#500!!!

[yourlocalmissingtexture]

*pries open your casket, smirking* Decomposing down there all by yourself, gorgeous?

[undeadandsleepy]

LITTLE NOTES THINGY!!!

IF this gets FIVE HUNDRED notes I WILL do the following:

1. Confess the fact I'm Pansexual to my mum

2. Finish my art ideas

3. Make sure @the-chef-of-9 actually posts

4. POSSIBLY confess my pronouns to my mum

5. Confess to y'all my age and birthday

AND LASTLY

6. FACE REVEAL!!!

Also my nickname is Ace

Bye sweeties!!!

[parasitical-if]

So... here's a milestone. Firstly, I want to thank all of you so much - for your notes, reblogs, asks, and just reading my story in general. It's honestly so amazing to me that so many people like this. I'd love to do something to give back to you, but am at a bit of a loss as to what it would be. If you have any ideas, then don't hesitate to share - but until then, thanks to each and every one of you.

[datasoong47]

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

Always great when this is the thumbnail of the weeks forecast

[dxppercxdxver]

physically incapable of being upset by being rickrolled. if it’s well executed i get to engage in the playful wink-nod with the jokester. and if it’s obvious. well then i just get to see my beautiful friend rick astley

[axepng]

[sapphotash]

has anyone done this yet

(click for higher quality)

[doodleswithangie]

headcanon that stan hates wearing glasses (for many reasons) and went without them for years until he really needed them

[Image Description: Comic of a younger Stanley Pines from "Gravity Falls." Alt text is provided and copied below the cut. End ID]

A younger Stan squints at his blurry reflection in the mirror, leaning in really close to see himself clearly. He sighs and grabs a pair of Ford's glasses on the dresser. Putting them on, he stares at his reflection. "Welp," he says, "this is unsettling."

He turns away from the mirror to adjust his tie, saying, "But it can't be helped." His reflection is now a disheveled Ford, mirroring Stan.

[sonic-wildfire]

the "cannibalism as a metaphor for love" enthusiasts when a rap lyric is mildly scandalous

[dorothygale]

the other night i saw a kid with the most nonchalant expression wearing a big puffy coat being pulled along on rollerblades by a tiny dog

link to stickers and stuff

[katzenklavierr]

Important research

Define "burger" and "american" however you want. Vote with ur heart.

[pepsimaxolotl]

[cyberpunkboytoy]

So there's the idea of "kitchen table poly," AKA "everyone in the polycule needs to be able to sit at a kitchen table together and get along like friends."

One of my roommates just came up with a counter idea, which is "poker table poly." Everyone in the polycule must be enemies. No one is allowed to get too chummy or they're kicked out. They all also likely owe eachother money.

[datasoong47]

[cryptocism]

It would have taken another immortal to keep up with him.

so i haven't read the books but i did read the Devil's Minion chapter and this part made me laugh out loud: