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“Name, I think of men— mans asexual voice doth”
Name, I think of men—man’s asexual voice doth lie: that sat in my head now? Or, Pindar; and sing for your mouth’s red vintage melts them reverberately came.
#poetry#automatically generated text#Patrick Mooney#Markov chains#Markov chain length: 6#223 texts#limerick
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SAMUEL ROUKIN as Lt Col John Graves Simcoe in TURN: WASHINGTON'S SPIES (2014—2017) Episodes 4.09/4.10
#turn#turn amc#turn washington's spies#turnedit#john simcoe#john graves simcoe#samuel roukin#samuelroukinedit#perioddramaedit#tvedit#ben.gif#gradient text#yeah he had like three scenes in two episodes so have a lot of him lying down and looking pathetic <3 and t*ts as well#<- censored in the hopes it'll show up in the tags now#223 gifs later it's finally over 😭#i miss him already
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Daily Rise Quotes: DAY 223
Raph: Relax. We're not here to fight. We need your help.
Leo: Even though literally every time we talk to you, you double-cross us, kidnap us, or threaten to destroy everything we love!
Donnie: Maybe we are here for a fight!
Raph: Guys!
(Season 2, Episode 13B - Rise)
#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#quote#risequotes#day 223#rise#alt text#leo#leonardo#leonardo hamato#rise leo#rise leonardo#rise raph#rise raphael#raphael hamato#raph#raphael#donnie#rise donnie#rise donatello#donatello hamato#donatello#tmnt
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2023 United States Grand Prix - Sprint - Fernando Alonso
#making these as cope for the mental damage i received today#I HATE THIS OLD MAN!! STOP MAKING ME SAD!!!#and also stop looking so fucking sexy while you're depressed god damn#ASTONNNNNN FIX YOUR CAR!!!!#my fav moment of this wknd actutally was when my dad(known fernando stan) texted me after quali:#'they brought upgrades? more like fucking downgrades.'#im havinf fun dw!!! it just sucks a lot that my guy isnt doing well :(#killing myself out in the heat and my guy isnt even in the top 10 UGHHHHHHHHH#also guys the america hat is so ugly and expensive...but i kinda want it...should i buy it#i need to buy some nando or osc merch to feel fufilled this wknd hahaha so lmk :)#fernando alonso#f1#formula 1#2023 us gp#2023 us grand prix#2023 united states grand prix#223 united states gp#fa14#we do a little bit of f1
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do you guys ever have the most ridiculous ship names for both your fandom and/or ocs. i find it really funny when ship names are something simple like their names put together but then another name’s something like 𝓛𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓕𝓪𝓲𝓵𝓾𝓻𝓮
#idk what to tag this as?#but i think its funny#for example: i have two ocs who’s ship name is All Expenses-Paid Trip to Hawaii:tm:#and in the tawog fandom i call juke x ocho 223 Angry Wasps#don’t ask about the latter#ocs#robloxian ramblings ; text post#not roblox
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Customer: ECHO CO. 2/23 MARINES DMV: 223 = CALIBER OF BULLET Verdict: DENIED
#California license plate with text ECHO 223#bot#ca-dmv-bot#california#dmv#funny#government#lol#public records
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just inked up my fountain pens one last time before packing up all my inks :’)
#don’t judge me for having 123 224 AND 223#i’m obsessed with those sailor multishading inks#97.text#label hidden: robert oster eucalyptus leaf (large bottle on left)#j herbin very empire (tiny upright bottle w silver cap)#*vert#cartridge boxes are pilot namiki black and kaweco pearl black#plus a baggie full of too many samples to name
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friend of a friend || MV33
☆ summary: max meets his dream girl through his friends good friend, pato o’ward
☆ pairing: max verstappen x mexican!reader
☆ fc & warnings: gala montes & poorly translated spanish and slightly suggestive! you are responsible for the content you consume
☆ requested: yes!! thank you for requesting and apologies for the delay 🫶🏻
゚. ✿ ୨❤︎୧⠀✿ . ゚
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maxverstappen1: enjoying some much needed sun and relaxation before we head to vegas 😴
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user1: max i’ll meow if you need another cat
user2: i’m sorry who in the heck is in the last slide
user4: is he soft launching rn??? at a time like this???
user6: so this is why he still looks happy despite rbr woes
user7: is that his girlfriend?!
