#700kg

[cariricomoeuvejo]

Mulher chama a Polícia após ser assaltado e acaba sendo presa com 710 kg de maconha

Um assalto teve um desfecho inusitado em Campo Mourão (PR), nesta quarta-feira (18), quando uma mulher de 32 anos, que teve o carro roubado, acabou sendo presa pela polícia. Acontece que ela transportava 710 quilos de maconha no veículo alugado e, após acionar as autoridades para recuperar o carro assaltado, teve as drogas flagradas e foi detida. De acordo com informações da Polícia Militar (PM)…

[solongllondon]

all this poll has shown me is that half of tumblr seems to also be allergic to the sun which shouldn’t surprise me bc we’re all chronically online but still does actually surprise me

[kittynomore]

can you pls tell where to find snapperlou lore?? i Need more of this guy and his terror babies!!! they are so cute!!!!!

All the lore is in my brain and chats with @amevello-blue @debb987 @alicat54c

But the thing that started this was me, kaiju-ing raph to 12ft 5tons and being told that he cant rough house or be carried freely, which made me sob wildly and au-ed the eldest brother

like i said on the post THIS -^ is the reason snapper lou au exist. I just want to shower Raph with all the love

Me: i will create the most genetically feral babies and will create a dad that can survive them.

the babies are feral and wild and full of energy by being super solders: they can shed but it isnt itchy for them it just happens, the kids play with Lou's shedded scutes. they cant brumate coz it wont make sense for them to; they were supposed to destroy humanity, hence having mammalian teeth, that another thing they can and will eat anything and everything. The only reasons the boys hasnt eaten eachother is coz; Raph is the sweetest baby that ever existed and would rather starve then eat his brothers. Dee can and will eat any of them tho, the reason he cant is Raph is simply too large and i made Lee chonky in this au to rough house with Raph and stop Dee from eating him. Lee would rather get all the attention then eat tbh, but that wont stop him from eating EVERYTHING, he is my beloved gassy baby coz of it. Angelo..... Dee tried to eat Angelo and almost succeeded. That's why Angelo is in the shell pocket, so he won't get eaten, That's also why Angelo is the only one that wont eat anything but human food coz he is more used to it.

During rise story timeline: Lou is 25ft 10tons Raph is 12ft 5tons, Dee is 7ft 680kg, Lee is 6'8ft 700kg, Angelo is canon height (coz tiny Angelo will never not be funny to me) April is also canon height coz she amazing as she is.

oh and since y'all are wondering about Dee's eyes. Ame wrote ONE line and his design is like that now. dw he'll grow into them

Ame: endless eyes me: what if big

that's how Dee got his eyes. One flavored text and i runned with it and refused to be caught

my spear shaped son

[diabolus1exmachina]

Lancia A 112 Abarth 

As the first-generation Mini forged ahead with its early sales success, Italian carmaker Autobianchi must have been looking on with envious eyes. Its attempt to grab a slice of the pie was launched in 1969 as the A112, a three-door hatchback that used the same (back then) relatively unusual transverse engine/front-wheel drive layout in a marginally larger package.Bertone’s Marcello Gandini, the man behind the Lamborghini Miura, Countach and Diablo, was drafted in to do the design, which to contemporary eyes looks like a very agreeable mash-up between the Fiat 126 and the British Mini. Speaking of Fiat (which had bought the brand a year earlier), under the skin was a shortened 128 Platform, while power came from a 903cc inline-four taken from the 850.The Mini Cooper and Cooper S had proven years before the A112 that tiny cars have performance potential, and it didn’t take Autobianchi long to go down the same route with its creation. It turned to Fiat motorsport arm Abarth for the work, which involved dropping in a 982cc engine with a twin-choke carburettor and a ruder exhaust.In 1975 the capacity was bumped up to 1050cc, with the power climbing to about 70bhp. Doesn’t sound like much, be we are talking about a car that weighed less than 700kg. Continuing the Mini parallels further, the A112 turned out to make a pretty sweet rally car, leading to the creation of the one-make Campionato A112 Abarth series. A112 production lasted all the way up until 1986, by which time Autobianchi had made about 1.2 million of the things. Today, though, survivors are relatively scarce, even back in the A112’s native Italy. You’ve even less chance of finding on in the UK or USA where they weren’t ever sold officially, but there are a few kicking around in both countries.

