#4:25 pm

[whocaresifwearecrazy]

OK! :P

[lovemehatemex0]

🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[faunandfloraas]

Bye bye~

[friedbrainzz]

𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞! 𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞!! :𝐃

✧𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐞: 𝐀𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧 (𝐀𝐬𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧, 𝐏𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐬𝐬, 𝐀𝐬𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐬, 𝐃𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞, 𝐀𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧, 𝐀𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐰𝐢𝐩𝐞 𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐀𝐬𝐬 𝐏𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐔𝐍𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱/𝐣) ✧

✦𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐬: 𝐇𝐞/𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲/It✦

✧𝐒𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲(𝐢𝐞𝐬): 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥, 𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐢-𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥, 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐲𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐮𝐬✧

✦𝐀𝐠𝐞: 𝟏𝟓✦

✧𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬/𝐡𝐲𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐢𝐱𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬: 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐍𝐒 𝐎𝐌𝐆 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐍𝐒... 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐰 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐲, 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭, 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚, 𝐏𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 (𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐲 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞), 𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐜𝐤, 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐄𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠��𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞 𝐂𝐥𝐮𝐛, 𝐃𝐨𝐠𝐦𝐚𝐧, 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐔𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬, 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞, 𝐄𝐜𝐭. (𝐚𝐬𝐤!)✧

✦𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐀𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬: 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐖𝐨𝐨𝐝, 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐞 𝐖𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬, 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐬, 𝐒𝐞𝐭 𝐈𝐭 𝐎𝐟𝐟, 𝐘𝐚𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐤𝐫𝐞, 𝐄𝐜𝐭...✦

✧𝐈 𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞, 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐆𝐨𝐅𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐌𝐞𝐬. 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐧𝐨 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲. 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠.✧

𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬 𝐮𝐩: 𝐈 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐭! 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐭, 𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐭, 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐭! 𝐈 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠! 𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧, 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭

𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐊𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐳𝐲, ��𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐥, 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡��𝐟𝐮𝐥, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐎𝐔𝐒..... 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐂𝐓-𝟏𝟏! 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐲 @ilikemicrowaves :𝟑

𝐈 𝐮𝐡 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰..... 𝐒𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐠𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐠...

𝐀𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐚𝐰𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐰𝐚𝐠 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐌𝐲𝐫𝐢𝐚! ➮ 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞!

CREDITS TO THE DIVIDERS - 01 - 02

[spacenintendogs]

free scauldy is one of the best episodes of the entire series thank u

[moron-hassaikai-and-more]

Eri, getting home from school: see ya suckers- Mom I’m home!!

Chrono: hi sweetheart, how was your day?

Eri: oh ya know it’s absolutely terrible, I’m in my own living hell.

Chrono: same answer..every day..alright, you need a snack or something?

Eri: oh you bet your sweet ass I do.

Chrono: you are just so much right now… *phone starts ringing* oh the school’s calling…

Eri under her breath: oh shit…

Teacher on the phone: hello sir?

Chrono: oh, hi hi, hello, how can I- how can I help you?

Teacher: is this mr Kurono?

Chrono: yeah, yeah it is.

Teacher: now would you by change be the father of an Eri?

Eri: *making a waving gesture across her neck*

Chrono: …yeah, yeah Eri’s my daughter..why?

Eri, whispering desperately: hang up the phone

Teacher: we’re calling from the elementary school to talk about some of her behaviour this past week.

Chrono: …what- what behaviour?

Eri: *shaking her head*

Teacher: well for starters one of her class mates has had a cast on and she keeps writing profanities all over it.

Chrono: ok, um-

Teacher: and when asked why she said to add insult to injury.

Eri: *frantic whispered stammering*

Teacher: right and you know the saying ‘take it with a grain of salt’?

Chrono: yeah..I-I..use that all the time…why..?

Teacher: well when we use it she always follows up with ‘some lemon and a shot of tequila’

Chrono: *plotting to kill Deidoro*

Teacher: yeah and during the DARE assembly last week, she sang Colt 45 at the top of her lungs so everybody in the auditorium could hear her.

Eri: *snickering*

Chrono: *glares at her*

Eri: *..glances away*

Chrono: I am so sorry, is there anything else that I should know before we- before I deal with this on my own?

Teacher: there was one more thing that caused a little issue. You know the saying ‘when life gives you lemons’? Instead she said when life gives you melons.

Chrono: I- she IS dyslexic-

Teacher: right but then she grabbed her non-existent breasts and started banging her chest like King Kong

Eri, whispering and making a throwing motion: Throw the phone-!

Chrono: I am so sorry, I am so sorry about that, I’ll deal with it then I’ll be in tomorrow so we can have a sit down conversation, does that sound good?

Teacher: yes sir that sounds good,

Eri, whispering: no! No! No! No!

Chrono: alright, thank you for your patience, alright, goodbye *hangs up and looks at Eri*

Eri: ..Listen- listen up, alright? Something about an apple falling out of a tree or something, right?

