#2023/10/17

[georgenotfound-archive]

George in Shadoune's tweet 2023/10/17

[royalarchivist]

[Takes place after Roier sent a message in chat calling for help claiming Cellbit was working for the Federation and had kidnapped them]

Etoiles: Hello! Is everything fine?

Cellbit: Yeah yeah yeah it's ok, it's ok. Just- it's Roier being stupid, it's fine.

Roier: [Pretends to be gagged]

Cellbit: Most of the times you can't believe Roier, yeah. YOU'RE NOT BEING MUFFLED stop pretending you're being muffled!

Bad: Hey, Roier, are you ok? Are you ok?

Jaiden: He's tied up!

Bad: Cellbit, why did you tie him up?!

Cellbit: I didn't do anything, he's just pretending!

Bad: Here, let me help you out. Alright, I'm- I untied you Roier, I untied you. Are you ok?

Roier: [Shakes his head 'no' still "muffled"]

Bad: Oh, oh yeah I forgot. No, actually, I sorta like you like this, keep the gag in, keep the gag in.

Jaiden: You- what, wait, what, what? What?

Roier: [Complains while muffled]

Bad: No, this is way better. This is way better.

Cellbit: Did you know Roier actually wants to build a sex dungeon in his- in his castle?

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Etoiles: Hello! Is everything fine?

Cellbit: Yeah yeah yeah it's ok, it's ok.

Roier: Yes.

Cellbit: Just- it's Roier being stupid, it's fine.

Roier: [Pretends to be gagged]

Etoiles: Ok ok... Oh, ok? Ok ok ok alright, are you scared?

Bad: You are a bad person, Roier.

Cellbit: I'm sorry, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.

Roier: [Still pretending to be gagged]

Cellbit: Most of the times you can't believe Roier, yeah. YOU'RE NOT BEING MUFFLED stop pretending you're being muffled!

Roier: [Keeps going just to spite him]

Etoiles: You're not- you're not- he is-

Bad: Hey, Roier, are you ok? Are you ok?

Jaiden: He's tied up!

Bad: Cellbit, why did you tie him up?!

Cellbit: I didn't do anything, he's just pretending!

Jaiden: Oh my gosh!

Bad: Here, let me help you out. Alright, I'm- I untied you Roier, I untied you. Are you ok?

Roier: [Shakes his head 'no' still "muffled"]

Bad: Oh, oh yeah I forgot. No, actually, I sorta like you like this, keep the gag in, keep the gag in.

Jaiden: You- what, wait, what, what, what?

Roier: [Complains while muffled]

Bad: No, this is way better. This is way better.

Cellbit: Did you know Roier actually wants to build a sex dungeon in his- in his castle?

Roier: [Muffled protest]

Bad: Alright, see you later.

Cellbit: He told me all about it, ok.

Roier: WTF CELLBIT! Wtf!

Cellbit: YOU TOLD ME THAT ONE, you're the one that told me!

Roier: Man, wtf!

Etoiles: No- no kinkshaming man! It's ok. It's ok.

Cellbit: You're the one who told me that.

Roier: No no no. Ok, for now it's not a sex dungeon, but maybe tomorrow or another day-

Cellbit: HEY wtf!

Roier: Oh, yeah now? Now- now what man?

Etoiles: Ok ok, but- but do you have XP if you farm in this sex dungeon?

Roier: Yes.

Etoiles: Ok ok.

Roier: You want- you want to go to my sex dungeon later?

Etoiles: Um, if- if we can have experience-

Cellbit: HEY! I'm right here! WTF!

Roier: HEY MAN, YOU JUST TOLD-

[vhscorp]

Rien n’est plus chouette qu’être sous la couette bien au chaud avec toi…

V. H. SCORP

[mikeywayarchive]

mikeyway: We ain’t getting any younger, but it’s fun to pretend! Presale goes live at 10 am PT - head to the link in my bio for info @whenwewereyoungfest

[Nov 17, 2023]

[ladykissingfish]

*Madara and Hashirama, taking Izuna and Tobirama to a pumpkin patch*

Madara: Geez, will you two hurry it up already?!

Hashirama: Madara. Come on, we talked about this, didn’t we? This is their first time here, they’re excited, so let them take their time picking out a pumpkin.

*the two lean against a fence, watching as Tobirama and Izuna walk slowly up and down rows of pumpkins, stopping to inspect different ones*

Madara: You realize we could have just gotten them large pumpkins from the market, probably at half the cost of what they charge here?

Hashirama: That’s not the point, love. Picking out your own pumpkin on a farm like this just … it has a different flavor to it, that’s all. Let them enjoy themselves. And anyway what are you in such a hurry to leave for? It’s such a gorgeous day! Almost perfect.

Madara: It’s barely 50 degrees and cloudy. How is that perfect?

Hashirama: Perfect fall weather! And besides … I know you don’t like to talk about this but you know that Tobi and Izu really like each other. But Tobi is so shy around him … spending time at places like this is nice for them.

