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jadipose · 1 year ago
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What's wrong with swallowing, huh?
No+thing at all!!!! But imagine what a rio+t I'd be at parties if I co+uld literally swallo+w an entire pint in o+ne go+????
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rudy-redd · 2 years ago
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I cant post a selfie here cuz one that barrier is broken youll be getting a dailey update from the shower
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minwooks-moved · 2 years ago
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… u know at least i was still nice the entire time
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nubbims · 1 day ago
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Can somebody draw me alex shepherd with a 2liter of soda
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xisstuffed · 2 days ago
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Only 2liters? ahahaha looked like yiu could fit more, looks like you proved me wrong!
I have a really inconsistent capacity when it comes to chugging, I've done almost 4L before, but then struggle to do 1-2 other times.Its a struggle lol
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sterekchub · 1 year ago
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What are your thoughts on a prompt featuring Stiles having a crush on a slob!Derek and giving him food, thinking Derek is unaware of his crush. Derek, however, is aware of Stiles’s crush on him and teases him until he confesses. Stiles ends up becoming submissive to a now megachub!Derek and is often in his fatpad, pleasuring Derek while he eats?
I LOVE slob Derek: gets teased all the time for his house looking like a pack of wolves lived there, rubbing his scent on everything and not particularly bothered if smells like BO or anything else: his loft is his territory.
Which naturally means when Derek gets fat and has someone to ordered around? He suddenly gets so much worse.
Stiles is as subtle as a knife to your throat. Derek can tell he’s interested from the first time they meet. Which means when Stiles starts coming up with terrible excuses of “there was a sale” “my dad didn’t want them.” “I cooked extra”
Derek eats everything starts off with just boxes of baked goods for breakfast, then - “Love your *puff* cooking. *urrrppH* Going to make me fat *mmmpphh* if you keep bringing me *BBBRRRRp* lunches like this.”
Soon Stiles is bringing him food every meal of the day. And he can only cook so much, so Derek hands him his credit card and starts demanding takeout and fast food to fill in the meals between.
Derek admits he’s overdoing it, playing this game of chicken with Stiles has ensured he’s doing nothing but eating all day. And a constant diet of baked goods and fast food has been hell on Derek’s gut…
Eventually Stiles admits he had a crush on Derek. By which point Derek has gone up three jean sizes, has a permanent ass imprint in the couch, and has been drinking 2liters of soda by the day.
“Might *urrrPPhhh* as well move *BlrrrppffftTT* in.”
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I just picture Derek lounging on the couch, thighs spread wide to accommodate his belly. He hasn’t bothered with pants in months, not since getting his jeans on left him winded. The black tshirt he’s wearing is practically see through it’s stretched so thin over his flabby chest, doesn’t even cover most of his belly. The color doesn’t hide the multitude of cheese and grease and god knows what other stains they cover it. Stiles can’t remember the last time Derek bothered to change his shirt. Hell, he would even wear it in the shower- if Derek bothered with the shower once he outgrew it.
Stiles is cleaning up his binge from lunch- tossing empty soda bottles and pizza boxes and burger wrappers that Derek just drops on the ground into a huge trash bag.
Derek is still shoveling fries into his mouth with a pudgy hand. Crumbs spew everywhere as he demands, “
“Still got *bworrRRPPp* that *chew* cheesecake in the fridge?”
“Sure you have room? You ate a lot for lunch.”
Derek grunts and presses his greasy hands into his belly, rubbing the top of the flabby mass. It takes a few minutes, and then he lets out a steady stream of belches and farts. “*PffpffrrptTT**Bllbbfffttt* I’ve got plenty of “OOOOUUAAAP* room.”
Stiles brings the cheesecake out of the fridge. His own creation, it’s at least 5 pounds and laden with as many calories as Stiles could cram into it. He drops the entire plate on top of Derek’s middle, doesn’t bother with a fork. Derek wastes no time in digging into, using two fingers to scoop himself sloppy handfuls.
