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Watched Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 today!
Spoiler warning!
The movie was amazing, like one of the best mcu movies. I love how instead of treating Peter's grief like how they usually do. Instead they have every single guardian trying to help him. They all understand him and are chill with his drinking problems and grief of loss.
Everyone was so caring for Peter. But mainly Nebula was there for him. She was like another sister almost. She kept being there for him and wanting to help.
Love how Drax takes all the kids because it is how he is. He is and always will be the father. Drax with the kids just broke me, like ahhhh!! Also I love how Nebula is with the kids, wanting to save them from what she had to go through with her father Thanos. Then his relationship with Mantis, Peter kept throwing them to work together and they seem to be annoyed with it. Mantis kept Drax from doing some harsher things, yet she never could fully control him because she seem to trust him still. Mantis and Drax both seem to felt like they did not fully belong with the Guardians, yet they stayed cause they view everyone as a family, something they both love much.
The movie was telling about the backstory of Rocket. Each movie gave hints and he always tried to avoid talking about it. Yet now it had to be out for the guardians to help him. For he was dying in the movie and was out over half it. Yet those flashback we got.... They got to me, I love his friends he had. Lylla and Rocket were so cute, like ahhh!!! Then Teefs and Floor!!
All the four together in the flashbacks at least explains why Rocket was always worried of trying to save everyone. Watching how he lost all three for trying to save them. Even when Teefs and Floor told him to run, he could not leave them. I just could not hold those tears for that....
Groot, oh poor Groot. Through the movie, as Rocket was dying... He kept being worried. I could tell he was worried and more scared thought the movie. He was always listening and never goofing off much. Taking things seriously because it was Rocket's life at their hands.
Love how Cosmo and Kraglin were becoming friends. I love their friendship and how they care about everyone. Cosmo was a strong leader, yet she was playful. Kraglin wanted to be strong, yet he kept doubting himself. When he thinks about Yondu and sees him mentally, that is when he starts to become stronger. He has been slightly grieving over the lost of Yondu silently and no one knew. He was trying so much to not think about it, holding it away. That is when he finally became strong and started to master the arrow.
Love how the ravagers had now Gamora. In the movie, Peter kept talking about his Gamora, saying that she had to be the same as the future version. For they were the same person. Yet, they did my take on future and such, after a long the movie, Peter and Gamora finally come to a stand where they both know that she had her own decisions she could do. She did not need to be the future Gamora, the same person. Yet, maybe at the end it hinted that she started to have a small liking as in at least friendship with Peter now..
With High Evolutionary as the villain, it was a villain that we could not exactly sympathize much. He was actually crazy, like he killed whatever he made if it did a small mistake, he needed things to be perfect. With his creations, Adam and his mother were made. Adam had a mission to save his kind, he had to get Rocket to High Evolutionary. Yet when we see Adam we learn that he is still a kid, learning about the world and his life. Not fully understanding anything, even death fully. Until he found the ravager pet Blup. He found something he cared about, learning about love more. So when he lost his mother to Evolutionary, he still worked for him until Groot saved his life. That is when Adam repaid them and saved Peter's life. Now he is a part of the new Guardians that is lead by Rocket.
Also most people kept saying someone would die, well no Guardians did and no one has left the mcu yet!!! Star-Lord is still around, but back on Earth and trying to fix things with his Grandfather. The new Guardians still has Rocket, Groot, and Kraglin. Nebula, Cosmo, and Drax are staying at Knowhere, which seems to be the home place for the Guardians. Then the only one that I am slightly questioning about what next is Mantis. Mantis does not fully understand herself, like her brother Peter. So she sets off on a journey to understand herself better.
I am just so happy, yet I cried like at least over ten minutes of the movie!! I did not expect it to let me laugh and cry almost at the same time... All you mcu fans should go watch this masterpiece, I loved it so much!!
#guardians of the galaxy#gotg vol 3#gotg vol 3 spoilers#spoilers#mcu#ranting#I thought I was not going to cry#Watch the movie#9/10 good movie#Peter Quill#Star-lord#Gamora#Nebula#Kraglin#Rocket Racoon#Groot#Mantis#drax the destroyer#Drax the father#adam warlock#Yondu#Lylla#Floor#Teefs#I love all them so much#Their friendship....#high evolutionary#Uncool villain#Rocket finally accepts being called racoon cause he knows he is one!!#I am not crying u are!!
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Voice actors are NOT the same as actors.
It takes a specific kind of skill-set and training to be able to warp and meld the voice. It takes a certain kind of talent and dedication to hone that talent into the ability to meld the voice and invoke emotion with one's voice alone. Actors are used to using their voice secondarily to their body language and their facial expressions. It's all mirrored back on camera. They do have nuance. But it's a different kind of nuance and a different kind of training to produce that nuance.
Voice actors might get their likeness transposed on their character's design, and maybe their mannerisms might seep into the character's animation. But when it's all said and done: their presence is in their voice. They are bringing a character to life, showing that emotion in their voice, trying to keep a specific accent, drawl, pitch, tone in that voice and keep it consistent for their recording sessions.
The voice actor is like a classically trained musician who can play first chair in a competitive, world-renown orchestra. The actor (who fills the voice actor's role) is like a moot who played violin in beginner and intermediate high school orchestra and thinks they can get into Juilliard with that 2-4 years of experience.
This doesn't mean that the HS orchestra moot can't play. They can even be really good at it. Maybe they won competitions and sat first chair. But they are not in the same league as the person who's been training their whole lives and lives and breathes to hone their craft using the instrument and all of the training they've ever acquired to perfect it. They are not meant for the same roles. They are not in the same caliber. You do not hire the HS equivalent when you want to play complex music in a competitive orchestra.
Actors are not the same as voice actors.
And furthermore, actors - especially big name actors - taking the roles of animated characters for big budget films or TV pilots makes no sense anyways when - at least in the case of TV pilots - there's not a point to hiring a big budget actors anyways. That money could be used elsewhere (like paying your animators), and the talent that is brought onto the screen for X character could then be hired on to voice said character no recasting required.
I wouldn't say voice acting as a profession is in danger exactly, but it's certainly being disrespected and overlooked for celebrity clout, and this has ALWAYS been an issue. Shoot, even Robin Williams knew that much - which is why he tried so hard not to be used as a marketing chess piece for Aladdin and got royally pissed off when it happened anyways. People shouldn't go to any movie (but especially not animated films) because "oh famous actor is in it". People should go because it's a good movie and the voice acting is good.
People who honest to god think that voice actors are replaceable because "oh well anyone can voice act" or "I like xyz celebrity so naturally it'll be good" ... Honestly I just wish you'd reassess your priorities because you're missing the point and are part of the problem.
Voice Actors ≠ Actors.
