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arrgh-whatever · 1 year ago

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a little comic about my (and Pauk's) Skyrim experience

#in my mind Lydia is a voice of reason forced to do stupid things #and Pauk is a desperate guy trying his best to live up to people's expectations #doing everything he can to be a hero that Skyrim needs (he has no idea what he's doing. he's in panic 24/7)#and Barbas is just a four-legged douchebag (there's no way I'm going to return him)

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girlbossdarkiplier · 8 months ago

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moar mark ocs as lps (ゝω・´★)

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nots0nu · 4 months ago

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#i didnt JUST wake up...#totally not the reason this was late is because i was an idiot and stayed up 24 hours..not at all #cedric the sorcerer #sofia the first #greylock the grand #cedlock #they're both just so stupid i love them..#i love drawing greylocks hair

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ask-the-sagents · 10 months ago

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Four Let piper go through your phone for one minute.

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#splatoon #splatoon 2 #splatoon 3 #agent 3 #agent 4 #agent 5 #agent 8 #agent 24 #agent 20 #if anybody is wondering about 3s side game its pretty much when 4 and 5 are being obliviously gay #also edens comfy and doesnt want to move 🥺#fun fact i do the spaghetti prank and i know its stupid but it still makes me laugh for some reason #alan voice: what the fuck?

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sentimentalslut · 1 month ago

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occasionally seeing recommended polls/community posts from teens in the total drama fandom like watching the dark shadow of a shark pass beneath the water

#i rlly do feel theres a solid caste division btwn those under 21/22 in the td fandom and those over that age #fascinating thing is they were not old enough (or even alive) to watch tdi when it was first premiering #and yet they are re-heating the discourse for some reason #remember when us geriatrics (late twenties / early to mid thirties) were runnin the show here on tumblr a few years ago?#and it was nothin but vibes stupid fanfic and gwanon 24/7 #dont quote the ancient texts i was there when they were written or whatever

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fullbrave · 4 months ago

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employment jelly really is that bitch

#got contacted for an interview today not even 24 hours after applying. absolutey miraculous stuff #yes i am relieved yes i am also afraid for my life. i can do both. i'm a great multitasker #what's annoying is if i wasn't such a wreck rn for stupid reasons beyond my control i think i'd barely even be nervous for this one #like if a wizard (well-meaning pharmacist) hadn't cursed me (lowered my testosterone dramatically for no good reason)? i'd be chilling #alas.#whatever. i'm getting that fixed soon so if i can just keep it together for 30 minutes on monday we are gonna be so fucking back #wish me luck!!!!!!!!!!#text posts

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roylustang · 2 months ago

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i like looking at people’s registration tags on their license plates bc I a) like knowing people’s birthdays (or birth months at least), b) figured out that the years are color coded and am trying to find all the colors for the next 5 years and c) want to catch someone with expired tags for no particular reason

as for c) I’ve been doing this quite literally for months every time I drive and I have never once seen someone with expired tags UNTIL TODAY where I caught not one, not two, but THREE entire people with expired registration in ONE DAY. This will never happen again

#flop post incoming #I was gonna tell my mom this but she’s asleep so u get it instead #the first two were like in the same 30 seconds and they were both from July of last year #and the other one was from December #hoes gonna have to pay a late fee #as for the colors if u want to kno #’24 is white (I now know)#’25 is yellow ‘26 is green ‘27 is hot pink ‘28 is black #and ‘29 is yellow with a black stripe across the dates #which I think is stupid #hopefully at some point this year I will find a ‘30 #and I hope it’s a cool color like blue or purple #for some reason I’d say like 70% of the peoples registration expires this year which seems odd #as a January baby I had to renew mine already so no more yellow tag for me

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crimzoncrow · 1 year ago

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#vent #this felt really stupid the make #but i wanted to say it somewhere #and this felt like the only place i really could lol #‘i might be aromantic’ motherfucker when she gets into another romantic relationship #i just feel really awful and idk what to do bc it hasn’t even been 24 hours and they really are happy and i like seeing them happy and being #the reason for it #so sorry gang you get the dumb little vent comic #crow talks #if anyone has any words to say about this . id like super appreciate it #idk i just don’t know what im doing lol

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acerikus · 8 days ago

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Reading fanfic about british ppl by americans is so painful/funny sometimes, all the wrong words + currencies and general vibes end up throwing me right out of it sometimes when they haven't done their research gdgdfhfhhchd

#like it's easy enough to kinda just autofill the right words and nobody owes extensive research of british ppl that'd be stupid #but it's v funny and it almost makes me wanna offer to 'britpick' (that's the term i keep seeing for it?)#'sweater' no that's a jumper. 'sneakers' trainers. 'dollar' cmonnnnnn this one's easy it's pounds... 'mom' *stares into the camera*#'cell phone' just say phone. mobile phone or just mobile is fine too. 'principal' you mean headteacher. or headmaster if you're fancy ig #'dollar store' again no dollars you're thinking of pound shops #i think my favourite i ever saw was '24-hour tesco'#like. so close! tesco is accurate but nobodys calling it that you can skip the modifier #most big tescos are open 24 hours it's a given. unless you're going to like. a tesco express #but also shoutout to this one fic i read where daisy and basira were staying at a motel #and i spent the entire thing trying to figure out if they were meant to be visiting america for some reason or not #bc we. don't have those #OH AND #'math'. yeah no not here. that word is pluralised here it's maths #'bucks' no that's a dollar thing again. it'd be quid

