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we know you only draw dicks for clout bro. you dont really know what dicks are
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Rare spring-fed mirabilite formations at the Great Salt Lake
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in the 2000s you got called metrosexual just for wanting tuo fuck the underground,trains
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hey i just realized that the week i suddenly got back into carmen sandiego and subsequently had all my ocs forcibly evicted from my brain was literally the same week my work schedule went back to normal. what the fuck actually
i'd forgotten about this joke i made on twt last year but just remembered it suddenly because it turns out it's not a joke
i started thinking deeply about these specific ocs and their story out of nowhere the other day and it's so funny because my job is normally PT right? but this month i'm FT because one of the other clerks is away and i'm covering almost all his shifts. so i guess i was right in the most specific way possible and my brain only becomes habitable for these creatures when i'm working 40 hours a week. what the fuck
#they really can only survive in extreme environments. if i'm too happy they DIE#i have to say though i did kind of make the most of it. i have a lot of useful notes about them from february#notes that i guess i'll circle back to when i have............ less free time!#text posts
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can you get in trouble for remembering a detail about someone
is it normal to notice details
pervert definition
how much is it normal to remember about someone
are you allowed to think about people when they're not talking to you +reddit
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Folks, backup your Tumblrs, for real this time
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i love ppl who talk in the tags bc it satisfies my deep desire to know ppl’s opinions on everything without needing to have a conversation with them and ask. even better when it’s a side tangent that barely has anything to do with the post, or a personal anecdote, or a joke. tag talker mutuals you’re my favorite. tag talkers rise up
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figured i should post my polysho week drawings here!!! although i have yet to finish day 7... but trust that i'll be back with it, eventually
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did you hear they finally announced the 2025 DNI Basic Criteria. bad news for fans of insane clown posse im afraid.
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#polls#already lost all interest in it years ago due to most of these reasons combined#which is convenient for me because then i kept unlocking new bonus health reasons to avoid it#also frankly i only ever drank before when i was with friends who were drinking so it’s the lack of an offline social life too#when i’m (literally geographically) in a better place and get one of those again maybe i’ll take the occasional sip. or maybe not. who care
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no this is the hill YOU die on. because i’m gonna kill you for disagreeing with me
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something about seeing disability as much as a social and political identity as much as it is an identity of bodymind is that I do not have time for the endless “who counts as disabled” conversations. if a) there is utility in seeing yourself as disabled, b) you’re committed to the cause of disability justice, and c) you listen to disabled people who are different to yourself. I couldn’t really give a rats ass what else you’ve got going on. trust yourself. engage with community. try your best to understand and progress the disability movement. welcome aboard comrade
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trying to swipe-type things one-handed while snacking but my canadian little keyboard doesn’t recognize “gray” as a word so my fanfiction ends up being about this guy

#not technically a word either you know. you can add Gary to your dictionary but can't make a little spelling exception for my special boy?#thank god they weren’t allowed phones at crime school. if carmen made this typo in the groupchat even once it would’ve been over for him#text posts#gray tag#i guess. why not
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