#(i am incredibly passionate about this)#(and seeing celebrity voice actors in what should be a voice actor's role completely burns my buns it doesn't matter WHO it is)#(hemsworth as optimus? someone tell me one good reason why they couldn't get a good v/a to replace mr. cullen properly for the future)#(ben shwartz as sonic? dude literally isn't even a good voice actor OR actor anyways-)#(- A N D jason griffith AND my boy roger craig smith are still RIGHT HERE)#(jason griffith IN PARTICULAR would have pulled back SO many sonic fans that went to watch the film anyways. if not /more/.)#(and on top of that he has the same tonality and energy they tried to force this moshmo to try and emulate anyways so GET THE REAL THING)#(chris pratt as mario? i can at least defend /him/ and say that barring his failure to do a NY accent consistently he wasn't terrible)#(but mario's new voice actor could've been used instead and people would've clearly appreciated that WAY more)#(vanessa hudgens as sunny starscout in mlp g5's pilot movie? literally why. they replace her and hitch's va in the show.)#(don't even get me started on the concept of hiring celebrity singers to do musical theatre roles or not letting musical theatre singers-)#(-dub the celebrity voice actors you just HAD to hire for your film bc you're so worried about not getting enough clout to get ppl in seats#(that you're putting it all in this (1) big name hire bc turns out that you have no faith in your writing ability much less-)#(-animation as a medium.)#(and no before anyone says anything : no this is not me saying that ALL celebrity voice castings are bad.)#(there are some that aren't that bad and others that are actually pretty good.)#(i especially appreciate it when actors are damn well aware they aren't voice actors and try to LEARN from voice coaches-)#(-and/or their va predecessors if applicable.)#(that does not change the fact that the celebrity shouldn't have been hired just because the film wanted to have bragging clout-)#(-oh look at this FAMOUS PERSON we were able to hire — yeah ok. sure wendy. i want to know if this film is quality or not.)#(and 9/10 times the SECOND there is money spent on a non voice actor to voice the main character especially)#(that usually means somewhere along the way animation IS going to get shafted. if not w the animators themselves then in the way of-)#(-the actual animation itself and ESPECIALLY the screenwriting because it's especially been so dogshit lately even before the strike.)#(a celebrity being hired to fill a voice actor's role is such an immediate red flag to me and it is VERY rare that i get to be proven wrong
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i am delighted to report that Shin-chan Movie 15, in which a bomb gets attached to the family dog’s ass and can only be detonated by singing, is maybe the most emotional Shin-chan movie out of the 14 or so i’ve seen. from small children dancing in Broadway style kick lines to Shin’s parents thinking he died in a brutal, fiery explosion and the moment played with utter heart wrenching sincerity, i officially decree this a Good Movie
#Yuasa animated the first two gifs. he even differentiated the style of the kids kicking from one another. dude is a god#the love and peace thing tore me up#actually many parts of this movie tore me up#it was very very good and i haven’t been able to stop thinking about it to a degree of concern#csc#my official Shin-chan movie rank IS:#4 9 8 15 5 11 22 3 6 2 1 10 7#i need to rewatch 11 though i predict it’ll probably jump up a few spots since i loved that one but was very sick with a stomach bug while#watching it and didn’t absorb very much and it’s a very hectic movie#said it before but that the worst i have to say about any of these movies is ‘that was pretty good!’ is really good
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Reading a fic that's so well written I wish I could close my eyes and just let the descriptions and atmosphere wash over me, but the dilemma with closing my eyes is, well, I then would not be able to continue reading this fic, now would I.
#fanfiction#fanfic#reading#i don't read longform fic very often but this one is so good wow i'm in awe and clicking next chapter next chapter#the movie it's for I'm not even a particular major fan of itself but I am a fan of the character and the ideas and oh my god#they perfect it to a tee in every way even better than the movie could and yet keep their characterization spot on in line with the og#it's amazing the way they balance the humour and banter with the suspense/tension and drama/horror#and their descriptions are gorgeous/pick out just the right details#their follow-up is more canonical to me as a sequel than the actual official sequel which is wrong in so many ways#and I am in love with their writing style so much my god#i'll say the fic if asked probably will honestly make a rec post for it when I'm done just because wow but here i'm just vague posting#i mean it's 10 yrs old and I've been reading fic for 8-9 yrs and it is truly one of the best I've read in all of that#from all my tags I mean you can labour a guess for the fandom or fic and if you were to guess it wow good job I'd be impressed#but anyway !!! love finding masterpieces I hope this person decided to become an author in those 10 yrs almost *sobs*#I'm gonna say the fic anyway whatever it's From Out the Ocean Risen by Bluestar god it's good (for p/acific r/im)
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I beat Dead Space 2 . . .
#I have a lot of thoughts both good and bad.#I pulled an all nighter to beat the game (worth it) so I’m going to wait until I’m more awake to explain.#Plus I’ve learned I have to watch the Dead Space: Aftermath movie because that has important lore.#Unless I watch that movie a certain character’s lore isn’t available.#They’re a very important character so it seems weird it’s not . . . all in the game.#There’s a thing in Dead Space called text logs and audio logs which would’ve been perfect to put the information in.#Yet for some reason Dead Space 2 barely used them compared to the last game.#Quick Review: Gameplay 9/10 + Horror 6/10 + Story 7.5/10 + Enjoyment 8.5/10.#Delete Later
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Anyone else think it's kinda messed up that Skiff the Sailboat can't breath water?
Like. Dude is a BOAT. You would think that maybe because he's supposed to always be in the water he shouldn't be struggling to breathe all the time. Yet every time his face goes under he's always coughing and spluttering.
Like, why would they make a boat. That usually goes in the water. That can't breathe underwater? That just feels like needless struggling to me.
Anyway, just me? Ok.
#ttte#thomas and friends#thomas the tank engine#anyway guess who just watched sodor's legend of the lost treasure for the first time#it was very good but some of the stuff with sailor john made me go “huh???”#i think i would need to watch it again to really understand it#but anyway 9/10. solid movie#anyway poor skiff#i guess to his credit whales are water creatures that also breathe air#but even then. i look at whales and think “why did they evolve like this?”#don't mind me just questioning the logic of sentient vehicles with 100% seriousness#on today's episode of “thinking too hard about trains”...#redengineposts
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#uhm hello? the first kiss in 'nobody wants this'? my goodness gracious#i looove good movie/serie kisses. this was a 9/10 for me.#have any of y'all seen the series??#anyway. have a good day/night - wherever you are
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LIVE RHY REACTION TO INVESTITURE OF THE GODS
Disclaimer: this is an English translated version and I do not know how accurate it is so if some things are wrong or improperly translated please let me know. I will also be including screenshots of dialogue and scenes every now and then but please keep in mind I will probably not go into too much detail of these chapters and that I am just reacting to the scenes that happen in the book.