Madara: *sighs* I know, I know. But they’re too young to date; if I see your brother pull anything I’ll break his hand.

Hashirama: You sure are a romance-killer, aren’t you?

Madara: Izuna is my most precious treasure. You think I’m gonna let just anyone take him from me? 

Hashirama: Is he going to be saying the same thing, when I marry you and take you away, mm? *playfully kisses along Madara’s neck*

Madara, blushing: S-stop it, pervert. And I’m not so easily won. You’re going to have to go a long way to convince me that a Senju is worthy of the hand of the mighty Madara Uchiha.

Hashirama: *whispering in Madara’s ear* Funny because your hand isn’t the part of you I’m most interested in ~

*the two make out for a while, until Izuna comes running up to them lugging a huge pumpkin*

Izuna, to Madara: Big brother! I found the best one! It has no spots on it and it’s perfectly round on all sides!

Madara: You certainly picked a big one, didn’t you? Where’s Tobirama?

Izuna: His is so big he can barely lift it!

Madara: I’ll go help him. You wait here with Hashirama. *walks off*

Hashirama: Hey, how about after this you and your brother come back to our house? We can carve the pumpkins and make some snacks and —

Izuna, voice deepening, eyes glowing red: Listen Senju, I don’t care what you do in private but when we’re in public, you won’t be groping and kissing on my brother like that, you got it?! Have some respect for the Uchiha image, asshole. 

Hashirama: I — I —

Izuna: And another thing, slow the hell down. We’re breaking tradition because I’M going to marry Tobirama BEFORE you get married to my brother. Another ten years and he’s mine. Don’t you dare try and upstage our wedding or … *the two tomoe in his eyes swirl in a circle* You will pay. Got it?

Hashirama: G-got it …

*Madara and Tobirama walk up, Madara carrying Tobirama’s pumpkin*

Madara: I think these guys found the biggest pumpkins on this whole farm. Let’s go pay for these then head out of here. We — Hashirama, what’s wrong?? You look like you saw a ghost!

Hashirama, stuttering while glancing nervously at Izuna: I-it’s nothing. M-Madara. J-just a little c-cold is all.

Madara: *moves toward him* Here, let me help you warm up and —

Hashirama: NO! I mean, I’m okay. Er, here … *hands Madara his wallet* You go pay for their pumpkins … I’ve gotta visit the bathroom really quick … *runs off*

Tobirama: Nii-san is acting very strangely. Maybe I should go check on him …

Izuna: I know what will help … do your transformation jutsu and pretend you’re me. When he figures out you fooled him he’ll laugh and feel better!

Tobirama: Good idea … *henges into Izuna* Be right back.

*a few minutes later, blood-curling screams are heard from the bathroom area and Madara and Izuna look to see Hashirama running full-speed from the “fake” Izuna*

Madara: My goodness, Senju’s are certainly strange.

Izuna, grinning: Agreed.

[kadanungra]

Inktober Day 16 & 17 - Angel & Demon The brick shithouse powercouple.

[pocketsizedq]

Quinn has such a pretty smile

this was on the Canucks insta story last night before the tragedy of them losing

[mystery-star]

Whumptober 2023 - Day 17 | Collar

3:10 to Yuma (2007)

[ackergarden]

he can lie about a lot of things... but he can't hide the warmth of his hand.

[georgenotfound-archive]

George in Austin's tweet 2023/10/17

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BLUE EARTH MUSIC FEST 2023 IN MITO @blueearthpj 2023/10/17 (火) 19:09:43 【間もなく開催】 BLUE EARTH MUSIC FEST 2023 IN MITO #BEMF2023 チケットぴあ、ローチケ、イープラスで 音楽フェスの当日引換券を発売中🥰

当日は駐車場が込み合う可能性がございます。 水戸駅周辺の駐車場🅿️をご利用ください。 https://blue-earth-pj.com/blue-earth-music-fest-2023-in-mito

https://twitter.com/blueearthpj/status/1714222146246074449

[imsurroundedbytheocean]

Dublin Night 2 was fucking surreal. Both Miles and Arctic Monkeys were sublime (Barbie reference wink wink nudge nudge) and I’m SO glad I had the opportunity to see them BOTH in the same night!!!

[kits-ships]

hi im kit/victoria/angel! im 24 and use they/she/ze pronouns! i don't want pros/hippers, maps, zoos, terfs, or anyone gross like that following me! i despise you and do not want you interacting with me! (sometimes i just block off of vibes alone btw!)

my main f/os atm are the doctor (all incarnations), aziraphale + crowley, campbell bain, and alec hardy! (i love sharing- please talk to me if we share f/os and youre ok with that!!!) my carrd has my full f/o list w/ tags!

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[katstratfordfanclub]

i can’t keep crying over a boy that isn’t mine

[mikeywayarchive]

Instagram story by mikeyway

[Nov 17, 2023]

[so-sweet-nana]

Photos from Nana's Instagram

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