[peachjagiya]

See , I was right, if Tae is getting buff in military, then Jk has to become even more strong & gain muscles. After all he likes to pick Tae up & now he cannot fall back 😏😏

Context - Saw a post on x about Jk maybe doing power lifts , sum total of 700KG.

Hey.. maybe JK wants to be picked up too. 🥰

[notbeingnoticed]

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[nag1safairy]

ai q vontade de emagrecer a porra de uns 700kg virar pó sair voando ser puro osso ser fraca anemica transparente careca desnutrida

[toyota-supra]

silliest automobile in your opinion? :D

silly is not a quality I generally aim to observe

but I'm choosing these fucking things. the Gurgel BR-800 is a really impressive design of a car that is so stripped of features that it weighs less than 700kg, which is ABSURD for a car as good as it is. if you see this thing in videos it looks like you could punch a hole through it. I would LOVE to drive this thing. I would be laughing for like an hour about it if I did

[circus-sonata]

F1 Car vs MotoGP Bike vs Rally Car : ULTIMATE RACE F1 : 850hp｜700kg｜Liam Lawson MotoGP : 270hp｜157kg｜Dani Pedrosa 🏁🏁🏁 Rallycross : 600hp｜1,300kg｜Timmy Hansen WRC : 550hp｜1,260kg｜Adrien Fourmaux Super Van : 1,500kW ≒ 2,040hp｜1,680kg｜Romain Dumas

[blubushie]

Honestly it would be really hilarious to hear the crocodile story

also hi!!!! haven’t been able to catch up with you for a while so it’s nice to be in your askbox again!

You have chosen the [EGOTISTICAL BUSHMAN] route!

(Also hello!!)

A TALE OF BULLDOGS

In Sept of 2021, I did a couple-weeks-long job where I helped my brother and some biologists survey crocodile populations in Kakadu.

(This was how I ended up bitten by a crocodile. Twice. But that's a different story for a different time...)

On this day, there was eight of us. Me, my brother Jacko, a biologist chick I can't remember the name of who we'll call Offsider, and five other people--one chick and four blokes. Everyone that wasn't me and Jacko were biologists surveying crocodiles.

So we're on the boat, Jacko and I are shooting the breeze, the scientists are mostly ignoring him and paying attention to me. If they want to ask something it's directed to me. It seems they didn't think he spoke English or something, or maybe they didn't wanna pester him with whitefella questions, or maybe they were just racist or something. No clue, doesn't really matter to either of us.

I'm chatting with my brother about our plans for dinnie that night once we ditch these folks back in town. Jacko's got his hand on the tiller as he guides us down the East Alligator. I'm sitting at the bow of the tinny, pointing out birds and shouting back convo to my brother over the annoyed biologists.

I'm pointing out birds on the banks or in the trees, Jacko's cracking some joke back to me and that's when I spot him--a 5m/16ft croc lying on the bank.

It's time for some fun.

I shout back to my brother to stall the boat. He shut off the engine and guides the tinny over to the bank a little upstream of the croc. We all hop out, biologists get their equipment, I get my rope, and we break for the croc. Typically crocs will rush to water when disturbed, but this is a big bastard. He's not afraid of anything. He's the most dangerous fucking thing out here, what's he got to fear?

Nothing, that's what.

He turns toward us. He's watching us. Scientists look at me and Jacko. Who's going? Jacko looks at me, I look at him, we share this look. Fine, fine, ok. Send the short white bloke.

I coil my rope and head for the croc. I can feel this cunt watching me with every step. He's turning his head to follow me. I start hoping he just rushes for water and we lose him. But no. It's a standoff. I pull my balluk, stuff it in my mouth for luck, and hope for the best. Rope uncoils. I test the noose. It slides easy. Alright, fingers crossed. Wish me luck. If I die, spread my ashes at Gungkurdul.