This is also VERY LONG because the book itself is very long. Do not read it if you don't want spoilers/want to sit through a lot of text.
I’ll be covering Chapters 1 - 10 in this post
Once again, do not read if it's a lot of text and mute the tag #live rhyactions
CHAPTER 1 (GODDESS NU WA AND KING ZHOU):
I can’t believe they made Li Shou king because he was strong. He threw a pillar and everyone told King Di Yi to make him king like ok cool ig
also in the other version I was reading, King Di Yi was called Da Yi.. wonder if that was a mistranslation or something
“King Zhou established his capital at Zhaoge, a metropolis on the Yellow River.” interesting, in the other version they call it Morning Song. huh! The more you know
“The king placed Queen Jiang in the Central Palace; Concubine Huang in the West Palace and Concubine Yang in the Fragant Palace. They were all virtuous and chaste in their behavior and mind and gentle in manner.” (…) im not gonna comment on how much that last line irks me for some reason but… ough
ANYWAYS HE RULED IN PEACE… YIPPEE
“and his peasants were especially blessed by favorable winds and rains” why did that make me laugh a little ok
the four dukes!!!! yippee!!
East Grand Duke Jiang Huanchu, South Grand Duke E Chongyu, West Grand Duke Ji Chang and North Grand Duke Chong Houhu
i hope none of them die
SEVEN YEARS OF PEACE!!! and then a report was sent to him oh no
ough a rebellion.. of 72 marquises in the North Sea District — surely Grand Tutor Wen Zhong can take care of it right?? surely he’ll take care of it.
Shang Rong asks King Zhou to honor and hold a ceremony at Nu Wa’s temple for her birthay (the 15th day of the third month) and King Zhou has the gall to ask, “What has Goddess Nu Wa done that a great king such as myself is obliged to to go her temple and worship her?”
What if i stab him. what then.
thank you Shang Rong you will always be the smart one of the advisors
King Zhou then makes an announcement that he's going to go worship Nu Wa at her temple. amazing. thank you for that.
“It would have been better if he hadn’t gone at all, for it was this very pilgrimage that caused the fall of the Shang Dynasty, making it impossible for the people to live in peace.” i think it was because he disrespected Nu Wa actually
why did he need 3,000 cavalrymen and 800 royal guards if he is such a well known and respected king… hm…
But they were under the command of General Huang Feihu, Prince for National Pacification and of Military Prowess. so maybe this guy’s important for later. hopefully. i do not want anyone to die yet
except King Zhou but anyways
PRAYERS!!! RESPECT FOR NU WA YES
why are you wandering King Zhou. King Zhou go back.
KING ZHOU.
KING ZHOU NOOO
the most beautiful passages describing Nu Wa and how beautiful she is and how she looks at him with joy and this mfer gets horny. ok.
Or, perhaps, it is about how men’s desires in the past were always the cause of their own downfall because he was warned that Nu Wa was a respected goddess and one he shouldn’t take lightly and, in the end, he ends up disrespecting her all on his own and that is what causes his downfall.
“He desired to possess her and thought to himself in frustration, ‘Though I’m wealthy and powerful and have concubines and maideservants filling my palace, there’s none as beautiful and charming as this goddess.’”
rip bozo you signed your own death warrant
AGAIN, I AM SURPRISED HE ACTUALLY DID WRITE ON THE WALL ABOUT HOW MUCH HE WANTED HER. I THOUGHT THE WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE WAS LYING TO ME BUT NO:
Shang Rong: Nu Wa’s been a proper goddess and the guardian angel for Zhaoge, I only suggested that you worship her so that she would continue to bless the people with timely rains and favorable winds and ensure that they’ll continue to live in peace. But with this poem, you’ve not only shown your lack of sincerity ubut have insulted her as well. This isn’t the way a king should behave. I pray you wash this blasphemous poem off the wall, lest you be condemmed by the people for your immorality. King Zhou: shut up i’m king
NOT THE REST OF HIS MEN LOWKEY SIDE-EYEING HIM….
anyways they go to the Dragon Virtue Court they go where he meets up with his queen and concubines happily. hooray!
Nu Wa paying respect to the three emperors — Fu Xi, Shen Nong and Xuan Yuan — before returning to her temple on her birthday is so nice to me? I know Fu Xi is her brother in some iterations and it makes me happy idk :(
WAIT THE MFER WROTE THIS IN THE MAIN HALL?
IT SAYS SHE SEATED HERSELF IN THE MAIN HALL — NAHHH HE DESERVES WHAT’S COMING TO HIM WHAT THE HELL??
GET HIS ASS!!!
did not know King Zhou had two sons (Yin Jiao and Yin Hong)
anyways he still has 28 years to go before his downfall and Nu Wa realized “that she could do nothing about it at this moment, since that would go against the will of Heaven.”
surely this “against the will of Heaven” won’t be a reocurring theme in the book and it’s successor, Journey to the West, right? Right?
of course it will
NU WA SUMMONING DEMONS AND EVIL SPIRITS FROM THE DEMON SUMMONING PENNANT LET’S GOOOO
“All demons the world has arrived to receive her command” queen shit
IT’S THEM!!! IT’S THE THREE QUEENS OF THE SHANG DYNASTY LET’S FUCKING GO!!!
“May you live eternally, dear goddess!” they have more respect than King Zhou LMAO
“you mustn’t bring harm to the people” uh. anyways.
“since his visit to the Temple of Goddess Nu Wa, King Zhou had sunk into deep depression” shut the fuck go hold your wife
“He had no passion for his queen, his concubines, or the numerous maids in his palace. They now all appeared to him like lumps of clay.” Something poetic about Nu Wa making people out of clay and King Zhou now seeing them as clay—but also fuck this dude
King Zhou: im sad because im in love with nu wa and can’t marry her
what if i kill you
NOT THEM SUGGESTING HE ORDER 100 WOMEN FROM THE GRAND DUKES — BRO NOOOOOO
why is that the end of the chapter
[.....]
CHAPTER 2 (THE REBELLION OF SU HU):
King Zhou: bring me 100 virgins. they must be gentle, virtuous and above all beautiful
i cant with this man.
Shang Rong: you already have 1,000 women you can’t ask for more when your people are dying of drought and floods King Zhou: fine
HES SULKING LMAO
Su Hu… i like Su Hu he doesn’t want to give you any bribes smh
Shut up King Zhou i miss Su Hu
“we greatly appreciate the kind concern shown us by your majesty” i dont trust like that…
what if i killed them all
why are you mentioning Su Hu has a daug- STOP
ISN’T THAT SU DAJI’S FATHER HOLD ON
King Zhou: can i marry your daughter Su Hu: fuck you King Zhou: >:O
NOOO HE FUCKING ARRESTED SU HU WHAT THE HELL
he was right though this kingdom is dying because you’re being too horny King Zhou please listen to REASON
HE (SU HU) WROTE HIS POEM ABOUT KING ZHOU ON THE WALL HELLO?
idk if it’s intentional but it seems like he’s making fun of King Zhou for writing on Nu Wa’s temple wall LMAO i love that
we stan Su Hu
“Our goal is the utter decimantion of the city.”
