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trash----panda · 2 months ago

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A (not 100% accurate) list of my characters, their age, gender, pronouns, favorite food, and families. Please enjoy and have a look around!

Total: 112

Davion (Water Moccasin Naga)

Gebder: Male (he/him)

Age: 26

Favorite food: Chili

B-day: May 8th

Nikki (Water Naga)

Gender: Female (She/her)

Age: 24

Favorite food: fish

B-day: August 31st

Chi Rello (Naga)

Gender: Female (she/they)

Favorite food: Cherry yogurt

Age: 178

B-day: June 4th

Richard Rello (Red Spitting Cobra Naga)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: Hard candies (milk ones)

Age: 379

B-day: March 17th

Arane Rello (Goliath Bird Eater Spider-taur)

Gender: Female (she/they)

Favorite food: Fire ants

Age: 16

B-day: January 19th

Lirio Orthiz (Chrysopelea Naga)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: Fruit tarts

Age: 28

B-day: October 1st

Ajar Rello (Spitting Cobra Naga)

Gender: Male (he/they)

Favorite food: Carnita street tacos

Age: 76

B-day: July 4th

Pesok Rello (Hognose Naga)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: Most savory crepes

Age: 78

B-day: August 20th

Dante Rello ( Sea Krait Naga)

Gender: Fabulous (he/him)

Favorite food: Tuna casserole

Age: 37

B-day: December 11th

Kia Halla (Emerald Tree Boa Naga)

Gender: Do i have one? (He/him)

Favorite food: Vanilla Bean Icecream

Age: 59

B-day: May 22nd

Lemon Halla (Naga)

Gender: Female (she/her)

Favorite food: Chicken tamale

Age: 24

B-day: September 4th

Maddy (Witch)

Gender: Female (she/her)

Favorite food: Yellow Curry

Age: 28

B-day: April 9th

Giari (Witch)

Gender: girl? (She/her)

Age: 19

Favorite food: Aphid

B-day: December 30th

Hone (Wolf Spider-taur)

Gender: male (he/him)

Age: 35

Favorite food: Rat

B-day: August 15th

Kori Alez (Ice giant)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: Chicken

Age: 60

B-day: December 29th

Zane Orithoroz (Dragon Hybrid)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Age: 76

Favorite food: Shaved ice

B-day: october 3rd

Boz (Human-Hybrid)

Gender: Female (she/they)

Favorite food: Peanuts in any form

Age: 28

B-day: January 10th

Vix (Cursed Elf)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: Key Lime Pie

Age: 21

Abilities: Cloning 15 times max every hour

B-day: August 26th

Dusty Ghostwing (Dragonfly Pixie)

Gender: Male (he/they)

Favorite food: Honey pie

Age: 58

B-day: August 27th

Julian Ghostwing (Firefly Pixie)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: Vanilla sandwich cookies (the soft ones)

Age: 23

B-day: August 28th

Boa Newman (Human-Immortal)

Gender: Chaos (she/her)

Favorite food: Banana Creme Pie

Age: 294

B-day: April 1st

Dani Newman (Human-Immortal)

Gender: Male (he/they)

Favorite food: Banana Cream Pie

Age: 377

B-day: August 26th

Deri Newman (Sphinx-Immortal)

Gender: Female (she/her)

Favorite food: Smoked Salmon

Age: 134

B-day: June 23rd

Cassity Newman (Werewolf-immortal)

Gender: Female (she/her)

Favorite food: Goat meat

Age: 378

B-day: March 15th

Liam Newman (Werewolf-Immortal)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: Frog meat

Age: 376

B-day: March 15th

Minx Newman (Dragon-Hybrid Immortal)

Gender: Death (she/her)

Favorite food: Whole Pumpkin

Age: 371

B-day: April 23rd

Adam Newman (Human-Immortal)

Gender: Male (he/his)

Favorite food: Coconut

Age: 384

Abilities: Magical Aptitude

B-day: June 7th

Kit Ortyth (Demon-Human Hybrid)

Gender: Good Boi! (He/him)

Favorite food: Lamb Chops!

Age: 360

Abilities: Shadow magic, Sunlight stings, Deals

B-day: July 9th

Shadow Ortyth (Shadow Demon/Queen of Shadows)

Gender: Female (she/her)

Favorite Food: raw meat

Age: 1792(Deceased)

B-Day: October 17th

Cass (Demi-god)

Gender: GOD! (He/him)

Favorite food: Peach Cobbler

Age: 145

Abilities: Ice, tempurature control

B-day: Febuary 29th

Jho (Demonic God)

Gender: I exsist (He/Him)

Favorite food: Dreams

Age: Infinite

Abilities: Bends the mind, Minds are his Domain

B-day: Beginning of time

Asmund (Demonic God)

Gender: I exsist (He/Him)

Favorite food: Anything

Age: Infinite

Abilities: Destroys the soul, Warps the soul, Souls are his Domain

B-day: Beginning of time

Vanity (Demonic God)

Gender: I exsist (she/her)

Favorite food: Posh food

Age: Infinite

Abilities: Warps the body, physical forms are her domain

B-day: Beginning of time

Finn (Incubus)