user8: max please give us the tea
user9: f1gossip im begging you to figure out who this is
redbullracing: happy you’re getting some r&r max 🤍
ynuser: mi novio es tan bonito [my boyfriend is so pretty]
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user9: now hold up ….. who is this and why did max like
f1gossip: taking note of this interaction
user12: ugh she’s private so we can’t even snoop but she’s followed by pato and elba oward, carlos, rebecca, rbr and checo
user13: this is pato and elba’s childhood friend!!! she’s good friends with them
user12: everyone say thank you user13
user3: the shirtless photos?? the soft launch??? how am i supposed to be normal
charlesleclerc: 👀
user4: i’m gonna miss ur fine ass when i scroll
user5: sometimes you just gotta say damn and move on
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[staying here forever]
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yourbff: in monaco???? no gracias. you can’t leave me like that 😭
ynuser: yes monaco!! it is so beautiful 🥹
yourbff: you’re not just saying that because of a certain man?
ynuser: oh no i am saying that bc of a certain man 😮💨 he is a dream come true bestie
yourbff: ugh do elba and pato have any other hot millionaire friends they could set me up with???
ynuser: i’ll ask them im sure they do
yourbff: preferably one who’s name rhymes with pranko dolapinto
ynuser: HAHAHA mi amiga
carlossainz55: te gusta monaco? [you like monaco?]
ynuser: yes!! i love it. you, me, rebecca and max should grab dinner one night while im here!!
carlossainz55: i’d love that
maxverstappen1: you can always move 🤷🏻♂️
ynuser: maybe one day 🤔
elbaoward: my work here is done 🥹
ynuser: you are a magician. how’d you know we were perfect for each other?
elbaoward: bc i know my best friend 🤍
ynuser: te amo elba 🫶🏻
redbullracing: can’t wait to see you in vegas!
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patriciooward: gentle mornings with my hermanas
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user12: oh max is in the likes 👀
ynuser: why do you insist on picking the worst photos
patriciooward: it’s my brand
elbaoward: 💁🏻♀️
maxverstappen1: send me the last pic
patriciooward: done!
ynuser: PATO wtf
user12: user13 you were right
user1: oh to have gentle mornings with pato 😭
user3: i love that he calls y/n his sister too
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ynuser: la vida últimamente [life lately]
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yourbff: ugh the red hair suits you
ynuser: i agree 🥹
maxverstappen1: prettiest girl in the whole world
ynuser: mi amor 🥹 i love you 🤍
maxverstappen1: te amo
elbaoward: the spanish 😭🥹🩷
maxverstappen1: i’m working on it!
iamrebeccad: dinner last night was so fun. let’s do it again 🤍
ynuser: i’d love that!! see you in vegas darling
patriciooward: oh so you’ll post but not answer my texts
ynuser: yes exactly
friend1: hermosa chica [beautiful girl]
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user2: max emilian the man that you are
user4: screaming crying throwing up. i can’t believe he’s off the market
ynuser: my man my man my man 😍
maxverstappen1: that’s me baby
ynuser: thanks for inviting me to vegas with you
maxverstappen1: schjate you’re invited everywhere with me. i never want to be without you
ynuser: omg you big softie
charlesleclerc: oh she’s got you dressing up now too?
maxverstappen1: i want to look nice for my girl what can i say
charlesleclerc: oh he’s in love
maxverstappen1: 🤭 maybe
user5: i ! can’t believe you’re not wearing skinny jeans. the power she must have
schecoperez: i like this girl 😉
maxverstappen1: me too
user6: the emoji???????? max i’m speechless who are you
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yourbff: god you’re gorgeous. have so much fun at the race baby
ynuser: thank you bebe. vegas is amazing - i am having the best time
yourbff: living vicariously through you 🥹
maxverstappen1: you have no business looking this good especially when there’s nothing i can do about it 😫
ynuser: win me the race and you can have me as a prize later 😉
maxverstappen1: you got it baby
elbaoward: are you in red bull hospitality??? come to mclaren i want to see youuuuu
ynuser: yes i’m in red bull but will cross enemy lines for you gorgeous
patriciooward: hermana donde estas? [sister where are you?]
ynuser: omw patito
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f1gossip: in an interview earlier today max confirmed his relationship with, y/n y/l/n. y/n is childhood friends with elba and pato o’ward and it turns out that the siblings introduced max and y/n in miami earlier this season. the pair hit it off immediately according to max and “it was the closest thing to love at first sight he’d ever experienced.” she’s in attendance today at the grand prix! let us know if you get the chance to meet her and if there’s any further intel you get
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user1: ohhhhh max 🥹
user2: this interview melted my heart. he looked so genuinely happy to be talking about her
user7: i love seeing him happy
user3: i’m obsessed with them already. perhaps my new favorite wag
user4: love at first sight???? i’m not crying! you are!!
user6: the way max also talked about trying to learn spanish for her because she’s mexican and how he’s also trying to teach her some of his language too 🥹😭
user8: this is the sweetest thing. that is true love idc what any of yall say
user5: i hope a love like this finds me one day
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maxverstappen1: vegas you were a fun one - thanks for having me and y/n/n!
