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5G Phone Check & Speed test
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Yeah yeah twitters the bad place but also if you comment on an nhl teamâs tweet for Hanukkah with two Jewish players âplease tell me they arenât Zionistâ thatâs not like. Progressive. Thatâs literally just antisemitic and you should be embarrassed and go be sad in your basement bc no one invited you to their holiday party.
#Chag sameach! If youâre gentile you are cordially invited to be FUCKING NORMAL THIS HANUKKAH#Or else!#Like sorry buddy the rainbow flag in the Twitter bio doesnât mean the guy calling Hanukkah a satanic holiday in the replies magically#Disagrees w/you! Anyways! Chag sameach to Jewish hockey guys I hope yall are enjoying fried foods open flames and two bottles of chard each#Quinn Hughes I hope you have three bottles bc they made you do the Xmas post too#sorry for being a bummer but also the nhl has a man on the leafs selling anti 5g amulets if you want me to think potential zionists are a#Problem Iâm gonna need you to get your fucking eyes checked. Girl a staal brother is my teams captain. Get a grip and read the room.#kazoo noises#sports posting#tw antisemitism#I try to like keep most discourse and politics off my blog these days bc that shit actively worsens my mental health but holy SHIT#Sorry to be a bummer on Hanukkah but also if youâre a gentile and see someone doing this tell them to cut that shit out
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Which phone do you use? Do you prefer iPhone or Android? I use the Motorola Razr 40 Ultra.
the girl in the commercial was so pretty I wanted to buy that phone so bad but I have android because my dad refuses to buy apple products
#i have galaxy a32 5g (checked my settings i dunno my own phone)#i got it for 100 dollars because tmobile was giving it away for pretty much free if you traded it for a in good condition old phone#so all i bought was like warranty and a case#i technically buy my own phones now i could switch but all my stuff with google/samsung etc so it's easier??
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PEOPLE WHO BLINDLY BELIEVE SHIT THEY SEE ONLINE DRIVES ME INSANE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#STOP BEING A FUCKING DUMBASS AND GOOGLE SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#IT TAKES SECONDS TO FACT CHECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING POTENTIALLY GREAT MINDS SQUANDERED DUE TO TO THE COMFORT OF BELIEVING WHATEVER WHENEVER?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?#AM I THE ONLY ONE ALARMED AT THE BLATANTLY INCORRECT SHIT PPL MY AGE ARE WHOLEHEARTEDLY BELIEVING??????????????????????????????????????????#THESE ARE THE SAME PPL LAUGHING @ FB BOOMERS BELIEVING IN 5G COVID THEORY YET THEY EAT UP SOMEONE SPEAKING CONFIDENTLY IN A TIKTOK VIDEO#niyah.txt
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The worst part of Camp Vargas 2 is that it made me come to terms with the fact that Idia is just like me fr. If I were in that situation, I'd be complaining all day long, have given Vargas my second phone (one that's essentially useless but adored), and I'd be obsessed with a giant stick I randomly picked up because I actually did this in college once on a midnight walk and brought it home for a day or two.
#my ex and I enabled each other with the stick#I need to date an Azul type to keep me in check because sometimes my item finder ability does weird stuff#as for the burner phone last year I was forced to replace my phone because tfw 3g was dropped and I needed 5g#but the phone works perfectly well still even though it can't be used for calls I can still browse the internet and use apps#I use it in equal measure to my usual phone mostly because it's lighter#also I'm 5'5 and the stick I picked up was about six feet tall I think a little taller since my ex was tall#kay chats about her game#I originate from a swamp and yeah no being indoors is better
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When Veri-Zone Met-Ro - binhood riding on its T-Mobile ( the force)
veryizone was hungry entity despite his non stop bite and nibble between the quarters feast fully satisfied but constantly hungry , perhaps it was his wickedness gene that made very-zone that feelings. Perhaps similar to the high a cereal killers feels when they execute their attacks on their victims. Of course Veri-Zone are not cereal killers but sure they can harass their clients to the point the customer might start to develop a thought đ€ to kill themselves. I'm here to talk about a secret cellular company that perhaps many of you know about this seller you have yet to know. We only view it as the cellular company for âIndigent clientsâ. Really? This is what I thought when I used to have everything in my life. so the common thought that led me and perhaps among all of you too. We created a false cluster such as, if this company serves a lot of poor people, maybe the service and product that their customers receive is poor and inferior in comparison to the giant corporations of the telephone companies. Believe it or not, it was only after a situation fell upon me that caused me to lose everything I had, and somehow it happened at Walmart, she suddenly understood my situation and gave me a Motorola with Metro as the provider. But why does the old provider version forget my 7 good years of records, and only enjoy harassing me when I experience a horrible situation. The version cellular didn't care to check my past while until not long ago I was their best customer paying without any questions nor conditions an amounts of 150-250 dollars every month. Then a fall into a bottomless abyss and I'm still in a state of limbo. Verizon started restricting me, harassing me when the due day they arrived and they didn't get their money, right away disconnecting me when i'm fighting for my life on the phone, my business of fire phone shitt they limited my necessary playing with my poor miserable life anyway. Verizon was the master slaughterer to us all, we was their dairy cows that produce for them a rich amount of fear. The smell of their cow costumes' fear caused the monster this endless hunger that quickly turned into a feeding frenzy. Let me explain: one day after I couldn't pay I was disconnected wow what a fateful disconnection in the middle of Life, poof. I immediately dials six one one, a tone, and then answer the voice response. He: Blahblah blah... Me: yes, yes, yes,yea. Representative. He: What, did you say billing? Me: No representative, him: I didn't get that, did your phone get lost or stolen? Did you forget you username? No!! I need a representative! Don't think I got it, did you mean you want to upgrade your phone? No!! At this time you're not eligible to upgrade your phone. For the main manu push #1. Me: #1 hi this is Verizon. Blah blah blah blah blah and the extra deal we have is a BLAH BLAH. you are restricted coz of nonpayment of your small bill that is already close to the next mini tiny bill all together is estimated a few zeros. me: what do you mean few zeros Willis? I can't understand, maybe try another way! Me: no no Agent. Him: mmh hmmm đ€ A g e n t?!? Did you mean Agent ? Me:Yes yes yes yeah! Him: unfortunately, wait let me ( cry me a river) me: what him: you just made me destroy all my makeup when I cry the all river for you. Me: wdym? You are just a Robot AI you can't have tears. Him: you are not eligible to talk to a representative please try later bye... Oh I just want to add that perhaps I'm an AI but at least I think like a human so I can feel the cry me a river feeling and that enough to destroy my ai markup I applied before work. Now call later have a great day I'll send you a link for satisfaction please spear ten minutes of your extremely busy life doing nothing and please rate our overwhelming Ace customer service and how was our approach when we quickly came to your Servic* open and extended it wide with our love and care as it came right from the air it emerge, our happeniss right to your Servic* twice. .
That's true they sure spread my nerves to a new high verhi-zone. Now sad without a line without the Internet I'm dropping to an explosion in a sphere looking room. I fumble with my hands to find a comfortable angle for my body. I didn't find a corner in this strange room, what an unlucky day I'll go to rest, maybe I'd rather die than live. Then comes a new day I'm optimistic about the future rings. Back to Veriz This time again I went through all the cabinets, but this time he tried to see how I would react: Him: And before I end this tiring conversation, this time I'm ready to send you to a human being yes our perfect, wonderful customer service full of applause.. but I want To tell you that it will cost you to talk to those talented individuals of Verizon customer service for a small price to be able to talks to the best. Price is negligible. We are really laughing, for connecting you to our talent team. The amount that we require for connecting them is like one grain of sea sand. It is negligible how many grains are there on the beach . It is a special gift to our poor customers who pay twice as much compared to all the rich customers. Yes yes with us it's like you are the smallest giant. That's why we ask for a small amount, a one time fee of 10 dollars in order to reach customer service. Me: What evil robbers. Greedy, and frenzy leftover licker of a meat pot. Him: I didn't understand, did you mean that you are not interested, Me: no no yes yes I am interested yes yes. Wait, did you say no? I, of course, said yes. Him: You are very lucky and I almost hung up, but Ten dollars per pot made the difference between tobi or not to be. Please wait in line. I have finally reached the summit of the highest mountain in our world, no lol no Everest it is a mountain three times higher than Everest it's called the BlackRock mountain đïž. I must mention when I finally reached the human customer service. The service was truly exceptional and impeccable, but whoever let Robot AI make our lives miserable did so sarcastically and offensively, because surely none of the customers can make a claim on a robot lawsuit. How much evil lies in this selfish thought to do to customers who are dragged into a huge monthly payment who surely need a phone even more than ever for business failures and the quality of reception varies according to the hours of the day that we will not know of such a problem. Forgive me I came to write about Metro and the beginning I described before I found the light when I Met-Ro-binhood. Friends I'm not Exaggerating, I always say what's on my mind. I want to tell everyone the secret of Metro's 5G is nothing less than phenomenal. How does it happen that 5 Metro's GI delivers ten times faster than Verizon and at&t combined ? Friends, it's a secret, I'm not exaggerating, please try me. I'll give you all my details, I'm ready to be responsible for my good name. I'll also give everyone the name of that amazing person from customer service of Metro and say that me Tobi Simon sent you his name : Jai. One in a million. I received one of the best promo. Unlimited. Freaking unlimited for the price of 30$ and let me frase it ones more unlimited is unlimited calls and Internet đ as wifi becomes absolute.. did I mention speedy Gonzales 5eemen how Verizon plays their way of deception by letting you walk captive after them in high-end price to let you be-lie-ve high price is priceless. Lol sucker me. Also me quite a more-run. Friends you not my friends, yet I'm giving you an amazing secret and a tip on a jam stone by the name Metro I Met-Ro-binhood that ride on T- Mobile and that A huge Turbo. Do it now, switch now and immediately before they become Verizon ( hope they won't, and Metro will maintain their grace, coz a jam stone without its grace, quickly loses its jam to become only a stone. So don't forget to tell Jai ( the costumer service representative) that Tobi Simone sent you and tells him about the $30 unlimited... Guys I just sent you this bless, to become nothing less then happiness
and much applause
Tobi
#when a Veri-Zone Met-Ro-binhood#poor Verizon customer paying twice amount compared the rich#the service of Verizon is very zone of the day#Metro is secretly the hidden jam stone of all cellulars#im fully guaranteed to every sentence#check it yourself Metro 5G is all day long 5G now bs no game#Metro prices wise are unbeatable#Metro give you priceless#a high-end for way less then all other combined. priceless
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just had a fucking freak of nature in my store say some insane racist sinophobic shit to me because i dared to mention 5g in passing. i work in cellular sales
#she was a little weird but seemed mostly harmless#until i started checking coverage for her new address. it said she had 4g lte but not 5g. oh boy i opened fucking pandoras box with that#white women: sees other other white ppl#white women: time to tell this person all the racist conspiracy theories i believe in#it's jay
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oh my god i figured it out
okay so it took an accident of me not checking on it, but I FINALLY figured out why I wasn't getting enough loft on my bread:
I was NOT giving enough time for yeast/bacteria production.
