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[daily-leon]

Happy pride

[blondrichclosetwitch]

I have taken you for a ride

Left you waiting in the car while I played death games inside

Oh, I know I have strayed

The riddle gets solved

[royalarchivist]

Phil: I still stand by, if I get a snail, I'm gonna fail RP and log out.

Sneeg: I don't think they're gonna give you one just like, unsolicited. Especially 'cuz you've threatened to not play? 🙄

Phil: [Cracks up] I've played these games before! I've done it before, man! I genuinely probably need therapy, but I'm just putting it off! [Laughs]

Sneeg: How do you explain to a therapist that you're attached to an Egg from Minecraft though? 🤨

Phil: Ok, so there's this server, right? And it's ran by my friend, and– It's– brings in people from various different cultures and languages, and then– and then he decided: "Oh, you know what would be really cool to keep people playing? And invested? What if we give them a fcking EGG?"

Phil's Chayanne and Lullah emotes were made by @strawbekka.

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Phil: I still stand by, if I get a snail, I'm gonna fail RP and log out.

Sneeg: I don't think they're gonna give you one–

Phil: Good

Sneeg: –just like, unsolicited. Especially 'cuz you've threatened to not play? 🙄 Um...

Phil: [Cracks up]

Sneeg: I don't think they're... I don't think they're gonna gamble on that.

Phil: I'm not doin' this NPC, like– actor– like, thing on server again! I've played these games before!

Sneeg: [Laughs]

Phil: I've played these g– I've done it before, man! I genuinely probably need therapy, but I'm just putting it off! [Laughs] For- for fckin'–

Sneeg: How do you explain to a therapist that you're attached to an Egg from Minecraft though?

Phil: Ok, so there's this server, right? And it's ran by my friend, and– it's–

Sneeg: [Overlapping with Phil] There's this server– and then there was an Egg, with a glock. [Laughs]

Phil: –Brings in people from various different cultures and languages, and then– and then he decided: "Oh, you know what would be really cool to keep people playing? And invested? What if we give them a fcking EGG?"

Sneeg: Attachment. [Laughs] Attachment to something!

Phil: "What if we give them an Egg that- that has wants and needs? And you need to look after it."

Sneeg: And a personality!

Phil: Yeah, "And a personality, and- [stammers] and quirks and- and–"

Sneeg: [Overlapping with Phil] And its life's in danger, people– things were trying to kill it.

Phil: Yeah. And things keep trying to kill it, and you have to save it, you are its– you are its only s– hope.

Sneeg: If it dies, it's your fault. It's your fault! Your fault. [Laughs]

Phil: [In unison with Sneeg] Your fault! Your entire audience of thousands of people will be PISSED if you don't care! If you don't care, you are a MONSTER!

Sneeg: [Overlapping with Phil] And they're so valid, they're so valid 'cuz it's true.

Phil: [Laugh] Imagine joining my stream, and I'm just like reading a bedtime story to a little Egg.

Sneeg: [Cracks up]

Phil: Like– [Laughs] Like, what a CRAZY way to come back!

Sneeg: "Oh, my favorite vanilla Minecraft streamer Philza Minecraft's on– playing Minecraft today, let's see what he's doing!" [Voice cracks as he tries not to laugh]

Phil: Yeah, "What's- what's Kusump?" [QSMP]

Sneeg: –and you're like: [Leaning into his mic] "Humpty Dumpty." [Laughs]

Phil: "What's Kusump? What's this? Why's he got an Egg, and why is it just holding up a sign that just says 'Food'?"

[seepingfrommyskin]

"My sweet little magic user...Uwee-hee-hee!"

happy october and official spooky season :)

[zoe-oneesama]

Do you know how hard it is to draw miming?!

Episode 42 Part 6

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[grapenehifics]

New fic alert!

I got hit with a sudden and dire need to write astronaut!Anakin this summer. Obi-Wan is widowed and the director of public relations for NASA, and falls in love with their newest recruit. He reminisces about their relationship while Anakin is in space.