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user2: y/n/n 😭
user4: crying my eyes out
user6: yayyy maxie!!! glad to see you on the podium again
ynuser: te amo mucho vegas 🤍
maxverstappen1: and you te amo mucho me too right?
ynuser: omg yes maxie. i love you endlessly
user14: SIMP
user15: max asking for validation has done something to me.
charlesleclerc: great drive max!
patriciooward: take care of my girl ok?
maxverstappen1: you got it pato! no need to worry
redbullracing: our champion 💪🏻
user8: jealousy isn’t cute on me but here we are
゚. ✿ ୨❤︎୧⠀✿ . ゚
a/n: thank you for reading!! reblogs, feedback and likes are very appreciated 🫶🏻
゚. ✿ ୨❤︎୧⠀✿ . ゚
disclaimer: pictures are not mine and everything i write is fiction
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#f1 fandom#formula 1#f1 fanfic#f1 imagine#f1 smau#f1 social media au#f1 x reader#formula 1 fanfic#formula 1 imagine#formula 1 x reader#formula 1 smau#max verstappen social media au#max verstappen smau#max verstappen x you#max verstappen x reader#max verstappen imagine#max verstappen fanfic#mv33 x reader#mv33 x you#mv1 x you#mv33 imagine#mv33 fic#mv1 fic#mv1 imagine#mv1 x reader#mv33#mv1
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KOSA update:
For anyone who hasn't seen (me included lol), the verge has put out an article about KOSA and how its not as clear if congress will pass it now as multiple other bills are competing against it and legislators are struggling to decide which to back.
https://www.theverge.com/2024/2/29/24086559/kids-online-safety-act-schatz-tech-groups
One of the proposed bills is this one
In short, instead of making a bunch of tech bros surrogate parents on the internet, instead it would invest a ton of money into actually going after and investigating actual child predators, modernize the cyber tipline, and do research on prevention/ detection programs, among a few other things.
So please, if you're American, you still have time to call up your reps and tell them you're against Kosa, which is good, but giving them suggestions like this bill is better
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Need Your Help😭💔
Don't Scroll 🛑
Hey everyone, just reaching out in a really challenging time.
Life’s flipped upside down—went from happy home days to struggling in a tent (check the pics). We're really stuck and could use any help you can give. (Story in Alt text)
Please share, send love, or support if you can. Every bit helps us hold on.☄️
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#gaza#gaza plays peace#free palestine#og#boosting#keep eyes on sudan#sudan#brought to you by me#free gaza#9/11
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Untitled (“Those forever”)
And graft my wife she blue and staying. Those forever.
#poetry#automatically generated text#Patrick Mooney#Markov chains#Markov chain length: 6#223 texts#Kelly lune
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Don't give up! Keep fighting!
Keep streaming!
Keep shouting! Keep emailing! Keep writing letters! Keep hounding them on all social media! Keep signing and sharing the petition! Keep requesting the show!
Don't forget - Netflix is getting a billboard 1.3 miles aka a 5-minute drive from their HQ from October 14 to November 7th.
The cast have our backs and are supporting our efforts.
We can do this.
At 17.9k now!
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22:15 – 정국 (Jungkook)
P: Jungkook x male reader | G: timestamp, smut | Inc: tattooist!Jungkook, sub!Jungkook, dom!reader, petnames, teasing, orgasm denial, Jk's hands being restricted, implied multiple orgasms, filth tbh, I took 'every second, every minute, every hour' and ran with it lmao | Wc: 223 | W: slight D/s dynamic, restriction, orgasm denial,, desc. of pleasure almost being painful (consensually ofc) | R: 18+
Min’s notes: I blame a mf named Jeon Jungkook singing Seven for this ^-^
Sweat drips down Jungkook’s forehead, his head thrown back as he tries to ground himself on y/n’s bed. His head is spinning – how long have the two of them been at this? How long did y/n want to keep this up? All manner of moans and whines slip out of his mouth, only encouraging y/n to keep up his loving torture on Jungkook’s cock. There’s not much Jungkook can do to make it stop; his hands restricted above his head and leaving him exposed and entirely at y/n’s mercy.