I miss Su Daji
where’s my wife
Fei Zhong is like… the worst fucking instigator huh? He’s the one who keeps giving King Zhou ideas- i hate men
Ji Chang taking place for King Zhou so he won’t get caught in the cross fire… interesting that he hesitated on that? ig?
“How could possibly have offended the king? He’s known to all for his loyalty and good conduct, and for his many outstanding military successes. There must have been good reason for him to write the poem.” Ji Chang you’re one of the few smart people in this novel
tiredly reading this chapter because…. ough… ji chang,,,, rebel,,, ji chang,,, j i c ha ng,,
ANYWAYS BACK TO SU HU ARRIVING BACK AT JIZHOU
he has a son (Su Quanzhong)???? HE’S A DAD???
wait why am i suprised his daughter’s literally daji nvm
honestly this is great for learning how names work yppee
NOT THE 50,00 STRONG ARMY FROM CHONG HOUHU… OUGH
Su Hu immediately getting angry when he learns Chong Houhu is leading the armyncjks
“Chong’s an evil fellow” LMAO??? OK DAMN
not Su Hu apologizing for not being able to salute properly becuase of his armor
“King Zhou has of late become corrupt and immoral as a ruler” SAY IT LOUDER
LMAO NOOOOOO
NOT THE GUYS FIGHTING
STOP PLEASE NOT SU QUANZHONG
nvm they won HELL YEA
RUN AWAY CHONG HOUHU YOU COWARDS
SURPRISE ATTACK AT MIDNIGHT LETS GOOOOO
i forgot peopel took drums with them to war
not Chong Houhu drinking after Huang Yuanji reassured him it’ll be fine. fool. you’re at war. don’t drink before sleeping
“They rushed in like tigers and wolves, slaughtering and maiming on all sides.” ough i love this novel’s descriptions
SO MANY PEOPLE DYING
“Chong Houhu dismount from your horse and die!” these men are violent
if this is how violent they are im terrified for su daji now LMAO
Su Quanzhong my beloved
NOT HIM KILLING SUN ZIYU WHAT THE HELL
not Chong Houhu fleeing and distracting his son and he ends up gettig killed by Su Quanzhong
THAT’S WHERE IT ENDS???
wow wtf
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CHAPTER 3 (DAJI ENTERS THE PALACE):
MY QUEEN’S ARRIVING LET’S GO
My queen did not, in fact, arrive
These men are going through it
also i thought Chong Houhu’s son died but no hes just wounded LMAO
MOST OF THIS CHAPTER IS MEN CRYING I CAN FEEL IT
Chong Houhu is finally smart for once in acknowledging he cannot win this
“A huge army is marching towards us at great speed.” PLEASE SAY IT’S SU HU COMING TO KICK EVERYONE’S ASS
oh.
nvm
Chong Heihu, the Black Tiger, the Marquis of Caozhou
why does he have a brother-
Black Tiger: i heard you got your shit rocked
Su Hu: Black Tiger’s here? We’re screwed
Sun Quanzhong is so cool but also so so stupid
bro your dad is telling you this guy is trouble because he knows MAGIC bro
Bro don’t go off to fight your dad’s sworn brother bro no
NOT THEM CAPTURING SUN QUANZHONG
BRO
BRO WHAT THE HELL
HERE COMES BLACK TIGER WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
nvm the steel chair was Black Tiger winking and trying to give Sun Quanzhong a signal that he is, in fact, siding with his dad but Sun Quanzhong is too stubborn and fucking decides to fight Black Tiger
honestly bro what did you expect
GET FFUCKING CAPTURED BRO
DUMB OF ASS… STUBBORN BOY SOBS
also no Black Tiger isnt a tiger he’s a human thats just his name i hope i dont have to clarify that again oops
bro
bro???
SU HU WHAT THE HELL???
so… petition to beat up Su Hu??
NO
NO
NO
NO
OH MY GOD
BRO ALMOST KILLS HIS DAUGHTER- WHAT THE HELL??
Why does he blame her and not the man who is lusting after his, supposedly, young daughter? Why doesn’t he curse the man that was a tyrant and has been growing lustful with power? Why doesn’t he realized that she is not to blame for she does not even know what is happening?
Ough.
Black Tiger: Brother, if only you would only consult with me, I could withdraw my troops. Why do you fear and refuse to see me? I don’t understand! There’s no ned to launch an attack.
black tiger and su hu have an interesting relationship.
hm.
tfw even your men are wondering why you are suddenly acting so strange
bro Black Tiger did something to Su Hu huh….
GENERAL ZHENG… OUGH
hes going to fight black tiger oh boy
“Black Tiger was mounted on a fiery-eyed monster” what if i eat him
General Zheng Lun of Jizhou… inchresting
interesting.
NJKCDSNJCD FUCKER CAPTURED HIM SO QUICKLY WHAT???
also Black Tiger’s smoke magic >>>> LMK!Macaque’s shadow magic sorry lmao forgot to mention that
Su Hu: I cant believe Zheng Lun died Zheng Lun: i’ve captured the black tiger Su Hu: what the fuck-
“I’ve never forgotten that we’re sworn brothers. I’m ashamed to be a captive and greatly appreciate your courtesy.”
Black Tiger And Su Hu Have An Interesting Relationship (by which i mean it's strange seeing male friendship represented like this in such an old novel but it's a /pos kind of strange yknow)
uhm.
anyway.
SHUT THE FUCK UP SAN YISHENG PLEASE. STOP
WDYM KING ZHOU WROTE A POEM NOOOO
Poem basically says to let him marry Daji or else they’ll all die.
Su Hu Is Considering This.