So if I do my other bread recipe's 4 hour levain development, then follow the pullman's recipe and do about an hour and a half initial rise (with stretch and folds) with a one hour final rest and rise, I get something like this:
okay that rose in the oven but like. not a whole lot, yknow?
tried again, a little longer on the levain, but this time I tried to do the final rest/rise in the fridge overnight like when you have an overnight ferment on a classic sourdough
oh that's a lot better! but the recipe is for a PULLMAN'S loaf, it should be square as possible, am I using enough ingredients?
NO I WAS. I JUST WASNT GIVING ALL THE TIMES ENOUGH TIME
this time I let the levain (40-50g starter, 35g whole wheat flour, 35g AP flour, 70 mL water) develop for like six and a half hours in a proofer or a slightly warmed oven.
pour levain into a stand mixer if you've got one, bowl if you dont. Mix in sugar (35g) and warm water (400mL). Let that sit for the usual half hour in proofer.
add flour (600ish grams total, i often do about a third whole wheat to two thirds AP), 5g salt, 80-90g fat of choice (butter, margarine, etc). I put it in the stand mixer for around 10 minutes on low. (this is a REALLY old stand mixer so it CAN go real slow- do 7-8 min on lowest setting on a modern mixer, 15 min if you wanna do a hand knead)
cover and put in proofer. As usual I did 4 stretch and folds at half hour intervals, but on the final interval I forgot about the timer- it was left in the bowl for around a full hour after the last fold rather than the planned half hour.
by the time I checked on it, it rose WAY more than i was expecting it to. Decided to roll with it (lol), greased the pullman's pan (butter if no one's allergic, margarine otherwise), flattened, rolled up the dough, plopped it in and slid on the lid.
Did the final rest for two full hours in proofing temps, then baked at 350-60ish for a half hour with the lid slid on, 15 min with the lid off.
so, all in all: the ideal loaf of pullman's sourdough starts when you wake up and comes out around dark lunch.
not practical but hey! an interesting study to be sure
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the boy anon spooky prompt here and it would be very cool to see it reader x shigaraki if possible. I just really like the way you write it and i think it would be interesting.
Hi! Thank you so much for the prompt! I had to go check out the movie for this one, and I agree -- it was really interesting to write! I hope you enjoy this take on it. Happy Halloween! (dividers by @cafekitsune)
d-o-l-l-h-o-u-s-e
You need a job and a place to hide. The Shimuras need a nanny for their five-year-old son Tenko while they take a three-month trip abroad. It's a match made in heaven -- or it would be, if it wasn't for the fact that Tenko's been dead for seventeen years, and they want you to look after a doll that looks just like him. It wouldn't take much for you to be convinced that the doll's haunted by Shimura Tenko himself. And it is haunted. Just not the way you thought. (cross-posted to Ao3)
Youâve been on and off apprehensive since you stepped off the train at Kurouzu station, and more on-apprehensive than off since the directions you printed off pointed you straight out of town, but when you actually reach the address youâre aiming for, the nerves kick into high gear. This is the Shimura familyâs estate, all right. The address is right, and so is the sign. And you know the Shimuras have money, or else they wouldnât be able to afford paying a broke twentysomething to live in their house and watch their son â but still, you werenât expecting their house to be this huge.
It feels iffy. Is it actually iffy? Or do you just want it to be iffy because youâre into self-sabotaging and youâre nervous about babysitting a five-year-old for three months? Whether itâs iffy or not, you still need money. And somewhere to stay. And you made a promise. You take a deep breathe, then ring the doorbell.
The door opens so fast that it gives you whiplash, and you find yourself staring up at a tall, dark-haired man with fine features and a mouth thatâs primed to frown. âMr. Shimura?â
âYes. Youâre late.â
âIâm â sorry?â You stumble on the words. âI thought I was â just a few minutes ââ
âYouâre fine, sweetheart.â A pretty, brown-haired woman appears over Mr. Shimuraâs shoulder, a nervous, strained smile on her face. âKotaroâs just a little anxious. Itâs been years since we took a trip, and heâs still a little worried that somethingâs going to go wrong.â
âYes,â Mr. Shimura agrees. Thereâs a pause. âCome inside. Tenko is quite anxious to meet you.â
Right. The kid. You put on a smile. âIâm excited to meet him too.â
The Shimurasâ house is pretty on the outside, fancy on the inside â but dark. All the curtains are drawn, and the lights arenât bright enough to compete with shadows. It doesnât look like the kind of house that a five-year-old lives in. You donât know a lot of people with five-year-olds, but youâre pretty sure that five-year-olds are messier than this. There should be toys around. Or kidsâ books. There should be brighter colors, better lights, maybe an open window or two. It canât be good for Tenko to have things this dark.
What do you know? Youâre not a parent. Then again, youâll be the one responsible for Tenko for the next three months, so maybe you can make a few changes around here. You bought a book on developmental theory to read on the train, but instead you ended up watching TikTok videos until the 5G vanished. Maybe youâll start reading it tonight after you put Tenko to bed.
âSo, um ââ you start, as Mrs. Shimura leads you up the stairs. âCan you tell me a little bit about what Tenkoâs like? I mean, obviously Iâll ask him, but ââ
âOh, we can tell you!â Mrs. Shimuraâs voice is bright. âHeâs ââ
âAfter you meet him,â Mr. Shimura interrupts from behind you. âWait here.â
You pause, and Mr. Shimura slips past you to join Mrs. Shimura up ahead. They duck into a particular room, and you can hear them talking quietly. In the meantime, you take stock of your surroundings. The Shimura house is sparsely decorated, but on the wall opposite from you, thereâs a family portrait hanging. Itâs a good one. Mrs. Shimura, Mr. Shimura, and two children. The boy, the smaller one, must be Tenko. But thereâs another one. A girl.
She doesnât look that much older than Tenko. Is she old enough to go on a European tour with her parents, or is she staying with somebody else? If sheâs staying with somebody else, how come Tenko isnât staying there, too? Before you can really wind yourself up over something thatâs none of your business, Mr. Shimura steps out into the hall, followed by Mrs. Shimura, whoâs carrying Tenko. He must not be very heavy â sheâs beckoning you forward with one hand.
âHeâs a bit shy,â she says, apologetic. You have a split second to realize that somethingâs off about the kidâs position in her arms before she steps forward, fully into the light. âThis is Tenko, our son. Say hello.â
You canât say anything at all. All you can do is stare, because Tenkoâs not a little boy like you thought heâd be. Tenkoâs not a boy at all. Tenkoâs a doll.
âA doll?â Manami asks. âAre you sure?â
âOf course Iâm sure,â you hiss into the phone. Itâs a big cordless phone, and youâve got it pinned between your ear and shoulder as you pack and unpack your suitcase over and over again. âA big, creepy doll. Why would I lie about this?â
âI mean, I donât think you would,â Manami says. She sounds bemused more than anything else. Maybe you need to say âcreepyâ again, with more emphasis. âHow big is it?â
âLike, kid-sized. They put it on the bed at night.â You canât think of the whole bizarre ritual Mr. and Mrs. Shimura demonstrated for you without feeling like youâve lost your mind. âThey have a daily routine for it â Iâm supposed to wake it up in the morning, and take it out of its pajamas and put it in its clothes and make it breakfast ââ
âWhy do you have to make it breakfast? Dolls donât eat.â
âI know dolls donât eat. Everybody and their mother knows dolls donât eat! Even little kids only fake-feed their dolls.â You want to scream. âBut they want me to make it breakfast. And play music for it. And read aloud to it â and make it lunch and dinner and read it a bedtime story like itâs a real kid. Iâm even supposed to give it a goodnight kiss.â
âBut itâs not a real kid,â Manami says. You hit your head against the bedpost, producing a hollow thunk. âWhy do they have you taking care of a doll like itâs a real kid? Do they even have real kids?â
âThey do. Did.â You wouldnât let the Shimuras leave without giving you an answer about that one, and because they really wanted you to stay and look after their creepy doll for three months, they didnât screw around. âTwo of them. Tenko â the one they named the doll after â and an older girl named Hana. They both died in an accident seventeen years ago.â
âOh, thatâs awful.â Manami sounds like sheâs tearing up. You probably would have teared up, too, if the Shimuras hadnât told you that after theyâd handed you the creepy doll they named after their dead son. âThey lost both their kids at once? I would go crazy too.â
âThatâs the thing. They didnât,â you say. âNot all the way. Thereâs only one doll.â
âThatâs kind of weird,â Manami admits. âWhy wouldnât they make one for Hana too?â
âIt gets weirder. Hana has a shrine. Iâm supposed to take care of it.â Thatâs the least weird part of your job. If all you were doing was taking care of shrines to the Shimurasâ dead kids, youâd be perfectly happy. âThey donât have a shrine for Tenko. And the only picture they have of him is in this big family portrait on the wall.â
âHuh,â Manami says slowly. âRich people are weird.â
âThatâs all youâve got to say?â you ask, exasperated. âRich people are weird?â
âThey are. Poor people wouldnât make a life-sized doll of their dead kid and pay somebody to take care of it like itâs alive,â Manami says. You think sheâs probably right. Youâre poor, and if you had a kid who died, you â well, you donât know what youâd do. You definitely wouldnât do that. âDoes it look like him?â
âYeah. Creepily like him.â When you were racing upstairs to drop the doll on the bed and lock it in, you were unnerved enough to stop by the family portrait and check. âAnd creepily accurate, size-wise. Like, if you didnât look too hard, youâd think he was real.â
âHe is real,â Manami says, and you almost drop the phone. âI mean, the doll is real.â
âRight.â The doll is a little too real for your taste. âI think I meant alive.â
âThatâs creepy,â Manami says, and you breathe a sigh of relief. You called her looking for validation, and you got it. You should have expected her to ask for details first. You would have. âWhat are you going to do?â
âI canât stay here,â you say, but even as the words leave your mouth, you know they arenât true. âI canât leave, either. I need the money. And I need to be â away. For a little while at least. Until everybody forgets.â
âUntil he forgets,â Manami says. Your ex-boyfriend, everybody. Heâs so popular in town that they might as well be the same thing. âHe came around last night looking for you. Danjuro told him off.â
You were already on edge over the doll thing, but that piece of news soaks you in an instant cold sweat. âDid he say anything?â
âDanjuro or Keigo? Danjuro would never,â Manami says, offended. You try to pace your breathing, praying you wonât hyperventilate. âKeigo said he was just worried about you, because he didnât see you come to work yesterday â and when he asked everyone said youâd quit â so he thought heâd stop by ââ
âFuck.â If you could go back in time and give your past self one piece of advice, it would be to send the townâs youngest police chief in history packing when he asked if he could buy you a drink. That one bad decision spiraled into a nightmare youâre still struggling to escape. âI donât understand. What is it going to take to make him stop?â
âYouâre doing the smart thing. Going away, letting things die down,â Manami says. âI know this new place is creepy, but you picked it for a good reason. Theyâll pay you cash, so Keigo canât trace your cards. Itâs a small town off the map, so itâll be hard for him to find ââ
âAnd Iâm supposed to spend all day playing house with creepy Tenko, so no one will be able to tell him they saw me.â Youâll wear a disguise if you have to go out into town. Now that you know Keigoâs still looking for you, you need to be even more careful. âI just wish I wasnât stuck here. And I wish it was a real kid.â
âReal kids pee their pants and cry,â Manami says practically, and you manage a wheeze of laughter. You knew talking to Manami would make you feel better, even if nothing has changed. âTrust me. Youâre better off with the doll.â
You might be better off with the doll than a real kid, but for the first week or so of your stay in the Shimura house, you neglect doll Tenko in a way that real Tenko would never have let you get away with. Real Tenko probably wouldnât have put up with being locked in his room all day, or being fed breakfast at two pm because you stayed up late and slept in later the night before. And real Tenko definitely wouldnât have tolerated being schlepped around feet-up because you donât like having his scary porcelain face so close to yours.