“F— fuck, y/n, baby…” The tattooist cries, unable to stop squirming the longer y/n refuses to stop. He’s so close but anymore and Jungkook might just lose his mind. He’s going to start coming dry at this rate. Y/n simply blinks, looking to his boyfriend as his hands just…stop. Jungkook panics, bucking his hips into the younger man’s now still hand, desperately seeking the pleasure that’s keeping him on the edge of pain and holding him there.
“What is it bunny? Do you want me to stop? It is too much for you?” Y/n taunts, tracing circles onto the writhing man’s tip. He huffs, “and here I thought you had stamina~. What was it you said? Every second? Every minute? Every hour?”
Perhaps Jungkook regrets riling y/n up over text.
Perhaps not.
Definitely not.
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More on Utahime's potential in the Shinjuku Showdown Arc
WARNING: DELULU IDEAS + MANGA SPOILERS
So, GOJO HAS RISEN 🥳 (potentially). We'll see in the next chapter or so 😥. There are several ways this could've happened. In this post, however, I will mostly focus on Utahime.
(My reaction to chapter 260 at end of post)
Chapter 259 once again showcased flashbacks of the other characters strategizing against Sukuna, except for Gojo, Utahime, Gakuganji & Ijichi. At this point, one's inclined to believe that team was up to something during the time-skip. It's getting too obvious now.
In this post, I talked about Utahime's potential role in Gojo's revival and/or maybe have another equally important role in this arc.
While some ideas still stand, I thought of some others.
• One of my delulu theories was that Utahime & team could summon Sukuna with his 20th finger to a new vessel (maybe back to Yuuji) or maybe do something else with it, & I just got the idea that what if it's with Nobara's help? With Todo's return & the strange imagery in that recent MV for the opening of the Phantom Parade mobile game, "Avant" by Eve, which potentially foreshadows Gojo's return, & even shows Nobara's Straw Doll CT, Sukuna's new domain, etc., could it be Nobara will return as well? Could she use her Resonance on Sukuna's 20th finger, as it was revealed in 259 that Yuuji's & Sukuna's souls are still connected? (As of right now, it's possible Yuuta may be storing the finger inside Rika, so I wonder about the retrieval of it...)
Another possibility is what if they were doing something with the Prism Realm? That MV showed a bunch of those boxes with creepy eyes, like Sukuna's... What if Gojo's "special training" that he mentioned in 223 had to do with that? Like, maybe his team found a way to train in the box, as time flies differently? Or they were figuring out a way to seal Sukuna? In that same MV, we see paper seals on the boxes, so what if Utahime, as a shrine maiden, made them? Is it possible the team found or created more than one Prism, or something similar?
One thing that worries me is that the only ones who know about Yaga's secret CT are Gakuganji & Gojo. It hasn't been brought up again so... Were they planning something with that? Related to Gojo or maybe Nobara? I don't like the implications, though...
Because of that lingering connection between Sukuna & Yuuji, it seems like Sukuna was able to be a step ahead of everyone due to seeing/sensing all the sorcerers' plans that Yuuji had been a part of during the time-skip. Now, we know that Todo had kept his comeback secret from Yuuji so as not to alert Sukuna. Which could mean...that Utahime's CT was also kept a secret from Yuuji.
Sukuna still doesn't know about it. We know that Yuuji never knew about it while harboring Sukuna, & it seems that this was kept from him even during the time-skip? So, it means that he had no idea what Gojo was planning for his initial attack nor what else he was potentially doing during the time-skip.
Was this Gojo's idea? Did he just want to show off their 200% Hollow Purple? Is it because Utahime is a trump card? And/or is it to protect Utahime? (oof, Gojo, if that's so, we see u~ 👀)
To add to this, we got some recent content that makes me wonder if something regarding Utahime's character may actually happen. This is all mere wishful thinking speculation, of course.
• In the upcoming JJK exhibition (summer 2024), Gege is releasing some rough drafts from the manga & will apparently elaborate on his creative process when making them. One of them is the "You cryin'?" scene from chapter 65.
