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Leucistic Red Tail Hawk
real.life.is.art
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i gave up setting alarms to remind myself to eat a while ago because i had a bad habit of simply ignoring them. but this time my plan is foolproof
#my baseline mental health is so bad rn that whenever i forget to eat… well. heh. that’s when there’s true trouble#so this better work!!!!!!#text posts
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When buying and playing with all of your holiday goodies this year, please consider donating some money to help those in Gaza!
Santa illustration was kindly donated by @smellyvampirez
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her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu
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*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way
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Very obsessed with my parents new 6-year-old dog that looks like a super rough teddy bear and smells a little
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*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way
#misread that as mlm snippers at first so now i'm imagining a spectral crab who is gay#he's not a twink he is your magic and you have to love him.
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GOT THE JOB THIS POST WAS ABOUT LADS
employment jelly really is that bitch
#i'm doing so incredibly bad at the moment (due to aforementioned curse) but this is such a big win i HAVE to smile#it's pt so i'll probably be looking for other ways to make a bit more money but that aside it's literally the ideal job for me right now#things are looking up. no really i mean it. this time it's actually true#also my record of never having an interview that didn't result in an offer remains perfect lol#still got it even while in super hell!!!!#text posts
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oh oh, she wants me to be loved, oh oh, she really really does
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might be my favourite post ever from the twitter menswear guy
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Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3
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My top post of the year was about the Pope using a slur. 👁️👄👁️
#sea of stars tea discourse. all the top ones are sea of stars shitposts#thanks everyone i hope to make even stupider posts about various things next year so please like and subscribe for more
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Today at work we were unpacking a big box, and I looked at the box and thought, huh. That box looks much smaller than me sitting on the ground, but I bet if I really scrunched down I could fit most of my body inside the box. And I had one leg fully in the box before I realized:
I am not a cat
I am work
I am wearing a nice suit and might need to appear in court later
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