#but i think its funny

[rayofsundreams]

[thelovebat]

they were made for eachother

[judasgot-it]

Bsd men who actually want a long-term long-distance low-commitment casual girlfriend, and Bsd men who would piss and shit their pants if they saw their GF hug another man

(I was thinking about ken from the barbie movie and had a realization. I needed a silly you guys. A silly)

Could NOT handle a long-term long-distance low-commitment casual girlfriend -

Nikolai - Says he wants it, even says it should be an 'open relationship' but then the moment he sees his GF talk to another man he's pissing over himself and crying about how it's not fair

Dazai - he would rather kill himself. Literally.

Tecchou - he's probably the type of guy to SAY he's chill and then the moment someone says something bad about his GF he's throwing hands

Is the walking devil incarnate and doesn't believe in monogamy -

Fyodor - has 4 discord kittens and definitely calls all of his enemies 'pookie' to feel a sliver of affection. Definitely plays porn games but dw it's a puzzle game so it doesn't count (he's in denial)

Ango - this slut can't even choose which organization to spy on, he is the definition of a WHORE

Tachihara - same as Ango although he wouldn't cry about it. He owns up to his sluttyness. A proud streetwalker.

[ollieoooop]

Watching Ranma 1/2. Everyone. We have finally found it. The Gender Fluid.

[hurrayprilmusic]

[zero13-constantine]

Starscream: Lord Megatron! Please don't do this to me! I beg of you!

Megatron: This has to be done to achieve my higher goals.

Starscream: No!

Megatron: *places down plus 4 card* Uno.

*Knockout in the background throwing his cards at Soundwave*

[dovewingkinnie]

good friends (he was brutally murdered several times by toy freddy before this picture)

[iambecomeahamburger]

:3

[kobolding]

Edit: fuck it take a doodle page

[trenchcrows]

I think in the tmagp world Jon and Martin just did one of those voice recordings for money when they were in uni or whatever and that's why their voices are in fr3-d1

[realalpacorn]

okay but imagine noir in present times seeing the pricetag for something and going ballistic at how expensive it is, peni being like "oh in my universe it costs even more" bc her universe is centuries in the future and the others just being "yeah inflations's a bitch" with an addition of hobie's "blame capitalism".

[asmogorna]

I've said this on every other platform and said this to every one of my friends but

They're the same

I'm not insane right you're seeing this too

This is the most hilarious thing to me at 2 am cus why is Scourge Gee's fursona where am i

[neon-kazoo]

Hero/Villain Prompt- Bargaining

Villain: “I let them live, and in exchange, I get to kill you.”

Hero: “Would you settle for me just being dead?”

Villain: …

Hero: “You can watch, confirm even! It’s just, you’re not the only one that wants to kill me, and I kinda already bargained that away.”

[godofhonse]

Jason: arg I kill people, duffle bag full of heads, emo emo, edgy edgy

Cass: when I was 8 I ripped a man's throat out with my bare hands

Jason: . . .

Jason: jesus

[doom-dreaming]

idk what Mr. City put into "fireflies" but that shit will never not slap

[top3detective]

about to show up to this kid's college just to fuck with him. wish me luck lmao