#6ullet

[juliancallejo]

Festival La Sub 25. Jornada final.

Madrid, 17 de julio de 2022. entre las nueve y la medianoche.

Nave de Terneras de Matadero Madrid.

6ullet & Fectro + Las Dianas + Lyraine + Dora

Me pregunto si 6ullet & Fectro han hecho prueba de sonido. Todas las ideas (y las hay, y muy buenas, del patanismo Drum'n'bass a l punk/funk Red Hot Chilly Peppers, sin filtro) que han metido en sus bases suenan a verbena en la lejanía y lo que están contando es un eco ininteligible. Y no podéis imaginar el calor que hace en el recinto donde se ha programado esta jornada. El viernes estuve al aire libre y la diferencia es hiriente. No me sorprende que apenas haya gente.

Las Dianas tienen el encanto de las bandas de instituto, y en este lugar, casi me siento como en una fiesta de quinceañeras, buscando al mozo que me quite la virginidad. A mis años. Pero ellas tienen esa maldad pizpireta que tanto ha estado buscando la industria musical hispánica mientras ignoraban el potencial de Alaska. Ellas, Las Dianas, tienen que crecer, sus canciones bobas se llenarán de algo que no sabemos que será. O se apagarán. El futuro es suyo.

Que vayan a hacer la ola subidas en el No Controles ya es un gran presagio. Y la versión, tiene su gracia. Han sabido hacerla suya.

Lyraine se enfrenta al sonido sucio del lugar, o su batería, que está sufriendo bastante. Que venga con guitarra y batería ya es novedoso para alguien que cruza el trap con el R&B, y que añada una traductora de signos es un detalle llamativo. Pero esto es música, y ella viene con ganas de remover el tablero. Yo no veo suficiente empuje, detrás de tanta ambición. Pero este es un lugar difícil y frustrante. Y ella transmite algo parecido a desgana. Sin embargo esa mezcla de autotune con la estética y la actitud del ¿Grunge? merece curiosidad.

Dora (Salvatore) trae una propuesta absolutamente fuera de lugar, que los programadores han colado un poco por remover a la audiencia, o por mero cálculo publicitario, tratándose de la última vástago del clan de los Bosé. Digamos que hace pop, con algunos toques de soul, y de electrónica, más afortunadas visitas a los estándares latinos, que arropa con una voz competente y una actitud entre descarada y distante sobre el escenario. Pero lo que se intuye es que ella misma anda saltando entre varios tiestos, y que no va a decidirse por ninguno concreto. Quizás los vaya cambiando de sitio, quizás los destruya todos y baile sobre sus pedazos.  Así anda, entre la sorpresa y lo convencional. Y ya he visto volar una maceta, al ritmo de excesos punk-rock, mientras se volvía loca entre el público.

(Ha vuelto la traductora de signos, supongo que es cosa del festival. Parece una idea extraña pero estimulante, y ella, traduciendo y bailando, es un aliciente).

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

kanaya: Change.Org - Petition To Hire 1000000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples Guns So They Cant Shoot Them 

kankri: It’s still g9ing t9 sh99t... and they’re g9ing t9 l9se a finger. 

kanaya: No. The Finger Blocks The Bullet. We Can Do This

kankri: This is a gun we’re talking a69ut. The pr9jectile is fired using an expl9si9n, n9t 6y c9mpressed air 9f a t9y gun 9r the elastic f9rces 9f a sling sh9t. Pe9ple w9uld 6e lucky if they 9nly l9st their finger.

kanaya: The Finger Blocks It

kankri: The finger w9n’t 6l9ck it. The shaft is 9nly there f9r keeping the 6ullet straight; all the pr9pulsi9n happens 6ehind the 6ullet. The 6ullet w9uld rip thr9ugh the finger, n9t that many w9uld actually fit with9ut the victim 6eing a child, and 6eyond. 

kanaya: The Bullet Would Go Forward A Little And Then Hit The Finger And Stop Its Not That Hard To Understand

kankri: Pe9ple are g9ing t9 l9se their hands. G9 watch Myth6usters. They did an epis9de 9n this, the hand fucking expl9ded.

kanaya: No The Bullet Would Start To Go But Stop At The Finger Thats Basic Physics. Also Hands Dont Explode Normally They Did Something Wrong

kankri: Why in the w9rld w9uld y9u even c9nsider sticking y9ur finger in the 6arrel 9f a l9aded gun?? The am9unt 9f f9rce pr9pelling the 6ullet at that cl9se 9f range w9uld shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petiti9n for 1,000,000 pe9ple t9 l9se the use 9f their hands. If a 6ullet expl9des the 6ack 9f a person’s skull when they sh99t it in their m9uth, it sure as day will expl9de a finger.

kanaya: No The Finger Would Stop It

kankri: I’m l9ving y9ur idi9cy. Pe9ple with 6rains understand that, ummm, finger g9 699m, while 9thers like y9u really think the 6ullet st9ps. 6ut sure, “We n9 kn9 fisics”. 

