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[polaroidblog]

“Memoria polaroid” – un blog alla radio S23E32

“Simmer for a while, mix me up and I come loose”, canta Wallace Welsh nel suo nuovo singolo che apre la scaletta di questa sera. In fondo, potrebbe essere una ricetta buona anche per questo podcast, tra le primizie di stagione che cerco di amalgamare nella maniera meno maldestra possibile. Il menù è pronto, ecco a voi un’ora di novità indiepop e indie rock, accompagnate dagli opportuni brindisi,…

[taurasiluvr]

MASTERLIST

requests = open

★ WNBA

assorted !

➜ size kink with my favorites (nsfw) including . . . paige bueckers, diana taurasi, emily engstler & caitlin clark

phoenix mercury !

diana taurasi

➜ enemies with benefits (nsfw)

↳ part two

➜ putting you in your place (nsfw)

➜ nsfw blurb

➜ riding diana's thigh blurb (nsfw)

➜ dacryphilia blurb (nsfw)

➜

las vegas aces !

kelsey plum

➜ kelsey being an ass girly

kate martin

➜ kate martin loves short girls (fluffy blurb)

➜ small tits, no problem (slight nsfw)

↳ more size kink

indiana fever !

caitlin clark

➜ gif/clip blurb (suggestive)

➜ picture blurb (nsfw)

➜ riding her strap blurb (nsfw)

➜ scissoring blurb (nsfw)

➜ strap-on blurb (nsfw)

➜ good luck head (nsfw)

↳ more good luck head

➜ jealous cc (nsfw)

➜ phone sex (nsfw)

↳ part two

seattle storm !

nika muhl

sue bird

➜ birthday sex blurb

la sparks !

cameron brink

★ WCBB

uconn !

paige bueckers

➜ baby it ain't really cheating if he don't see (nsfw)

↳ prequel (part two), part three

➜ high sex with pb (nsfw)

➜ you told me your new man don't make you nut, that's a damn shame (nsfw)

➜ size kink / dacryphilia blurb (nsfw)

↳ more size kink

➜ possessive/protective reader fic (nsfw)

➜ strap on blurb (nsfw)

➜ phone sex (nsfw)

➜ lip tattoo (nsfw)

azzi fudd

[more to be added]

★ FUTBALL

fc barcelona !

marc guiu

hector fort

joao felix

pablo gavi

pedro (pedri) gonzalez

barça femení !

alexia putellas

lucy bronze

[more to be added]

real madrid !

jude bellingham

➜ nobody gets me like you (nsfw with plot)

[nicky35]

me watching all of the wnba lesbian drama

[saturnniidae]

Shout-out to studio trigger and their animated lesbians

[satoshy12]

A champion duty

Clarisse stared at Chiron, disbelief etched across her face. "So Zeus has this great and powerful Champion, all this time. That he shares with other Gods." She crossed her arms, frustration simmering out.

Chiron nodded, his wise and old eyes looked at the Demigods. "Yeah."

Annabeth, who had just been let in on the secret, exploded with indignation. "Then why the Hades would the 'great champion' not help us in the second Titanomachy?" Her voice rose, where the demigods gathered.

A disinterested Mr. D sipping nonchalantly a diet coke. "One of his patrons is Atlas," he explained, a hint of amusement in his tone. "So he stayed out of it. By Zeus' command and loyalty to his patrons. But now, in the Gigantmachy, he can at least help."

Zeus didn't see the need to use Billy in the War. As he already knew they would win... But he wasn't sure as Typhoon escaped but all ended well in the end.

Chiron placed a reassuring hand on Annabeth's shoulder. "While not a demigod, he is... how do we put it? A Divine human? Mortal God? Not quite sure about the term. But he can join the others. While the demigods and their parents take down the giants."

Dionysus chimed in with a grin. "And no fear for the second War. Father and we plan to finish it before it starts. Billy will take care of the Armies."

Percy unsure about all of this:" So... We don't fight a 2 war?"