Gender: Male (he/they)

Favorite food: Lemon muffins

Age: 23

B-day: October 23rd

Pluto (Cursed Doll, Prince of Dreams)

Gender: Doll (he/him)

Favorite food: i can't eat

Age: 60

Abilities: needles hidden in his stuffing, pretends to be a regular toy, will try to eat you

B-day: March 6th

Mael (Demon, Prince of Dreams)

Gender: Male (he/him/it)

Age: 57

Abilities: Can enter dreams and manipulate them, even influence the outside world through them, can enter painting and drawings, illusionist

B-Day: October 29th

Goose (Forest Demon)

Gender: Boy òwó (he/they)

Age: 398

Favorite food: Fish

B-day: April 28th

Howl (Goat)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: Crab

B-day: December 1st

Arlo (Gray Fox)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: Chicken feet

Age: 26

B-day: August 2nd

Blitz (Tiger)

Gender: Demi-Boy (he/they)

Favorite food: Raw Steak

Age: 35

B-day: January 18th

Maze (Mouse Polymorph)

Gender: Fluid (all pronouns)

Favorite food: Almond icecream

Age: 18

B-day: January 4th

Kirin (Harpy)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: Salmon!

Age: 34

B-day: October 15th

Anazasi (Werewolf-Dragon Hybrid)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: Peanut Butter Cookies

Age: 34

B-day: Febuary 13th

Skeet Tsubasa (Faux-Angel)

Gender: Demi-boy (he/they)

Favorite food: Sunflower Seeds

Age: 27

B-day: May 4th

Kuren Fyre (Lightning Dragon)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: Bacon

Age: 27

Abilities: Shoots lightning, absorbs electricity

B-day: January 1st

Chris Fyre (Lightning dragon)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: Candied Bacon

Age: 27

Abilities: Shoots lightning, absorbs electricity

B-day: January 1st

Marcus (Dragon)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Age: 58

Favorite food: edible

B-day: June 7th

Newman (Dragon) [is not related to Dani's family]

Gender: Male (he/they)

Favorite food: Slimes

Age: 15

B-day: June 3rd

Emmit (Kloo)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: Lychee and glowfruit pudding

Age: 67 (still young for his kind)

B-day: October 26th

Pilaf (Kloo)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: donuts

Age: 26 (teen)

B-day: October 16th

Aries (Felin)

Gender: girl (she/her)

Age: 36

Favorite food: Anything that talks back

B-day: January 8th

Hydro (Borph)

Gender: Female (she/they)

Favorite food: Bu-lung fish

Age: 38

B-day: January 4th

Harper (Alien)

Gender: Death! (he/him)

Favorite food: Borph

Age: 35

Abilities: Tranq breath

B-day: January 12th

Name: Alder (Dione)

Gender: Both (He/They)

Age: 26

Favorite food: anything fried

Abilities: Heat based sight, echolocation, hydrophobic, 3 hour breath hold, semi-aquatic

B-day: March 23

Sammy (Tiger Centipede)

Gender: Female (she/her)

Favorite food: Bugs

Age: 22

B-day: Febuary 2nd

Jay (Blue Centepede)

Gender: Male (Any)

Favorite food: Fireflies!

Age: 19

Abilities: Venomous

B-day: April 1st

Joey (Horse Fly Pixie)

Gender: Gorl (she/her)

Favorite food: Blood

Age: 21

B-day: July 1st

Zuego (Mantis Fly Pixie)

Gender: Boyo (he/him)

Age: 22

Favorite food: spider eggs

B-day: October 22

Flora (Mantis Insect Folk)

Gender: Female (she/her)

Favorite food: Other insect-hybrids (mainly dragonflies)

Age: 25

B-day: August 23rd

Polistes (Paper Wasp Pixie)

Gender: Female (she/her)

Age: 28

Favorite food: .... Guava nectar

Abilities: Sees magic threads, husk, building

B-day: August 12th

Joseph (Immortal Jellyfish)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: Blueberry Pancakes

Age: 36

Abilities: reversion, healing, stinging

B-day: April 20th

Pixel (Planaria)

Gender: Idk (anything lol)

Favorite food: Eggs

Age: Idk lol

Abilities: Regeneration, slow to anger

B-day: April 20th

DDM(cyborg)

Gender: I'm a robot- (he/him)

Favorite food: I can't taste so ig.... humans?