Out of all his rough drafts, he chose this one as one of the main ones for promo... 👀
In the original text here, Gojo said, "You're weak, so don't go on business trips too often." /OR "You're weak, so don't push yourself too hard."
(translation varies. Here, here, & here for further context)
The text seems to imply that Gojo didn't want Utahime to go so far away for missions (she was 3 hours away by train from Tokyo), or that she shouldn't take on such dangerous missions. Is it because he wouldn't be able to get to her sooner if she needed help, since at the time, he couldn't teleport yet? 👀
Gege changed it to "I came to save you" in the official release. Why, though? We could still tell Gojo was worried for Utahime due to him leaving the supervisor & his teammates behind to go save her from the mansion, forgetting to put up the curtain, & using Blue (which at the time, was exhausting to use) while managing to leave her unscathed. Did Gege think Gojo's concern for Utahime would be too obvious with the original text, though? 😏
• The characters got some updates on their profiles for the upcoming 4th character popularity poll. However, while most of the others got some slight changes, Utahime's only reiterates that she's a very good singer.
(Used Google Translate)
(We wish Gege would just give us more info on her but oh well 😮💨...)
Even this article finds the brief description strange.
Why did Gege bring this up again? Why not simply say she's a very good dancer instead, as we now know? He had said in the 2021 fanbook that her singing is a huge part of her CT, but we have yet to see it in action (unless the chanting for her 120% counted?). Some people had already lost hope that we'd get it, so is he implying that it's still something to look forward to? That her VA, Yoko Hikasa's singing talent, won't actually go to waste in the future? That Utahime still has a role to play? 👀
• On April 2, in order to commemorate Vol. 26 of the manga (containing infamous chapter 236), Shounen Jump uploaded a lofi video to their official YouTube channel in which we see edited versions of Gojo's memories. These mysterious edits have made people theorize that Gojo's memories have become a distorted mess in his brain, which is implied to be damaged in his (potentially) current state between life & death.
Utahime & Shoko appear with Gojo in one of the images.
Both girls have been theorized to help bring back Gojo. Utahime seems to be the focal point here, however, while Shoko is more in the background. Her appearance is that of her & Gojo's phone call scene, which had lasted 3min 41s in the anime (341, guys). Why is Utahime more prominent to him here, instead of his former teammate & closest friend?
(Full delulu) Could this be foreshadowing that Utahime will be the one to call Gojo back from the airport? That she will use her singing to reach him? Lure him like a siren or something? Or, like I said before in my aforementioned delulu post, does her singing have healing abilities?
Got the idea from this post that in the edit, it's like Gojo's heading (north) towards the girls, & since Utahime is at the center (of Gojo's distorted memory, mind u 😌), could it be implying she really will be the key to help guide him back? While Shoko is busy healing him?
AND SO...onto chapter 260:
GOJO HAS RISEN?! 🤩
(Gege, u better not be playing... Sukuna better not be hallucinating or smth...😑)
Right now, the Binding Vow theory seems the most popular, & while I don't like it, it's still possible. However, would this discredit the theory that Shoko healed him? And/or that Utahime buffed her? Maybe not. Shoko did say in 258 that the efficacy of her RCT can depend on the person's body/CE being healed. So, would Gojo have had to give up something, like his right eye, in order for Shoko's RCT to work, in case his CE was rejecting hers? 🤔😓
Gege will explain what's going on in the next chapters. As Gojo's return does seem rather sudden & random, it's possible it may not be official YET, but it doesn't mean it won't happen. So if this is a fluke, I do believe Gojo will return at a crucial moment.
Whether it was/will be thru a BV or with outside help, we will see. Either way, this also means that Utahime is coming back!! We'll finally see her again!! Where there is Gojo, there is Utahime. WE'RE GETTING THAT FLASHBACK, TRUST. Incredible how Gege timed this so closely with last year's chapter 222 in May, in which Gojo gets unsealed, & then in 223, Utahime reappears after a long absence WITH him. WILL GEGE DO THIS AGAIN? OH, MAN-
Ok, I know I'm fully delulu & Gege may go against all our expectations in the next chapter or so, so I'll try to keep them low. We'll see... He's not off the hook yet... 😕😫
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Concerning the "Laws and Customs among the Eldar” chapter in "Morgoth's Ring"
This particular chapter is always brought up when Sauron x Galadriel is being discussed, or even as an argument against “Rings of Power” legitimacy as a Tolkien adaptation, and to “prove” how it’s impossible for Galadriel to have romantic feelings for Halbrand as confirmed by Director and executive producer Charlotte Brändström, because she’s already married to another.