Dionysus:" No Peter Johnson, you don't. I just told you they will do to alone. You wait here in the camp, or if you are outside you could meet a Monster of the army who escaped. But the War will have nothing to do with you all."

Percy had a smile like most other Demigods:" That is the best news I ever heard. Sweet."

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Olympus

Meanwhile, in Olympus, the 12 Olympians  and the 3 Fates convened.

Zeus, sitting on his throne, leaned forward with renewed vigor. "So I send Billy to take care of the army, and we kill the Giants with Diana's help?" His voice boomed, filled with authority, but asked to make sure.

He is kind of surprised they even want to do it that way and not send their own kids for fame or so.

The rest of the gods nodded in unison, murmuring their agreement. "Yes. We accepted your idea after all," they affirmed, a sense of unity resonating among them.

Poseidon was very happy about all of this. His adorable son, could finally take a break from battle. They would finish this war before it starts.

"Well, good to know," Zeus said, a smirk crossing his lips. He reveled in the thought: his daughter would help crush the giants, just like Heracles had done before her, and his champion would handle the armies.

Apollo leaned back, a mischievous glint in his eye. "And once it's done, I'll have a new pranking war against Billy with Hermes and Ares." His voice dripped with excitement and competition.

Hermes grinned. "Bring it."

[dozydawn]

[weedle-testaburger]

ships in trigger shows are great bc you simultaneously ship them and wish you were one or both of them

if you tell me you wouldn't want to be one of these two and date the other i don't believe you for a second

[sudaca-swag]

I get so angry at royal families fans especially if you're from the global south, why are you being a royalist in 2024 kill yourself you're an embarrassment to all of us your lineage shouldn't had survived past colonial times

[captainmartin20]

tip retweeting this LMAOO

[liacobain]

i think this made me realize how much i love wbb players with big noses

[pbnbucks]

Smut prompts Fluff prompts Angst prompts

PBNBUCKS WORKS ꨄ

𐐂 Las Vegas Aces

Kelsey Plum

$ no works yet…

Aja Wilson

$ no works yet…

𐐂 Indiana fever

Caitlin Clark

・My Bad / SUGGESTIVE

・Christmas Morning / FLUFF

・What Happens In Bora Bora Stays In Bora Bora / SUGGESTIVE

・Sit On It? / SUGGESTIVE

・Jealousy Head Cannons / NSFW

・Are You Serious / NSFW

・Sweet Heart / FLUFF

・Girl Kisser / FLUFF

・Short Head Canons / NSFW

・Melting / FLUFF

・Only For Tonight / ANGST

・Needed You / NSFW

・Sessions / FLUFF

Nalyssa Smith

・Head Cannons / FLUFF

𐐂 Seattle Storm

Nika Muhl

・The Storm / FLUFF

・Camera / SUGGESTIVE

・Whats Your Problem? / NSFW

・Good Intentions / NSFW

・The Transfer Student / NSFW

・We Could Be Better / NSFW

・Cause Where Toxic Baby / NSFW

・Im Sorry / NSFW

・Lovers Day / FLUFF

・Love You / FLUFF

・Parking Lot / NSFW

・Injured / FLUFF

・Short Head Canons / NSFW

・Dynamite / ANGST

Sue Bird

$ no works yet…

Skylar Diggins-Smith

$ no works yet…

Gabby Williams

・Maybe / SUGGESTIVE

・Head Canons / NSFW

𐐂 New York Liberty

Breanna Stewart

・Jealous / NSFW

・Cheering For Me? / NSFW

・Only You / NSFW

・Bad Game / NSFW

Sabrina Ionescu

$ no works yet…

𐐂 Chicago Sky

Chennedy Carter

$ no works yet…

Angel Reese

・Only / FLUFF

𐐂 Phoenix Mercury

Diana Taurasi

・High On You / NSFW

・Drunk In Love / NSFW

・Head Cannons / NSFW

・Baby Fever / FLUFF

Brittney Griner

・Headcannons / NSFW

・Can You Move? / FLUFF

・I Love You / FLUFF

・Nasty / NSFW

・Short Head Cannons / NSFW

・Ginuwine / NSFW

𐐂 Washington Mystics

Aaliyah Edwards

・Head Cannons / FLUFF

𐐂 Golden State Valkyries

Kate Martin

・Strangers, Friends, Lovers, Strangers Again. / SAD

・Knee Deep In Love / FLUFF

request are always open!