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yeonban · 23 days ago

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Possibly the funniest ramification (for me at least) of Tobias having a crush nowadays is that one of his most widely used tactics is making people fall in love with him in order to use them for various schemes w/o having to worry about their loyalty swaying long-term, which means that's his first thought half of the time when someone takes an interest in him. And now his second thought which follows 0.2 seconds after is a suddenly lifeless "ah." as he remembers that he can't exactly do that without giving his crush the impression that he's taken and fucking himself over on That front. Fuck his stupid baka life he's shooting himself in the foot NO MATTER what decision he opts for 😭

#◜✧ . ❪ muse. tobias. ❫#I'm INCREDIBLY entertained whenever he meets sb useful who takes even a minimal interest in him & he immediately goes 😏 <-years long habit #but then his grin abruptly fades when he remembers that he. Can't go through with that easy af idea anymore. WORST day of his life /hj #He thinks flirting is aight but anything Beyond that is questionable territory when it comes to how it'll affect his business (<-the crush)#(Flirting ain't fine either my guy. But he's just Too used to doing that to stop doing it when he's not even in a committed r/s yet 😭)#This is THE least efficient situation to be put in 😮‍💨 life when his priority is amusement & only on 2nd place are the giga IQ schemes...#It's the way I'm sat staring at half my asks & drafts every time I try to write bc he's fighting himself on what to do ADSAJDGHASDAJDS #His most used & most effective tactic... gone down the drain like that 💔💔💔 someone bring a trampoline for him to fall on after he jumps #Another hilarious part of this is that he has No clue how to be friendly w/o being simultaneously seductive. Bro's gonna kill himself /j #He HATESSS this ramification so badly but at least it cheeses ME greatly 💕 ADKSAHDSAGBDSAJHSJADHSAK #especially when Tobias & I look over at Ash who's in his own trenches & Tobias has to consider if blud's gonna keep ignoring his feelings #(hence whatever they've got going on will go nowhere) or if he's gonna figure his own mess out & how That will go 😮‍💨 BC IT MATTERS HERE!#You might not be able to tell all the time but Tobias has 384243724324832473248324783274382432473249 thoughts to ponder on in his head 24/7 #This is such a stupid problem to have too. in his opinion 😭 If Ash wasn't as perfect of a guy as he is (<-as per Tobias' standards I mean)#I have NO doubt in my mind that he (Tobias) would've killed any semblance of damns to give abt this issue LONGGGGGGGGGG ago #^ One of the myriad reasons why he's never fallen in love in my 5 years of musing him & why his one crush-attempt got shot down By Himself #This man is so complicated HE GIVES ME A HEADACHE!!! (<-saying this while eating popcorn & hovering over him to watch what he'll do next)

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dreadanddespairdyke · 3 months ago

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god i have got to stop worrying. i worry so much it makes me look stupid

#had a moment where i cld suddenly see through the fog and thought. oh. im in a nice room. i bought nice food today . and #-i can relax n go to sleep now. theres no reason i shldnt be just as happy rn as i used to be in the same situation #its crazy nowadays im not happy at anything bcs im too busy thinking abt death and how im the worst person and how my life is going nowhere #and various mental problems health problems family shit... my mind is so clouded all the time 24/7 its stupid #blue.txt

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vvitchering · 1 year ago

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What is it about being awake past 9 pm that summons The Horrors lately like damn

#like I don’t want to have to start going to sleep at 8 just to avoid feeling like shit #this week has just been noticeably worse with it and I’m getting annoyed #I work all day I just want to have my nighttime hours to relax and do fun stuff #but nope I get to sit here and be sad for reasons unknown #I guess I should be thankful this is just a nighttime occurrence now instead of 24/7 like it was the first half of the year lolololol #but I guess I need to trouble shoot my stupid brain again and figure out what it’s issue is now #life

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grasslandgirl · 1 year ago

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talked w my mom today about how im stupid (read: don't know how to read flirty social cues) and she asked whether i flirt w people i talk to online (read: here on tumblr) and i fully blue screened sav.png is not working etc because i didnt even consider. that one could be flirting. on tumblr dot com. OR LIKE. i guess i did know that it happens IN THEORY but like. i never considered it Could Be Happening (read: TO ME) so i guess. to be opaque. if you have/are/want to flirt w me here online on tumblr. you are welcome to do so (hiii 😳🫣) but also you will have to be SO CLEAR (read: say "i am flirting") because I WILL NOT AND HAVE NOT NOTICED. xox

#i am. stupid.#famously guy whho doesnt ever think anyone is flirting with her. does not htink it has happened or will happen. for multiple reasons #on here or irl. haha! 😵‍💫#me: gee why am i 24 and never been kissed or dated etc #also me: this

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unrestrainedbalderdash · 1 year ago

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NOOO WHY'S THERE BI LESBIAN EXCLUSION IN THE ORIENTED AROACE TAG.