“How could I dare to oppose his wishes!” bro you literally told him to act like a better king what’s happening right now-
what if i die
wdym the chapter ends there.
what
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CHAPTER 4 (THE FOX SPRITE MURDERS DAJI):
the title goes straight to the point huh-
“I won’t sacrifice my life on account of my adoration for my daughter” Su Hu what if you shut the fuck up
yo what the fuck
Black Tiger going off on Chong Chouhu what
wow.
anyway-
“As I cannot let the family perish on account of Daji, I’ve got no choice but to send her back to the palace and apologize to His Majesty.” Su Hu i want you to choke
aw madame yang crying over daj-
what the fuck
huh
huh
huh
WHAT
I MEAN I GET W H Y
BUT
HUH???
y’all she’s gonna die either way im sorry-
“The old couple spent the whole night in despair and sorrow.” and y’all didnt… like.. want to fight for her or…. ok
when’s erlang showing up so he can beat up everyone
OG DAJI DID NOT DESERVE THIS
LOOK AT HER SHE BREAKS DOWN INTO TEARS WHEN SHE HEARS ABOUT WHERE SHE’S GOING
OUGH MY POOR GIRL
Su Hu after hearing there might be a murderous spirit haunting the place they’re staying at: SURELY THIS WON’T AFFECT US IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE
He checked in on Daji to make sure she and her maidservants were sleeping before reading a book on war strategy…
sir make up your mind either cherish her and love her or send her off to be married to a man probably twice her age
HE STARTLES THE GOES TO CHECK IN ON HER
OUGH
EITHER BE A GOOD DAD OR DONT BE A GOOD DAD WTF
the fact he stays awake to keep her safe
wtf
oop
OOP
LMAO
SHES DEAD SORRY LMAO
so.. who’s gonna tell him..
Fei Zhong: Su Hu is here to offer his daughter King Zhou: Why??? Fei Zhong: …b…because you asked for it-
mfer is so offended and for what
Shang RONG MY BELOVED
THE ONLY MAN WITH FUCKING COMMON SENSE LETS GO
and then Fei Zhong ruins it by saying if Daji is beautiful enough then they can forgive Su Hu and if she’s ugly then they can kill her and his father ok wow wtf
SU DAJI MY BELOVED <333
the fact they say she wears red… and i hc’d she wore pink/violets on her way to the kingdom.. and when the spirit kills her and possesses her she’s fully red clothed…. ough..
Can he like… not…. can he not….
I MEAN
i know why she’s so ethereal to him
because hulijing are said to be bewitching to people and they fall in love with them easily
but also fucking come on dude what the hell
sorry this whole thing is jsust… you have to read it to understand how ANGRY i am at this motherfucker right now
“passionate blissful night” daji im so sorry dude ough
NOT HIM FUCKING NEGLECTING ALL HIS DUTIES IMMEDIATELY
BRO I THOUGHT IT TOOK… LIKE 13 MORE CHAPTERS
MFER IS JUST…. GONE
WOW
WHAT A WAY TO END THE FUCKING CHAPTER
OUGH
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CHAPTER 5 (A VAIN ATTEMPT BY MASTER OF THE CLOUDS):
Master of the Clouds: she’s going to bring calamities
GOD FORBID WOMEN DO ANYTHING DAMN
also like???
she hasnt murdered anyone
Nu Wa sent her
why are people triyng to exorcise her already wtf-
TNE FUCKING MONTHS?
KING ZHOU HAS BEEN DRINKING AND FUCKING FOR TEN MONTHS???? HASNT APPEARED IN TEN MONTHS??? BROTHER WHAT
everyone: we’re worried King Zhou: anyways
HES SO FUCKINGNCJKDSNJK
im so tired of this dude
JUST DO YOUR FUCKING WORK??
where’s his wife bro
where are his sons
what the hell
Master of the Clouds explains taoism
ngl it’s pretty cool
i wont post the whole thing but it’s genuinely cool
he made a poem about the spirit lmao
PINE SWORD… SOUNDS SO COOL TBH
i want a pine sword
HE MADE ANOTHER POEM SAYIG HOW NICE HIS LIFE IS AS A TAOIST MASTER
THAT’S…
i like this dude
funky
Master of the Clouds: this pine sword will kill the spirit in 3 days King Zhou: Cool! Daji:
MOTHERFUCKER BELIEVES HER
OH MY GOD
GASLIGHT. GATEKEEP. GIRLBOSS.
motherfucker you CANNOT BE THIS DUMB OH MY GODNJDKSNJCKDS
bro
BRO
i cant believe it fucking ends there DAMN LMAO
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CHAPTER 6 (THE BURNING PILLAR TORTURE):
i wonder what this chapter’s about oh boy
she recovered and carried on with her merry-making… i love her actually
“(…) Jiang Ziya will enjoy worldly glory and filfth, and fifth, gods are to be created.” ayo?? first even Jiang Ziya mention
iirc Jiang Ziya was Erlang’s mentor? I could be wrong but yknow yippeeee
so basically, to recap: Master of the Clouds sends a poem to Grand Tutor Du Yuanxian and he immediately writes a report to King Zhou. Shang Rong receives the report and tries to present it to the king at his personal palace
oh boy
Du Yuanxian: hey so the spirit in your home is growing really powerful to the point where the spectral light she emits can be seen in the ninth realm King Zhou: HE ALMOST KILLED DAJI >:(
sorry guys he is…
he sure is something. this man. yea
He asks Daji if she knows anything about this and she just
oh my god.
SHANG TRYING TO REASON WITH HIM OUGH…
Du Yuanxian waiting eargly for news of what King Zhou said,,,,,, only to be told hes a criminal and will be executed bro what
Mei Bo: dw bro i’ll talk to the king and tell him this is all a misunderstanding
i bet hes gonna get killed too lmao
HE CHASTIED SHANG RONG FOR TELLING HIM HE’S LETTING INNOCENT MEN GET SLAUGHTERED BRO PLEASE
KING ZHOU IS SO ANGRY MEI BO ENTERED THE PALACE LMAO
Shang Rong gets a pass because hes so polite (and he’s a veteran and served for three Shang Dynasty emperors)
MEI BO FUCKING CALLING KING ZHOU OUT…
“Du Yuanxian’s a loyal minister. If you put him to death on account of your concubine, you’ll be cursed for butchering your father’s old minister, and denounced as the destroyer of the nation, for your act tantamount to wrecking a house by removing its pillars and beams. I exhort you to let Du Yuanxian live, for it you do, people will honor you as saintly ruler.” i like mei bo
KING ZHOU IS NOW KILLING MEI BO AS WELL
MEI BO WENT OFF LMAO
“You listen daily to the fawning courtiers and spend your nights in dissipation with Daji. The kingdom will suffer disaster soon, and I fear that I won’t have the face to contront our deceased kings in the nether world.” GO OFF MEI BO…. OUGH
….go off girl
go off
like
i - go off honeslty
KING ZHOU LOVES THIS IDEA
SHANG RONG RETIRES BECAUSE HE CANNOT HANDLE THIS ANYMORE
HE WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS ANYMORE
GO OFF SIR GO
LVIE YOUR LIFE
GOODBYE SHANG RONG… YOU WILL BE MISSED GREATLY SOBS
“King Zhou continued to indulge with Daji day and night, ignoring all state affairs.” daji if you kill him now i wont tell anyone promise
iMMA GET YOU OUT OF THERE GIRL
aside from that, some princes arrived and they were all horrified by Mei Bo's execution after witnessing it and declared they have to do something to stop King Zhou
King Zhou is too infatuated with Daji to notice this ofc-
i feel so bad for King Zhou’s wife
ough… next chapter
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CHAPTER 7 (FEI ZHONG PLOTS TO DEPOSE THE QUEEN):
…uh oh-
“When the guards announced her (Queen Jiang) arrival, King Zhou glanced at Daji with half-closed eyes. ‘Lady Su! Would you please meet Her Majesty for me?’” bro you have little to no decency…
mfer you’re not even going to go greet your own wife??????
what the fuck man
also i do like that they explain Daji is a “mere concubine” so she doesn’t get to sit down. very interesting
NVM KING ZHOU IS IN FACT THERE TO GREET HIS WIFE BUT I FULLY BELIEVED HE WAS GOING TO STAY BACK AT THEIR ROOM DRINKING WHILE DAJI HAD TO ENTERTAIN HER OKAY
i love daji she’s just singing and dancing and enjoying herself i bet
fuck off King Zhou i don’t need you complimenting her
Queen Jiang: this isn’t good King Zhou: why can’t you enjoy yourself Queen Jiang: BECAUSE OF YOU
GO OFF QUEEN JIANG????
HOLY SHIT
i sure do hope nothing bad happens to Queen Jiang today
King Zhou is fucking drunk!!!!
amazing!!! /s
we love a manipulative queen holy shit
SHE’S SO GOOD AT IT TOO???
HOW MANY TIMES HAS THIS MFER FALLEN FOR EHR CRYING
IT’S INSANE
i’m pretty sure any other man would’ve told her to stop crying or something
damn
abusing the fact he’s so in love with her huh
Queen Jiang: You’ve seduced and incited him to all manner of evil. You’re the instigator and must repent at once. If you continue to wreck havoc upon this dynasty, I will deal with you according to the law! You may leave now. Daji: Daji: so i’m planning to murder her-
no really she tells Gun Juan she must seek her revenge i love her nckjs
Gun Juan is so cool?
“I’m a mere maidservant” girlie you are so smart actually
it’s a solid plan too? i didn’t expect it ngl i thought they were going to curse Queen Jiang but nope! just regular plan which is very nice
bro this isnt a debate come on man
let’s go murder the queen
come on fei zhong-
HELL YEA FEI ZHONG HAS A PLAN
Everyone: go back to work King Zhou: bah Daji: go back to work King Zhou: ofc anything for you daji <33333
i fucking hate this man
this man tried to assassinate the king and failed
you disgrace me you should’ve killed him bro
wait nvm it was all part of the plan???
what the fuck omg
King Zhou: WHY WOULD MY WIFE CONSPIRE AGAINST ME
because you’ve ignored her for almost a year, mayhaps?
“Who has so shamelessly condemned this innocent woman?” Queen Jiang im so sorry but im a daji stan through and through, off with her head
daji about to pull an ultimate powermove i can feel it-
daji i dont trust like that
ma’am?
i dont have the words to describe this so uh placing this down here HAHA
King Zhou is a yes man for Daji and i cant even blame him right now
he still sucks
QUEEN JIANG CRYING
CONCUBINE HUANG CRYING
EVERYONE’S CRYING WHILE DAJI’S PROBABLY SITTING THERE SMILING WAITING FOR QUEEN JIANG TO GET TORTURED
god forbid women do anything smh
so they took one of Queen Jiang’s eyes
y’all will have to read this book yourselves lmao i am not sharing this scene
but it was good
anyways Daji wants to keep torturing her and King Zhou has an inkling of doubt on her for once
i doubt it will last tho
IT DID NOT FUCKING LAST LONG
OH MY GOD????
he has no spine
THEY FUCKING BURNED OFF HER HANDS????
MY FUCKING GOD
AND THE CHAPTER ENDS WITH DAJI SUGGESTING THEY BRING IN JIANG HUAN OKAY ALRIGHT GOOD IG
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CHAPTER 8 (PRINCES TAKE FLIGHT):
General Chao Tian and Chao Lei bring Jiang Huan to the west palace. yippe
Rip Queen jiang she only has one eye now
Queen Jiang: SAY YOU LIED Jiang Huan: but you ordered me to assassinate the King Queen Jiang: BITCH
HELP
Yin Jiao and Yin Hong playing chess…. free from guilt… not knowing whats about to happen lmao
Yin Jiao is fourteen and Yin Hong is.. two years his junior? So fourteen and twelve i think
no wonder theyre not paying attention
me too guys
YIN JIAO LET OUT A ROAR??? OK IG THEYRE RUNNING TO THE WEST PALACE TO SEE THEIR MOM
theyre crying now awesome
“I’ll cut off Daji’s head in revenge for my mother!” Yin Jiao buddy you’re like fourteen and you just kill your uncle- buddy n- oh boy
oh no nvm Yin Hong is sixteen then since they said Yin Jiao is too young to understa- yeah ok my bad
THE KING THINKS THEY WERE GOING TO KILL HIM LMAO NOOO
HE’S ORDERING THEM TO MURDER HIS SONS
QUEEN JIANG’S FUCKING DEAD?
WOW
OKAY NVM
RUNAWAY TEENAGERS LETS GOO
i would feel bad but i dont want to get attached i dont think children live long in these types of novels
HELLO?
CONCUBINE YANG FUCKING DID WHAT?
King Zhou: i wonder why she did that
BROTHER SHE WAS TERRIFIED YOU’D TORTURE HER
MFER JUST DOES NOT CARE HUH
still tries to kill his sons- im cdnsjkcndks
ERLANG PSPSPSPSPSPPSPS PLEASE I NEED SOMEONE TO COME BEAT THIS MAN UP
help is this why the war starts… because daji wanted queen jiang dead? damn
REBELLION REBELLION REBELLION
why does Huang Feihu have a rainbow ox
what
anyways
Fang Bi and Fang Xiang are taking the princes somewhere safe
BOTH THE PRINCES AND MARSHAL HUANG ON THEIR KNEES KNOWING THIS IS AWFUL AND WRONG BUT DAMN
NOT YIN JIAO SACRIFICNG HIMSELF SO HIS LITTLE BROTHER WILL LIVE AND RAISE AN ARMY AND SEEK REVENGE ON THEIR DAD
OUGH
ough,,,
E CHONGYU?
OH MARSHAL HUANG HAS AN IDEA
YES
YES THEY WILL ALL LIVE
SECRET BETWEEN ALL OF THEM HAHAHAHA
i already forgot who e chongyu was- wasnt he like….. hold on
no i forgot but it’s ok
Marshal Huang giving the boys his jade pendant with gold so they’ll be ok bc they have no money :( aw
Marshal Huang: yeah so i couldnt catch them idk where they went King Zhou: DAMN… it’s ok you can go now
UH OH DAJI HAS AN IDEA
Daji ily queen you go girl
ANYWAYS HUANG FEIHU ONLY SELECTINGT HE OLD AND WEAK SOLDIERS TO GO FIND THE PRINCES LMAO
why are you.. letting two little boys go off on their own
what is wrong with you people
THANK GOD YIN HONG GOT SOME FOOD FROM SOME NICE FOLK DANG
anyways onwards he goes to find E Chongyu
he collapsed at a temple… uh… yippee
SHANG RONG????
