#2024 dnp predictions

[lesbiandanhowell]

I have slowly been coming up with unhinged dan and phil 2024 predictions, some more and some less realistic but you get to pick

dan will casually wear a skirt at one point

he/ they dan

dan wears more make up

they will continue but not finish their It Takes Two series (they'll finish it in 2025)

they will release or at least announce a podcast

more tour teasers (announcement in 2025 tho)

they get a cat

more PJ collab videos, some kind of big creative project (think the funeral video)

we will get the WAD movie and re-release of the merch

they do some kind of liveshow again

they go on some kind of vacation and are radio silent for weeks and we all lose our minds (I can't explain this one)

Phil uploads a video with Dan and Kath (if it's a "who knows Phil better" they let Kath win)

some kind of appearance of Sophie in a video

[slayter-kinney]

made this draft back in january and ran out of ideas but here:

2024 dnp predictions :-)

-tiktok zoomers “discover” dan formerly being a fan of k*nye w*st and launch a cancel campaign

-video is uploaded to DNPG titled “the vegas video” but is obviously completely unrelated

-they make a fitness channel for april fools à la dan and phil crafts

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[serendipnpipity]

My phredictions for Phride Month 2024...

Dan wears a wig. Mostly cuz I'm holding out for dnp drag and didn't he mention this recently?

DINOK trailer drops on Dan's birthday.

Thomas Sanders collab. No real reason, just vibes 💖

.... next... ?? is a dnp-designed video game from the makers of Dragon City

Dab and Evan adopt a child. Or a dog.

Dan and Phil adopt a dog.

They do a livestream for Dan's birthday, and one of them accidentally phard phaunches à la 2015-coming-out-fic.

They get mentioned in mainstream media for a reason OTHER THAN a phard phaunch.

Breakup-themed clickbait title. Bonus points if this is the phard phaunch.

They do not phard phaunch. They do nothing at all out of the ordinary for June. The gays are sad.

Phride 2024 Bingo Card!

[absolutefilthimsosorry]

Y’all are so fire with your 2024 predictions. I’m gonna try not to repeat ones I’ve seen so here’s some filthy ones from me:

- Another furry adjacent photo from dan like the catboy one except this time the tail is a distinctive one that someone finds online and is undeniably one with a plug

- Sponsorship from a sex toys company. Idk if bad dragon do sponsorships but 👀

- Dan and Phil react to The Urge and The Hand. This is a thinly veiled excuse to reiterate that they’re totally fine with us writing about them and making phanart and is actually them asking us to write and draw more filth for them

- Dan in a leather harness and choker. ‘For fashion’ (I don’t think they’re anywhere near this kinky but I think Dan likes to imagine he could be!)

- More Phil ass content. Specifically Phil in tight underwear candid from dan bc I think he’s moving past ‘this is mine hands off’ possessive to ‘look at my man’s amazing ass aren’t you jealous’ possessive

- Video of dan sucking something phallic (the ice lolly pics but up a gear. More like the old banana clip)

- Phil in something like the cat maid outfit but better quality/ a better fit. Maybe in a vpmo3 on AP? (A girl can dream)

- Something I can’t even begin to predict to one up the onlyphans nude on april 1st. I’m already scared.

[cemeterygrace]

worst tit prediction ever: they talk about the vday video and i explode on the spot

[queercatwithhat]

should i do dnp 2024 predictions or is that just silly now?

ah, fuck it

MY DAN AND PHIL 2024 PREDICTIONS ^__^

they change the name of their joint channel, maybe to "dan and phil"

phil gets a tattoo!