Age: My parts are all different

Abilities: Hypercharge, strength, quick, tracking

B-day: January 7th

Koi (Parasite)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: Raspberries

Age: 26

Abilities: heat sensors, venom, night vision, size shifting

B-day: October 7th

Lycoris (Symbiote)

Gender: Female (she/her)

Favorite food: Everything

Age: 26

Abilities: Eats viruses/bacteria, creates endo-armor for host, able to exit the body for 3 days, can grow to an inch

B-day: July 7th

Lucas (Carion Giant)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: Sausage

Age: 23

B-day: October 4th

Thomas (Carion Giant)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: Sausage

Age: 22

B-day: October 14th

Jake (Orc-Giant hybrid)

Gender: Demi-boy (he/they)

Favorite food: Horse

Age: 19

Abilities: Blood Magic

B-day: January 20th

Steve (Wolf-Human Hybrid)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: Kunefe

Age: 45

B-day: December 2nd

Cadimus Ollie Kestrel (Lizardfolk-Crocodile)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: Snake

Age: 56

B-day: March 1st

Ben (Wrasse Mer)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: Bread

Age: 25

B-day: June 27th

Sock (Swamp Monster)

Gender: Non-binary (they/them)

Favorite food: Kelp

Age: 20

B-day: July 4th

Lišák (Leopard seal)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: Penguin

Age: 26

B-day: July 11th

Name: Pyere (Mer)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: crab

Age: 37

Abilities: durable to heat

B-day: May 3rd

Silo (Sea serpent)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: Squid

Age: 34

B-day: January 3rd

Arcus (Tropical Mer)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: Red Algae

Age: 23

B-day: April 27th

Gar (Alligator Gar Dragon)

Gender: Female (she/her)

Favorite food: Salmon roe

Age: 34

B-day: May 7th

Lace (Angler Mer Royalty)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: Sea grapes and Dragon Fish

Age: 18

B-day: December 31st

Cali Mari (Octopus Mer)

Gender: Female (she/her)

Favorite food: Other octopi

Age: 27

B-day: Febuary 18th

Evan Orlean (Dunkleosteus Mer)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: Jelly fish rolls (makes him woozy)

Age: 17

B-day: June 9th

Ian Bytz (Shark Mer)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: Tuna platter with sea grape and scallops

Age: 57

B-day: July 10th

Name: Austin (Siren)

Gender: Yes (They/them)

Age: 35 (young)

Favorite food: Cod

Abilities: Human Camo

B-day: April 4th

Lucifer (Candiru mer)

Gender: male (he\him)

Age: 21

Favorite food: Blood

B-day: November 9th

Dominic (Yinlong Lizardfolk)

Gender: Boyo (he/him)

Favorite food: blueberries

Age: 39

B-day: August 5th

Hazel Albeta (Mantacore)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: Bird

Age: 46

B-day: March 14th

Wyth (Jackel)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: Deer

Age: 57

B-day: October 28th

Lily (Tree-drake)

Gender: Female (she/her)

Favorite food: Apple

Age: 27

B-day: April 9th

Bismuth (Kobold)

Gender: Non-binary (he/they)

Favorite food: Cheese puffs

Age: 18

B-day: April 17th

Name: Eir (Fae)

Gender: no (They/Them)

Age: 17

Favorite food: blood

Abilities: Dimensional shifts, Pocket dimension, Portals

B-day: May 26

Dendro (Fae)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: Nachos

Age: 20

B-day: June 4th

Ty (Cephliod)

Gender: Male (he/they)

Favorite food: Blueberry Donuts

Age: 167

B-day: April 1st

DDM (Cyborg)

Gender: Male (He/Him)

Favorite Food: Anything squirmy

Age: 12

B-day: October 5th

Gokin (Cyborg)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Age: which part? Approx~18

Favorite food: meat

B-day: April 9th

Cypher (Golem)

Gender: Female (she/they)

Favorite food: Rocks

Age: 10

B-day: October 3rd

Arch (Wood Giant)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: All types of sugar

Age: 25

https://www.deviantart.com/tufted2/art/Wood-Giants-Reference-859799123

B-day: October 4th

Pankin (Vampire Frog)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: Blood

Age: 57

B-day: September 3rd

Ricky (Giga Hybrid)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: coconuts

Age: 21

B-day: June 23rd

Jaqueefus (Planet Eater)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Favorite food: Gas Giants

Age: 1057

B-day: March 23rd

Honey (Slime parasite)

Gender: Any

Favorite food: Anything

Age: Any

B-day: January 3rd

Arbor (Faux Angel Snow Owl)

Gender: Female (she/her)

Favorite food: Voles

Age: 57

B-day: September 8th

Nora (Elf Hybrid)

Gender: Female(she/her)

Age: 24

Favorite food: Hotdogs

B-day: Febuary 2nd

Andy and Orland(Magma Giant and Demon)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Age: 19 and 89

Favorite food: lava cake

Abilities: Emotional Temperature Shifts

B-day: July 8th

Name: Silva (Mimic)

Gender: yes

Age: 26

Favorite food: Honey

B-day: September 26

Achak(Artic Mimic)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Age: 19

Favorite food:... human flesh

Abilities: voice copying, slight color variation, cold immunity, fast healing, supernatural speed

B-day: April 27th

Terra (Spirit hybrid)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Age: 18

Favorite food: ded things

B-day: August 27th

Lark (Hummingbird Harpy, God of Music)

Gender: Male (he/him)

Age: 26

Favorite Food: Apple blossoms

B-day: April 13

Zepher (Nekomata)

Gender: Male (he/they)

Favorite food: Most food, preferring spicy

Age: 24

B-day: January 11th

Auric (monster)

Gender: Both (he/him)

Age: 36

Favorite food: yes

B-day: december 27th

Ross(Eldrich horror)

Gender: male (he/him)

Age: 24

Favorite food: Earl Gray and Blueberry Icecream

Abilities: Dimensional shift, size shift, hammer space, basically indestructible, possession

B-day: Dec 30

Paru (Bag of Mushrooms and Mold)

Gender: ... (he/him)

Age: 27

Favorite food: Spicy Stuff

Abilities: Spits spores, hibernation, regeneration, caustic projectiles

B-day: April 27th

Name: Bezel (Venus Fly Trap)

Gender: sure?