Then again, real Tenko probably didnât like listening to classical music at max volume, either. Real Tenkoâs also been dead for seventeen years. Itâs probably safe to stop worrying about what real Tenko would think of how you deal with his freaky little homunculus counterpart.
Whenever youâre not conspicuously ignoring Tenkoâs schedule, youâre getting to know the rest of the Shimura house â and outside it, the Shimura estate. Itâs beautiful, so beautiful that you have a hard time imagining how anything in Europe could measure up, and when the weather allows it you spend a lot of time outdoors, poking around on the trails that cover the property and watching whatever animals wander by. The animals here arenât very scared of people. The Shimuras probably donât allow hunting on their property, and based on what the mailman does when he stops by every afternoon, nobody in town likes coming near the property for too long.
One person does, though. The Shimuras let you know that somebody comes by to deliver groceries â and bring your payment â once a week, and youâre coming back from a walk on a grey, foggy day when you see him. Heâs balancing four grocery bags in one arm and trying to unlock the door with the other. You hurry forward. âHere, let me get that. Iâm sorry.â
âI rang the bell.â The delivery guyâs face is completely concealed by the pile of grocery bags heâs toting. âNo answer.â
âYeah, I was out for a walk.â
âI thought you were supposed to stay inside. You know, since Tenkoâs allergic to the air the rest of us breathe.â The delivery guy steps through the door after you unlock it, then drops the bags on the kitchen table and looks around. âWhere is the kid, anyway? Heâs usually attached to Mrs. Shimura at the hip.â
âHeâs, uh, taking a nap.â You look the delivery guy up and down, noting blue eyes and spiky white hair, along with some burn scars and a ton of facial piercings. âIâm sorry, they didnât tell me your name.â
âItâs Touya.â He holds out a hand to shake, and you copy him as you introduce yourself. âYeah, Mrs. Shimura mentioned that someone new was coming, but I wasnât sure youâd still be here. Theyâve tried out a lot of nannies, but Tenkoâs kind of picky. Or so I hear.â
âAre you making fun of me?â you ask. Touyaâs eyebrows lift. âWe are talking about the same Tenko here, right?â
âThe d-o-l-l? Thatâs right,â Touya says. You give him the weirdest look you can manage on short notice. âYeah. The Shimuras get pissy if we donât talk about him like heâs real, so we all got in the habit. You will, too, if youâre here long enough.â
âWe,â you repeat. âHow many of you are there?â
âMe and my siblings. The Shimuras hire us to do stuff,â Touya says. âThe weekly deliveries are usually my thing, but Fuyumi or Natsuo might fill in sometimes, since they can drive, too. Fuyumi helps with their garden in the summers and Natsuo does maintenance shit. I wonât bring the brat out here until itâs time to chop firewood. One of these days Iâll get lucky and heâll lose a limb.â
You think Touyaâs joking. Youâre not sure. âWhich oneâs the brat?â
âShoto. My baby brother. Daddyâs favorite.â Touya scoffs. âHe gets all the pocket money he wants. He doesnât even need to work, but does he let that stop him? No. He makes me drag him out here anyway ââ
Touya breaks off, glances at you. âDo you have siblings?â
âYeah.â You have siblings the same way the Shimuras have kids, but you donât bring that up unless youâre forced to. âIâm the oldest. Iâm guessing you are, too?â
âThatâs right.â Touya runs a hand through his hair, spiking it up even higher than it was before. âNot that I care too much about your backstory, but you must have something really shitty going on to make this the better offer.â
âYeah. You could say that.â Youâre not too interested in Touyaâs thoughts on your backstory, either. You collect the envelope with your pay and sort through it quickly, confirming that itâs all there, then look up at Touya. âDo I need to tip you or anything?â
âTwenty percent is customary.â Touya doesnât let that crack stand for very long. âNo. The Shimuras might be off the wall, but they pay well for everything â grunt work like what I do all the way up to caring for their precious little boy.â
Thereâs a thud from somewhere upstairs, and you jump out of your skin. Touya startles, too, but he recovers faster. âSounds like the monkey just fell off the bed. You should probably go check on that.â
âYeah. It was, uh â nice to meet you,â you say. Touya snorts. âSee you next week.â
You donât actually think Touya would steal your money, but you take the envelope with you when you race up the stairs to the second floor, and drop it on your bed before hurrying into Tenkoâs room. You spend as little time in here as possible. Itâs like a time capsule, frozen on the day the Shimuras decided to replace their dead son but not their dead daughter with a photorealistic porcelain doll, and it gives off some of the worst vibes youâve ever felt.
You leave Tenko in here most of the time because looking at him creeps you out, and in spite of Touyaâs joke about monkeys on the bed, heâs exactly where you left him. Whatâs fallen over is a mostly-empty bookshelf, and thereâs something behind it â a little alcove in the wall, with a pile of old, dusty toys. Action figures, mainly, along with a single plushie. You go to investigate, and discover that while youâre not much of a comic-book fan, you recognize almost all the action figures. Theyâre from Adventures of All Might, a cartoon your brother used to watch. Itâs been off the air for ten years at least. What are toys from a show that old doing in a five-year-oldâs room?
The answer occurs to you, and to your displeasure, it makes you even more uncomfortable than the question. This isnât a five-year-oldâs room. Shimura Tenko died when he was five years old â seventeen years ago, when Adventures of All Might was on the air. If Tenko was alive, heâd be about as old as you are. The thought weirds you out so badly that you nudge the action figures to the side and pick up the plushie.
Getting a decent look at the plushie first involves violently shaking the plushie until the dust comes up in a big cloud. Underneath the dust, the plushieâs dog-shaped, or more accurately, corgi-shaped. Thereâs a piece of yarn around its neck, with a cardboard tag hanging from it. You hold it up for a look and somehow manage to decipher the handwriting of a long-dead five-year-old. âMon,â you say out loud. âThatâs a good name.â
It's a good name, but thinking about it makes you miserable. A big, creepy doll might be all thatâs left of Shimura Tenko, but Shimura Tenko was a real person â a little kid who liked cartoons and handmade a collar for his plushie, whoâd be your age if heâd had the chance to grow up. Your eyes are stinging from the dust. You spend a few more seconds brushing it away, then carry Mon over to the bed and set him down beside Tenko.
Youâre surprised at how much less unsettling the sight becomes now that youâve added a toy to it. Itâs improved enough that you feel okay spending a little longer in Tenkoâs room, righting the bookshelf that fell and arranging the action figures on top of it, before you go downstairs to put away the groceries.
The Shimura house is old. Old houses make noises â weird noises, a lot of the time, and thatâs just something you have to live with. Youâre good at living with it most nights, but tonight, as the first really big storm of autumn rages around the house, the noises you hear sound less like old-house creaks and groans and more like footsteps. And voices. And laughter. No matter how hard you try to distract yourself, you canât.
You tried to call Manami, but the phone lines are down, and while you havenât tried the lights, youâre pretty sure theyâre out. All you can do is huddle up in bed, the door to your room barricaded, mumbling to yourself like an actual lunatic. âThis is fucked up, this is fucked up, this is so fucked up ââ
Youâre fucked up. You think somethingâs haunting this place? The ghosts of a five-year-old and his seven-year-old sister, who didnât even die in here? Some haunting. Itâs your overactive imagination putting you through hell, and youâve got proof â your shitty ex-boyfriend Takami Keigo is very much alive, and your mindâs been telling you that one of the laughing voices belongs to him. If you were faced with a choice between a living Keigo and a ghost Keigo, youâd pick the ghost in a heartbeat. Ghosts canât stalk you when you try to take a break from the relationship and enlist the entire town, police force included, to their cause. And you could probably exorcise him, which would be a lot easier than whatever youâd have to do to get rid of real Keigo for good.
The sounds get weirder, and theyâre coming from all over the place â the ceiling above you, the hallway, the rooms on either side of yours, even inside the walls. Maybe youâve got rats or something. Youâll ask Natsuo about that when he comes over tomorrow to clear leaves out of the gutters and branches off the roof. Itâs fine if thereâs rats tonight, right? You can take a rat in a fight. Probably even ten rats. Youâre not going to get eaten alive by rats. Ghost Keigo could be dealt with. Rats can also be dealt with. Itâs just your imagination. You need to get it together.
It's just past three in the morning, and you think the getting-it-together is going okay, when a particularly big gust of wind rattles the house. Thereâs a colossal bang from somewhere, but only one. The windows are shaking in their frames, producing an odd, warped sound, and somewhere beneath it, thereâs another sound, a sound thatâs got no place in this house. Someoneâs crying. It doesnât take much or any stretching of the imagination to convince yourself that itâs a kid.
You decide instantly that youâre not going to waste time trying to talk yourself out of it. Youâll go check on Tenko, confirm that Tenko is in fact still a doll and not a real boy, and then youâll go to bed and sleep in as late as you damn well please.
The wood floors in the hallway are cold beneath your feet, but itâs only a short walk to Tenkoâs room â and then you have to double back, because you donât have a flashlight and the lights are out. Youâre already spooked and already frustrated by the time you open the door to Tenkoâs room, and when you open the door, youâre ready to be mad. You click on the flashlight, raise it, and pan it over the room. And then you freeze.
Tenkoâs room is trashed. Multiple shelves have been overturned, toys and books spilling everywhere, and the curtains over the boarded-up window hang in tatters. The shadeâs off the lamp on the nightstand, and the dresser drawers yawn open â or else theyâve been pulled free and scattered across the room. The sheets are askew on the bed, the bed itself shifted at a weird angle. Tenko is nowhere to be found.
âTenko?â you say hesitantly. You pan the flashlight again, and for a split second, you see a shadow crouched atop Tenkoâs bed, far too big to be the doll. You donât need to see any more than that. You drop the flashlight and scream.
The storm drowns out your scream, and you run out of air eventually â and then youâre tired of it. Screamingâs not doing anything to help, and if the shadow was going to kill you, it would have done it by now. You crouch down and feel along the floor until you come up with the flashlight, which still works. You check the bed first, but thereâs no shadow there. There never was. The only things in this house are you and Tenko, and neither of you was up on the bed like a gremlin five seconds ago. You keep looking for Tenko. He has to be in here somewhere.