dan introduces a new concept for his main channel

they start a podcast and it's got the unhinged stereo energy

a cute selfie just randomly captioned "date night" gets posted cause they just don't gaf anymore

dab and evan get a child and this child has the yet strangest name, not the obvious "devan"

catboy phil somehow

daniel howell will wear a black, longer skirt and look beautiful

they go undercover as stan accounts and we all lose our shit

some sort of accident during a gaming video

amazingdan reactions

dan does not shut up about phil's ass

cornelia posts another tweet about them that's calling them best gay uncles or something like that

they start playing a long, emotional storygame like life is strange or detroit become human and one of them cries

they upload a video on valentines day and whatever it is, it's so corny that no one knows wether or not they're just fucking with us

they do another mukbang and this time dan talks a bit about the we're all doomed recording just like last time when they we're chatting about the interactive introverts dvd

also small addition; this mukbang isn't pizza again, instead i'm feeling indian, like yes shove that samosa in my mouth plz

seth everman comeback just for phil

phil announces a big, creative solo project (go phil go!!!!)

they announce a tour for 2025

full phouse tour never happens but they do show us some areas of it and we all realize they're not just rich, they're rich rich

think that's it for now =P

[dnphan]

need to make my 2024 dnp predictions but i am not creative and also scared to fail

[simplydnp]

be honest with me. what are the chances of a hard launch in june

anon this question goes back years. and the thing is. we have been right once before.

you ask me this this time last year? fuck no. i might even quip that dapg would come back before dnp would hard launch. well. look at us now.

and even then, you look back on the content they started with in the revival--it honestly kind of felt exactly like where we left off, only a lot more explicitly queer (we stan). and then... trying to see without my glasses 2. and bang, spooky week happened. and that shifted the balance. we suddenly got slo-mo replays of handholds. day, after day, after day, finishing with the absolute masterpiece of halloween baking cinnamon rolls. in all honesty it was so much more than i'd've ever expected from them. truly another post-baking universe.

and it never really slowed down. suddenly we had cat prom photos, catboy butlers, catboy dan w/ phil photography credit, theyre 'wrestling' --running us full throttle into gamingmas, the first since 2017. and every day we had a new thing to freak out over: standing close. golf jokes. and then... pinof reacts. i don't know what compelled them to do it but i do have speculations. genuinely, i think they wanted to defang a lot of their history. we treated pinof 1, especially, with this... reverance. and it wasn't talked about too publicly--and dnp didnt do it either. so if they really wanted to move on, to bring down the walls, open the floodgates, define this new era: they had to throw the first stone. and they did. quite heartily too. suddenly this almost taboo part of their history--almost too intimate to be perceived--was on the table. and we were talking about it. joking about it. giving clear signals of 'we see it, it's okay.' and suddenly we existed in a post-pinof reacts world. of anything, i would've never predicted they would've done that. absolutely wild. follow that with it takes two being so chill and fond. incohearant being so blatant and heartfelt. trombone champ being unhinged and chaotic. the genuine and sweet complimenting of each other in the red carpet video. devan wedding... happilyphoreverafter... we crashed forward in time. never knowing what would be next. where is the line? how far will they go.

they teased us with japhan honeymoon and we knew 2024 would be wild. but we didn't know how much. from wdapteo 2023, to specific reminiscing about japan w/ devan, WAD happening, and phil playing a huge role in it all--from the orange carpet hosting, to 'ive been in *sex noises* with phil from the start!', to 'remote crisis manager phil lester', to dan saying he can stay during the thank you.

one of the biggest videos so far this year was the tiktok likes one. i will be forever haunted by the dog eating cheeseburger and willy wonka tiktoks--theres some things i was never meant to know. and yet. they tell us. explicitly.

every single video on amazingphil since the return of dapg has mentioned or featured dan. there's been a palpable shift in the way they interact. have you seen the way phil has been glowing in videos lately? this guy is on cloud nine all the time. it's really not hard to see why.

the energy of keep or yeet w/ dan... the absolute Lack of pretense of it all. phan twitter... watch your step baby girl...

dan and phil fucking crafts. talk about an unexpected return. legacy defining, one might even say. we're still in this tailspin of what everything means and they drop this insanely iconic video on us. from the storytelling to the production to the aesthetic--and its all capped off by explicit handholding. yes, it was part of the sacrifice. but hand in hand, the heart dan ripped from phils chest in one, and the knife that did it in the other... oh boy. we're really in it now. and then they put it on fucking merch. genius. truly no one does it like them.