I try to get to into his blind spot. He opens his mouth and waits. Come and try me, kid. Just what I need. I swing my catching rope and chuck it. It hits the end of his mouth and he snaps. Oh, that sound. Right on the loop. He's got a grip now and he's not letting go. I tug back--not that I'm gonna do much against a 700kg animal.

He rolls. I get rope burn on my wrists around my gloves. But hell, let him roll. He's wrapping himself up for me.

Rope gets shorter, and I get closer with it. When it's wrapped almost all the way around the snout, I rush him. Every person with us--minus Offsider, because she's bloody useless in this regard--jumps the croc.

I'm sat on the croc's head and shoving his jaw down into the mud to keep him still. My brother slides on behind me. Everyone else files in behind him. We've got this bastard covered from head to about 2m of his tail. He hasn't got enough free to hit us with it, but god is he trying.

Crocs are easy to deal with once they're restrained. Reptiles are easy to deal with once they're restrained. Cover their eyes and it's lights out. Birds are much the same way (unsurprising--birds are reptiles, after all). Crocodile jaws are also very weak. They can shut with incredible force, but their muscles for opening their jaws are so small that you can hold their jaws shut with one hand--provided you can get a good grip.

He's huffing and puffing and I'm slapping his mute button and he's still thrashing so I cover his eyes with my forearm while holding his jaws shut with my other hand. Finally he goes still.

We're all catching our breath.

I wedge the catching rope out of the croc's mouth and ask someone to get the duct tape from the tinny. Who else but Offsider comes to me to offer it. I tell her to stand back, because I'm a little crazy, so she stands right in front of me--right in the croc's blind spot. I slide back just a little and start tipping the croc's head up. His head from base of skull to the snout is the length of my entire torso, so this requires some stretching on my part.

But finally I get his head up, lean forward, and tuck the very end of his snout under my chin. I lean back and the croc tilts his head back with me.

And for a second there, I get cocky.

I throw my arms out at my sides and grin up at Offsider. 5'2" bloke holding a 5m croc in place with nothing but his jaw and chest. Apex predator, I am. Look mum, no hands.

I take the duct tape and wrap the croc's jaws with it. I let his head drop and cover his eyes with cloth and tape it down. We all file off of him and he doesn't move. We start taking measurements, they draw blood and get a biopsy, the senior biologist with us gives him a clean bill of health except for an infected snaggletooth on the left side of his face. The root's rotted, the biologist ends up pulling the tooth to speed up the replacement with a new one. He asks if I want the tooth. I ask if he'll give me a certificate to show it's ethically sourced. He says no and asks if I want the tooth anyway. Of course I say yes.

That's the tooth I wear around my neck now.

Eventually we cut the croc free and if you thought me narrowly avoiding being bitten by a brown and doing a gay little manoeuvre was funny, you haven't seen me shoot off a croc's head like a fucking gazelle after the tape comes off.

Anyway! Croc was released, we all made our escape back to the tinny, and I had my necklace made a few weeks later. That's the story. Blu, the bloke what once bulldogged a 5m saltie to impress a girl he didn't even like.

[rainydaydriversclub]

the idea of owning an old car is so romantic and joyous, but the reality is honestly just painful.

a good compromise in my opinion is to take a nicely kept old chassis and swap a modern engine and drivetrain into it to give it a bit of reliability and also a bit more performance.

a dream for me would be to buy a Mercedes W124 Wagon in decent condition, but not perfect condition, and swap out the questionable 90s engine and transmission in favour of a modern Lexus V8 and the 10-speed auto that comes with it. despite being double the displacement, it would likely have better fuel efficiency and make triple the power.

another dream would be to get an old kei hatchback, something like a suzuki Alto, and put a modern 3-cylinder 1.5L hybrid engine from a toyota yaris into it. it only makes 90hp, but compared to the stock 40hp, thats pretty good, especially in a car that would weigh about 700kg including a battery. it would also be insanely fuel efficient being half a ton lighter than a yaris hybrid. the only issue would be crash safety, which can be aided with the addition of a roll cage and some modern seats.

one ive had in my mind for ages is to take a very basic E30 BMW and replace the engine with a K20C1 engine from a civic type R. sure you could go n/a with a K24 and get it to rev its ass off to make a similar power figure, but with the turbo 2L, you have all the power and torque you could ever need and with a BMW 6 speed behind it, one of the best gearboxes money could buy. pair it all with a well setup LSD, some adjustable dampers and a good set of brakes and you have a street car that would never boring. if only they sold the wagon in australia.