This essay paints a very idillic and romanticized view of Elven marriage, and the Catholic inspiration is very visible here. Everything that’s written is the perfect Catholic marriage and conduct: no premarital sex, no casual sex, monogamy for live, divorce is forbidden, sex is marriage, sex = children, marriage is always out of love and free-will, sex is a sacred bound between two elves, an unique and eternal bound. And so on.
All of this seems very straightforward, except for the part the Tolkien fandom seems to collectively ignore Christopher Tolkien notes on this chapter, where he provides context and explanation for what’s actually written.
The Context
The “Laws and Customs among the Eldar” essay, Christopher tell us, were two manuscripts (one which Tolkien left unfinished), that he arranged as he saw fit and he goes to great lengths in “Morgoth’s Ring” to explain his decision. To him, this essay wasn’t a part of “The Silmarillion”: “There is no indication that it was intended to stand in the text of the Quenta Silmarillion, but there can scarcely be any question that my father did so intend it.” He recognizes, however: “it’s not easy to say from what fictional perspective Laws and Customs among the Eldar was composed”.
As I have explained (p. 199), I have found that the best method of presenting the material is to give at this point the long essay concerning the nature and customs of the Eldar, although of course it cannot be said to be a part of the Quenta Silmarillion.
What’s the problem? Tolkien was on longer alive to either confirm or deny this. If this essay was, indeed, a part of “Quenta Silmarillion”, it means it was written by the Eldar loremasters (like everything that’s written in the mentioned work), and what we have here is a biased account of events.
However, Christopher Tolkien believes this essay is written from the POV of mortal loremasters (Men):
There is a reference to the Elves who linger in Middle-earth 'in these after-days' (p. 223); on the other hand the writer speaks as if the customs of the Noldor were present and observable ('Among the Noldor it may be seen that the making of bread is done mostly by women', p. 214) - though this cannot be pressed. It is clear in any case that it is presented as the work, not of one of the Eldar, but of a Man: the observation about the variety of the names borne by the Eldar, 'which … may to us seem bewildering' (p. 216; found in both texts, in different words) is decisive.
What does this mean? This account is the product of second-hand observation, and probably not the most reliable source of information about Eldar lifestyle (sort of speak). Either way, this essay is either a biased account (Eldar POV) or one born of observation and second-hand information (Men POV).
Christopher does write: “in this account the lives and customs of the Eldar have been considered mainly in their natural courses in days untroubled, and in accordance with their true nature unmarred. But, as has been said, the Eldar did not escape the Shadow upon Arda, that caused both misfortunes and misdeeds to afflict them.”
It must be understood that what has yet been said concerning Eldarin marriage refers to its right course and nature in a world unmarred, or to the manners of those uncorrupted by the Shadow and to days of peace and order. But nothing, as has been said, utterly avoids the Shadow upon Arda or is wholly unmarred, so as to proceed unhindered upon its right courses. In the Elder Days, and in the ages before the Dominion of Men, there were times of great trouble and many griefs and evil chances; and Death afflicted all the Eldar, as it did all other living things in Arda save the Valar only.
Now, this seems to imply that this essay is meant to be interpreted as how the Elves would conduct themselves if they had remained in Valinor (natural course in days of untroubled), and if Morgoth has not corrupted Arda (unmarred). Not how they actually behave in the legendarium.
For Christopher Tolkien, the marriage and the children bits weren’t even the core message of this essay, immortality is, because death (mortality vs. immortality) is one of the major themes of Tolkien work:
[...] all these questions are very secondary to the import of the work itself: a comprehensive (if sometimes obscure, and tantalising in its obscurity) declaration of his thought at that time on fundamental aspects of the nature of the Quendi, distinguishing them from Men: the power of the incarnate fea (spirit) in relation to the body; the 'consuming' of the body by the fea; the destiny of Elvish spirits, ordained by Eru, 'to dwell in Arda for all the life of Arda'; the meaning of death for such beings, and of existence after death; the nature of Elvish re-birth; and the consequences of the Marring of Arda by Melkor.”
And this is why folks need to read Tolkien letters and Christopher Tolkien’s notes and introductions. Otherwise, you won't understand what's actually being said, and what the message is.