SHANG RONG!!!!!!
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
Yin Pobai and Lei Kai are now in pursuit of the brothers,,, oh boy
chapter ends there aaaaaaa
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CHAPTER 9 (THE PRIME MINISTER'S DEATH):
ayo what the FUCK
yknow i wasnt going to comment but immediately the generals find the Temple of Emperor Xuanyuan where Yin Hong is sleeping and they find him LMAO
Yin Pobai arrives at Fengyun to talk to Shang Rong uh oh
GET HIS ASS SHANG RONG
also conspiring with shang rong would be the best thing imo
NOT THE BROTHERS REUNITING AND BASICALLY GOING “FUCK! NOW WE CAN’T AVENGE OUR MOM”
uh oh Huang Feihu’s mad-
OH LORD HES REALLY MAD OH NO
no one wants to execute the princes
im assuming a riot’s going to happen?
Daji said to execute the princes today and King Zhou agreed
yep riot i can feel it
JIANG ZIYA MENTION
I CANT BELIEVE SHANG RONG TOLD DAJI “KYS” IN HIS REPORT TO KING ZHOU
WOW
YEA NO WONDER YEAH UHM
shang rong you will always be famous
THATS WHERE IT ENDS? SHANG RONG DIES AND HIS BRAINS AND BLOOD DRIP DOWN THE COLLAR OF HIS ROBE….?
DAMN
MY GOD
OKAY...
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CHAPTER 10 (THE DISCOVERY OF THUNDERBOLT):
Zhao Qi angirly stepping out of the ranks to snap at King Zhou? uh oh
WHAT AN INSANE WAY TO START THIS CHAPTER MY GOD
WELL IG HES DEAD… HUH….
UHM…. DAMN….
“‘Have you any better means to deal with these stubborn jackasses?’ he asked Daji.”
uhm how about stop killing these men
also i can’t even entirely blame Daji for this she’s genuinely just carrying out orders from Nu Wa to ensure King Zhou is the downfall of the Shang Dynasty? She’s doing her job and it’s going ridiculously good and although a war’s coming… King Zhou is at fault for not listening to everyone that tells him he is being a bad king
YIPPEE SHES OFFICIALLY QUEEN DAJI NOW LETS GO
so hes going to behead the four dukes…. ok
WHY IS SAN YISHENG IN CHAGRE OF INTERNAL AFFAIRS NOOOO
Bo Yikao is a funky name i wonder what it means
Ji Chang’s son going in his place to King Zhou’s court… hmhm
THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN JI CHANG HAS NINETY-NINE SONS????????WHAT
“the star of a great warrior has come to existence” ji chang why do you speak in riddles
WHY ARE YOU ABANDONING A BABY SOBS
MASTER OF CLOUDS
his name will be thunderbolt…
so
like
like his name’s just lightning?
hm
ok well master of clouds have acquired a baby
oh boy the dukes are drinking
well E Chongyu’s drunk at least
HES INSULTING CHONG HOUHU NOOO
Ji Chang stopped Chong Houhu from slapping E Chongyu… damn
so close
JI CHANG SAID TO DECAPITATE EVERYONE SINCE NO ONES SPEAKING UP LMAO
YAO FU???
i have a character named Fu Yao that was wild
anyways
YAO FU TELLING EVERYONE ABOUT DAJI AND KING ZHOU AND HOW QUEEN JIANG DIED
oh shit Jiang Huanchu’s her dad right
uh oh
HE FAINTED
Jiang Huanchu: MY DAUGHTER IS DEAD… MY DEAR DAUGHTER…. HOW HORRIBLY YOU MUST HAVE SUFFERED!
i like this guy
hes just sad over his daughrer dying ough :(
aaaaand King Zhou is killing everyone ok
THATS IT… HE JUST.. GETS ANGRY AT JI CHANG FOR SPEAKING UP AND THE NSAYS HE’LL KILL ALL FOUR DUKES
wild
can’t wait to read chapters 11 - 20
#live rhyactions#fsyy reading#long post#uhm#chapters 1-10 were insane and very good ngl but also uh#what the fuck was chapter 10... ngl...#its insane /pos#SO WAS CHAPTER 9 TBH#if i ever watch a movie about this novel it better include shang rong
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So just finished ii finale
What's up chat (spoilers in tags)
#not art#inatimate insanity#buffer#buffer 1#buffer 2#buffer 3#buffer 4#buffer 5#buffer 6#buffer 7#buffer 8#buffer 9#buffer 10#okay we good?#we good#OKAY WHAT THE FUCK!?#it. i liked it it was really well made but it left me with. mostlu questions#didnt expect the finale to be a FUCKING SLASHER MOVIE#BUT HERE WE ARE#Silver spoon rest in piss forever miss#oomf is dead#MY QUESTION IS. IF THEYRE NOT REAL. WHAT THE FUCK IS “REAL” WHAT IS COBS I DONT GWT IT#i just#again it was really well made im just. insanely confused
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the Mario movie is good, absolutely amazing, so many references, such a fun time, and I just love it so much. crisp rat is tolerable enough, the rest of the cast is spectacular, and the music OH THE MUSIC. however, there was no bowuigi moment. also you cannot pet the dog. 2/10
#mario#the mario movie#mario movie#crisp rat#but fr like#god its so good#it is so good#its the best#so fun <3#so other than the joke#absolutely 9/10#wished it was longer#needed more#luigi#bowuigi#hope to get my fix on ao3#please#ao3
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sighs pitifully. i have GOT to get weirder on main about things nobody fucking cares about
#the heron speaketh#on call with erin rn looking at a blog that hasnt updated in 9 yea oh my god 10 years. its been ten years#and being like oh fuck yes my favorite little movie is on here. theres screenshots. and theyre TERRIBLE#and i oculd post BETTER ONES . but i DONT !!!!!!!!!!#i have got to get over the embarrassment. i must#for the greater good of. well me really#erin is already ahead of me on this talking about black death as if theres more of an audience besides us two and a pile of lint#i have to get that deranged. i think.#i have screenshot redraws to share also... perhaps that will be the starting point#in the words of erin right now in my ears we have GOTTT to get weirder about paul ghosted on main#and its true. i love that joey
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i have been wondering what your pfp is from actually i got used to it just being Your Face and once in a while i remember that. wait. no that's a cartoon
LOL it’s from this French kids cartoon called Dofus: Aux trésors de Kerubim
It’s a spin-off series of Wakfu / the Dofus movie and is about this old man with an antique shop telling his adopted son about the crazy adventures he’s had
It’s for babies but I like it because it’s very cute + I watch everything this studio makes
Also the maid is casually a lesbian which rocks for a show designed for babies and im surprised the tumblr swarms havent gone crazy about that fact (this show came out the same year Steven universe did????)