And he is. You find him behind the door, Mon-chan in his arms, his knees drawn up to his chest. âHi, Tenko,â you say, like a crazy person. âDid you get scared?â
He doesnât answer, of course. Because heâs a doll. Heâs a doll, and youâre crazy. Knowing that doesnât stop you from looking around at the wreckage of the room, thinking about how scary it would be to have to go back to bed in here if you were a kid. Thinking about how you used to be scared of lightning and thunder â maybe still are. âIf youâre still scared,â you start, âdo you want to stay in my room for tonight?â
Five minutes later, youâre setting a line of pillows down the middle of your bed, leaving one half for you and one half for Tenko. And Mon-chan, because you felt less weird about inviting a doll to sleep in your bed if the doll has its plushie, too. Once youâve got Tenko squared away, you block the door again. âItâll be daylight soon,â you tell yourself. Then, to Tenko: âWeâll fix your room up and everything will be fine.â
Tenkoâs eyes are open. His eyes are grey, like they are in the family portrait, with long lashes. You reach out and close their lids carefully. The chances that youâll be able to get to sleep are slim, but theyâre zero as long as youâve got a doll staring at you.
âItâs weird, right?â you say anxiously as Natsuo scans the mess in Tenkoâs room. Most of the Todoroki kids donât come inside the house, but you managed to lure Natsuo inside by mentioning the really loud bang you heard last night. âThe wind couldnât have done this.â
âNot with all the windows boarded up, yeah.â Natsuo looks wary. âYou sure you donât sleepwalk or anything?â
âNever,â you say. âI just â it was like this when I came in.â
âThis is creeping me out,â Natsuo says, but he doesnât look away. Heâs looking around the room. âWhereâs Tenko?â
âI moved him. In there.â You nod toward your room. âThings got wild in here last night. I kept thinking I was hearing voices, or laughter â or kids crying ââ
You sound like a lunatic, again. Why does everything that happens to you make you look and feel crazy? âHave any of the other nannies mentioned things like that?â
âNo,â Natsuo says, backing away from Tenkoâs room. He glances into your room again. âHey, Tenko. What â wait, you found Mon-chan? I remember that thing.â
âHuh?â
âThat used to be his favorite,â Natsuo says. âWhen he was alive.â
You didnât get much sleep last night. Youâre a little slow. âWait, you knew him?â
âWe all did. Hana, too.â Natsuo starts down the hall, aiming for the stairs to the third floor. âTheyâre the richest family in town, and our shitty bastard of a father only wanted us to associate with the best. We all played together.â
You wish somebody had told you that earlier. âWhat was he like?â
âI donât really remember,â Natsuo says with a shrug. âI was four. Touya would know better. You should ask him.â
He disappears up the stairs, and you chase after him. You donât spend a lot of time on the top floor â itâs the master bedroom, and Mr. Shimuraâs study, and a lot of stuff you feel like you shouldnât get involved with. Natsuo doesnât seem to have the same problem. âThe atticâs open,â he calls. You climb the last few steps. âI bet the thud you heard was the trapdoor coming down.â
âYeah, I think youâre right.â The trapdoor and ladder look heavy enough to produce the sound. âCan you fix it?â
âIâd have to climb up in there.â Natsuo looks really wary now. Out of the three older Todoroki siblings, heâs the one whoâs least comfortable with coming into the house. âHow about you climb up and look at the hinges? Iâll tell you what to look for, and Iâll come up if thereâs anything wrong.â
You donât want to go up in the attic, either, but you also want to make sure this doesnât happen again. You nudge past Natsuo and climb the ladder into the musty dimness of the attic. Dimness, not darkness â thereâs a skylight, the first window on the upper floors of the house thatâs not boarded up completely. The attic itself is cluttered and dusty, but there arenât any cobwebs that you can see. Small favors.
You crouch down by the trapdoor. âOkay. What am I looking for?â
Natsuo tells you, but even without his instructions, you probably could have figured it out. One hinge has been completely sheared away, dangling by one barely-there screw. Natsuo climbs up to study it with you, frowning. âThis doesnât look like metal fatigue. And the woodâs still in good condition. I donât understand why it would just break.â
âI donât know,â you say. âCan you fix it or not?â
âYeah,â Natsuo says. âYou have to stick around, though. Iâm not staying up here alone.â
âFair enough.â
While Natsuo works, you investigate the rest of the attic, trying not to sneeze and create a dust storm. At least half the attic is taken up by objects labeled as belonging to âMomâ, but theyâve been there way too long to be referring to Mrs. Shimura. You blow some dust off of a big picture frame to see whatâs inside and find yourself looking at a poster that could be from a circus. The background is black and yellow and grey, the lettering ornate but still legible. Psychopomp, Medium, Illusionist: See the Spectacular Shimura Nana!
The next picture frame in line has a picture of Shimura Nana herself, and itâs immediately clear to you where Mr. Shimura got his looks from. Shimura Nana is gorgeous, dark-haired and grey-eyed with a bright, almost cocky smile on her face, and thereâs a birthmark just below the corner of her mouth that looks familiar. When you think about people who can talk to the dead, you donât think of them as looking this happy.
You carry both picture frames back to Natsuo. âDid you know their grandma was a magician?â
âNo.â Natsuo glances at the frames, then flinches, almost dropping his screwdriver. âShit. If I were you, Iâd get out of here.â
You raise your eyebrows, and Natsuo gives you an exasperated look. âSomebody who could talk to the dead used to live here. The people who own this place have a doll that they treat like their dead son. And last night something trashed their dead sonâs room. Havenât you ever seen a horror movie? This place is haunted.â
âDonât say that. I have to live here.â
âItâs gonna be haunted whether I say it or not.â Natsuo gives you a weird look. âIs it just the money thing? There are other ways to get money.â
âItâs not just money. I have to stay out of the way,â you say. âThereâs this guy â my ex â heâs a cop ââ
Natsuoâs mouth turns down at the corners. âI get it,â he says. âOur piece-of-shit old man is a cop. Our mom couldnât get away, either.â
Your stomach drops. You know cops talk to each other. âPlease donât tell your dad that Iâm ââ
âAre you kidding? I barely talk to him. No way am I telling him that.â Natsuo says. He glances at you. âI get why you feel like you have to stay here. This place is still haunted.â
âYeah,â you admit. You donât know whatâs haunting it â Tenkoâs ghost, his sisterâs ghost, his grandmaâs ghost, or all three plus however many ghosts Shimura Nana summoned to hang out with her â but you have the same thought you had last night, and this time, you say it out loud. âIâll take my chances with the ghosts.â
You get Tenkoâs room reordered, and when the next storm comes, it doesnât get trashed again. Then again, you go and grab the doll from the room the second you hear the first clap of thunder â not because you really think thereâs a scared five-year-old ghost haunting it, but just to be safe. That same night, you retrieve Tenkoâs schedule from where you abandoned it a month ago and read over it. Again, just to be safe.
Itâs not that bad of a schedule, really. Itâs not that weird. Most of it just involves moving Tenko from place to place around the house. Youâd probably want a change of scenery, too, if you were a ghost haunting a doll. You donât mind playing him music, but you play stuff you like, at a volume thatâs a little less than earsplitting. You donât mind reading aloud, so long as youâre reading your own books, and editing out the parts that arenât kid-appropriate on the fly. And because heâs just there, and heâs not going to give you any feedback, itâs okay to think out loud.
At first itâs just whatever thought pops into your head, but as the days slip past in the second month of your stay at the Shimura house, you find that youâre getting into some stuff you havenât talked about with anyone. And then, one day when youâre in the kitchen making your own dinner and setting out a plate for Tenko that youâll inevitably throw away, you find yourself talking about something you swore you never would.
âI used to be a big sister,â you tell him. âNot like you and Hana. A bigger sister. My brother was five years younger than me, and he was my parentsâ favorite, right from the start. That always used to confuse me. They liked him better even before he did anything.â
Confused is downplaying it. You were hurt. You still are, when you scratch the surface even a centimeter down. âI wanted to be a good sister, but it seemed like everything I did was wrong. I played too rough, or else I wasnât playing with him at all. I didnât share my toys, or I gave him toys he wasnât supposed to have â and when I took them back, heâd always yell. And then my dad would yell. And Iâd cry. But my brother was crying, too. And my mom always went to him.â
You glance back over your shoulder at Tenko. Heâs sitting and waiting, like always, expression still and remote. You canât look at him and say this next part. âWhen it happened, I was nine,â you say. âHe was four. I was playing marbles, and he kept trying to grab them from me. He could talk by then â a lot â so I made a deal with him. He could pick any marble he wanted to play with, and let me have the rest of them. So he picked one â this big shooter, my favorite. Right out of my hand.â
The echo of your nine-year-old selfâs anger still echoes through you, made all the more sickening by what happened next. âI tried to get it back, and he stuffed it in his mouth so I couldnât. And then he started choking.â
You couldnât get it out. You tried, screaming for help the whole time, but nothing you did made any difference. Nothing your mom did made any difference, either, and your baby brother was blue by the time the ambulance got there. Your parents didnât blame you. You thought they were going to. You expected them to. But in their version of the story, you were barely there. You were their only kid again, and they couldnât afford to hate you. Your brother grabbed the marble and swallowed it, and choked, and died. You just happened to be there. It wasnât your fault.
But it was. You were the one who offered any marble he wanted. You should have known heâd pick the one you were holding â one that was too big to fit down his throat, one heâd try to keep away from you at any cost once he had it. Youâre the one who couldnât save him, and thinking about it doesnât even make you cry. Youâd say it makes you feel sick, but sick is too small of a word for the hollowness inside you. The place where you used to be a sister. The place where you used to be good.
âTodayâs his birthday,â you tell Tenko, dry-eyed. âYouâd be twenty-two like me if you were here for real, and heâd be seventeen, and I never told anybody that I gave the marble to him until just now. I donât even know why I told you. I guess I thought you should know that itâs a good thing youâre not a real kid. Because I really donât have great luck with those.â
You set Tenkoâs plate down in front of him, knowing the food wonât be touched, then turn away to fill yours. When you turn back, the entire plate is gone.
Youâve gotten comfortable with the fact that the Shimura house is haunted. As comfortable as itâs possible to be when you donât know exactly whatâs haunting it. You put up with weird sounds at night, and with things being moved around, and you put up with some of your stuff going missing â but a whole plate of food vanishing because you turned around for two seconds? Nope. Not a chance. âPut it back.â
âHe knows.â
You almost drop your plate, then tighten your grip. Youâre losing it, officially, but youâll be damned before you drop a bunch of food all over the floor. If youâre going to the mental hospital, youâre going well-fed. âI didnât hear anything,â you say aloud. âIâve just been talking to myself. Thatâs it.â
You stuff one bite, two bite, three bites of food into your mouth, and something speaks again. âYour brother. He knows.â
Itâs not a little kidâs voice. Not the voice youâd imagine for Tenko as a ghost â but it doesnât not sound like Tenko. It keeps talking. âHe knows you tried to save him. And it matters that you tried.â
âHow do you know?â Your voice rattles around the question, and thereâs no answer. The strange voice doesnât speak again, and the plate doesnât reappear. âPlease ââ
âHe knows,â the voice says. âHeâd forgive you. If there was anything to forgive.â
The hollow place inside you has been there so long that youâve forgotten what itâs like to have anything there. When something floods backs in, it hits with such violence that it drives all the air from your lungs. You shove your plate to one side and double over, gasping for breath. Your eyes burn and your throat closes, and before you know it, youâre crying.