Thank you to @aigoos for beta-ing this one for me, and thank you to @palfriendpatine66 for the gorgeous banner!

Start with chapter one here!

[renegadesstuff]

“I need you to leave.” 💔💔

[yourlocalabomination]

Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust.

[goodomens-memes]

42 DAYS LEFT !!!!!!!! (6 weeks)

OZJDPDVDODVSMQBLpspkdpzbzmsblskp😭😭😭

Currently all the good omens fandom 🥲👍🏻

GIVE ME MY BABIES BACK 😠

[mabaris]

i refuse to believe that the events of inquisition happened in one year because i’m finally reading tevinter nights and it’s a WEEK’S journey through the mountains to get to skyhold. and that’s not even counting travel time for how long it takes to get from the frostbacks to anywhere else. at LEAST a fortnight’s travel, both ways, any time you want to go somewhere. and we’re making that trip dozens of times

[thatsupportingcharacter]

Something funny that's never brought up about Feng during his life in Loop 101 is that because he spent most of his time outside of the Union and its quests, he just had to deal with new rules appearing and disappearing.

After he fought Fuuko in 1973, every year on New Year's for 26 years in a row, with him having no idea why this happens, some new concept shows up with everybody else in the world treating it naturally as if it was always there. One morning he wakes up and there's a lot of tiny insects crawling around his house with him wondering what the hell they are. One day he's all dehydrated and now has to drink water because he needs to. He didn't have to for the past hundred years, but now he does. Shen and Mei talk about the 3 seasons while wondering what Feng means by autumn.

[jtl-fics]

🎵 It started when we were younger, you were mine (you were mine, my math neeerd)🎵

9/25/24 WIP Wednesday (Open) | Math Nerd AU

“I guess it’s the problem of my generation.” Andrew shakes Ichirou’s hand once before he lets it go and ignores the feeling of wanting lysol.

Ichirou wipes his hand with a handkerchief that he produces from his pocket. “I am only two years older than you Minyard.”

“I said what I said.”

[blondrichclosetwitch]

The perfect victim for the perfect crime

Your father worried, but even he gave up the fight

THREE DAYS

You just turned nine

A generation soaked in grief

I never thought it would get this far, this somewhat drunken joke

Manipulated living: tarot reader’s song of the day. You catch that, India? The veil on you is thick.

Oh, what you do to me no one knows

THREE DAYS

Oh, somebody call the police

You know I'm still somebody's daughter, see

It’s now or never

“Is this the way I spend my days in recovery of a fatal disease?”

Smoke, poison consumed in the house of ill repute

Without you my life has become a hangover without end, a movie made for TV: bad dialogue, bad acting, no interest, too long with no story and no sex

Gotta live my truth, not keep it bottled in so I don't lose my mind, Baby

Hang my head, drown my fear, until you all just disappear

Now testify

When you find Jews who are nazis then you really found something

And you think God is going to forgive for that?

And if we have sex

They can hear us through the floor

But we don’t do that anymore

That secret pact that you made, back when her love could save you from the bitterness

[losttranslator]

see the ithaca saga was very good but I really wish odysseus had actually gotten into the specifics of what he's done when penelope asks beyond just 'left trails of red' and 'traded friends' and 'hurt lives'

Like, it's so painfully VAGUE that when Penelope says she doesn't care I'm still left thinking "okay but would you really not? would you not care about the baby murder if you knew about the baby murder?"

And it's not to say Penelope is wrong to forgive Odysseus or that she wouldn't still love him if she was told the details (beyond just 'woe is me I betrayed friends and shed blood yadda yadda'), but it would have a lot more impact if Ody actually listed everything explicitly instead of the age old 'I'm not the same man' and we saw Penelope's reaction to THAT

[lordgolden]

happy 6 months to me literally being someone’s lawyer. that’s still soooo insane to me. your tumblr mutual shitposting about books is also giving legal advice and going to court

[sunforgrace]

no but the thing is the thing is orpheus turns and. you’re early. i missed you. he sacrifices his life to save his love and he still dies at 41