Anyway the moral of this post is that Joris is also my son
#he gets traumatized a lot#the kids show is actually genuinely good. like in terms of being a good kids show for kids it’s 9/10#the movie and wakfu are both very flawed but#but I love it in a ‘I LOVE this. I’ve watched it 4 times. no I would not recommend it at all’ kind of way#the wakfu show came out first and he’s just a random side character in there which is funny to me#they said hey what if we took this marginally important tertiary bitch#and gave him a prequel movie and spin-off series#and then it was better than wakfu
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just read a review of the lego movie from 2014 and it is genuinely a horrible piece of literature and through perusing the comments underneath the review, I have gained an intense dislike of the reviewer. it's not even that I liked the lego movie and he didn't it's just that a lot of the stuff he says is factually incorrect, really stupid-sounding, or he doesn't provide any real reason, and in the comments, he reacts to even the friendliest and politest constructive criticism as if it's a personal attack on him.
#listen I DON'T CARE THAT YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE MOVIE#I mean I'm slightly saddened because I did like it#but he straight-up says it's fully actual physical stop-motion animation at the beginning (factually incorrect)#then later says you won't appreciate the movie unless you like lego a lot and know all about it#specifically saying 'if you can tell the Lego Wild West town from its pirate ship from its spaceman set' (direct quote)#like um idk bro... are you saying you can't???#also this does insinuate that there is one specific set for each of these#which is also factually incorrect but I'm not really mad about that#and then in the comments he kept trying to defend himself by saying stuff about how the movie has a 90%ish rating on rotten tomatoes#and therefore 10% of people didn't like the movie#which is actually. an insane oversimplification of statistics. that's like saying if there are 10 children with an average of 4.5 apples#per child and each child can have a maximum of 5 apples#then 9 of the children must have 5 apples and the other 1 must have none#the 90% in fact includes a large number of people who rated it at 3.5-4.5 stars which is means a lot of them really actually did like it#and just didn't think it was the best movie ever ever in existence or maybe they just had some small qualm with it#the final straw was that someone left a very nice very kindly written piece of constructive criticism asking if maybe the reviewer would#consider saying what about the humor he didn't like (or what kind of humor it was) next time so that the viewer would know whether they#would like it or not as well and I read this and thought 'surely he will respond courteously to at least this one' and he said.#basically 'it's not that the kind of humor didn't suit my tastes. it just wasn't funny'#WHAT THE FREAK#WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT#ALL THIS GOING ON AND ON ABOUT WRITING A NEGATIVE REVIEW BECAUSE IT'S YOUR ACTUAL OPINION AND NOT BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO BE CONTRARY#BUT I THINK YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT AN OPINION IS??????#it's MY opinion that it was funny#it's YOUR opinion that it wasn't#you don't get to arbitrarily say that the only reason you disliked the humor was because it was 'bad'#even ethics aren't this black and white#there was another thread where a commenter pointed out that the reviewer seemed to assume there was such a thing as a universal definition#of a good movie and he repeatedly refused to explain himself. like in an 'are you stupid. this isn't worth my time' way#but I won't get into that
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literally screaming crying throwing up because i got to Eddie’s Bad Break in the IT novel and i cannot stress enough how much i love eddie k. i know that they had limited time in the movie and there was NO way that all the memories were going to be explored, but HOLY SHIT, wow, i wish this was in there
the way eddie, like, LAUGHS as he gets hurt and thinks THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE FELT REAL PAIN (and i can live thru it)!, the way he blackmails his fucking mom like that, the way he KNOWS mr keene is right and NEARLY THROWS HIS ASPIRATOR AWAY in the drains! THE WAY HE EMULATES BILL AND THINKS OF HIM TO BE BRAVE AND NOT CRY—
And most importantly… the way each of the Losers signs his cast and their handwriting is mentioned (MIKE IS LEFT HANDED? HE CIRCLES HIS NAME?! STANS SMALL COMPACT LETTERS,,, BILL W LOOPS AND BEN W SLANTED AND WIDE, BEV W ROUND… RICHIE HAS FLOURISHES) and how that symbolizes signing this wholeass contract to finally kill IT. Oh my god. Foaming at the mouth. One of the BEST chapters. And no, Im not biased because Eddie is my favorite Loser and I was waiting for his moment to shine (not at all, what are you talking about?) /s
also, not going to lie, mike and stan have so much richness in the novel that I WISH was in the movie. Esp mike. He’s SUCH a good character- Like oh my god. He’s so sweet… his relationship with his dad?! THE WAY HE FOUGHT BOWERS- OUGHGHGH,, and stan being so fucking sarcastic and matter of fact has made me laugh more than once- AGHGGFH I LOVE THEM ALL SM
#it#it movie#rants#long post#it 2017#it 2019#ive been livetweeting the book#and keeping a long list of shit thats small but important in my notes#LIKE DID YOU KNOW MIKE IS ONLY FIVE SEVEN AS AN ADULT#richie doesnt like deviled eggs that maggie gives him so he gives them to bill#eddie likes strawberry frappes#richie has done coke 9 or 10 times#also STAN BEING THE WORLDS SMALLEST ADULT#eddie uses ben as shade in the barrens#STAN HAS THE REFLEXES OF AN ANGEL#BEV IS RLLY GOOD AT YOYOS#SHE ALSO HAS EXCELLENT AIM#ben literally got into shape due to the losers#bc they inspired him w love#bill ate lemon-cream frosting after hours and georgie tattled#I COULD GO ON#THEY ARE SO INPORTANT TO ME#but this chapter literally killed me#the way mr keene revealed rhe placebo stuff KILLED me#the way eddie just. FUCKING DISSED SONIA#THE WAY THEY TENDERLY SIGN HIS CAST#the way EDDIE IS FUCKING TOUGH#DOESNT EVEN CRY#eddie kaspbrak#I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM
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bro i think i drank to much soda at the movies today, my stomach wants to die but I'm on such a sugar high that I wanna do a million and ones things lmao
but first im gonna get some mint cause I feel way to sick
#we saw inside out 2 btw#was pretty good but some jackass kept yelling out jokes during it??#and like was cussing too...in a kids movie that had like 10 7-9 year olds#like dude shut the fuck up#you're talking over the emotional scenes shut up
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Finding out that the amazing line of "Do you think god stays in heaven because he too fears what he created?" was from a spy kids movie will never not suprise me
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