Age: 78 (mostly hibernating)

Favorite food: Meat

B-day: july 1st

Sym (Were-Elk)

Gender: male (he/him)

Age: 23

Abilities: Huge library, ample funds, healing factor

B-day: Nov 22nd

Xol (Tooth Fae)

Gender: he doesnt know but he seems to fit (he/they/it)

Age: 18

B-day: Nov 25th

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dontthinktoomuchsstuff · 3 months ago

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Day 14 WIEIAD 💌🐰 20.08.24

Despite what I ate yesterday, this morning I weighted 53,3 kg! 🥳🥳

Breakfast: coffee 3, 34g milk 12, 3 pan di stelle 114 = 139

Snack: half a cup of coffee 2, homemade banana oats muffin 68 = 70

Lunch: 40g bread 106, a portion of meatloaf 143, 100g broccoli 33 = 282

Dinner: 50g pasta 180, 75g beans 77, tomato sauce 19, ice cream 164 = 440

Tot: 931

Burned: 81

Net active: 847

RMR: 1141

NET: - 294

Goals: eat under 600, workout a bit.

The weather is nice, maybe we'll go to the pool! 😍

Received some shocking news today, wasn't really in the mood to 🌟ve, so I just ate what I wanted. Still counted tho.

Maybe tomorrow I'll workout before starting studying and then I'll go to the pool to swim an hour.

#ed ednotsheeran restriction #low cal restriction #tw €d #€dblr #tw restriction #light as a feather #i need to lose so much weight #thinspø #th!nspo #3d tumblr

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littlemissangelic · 5 months ago

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breakfast !! 🫖✨🧚🏻‍♀️

was going to go to the gym but i didn’t pay my monthly fee (i get paid tmrw so will do it then lol) !! still wanted a quick bite so i had 127g of banana, 2 tbsp of pb2, & my homemade iced black tea with raw local honey 💖

183 cals

snack 🫶🏻🪻✨

another glass of iced tea & two pieces of cheese bread (294 cals)

lunch 🧸✨🍯

scrambled eggs in avo oil, air-fried tortilla chips, pinto beans, & avocado; & a iced milk tea (509 cals)

total: 986 - 15 : 971 net cals

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talesfromsiteredacted · 2 years ago

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Random Things Rabbit Learned at Site (REDACTED)

First, both Dr. Clef and Dr. Bright have bad taste in music, and a worse need to outdo each other. Sometimes sharing an office with either of them sucks. Mostly when "Wu-Tang Wednesday" rolls around.

Dr. Gears blows glass as a hobby. I have a really cool angelfish he made as a welcome gift.

No matter what the subject is, chances are 073 can tell you all about it. Not gonna lie, Cain was a huge help when I had to learn three more languages on the fly. And Iris swears he's the reason she passed statistics. Not only is he incredibly smart, he's the nicest guy I ever met.

999's favorite candy is jelly beans. Blob after my own stomach. Oddly enough, he smells like chocolate to me.

106 can and will sing along to certain songs. D-3078-A wished he knew this before he started with the sea shanties... and instead of orange D-Class uniforms were brown. For the record, 106 is a baritone.

Forget 294... for the best hot chocolate, talk to Dr. Glass. I don't know how, but it's perfect, every time.

Under no circumstances should you attempt to consume anything Dr. Bright cooks. It won't kill you, but he has no idea what good food tastes like any more.

When Pizza Day comes, arrive early.

Want to get on 076-2's good side in a hurry? Offer to braid his hair. Iris tells me she's even caught him purring as she does it.

Want to get on 682's good side? Tell him you sympathize with Godzilla.

Do not try to get on 079's good side. There isn't one. Nasty little digital jerk.

If you catch him in a good mood, Dr. Cimmerian whistles as he types. In a bad mood... just bring coffee and back away slowly.

Putting a live grenade inside 914 and setting it to "coarse" is an explosively bad idea. They're still scrubbing that poor D-Class off the ceiling.

076-2 talks in his sleep sometimes. Usually, it's in Sumerian, but the last time I caught him napping I swear he said "But, if we do that, the fish will run away. Better get the glue gun." How does he even know what a glue gun is? He also drools a little.

049 can sing too. I had a nightmare last week, went to him for help, and got serenaded with French lullabies until I fell asleep. His voice is softer and deeper than 106, very sexy in fact.

076-2 cannot sing in any other language than Sumerian. His brother can though.

Dr. Rights is afraid of octopi.

Dr. Gears is afraid of Dr. Bright. Not that I blame him there.