And with this context, all the “exceptions” and “contradictions” to this essay in the legendarium became clear and make sense. They aren’t paradoxal, at all. It’s this particular essay that shouldn’t be taken a such face value.
The so-called “Contradictions”
For the sake of the argument, let’s see some examples on the legendarium that contradict this essay.
"Permanent marriage was in accordance with elvish nature, and they never had need of any law to teach this or to enforce it." and "the Eldar wedded once only in life".
We have the exceptional case of Finwë. Interestingly enough, Christopher Tolkien mentions Finwë and Míriel (Feänor parents) in his introduction note to this essay, however it’s not the “re-marrying” bit that strikes him as odd and contradictory to his father writing, but Míriel wanting to die (for real), which is “unnatural” to an Elf. Elves were gifted with immortality by Eru Ilúvatar, and only Him can give or take immortality (not the Valar).
In short, Míriel spent so much for her spirit (fëa) being pregnant and giving birth to Fëanor, she wanted to die. Her spirit left her body (hröa) and went to the Hall of Mandos and she refused to be re-embodied. Afterwards, Finwë was allowed, by the Valar, to marry Indis, and had four children with her (among them was Galadriel’s father, Finarfin). This is only exception of re-marrying and sort of explains why divorce is forbidden among the Eldar because all the Noldor problems are blamed on it.
"Marriage is chiefly of the body, for it is achieved by bodily union, and its first operation is the begetting of the bodies of children".
This implies that the only purpose for Elven sex is to have children. However, Tolkien himself contradicts this view in another work:
"the act of procreation, being of a will and desire shared and indeed controlled by the fëa [soul], was achieved at the speed of other conscious and willful acts of delight or of making. It was one of the acts of chief delight, in process and in memory, in an Elvish life, but its intensity alone provided its importance, not its time or length: it could not have been endured for a great length of time, without disastrous “expense”. But the act of procreation not being one of growth until the union of the seed and being under control off the will does not take long - though it is longer and of more intense delight in Elves than in Men: too intense to be long endured.” "The Nature of Middle-earth"
The “act of procreation not being one of growth until the union of the seed” is a clear reference to “childless sex”; sex where children are not the purpose nor end result of. This seems to indicative that Elves can control whenever they want to reproduce or not. After all, a Elven child is a combination of the will and soul of the two parents, and this is the true “union of souls”.
This might seem a bit bizarre, but maybe the explanation is that Elven-women biology is alike that of mortal women, where reproductive circles exist, and women have a “fertile window”.
[...] her Sindarin name was Galadriel, "for it was the most beautiful of her names, and had been given to her by her lover, Teleporno of the Teleri, whom she wedded later in Beleriand. Unfinished Tales
In his Letter 43, Tolkien somewhat explains what he means by "lover": a man's dealings with women can be purely physical (they cannot really, of course: but I mean he can refuse to take other things into account, to the great damage of his soul (and body) and theirs); or 'friendly'; or can be a 'lover' (engaging and blending all his affections and powers of mind and body in a complex emotion powerfully coloured and energized by 'sex'). So much for the “no premarital sex”…
"seldom is any tale told of deeds of lust among them [Eldar]."
"But among all these evils there is no record of any among the Elves that took another's spouse by force; for this was wholly against their nature, and one so forced would have rejected bodily life and passed to Mandos"
Contradicting this, we have the cases of the brothers Celegorm and Curufin (Sons of Fëanor) with Lúthien. Of course, neither of these characters took Lúthien as wife by force, but this episode alone contradicts the “against their nature” bit and how there are no tales of deeds of lust among the Eldar.
In “Lay of Leithian”, Lúthien gets captured by the brothers Celegorm and Curufin. They hold her captive; they seize her and even strip her of her (magical) cloak. By removing Lúthien’s cloak, the brothers are, also, striping her of some of her power, making her vulnerable to them. Celegorm becomes enamored by Lúthien’s beauty and wants to take her as wife by force, by coercing her father, Thingol, into an alliance. She escapes thanks to Huan, the Hound of Valinor, but the brothers would go on to try to seize her, again, but this time she’s already with Beren.
**Trigger warning: mentions of sexual assault**
“The Eldar wedded once only in life, and for love"
"Their families, or houses, were held together by love and a deep feeling for kinship in mind and body."
"But these ceremonies were not rites necessary to marriage […] It was the act of bodily union that achieved marriage, and after which the indissoluble bond was complete."