[markhors-menagerie]

Gaur (Bos gaurus)

This massive animal lives in the forests of India, Myanmar, Thailand, and the surrounding countries. They both graze and browse, and have been known to eat tree bark for the minerals contained within. Females and males greatly differ in size, with females weighing about 1500 pounds (700kg) and males weighing up to 3300 pounds (1500kg)- surpassing even bison in size! The gaur has also been domesticated, giving rise to the smaller gayal, used as livestock in Myanmar, Bangladesh, and parts of India and China.

[master-john-uk]

"My dog is not capable of harming any other animal."

That is what 46% of British dog owners believe. BUT, I am afraid that is not true. Whatever their size, breed or temperament every dog, including mine (who are used to being around farm animals) can cause alarm, distress, injury or death to livestock.

Keep your dog on a leash and try to stay away stay away from animals on farmland. If any livestock, especially cows approach you, move to the edge of the field and try to get out of the field if you can. Cows can weigh up to 700kg. They are very protective... but even if they only want to play, if something goes wrong it can result in fatal injuries. [If this ever happens to you, the official advice is to drop the dog lead and get yourself to a safe place.]

A farmer, or his representative is legally allowed to shoot a dog that is likely to cause harm, injury or death to any livestock... and we will!

[trainedchimpanzee]

Me so sore and sleepy i moved 700kgs of stone by hand yesterday, red granite my beloved

[dinoabc]

Hunting Dinosaurus Jurassic World Evolution2 T-Rex Velocyraptor Stegosaurus Kentrosaurus Octopus

Hunting Dinosaurus Jurassic World Evolution2 T-Rex Velocyraptor Stegosaurus Kentrosaurus Octopus #Jurassicworldevolution2 #Jurassicworld #Jurassic #Velociraptor #TRex #AnimalRevolt #truck I love Dinosaurs and my channel give you the information about them. Thank you for watching. The stegosaurian Kentrosaurus is an herbivorous dinosaur that can grow up to 4m in length and weigh over 700kg. Like many other stegosaurian dinosaurs, Kentrosaurus is well protected from predators, with armour plates that run the length of its back and a pair of spikes that jut out from its shoulders. It also has a long, spiked tail that helps it to fend off attackers. 🔴 Disclaimer : This video contains content for an adult audience over 13 years old. We did not create this content specifically for children, watching this video means agreeing to youtube rules NOT FOR CHILDREN. Please click subscribe & Hit the bell icon ;) 🔴 Do not Re-up my videos to anywhere. Thank you!

[peaches2217]

🤡

🤡 What's a line, scene, or exchange you've written that made you laugh?

Math and science had always been two of Pete’s favorite subjects. They were useful of their own merit and especially applicable for farmers, but even beyond their practical applications, the art of problem solving brought him a sort of understated pleasure. He had taken physics twice in high school; once as a necessary credit, and then again just so he could work the textbook cover-to-cover.

How fitting, then, that he felt like he had become the subject of one of said textbook’s many problems.

Q: Assume that a mature female holstein (“Brandy”) has a mass of roughly 700kg, and her handler (“Pete”) has a mass of roughly 95kg. If Brandy steps on Pete’s foot and remains otherwise at rest, what is the Force (N) exerted on his foot, how many bones will be broken, and how badly will it hurt?

A: Roughly 6,860N, two proximal phalanges and three metatarsal bones, and like hell, respectively.

(The opening of a still-unpublished FoMT fic!)