The fastest way to get Site Command on board with your proposal is simply bring coffee and lots of it.

Agent Strelnikof makes the best pierogis outside of Eastern Europe. He's also really good with barbecue.

The quickest way to make friends on site is to be a good cook. Site Cafeteria is less than great at some things. For example... avoid the tuna surprise. The surprise is how cruel the Cafeteria staff are to canned fish. Also avoid the meatloaf, unless bland is your thing.

Iris has a stuffed 999 I crocheted for her as a holiday present. She sleeps with it.

343 is not a fan of reality TV. Surprisingly he plays Minecraft though.

Agent Reynolds can juggle. I mean, Fred can juggle almost everything. Including multiple duty assignments.

Drinking and Dr. Bright do not mix. Man may be sort of immortal, but he's a lightweight whom makes very bad decisions while drunk. Like trying to start a sing along with 682.

While I have no idea if Dr. Iceberg can sing, I do know he can play the violin. It's kind of weird walking down his hallway, as it's often conflicting pieces for violin and ukulele since his office is across from Dr. Clef's.

Dr. Rights likes to paint, but it's all... Dr. Bright portraits.

Finally, some of my fellow agents and researchers are weirder than the anomalies!

#scp foundation #agent rabbit #tales from site redacted

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thedeviousdevilxx · 2 years ago

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I posted 5,063 times in 2022

That's 4,784 more posts than 2021!

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Longest Tag: 139 characters

#i joke but it has been several occurrences of slash doing a solo before launching into knockin on heaven’s door duff is like boom there lol

My Top Posts in 2022:

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Interview with the Vampire

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u5an5 · 4 months ago

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Jacobs' Journal: Tape #6 - The Mystery Guard

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[START LOG]

Jacobs: <breathing irregularly> Entry Six. I found him!

Jacobs: Of all things in a strange world to think, I owe it to a vending machine. Working for the Foundation is exciting. depending on the role you're in.

Jacobs: A typical researcher or maintenance worker would probably describe it as boring and repetitive. D-Class personnel, well... That's a different kind of exciting.

Jacobs: But for people like me, for lead scientists, doctors who have the freedom to dove into whatever subject they wish, however deeply they choose to go, this work is exciting... Regardless of other shortcomings on the part of the Foundation.

Jacobs: Now, there is one exception to this rule, one thing which has always been, and always will be subpar: the coffee. Out of every cutback we had to make, why do we skimp costs on the beans?

[Rest bellow the cut]

Jacobs: Due to a staff reduction at several safe sites for the holiday season, Site 19, being more populated by staff, placed a request to transfer scp-294 to our canteen for "research purposes". (amused huff) Now, I'm the kind of person who packs their own lunch out of obligation, which speaks volumes as to the quality of the food we're served here. <with disgust> Slop.

Jacobs: Anyway, someone decided to drink all of my coffee during a routine inspection of the Labs. (huff) Last time I leave my things in Bright's office for safekeeping. So I figured... why not try out the new machine? I'm not one to compliment the excrement of SCPs, having had more experience than I care to,... but if that cup wasn't The most wonderful feeling of warmth coursing through my body.

Jacobs: The taste was creamy without the cream, thick without the grits, perfection. Those sleepless nights just evaporated from my complexion. I considered pulling rank to ensure 294 would never leave this Site and that's when I saw him. The Guard, he was waiting in line for a cup of whatever he wanted.

Jacobs: How was I going to approach him? There were eyes everywhere, Hilliard's goons at the door. No chance without drawing attention to myself. I could swear he was trying to avoid eye contact with me. I knew I had to buy time, but now? That's when it hit me. Since we were heading into the holidays, I declared that today, the staff would be allowed to drink... alcohol. (smack) This was met with definite approval, and so I began dispensing spirits to all.

Jacobs: Bit by bit, the line shortened, and the Mystery Guard drew nearer. Several of the general security team stepped forward, and I knew they would be the perfect candidates. I offered them a drink each of one of my favorite Russian drinks from when I was stationed in Stalingrad. They accepted, eager to sample my recommendation. I turned to the Machine and declared, "Give me a glass of otvlechenye."

Jacobs: I ordered enough the group and let them be, one of them sculling half their pint as they left. After a few minutes, I wondered if my ploy had worked, and as my hope faded, one of the intoxicated guards began hurling punches at Hilliard's mandated escort. The fight picked up a few onlookers, and before long, almost a dozen people were carried out the door as part of the throng.

Jacobs: That was a stronger cup of "distraction" than I had intended, but it was surprisingly effective. The altercation couldn't have been more perfectly timed, the Mystery Guard stepped forward, regarding me cautiously. "Just coffee, thanks. Black, one sugar.", he said nonchalantly. "Mind if I make an adjustment? I think I know something you might like." I answered. He shrugged, and I turned back to machine.

Jacobs: "Give this man a cup of sekretnoye soobscheniye.". 294 rumbled for a moment, and I feared it wouldn't be able to carry out my instruction, but finally, a drink that appeared to be coffee materialized. I handed the concoction to the Guard. "Here you go.. er..." "McCrimmon.", he responded.