You donât really cry. Keigo always said something was wrong with you, that you didnât show your feelings and he wasnât sure you even had them. Crying feels awful. The headache it generates is all-encompassing, and you put your head down on the kitchen table and shut your eyes, waiting for it to stop. It seems like itâll never end, and somewhere amidst the pain and embarrassment and relief, you find a shred of hate in your heart for Keigo. You never cried in front of him? He never made you feel anything worth crying about.
When the crying stops, the headache remains, and you sit up, rubbing at the crick in your neck. You must have fallen asleep; itâs dark outside, and the kitchenâs gloomy along with it. Not gloomy enough, though. Not so gloomy that you canât see Tenkoâs plate sitting back in front of him, wiped perfectly clean. The glass of water you poured for him is empty, too. And something clicks into place in the back of your head, only slightly warped by the headache.
Hana has a shrine. Hanaâs shrine has offerings on it. Maybe the food you leave for Tenko is an offering, too. âDid you like this?â you ask. Your voice sounds awful. âI can make it again sometime.â
You have to start paying more attention to what Tenko eats, if he eats any of it. Itâs the least you can do, after what he told you today. Even if it isnât true, even if the ghost haunting the Shimura house decided to tell you a lie, this is the first time youâve ever been able to think about your brother without feeling like youâre the one being choked to death. Thatâs worth a meal or two, in your opinion. You might actually need to learn how to cook.
You clear Tenkoâs plate away, and on an impulse, lean down to kiss his forehead. âThank you,â you say. It feels weird to be kissing a doll, especially when youâve been skipping the goodnight kiss so religiously, but this is a special occasion. âI feel better now.â
âWow, have you lost it,â Touya says, laughing. He drops the groceries on the far end of the kitchen table, well away from where you and Tenko are eating lunch. âYou know he canât eat, right? Heâs a doll.â
âI know. But heâs dead, so itâs like â an offering,â you say. âSince he doesnât have a real shrine.â
âYeah,â Touya remarks. He opens the fridge and starts shoving things in haphazardly. âReal nice piece of work on his dadâs part.â
That reminds you of something Natsuo said a while back, something youâve been meaning to ask Touya about. âYour brother said you all knew the Shimuras. That you played together. Is that true?â
âYeah. My assclown father and their assclown father both fell out of the same assclown tree.â Touya shuts the refrigerator, then opens the freezer. âWeâd play together sometimes. Go to the birthday parties and shit. Hana went to the same school as me and Fuyumi. Thatâs about it.â
He glances sideways at you. âNatsuo said you were going to ask. What do you want to know?â
âWhat were they like?â
âHana â she was cool. Nothing threw her off, and nothing kept her down. Everybody liked her. Even my shitheap father, which is really saying something.â Touya shuts the freezer, too, and turns to face you. âTenko, though â he was kind of a crybaby. Everything made that kid cry. Didnât matter if it was good or bad. If he had a feeling for longer than two seconds, there went the waterworks.â
You didnât have a real idea of Tenkoâs personality in your head. You had what Mrs. Shimura told you â shy, sweet, playful â but you threw out most of what she said on principle because she was saying it about a doll. âHe was a lot,â Touya continues, âbut he didnât have a mean bone in his body. It makes it kind of hard to believe the official story about what happened.â
âThe official story,â you repeat. âThe Shimuras just said it was an accident.â
âYeah, they would.â Touya leans back against the kitchen table. âBoth their kids drown in the well on the same day? Better be an accident.â
Your stomach lurches. âThey drowned?â
âBoth of them.â Touya pats his pocket, then comes up with a pack of cigarettes, followed by a lighter. âThere are three schools of thought about what happened, and they all start with the well cover. I can take you out to look and prove it, but trust me when I say that thingâs a bitch â 20kg at least. The first school of thought says that Tenko got the well cover open and fell in, and when Hana heard him calling for help, she ran to help and fell in, too. And they both drown in there.â
You donât understand why they need more than one school of thought. The first one is awful enough. âThe second school of thought says somebody else opened the well cover and both kids fell in â and in that case, the question is who? The third one says that Tenko opened it himself and pulled Hana in after him. Guess which one the Shimuras went with.â
âThey think he opened a 20kg well cover so he could drown himself in it and decided to take Hana with him, too?â You can barely believe it. You canât imagine ascribing that kind of malice to a little kid. âI mean â I never met them, obviously, but â I donât think he would ââ
âI did meet him, and I donât think so either. None of us do,â Touya says. He glances around the kitchen, his eyes lingering on Tenko for a second before drifting back to you. âSomething really fucked up happened here. Fucked up things happen in the house I grew up in all the time, but not like this.â
Heâs frowning. âMy dad plays favorites, but heâs indifferent to the rest of us. Hanaâs dad hated Tenko. You could tell.â
âHow?â
âBecause Hana wasnât scared of him. Tenko was.â Touya lights his cigarette and takes a drag. âI wouldnât spend too long thinking about it, if I were you.â
âI donât know how Iâm going to not think about it,â you say. You wish youâd asked what happened to Tenko and Hana sooner. âIs that why theyâve only got the one shrine?â
âCouldnât tell you.â Touya shrugs, then heads over to the pantry to start unpacking the dry goods one-handed. âI can tell you this, though. When they went down into that well to get the kids out, they only found one body. And it wasnât his.â
As if this couldnât get more horrible. Picturing the childrenâs bodies floating together in the cramped quarters of the well is bad enough, but picturing just Hana, knowing that Tenkoâs lost somewhere in the depths, never to be found â your skin crawls. You start unpacking the dry goods alongside Touya, trying to get through it quickly so heâll leave. You need to be alone to think about this. You canât talk to Tenko about it while someone else is here.
âOne more thing,â Touya says under his breath. âNatsuo told me and Fuyumi about the thing. Dad cornered Fuyumi on it and she caved. So ââ
So now a cop here knows that youâre hiding out from another cop. Your hands shake so badly that you drop the bag of rice youâre trying to put away. âKeep it together,â Touya warns. âWe fucked up but weâre fixing it. The bratâs going to keep his ear to the ground, and weâll keep an eye out. You should get as much advance warning as you need.â
âOkay,â you say. âThanks.â
âDonât thank us,â Touya says. âJust think about what youâre going to do when the Shimuras get back.â
Right. You canât stay here forever. Itâs not like the Shimuras are going to let you keep taking care of Tenko when theyâre here to do it themselves. Your expenses here are zero. By the time they come back home, youâll have saved a lot of money, enough to do â something. Like get out of the country and never look back. Or hire someone to put a hit on Keigo so you never have to look over your shoulder again. Either way, youâll be getting out of here. And you wonât see Tenko â or hang out with his ghost â ever again.
The thought shouldnât make you sad, but it does. But nothing could possibly make you sadder than the thought of the Shimura kids trapped in the well. No matter how they got there.
Some part of you knew it couldnât last â the part of you thatâs familiar with the kind of guy you almost married, the one who always gets what he wants and canât take no for an answer. Some part of you always knew Keigo would find you. But you werenât prepared for what it would feel like to actually see him standing inside the kitchen of the Shimura household, surrounded by grocery bags and wearing a self-satisfied grin. Youâd stammered out a question about what he was doing here, and Keigo smiled at you. âThe police chief hereâs a good guy. He let me know that his kids handle some of the work around here, and I offered to bring the groceries by so weâd have a chance to talk alone.â
Heâd nodded meaningfully at Tenko, who you were holding. âWe are alone, right? Thatâs just a creepy doll.â
You said yes, if only because you didnât want Tenko anywhere near whatever you and Keigo were going to talk about. And now youâre in your room, under Keigoâs watchful eyes, packing up to leave.
The door to Tenkoâs room is closed, but youâd be crazy to assume that his ghost couldnât hear you no matter where you are in the house. âI canât just leave,â you say for the millionth time. âThis is my job. I made a commitment.â
âTo take care of a human child. Not a doll.â Keigo is smiling, but his eyes are hard and glinting. âGetting out of here with me is the sanest thing anybody in your position can do. Heâll be fine.â
âNo,â you say. Keigo raises his eyebrows. âTheyâll be back in a month. Let me finish doing my job, and then Iâll come back.â
Keigo shakes his head. âIâm worried about your mental health. When I talked to the police chief here, and he told me his kids were helping you take care of a porcelain doll in a big house with boarded-up windows, I got even more worried. And I donât want to be the one to break this to you, but the Shimuras were never planning to come back.â
âWhat do you mean?â you ask. Keigo reaches into his back pocket and produces a letter â one thatâs clearly been addressed to Shimura Tenko, and one thatâs already been opened. âHey. You canât just open peopleâs mail.â
âIf itâs linked to illegal activity, I can do whatever I want.â Keigo slides the letter out of the envelope and clears his throat. âDear Tenko, We are heartbroken to tell you that we will not be returning home. We can no longer live with what you have become. The girl is yours â the girl. Thatâs you, right?â
You canât think of who else it would be. Keigo keeps reading, projecting his voice. âThe girl is yours. She is yours to love and care for. May we all be forgiven. Yours, Mother and Father.â He lowers the letter, raises his eyebrows. âTheyâre sacrificing you to the memory of their dead son. You know, the one who was so sick and crazy he drowned himself just so he could drown his own sister?â
âThatâs not what happened,â you say. Keigo laughs at you. âShut up! You werenât here ââ
âNeither were you,â Keigo says. âIâve read the police reports. The statements from the parents ââ
âThe ones Touyaâs dad took?â You remember Touya and Natsuo comparing their dad to Tenkoâs dad, and not in Mr. Shimuraâs favor. âSure. I guess they have to cover up for each other, or none of them would get away with it.â
âOkay. Thatâs it.â Keigo lifts the last pile of clothes out of your arms, drops them unceremoniously into your suitcase, and zips it shut. âThe sooner you get out of this house, the better. We need to be far away from here by the time it comes out.â
âBy the time what comes out?â
âThis isnât just the Shimurasâ goodbye letter, itâs their suicide note. Their bodies were recovered yesterday.â Keigo looks almost gleeful in the always-dim light of the Shimura house. Or maybe you really are just losing your mind. âLawyers are going to be all over this place any day now. Letâs go.â
He pulls the suitcase off the bed with one hand, then grabs your arm with the other. âCome on. Donât make this so difficult ââ
âGive me the letter,â you say hopelessly. âI want to read it to Tenko.â
âYou want to read a letter to a doll.â Keigo looks skeptical. âWhatâs that going to do?â
You invent something on the fly. âClosure.â
âClosure?â Keigo repeats. âHuh. I guess if it keeps you from fixating on this the way you fixate on everything else, sure. Go read the doll his parentsâ suicide letter.â
Despair keeps your footsteps heavy as you make your way across the hall into Tenkoâs room. You settled him on the bed with Mon-chan, like always, and you sit down on the end of the bed, the same as you do when you read him a bedtime story. âTenko,â you start. âUm, I have to go. And I have something to tell you. I feel like you should hear it from me and not somebody else.â
You lay out the situation carefully, fighting back tears. âIâm sorry to leave like this. I donât want to, but Keigoâs here, and he says ââ
âDonât want to?â
You havenât heard the ghostâs voice since it talked to you about your brother. âI donât want to,â you say. âKeigo says I have to.â
âDonât make me sound like a dictator. I want whatâs best for you,â Keigo says from the doorway. âThatâs enough. Letâs go.â
âNo.â
That was audible. Keigo should be able to hear it. âKeigo, did you hear ââ
âYou talking to yourself? Yeah.â Keigo grabs your arm, yanks you sharply away from the bed. âYou went crazier than I thought in here, huh?â
âNo.â
This time Keigo hears it. You can see it in his face. A split second later, the lights go out.
