOBS.

[1. the ermy]

[2. scrombles her... sneefles.]

[3. free space normal :3]

[4. chaparral boy? this is just like harleen quinzel..... sniffles (I'm unwell)]

[5. auuuuuuuuu -> joker time baybee -> (realization) -> PROFIT?]

[6. hermie needs some sort of (thing) if he wants a harley arc. unstable harley works but also if she's used as a metaphor for his getting better??? i need to bite someone]

[7. bleached + dyed green]

[8. green mainly faded. blondie....]

[9. heart...]

[10. a bit more real]

[11. hairs grown out a bit since]

[12. slimy little fuck]

[13. kys.]

[14. btas w/o diamonds basically]

[accidentalkilljoys]

Pill-taking poll followup

#is this outrage bait #are we having a 'it never occurred to me someone would take 12 pills in one gulp because I can't do that' moment #or a 'I'm perfectly aware people take 10+ pills at once I just want attention and I don't care how I get it' moment

It’s not outrage bait, I swear! It honestly did not occur to me that, faced with a handful of small things of various sizes, shapes, and colors, tumblr users would NOT immediately sort them. (I personally take five in the morning, which I put in a little pile next to my cereal bowl, and then sneak them into my mouth between bites, largest first, like I’m tricking a dog.) 

I was not expecting over 50,000 responses to this poll. I have fewer than 100 followers, and that’s including the pornbots. But the notes are fascinating to read! 

“All at once,” or as one person called it, “the cursed jello shot,” was by far the most popular response, despite my forgetting to put it as a poll option. [The following quotes are all by different people.] 

Didn't realize there were other methods besides chaos #SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS #i slam them all back at once to take advantage of my powerful throat #i take pills with the same energy ppl in movies put their broken bone back in place #I will just shove them all in my mouth at the same time and hope I don’t die #<- YOU GOTTA SHOT GUN THEM BACK LIKE A CHEEP BEER #those mfs get gulped as a team #Genuinely I just chuck them all at once down my throat hole #i take my pills like a fucking whale shark ok!? #i gobble them up all at once like im a starving horse eating delicious gruel from the palm of a cowboy's (my own) hand. #all at once and I look like an owl eating a rat I unhinge my jaw, stuff them all in my mouth at once, then slam a big glass of water #all at once bby #all in one go baby #ALL AT ONCE BAYBE #ALL AT ONCE BABEY #Three at once baybee i am unstoppable #all at once babeeee

(There were also some people who were very judgy about people who can’t do the cursed jello shot, whose thoughts I am choosing not to reproduce here.) 

I am amazed at how many pills you all are taking at once. 

YES I usual to take 7 pills at once just to save time like a fucking animal #all at once #even if I have like 8 and they're huge #i take 9 pills at once about twice a day I take about 10 pills. I take them all at once. #i take 11 in the morning all at once including two large ones #i take 12 pills every morning and 7 at night and my family hates it but i just knock em back #i take them all at once #granted i take like 13 pills at once every night sometimes more #i take 15 pills every morning and i just swallow them all at once #i learned to take all 17 at once #i can swallow upwards of twenty pills at a time #i can easily swallow like 20-30 pills at a time

There were also a couple of notes from people who USED TO do the cursed jello shot but don’t anymore because they choked or, in one case, misfired and spent the day with a Claritin in their cleavage. 

Other things that didn’t occur to me: pills that dissolve under your tongue; people who use feeding tubes; the options of “in order from least tasty to most tasty;” random order; texture order; order in which they were prescribed; “whatever I grab first;” “all at once except the fish oil which is unreasonably large;’ order of how easy it is to swallow; in order of buoyancy because some pills float; by shape; “I only take one pill at once;” “top to bottom of my body so head pills first birth control last.” 

#i dont take any pills reglarly but secret 5th option had me think of someone fucking plinko-ing their pills

In conclusion: I’m glad we’re all doing what we need to do to survive and thrive. I’ll be over here with my cereal bowl. Thank you for participating in the poll. 

[reallyromealone]

Summertime baybee

Read my rules

You can ask multiple times idk

Keep seperate asks in seperate posts

Have fun!