and the foot has been on the accelerator since. dan and phil connections, shuffleboard & mocktails, getting deep slumber party, acknowledgement & approval of fics (yes previously given but never like this)--hell, even the sims today was wild for 'is their love language horrible banter 👀'.

you didn't ask for an essay but i gave you one. all of this to say, they've been moving the line. quite intentionally so. they intentionally revived their joint branding. they are 'dan and phil' again, and seem happier than ever about it, and i think that means something. they're saying things they never would have before--out of the closet or not.

as for june... 5 years since coming out is a big deal. so is this year being 15 years of dnp. hell, so is this year for being the first out pride month where they're explicitly a duo and regularly making content together. they're sentimental, there will be something.

my craziest idea is reacting to their coming out videos ✌️😔 --but i don't think it'll actually happen. as for more realistic, i could see pride merch. and however that goes will be significant, in my opinion. i'm excited and curious.

i don't know if they'll hard launch. it's hard to put all of the implications, complications, and speculations back into the box once it's opened. dan's talked about it before--wanting to be able to fuck up and not be publically executed, instead, being able to learn and grow and work it out. i think that's a very understandable stance to have. very grounded. we'd have to ask him if tour/dapg has changed that now. i do think he's had some sort of life epiphany--whether it's about that specifically, only he can say. but i think it's there.

even if i portray a lot of level-headedness, i wear my clown nose with pride. sometimes the only option is to go with whatever is funniest at the time. they're both jokesters, so they could commit to a bit like that. but it's also like, it can be too serious for them to want to joke about. i don't know. i think we're in this almost beautiful state right now--the we know you know of it all. there's no expectations, no demands to be met, no obligations of types of content. they're happy. we're happy. it depends on if they feel ready. if they want to. we'll be here, always.

[thinking-emoji]

I'm seeing your 2024 predictions and they're so fun, I wanted to join in! Here's what I absolutely believe will happen in 2024:

- Both Dan and Phil expand their presence here on Tumblr. Tumblr phannies panic.

- Twitter phannies cancel dnp for being on Tumblr. After all, people on Tumblr are all problematic!

- Dnp let us decide via a poll which game should become a series on dnpg. Dragon City wins unexpectedly.

- Tier list video on dnpg: Ranking Phan Conspiracy Theories! It turns out that the theories are mostly post-hiatus, and we do not recognise the majority of them.

- Dating app sponsorship with similar levels of credibility as the old tinder sponsorships, just gay this time

- Phil posts about another medical experience and gets armchair diagnosed by phannies with some rare disease. Further research shows that this "disease" does not actually exist in the medical literature.

- Cornelia/Martyn break up rumours

- They take a 4 month summer break and we lose our fucking minds

- WAD is released for streaming. Shortly after, the streaming platform it's released on is exposed to have very unfortunate political affiliations.

- Phil changes his hair again. And again. And again! He's discovered that he can change his hair after all these years with the fringe. Now he's unstoppable!

- Dan announces a live show - in Mexico City! In order to, his words, "make up for the II clusterfuck". At last minute, the show is cancelled.

- Conversely, dnp go on a holiday to Iceland, where the one Icelandic person who watches them meets them by pure chance at a bar in Reykjavik.

- The Christmas tree delivery guy finally wears a kilt this year! Phil takes a celebratory selfie with him (and the tree) at their front door, posts it, a casual new viewer submits the picture to one of those geoguessr youtubers, who then outs dnp's address to their surprisingly large audience.

[tarotphil]

2024 dnp predictions!