[fortheloveofwbb]

someone come get their auntie 😭😭

[k8martins]

LMFAOO

[evviejo]

STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION // S2E18 Up the Long Ladder Tell me, is your entire population made up of clones, Prime Minister?

[weirdlookindog]

Diana Lorys in Les cauchemars naissent la nuit (1970)

[holly-natnicole]

Ártemis: "Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up; just don't do it, okay. Promise?"

Callisto: *being a lesbian* "Not even with you?"

Ártemis: *being aro ace* "NO!!"

_________________________________________

Diana: *pinches Her nose* "What part of eternal maidenhood do people not understand?"

_________________________________________

Ártemis: "Never, in my two millennia as the leader of this Hunt, have I seen such shameful behaviour."

_________________________________________

Phoebe: *pausing a car with a dryad who is a Hunter of Artemis and a likewise naiad sitting at the backseat of the roofless car* "Get in, loser; we're going hunting."

_________________________________________

Phoebe (who has been teasing her fellow Hunter of Artemis each day for the past week): "Nice net, Bri!! What's it made out of?"

Britomartis: *angrily sarcastic* "Your mum's chest hair!!"

_________________________________________

Britomartis: "One time Atalanta punched Orion in the face. It was awesome!!"

_________________________________________

Zoë Nightshade to Bianca di Angelo: *pulling on her silver parka jacket* "On each day, we wear silver."

_________________________________________

Naomi: "That is so fetch!!"

Phoebe: "Naomi, stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen!!"

_________________________________________

Zoë Nightshade to Hippolytus: "If you're a Hunter of Artemis, why are you male?"

Britomartis: "Oh my Gods; Zoë, you can't just ask people why they're male!"

_________________________________________

Zoë Nightshade: "Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimised by boys or men."

Half of the Hunters of Artemis (even the extremely few dyadic cis male ones): *raise their left or right hand*

_________________________________________

Josephine: *kisses Hemithea on the lips*

Josephine: "Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you!"

_________________________________________

Naomi shortly after Hemithea (alongside Josephine) quit being a member of the Hunters of Artemis: "Why do you use super-jumbo tampons?"

Hemithea: "I can't help it!! I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vulva!!"

_________________________________________

Thalia Chase: "Naomi, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Evington Park."

Naomi: *crosses her arms and glares*

Thalia Chase: "And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it."

All of the other Hunters of Artemis: *staring in silence*

Thalia Chase: "And I'm sorry for repeating it now."

Zoë Nightshade: *pinches her nose*

Bianca di Angelo: *facepalms*

_________________________________________

Zoë Nightshade's & Reyna de la Fuerza's approach towards being Bianca di Angelo's big sister: "I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don't be shy."

Thalia Chase's approach to it: "There are no rules in the Hunt. Lets burn this Barbie!!"

_________________________________________

Diana (returning from New Rome with a package): "Hey, gals! Happy hour is from four to six!"

Reyna de la Fuerza: "Um, is there alcohol in this?"

Diana: "Oh, Gods, Reyna, no! What kind of leader do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink I'd rather you do it at the campsite."

_________________________________________

Ártemis: *being aro ace* "At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die."

Reyna de la Fuerza: *also aro ace, pinches her nose in exasperation*

The rest of the Hunters of Artemis: *staring in wide-eyed horror, except for Thalia Chase who claps her hands & smirks evilly*

_________________________________________

Reyna de la Fuerza: "Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Octavian's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you."