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What do you believe in now?

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I don’t like being referred to as a boy

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THERE IS A TIKTOK AD ABOUT THE IDES OF MARCH FROM LITTLE CESARS?????

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thank you da vinkis

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I love divorced middle aged women tiktok. Like yes Mel get that divorce it's never too late

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One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

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working on a tshirt/ print design

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my mom's in a pokemon go battle right now in the other room saying a whole shonen protagonist speech

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flipping burgers is one of the most honourable professions u can be in. literally everyone likes burgers

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Kagu, a bird on the brink of extinction meets one of its own kind

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It’s wild to me to see transvestigator conspiracy theories online that could be so easily explained by natural human variation. That woman has a deep voice? Yeah, sometimes they do. A woman has broad shoulders?? Maybe she plays rugby or hits the gym a fuckton. There’s a “bulge” in her tight pants?? Maybe her vulva is just fat. All the “markers” of trans woman that transvestigators use to harass any woman aren’t even things unique to trans women.

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womb tattoo on forehead because mind pregnate with ideas

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these are my dialogue options when you talk to me btw

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just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

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Olive perchlet

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Here's a fun story of malicious compliance to brighten your day:

Until recently, a few people in my office had these desk shades to combat the obnoxious fluorescent lights, which is very helpful for people (like me) with migraines or other light-sensitivity issues.

A few days ago, everyone who has them was told to take them down. Different people were given different reasons - It violates fire code (it doesn't) / It blocks line of sight (sort of?). Since this goes against the existing status quo, the union reps (my beloved) jumped on it. Someone jokingly suggested using umbrella hats instead, since hats are allowed in the dress code. Today, the union reps are passing out these ridiculous things in protest:

If the rules are absurd, the resistance should match.