Keigoâs grip on your arm tightens. Thereâs a crash from somewhere else in the house, and his grip tightens further. He drags you out of Tenkoâs room through the darkened house. âDid you plan this or something?â he asks you as you stumble down the stairs after him. âItâs a good show. If you put this much effort into making our relationship work ââ
âNO.â The lights in the front hall switch on, revealing something standing dead center in the hallway, between you and the way out.
Keigo curses and rocks back a step, but you know instantly what youâre looking at, who youâre looking at. âNo,â Shimura Tenko says. âNo means no.â
Tenko doesnât look very much like the doll anymore. His grey eyes are red, and his black hair is white, but you recognize his features. Theyâre the same ones from the doll, from the family portrait, from your memories his parents and the poster you saw of his grandmother. Heâs thin, almost skeletal, his hands and limbs spiderlike. He looks filthy, and his clothes are ragged. If youâd had a nightmare of what might haunt this house the first night you moved in, it would have looked exactly like this.
Youâre looking at Shimura Tenko. Shimura Tenkoâs supposed to have been dead for seventeen years. You donât know how or why heâs here, but you know one thing, one thing thatâs been true since you realized the Shimura house was haunted: Youâd rather take your chances with a ghost. âI donât want to leave,â you say to Tenko, ignoring Keigo when he orders you to be quiet. âI promised I would stay.â
Tenkoâs crimson gaze shifts from you to Keigo. âShe stays,â he says in that strange, not-quite-human voice. âYou leave.â
Keigo laughs. âSorry, I donât think you get it. Weâre leaving. Youâre staying right where you are.â
He starts down the hall again, your efforts to fight free barely making a skip in his stride. The front door opens a crack behind Tenko, and you can see a white-haired someone peering through. One of the Todorokis, maybe Touya or Natsuo who promised theyâd warn you if they saw Keigo coming. Touya points at you, beckons. âIâm going to tell you this one more time,â Keigo is saying to Tenko. âGet out of the ââ
Tenko lunges at him. Keigo lets go of you. And you run straight out the front door, down the front steps. Past the Todoroki siblings. As far and as fast as your legs will carry you, until you trip on something, hit your head on something else, and black out on the ground.
Smoke stings your nasal passages, and you wake up coughing. Someone is breathing raggedly next to you, and someone else is shaking your shoulder. âCome on,â Natsuo is saying under his breath. âCome on, come on ââ
âNo, be careful, she hit her head ââ Fuyumi is patting your hand. âIf you can hear us, we need you to wake up. Itâs Tenko.â
Tenko, the doll? No, Tenko the â whatever he is. The thing thatâs alive. The thing thatâs real enough to challenge Keigo to a fight. You sit up with the worst headache youâve had in maybe your entire life and look around. The grounds of the Shimura estate are eerily backlit, and when you glance over your shoulder, you see that the Shimurasâ house is in flames. âWhat â happened?â
âTenko killed the cop,â Natsuo says. You look blankly at him. âTouya said we should burn down the house to hide it, and we thought Tenko understood. But then he went back inside.â
âHe wonât come out,â Fuyumi says. âTouyaâs been yelling for him, but heâs not responding. If we donât get him out soon heâll die. If he wonât listen to Touya, then ââ
âMaybe heâll listen to you,â Natsuo says. His expression twists. âHe used to be normal. What happened to him?â
You donât have a clue. Tenkoâs alive. Somehow, some part of him â something that looks like him, or is him, or answers to his name. Tenkoâs alive, and Keigo is dead, and thatâs so difficult to process that your mind skips straight past it. Or tries to. Tenko is alive, and Keigo is dead because Tenko killed him, and for some reason Touya thought it was a good idea to try to burn down the Shimura house. You squeeze your eyes shut and try your hardest to compartmentalize. You canât stop the house from burning. You canât bring Keigo back to life. But there is someone alive in there. You can do something about that.
You get to your feet unsteadily and turn back towards the house. The top floor is in flames, light flickering behind the boarded-up windows, and although thereâs smoke flooding the grounds, the lower floors of the house look clear of fire. Itâs safe for you to go in. Safe enough. You duck past Touya, whoâs been hollering up at the windows for Tenko to get âhis creepy man-spider assâ out here, and in through the front door. And from there you have no idea what to do.
If you knew anything about who Tenko really is, youâd know where to look. The habits of doll Tenko tell you absolutely nothing. When heâs moved, or been moved, thereâs no rhyme or reason to where heâs ended up â except for one time, the first time the doll ever moved from the place you left it. You climb the stairs, turn down the hall, dart past your room. The door to Tenkoâs is open, the room itself trashed all over again. The only thing still in place is Mon-chan, sitting on the bed.
You grab it, in case it helps. Then you turn back to the place you found Tenko last time, and sure enough, heâs there. Right behind the door. But while doll Tenko could conceal himself perfectly in the space, the real Tenko is too tall and gangly. Even hunched in on himself with his knees drawn to his chest, thereâs an elbow sticking out of the shadows in one spot, a foot sticking out in the another. His red eyes stare out blankly through the tangle of matted white hair. Heâs not moving except to cough.
Youâre coughing, too. Itâs hard to speak. âTenko, come on,â you say. âItâs not safe anymore. Itâs time to go.â
âDead.â His voice sounds even less human now. âThey left me.â
His parents. âThat doesnât mean you have to stay here,â you say. âYou donât have to die because they did. You can come with me.â
Thereâs blood on Tenkoâs hands, on his clothes. Itâs smeared on the lower half of his face, draining from his nose and from a cut on his forehead. You pull your sleeve down over your hand, reach forward, and wipe it away, clamping down on the shiver that runs through you when he turns his head against your hand. âCome with me,â you say again, and he shakes his head. âOkay. Then move over.â
Tenko looks up, startled. âI said I didnât want to leave you,â you say. âI meant it.â
You were wondering, all this time, if youâd know youâd finally lost your mind when it happened. The answer is yes, and the magical thing about losing your mind is that you donât care all that much. The ex-boyfriend you were running from is dead. The house you were staying in is burning to the ground. Youâve spent the last three months taking care of a doll in a house you thought was haunted by a ghost, only to realize that everything youâve been doing for the doll, youâve been doing for the man it was modeled after, too. The world is upside down, twisted, backwards. Nothing and everything make sense right now.
âEither we both go,â you say, coughing harder now, âor we both stay. Itâs up to you.â
You pull your hand back from wiping at his face and hold it out for him to take. He looks at it, then at you, and you wonder what heâs thinking. You wonder if heâs even scared of dying, if dying matters to something like him, whatever he is. If he really is Tenko, heâs died once before already, hasnât he? Is it any harder to die again? Whether it is or not, Tenko doesnât seem interested in finding out. He takes your hand, lets you pull him to his feet, and then yanks you out into the hall himself.
The air is thick and grey, and the flames are catching up, but Tenkoâs fast as he drags you down the hall to the stairs. You stumble over a body at the base of them and make the mistake of looking at the face. Or whatâs left of the face. Tenko doesnât let you look for long. He pulls you past Keigoâs body to the front door and shoves you out of it â and then, before he can retreat, Natsuo and Touya seize him by his arms and yank him out after you.
The four of you tumble down the steps, landing in a heap in the driveway. Tenko is coughing, a wet, horrible sound, and while youâre able to get to your feet, he barely moves. You and the Todorokis have to drag him away from the house, down the driveway until all you can see of the house is the pillar of flames billowing up from the roof. You stop to catch your breath, and the others stop, too. You and Fuyumi, Touya and Natsuo, and Tenko sprawled on the ground between you.
Itâs quiet for a second. âWow,â Touya says to Tenko. âYouâre even weirder-looking than I remember. And you reek.â
Fuyumi smacks him. Natsuoâs got bigger things to worry about. âWhat are we going to do with him?â he demands. âIf thatâs even him. If itâs some kind of monster thatâs bad enough. If itâs him, heâs been dead for seventeen years â and he just killed a guy!â
âThat guy was a fuckweasel,â Touya says. He glances at you. âRight?â
You donât want to say yes. âHe wasnât a very nice guy,â you say, and Touya snorts. âI was scared of him.â
âAnd youâre not scared of that?â Natsuo demands.
âHeâs not a that,â you say. âHeâs ââ
You donât really know what. Tenko bleeds red like a human. Based on the way Tenko was yanking you around, heâs really strong. Heâs so thin that heâs almost a skeleton, and he smells like he hasnât showered in seventeen years. But whatever he is, heâs alive. Thatâs where youâll start from. âHeâs Tenko,â you say finally, for lack of a better way to phrase it. âI donât know what his deal is, but Iâm not scared of him right now. If I do get scared, Iâll deal with it then. Iâm not leaving him here.â
âNo one thinks we should do that,â Fuyumi reassures you. âWe just need to think of where to put him. I know a place.â
Itâs quiet for a second. âNo,â Touya says suddenly. âHeâs not staying at my place.â
âJust for tonight,â Fuyumi urges. âWe can sneak him in now â Dad wonât be back for hours, heâll be coming to investigate this â and clean him up before we figure out what to do with him.â
âShe can stay there, too,â Natsuo says, nodding at you. âIf Dad comes by, she can answer the door, and Dad will be so thrilled at the idea that youâre having straight sex that he wonât bother you for a week.â
Touya snickers at that. âFine,â he says to Tenko. Then, to you: âYou can borrow some of my clothes for him, but Iâm not helping you give him a bath.â
âI wouldnât ask you to,â you say. The idea of giving doll Tenko a bath felt so weird that you never did it. The idea of giving adult Tenko a bath is less weird but still something you arenât looking forward to. You can hear sirens in the distance. âWe should go now.â
Tenkoâs semiconscious as you and the Todorokis load him into Touyaâs car. Nobody wants to sit in the back with him, but someone has to, so you and Tenko have the backseat to yourself while all three Todorokis jam together up front. Tenko buckles his own seatbelt, but as soon as Touya pulls onto the main road, he unbuckles himself and crawls across the backseat towards you. You retreat, but thereâs only so far you can go. âUh ââ
âGuys, heâs climbing on her!â Natsuoâs keeping an eye on you. âLeave her alone!â
Touya meets your eyes in the rearview mirror. âNeed me to pull over?â
You shake your head. Tenkoâs settling into the seat next to yours, and he buckles himself again before twisting sideways to face you. He looks awful, and somehow worse than that, he looks scared. You canât tell if itâs a childish fear or not. Tenko hasnât left his house in seventeen years â it wouldnât surprise you if he was agoraphobic. And if youâd just left the only home youâd ever known in flames behind you, youâd be scared, too.
And you remember what Tenko said to you, after you told him what happened to your brother. He probably wasnât talking to your brother from the beyond. But if the story Touya and the others believe about how Hana and Tenko ended up in the well is true, Tenko knows how it feels to have an older sister who tried to save him. Maybe itâs still okay for you to believe that your brother, wherever he is, feels the same way, too. Tenko didnât have to give you that, but he did.