Jacobs: (sigh) I was right the first time. I smiled and watched him leave. As he did, he took a sip of his coffee. One moment, he was savoring the taste, the next, he flinched. Slowly, he turned back to me, and looked at me as though he knew that we needed to talk... and why. He nodded at me briefly before continuing on his way out.

Jacobs: (chuckles) Oh, I love these SCPs! <sounding pleased> Some of them may want to kill me, but goddamn, if they don't make life more exciting! Now, it's all a matter of meeting this McCrimmon and explaining everything. I hope the opportunity arises soon.

Jacobs: This is Administrative Oversight Jacobs, signing off.

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Bracket E Second Half!!

These will have their polls posted on Friday the 7th at 5pm GMT!!

289. Kat & Penguino (@cat-penguin-anon)

290. Blik (@ghaststation)

291. Carter Howard (@honeyxmonkey)

292. Playlist ghost - Sparky (@pinkpegacorn)

293. Tuesday Anthony Psychonauts2 (@lizardspells)

294. Beans (@la-banda-de-estrellas)

295. Marc & Pernelle (@ardate)

296. Mark White (@sussy-sammy)

297. Dr. Wyre (@opal-mew)

298. Lamp (@magolordidsomethingwrong)

299. Tiff (@queenofgooberville)

300. Master Healer Nahcurii (@silverolivia-upsidedown)

301. Esma Sayın [sigh-in, not saying] (@frutigermetro)

302. Vera F. (@creativeidealist)

303. Hatchet Henderson (@lemmegettamcpictwo)

304. Iridia Thickett (@starryneitz)

305. Theodosia "Hope" Rosegold (@scissorsvspaper)

306. Charm (@unstable-0xz)

307. Sprocket (@blueemberthefox)

308. Sae (@aroaceundynestuff) - Deactivated?? What do I do with that???

309. Abigail (@minecraft-stee)

310. Luca Carver (@threeslashfive)

311. Thalia (@theoneandonlyastrea)

312. Willow Ight (@drowninnoodles)

313. Kiru - technical name Replica Vessel 0.1 (@hallowed-nebulae)

314. Cadmus (@marv3l-drag0ns)

315. Bashira "Bella" Izumi (@bellaizumi13)

316. Dizzy (@certifieditsbo)

317. Aisling Akechi (@texeoghea)

318. Zarr (@nokaru)

319. Juette Raynes (@juette)

320. Spencer & Flynn (@onebigskillissue)

#oc championship #brackets #bracket e

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blainebonez · 11 months ago

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28/12/23

Bean soup - 294 cals

Iced caramel macchiato - 159 cals

Chips - 161 cals

In: 613 cals

Out: 271 cals

Total: 342 cals

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allyssl · 9 months ago

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[Arthropoidia(tiny Rise beans) Response :3] [294 worbz]

All four of the tiny bug-turtles looked up at the Donnie in various states of confused, concerned, or trying not to laugh their ass off from atop a table. They simply looked on in silence for a moment before a squawk came from the resident pipevine swallowtail. Leo had doubled over, wings buzzing up a storm as he tried to breathe around his laughter.

Mikey quickly lost the war against the giggles when Raph lightly swatted Leon's shell, "Leo! Be nice! They don't need your middle child nonsense right now. Sorry bout my brother, are you alright?-"

"I have questions." Donnie stepped closer to the edge of the table and looked up at the alternate them. "How did you get to the moon? What designs did you use and can I have the blueprints? What is your suit made of? How did you get here? How do you keep a stable oxygen supply with your helmet broken? Why is your head-"

They were cut off by Leo as he leaned into their back, "bigger than everyone's hopes and dreams?"

Mikey was laying on the table laughing while Raph had her head in his hands, muttering a small "Why do I bother at this point?" Don had a brow bean raised as they clicked their mandibles at Lee, "That is a new worst record for you. I know you can do better than that. 'Big enough to have it's own atmosphere' was right there and you didn't even try. Very unoriginal. 0/10"

Leon put an upper hand to his chest, "Oh my god I missed a space joke. I've brought dishonor to our cows."

Donnie lightly smacked him with their snoot. "How dare you bring dishonor to Henry and Ophiuchus. For shame, Nardo. For Shame."

Massive Forehead Donnie seems to be a little lost!

[MF Donnie brought to you by Lobster and Vearri]

(This is for the TMNT AU Competition. But our asks are being shadow banned. So reblog this post to respond!)

#massive forehead donnie #rise donnie #rise of the tmnt #save rise of the tmnt #mfdonnie #:D #tmnt au competition #Arthropodia au #my writing #BB

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megamobilestylesposts · 1 year ago

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Explore Nutrient-Rich Pinto Beans: Health Benefits

Wholesome goodness of pinto beans

Hey there, health-conscious beauties!

We're about to embark on a flavorful journey into the world of pinto beans.

Not only are these legumes incredibly versatile in the kitchen, but they also pack a nutritional punch that can benefit your overall well-being. Let's dive into the wholesome goodness of pinto beans and uncover the fantastic health benefits they offer.