Masterlist

Ends July 10th

ROMES SUMMER PROMPTS

1. Beach day

2. The A.C goes out

3. New swimsuit

4. Roadtrip

5. Hot day, cold night here's my sweater

6. Pool party

7. Cherry picking

8. Ice cream date

9.sneaking out on a summer night

10. camping

11. 3am convenience store run

12. Late night thunderstorms

13. Festivals

14. BBQ party

15. Surfing

16. Summer love

17. Water gun fights

18. First summer

19. Summer wedding

20. Muddy footprints

21. Lazy day

22. Mermaid

23. Seaside town

24. Boating

[officiallanxichen]

1-30. unless ur a coward

SCREAM LEXI THIS IS SO CHAOTIC <33 so of course i had to do it

chipotle order?

I'm the bane of all burrito bar workers because i get sooo many things 😭i get a burrito with: white rice, barbacoa usually but sometimes i mix it up, black beans, corn, sour cream, cheese, lettuce, sometimes i get mild salsa, guac if i have the dollars! and i usually get chips n guac on the side

2. thoughts on veganism?

you do you but i could never because i love dairy and eggs too much. i also have a crazy metabolism and meat alternatives don't always sate my Hunger (but i do LOVE tofu esp when it's cooked well <33)

3. a specific color that gives you the ick?

i legit couldn't think of any <33 i suppose like. really bright neons?? but they just hurt my eyes and they're also cool in certain contexts

4. mythical creature you think/believe is real?

aliens i guess?? i want nessie to be real she is my friend <33

5. favorite form of potato?

TATER TOTS!!!

6. do you use a watch?

yes!! i have one of those cheap timex expedition watches because i can't read analog very quickly 😔

7. what animal do you look forward to seeing when you visit an aquarium?

answered here!

8. do you change into specific clothes for the house when you get home?

nope! i lounge in my jeans because i'm evil

9. do you have a skincare routine (and how many steps is it)?

sort of i guess?? i wash my face and put spf moisturizer on every morning

10. on a plane, do you ask for apple or orange juice?

ginger ale baybee!! or water sometimes because i'm a cool guy

11. anything from your childhood you've held on to?

lots of stuff!! books, stuffies, clothes (legit almost all of my winter gear is stuff i've had since elementary school). i love Objects <3

12. brand of haircare/bodycare/skincare that you trust 100%?

uhh i'm not really a Brand Guy. but i like neutrogena for skin stuff. and cerave cause all my moisturizers are from them

13. first thing you're doing in the purge?

is the purge the one where laws don't exist?? i forgor. probably go hide in ikea i guess??

14. do you think you're dehydrated?

not at all i am obsessed with water

15. rank the methods of death: freezing, burning, drowning

yikes! freezing/drowning/burning i Guess

16. thoughts on mint chocolate chip?

YUM

17. an anxious compulsion you do everyday?

i don't even know...i guess? stick to my bedtime routine?? because if i don't i'm always scared i won't fall asleep??

18. your boba/tea order?

answered here!

19. the veggie you dislike the most?

hmm this is a good question. probably tomatoes (FIGHT me they're used as veggies in cooking) (sorry tomato lovers they simply make me feel sick in my heart. but i like them in sauce)

20. favorite disney princess movie?

mulan <33 but i also love moana and tangled

21. a number that weirds you out?

none of them all numbers are the same to me. except the funny ones

22. do you have an emotional support water bottle?

YES i've had the same water bottle since i was 16. yes i know that's gross but shh i love her i've replaced her cap like. 5 times.

23. do you wear jewelry?

i have 2 permanently attached friendship anklets! i need to repair my friendship bracelets they both had threads snap 😭

24. which do you find yourself using, american or british english?

uhh american i suppose. but also when i'm writing i accidentally spell things british style and google docs yells at me

25. would you say you have good taste in music?

yes <3 it is my job

26. how's your spice tolerance?

all right. i can handle like medium spice just fine <3 it's impressive for a midwesterner but i also didn't grow up here so it's just regular

27. what's your favorite or go-to outfit?

jeans. t-shirt. fun sweater. boots. i am a simple man (autistic)

28. last meal on earth?