There’s a tale that contradicts all of this, in the Tolkien legendarium. And that’s the story of Aredhel and Eöl the Dark Elf (“The Silmarillion”, “The Nature of Middle-earth” and “Morgoth’s Ring”).
Aredhel, the “White Lady of Gondolin”, was Fingolfin's daughter, and she lived in Gondolin with her brother Turgon. Gondolin was a isolated kingdom, and Aredhel was an adventurous spirit who felt trapped. One day, she’s granted permission to leave, and she intents to meet with the Sons of Fëanor. Anyway, she eventually gets separated from her escort and finds herself in the dark forest of Nan Elmoth.
In “History of Middle-Earth”, Tolkien writes: “Eöl found Irith, the sister of King Turgon, astray in the wild near his dwelling, and he took her to wife by force: a very wicked deed in the eyes of the Eldar.”
The account in “The Silmarillion” paints a somewhat different picture, even though it recognizes that Eöl used spells to trap Aredhel and force her deeper into the forest, until she arrived at his doorstep: “And when Aredhel, weary with wandering, came at last to his doors, he revealed himself; and he welcomed her, and led her into his house. And there she remained; for Eol took her to wife, and it was long ere any of her kin heard of her again. It is not said that Aredhel was wholly unwilling, nor that her life in Nan Elmoth was hateful to her for many years.”
Some say Tolkien changed his version but this comes from a misunderstanding of what “The Silmarillion” is and how it’s pretty much a case of unreliable narrators. When Tolkien writes that Eöl took Aredhel “to wife by force” is a very clear indication that he raped her (precisely because sex = marriage to the Eldar).
In both cases, Aredhel stays with Eöl (alive), bears him a child (Maeglin), but she escapes back to Gondolin when she gets the chance. The tale ends in tragedy, because Aredhel is impaled by Eöl poisoned javelin.
This tale alone contradicts everything that’s written in the “Laws and Customs among the Eldar” essay, because not only Eöl takes Aredhel as wife by force, but he also isolates her from the world and this entire marriage screams abuse and physiological and physical violence. So much for the idillic Elven married life…
In this story we have even more evidence against the “Eldar customs” essay. After Aredhel escapes, Eöl chases after her, and runs into Curufin, her cousin. Eöl invokes Aredhel’s status as his wife, as means to “get her back”. And Curufin answers this: "Those who steal the daughters of the Noldor and wed them without gift or leave do not gain kinship with their kin.”
Apparently, sex alone is not enough to consider a couple married at the eyes of the Noldor, nor is it a "indissoluble bond". What Curufin is saying is that the Noldor didn't consent to the marriage nor were given any "tribute" (gift), and that Eöl has wronged the Noldor as a whole, not only Aredhel, and he has no "right" to her (even, thought, they have a child together). And this is a very pagan way of thinking (probably from the germanic inspiration Tolkien used for his lore), and contradicts the Catholic views of the "Eldar customs" essay.
The “love eternal” and “Elves are emotionally monogamous for life" is a fandom headcanon. There’s no textual evidence of this, not even in the “Laws and Customs among the Eldar” essay. When Tolkien writes “indissoluble” it means there is no divorce, the couple is stuck together forever, never mind how they’ll eventually feel about each other in the future. In “The Nature of Middle-earth", Tolkien does write Elven couples outgrow their “sexual needs” after children are born and devote themselves to other intellectual pursuits, and usually lead separate lives.
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“You are giving me headaches,” Remus complained. “We have exams in two days and you haven't even looked at the book.”
Sirius shrugged. “It's not good.”
“It's what the newest edition of a DADA prof gave us for reference.” Remus wasn't glad either, the old-fashioned text was too winded for his tastes, but outright calling it bad wasn't about to gain him any favours when the exam was done. “Besides good or no, it wouldn't hurt you to read.”
“I do read.” Sirius shoved over a smaller book, not shrunk, but actually small. THE THEORY OF SELFDEFENCE. “You can have it, I am finished.”
“After the exam, maybe,” Remus sighed in exasperation.#
“Won't help then, don't you think?” Sirius sighed, and sat down next to him. “It's from the family library. Same curriculum and then some. Better. If the teacher fails me based on that, he's delusional, and dad will rip him a new one.” He shrugged.
“I thought your parents are...” It was hard to describe.
“They are harsh, but not delusional. If I do good work and get failed... Father might punish me, but he sure as hell won't suffer an insult to the Black name.”
“How does that help me?”
“We've revised together, haven't we?” For a given value of revising.
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