Chrono: do not point your grubby little fingers at me, when one points to me, three are back at you,

Eri: I am a product of your many desires so if you’re gonna blame anybody blame yourself. ….and uncle Deidoro.

Chrono: …..the material was good, honey, just time and place. We need to work on our comedic timing.

Eri: the best jokes are the ones that get you in trouble.

Chrono: I raised you so well…and I’m so sorry.

[thriftdyke]

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[kellystar321]

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[maareyas]

one of the horrors has been defeated, but at what cost?

[ecto-biologist]

The only highlight of my days anymore is when the time is for one brief missable minute a homestuck number

[whocaresifwearecrazy]

Jackbox Community, we ARE aware a sentient water cooler SOMEHOW has a forklift certificate, right? I mean, how did Bubz get a forklift certificate? Will we find out more in their origin story? How did they survive the murder hotel?

And biggest question, WHY do I stan a water cooler?

[lovemehatemex0]

See I look cute

[mentally321]

o.n. 6a vod lau Tubato av.,

[strawbnetwork]

the frenzied edible purchases of someone who hasnt eaten all day

[fading-event-608]

Help Falstin's family survive and escape genocide in Gaza and win hand-made Palestinian thob!

What can you win?

A Palestinian thob made by Palestinian hands, tailored for you. Thobes are traditional dresses worn in Palestine and are embroidered with tatreez patterns of various colors (usually mainly red) on black cloth - you can see the example in the poster.

Who will you help?

24 people trapped in Gaza who desperately need funds for their survival and evacuation. Falastin's family already has a lot of martyrs and they were displaced more than 20 times leaving them with very little possessions. It has been extremely hard for them to meet their basic needs, and they need all the help they can get to purchase food, water and medicine (which are incredibly expensive as there is very little aid entering Gaza) as well as shelter, fuel and clothing as it's getting cold.

Gofundme donation link

PayPal donation link

Please fill out this form after donating: https://forms.gle/1JPkqoab55bxC3iS8

More detailed info under the cut:

We accept both PayPal and Gofundme donations: 50 USD for one PayPal entry; 500 SEK for one Gofundme entry (500 SEK is around 47 USD so it's a slight discount!)

Only donations done after the raffle start (October 19th, since making this post) will count for entries. Additionally, every three weeks starting from today, one winner will be chosen and all entries for that period will be reset. The winner will be given 48 hours to respond and if they do not then we will choose another one from that time period.

Dates for raffle resets:

1) 9th of November - first winner 2) 30th of November - second winner 3) 21st of December - third winner

The winner announcement will be done on those Saturdays at 15:00 (3 PM) GMT (that's 10 AM EST).

Right now we are a little over 12k USD (counting both PayPal and Gofundme) but most of it came in the last several weeks. So we aim to get another 12k USD/126k SEK (again both PayPal and Gofundme) by the end of the first raffle round.

You can enter as many times as you want and can stack entries over time (so one 2000 SEK donation will be 4 entries, or two donations 75 USD and 25 USD will count as 2 entries). Because there will be 3 rotations, if your donations fall short of the minimum donation in the first/second rounds, you can still qualify for the next until your total exceeds the entry cost. For example, if you donated 40 USD in the first rotation you will not enter the first raffle round but can still enter second one if you donate another 10 USD. Another example: if you donated 120 USD in the first time period you can donate another 30 in the next one for one entry. You can enter second or third time even if you won previously.

After you have made the donation(s) required for at least one entry you need to fill out the form: [link]. You will be asked to provide a proof of your donation, your email address (or discord handle) and (optionally) Tumblr/Instagram username. An email address or Discord is required for contact purposes, as there is a possibility that either me of Falastin could be restricted or suspended on Tumblr, but we will contact you on your preferred platform if we can.

One thob will roughly take 3 weeks to complete so please be patient - you will be contacted by your preferred method for any questions after you won and when the shipment starts.

Shipment is covered for Europe, but if you are living outside of that region you will need to cover the shipment cost yourself.

You also need to be comfortable with sharing following info with us privately if if you win the raffle:

address and name for the shipment;

your measures or general size (S, M, L, etc) for tailoring.

You can ask any questions me here on Tumblr or send an email to fadingevent608@proton.me.

Vetting info: #282 in El-Shab-Hussein and Nabulsi's spreadsheet [here], #957 in the Butterfly Project spreadsheet [here] Falastin's account: [link]

Donation links again:

GOFUNDME:

PAYPAL:

[moron-hassaikai-and-more]

Setsuno: hey did you know about that one time all those sonic fans printed bills and it almost fucked over the economy?

Mimic: no?

Setsuno: yeah, Google sonic inflation, it’ll tell you all about it.

Mimic, pulling out his phone: hold on is this real..-OH GOD- AGH- NO-

Setsuno: *in hysterics*