BIG bowl of fried rice from a nice restaurant. fancy blue cheese. bubble tea. i can't think of a dessert but something delicious and chocolatey

29. preferred pasta noodle?

corkscrews <33 idk what they're actually called

30. ask me anything !

lexi i love you <33 this was so chaotic and also really fun to think about all of these

[wofreimagined-au]

"What if history went a different way?"

Hi!

This is a blog for me and my mates to post about the AU we came up with. It'll have lore, story, worldbuilding, all the sorts. Mostly a blog for our ideas to bounce off of each other, assuming the others want to join in this blog as well.

Please keep in mind that all the admins are neurodivergent and majority of them are minors. We are trying our best with this, but we all function differently from neurotypical adults who likely understand things better than we do. If we upset you (that isn't a minor slight and is actually bad) or do something wrong, please inform us so we can correct our mistakes.

This AU was created by my friends Félix (didn't give me smth to credit him by), MilkSHOOK (@pi-roach), and I (@shethevampyr). This AU was not intended for the original demographic of Wings of Fire (9 - 12 yos), and it will likely come out (much) darker than it was originally. Please keep this in mind while treading the blog. Still nothing sexual though, these are still dragons walking on four legs (usually).

RULES REGARDING THE BLOG:

If you are looking for our dni, that is below the cut.

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- Be respectful. Don't weird about anyone running the blog, respect our choices with the AU, respect others. Like I said above, if we do something bad or disrespectful please inform us so we can correct our mistakes.

Rules may be added or changed as we so please.

More info under the cut:

TAGS:

These are the tags the mods use for organization.

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#mod [name]: Who made the post. If the mod posting wishes to remain anon, they may post #mod anon.

#quotes: Quotes that are canon in the au. May be one or two, may be a full conversation.

#writing: Similar to above, but it's full writing instead of just quotes. (E.g. "'I love you.'" changed to "'I love you,' the nightwing said softly, shifting their wings as they just admitted the secret they have held onto for the past year.")

#lore: Lore of the AU. Includes random tidbits of story that aren't major to the AU.

#story: Major story pieces of the AU.

#worldbuilding: Random pieces of worldbuilding, mostly regarding kingdoms and culture.

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Other tags may be used by the mods as they so please. If a mod doesn't tag their post, I'll likely go in and add tags myself, unless they specifically ask for tags to not be added to the post. Mods aren't forced to abide by adding tags when posting if they don't want to. I'm a total slut for organization though so like I said I'll likely add tags to the post

MOD INTROS:

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Yo, I'm Theo, he/him. I am a minor and the "main owner" of the AU. I also own the account linked to the side-blog. I am the one writing most of this post down.

I am medically recognized as a UDD system, please be patient with me since I have gaps in memory. I also get sidetracked easily and may straight up forget about this blog.

I also occasionally have troubles putting my thoughts on paper, so I may have poor wording, poor grammar, half-assed sentences, etc. I'll try my best to get my words across though.

MOD TWO: Electric boogaloo⚡️🌚

I. Ueeeeghhhhhh

you can call me by Infinite or MilkShook!! Yahooie

she/he/fey, but I go by. Any pronouns really, don’t care much what people call me as long as it’s nice!! I’m also a. Minor!!

I have adhd!! Three adderall a DAY, baybee!!!

I have a shitty memory, but I’m also VERY grammar focused, so most, if not ALL of my posts will be grammatically correct unless I am using funny words. my posts will likely be either 7 paragraph long explanations, or a single sentence. No in-between

I’m also very art focused, so expect A lot of concept art!! .

DNI:

We don't have too big of a dni. Pretty much just follow basic dni criteria and you're good.

[cappurrccino]

20 questions for fic writers

Thanks @captaincravatthecapricious for the tag!

1. How many works do you have on Ao3? 

80, apparently!

2. What’s your total Ao3 word count? 

234,199

3. What fandoms do you write for? 

Currently not really any because my muse fuckin packed her bags and took a vacation, but Malevolent, Halo, and Destiny are the big ones. I'd like to do more for Warframe and FFXIV, though!

