conspiring-limabean
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just a pan ace vegan obsessed with paleontology
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conspiring-limabean · 5 hours ago
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my cats so fuckin ugly she looks like the oblivion khajiit
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conspiring-limabean · 6 hours ago
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Apparently seals in Aberdeen have learned to climb onto a branch and rest there
Arboreal seals
I AM LOSING! IT!!
ARBOREAL SEALS
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conspiring-limabean · 6 hours ago
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conspiring-limabean · 6 hours ago
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conspiring-limabean · 7 hours ago
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how it feels to be in your twenties
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conspiring-limabean · 7 hours ago
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I will NEVER not fuck with women using a traditionally masculine title. Tell me more about that girl that's also a prince.
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conspiring-limabean · 8 hours ago
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2023-05-02
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conspiring-limabean · 9 hours ago
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how it felt watching the wolverine/deadpool honda odyssey “fight” scene
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conspiring-limabean · 9 hours ago
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conspiring-limabean · 9 hours ago
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I think at some point in time we need to sit down and start explaining to artist who want to make a career out of art that there are FAR more options than just "living off of commissions" and "posting my art online and praying I get paid for it".
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conspiring-limabean · 9 hours ago
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conspiring-limabean · 9 hours ago
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my mom is presently trying to convince me that "no one cares about your tumblr posts because they're 14 year old boys"
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conspiring-limabean · 9 hours ago
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Was chatting to another nurse about the floor I’m on right now, and that nurse said, referring to the charge nurse tonight, “oh yeah, she’s a power hungry monster, she’d be charge nurse every shift if she could.” And then later the nurse said she had only stayed long (a 16 hr shift, can you imagine) because her girlfriend was also working late, and I was like “oh who’s your girlfriend?”
And the nurse said, “it’s the charge nurse.”
And I was like, “the power hungry monster?”
And the nurse was like “yes 🥰🥰”
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conspiring-limabean · 9 hours ago
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conspiring-limabean · 9 hours ago
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In 1982, quite by accident, a zookeeper at Izu Shaboten Zoo in Shizuoka Prefecture discovered that capybaras absolutely loved soaking in hot water, and the practice of providing them an onsen, or traditional Japanese hot spring, was born. Source Massimo; video @yu_haradakei.
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