kanaya: No The Finger Would Stop It

kankri: If y9u think the 6ullet w9uld st9p at the finger, then y9u have never sh9t a gun and can v9lunteer t9 put y9ur finger in the 6arrel 9f my pist9lkind. I’ll pull the trigger and see if it will st9p the 6ullet. Cretin.

kanaya: The Finger Would Stop It

karkat, to rose, both watching from a distance: WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING? 

rose: Apparently for dudes who’ve got a compulsive need to be the smartest person in the room, “someone who’s wrong in a really stupid way who has unshakable confidence that they’re smarter than you” is their kryptonite. You can play dumb on almost any subject and their ego, their staunch belief that the masses are so far below them, will blind them to the fact that you’re just fucking with them, and as long as you don’t admit you’re fucking with them or acknowledge that there’s anything off about what you’re saying, they won’t be able to stop themselves from trying to get you to respect their authority. And they won’t be able to see that will literally never happen.

rose: In other words... she’s mastered human sarcasm. And I am so proud of her.

[allthesetrolls]

🗑️Bullet picks up Kamkav, smirks at her, then drops her in the nearest dumpster before pulling the lid down to close it and then simply standing by.

Send “🗑️“ to throw my muse in the trash!

>> You flail in vain as the stronger troll picks you up, and deposits you into a dumpster!

HEY, RUDE!

>> You stand up and push the lid off with all of your might. Can you even get out of the stinky dumpster with assistance from the troll who put you inside of it?

>> Only the next few seconds will tell.

THE HELL WAS THAT F9R 6ULLET?

[antiquatedgunsmith-archive]

• I did a good jo6 today! • I im6ued some 6ullets with magic, real 6asic stuff, 6ut like. • I did it! • Where is my praise.

[antiquatedhorny]

*coltsa

-the previous anon who realizes he needs to go to sleep

• Last I checked I'm pretty well secured in my ship. • Ain't no6ody 6reakin' in here to gra6 my tits. • An' even if they did they'd catch a 6ullet.

[aaaaamorphous-entity]

Guess who found a troll sprite maker.

If y’all think I won’t post sprites of my fantrolls in this, the year of 2019, you’ve got another thing coming

The one on the top 1s Khovet 1ank1a. She’s the Th1ef of Rage that 1 drew a l1ttle wh1le ago, here. (Her spr1te’s w1ngs don’t match up at all here to there, but that draw1ng 1s what they’re meant to look l1ke.)

M1ss smug steal yo' pet w1th a healthy balance of overconf1dence and self deprecat1on. Also an acc1dental black-rom magnet who Does Not Want Your Spades Please Stop. Almost wound up there w1th K1qr1m before they both managed to ch1ll out. (And eventually gracelessly fall face-f1rst 1nto a matespr1tsh1p.)

the one on the 6ottom is kiqrim laaqre, a knight of heart that i'll draw in greater detail another time. mister dodged-the-clown-cult-6ullet who has an ongoing identity crisis 6ecause of it. which gets partially eased off once Khovet drags him horn-long into a slightly-6elated teenage re6ellious phase through her sheer infectious power of 'flip that'. (dont ask a6out his chucklevoodoos/psychic powers, he doesnt know and he doesnt wanna think a6out it.)

lends a pretty good, supportive ear if you get close enough to him to 6e a6le to vent. cant guarantee solid advice, can guarantee surprisingly accurate and touching compliments that might make you feel 6etter. 

[authorty]

Favorite blogs?

dope blogs @40mg @hennergy @122mg @fuwes @025k @6ullet @rsckstar @photosfer @nopoker @ambtionz @wezy @usev @the-realone @8bonghits @supremecia @krachtt @rapsxo @xscot @teamless @sexualizad0 @andcorts @4yf

[nxs]

can you recommend some good blogs to follow

@6ullet@sprayin@pp@8oolin@35oo@guncharge@wolftyla@6i@futurez@dephlo@trygun@6exts@novcane@illhaa@insignify@7evnty@7rapsoul

there are plenty more lmao this is all i can think of rn

[strapdown-blog1]

Seems I’ve managed t9 escape this s9 called 6ullet.

[antiquatedgunsmith-archive]

• Some6ody engraved ‘love’ on one of their guns, and ‘hate’ on the other one. • What, did you put your helpful friendly 6ullets in the love gun? • You’re gonna shoot it at some6ody you love?

[authorty]

Fav blogs?

@2orment @nxs @65 @b-reakable @40mg @3ws @hennergy @bsyed @025k @pp @6ullet @uyez @7evnty @uzm @rsckstar @nopoker @photosfer @serphins @supremecia @froida @ambtionz @wezy @srpreme @l5l @living-to-gain @usev @remarkable01 @wokar @8bonghits @chillins @patiencce @krachtt @rapsxo @sexualizad0 @4yf @itrouble @rolenacity