You open your arms slightly, and Tenko collapses forward into them, his spiderlike hands grabbing fistfuls of your shirt and hanging on tight. Heâs too tall to hide his face in your shoulder, like he seems to want to do. His mouth ends up pressed against your ear instead. âIâm not a doll anymore,â he says. His voice is roughened with smoke, but thereâs a softness to it, incongruous enough to make your skin crawl. âI can take care of you, too.â
It could be a childâs innocent insistence on fairness, a manâs confident assertion, a monsterâs implicit threat. As Touyaâs car speeds down the road, you come to the conclusion that it might be all three at once, and something more â the promise of a lover, sealed by cracked, bloody lips pressing against your cheek.
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Finally done! Thank you everyone for your patience!
Principal Monokumaâs Room Check!
Trigger Happy Havoc Boys
THH Girls Rooms
There are a few notes throughout to explain some things I thought most would not know (like Japanese traditions) or just to clarify things changed in localization.
Naegi-kunâs Room Edition
Sigh. Itâs the private room where a high school boy spends his agonizing nights, even so, whatâs with this plainness!? Why donât you have something more shameful or embarrassing!? Naegi-kun, Iâm disappointed in you!
Checkpoints: A: Itâs the memo pad I prepared. It would be nice if it had Hopeâs Peak Academyâs school emblem on it, to give it a rich feeling.
B: This is the key to the room. It has a key holder with the appropriate name on it. It cannot be bought and is very sophisticated, so improper usage is prohibited!
C: Itâs a mock sword that was kept on the display shelf. Even though it was only decoration, it was carefully displayed, so an incident happened. Upupupu.
D: I heard that mysterious curly hair grows in boysâ rooms. An adhesive lint roller is useful for frequent cleaning! Iâm so attentive! Note: Don't really know what this means, I think it might be referencing Junko's hair.
Ishimaru-kunâs Room Edition
Itâs a room filled with study materials and is well organized, just as one would expect from a serious person like Ishimaru-kunâs room. Hmm~ If you spend all your energy on this, you wonât be able to focus on the killing game!
Checkpoints: A: Dictionaries and reference books are the most exciting when lined up neatly on your desk. Huh? Are you using them properly? Hee~...
B: He irons his uniform every day. Also, the armbands as well, so you know he really likes this things.
C: A New Yearâs tradition, Kakizome. I suggest âIn early spring, be careful of bears, as they can get ferocious!â Huh? Arenât you going to start writing?
D: What kind of guy likes to swing around a bamboo sword even though he isnât part of the kendo club? Do you stand on the ground, put your forehead on it, and spin around to split a watermelon? Note: This is a Japanese game called Suikawari.
Togami-kunâs Room Edition
Genuine rich people tend to seek a more modest sense of luxury rather than those who are nouveau riche. I have no clue how much Togami-kunâs room actually costs. Note: âNouveau richeâ refers to people who become rich themselves and âgenuine rich peopleâ refers to people who were born into a rich family, like Byakuya.
Checkpoints: A: Itâs a violin or something. Famous ones can be worth billions. Thatâs more expensive than the famous Chinese medicine, bear bile, which is very pricey, roar! Note: Based on the phrase "violin or something" it's likely a viola. That's just my theory though.
B: There is nothing more difficult than determining the value of a painting. In many cases, collecting these masterpieces is not about appreciating art, but investing in it.
C: Ahaha! A red carpet laid out from the entrance, Togami-kun must be kidding me! Thatâs what the life of stardom is about!
D: The famous line âI will kill you, without fail!â is what makes Togamiâs glasses indispensable! I canât believe he has 10 of them, thatâs quite a thorough preparation!
Oowada-kunâs Room Edition
I believe that biker gangs are a style and a fashion. Thatâs why itâs necessary for those who call themselves bikers to have an easy-to-understand logo or item that appeals to everyone. Upupu.
Checkpoints: A: These are the big flags put on the back of bikes, arenât they? I always wonder if they are safe from being blown away by the wind.
B: These are all motorcycle magazines, right? Iâm not going to go as far as suggesting philosophy books or economic magazines, but maybe it wouldnât hurt to open a textbook once in a while?
C: Are you really satisfied with the 5G â Cypress Stickâ? Isnât the 1500G âSteel Broadswordâ the catharsis? Note: Iâm pretty sure this is a Dragon Quest reference.
D: This is the colorful banner of Oowadaâs gang, âCrazy Diamondsâ. Hmm, youâre only really good at difficult kanji.
Kuwata-kunâs Room Edition
Hey, Kuwata-kun, baseball doesn't even have a âyaâ character! I know you don't like it, but now that you're at our school, maybe you could try to act like a baseball player, even if it's a front? Note: The Japanese word for baseball, Yakyuu (éç), has a âyaâ in it, so I think Monokuma is just saying this to see if Leon will even care enough to react to his statement.
Checkpoints: A: Why do self-proclaimed punk fans like human skulls? A sea bream head has another sea bream inside, right? That's even more favorable! Note: I'm not gonna lie, I have no clue what that second sentence means. I think it relates to the saying âéŻăźć°Ÿăăé°Żăźé â, but I still don't know how it correlates.
B: I want CDs and DVDs to come in splendid limited edition packaging, but they donât fit neatly like this. How troubling.
C: Carrying your guitar case on your back and feeling tired as you walk around town is super cool. There was a time when I thought that way too.
D: In order to stand out and be popular, you need to have vocals. Kuwata-kun's purity is manly in a sense. I would like to hear his beautiful voice. Upupu.
Yamada-kunâs Room Edition
A utopia making the worldâs geeks water at the mouth, the pink love nest of Buuko and Yamada-kun. As a despair maniac, I am driven by a desire for a room devoted solely to my hobby. Note: Buuko is Princess Piggles in the localization.
Checkpoints: A: Hey, Iâm giving it everything I got to ask this question, is this what Yamada-kun is wearing? Isnât it self-indulgent to wear it on his 170cm and 155kg body!?
B: âMARTIAL ARTS LADIESâ, âThis time, Iâll punish you on the mat!â. I donât understand why martial arts cosplay makes your heart pound.
C: Some people say these sheets and body pillow are perverted, but the desire for skin contact is neither two-dimensional nor three-dimensional.
D: Three-dimensional objects have a sense of unity because they are equipped with a three-dimensional concept. The shading of light and the convergence of existence are astonishing (The following is omitted). Note: âThe following is omittedâ is just a way of saying Monokuma kept rambling.
Yasuhiro-kun's Room Edition
Hagakure-kunâs love of fortune-telling is, quite honestly, shady, right? Even though he has all these tools, he still uses intuition to tell fortunes, doesnât he? So, what in the world are these piles of junk for!?
Checkpoints: A: People with extremely dry skin tend to have a lot of wrinkles on their palms, which makes palm readers cry. Itâs hard to even do fortune-telling these days.
B: Fortune-telling cards are great for mysteries and romance. If I sold "Monokumaâs Carefully Made Pure Gold Tarot", maybe I could make a profit. Upupupu.
C: If anything, Hagakure-kun has more of an oriental divination image. When I see tools like this, I want to display them in an alcove or something.
D: Come on! How many times do I have to say this!? When buying fortune-telling goods online, do not cash on delivery! This time, I was the one who paid for it too!
Fujisaki-kunâs Room Edition
Even though heâs the Super High School Level Programmer, Fujisaki-kun actually has a variety of hobbies. Thatâs good, science... a science student! I want to learn many things from him.
Checkpoints: A: Three monitors and a luxurious-looking executive chair. He looks like a young company president or day trader. A serious side profile would be wonderful!
B: I donât know what this is, but it looks amazing anyway! It looks like an ancient map or some other geeky item.
C: After people learn how to interact with the romantic hyperspace of the universe, their outlook on life changes drastically. Thatâs what I thought just now.
D: Tada! There are hand grips on the bed! It makes me tear up to know he was secretly training.
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Real weird seeing largely practical posts about the emergency alert tomorrow on Tumblr, all "if you have a secret phone, make sure to turn it off", then checking Twitter & seeing thousands of people declaring that the emergency alert is a 5G signal that will activate the Marburg virus nanobots hidden in every COVID vaccine and cause a literal, not metaphorical, zombie apocalypse
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If you have a slow cooker, some butter, and a bag of sweet onions, and some patience, you can make the easiest and best caramelized onions in your life. The slow cooker method ensures you don't have to watch your onions to make sure they're not burning. I've posted this a couple times but I'm gonna write the recipe down here.
This is so damn easy. It's also nearly impossible to fuck up. It also scales well.
A few notes on ingredients first:
You should use sweet onions or vidalia onions. These have a higher sugar content than yellow or white. You can also mix sweet/vidalia with red onions as well. Spanish onions can substitute sweet/vidalia.
This recipe presumes you're using sweet onions that are on the larger side, bigger than your fist. If your onions are smaller I'd say say three smalls equal two large.
I usually eyeball the ingredients, but you will be using roughly a teaspoon (5g) of butter per large onion.
What you need:
Slow cooker
6 large sweet onions
2 tablespoons (30g) of butter, plus more for adjustments
Salt as needed
Instructions:
Remove the onion skins and slice your onions as you want. I prefer to french my onions but you can cut them into half moons. Precision doesn't matter, but don't cut them too finely.
Turn on your slow cooker to high and set it for 8 hours. Cook time will vary.
Toss the butter and sliced onions into the slow cooker. Once the butter melts, mix it around to distribute the butter. If there's still onions that don't get buttered up after melting and mixing, add a bit more butter.
Salt as desired. I do two heavy pinches (approx 1 teaspoon) for 6 onions.
Put the lid on the slow cooker and let it cook undisturbed for 8 hours.
After the 8 hour cook:
Ok decision time. You can either go big here or not, up to you:
Check your onions. They should be reduced and a bit more golden brown now. If you wanna go big, reset your slow cooker to low and set the timer to cook overnight, like 12 hours. At the end of this sometimes it looks like your onions got a little burned on top, but they did not. It's fine.
If you want your onions today, or after they've cooked for another 12 hours, the next steps are the same:
Remove the lid and stir the onions. Set the slow cooker on high again for 1 hour and leave the lid off.
Let cook for at least another half hour, then stir and check for doneness. The onions will brown rapidly during this time but they won't burn as long as there's still liquid in there.
Keep checking every 5-10 minutes. Cook longer if necessary. Once you're satisfied with the consistency, you're done.
The caramelized onions can be kept in an airtight container for about a week in the fridge. Freeze the rest.
Note: if you get to the end and the onions are swimming in too much butter but they seem done, you can always skim some off. Then you have browned onion butter to put on anything you want to taste delicious.
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How are your fishies doing?