Nutritional Value of Pinto Beans

Before we dive into the health benefits, let's take a moment to appreciate the nutritional value of pinto beans. These little powerhouses are packed with essential nutrients that your body craves.

Nutritional Value of Pinto Beans (Per 1 Cooked Cup - about 193 grams):

Fiber: Pinto beans offer approximately 15 grams of dietary fiber, supporting digestive health and aiding in weight management.

Protein: They provide an impressive 15 grams of plant-based protein, essential for muscle repair and overall vitality.

Vitamins: Pinto beans are rich in essential vitamins, with around 294 micrograms of folate (B9), crucial for cell division, and approximately 2.6 milligrams of niacin (B3), supporting skin health.

Minerals: These legumes supply vital minerals, including approximately 3.6 milligrams of iron, which aids in oxygen transport, around 86 milligrams of magnesium for muscle and nerve function, and roughly 746 milligrams of potassium for heart health.

Phytonutrients: Pinto beans contain antioxidant compounds such as flavonoids and tannins, helping combat oxidative stress and reduce the risk of chronic diseases.

Low in Fat: Pinto beans are naturally low in fat, with less than 1 gram of fat per cooked cup, particularly low in saturated fat, promoting heart health.

Low Glycemic Index (GI): They have a low GI, making them an ideal choice for blood sugar control and providing a steady source of energy.

Pinto Beans Health Benefits

Now, let's get to the heart of the matter—how pinto beans can positively impact your health:

Pinto Beans for Heart Health

Pinto beans are a heart-healthy choice thanks to their high fiber content. Dietary fiber, found abundantly in pinto beans, plays a crucial role in reducing cholesterol levels, which can ultimately lower the risk of heart disease. Incorporating pinto beans into your diet can promote cardiovascular well-being and help maintain a healthy heart.

Blood Sugar Regulation with Pinto Beans

These legumes are excellent for stabilizing blood sugar levels. The soluble fiber in pinto beans aids in preventing sudden spikes and crashes in blood sugar, making them a valuable addition to the diet of individuals with diabetes. By consuming pinto beans, you can enjoy steady energy levels and better blood sugar control.

Digestive Health and Regularity

Pinto beans support digestive health and promote regularity. Their high fiber content acts as a natural cleanser for the digestive tract, preventing constipation and ensuring smooth bowel movements. A diet rich in pinto beans can help maintain a healthy and efficient digestive system.

Plant-Based Protein Source

Pinto beans provide a substantial source of plant-based protein. With approximately 15 grams of protein per cooked cup, they are an excellent choice for vegetarians and vegans. Protein is essential for muscle repair, immune function, and overall bodily growth and maintenance.

Pinto Beans and Their Benefits for Hair and Skin

The nutrients found in pinto beans, including biotin and folate, can contribute to healthy hair and skin. Biotin is known to promote hair and nail health, while folate plays a crucial role in cell division and regeneration. By incorporating pinto beans into your diet, you may experience improvements in the health and appearance of your hair and skin.

Weight Management with Pinto Beans

Thanks to their high fiber and protein content, pinto beans can help you feel fuller for longer periods, reducing overall calorie intake. This can be particularly valuable for those looking to manage their weight effectively. Including pinto beans in your meals can support your weight loss or weight management goals.

Incorporating Pinto Beans into Your Diet

Now that we've covered the incredible health benefits, you might be wondering how to include pinto beans in your meals. Fear not, there are countless delicious ways to enjoy them:

Creative Ways to Incorporate Pinto Beans:

Make a hearty pinto bean chili with plenty of veggies and spices.

Create a mouthwatering pinto bean and avocado salad with a zesty dressing.

Enjoy a classic dish like refried beans as a flavorful side.

Whether you prefer them in soups, salads, or as a side dish, pinto beans offer a versatile and nutritious addition to your meals.

Savor the Nutritional Richness of Pinto Beans

There you have it, a wholesome exploration of the health benefits of pinto beans. These little legumes have a lot to offer, from supporting your heart health to enhancing your skin's radiance. So, next time you're in the kitchen, consider adding a dash of pinto beans to your favorite recipe.

And speaking of enhancing your beauty and well-being, remember that MOBILESTYLES offers beauty on-demand services, including skincare treatments and more. It's all about embracing a healthy and radiant you, inside and out. So go ahead, savor the nutritional richness of pinto beans and let them contribute to your journey toward a healthier, happier you! 🌱✨

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zetasattic · 1 year ago

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Day 294, Broken Washer

I’m trying to do the laundry this morning but the washer is currently now working at all. Today we’ll begin phase two of the mud room and there’s still a lot for me to do before then but I’ll just keep calm and handle it somehow. Right now I’m taking my french class while typing this lol. Bean is sitting on my arm right now too. I need to bounce see you tomorrow!

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#daily blog #daily life

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selvem1karthik · 1 year ago

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Sanathana dharma has survived and flourished

Udhayanidhi Stalin Calling for Eradication of Sanatanam 👇🏻

His mother visits Sanathanam temples, but he has different belief, does he want to hurt his mother’s beliefs?

