#2liter

[jadipose]

What's wrong with swallowing, huh?

No+thing at all!!!! But imagine what a rio+t I'd be at parties if I co+uld literally swallo+w an entire pint in o+ne go+????

[rudy-redd]

I cant post a selfie here cuz one that barrier is broken youll be getting a dailey update from the shower

[nanask1nny]

-8kg in 1month

being skinny is like winning in life~

heyy, so my goal is to lose 8kg in 1month and here is my diet plan, hope it helps :3

cw: 48kg

gw: 40kg

ugw: 38kg

height: 162cm

cal def: 2000 everyday! wl per week: 2kg

so this is how i eat:

i eat around 800cal a day ik it’s a lot but you’ll see about my exercise an it’ll make sense. so this is wieiad:

breakfast: protein yoghurt with coffee (200)

snack: Coke Zero

lunch: vegetables like cucumber, pickles and 1 monster energy ofc zero!

dinner: what every my mum cooks cause she forced me to eat or else i have to be hospitalised (I’ve been in a mental hospital already 5times and it’s hell so i have to eat..) BUT secret: 🤫 i purg3 the food every time after…😝 ty mum!

and now about my exercise:

i burn 1000cal everyday by doing 1h and 45min of cardio

i also do at least 1h of fast walking everyday and walk everywhere (school, extra classes, work, hobbies, shopping etc.) I never drive bus or get a ride by my patents in car.

i do 20th of stomach and 20min of thigh gap Pilates everyday!

also i take laxatives when i overeat and i drink 2Liters of water everyday. i go to sleep at 9p.m and drink nettle tea to help me take a shi.

so yeaaa that’s a typical day in my life 🎀 but I’ve to admit that i binged today so I’m not gonna leave it that way. bc my most important rule is to out cancel every single bite that’s too much! binged on 2000cal ok, go do cardio for 4h and fast for the rest of the day. well I’m in that situation rn Bahahaha so I’ll better close tumblr and start my 4h cardio session. wish me luck, i wish you too byeeee!

[nubbims]

Can somebody draw me alex shepherd with a 2liter of soda

[bluejayscrying]

I fucking love beverages. hell yeah, give me that shit. Juice in the morning, tea in the afternoon, my fucking 2liter water bottle and a masala chai at 5pm every night. thats my shiiiitttt

[xisstuffed]

Only 2liters? ahahaha looked like yiu could fit more, looks like you proved me wrong!

I have a really inconsistent capacity when it comes to chugging, I've done almost 4L before, but then struggle to do 1-2 other times.Its a struggle lol

[sterekchub]

What are your thoughts on a prompt featuring Stiles having a crush on a slob!Derek and giving him food, thinking Derek is unaware of his crush. Derek, however, is aware of Stiles’s crush on him and teases him until he confesses. Stiles ends up becoming submissive to a now megachub!Derek and is often in his fatpad, pleasuring Derek while he eats?

I LOVE slob Derek: gets teased all the time for his house looking like a pack of wolves lived there, rubbing his scent on everything and not particularly bothered if smells like BO or anything else: his loft is his territory.

Which naturally means when Derek gets fat and has someone to ordered around? He suddenly gets so much worse.

Stiles is as subtle as a knife to your throat. Derek can tell he’s interested from the first time they meet. Which means when Stiles starts coming up with terrible excuses of “there was a sale” “my dad didn’t want them.” “I cooked extra”

Derek eats everything starts off with just boxes of baked goods for breakfast, then - “Love your *puff* cooking. *urrrppH* Going to make me fat *mmmpphh* if you keep bringing me *BBBRRRRp* lunches like this.”

Soon Stiles is bringing him food every meal of the day. And he can only cook so much, so Derek hands him his credit card and starts demanding takeout and fast food to fill in the meals between.

Derek admits he’s overdoing it, playing this game of chicken with Stiles has ensured he’s doing nothing but eating all day. And a constant diet of baked goods and fast food has been hell on Derek’s gut…

Eventually Stiles admits he had a crush on Derek. By which point Derek has gone up three jean sizes, has a permanent ass imprint in the couch, and has been drinking 2liters of soda by the day.

“Might *urrrPPhhh* as well move *BlrrrppffftTT* in.”

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I just picture Derek lounging on the couch, thighs spread wide to accommodate his belly. He hasn’t bothered with pants in months, not since getting his jeans on left him winded. The black tshirt he’s wearing is practically see through it’s stretched so thin over his flabby chest, doesn’t even cover most of his belly. The color doesn’t hide the multitude of cheese and grease and god knows what other stains they cover it. Stiles can’t remember the last time Derek bothered to change his shirt. Hell, he would even wear it in the shower- if Derek bothered with the shower once he outgrew it.