AWW thank you for asking!!!
my life has been such a fatigued whirlwind the last few months that I'll fully admit the tanks have gotten less attention. fortunately that's not a huge deal when you have planted tanks, they just chug along.
the community tanks are great, i had issues with guppies dying but i think that was just unfortunate genetic bottlenecking. :/ the deaths have stopped and there's a big new population of fresh blood fry to add to the gene pool. the little rasbora 5g is overrun with algae but the fish don't care, they're great. 40g community is as stable as ever, with the last batch of kribensis growing up peacefully.
but the sad news is Plinko. i euthanized him a few months ago when his quality of life just continued to drop. i never posted about it because i was sad. :/
i buried him in my favorite rattlesnake plant which, at the time, was dropping leaves til there were like 3 left, then after burying him it came back strong. I'm choosing to believe these things are related haha đ
everyone else on the rack is good tho! hubble, bug, and peel. thread algae is winning the war rn but whatever
plus Plinko's successor....so.. i was at petco for something unrelated, of course, and all the bettas were in horrible shape. the clerk told me something had gone wrong with the last water change and they were dying left and right. so i go through them, not really in the headspace for a fixer upper, and there's one single boy who looks back at me with that regular betta brightness as if to say "hey. psst. get me outta here." this was Chicken the day i brought him home:
and this is him today
another pleasant big finned boy â€ïžâ€ïžâ€ïž awesome personality, love him. i got an adorable video the day i got him of seeing duckweed for the first time, I'll post that too
and the last update was an ill advised impulse buy who's been living in my qt tank. another, separate, petco situation. I'd seen him and left him, couldn't stop thinking about him for a week, then came back to a morbidly EMPTY betta display except for a few cups shoved on the bottom shelf, thankfully including my dude.
this is Tatters:
he's a veiltail but his tail was in, yknow, tatters, when i got him. it was another one of those betta-looks-at-me-brightly things, like his tail's gone but he's in good shape. he's a cool spunky dude and this is him today, fins have made a big ol recovery:
he's still just in the ugly little qt tank and I'm debating whether it would be a good idea to give him a scaped tank in the nursery...đ
but yes! thank you for checking on my fishventures!
#sorry for not posting them I'm just not posting anything lately lol#too much baby on the brain#m2a#m2answers#my pets#fish tag#fishblr#betta
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Emerging trends: How to protect your Software Defined Vehicle - CyberTalk
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Emerging trends: How to protect your Software Defined Vehicle - CyberTalk
Micki Boland is a global cyber security warrior and evangelist with Check Pointâs Office of the CTO. Micki has over 20 years in ICT, cyber security, emerging technology, and innovation. Mickiâs focus is helping customers, system integrators, and service providers reduce risk through the adoption of emerging cyber security technologies. Micki is an ISC2 CISSP and holds a Master of Science in Technology Commercialization from the University of Texas at Austin, and an MBA with a global security concentration from East Carolina University.
In this highly informative Cyber Talk interview, Check Point expert Micki Boland provides an analysis of Software Defined Vehicles, describing their advantages and flaws, along with actionable security best practices that can keep software safe.
Help our readers understand what benefits the Internet Connected Software Defined Vehicle provides to drivers, automakers and public transportation systems:
For a variety of stakeholders, the continued development of connected vehicles offers several key benefits. Iâll briefly outline them below:
1. Driverâs perspective:
  Improved driving experience by optimizing routes.
  Enhanced personal safety through real-time information about road hazards, construction zones, and weather-related dangers.
  Access to rapid emergency services and roadside assistance on demand.
2. Vehicle manufacturerâs perspective:
  Ability to offer road hazard services and monitor vehicle telemetry data.
  Delivery of software updates for infotainment and onboard systems.
  Monitoring of vehicle health and providing consumers with access to vehicle statistics.
  Enhances vehicle safety with features like crash avoidance systems.
3. Public transportation systems and public safety:
  Communication with intelligent transportation systems to improve infrastructure.
  Integration with smart city infrastructure to enhance public safety and reduce traffic-related fatalities.
Connected vehicles are not just a concept; they are a reality. Many vehicles already transmit telemetry data to auto makers and third parties, allowing for software updates and remote monitoring. Additionally, across the globe, efforts are underway to establish communication between vehicles and traffic management systems, contributing to the development of smart cities.
Is my Software Defined Vehicle vulnerable to hijacking, vehicle theft and the hacking of systems and software? Is it also capable of invading my privacy?
Threat actors are actively seeking to hijack core system functions in order to steal cars. You may have seen recent media reports about two auto manufacturers susceptible to hijacking via the vehicle USB port. This is a TikTok challenge and has resulted in vehicle thefts and crash deaths. One manufacturer is offering financial compensation to owners suffering from vehicle theft.
It does not stop there. Sam Curry, a web application security researcher, published fascinating results in a January 2023 report (here). Sam and team found many automotive vulnerabilities related to everything from the telematic (telemetry) platforms, automotive APIs and infrastructure, including cloud infrastructure and DevOps platforms, customer accounts, and the vehicles themselves. Hackers have breached Tesla infotainment systems and even injected code into vehicle headlights!
Attacking the vehicle has long been the subject of hacker conferences. In real life, hacks range from manipulating the vehicle: unlocking it, engine start/stop, flashing headlights, finding vehicle location by VIN number to track vehicle, hijacking the vehicle ownerâs online account, hacking telemetry APIs to stealing data. Additionally, commercial fleet management platforms have been the subject of hacks that exploit vulnerabilities in the web and that exploit vulnerabilities in the APIs hosting these applications.
Hackers inject code into vehicle headlights: https://www.thedrive.com/news/shadetree-hackers-are-stealing-cars-by-injecting-code-into-headlight-wiring
Hackers breached Tesla Infotainment system: https://www.securityweek.com/tesla-hacked-twice-at-pwn2own-exploit-contest/
At present, why arenât Internet Connected Software Defined Vehicles sufficiently secure?
Securing connected vehicles is a critical concern for the cyber security industry, auto makers and suppliers, third party fleet management providers, 5G network providers, and 5G device makers â all of which are involved in various aspects of the Internet Connected Software Defined Vehicle ecosystem. To tackle this multifaceted challenge, the automotive industry is taking a comprehensive approach, with a focus on cyber security, standards, architecture, communication protocols, and the perspectives of auto manufacturers.
Where are we really when it comes to Software Defined Vehicle cyber security?
1. Cyber security focus:
  The U.S. places significant emphasis on Software Defined Vehicle cyber security, with the automotive sector and its partners actively engaged.
  Events like the Annual Automotive Cybersecurity Detroit Conference bring together key industry stakeholders, including manufacturers, government bodies, standards organizations, and Tier 1 suppliers.
2. Automotive standards for cyber security for the lifecycle of Software Defined Vehicles:
  ISO/SAE provides essential standards for cyber security engineering in road vehicles.
  ISO/SAE 21434:2021 offers a comprehensive framework for managing cyber security risks throughout the vehicle lifecycle, from concept to decommissioning.
3. Auto maker perspectives:
  Auto manufacturers face complex challenges in ensuring Internet Connected Software Defined Vehicle safety, cyber security, and privacy throughout a vehicleâs lifecycle.
  Key considerations include evolving threats, increased connectivity, complex software ecosystems, Over The Air (OTA) updates, telematics, and data privacy.
What are the remaining challenges in this dynamic and complex systems?
1. Evolving threat landscape: To protect people from evolving vehicle threats, we must continually evolve threat prevention initiatives, which can be tough.
2. Increasing connectivity: Extensive vehicle connectivity expands the attack surface, requiring robust security measures at all entry points.
3. Complex software ecosystem: Managing and securing diverse software components in modern vehicles is essential to prevent vulnerabilities and compatibility issues.
4. OTA updates and patch management: Secure delivery and installation of OTA updates necessitate establishing secure channels and ensuring update authenticity and integrity.
5. Software defined vehicles: The concept of Software Defined Vehicles introduces further security considerations in regards to safeguarding software integrity; not only for auto makers, but also for third party providers of infotainment, telemetry, mapping software, etc.
6. Telematics and data privacy: Telematics systems raise privacy concerns, demanding secure data handling and transmission.
7. Collaboration and standards: Industry-wide collaboration and standards are crucial to effectively address Internet Connected Software Defined Vehicle cyber security complexities and challenges.
Addressing these complexities requires continuous investment in cyber security research, rigorous testing, partnerships with experts, and adherence to industry best practices to ensure the safety, security, and privacy of Internet Connected Software Defined Vehicles.
Can you explain Over The Air (OTA) updates for Software Defined Vehicles?
The hallmark feature of a Software Defined Vehicle is the capacity for Over The Air (OTA) updates. OTA updates are essential for keeping the vehicleâs software up-to-date (similar to patch management for computer systems). These updates are facilitated through the vehicleâs Vehicle Identification Number (VIN) and are applicable to both traditional and electric vehicles.
They are delivered in various ways, including through embedded 5G or tethering with the ownerâs mobile device. OTA updates encompass infotainment system enhancements, security updates, feature improvements, and system fixes. Communication during OTA transactions involves data exchange between the vehicle, the auto manufacturer, and third parties, and integration with the vehicle ownerâs mobile application and customer web portal.
Can you provide some recommendations to help protect my Internet Connected Software Defined Vehicle?
You can take steps to dramatically reduce the risk to your Software Defined Vehicle as it relates to safety, security, and privacy.
1. Protect the mobile devices connecting to your Software Defined Vehicle with a mobile threat prevention tool, like Check Point Harmony Mobile. If you are connecting your mobile device to your Software Defined Vehicle, you need good mobile threat prevention to block malicious applications, smishing, malicious links, and to defend against man-in-the-middle attacks. And be sure to extend mobile threat prevention to any devices connecting to your 5G mobile WiFi hotspot and/or your vehicleâs embedded 5G mobile WiFi hotspot.
2. Conduct a thorough review your security and privacy settings for your Software Defined Vehicle. Typically, this is done from your vehicleâs command center, mobile application, and online vehicle portal. Understand security and privacy settings, as well as the cadence for security and privacy-related software updates. Limit the amount of information that you share with your auto manufacturer and third parties. Again, your VIN is privileged information and so is your vehicle location.
3. Securely manage your vehicle mobile application. Software Defined Vehicles come with a mobile application associated with the carâs VIN, enabling the owner to view vehicle location and system statusâ, to request roadside service, and to inform maintenance programs of issues.
Review your mobile application settings and privacy warnings. Know that in many instances, the Software Defined Vehicle owner has limited control of the settings regarding what information is to be shared with the auto maker and its designated third parties. From a physical security perspective, never remote start your vehicle with your mobile application unless you have control of your vehicleâs physical security.
4. Manage the internet connectivity to your Software Defined Vehicle. Only you should determine when your vehicle accepts Over the Air updates. Whether you synchronize your 5G mobile device to your Software Defined Vehicle or have onboard embedded 5G, your vehicle will seek to connect when there is an internet connection available. Many vehicles support software updates over all available communications methods: embedded 5G, Bluetooth and WiFi.
Make sure you do allow automatic software and feature updates only when your vehicle is idle.
Note: Not only does your vehicle want to auto-initiate system and security updates, but it also runs third party software that wants to auto-install feature and security updates. These third party software sources all have potential vulnerabilities. In my case of a 2023 Ford F350, there are 30 pieces of open source software on board this vehicle.
5. Use Multifactor authentication on your Software Defined Vehicle online portal. Enough said!
6. Mind the physical security of your Software Defined Vehicle. Park your vehicle in well-lit and secure environments if possible. If you have a vehicle on the âmost wantedâ list, apply the security fixes, park in a garage or in another secure environment. Always use situational awareness. If your vehicle is one that has vulnerabilities, get the fixes or get a wheel lock put in place. Some of the auto makers are providing these for vehicle owners.
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