Incredible... My first day on tumblr in years and I come across a specimen of this in the wild.
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happy 4/20 to those who celebrate <3
original blaze the cat blazing it blazed post under the cut
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❌ bLüNtSmOkEn
Not a real word
Weak "haha other languages funny" monolingual anglophone humour
Uninspired
That ü is not pronounced like you seem to think it is (RIP Mötley Crüe)
✔️ Bubatz
Actual German word
Short & sweet
Hilarious
Bubatz map
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I'M NOT DEAD, I just spent the last couple months moving! One of my roommates convinced me to say hijack with my full chest and most of my friends know about this blog anyway :'''D
Hiya hiya, my name's Kai and my insta's @fisheye.kai! I'm gonna start posting there again as a new year's resolution!
Also gonna open commissions soon so keep an eye out for those!
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I’ve been looking for more stuff with the riddler or scarecrow, maybe even Grundy in the dc x Danny phantom tag
For some reason my brain decided "Scarecrow Fear Toxin = Ghost Weed" and this was the rapid fire result haha Thank you for the prompt!
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“Man I get this is a public place and all, but can you please vape somewhere else? Whatever strain you have in there is starting to give me the munchies.”
Dick, emergency respirator on and otherwise frustratingly unable to do much while in his civies, shared a surprised blink with Scarecrow before they both turned as one to the scrawny looking teen leaning casually against the side of the bus stop. Dark hair, darker circles under bright blue eyes, a faint scowl, worn out clothes, bruises on his arms and a way too thin frame. If the teen made it out of this situation alive - he wasn’t wearing any kind of mask at all, hadn’t even yanked his shirt up over his nose or anything - there was even odds that Bruce was going to end up waving adoption papers by the end of the night.
“What?” Crane hissed from behind his mask, ghoulish visage twisting to turn his full attention on the unimpressed looking teen.
“You’re vape.” The kid sad, waving a hand vaguely at the thick layer of fear toxin laying heavy around them. “Like, whatever model you’re using kicks off a lot and I’m already hungry I don’t need whatever cucumber-watermelon-thc-tastic miracle mix you picked up from the corner store giving me a craving for takis on top of everything else.”
“You’re…I’m sorry are you saying this is giving you the munchies?” Crane asked, body going still, voice rising in bewilderment.
The teenager rolled his eyes. “Obviously.” The boy seemed to just now realize just what the person he was talking to was wearing. “Dude are you trying to hotbox yourself in a burlap sack? What the fuck, no wonder your shit is everywhere.”
Dick sighed behind his respirator. Yeah, he was getting another brother by the end of the night wasn’t he.
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