4. What are your top five fics by kudos?

strange domains (TMA/Malevolent)

It's Called Supervising (Destiny... the power of putting Cayde-6 in your fic, I swear)

once in a movie night (Malevolent)

where you go, i go (TMA/WTNV)

Treason (Hollow Knight/Destiny AU)

5. Do you respond to comments?

I'm trying to be better about it! A lot of the time, though, I simply don't know what to say and fall into the "how do I respond to birthday wishes" trap because writing "Thanks!" a bunch feels disingenuous even though I am thankful and glad someone liked the fic enough to comment

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? 

Ptttthhhbbbbbbbb, probably the one where Bornstellar finds his family all floodified on the Halo Chakas & Riser got marooned on in Primordium

(I have not reread this fic in ages bc I remember not being super happy with how it was written and don't want to see I published a disaster lol)

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? 

Oh, so many of them. Happy fluffy nonsense is my wheelhouse. If I have to pick one, though, maybe day 7: we fucking did it just because I don't think any other characters have Gone Through It as much as John & Arthur have, so they would get the most joy from a lazy day at the river

8. Do you get hate on fics? 

Nah

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind? 

Absolutely not lmao

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

I do! If we take "craziest" to mean "silliest" probably the Destiny/WTNV crossover thing I flirted with for a while in 2016 (old woman Josie lives in the desert with a house full of taken)

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen? 

Not to my knowledge

12. Have you ever had a fic translated? 

Again, not to my knowledge

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before? 

@warlordfelwinter and I were writing a novelized version of a D&D campaign we were in, by which I mean Fel did the bulk of the writing and I filled in the Alexa-specific parts!

14. What’s your all time favorite ship? 

Bornstellar/Splendid Dust! My boys! My beloveds! I'm pspsps-ing people into this sandbox with me because right now there are 4 fics for them on AO3 and they're all mine

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? 

Any of them 😭

16. What are your writing strengths? 

Dumb shit. But I like to think I'm also good at writing weird stuff (I also just have a lot of fun writing weird stuff, like Fundament and the Dark World)

17. What are your writing weaknesses? 

Plots.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic? 

I wouldn't dare unless I was fluent, which will basically never happen...

19. First fandom you wrote for? 

Transformers, baybee! I think at this point I've lost all of my TF fic from my ff.net days due to time and computer moves, which is a real shame, because I wrote a TF/ST crossover centered on tribbles once that I remember being one of the best things I've ever written... Maybe if I'm lucky it's on one of my old external drives and I can reupload it... 🤔

20. Favorite fic you’ve written?

The hardest question in the world... hmm... maybe wait through the night for the dawn light to break just because it's the longest thing I've done and the MalevBB experience was so fun... but I also really like Siren's Eye bc Fundament and Osmium sibs and my funky little sea-runners, and I also really like Corpus Siege just bc it was so fun to write, and I also like— [is dragged off stage by a comically large shepherd's hook]

[yelling from the wings] also that Halo AU I had where I gave people metahuman powers! thank you and goodnight!

Tagging:

@warlordfelwinter, @xivu-arath, @wonderwafles, @titan-mom (no pressure, of course!)

[rabbit-exe]

15 Questions 15 Mutuals

tagged by the generally very cool and good @argyleheir for purposes of question-answering; here we go baybeeeee

1. Are you named after anyone? technically! it's not actually anyone I knew well, but my first instance of hearing what would become my name (rowan) was some random boy that lived in my neighbourhood. so, changeling-like, I stole it from him without remorse.

2. When was the last time you cried? I don't remember, I don't really keep track - more than a week ago, I guess, because I don't remember doing it recently.

3. Do you have kids? no, and I do not ever intend to! I don't dislike children with any great degree of vitriol, it's just not a responsibility I'm keen to take on.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? a fair bit, but only in a playful, bastardly manner.

5. What sports do you play/have played? I used to do horse-riding, before my entire body decided to really lean into the chronic illness.

6. What's the first thing you notice about people? I don't. as soon as I encounter a person my brain retains no information about them at all because I'm trying to figure out how to interact with them successfully and not say something weird, which is a problem, because I have an internal clock that counts down whenever I'm in a social situation and when it hits zero I inevitably say something weird.

7. What's your eye color? grey-blue

8. Scary movies or happy endings? Scary, baybee! I'm a big wimp, but I love horror as a genre, even if I can't really watch a lot of the films because I have such an incredible startle response that it makes jumpscares intolerable.

9. Any special talents? I'm decent at writing and drawing, and I used to be able to balance up to twelve spoons on my face simultaneously until I got older and the shape of my face changed, which is a shame because it was my one party trick outside of listing facts nobody wants to hear about parasitoid wasps. I also apparently have a very good ear for music.

10. Where were you born? scotland, in a hospital that no longer exists.

11. What are your hobbies? writing, drawing, ttrpgs, reading, makin' little guys to write and draw about, amateur taxidermy, playing music (piano and ukulele) and singing (autism bonus round: learning about parasitology, corvids, vultures, mortuary science and the funeral industry, medical history and hilarious history in general, interesting diseases, animal facts)

12. Do you have pets? yes; a tiny little cat called Sigyn (full of violence), a much older and larger cat called Varjak (full of soft big man), and my mother owns a horse named TJ (full of hay).

13. How tall are you? 5'8"-ish

14. Favorite subject in school? english and biology

15. Dream job? I do not dream of work, brother (as a child I wanted to be a doctor, but now I'm aiming for mortician - I say aiming, because my body and brain are in a state of hilarious disarray what with all the various ailments and I'm borderline confined to my bedroom)

tagging people (with no expectation that they should do this, just a little suggestion, like poking a frog away from a road): @onearthbrieflygorgeous @theleastgothgoth @crisis-response-specialist @ziracona @star-rott and anyone else that follows me that wants to give it a go, feel free to tag me in your own responses

[dollwithkaleidoscopeeyes]

15 friends and 15 Questions

Tagged by the gorgeous @texaschainsawmascara and @heart-stained-in-hate

1. Are you named after anyone? My mom was originally going to name me Lucia which is such a cooler name than Hannah lol

2. When was the last time you cried? Yesterday

3. Do you have kids? Nah, I’m good with being an auntie lollll

4. What sports do you play/have played? When I was younger I played soccer, now tho LOL

5. Do you use sarcasm? Ehhh maaaaaybe

6. What is the first thing you notice about people? The audacity

7. What’s your eye color? Green but sometimes grey

8. Scary movies or happy endings? I live for horror baybee

9. Any talents? I’ve been called charming by a few people 😅

10. Where were you born? Virginia

11. What are your hobbies? Reading, podcasts, watercolors

12. Do you have any pets? My fluffy cat Oliver, my sweet cheese, my good time boi.

13.how tall are you? 5’11

14. Favorite subject in school? lol I can’t think that far back but I loved art.

15. Dream Job? Something that will pay for my own place without exacerbating my back pain.

Tagging: @talkingfruitbat @betterthanakickintheface @igotwormsinmyspaghetti and anyone else who wants to play ♥️

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15 questions (+ 15 unhinged answers)

thank you for the tag @tananaphone <3

1. Are you named after anyone? YES YES I'm named after a Monacan Princess I SWEAR

2. When was the last time you cried? who says I'm not crying right now baybee

3. Do you have kids? i have OCs they are my children

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? 😇

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people? ummm idk :c

6. What’s your eye color? 👁️

7. Scary movies or happy endings? so i LOOOVE "scary" but i'm a ver y casual movie goer and i'm not super interested in live action films also most scary movies aren't actually scary to me they are just startling because of the sound design and jumpcuts ! i much prefer scariness in writing. but it also depends on the type of scary! i want my scary to ultimately be fun and entertaining yet thought provoking. i don't want anything too depressing or anything that reminds me too much of certain darknesses in the real world bc fiction is an escape it is MY escape... what was the question again

8. Any special talents? social distancing

9. Where were you born? on earth (we are briefly gorgeous)

10. What are your hobbies? watching gundam witch from mercury 

11. Have you any pets? not anymore......

12. What sports do you play/have played? TANA U PLAYED VOLLEYBALL? WHICH POSITION? LEMME GUESS!! UHH SETTER? 

13. How tall are you? how tall am i?? hOW TALL AM I???? 👊💥

14. Favorite subject in school? please... no more....

15. Dream job? im DEAD... almost all dream jobs stay only as dreams... sob sob i want to be a bestselling author so bad

tagging some recent ppl in my notifs ?? @ghoulbats @space-cadead @turnips-creates @thelittlestspider