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Certainly caste & all discrimination, exploitation (prevalent all over the medieval WORLD before INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION) should be abolished from Indian society. But we should not burn OUR HOUSE because of nuisance from some rats

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https://www.exoticindiaart.com/book/details/robert-caldwell-wrong-and-untrue-analysis-and-dravidian-caste-politics-tamil-mzg528/

“Robert Caldwell wrote A Comparative Grammar of the Dravidian or South-Indian family of languages. He identified south Indian Brahmins with Indo-Europeans, which was partly based on HIS belief that the Indo-Europeans had "higher mental gifts and higher capacity for civilisation". Caldwell asserted that the low-caste Chanar were not merely Tamil speakers but an "indigenous Dravidian" people, distinct ethnically &, most critically for him, religiously, from their high-caste oppressors, whom he referred to as "Brahmanical Aryans" (in this case "Aryan" as an ethnic signifier for foreign and "Brahmanical" to signify the "Hinduism" of the high-caste).

These WILDLY SPECULATIVE. claims, well outside the scope of linguistics, were intended "to develop a history which asserted that the indigenous Dravidians had been subdued and colonized by the Brahmanical Aryans".

Tamil Language has almost ALL alphabets common with most Indian languages.

Most of other Indian women wear Saree like Tamil women.

From Assam to Kashmir people of India worship Shiva, Vishnu& Shakthi

Brahmins &most North Indians worship all the Gods in temples of Tamilnadu. Crores of North Indians Visit Tamil temples. Tamil Nadu has most number of spritual tourists in India.

There is diversity & differences in Indian culture, but Tamils have lots in common with rest of India

Robert Caldwell started creating differences between Tamils & other Indians, he sowed the seeds of division/ hate

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Hatred against other states being propagated by some regional chauvinists 👇🏻

https://www.exoticindiaart.com/book/details/robert-caldwell-wrong-and-untrue-analysis-and-dravidian-caste-politics-tamil-mzg528/

👇🏻📸 Watch this video on Facebook https://fb.watch/mPU8iQYxVI/?mibextid=ifW6Jt

An extremist like PazhaniBaba talks about Murugan, but the practical truth is many North Indians worship Murugan / Karthikeyan 👇🏻

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The objective of such extremist is to divide Indians.

See around you , how many people from other beliefs respect ancient Tamil Gods? One %?

many of other faiths call Indian culture as Pagans, Kafirs? No mutual respect.

How many take foreign money to convert poor people? Or to indulge in violent War

We should love our language, culture & faith.

We should not give up one love for other love, we should not love one & hate other

We should not indulge in hate & violence against other peaceful neighbors. Social, political, community leaders should try to suggest middle path & SOLVE PROBLEMS, they should not too much highlight the differences & hate diverse thoughts. They should not stress that one community alone has life-death issues & other social groups are not important

Africa, South America & Australia lost its free sprit & culture, now they follow European culture.

Japan Korea China have their own culture, they don’t fight too many wars. But Africans & South American have violent armed rebels & mafia, they not progressing because they have lost their culture & brotherhood

How Portuguese and other European conquerers made thousands of Indians, Africans, Brazilians as slaves (to SUPPRESS them as bonded LABOUR & stress racial and cultural superiority)👇🏻

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"although slavery was a worldwide institution for thousands of years, nowhere in the world was slavery a controversial issue prior to the 18th century. People of every race and color were enslaved – and enslaved others.

White people were still being bought and sold as slaves in the Ottoman Empire, decades after American blacks were freed.

Everyone hated the idea of being a slave but few had any qualms about enslaving others. Slavery was just not an issue, not even among intellectuals, much less among political leaders, until the 18th century – and then it was an issue only in Western civilization."

Only after INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION in Europe people in there started UNIVERSAL EDUCATION so that they get EDUCATED / SKILLED LABOUR . Before that most societies in the world kept the poor uneducated and socially backward

Slavery exploitation is an evil which has been prevalent from ancient times in most of the societies

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Jews have literature / documents to show how they were enslaved by Egyptians and Babylonians

Slavery, Exploitation very prevalent evil of most societies in ancient times. The purpose appears to ensure people of certain races/ classes are kept as BONDED LABOUR from birth 👇🏻

Clearly caste-JATI system followed in India was an In-human behaviour of exploitation and suppression of people for using them as Labour.

Now It is the duty of more rich and PRIVILEGED to help poor and socially vulnerable people and ensure mutual respect and equality in society.

The ancient concept of all “VARNA” was misused to create unjust division of labour, the fact that varna only means human behaviour pattern - WITHOUT ANY LINK TO CASTE OR FAMILY OF BIRTH was misinterpreted and the fact that “ All varnas lead to me (Krishna)” was suppressed . Four children of same parents can follow the behaviour pattern of four different varnas, appeared to be the ancient concept of varna. Which was misused as family based varnas during the period when slavery started to be followed in other parts of the world

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👇🏻https://www.thejc.com/news/features/jews-and-slavery-the-myths-and-the-truth-1.501677?reloadTime=1670976000011

#Sanathana dharma #Youtube

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chicago--il-living · 1 year ago

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