- phil as creative lead on a video game announcement 👁️👁️

- they do a red carpet and dan absolutely turns it out and gets lots of mainstream attention

- they get another fish but do the thing parents do on Instagram where they cover their child’s face with an emoji, so we don’t get parasocially attached to this one

- dan starts doing 20 hour video essays

- they do valentine’s baking or valentine’s card making just to fuck with us

- phil starts doing horror movie and book reviews (please please please please please pl)

- they try dnd again, this time for the gaming channel, but are still really annoying and get kicked out of the group again, but now it’s on camera

- phil makes good on his threats to go blonde

[what-a-childishthing]

dnp 2024 predictions

- phil finally trips down the floating staircase and dan brings it up in every video

- dalien bisexual arc

- new angle of the phouse creates a conspiracy theory

- dab and evan’s japan honeymoon breaks tumblr. dan and phil trend for a week

- dan grows his hair out (please) and phil gets more ginger (pleaaaaaaseeeee)

[viewerspookyhappenings]

dan and phil predictions 2024

- some sort of media reaction (film/tv show watch along reaction)

- reactions to phan vids/theories and saying which ones are correct

- reading phanfic

- couple picture that overshadows april fools day last year (not more nude but maybe more explicitly coupley)

- nude calendar 2025 (the phutt calendar if you will)

- wad film reaction/commentary???

- livestream (plssss)

- some sort of daily vlog (shoot day for something??)

- bdsm dnp plushies

- drunk vid

- *adult* spon

- tour announcement

- tatinof or ii commentary vid

- tumblr tag 4

- some comment about how dab and evan are exactly like them

[yourlegacysnotyourstosee]

Late ahh dnp 2024 predictions:

- Valentines Day Heartthrob episode (they love this game so much) with another twist of some kind is the first dapg video of 2024

❌ first video back on the gaming channel is “will you press the button?”

- WDAPTEO 2023 comes out on very last day of January

❌ technically I predicted wdapteo but it wasn’t put out on January 31st

- Playing the next chapter of poppy playtime during spooky week

❌ they played it in February

- Sims episode of Spooky Week following Daliens emo ass

- Bob and Eliza die of old age, Dil befriends the Grim Reaper when he comes to collect their souls

- Dan and Phil Crafts revival video is taken down no more than 24 hours after it’s posted

✅❌1/2 points. Dnpcrafts video did not get deleted, but it was posted

- Dan makes it his mission to do the worst spon breaks ever/sabotage Phil, whose actually trying (like NordVPN)

✅ counting this as a successful prediction after Dans NordVPN fanfiction moment

- Heart Eyes Howell mention

- Phil wears an Extremely Expensive Shirt and everyone freaks out when those blogs that find people’s clothes post the price

- More crazy conspiracies about a wedding/child/pet/honeymoon

✅ these Phagenda theories are getting out of hand guys…

- Phil goes to the ER at least once

✅Good Lord I didn’t think it would be that bad…

- Dab and Evan make a science baby because Phil wants to know how it works

- They both get Hotter

✅BLONDE PHIL IS DOING THINGS TO ME IM SORRY

- They finally rid the Howlters of Drago, only for the game to crash and the progress to be lost. They view it as a sign that Drago cannot be removed from the household or terrible things will happen

- Alluding to a popular Phanfic that they Shouldn’t Know About

✅ok I know they’ve referenced some before now but the visceral reaction I had to Phil saying “lets not mention any sunburn or hamsters.” Made me qualify it here

- They continue to talk about cursed Lore and make fun of old conspiracy theories that get gradually more niche

✅ yeah that’s happening

- One of Daliens high school friends is abducted while they’re hanging out at the Howlter residence

- DITL of Dan and Phil at Pride

❌wishful thinking tbh

- Some kind of house tour that shows little to none of the actual house

❌dnpcrafts came close…

- Less frequent posting on the gaming channel

[serendipnpipity]

The votes are in!! Let the phoolery begin...

Here we go again! Final bets...

[ahappydnp]

chaotic d&p prediction for 2024! go!

phil full cheeks out on main

holiday in early spring they don't tell us about until one of them is spotted and phannies spend 3 days fighting over whether they're both there or not until they post a joint selfie. phannies still find a reason to fight about it.

some kind of phodcast type deal

something special for the 10 year anniversary of dapg

dan talks about the customer service blog

dan will not shut up about it officially being 15 years and it makes us all want to die

phil project!!!!

the most chaotic and insane baking in the history of dnp

[danandphilplay]

poll constraints means having to group the years which is annoying!!! i started to watch them in 2014 which i am predicting will be a popular answer