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Answer 21 Questions, Tag 21 People

Tagged by @meiyanaalexia , thank you again for the tag 💗

1. Nickname: Why, Lee of course! I'm a simple man. (I've had other nicknames but they are too close to my real name so I am not sharing sorry asdkjalkdj)

2. Zodiac: Sagittarius ♐

3. Height: 168 i think???

4. Jock, nerd, goth, prep: definitely a nerd, ough

5. Last thing I googled: "jack black super crush beer cherry" it's tasty and i couldn't remember the exact name

6. Favorite musicians: TATSURO YAMASHITA,,,,,,,,,,,,, Yves Tumor, Her's, boygenius, ONE OK ROCK, Tyler the Creator, Sufjan Stevens, Björk, Talking Heads, ABBA, Duran Duran, Kate Bush, Tears for Fears... (if i continue we will be here all day)

7. Song stuck in the head: not a song but tomato potato clementine!!!! c'est bizness!!!😤💯🔥

8. House or block flat: idk if it's whether i wanna live in one or if i do live in one and the answer is house yes apartment maybe kind of

9. Followers: 289, i love you all 😤😤💝 except the bots i might have forgotten to block ❌❌

10. Do you get asks: yes but i am terrible at answering them i am so sorry

11. Amount of sleep: 6-9 hours baybee (number is less when i have an assignment due the next day xoxo)

12. What are you wearing: my headphones, black sweats and my dark blue white boy jersey (i just call it that because of the vibes it gives off) (all comfy at home stuff because i am comfy and at home in bed)

13. Dream job: I DON'T DREAM OF LABOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...anyways, something in storytelling (preferably animation)

14. Dream trip: Going to Japan so soon it is mind blowing and something I have always wanted to do. Would also like to travel to any other countries with good food and hopefully see some of my mutuals on here one day!

15. Instruments: none 😭😭😭 If I could learn any, I'd learn the piano, bass guitar, and/or the saxophone.

16. Languages: English, and I'm learning/have learnt but am not fluent in: Afrikaans, IsiXhosa, Japanese

17. 10 favorite songs as of now:

(this is according to spotify) (also copy pasted from my previous post if there are repeats)

So You Are Tired by Sufjan Stevens

Golden Fever by Keanan Eksteen

King of Silence by Cibo Matto

enknee1 by hemlocke springs

Pills & Good Advice by Left At London

Planet of the Bass (feat. DJ Crazy Times & Ms. Biljana Electronica)

Pulp by Lime Garden

Ashtray by Hippo Campus

Cover Me by Starbenders

See You Again (feat. Kali Uchis) by Tyler, The Creator and Kali Uchis

18. If you were an animal: idk but lynxes are so cool

19. Favorite food: Japchae <3 I also love tiramisu

20. Random fact: I have been tryingg to listen to the magnus archives. It is very good so far.

21. my aesthetic: perhaps something light academia adjacent? i'm not sure.

Not gonna tag 21 people i am gonna tag like 7 cause that is a third of 21. yeah (feel free to ignore as always) : @1989nihil @dogboyrevenge @burgundyquills @a-nerdy-little-me @mitarashiko @zuraea @justacasualgaycrisis

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Get to know me

I was tagged by the lovely @morel-marcel!! Thank you!

rules: tag 9 people you want to get to know better

I’m useless at tagging people so if you read this, consider yourself tagged.

Three ships: Arthur/Eames (Inception), Dustin/Jim (AEW), and Dean/Cas (SPN)

First ever ship: Snape/Harry (HP), which I got into when I was like 12 or 13 and probably explains a lot of what’s wrong with me lmfao

Last song: The opening theme song for National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation because it came on last night when I was driving to get food

Last film: A Very Country Christmas on Netflix because I was looking for inspo to plot out some kind of gross Dustjim xmas romance fic.

Currently reading: Isaac’s Storm: The Drowning of Galveston by Erik Larson because I love a good non-fiction story. I’ve been “reading” it for months tho and need to actually sit down and finish it .__.

Currently watching: Slowly working my way through the Cabinet of Curiosities series with my babe

Currently consuming: Nothing but AEW. Living and breathing it baybee!!

Currently craving: A sodie pop from my favorite shack in town ;__;