Stiles watches eat until about a quarter of the cheesecake is gone, waiting for the inevitable next command.
“A little *nnghhmm* help?”
Stiles happily drops to his knees. “Can barely find your dick in all this blubber.”
“Shut up and *fffrrrp* suck me *brrbllpfft* off.” Derek groaned through a mouthful of cheesecake.
It’s a sweaty mess of fat folds and dried come from Derek’s constantly leaking dick that’s long buried in his fat pad, Stiles has to press himself in the enveloping balloon that is Derek’s lardy body to even be able to suck him off. Just breathes in the reek that is his massive boyfriend as he slowly teases the tip of his dick, not letting him come until the entire cheesecake is crammed into Derek’s overfed middle.
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pisspilled-drinkmaxxer · 3 months ago
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I wanna know how big that soda and jug of lemonade are
Soda was 44oz or about 1300mls (no ice) and the lemonade I'm less sure. The bottle was 52oz and I drank most of it by myself... I also realized I drank an iced tea since the last time I peed soo...
I guess I've had a little under 2liters to drink 😌
And it certainly feels like I have... Like, I feel like urgency wise I'm fine but fullness, I am very very full.
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pinkbowsxx · 5 months ago
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Glow up in summer
Do you wanna glow up for the next school year? Well, you are at the right page!
Here are some tips for a glow up!
1. Use facemasks for glowing and bright skin.
2. Drink 2liters of water every day. This will help clear your skin and make you crave less unhealthy food.
3. Eat healthy foods. For example, yogurt with oats and fruit for breakfast and rice cakes with avocado for lunch.
4. Try to eat less sugar and gluten. This will make you lose weight in no time and make you feel stronger. Instead of eating sugar, eat fruit or nuts. You can eat gluten-free bread or ride cakes instead of ragular bread.
5. Wash your hair 2-3 times a week. Wash it with biological shampoo without toxic chemicals. Use conditioner for glowing hair. Use a hair mask once a week.
6. Go for a run or walk at least 30 minutes a day.
7. Don't eat greasy food. You are what you eat. If you eat greasy food, your skin and hair will get greasy.
8. Ice your face every day. You can freeze cucumber and ice your face with that for glowing and bright skin. You can also use ragular cucumber.
9. Make Pinterest boards for more motivation.
10. Be happy with yourself and your body!
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shadowcatzone · 5 months ago
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Imagine a dozen people standing around me, yelling "SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS,-" while i drink. But it's water.
And the people around me are my mutuals who want me to stay hydrated, because i drank like 2liters over the past 3 days.
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baeddelicto · 10 months ago
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2liter of rootbeer per person playn cards like were retarded lil boys
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wcdonaldo · 3 months ago
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i should buy alcohol next paycheck i think but first i need to get like a 2liter of rc and finish off this rum
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strawberryfaced · 11 days ago
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i feel sad:( need 2literally do anything.
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itsc · 8 months ago
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there should be a cat named 2liter
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rottendxlldiaries · 8 months ago
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I walked to Walmart this morning, 8k steps there and back, and I got a few safe foods, not as many as I wanted but I’m broke.
Now I just walked to the gas station to get a 2liter of Diet Coke and a Zero Dr Pepper cream soda (my fav rn) so I should be at 12-13k steps when I get home 🤍
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There are people who bring a 2 Liter of PEPSI & pizza to the party, and there are people who just show up. Which one are you?
Im the one that has 2liter Pepsi and pizza and stays home alone
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losenow · 1 year ago
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today's stats!*:・゚✧
*★,°*:.☆ Starting a 250cal limit until the 20th november :*.°★* 。
16th november, monday:
Calories eaten: 205cal ( +74 had an afternoon snack eee)
Calories burned: 179cal
Water intake: 2Liters
steps: 6k
Pretty happy with today! I've been binging anf then fasting and then binging and then fasting for like over 5 months now 🥰😍
BUT IT'S FINALLY TURNING AROUND, posting here really helps, also tomorrow will be a fast as i have some people to fast with! <3
Anyways, good night!
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