Stiles is cleaning up his binge from lunch- tossing empty soda bottles and pizza boxes and burger wrappers that Derek just drops on the ground into a huge trash bag.

Derek is still shoveling fries into his mouth with a pudgy hand. Crumbs spew everywhere as he demands, “

“Still got *bworrRRPPp* that *chew* cheesecake in the fridge?”

“Sure you have room? You ate a lot for lunch.”

Derek grunts and presses his greasy hands into his belly, rubbing the top of the flabby mass. It takes a few minutes, and then he lets out a steady stream of belches and farts. “*PffpffrrptTT**Bllbbfffttt* I’ve got plenty of “OOOOUUAAAP* room.”

Stiles brings the cheesecake out of the fridge. His own creation, it’s at least 5 pounds and laden with as many calories as Stiles could cram into it. He drops the entire plate on top of Derek’s middle, doesn’t bother with a fork. Derek wastes no time in digging into, using two fingers to scoop himself sloppy handfuls.

Stiles watches eat until about a quarter of the cheesecake is gone, waiting for the inevitable next command.

“A little *nnghhmm* help?”

Stiles happily drops to his knees. “Can barely find your dick in all this blubber.”

“Shut up and *fffrrrp* suck me *brrbllpfft* off.” Derek groaned through a mouthful of cheesecake.

It’s a sweaty mess of fat folds and dried come from Derek’s constantly leaking dick that’s long buried in his fat pad, Stiles has to press himself in the enveloping balloon that is Derek’s lardy body to even be able to suck him off. Just breathes in the reek that is his massive boyfriend as he slowly teases the tip of his dick, not letting him come until the entire cheesecake is crammed into Derek’s overfed middle.

[pisspilled-drinkmaxxer]

I wanna know how big that soda and jug of lemonade are

Soda was 44oz or about 1300mls (no ice) and the lemonade I'm less sure. The bottle was 52oz and I drank most of it by myself... I also realized I drank an iced tea since the last time I peed soo...

I guess I've had a little under 2liters to drink 😌

And it certainly feels like I have... Like, I feel like urgency wise I'm fine but fullness, I am very very full.

[pinkbowsxx]

Glow up in summer

Do you wanna glow up for the next school year? Well, you are at the right page!

Here are some tips for a glow up!

1. Use facemasks for glowing and bright skin.

2. Drink 2liters of water every day. This will help clear your skin and make you crave less unhealthy food.

3. Eat healthy foods. For example, yogurt with oats and fruit for breakfast and rice cakes with avocado for lunch.

4. Try to eat less sugar and gluten. This will make you lose weight in no time and make you feel stronger. Instead of eating sugar, eat fruit or nuts. You can eat gluten-free bread or ride cakes instead of ragular bread.

5. Wash your hair 2-3 times a week. Wash it with biological shampoo without toxic chemicals. Use conditioner for glowing hair. Use a hair mask once a week.

6. Go for a run or walk at least 30 minutes a day.

7. Don't eat greasy food. You are what you eat. If you eat greasy food, your skin and hair will get greasy.

8. Ice your face every day. You can freeze cucumber and ice your face with that for glowing and bright skin. You can also use ragular cucumber.

9. Make Pinterest boards for more motivation.

10. Be happy with yourself and your body!

[shadowcatzone]

Imagine a dozen people standing around me, yelling "SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS,-" while i drink. But it's water.

And the people around me are my mutuals who want me to stay hydrated, because i drank like 2liters over the past 3 days.

[baeddelicto]

2liter of rootbeer per person playn cards like were retarded lil boys

[wcdonaldo]

i should buy alcohol next paycheck i think but first i need to get like a 2liter of rc and finish off this rum

[strawberryfaced]

i feel sad:( need 2literally do anything.

[itsc]

there should be a cat named 2liter

[idkwhoiamtnh]

okay im now 67.7 i hope that i can follow this and be on the 27 67.3 kg

so what im gonna do is drink every day till the 27 2Liter water

go to the gym and do stairmaster/ walk 10K steps

eat UNDER 800cals

fast from the 26 to 27 to get the real weight

[jeusussavearmyveteran1205]

There are people who bring a 2 Liter of PEPSI & pizza to the party, and there are people who just show up. Which one are you?

Im the one that has 2liter Pepsi and pizza and stays home alone